I remeber like a decade ago when I was playing it on mobile, normal sentences were like 300 days. one time I was like "well let's try to be as good as possible" so I created Santa and got senteced to 50 days. was already at a great start so when I spawned in I just did chores, complied with the wardens, and handed out presents. managed to get my sentence reduced to 15 days and finally got released. the only real fun part about getting out is going back IN the prison to become a warden but yeah I've been traumatized by the early sentences so much that everytime I see poof get 50 days, I think he's tremendously lucky
@@tylern6420 i think you can because theres an actual option to customize your student as a teacher but you have to go through months starting at like september and I haven't even made it that far in
@@TSDLoading also wardens: oh so you murdered half the prisnoers and wardens? I'll let you go since we're such good friends (This happens to me a lot and I love it)
this video is a rollercoaster. It went from making a new save to testing out the time served for different crimes to trying to die as fast as possible to getting arrested as many times as possible to getting rich right before finally dying
Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy... - Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's happiness... - Hold S and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's strength... - Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility... - Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence. - Hold R and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's reputation... - Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance... - Hold END and press -/+ during the game to adjust your sentence...
Like so Poof sees this; 1. Fraud has the least sentence. 15. Terrorism has the most sentence. Failing to do jobs the Wardens instruct you to either fines you or increases a sentence.
Mr. Meaty "Prisoner S-007" : I never tried to hurt anybody! I was going about my day and caught this guy in a bad mood... Judge : Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock! ...Prisoner S-007! I don't know why this is so funny af 🤣
Weird, I actually used to play the mobile, 2-D version of game religiously when I was like, 8. I loved it. Weird to see it pop up again out of the blue after 8 years-
dude this game is extremely repetitive and not fun,, poof shouldn't have to play this game constantly,, besides he's better when he plays wii sports and wii party that kind of stuff
13:44 "nothing seems out of the ordinary" *prisoner walking around with a sword* Also literally ignores the wardens face position right after when he gets arrested.
honestly i hope this one is the last one because the people begging for more hard time are really annoying because there just isn't replay value in the game,, i hope poof gets back to the wii very soon,,
@@P_araps That's your opinion. The fact that a lot of people ask him to replay it again shows that a lot of people _do_ think there's replay value to the game.
YOOOOO HOLY WHAT????? YOU HAVE AWOKEN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I MUST’VE DREAMT OF, MY BROTHER DOESN’T REMEMBER THAT SHOW AT ALL SO WHENEVER I REMEMBERED BITS OF IT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
what are you doing with that piece of wood...
Wassup
Uhhh nothing
*Don't worry bout it*
@@Smoothjayjay nmu
poofy
Whenever Poof plays a game with 'amazing quality,' it's just fun to see him have fun and not hearing him scream every 10 seconds.
agreed, while it is funny to hear him rage, his content and character is so good that he doesn’t have to be a screaming ball of rage to be enjoyable.
Me immediately turning my volume down when I click on a poof vid lmfaooo
So true
As an Australian hearing people refer to this man as poof is fucking hilarious
@@stingingroger7576 How so?
Mr meaty’s crimes:
Battery 2:34
Theft of a firearm 2:39
Fleeing arrest 3:30
Perjury 3:55
Conspiracy to murder 4:42
Battery x2 4:44
Assault and battery 5:06
Theft 7:50
Battery x3 7:52
Battery x4 8:25
Conspiracy to murder 9:33
Assault with intent to kill 9:39
Perjury x2 10:08
Assault 11:18
Accessory to murder 12:30
Obstruction of justice 13:14
Perjury x3 14:28
Theft of a firearm x2 15:13
Conspiracy to murder x2 15:23
Assault with intent to kill x2 15:29
Mass shooting 16:01
Battery x5 16:25
Assault 17:26
Extortion 17:39
this should be pinned
Bro you in law school or what
"I can fix him"
"free my homie he ain't do nothin!"
mr meaty is a good man!
Poof should definitely fool around with the cheats lmao. Imagine his reaction when he finds out you can fly
*Page Up intensifies*
This aged well
Getting arrested for taking a piece of wood: guilty
Getting arrested for harming a warden: Innocent
I love this goddamn game
>literally beating a screw to death
>someone else gets blamed
I remeber like a decade ago when I was playing it on mobile, normal sentences were like 300 days. one time I was like "well let's try to be as good as possible" so I created Santa and got senteced to 50 days. was already at a great start so when I spawned in I just did chores, complied with the wardens, and handed out presents. managed to get my sentence reduced to 15 days and finally got released.
the only real fun part about getting out is going back IN the prison to become a warden but yeah I've been traumatized by the early sentences so much that everytime I see poof get 50 days, I think he's tremendously lucky
So i guess in the school game you can become a teacher if it works similarly to hard time (except you dont actually die)
@@tylern6420 i think you can because theres an actual option to customize your student as a teacher but you have to go through months starting at like september and I haven't even made it that far in
@@datguy8460 yeah and my save was at like a D so no chance anyway lol
@@tylern6420 bruh
Yea the mobile vs the original pc version have a lot of changes between them
Poofesure: *Is accused for stealing or carrying an item from the floor*
Judge: You obviously need more days in prison
meanwhile wardens: oh so you're shooting with a weapon? Don't do that again or you will maybe face consequences. Or not, I don't care.
@@TSDLoading also wardens: oh so you murdered half the prisnoers and wardens? I'll let you go since we're such good friends
(This happens to me a lot and I love it)
LMFAOOOO.
@@shadowsofacid8254 this game has the craziest RNG when it comes to interactions and judgement calls of CO's, wardens, judges, etc.
this video is a rollercoaster. It went from making a new save to testing out the time served for different crimes to trying to die as fast as possible to getting arrested as many times as possible to getting rich right before finally dying
I like how you got sidetracked into not playing the character you wanted.
9:16 the best part of this video is that Poof has never heard the expression "nip this in the bud"
Ikr 😂
I've literally never heard of that in my life
@@exowars it means to take care of a problem in its early stages before it gets too big to manage easily
Stg all this time i thought it was nip it in the butt
I didn’t hear of it either when I first watched this video
Poofesure should probably be in prison IRL for the crimes he has committed to the Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Are you crazy? He'll be sentenced to 69(nice) years
I’m honestly surprised Poof hasn’t been sent to actual prison for constantly causing disturbances to his neighbors and abusing Beef Boss. 🤣
😂Facts
Disturbing his neighbors would be a much bigger crime. Beef Boss isn’t an actual living person, so that wouldn’t be a reason to go to prison.
@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 obviously..know it all
@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 you know that connor was sarcastic right? lol
Abusing Beef Boss is worse, he is a staple to this channel!
i like how the green mustache guy that poof called evil tried to help him when he was chased by warden, dude got a whole character arc
the instant giggling whenever reading nearly any dialogue is what makes these vids for me lol
Was literally just watching the Hardtime series from Poof and was wishing for another one, bro just knows what the people want 😂
nah the true fans want wii content, hard time just isn't a good game tbh and has horrible replay value
@@P_araps I agree it’s just extremely repetitive and all of the videos mash together
@@P_araps cry
@@P_araps nah
@@P_araps I agree that the Wii games are better, but Hardtime is a nice change of pace and is still hilarious to watch
Poofesure: "Lets just steal this wardens -"
Warden: Yeets fire extingusher across the room
damn the nostalgia hits me every time i see matts art style. time to reinstall every single one of his games i guess
I legit just did that
Gotta watch uberhaxornova’s playthrough of this
@@nab23 respect
@@nab23 Respect +2
@@nab23 respect +3
You gotta watch this when you’re either drunk or half asleep, it makes it 10 times funnier
Or high
@@DrikTrajado I think he meant to put that there
Maybe the prison had an insurance policy on that wooden plank
14:33 That timing was gold 😂😂
*"OH F YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK"*
“Can you drop the soap in this game?”
-Poofesure 2022
legend has it that mr meaty was actually alive and is still trying to die to this day
This series has been the most entertaining thing on UA-cam all year
I like how in this game stealing a prison warden’s pistol gives you less of a sentence than picking up a wooden plank you found on the ground
you are the definition of peak entertainment, poof. love your content so, so much.
i stand by this statement. poof is absolutely phenomenal. i love you so much, poof.
i like how when he steals a gun it’s 2 extra days but when he steals a plank it’s 5 extra days
This is my favorite series. The game is so broken, I love it. It’s a great example of how new games can be made on older engines and still be fun
Went from trying to get out to wanting to stay forever
Poof playing Hardtime are some of his best videos imo
Please don't ever stop playing this
Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy...
- Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's happiness...
- Hold S and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's strength...
- Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility...
- Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence.
- Hold R and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's reputation...
- Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance...
- Hold END and press -/+ during the game to adjust your sentence...
trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time
*DIES*
I’d like a new prison sentence
Bury me with my money
Mr meaty was an absolute fever dream 😂 love this series, hope it stays
15:33 bro got popped up and started losing his mind 😂
This Game is on another level 💀
Like so Poof sees this;
1. Fraud has the least sentence.
15. Terrorism has the most sentence.
Failing to do jobs the Wardens instruct you to either fines you or increases a sentence.
Mr. Meaty "Prisoner S-007" : I never tried to hurt anybody! I was going about my day and caught this guy in a bad mood...
Judge : Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock! ...Prisoner S-007!
I don't know why this is so funny af 🤣
Clip?
14:27
Let's be honest, that piece of wood is the most important part of the game.
Love how poof hasn’t noticed the courthouse has M Dickies in the back
My favorite part of this video is poof not understanding the phrase “nip it in the bud” I fucking lose it every time, his laughter is contagious
Haha. Same
Im trying to sleep because it’s 3:45 where I live and I get a notification by poofesure
Thank you
Back so soon with the greatest series under the sun
Love the series! And love that you do it on stream!
only 10 dollars for that plank damn
I love how u are making hard time videos again, I loved them last year
I love that you’re doing these again please more
And thank you 🙏
I was literally just thinking about Poofesure playing hard time like I’m not even lying
Well yeah hes as hard as a rock
petition to bring tomodachi life back
Poof should use cheat codes in hard time
Weird, I actually used to play the mobile, 2-D version of game religiously when I was like, 8. I loved it. Weird to see it pop up again out of the blue after 8 years-
when the man of your dreams kisses you 16:45
Bro this was da the funniest video I’ve seen in a minute😂 Good shit Poof👑
you can hold enter, to speed up the conversations
This episode has so much poofesure Hard Time lore in it. I love it.
Please keep this up, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!
This game is a fever dream
Please keep playing this it’s so good
FINALLY I LOVED THE OLD ONES LETS GOOOO
This is exactly what I needed after an emotionally draining week.
It’s crazy how everyone has played that game 😂
loving the hard time videos
ig he was going for the two different ways to get a “life sentence”
FYI
"nip this in the bud" is a phrase used when someone basically means "stop this right now".
broooo this brings back so many memories, i used to play this on my kindle fire all the time back in the day
Uberhaxornova flashbacks
Wow I thought the judge always went in favor of the prisoner.
"Jeffrey dahmer with no hair" 😂😂
Maximum sentence, 420 death penalties
This man has noooo idea how much wooden planks actually cost
This game is a serious masterpiece
mdickie games in general are masterpieces
Never stop playing this game or I’ll end my life
dude this game is extremely repetitive and not fun,, poof shouldn't have to play this game constantly,, besides he's better when he plays wii sports and wii party that kind of stuff
@@P_araps that's your opinion. You cant force it on someone else. Go back to Twitter
cant believe they still havent made a modernized version of this game
"nip this in the bud" is slang for stopping something before it gets bad
13:28 I didn’t know this game featured real inside footage of US Prisons.
I don’t think this game will ever get old
it already got old the 2nd time poof played it, poof himself is still hilarious, but the game itself is horrible.
@P_araps lol ur horrible, this game is amazing go cry about it xd
@@P_arapsthis guy when he finds out that opinions exist: 😱😱😱😱😱
16:52 I literally started dying😂😂😂
Good to see Chef Vortivask making a return.
13:44 "nothing seems out of the ordinary" *prisoner walking around with a sword*
Also literally ignores the wardens face position right after when he gets arrested.
Thought the last video was the last one. Poof never fails 👏🏻
honestly i hope this one is the last one because the people begging for more hard time are really annoying because there just isn't replay value in the game,, i hope poof gets back to the wii very soon,,
@@P_araps That's your opinion. The fact that a lot of people ask him to replay it again shows that a lot of people _do_ think there's replay value to the game.
@@P_araps why are you commenting this multiple times?
It may not be a long time, but it will be a long time.
- some guy who rages over wii games
at least it wasnt as hard as a rock
Bro I still play this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Which one this one or the 2d one?
@@RedStunt_ the 2d phone version
@@Tommy-ten-toes-gaming where you find it? 🤔
It’s funny I woke up yesterday and watched I go to prison and I’m still awake to this being uploaded an entire day later
YOOOOO HOLY WHAT????? YOU HAVE AWOKEN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I MUST’VE DREAMT OF, MY BROTHER DOESN’T REMEMBER THAT SHOW AT ALL SO WHENEVER I REMEMBERED BITS OF IT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
14:26 imagine a judge saying that before he gives a verdict
Is that Hank hill
8:52 bro is surrounded by black men, I wonder what he did.
(im black irl bro)
Mr Meaty was the scariest show ever
17:28 doesn't even phase poofesure the inmates making out lol
This is the greatest game of all time
thanks, you managed to remind me mr meaty exists
Jeez these people have it out for you over a wooden plank 😂 and carrying a dumbbell 😂
2:46 look at his head😂
warden samson is a legend
i love this series so much
Cop: arrests mr meaty for holding a rock
Also cop when a prisoner is holding a machine gun: not my job
13:28 the guard tried to shoot mr meaty as soon as he came in but accidentally shot the dude who was walking in front of him instead LMFAO
Warden Samson has it out for this dude
Remember children if you go to jail or prison this is what it's like.