shower thoughts that keep me up at night..

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  • @ZYBERPUNKZ
    @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 років тому +13704

    “Knocking on someone’s door is basically punching their house until they give you attention”
    Yeah it be like that

    • @vibehailz5057
      @vibehailz5057 5 років тому +254

      ZY Gamer why does that make me feel bad for the house

    • @ZYBERPUNKZ
      @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 років тому +130

      Haileybaileybear C #houserights

    • @beastyferret8070
      @beastyferret8070 5 років тому +21

      Lol

    • @uriah9645
      @uriah9645 5 років тому +61

      Top 10 big brain moments

    • @joshuadaniels7224
      @joshuadaniels7224 5 років тому +33

      @@uriah9645 oh yeah, its big brain time

  • @123jbuster
    @123jbuster 5 років тому +14196

    When he said:
    “The brain named itself”
    I felt that.

  • @antonioliu6309
    @antonioliu6309 5 років тому +2743

    My favorite: Tom from Tom and Jerry actually is just always pretending to hate Jerry in front of his owner so that he doesn't get replaced with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry

  • @idonotusethischannelanymor8051
    @idonotusethischannelanymor8051 3 роки тому +2310

    Shower thought:
    "I need to pay the water bill"

  • @spaicklesauce754
    @spaicklesauce754 5 років тому +8583

    "My eyes can see."
    "My hands can touch."
    "My nose can smell."'
    "So why doesn't my brain t h i n k?"

    • @repostburner
      @repostburner 5 років тому +331

      All the things that you listed above happens because your brain think

    • @spaicklesauce754
      @spaicklesauce754 5 років тому +125

      @@repostburner r/woooooosh

    • @spaicklesauce754
      @spaicklesauce754 5 років тому +87

      Guys I know this is at 69 likes but please don't let that stop you from liking, seriously.

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 5 років тому +58

      Fishu nope don’t give them a “r\woooosh” if the right

    • @ldbeastmode0689
      @ldbeastmode0689 5 років тому +41

      BJ SO BOOL it means people who didn’t get the joke

  • @JP-wt4zr
    @JP-wt4zr 5 років тому +6344

    "Clapping is just giving yourself a high five for someone elses hard work"
    I never felt so dumb🤨😥

    • @emnbeats41
      @emnbeats41 5 років тому +11

      J P bro SAME

    • @pau6545
      @pau6545 5 років тому +89

      Clapping is basically hitting yourself because you like something.

    • @penem7632
      @penem7632 5 років тому +8

      Wait what you basically changed my mind.Hit me so hard

    • @rickardoramchand6466
      @rickardoramchand6466 4 роки тому

      Clapping is like telling yourself why tf you clapping you had to help or that person did the work and you just clapping.

    • @Yourbatbite
      @Yourbatbite 4 роки тому +2

      youre just hitting yourself 🤦‍♀️

  • @random.4761
    @random.4761 5 років тому +2859

    This video literally made me question everyone's existence.

    • @elmolong8102
      @elmolong8102 5 років тому +7

      Same

    • @elperron2003
      @elperron2003 5 років тому +12

      I'm ain't that stupid

    • @wumbofan336
      @wumbofan336 5 років тому +3

      you mean everything

    • @omit4727
      @omit4727 5 років тому +12

      That profile pic 🙃
      "Unzips pants"

    • @random.4761
      @random.4761 5 років тому +7

      @@omit4727 *aight imma head out-*

  • @lowkeyloki4261
    @lowkeyloki4261 3 роки тому +481

    "If you're waiting for the waiter you're the waiter"
    I lost some of my brain cells there

    • @arabzgirl
      @arabzgirl 3 роки тому +6

      Lol 😂

    • @nettii_x3
      @nettii_x3 3 роки тому +4

      It hurts so bad xd

    • @shgsu9503
      @shgsu9503 2 роки тому +1

      Wait a minute-

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie 2 роки тому +1

      you lose 32,000 braincells each second i pretty sure

    • @Aliix458
      @Aliix458 Рік тому

      No, stop it-
      Fine, you got me.

  • @littlecr7265
    @littlecr7265 5 років тому +2316

    "Could there be other senses that we just can't Perceive?"
    Me: Hmm yes.
    *Common Sense*

  • @VicoMMIII
    @VicoMMIII 5 років тому +1258

    Your shower thoughts: “existence isn’t reality”
    My shower thoughts:
    *what do sign language rappers look like*

    • @cinnamonsugarroyale
      @cinnamonsugarroyale 5 років тому +102

      my shower thoughts: how many chicken nuggets can i fit in my mouth if I didn’t have a tongue or teeth

    • @earth11116
      @earth11116 5 років тому +49

      My shower thoughts: man its getting hot in here. Stop heating me up. Just stop. Youre killing your selfs in the process. Just stop

    • @NN-cg1rn
      @NN-cg1rn 5 років тому +75

      My shower thoughts: I’ve been in the shower too long. I’m wasting water. I need to leave.

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 5 років тому +36

      For me i don't have time to think , I'm too busy being a rock star

    • @Noel_Wood
      @Noel_Wood 5 років тому +36

      My shower thoughts: ok let’s silently sing to some songs I like.

  • @Accursed_Bone_Collective
    @Accursed_Bone_Collective 5 років тому +1516

    He's spitting straight facts.

    • @Azidoazideazide.
      @Azidoazideazide. 5 років тому +9

      Not exactly.

    • @Nerrrdgasm
      @Nerrrdgasm 5 років тому +3

      Big ass Factzz

    • @NHC859
      @NHC859 5 років тому +4

      Chinedu Opara wow... nigga u racist

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 років тому

      yooooo🤔🤔🤔like😳😳😳

    • @universe514
      @universe514 5 років тому +2

      opinionated but i’m always spitting straight facts

  • @cerealmug450
    @cerealmug450 3 роки тому +1945

    Shower thought: if everything is made of atoms then school is just atoms forcing other atoms to learn about other atoms

  • @blalock307
    @blalock307 5 років тому +465

    “Ever wonder how many strangers you pass by not knowing it’s their last day on Earth”
    I truly felt that

    • @realechowinds
      @realechowinds 5 років тому +1

      Aiden B. Yo that’s fucking crazy

    • @MadisonMendozaa1
      @MadisonMendozaa1 5 років тому +1

      Aiden B. 😭

    • @q_w0ckk
      @q_w0ckk 5 років тому +1

      I been thinking that years ago

    • @illtake333
      @illtake333 5 років тому +6

      i always this that bro wtf😭like i always see someone and then the next day or something im just like"what if they died or what if i was the last person to see them alive"

    • @ElizabethCruz-ps5xw
      @ElizabethCruz-ps5xw 5 років тому +3

      I am a nursing student and I helped a patient back at the end of October. He had a stroke and he needed help going to the restroom at hospital. He also needed help with eating as he became very shaky. I cut his pancakes and he ate all his breakfast he had a healthy appetite. I found out during thanksgiving week that he passed away. He was in his mid-fifties. It made me sad because he was such a pleasant person and I was able to have that experience with him.

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 5 років тому +663

    This is so deep. I almost cried when he said, "We live in a society."

  • @theodorosthethotsbane6554
    @theodorosthethotsbane6554 5 років тому +1159

    "Knocking is basically punching someone's house until they give you attention"
    Lol

  • @shinviews4717
    @shinviews4717 3 роки тому +677

    “You’ve never really truly seen your face before, you’ve only seen it in pictures and reflections”
    Hit me

    • @きよ-f3m
      @きよ-f3m 3 роки тому +3

      I made the likes 100 :")

    • @Labrynthetic
      @Labrynthetic 3 роки тому

      I don't get it...
      What did you mean?

    • @subzeroandscorpion6701
      @subzeroandscorpion6701 3 роки тому +6

      @@Labrynthetic he means that you never actually seen your face yourself, you only saw it from reflections or photos

    • @Labrynthetic
      @Labrynthetic 3 роки тому +1

      @@subzeroandscorpion6701
      I was talking about the "Hit me" part.

    • @subzeroandscorpion6701
      @subzeroandscorpion6701 3 роки тому +2

      @@Labrynthetic yah idk what they meant by that either

  • @xander8574
    @xander8574 5 років тому +728

    "we live in a society."
    *i felt that*

  • @1003drae
    @1003drae 4 роки тому +5397

    Shower thought: You spend your entire life gathering people for your funeral.

  • @imadeyoureadthis7823
    @imadeyoureadthis7823 5 років тому +2500

    If someone asks you “where’s the beach”, you can point in any direction and still be correct

    • @rlybaddude737
      @rlybaddude737 5 років тому +266

      Point straight up and you will be wrong

    • @MrFuzzy-xv1sk
      @MrFuzzy-xv1sk 5 років тому +84

      Or down

    • @jagodak.6867
      @jagodak.6867 5 років тому +220

      @@MrFuzzy-xv1sk down... Can be a beach at the other side of the world

    • @mikeman9090
      @mikeman9090 5 років тому +187

      @@rlybaddude737 who's to say there's no beaches in other far off galaxy's that have yet to be seen

    • @rlybaddude737
      @rlybaddude737 5 років тому +39

      @@mikeman9090 the chances of hitting another planet (assuming pointing is a straight line with the width of 1-2cm) are so small its actually near impossible to hit anything and that something also needs to have liqiud lakes and you need to hit the edge of a body of liquid then i would cosider it more unlickely than winning the lottery

  • @mrtrey7865
    @mrtrey7865 3 роки тому +2345

    Shower thought: Life is just a long story on how you died.

  • @JGVlogs8
    @JGVlogs8 5 років тому +10224

    "The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you."

    • @tanakamatenga1094
      @tanakamatenga1094 4 роки тому +436

      And vice versa as well

    • @vurzey7809
      @vurzey7809 4 роки тому +28

      M

    • @yo848
      @yo848 4 роки тому +71

      JG Vlogs i dont get it

    • @jameshardees8406
      @jameshardees8406 4 роки тому +277

      N I K E the youngest picture of you is when your youngest in age which means it’s the oldest because it’s how ever many years ago. I don’t know if that helped it’s hard to explain

    • @yo848
      @yo848 4 роки тому +60

      Aaron Buchebner ohhh i get it thanks for that it did make sense 😊

  • @jamesissassy8664
    @jamesissassy8664 4 роки тому +3688

    Shower thought: It’s impossible to think of a brand new colour.

    • @mckaylahayes4310
      @mckaylahayes4310 4 роки тому +105

      It rly is .

    • @lucy-xk4lq
      @lucy-xk4lq 4 роки тому +60

      Underrated comment

    • @ScreamsBaba
      @ScreamsBaba 4 роки тому +87

      Gimme a sec.....ASDIDFJDOEFJBHGFJWIFHGJIEJH my new color!

    • @Ronin12160
      @Ronin12160 4 роки тому +127

      @eshal shoaib u have officaly became einsteins kid

    • @artbycallie6816
      @artbycallie6816 4 роки тому +18

      I have thought of this before but nobody around me understands what I'm trying to say.

  • @RayQns
    @RayQns 5 років тому +2682

    “The only reason we want Money is to lose it all in the end”
    Mr. Krabs: No

  • @vichael
    @vichael 3 роки тому +74

    I only just realized how smooth the transitions between all the topics were

  • @18xDJHx
    @18xDJHx 5 років тому +834

    my actual thoughts:
    bro i dont wanna get out the shower, thats gonna be cold as hell.

    • @MrBubbles5576
      @MrBubbles5576 5 років тому +9

      😂damn right

    • @18xDJHx
      @18xDJHx 5 років тому +14

      @Maxim Palomino when u get out the shower its freezing af, or is that just me

    • @MCC22
      @MCC22 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @anurati1303
      @anurati1303 5 років тому +4

      Shit that’s my thoughts as always.

    • @eatyourcereal5347
      @eatyourcereal5347 5 років тому +4

      My random thought:
      If someone ask if you straight (means ok) if you say no are you gay?

  • @YourNeighbourJack
    @YourNeighbourJack 5 років тому +282

    Is everyone gonna ignore how his transition are so smooth from one topic to the next?

    • @krabbykrabby8818
      @krabbykrabby8818 5 років тому +5

      Fr

    • @rokaskarosas5092
      @rokaskarosas5092 5 років тому +9

      JTD55 Yes its because he chooses to relate one thing to another making the transitions like a logical never ending sentence. Have you noticed that after he says something important, he says something that seems irrelevant but its actually a smooth transition to another fact, its like writing an essay.

  • @Raditzisop
    @Raditzisop 4 роки тому +3914

    shower thought: you’re having shower thoughts while not even in the shower

    • @shavy7734
      @shavy7734 4 роки тому +17

      You spelled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wrong.

    • @Raditzisop
      @Raditzisop 4 роки тому +36

      shavy i know i always expect auto correct to fix it but the time i need it obviously it doesn’t work so allow me to edit it and thank you for reminding me

    • @honkmarris2113
      @honkmarris2113 4 роки тому +21

      Your profile picture really tops this comment off.

    • @arnavsingh7230
      @arnavsingh7230 4 роки тому +2

      :/

    • @queenbrooklyn5629
      @queenbrooklyn5629 4 роки тому +3

      I thought it was just me. I guess not.

  • @santischels
    @santischels 3 роки тому +356

    Shower Thought:
    People say life is too short,
    yet its the longest thing we experience

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 3 роки тому +6

      what the-

    • @Wereboypiko
      @Wereboypiko 3 роки тому +2

      Isn’t being thought of the longest thing you experience

    • @seriousnesstv7902
      @seriousnesstv7902 3 роки тому +1

      Tell that to babies that die

    • @arnavsaxena4278
      @arnavsaxena4278 3 роки тому +2

      @@seriousnesstv7902 I tried but they had none of it.........they were dead

    • @megacharizard1356
      @megacharizard1356 2 роки тому +1

      isn't death the longest

  • @Resistancee-
    @Resistancee- 5 років тому +315

    "Your brain makes your heart work, and your heart makes your brain work."
    Teamwork makes the dream work

    • @τηε-μ5β
      @τηε-μ5β 5 років тому +1

      G H X S T R A H I M which one starting working first to make the other one work?

    • @NoCommentsVideo
      @NoCommentsVideo 5 років тому +1

      Lesi PlaysHacks no the brain

    • @vSaltyy
      @vSaltyy 5 років тому

      roblox master
      Both, if your heart doesn’t beat then your brain shuts down but your brain is what continues to tell your heart to beat. So theres no final answer it just all comes down to Both of them being equally important

    • @glaz9839
      @glaz9839 5 років тому

      Literally

    • @moon-pw1bi
      @moon-pw1bi 5 років тому +1

      @@vSaltyy i read somewhere that the heart can beat if its detached from the body. all it needs is oxygen.

  • @SamyWYMAN
    @SamyWYMAN 4 роки тому +2683

    Shower thought: you are not scared because you are home alone, you are scared that you are not alone

  • @aoi5571
    @aoi5571 5 років тому +2381

    "the brain is the only organ that knows its an organ, it also named itself."
    *EXISTENTIAL CRISIS TRIGGERED*

    • @roonaauss
      @roonaauss 5 років тому +36

      You need a crane to build a crane??

    • @dumbdumbpoop6238
      @dumbdumbpoop6238 5 років тому

      René Vedvik no.

    • @dumbdumbpoop6238
      @dumbdumbpoop6238 5 років тому +5

      The brain isn’t sentient, you fool. It helps you become sentient, it helps you think, it doesn’t know, you know.

    • @gumdrop4869
      @gumdrop4869 5 років тому +28

      Arras
      the "you fool" comment above me makes pissed. STOP CALLING PEOPLE FOOLS. ITS SO IGNORANT DISRESPECTFUL AND DISGUSTING, like who the hell raised you. You ARE NOT GOD TO BE JUDGING ANYONE. ITS NEVER OKAY TO BE RUDE BY CALLING PEOPLE NAMES. The hell did she do to you anyways? it's not like she insulted you. she just MISTAKENLY said something and you THINK it's OKAY?? TO CALL HER A FOOL!????? in what world. I could easily tell you weren't born on planet earth with all that hate in your mind. calling someone a fool. Do Not Ever Insult Anyone OR KARMA IS GOING TO KNOCK AT YOUR DOOR THEN BARGE RIGHT IN. bet.

    • @rainystrm_7364
      @rainystrm_7364 5 років тому +8

      @@gumdrop4869 👏🏻😂👏🏻

  • @joonies_dimples
    @joonies_dimples 3 роки тому +374

    Someone infected me with this one "if Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off"

    • @nixenphoenix3629
      @nixenphoenix3629 3 роки тому +51

      Butter? Idk man

    • @crii7498
      @crii7498 3 роки тому +29

      @@nixenphoenix3629 BUTTER?? RLLY💀💀

    • @cecilliarenata3969
      @cecilliarenata3969 3 роки тому +7

      @@nixenphoenix3629 wdym? Butter song or what?

    • @cecilliarenata3969
      @cecilliarenata3969 3 роки тому +7

      FRRR I'VE BEEN THINKING BOUT THAT FOR YEARS

    • @manali7279
      @manali7279 3 роки тому +6

      @@cecilliarenata3969 Butter song💜😂, but no he/she's talking about literal butter here.

  • @ethancameron5260
    @ethancameron5260 4 роки тому +4233

    Shower thought: when u throw a rock in a lake, you may be the last person in human history to ever to touch that rock

  • @timothy5092
    @timothy5092 5 років тому +2067

    "the only reason why we want to make money, is to get rid of all of it in the end"
    wait what the fu-

    • @tranquillrainbows9493
      @tranquillrainbows9493 5 років тому +3

      @Luis DOS SANTOS ZÖBISCH example if you make a super cool machine, you think it's worth getting green paper with numbers on it? Yeah, think of thAT. It was kinda better when you traded, not sure how it will be trying to trade now but, that's what's worth it

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 5 років тому +1

      im14andthisisdeep

    • @-hemloyeno9119
      @-hemloyeno9119 5 років тому +2

      Published get rid of da taxes

    • @MCC22
      @MCC22 5 років тому +1

      Oh my

    • @RxT7A
      @RxT7A 5 років тому +1

      That got me

  • @1999Supercooldudeman
    @1999Supercooldudeman 5 років тому +4595

    You know this guy is so famous they named a part of the camera after him

    • @ianochieng4541
      @ianochieng4541 5 років тому +63

      Ha ha ha .....that's a good one. You cannot tell me you haven't been waiting on that to post it early!

    • @liz_ramsay
      @liz_ramsay 5 років тому +73

      I smell an r/whoosh coming up...

    • @whathano.9739
      @whathano.9739 5 років тому +24

      Sparkfire r/whoosh

    • @myteasgonecold7143
      @myteasgonecold7143 5 років тому +12

      Sparkfire crap I was about to say that

    • @tfr
      @tfr 5 років тому +69

      oMg yOu arE sO DuMb AperTure AlrEady eXisTed bEfore ThIs gUy

  • @eyeseeeverything3207
    @eyeseeeverything3207 3 роки тому +909

    Shower thought: You have a 1 in 400 trillion chance of being born so technically you have won the biggest lottery of your life.

    • @examtime4887
      @examtime4887 3 роки тому +24

      What if someone more smart than me born ?

    • @lsudo
      @lsudo 3 роки тому +2

      How 🤔

    • @adenferguson2647
      @adenferguson2647 3 роки тому +28

      Yet, barely less than 9 billion people are on this planet. ;-;

    • @henryjones6976
      @henryjones6976 3 роки тому +6

      Morty there’s 7 billion lol

    • @shreehari6762
      @shreehari6762 3 роки тому +26

      I think he refers to spream cells

  • @Kratosspartanman
    @Kratosspartanman 5 років тому +682

    Shower thought: *How can you die in the living room?*
    Or this: *The share button for reddit should be “Spreddit”*

  • @Jay-qb9gi
    @Jay-qb9gi 5 років тому +9801

    *[MESSAGE EXPUNGED]*

    • @void-master9077
      @void-master9077 5 років тому +447

      *Hits blunt*

    • @gmanbaz
      @gmanbaz 5 років тому +159

      FBI 🤣🤣

    • @Inertch
      @Inertch 5 років тому +124

      100% of dead people older than a 1 second were born

    • @soggerstheimmortal
      @soggerstheimmortal 5 років тому +27

      Death is one too

    • @gleiru7282
      @gleiru7282 5 років тому +15

      Темирлан Аскарулы what

  • @Myname-il9vd
    @Myname-il9vd 5 років тому +1642

    Aperture said we live in a society and I died immediately

  • @misa_innit4265
    @misa_innit4265 3 роки тому +172

    Shower thought: what if u died a long time ago and ur brain is just entertaining its self and re-living ur life

    • @bracobunga9383
      @bracobunga9383 3 роки тому +3

      GABESWEATS

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 3 роки тому +8

      that would mean you wouldn’t feel any difference between living and dying, that’s lowkey cool

    • @mamalulill9190
      @mamalulill9190 3 роки тому +9

      thank you, now i have an existential crisis

    • @abbieevans5337
      @abbieevans5337 3 роки тому +6

      another one I've heard is that before you die you relive your life in 40 seconds but it's feel much longer ofc. What if you're dying you're reliving your life rn in 40 secs. It's mostly the same of what you said but idc. Anyways it would explain deja-vu and gut feelings

    • @wataemugi
      @wataemugi 3 роки тому +8

      Woahh, So-
      If my brain is just entertaining itself by re-living my life..Does that mean that when we're dreaming, we tune back to the actual 'reality'? like imagine you're dreaming and it's all fun and happy and SUDDENLY, A psychopath comes and murders your friends. and that's the actual reality but we're unable to accept that THAT just happened so our brain just goes back to re-living our 'past life' and we just forget that our 'dream' ever happened? It's kind of like a way of coping by just forgetting everything and that's the reason you don't remember your dreams.

  • @erika-rs3ns
    @erika-rs3ns 4 роки тому +570

    there is a different version of you in the mind of each person you know

    • @бронза.вафля.конус
      @бронза.вафля.конус 4 роки тому +35

      The fake one, the kind one, the smart one, the fake one, the quiet one, the weird one, the fake one, the loud one, the fake one- did I say that already?

    • @viergiesabdapaganini3282
      @viergiesabdapaganini3282 4 роки тому +3

      @@бронза.вафля.конус no i think

    • @hearts4suntan
      @hearts4suntan 4 роки тому +4

      That isn't tru- *Wait a second, you might be on to something...*

    • @lalouve8841
      @lalouve8841 4 роки тому +9

      I srsly have a phobia like this im scared of what people actually think of me

    • @subtohumzaproductions2k916
      @subtohumzaproductions2k916 4 роки тому +3

      Tension exists

  • @honestmyths5839
    @honestmyths5839 5 років тому +585

    Me: reads comments during the intro
    Also me: alright guys ima head out

  • @pate3963
    @pate3963 4 роки тому +2040

    "life is short, But it is Also the Longest thing you are going to experience"

    • @notcarly3744
      @notcarly3744 4 роки тому +32

      Underrated

    • @sangitapatel2891
      @sangitapatel2891 4 роки тому +12

      ☠ is infinite

    • @cartermorrison8233
      @cartermorrison8233 4 роки тому +7

      That’s deep

    • @TheSadMusician
      @TheSadMusician 4 роки тому +4

      @@sangitapatel2891 not really
      Infinity doesnt have a beginning it just exists but death has a beginning

    • @megank6866
      @megank6866 4 роки тому +13

      That’s not true, when I die I get eternity with our savior in heaven.

  • @shehryarullah9970
    @shehryarullah9970 3 роки тому +718

    “Doing Nothing” is impossible
    1 : you,re breathing
    2 : if you,re not breathing , you,re holding your breath
    3 : if you cant breath , you,re struggling to breath
    After all , doing nothing is impossible

    • @SharkworkShallow
      @SharkworkShallow 3 роки тому +30

      Death?

    • @adenferguson2647
      @adenferguson2647 3 роки тому +15

      @Regular Channel am I decomposing consciously? ‘I’ am not decomposing, by body is.

    • @julsdraws6769
      @julsdraws6769 3 роки тому +5

      @@adenferguson2647 what’s the difference

    • @deyacot5376
      @deyacot5376 3 роки тому +23

      Then impossible is impossible

    • @jmo8192
      @jmo8192 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-nv9vi9de8p what if I'm cremated and in a jar om my granddaughters shelf?

  • @superpancakes9512
    @superpancakes9512 5 років тому +211

    "you've never seen your own face before"
    Twins: *synchronized laughing*

    • @juandavid4089
      @juandavid4089 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @chakydd
      @chakydd 5 років тому +8

      This is so underrated lmao!!

    • @dumvi3176
      @dumvi3176 5 років тому +9

      I mean it’s technically still not your face. It’s a face that’s identical to urs but not urs

    • @skeletons2500
      @skeletons2500 5 років тому +4

      @@dumvi3176 r/woooosh

    • @dumvi3176
      @dumvi3176 5 років тому +1

      cyoncyan that’s why I said it “I mean”

  • @Fofn838
    @Fofn838 4 роки тому +757

    "Phones are one of the most dirtiest things out there"
    Coronavirus: write that down write that down

  • @crieverytim
    @crieverytim 5 років тому +228

    Looking at the stars is like a shower for your brain where you gain perspective and realize all of those things that are stressing you out are infinitesimally small and insignificant, washing the debris right off you. this is why city folk are so wound up. they ain't had a shower in quite some time, living their miniaturized lives in a sad little snow globe, the city lights strangling the awe-striking stars right out of the sky

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 5 років тому +17

      I post this from my apt near times square 😬🙃🤣🤷‍♂️

    • @nicechoicee
      @nicechoicee 5 років тому +6

      @@crieverytim We removed the only thing that could remind us of the insignificance to our significance and are going crazy because of it. We spend so much time looking down at how small the things around us look that looking up doesn't come across our minds.

    • @fauux3872
      @fauux3872 5 років тому +2

      @@nicechoicee hey. That's kinda nice :)

  • @barley9322
    @barley9322 3 роки тому +182

    Shower thought: Thunder is just air screaming in pain after it got struck by lightning.

  • @abixreal
    @abixreal 5 років тому +395

    "When You're in a restaurant waiting for a waiter. You become the waiter"
    Idk y but this blows my mind

    • @eliza3144
      @eliza3144 4 роки тому +6

      Think of it this way: if you wait for the waiter, your the waiter. But the waiter is waiting for the chef to give the food, so the waiter is the waiter. And the chef is waiting for the food to cook, so the chef is the waiter. Therefore, everybody is the waiter. You just waited to finish reading this comment.

    • @abixreal
      @abixreal 4 роки тому

      @@eliza3144 ok

    • @keithkasselhute660
      @keithkasselhute660 4 роки тому +2

      @@eliza3144 damn my brain hurts now XD

    • @eliza3144
      @eliza3144 4 роки тому

      @@keithkasselhute660 lol XD 😂😂😂

    • @romonadellshae4308
      @romonadellshae4308 4 роки тому

      @@eliza3144 🤔

  • @yaminaur_
    @yaminaur_ 5 років тому +171

    "You've never seen your own face before, only in photos and reflections"
    Bro stop, that makes me want to pull out my eyes to look at myself 😂

  • @creativename689
    @creativename689 4 роки тому +739

    Shower thought: The opposite of waterfall is firefly

  • @AmaanKhan-uk6tr
    @AmaanKhan-uk6tr 3 роки тому +388

    Shower thought: a pregnant women swimming is a human submarine

    • @Starrunne
      @Starrunne 3 роки тому +12

      Wow that is kind of cool if u think about it

    • @Wereboypiko
      @Wereboypiko 3 роки тому +58

      I need to stop scrolling through these comments

    • @husaainh6485
      @husaainh6485 3 роки тому +4

      @@Wereboypiko 😂😂

    • @cupacadet3854
      @cupacadet3854 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wereboypiko so do I 🥲

    • @Noveltea1113
      @Noveltea1113 3 роки тому

      @@cupacadet3854 me too 😵

  • @rcktman0127
    @rcktman0127 5 років тому +975

    “The oldest person alive was born when an entirely different population was living”

    • @daniellajaquez6975
      @daniellajaquez6975 5 років тому +2

      Wait so how was that thing made

    • @rcktman0127
      @rcktman0127 5 років тому +11

      Daniella Jaquez their parents died

    • @peachy-wd6ci
      @peachy-wd6ci 5 років тому +16

      Daniella Jaquez
      their parent must have died. and why call them a thing?

    • @fuhrfhrei3441
      @fuhrfhrei3441 5 років тому

      Daniella Jaquez I was like know shit Sherlock that goes for all people over 70

    • @dyonisisthehighlander8460
      @dyonisisthehighlander8460 5 років тому

      Neanderthals?

  • @summer6993
    @summer6993 4 роки тому +3867

    Shower thought: Erasers die slowly because of your mistakes

  • @shannonarmas6849
    @shannonarmas6849 5 років тому +1610

    Shower thought: it’s impossible to think of a new color

    • @海浪-g3u
      @海浪-g3u 4 роки тому +30

      Jake Armas then how were our colors thought of

    • @lei23to79
      @lei23to79 4 роки тому +177

      @@海浪-g3u they weren't thought of, they were found in the real world and named.

    • @baldhead7759
      @baldhead7759 4 роки тому +7

      Jake Armas Maybe because it’s so complex

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 роки тому +22

      the visible spectrum is just a small bit of the entire wavelenghts

    • @yetypicalmusic1869
      @yetypicalmusic1869 4 роки тому +8

      Skyett since we know they exist, they already exist

  • @yea7344
    @yea7344 3 роки тому +70

    shower thought: what if we’ve already lived our life and died we’re just having flashbacks

    • @ispectate8948
      @ispectate8948 3 роки тому +1

      Im high

    • @Wraient
      @Wraient 3 роки тому

      @@ispectate8948 * FBI, OPEN UP *

    • @AurisMochi
      @AurisMochi 3 роки тому +2

      Lol this means my life was rubbish in the past like my present 😭😂😂😂😂

    • @casper9594
      @casper9594 3 роки тому

      What if we already died and this is "heaven"

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 2 роки тому

      @@casper9594 this is hell for some of us

  • @emqueiroz
    @emqueiroz 5 років тому +299

    Me: trying to sleep
    That one brain cell:

    • @Bubbles-vf2qd
      @Bubbles-vf2qd 5 років тому +3

      Did you just Call him
      Dumb

    • @realshitdeathtrap
      @realshitdeathtrap 5 років тому +2

      That one brain cell: FUCK SLEEPING! NIGGA SPAM ON INSTAGRAM!

    • @EllaaRosee
      @EllaaRosee 5 років тому +1

      That one brain cell: Eh it’s only 3:00AM and a school night. One more UA-cam video

  • @LoneWolf-eh2gs
    @LoneWolf-eh2gs 4 роки тому +1374

    Shower thought: you start dying the moment you're born

    • @brendan2754
      @brendan2754 4 роки тому +84

      You're alive even before you're actually born

    • @psychedelicerr0r
      @psychedelicerr0r 4 роки тому +43

      Sleeping is just laying in bed with your eyes closed in the dark

    • @El-yl7de
      @El-yl7de 4 роки тому +20

      False your cells continuously regenerate till you are 26, then you start dying.....

    • @urmom-sw7cq
      @urmom-sw7cq 4 роки тому +28

      @@El-yl7de no she meant we start dying because we are born. Like, for example, imagine you charge your phone to 100% and it starts decreasing, right? Exactly

    • @maryb4493
      @maryb4493 4 роки тому +7

      not true, you start dying the moment your organs start failing you, and that doesn't happen when your born

  • @Fireflash180
    @Fireflash180 5 років тому +679

    "Your brain is the only organ that knows it's an organ"
    Mind blown

    • @fellowmemer5693
      @fellowmemer5693 5 років тому +18

      So your telling your brain, which knew it was an organ, was mind blown by someone telling you that it does so?

    • @ferrallezz5246
      @ferrallezz5246 5 років тому +2

      Fellow Memer what

    • @fellowmemer5693
      @fellowmemer5693 5 років тому +6

      @@ferrallezz5246 Oh no, I am just highlighting how weird shower thoughts are. Our brain knows that it's the only organ that knows that's an organ, yet we never think about it. Our brain knows it named itself, yet we are mind blown when people tell us. Shower Thoughts are just obvious things we werent given time to think about. Crazy huh?

    • @hudsonhibbs1251
      @hudsonhibbs1251 5 років тому

      More like mind known *bdm pscch*

    • @fellowmemer5693
      @fellowmemer5693 5 років тому

      @@hudsonhibbs1251 Oooh. This pun isnt that bad. Nice

  • @TandinEdits
    @TandinEdits 3 роки тому +20

    Fact that he literally relates every topic to topic is mind blowing

  • @xxmatrixflames
    @xxmatrixflames 5 років тому +7530

    When you sleep. Your just looking at your eye lids.

    • @juandavid4089
      @juandavid4089 5 років тому +242

      Lol thats weird

    • @aldervic6293
      @aldervic6293 5 років тому +426

      *i have insomnia now*

    • @annabelleescobar9582
      @annabelleescobar9582 5 років тому +46

      @@aldervic6293 lol

    • @cao_sn
      @cao_sn 5 років тому +104

      I mean duh it’s an eye ball u can’t close an eyeball I actually figured that out before this vid

    • @saturn.stqrrr
      @saturn.stqrrr 5 років тому +55

      This one hit me hard

  • @h5mm189
    @h5mm189 4 роки тому +4296

    Shower Thought: You Only Have One Birthday,The Rest Are Congratulations For Surviving.

    • @enderwigin7976
      @enderwigin7976 3 роки тому +156

      I think I discovered something weird bout birthdays
      Which is:
      Every 4 years a day gets added for February, means that we have to do out birthdays 1 day earlier each 4 years
      (Actually 6 hours earlier every year)

    • @z.e....3175
      @z.e....3175 3 роки тому +19

      @q.q Why Not?

    • @user-Allahlovesyou
      @user-Allahlovesyou 3 роки тому +62

      Celebrating your birthday is like welcoming death as you grow older your soon going to die so why would you celebrate yourselfs clock of life

    • @awesomeguy3329
      @awesomeguy3329 3 роки тому +17

      I always thought of that but never worded it that way lol

    • @Noochi-ow2jw
      @Noochi-ow2jw 3 роки тому +3

      Holy

  • @moonlightassassin7502
    @moonlightassassin7502 4 роки тому +1621

    Shower thought : Cleaning a vacuum cleaner makes you the vacuum cleaner.

  • @GigaAce
    @GigaAce 3 роки тому +37

    Shower thought: Your alarm tone is technically your theme song because it plays in the begging of every episode.

    • @highlander8862
      @highlander8862 3 роки тому +2

      i need a better alarm tone

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 2 роки тому +1

      If I make a show about myself and make a theme song, I’ll have you to thank

    • @genius3121
      @genius3121 Рік тому

      Underrated and so true

  • @Nekonesse
    @Nekonesse 4 роки тому +665

    "have you actually ever seen a crane being built? they just kinda show up out of nowhere and then disappear randomly"
    holy shit hes right

    • @matthew_eliyah
      @matthew_eliyah 4 роки тому +6

      Neko wait..

    • @xfate-vivuszz6041
      @xfate-vivuszz6041 4 роки тому +12

      Not really a crane literally builds it self lol look it up its weird

    • @gnol89
      @gnol89 4 роки тому +2

      xFaTe-VivusZz 𝗪𝗔𝗧

    • @nino1397
      @nino1397 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe its a she

    • @nino1397
      @nino1397 4 роки тому +1

      @blinkue jenchulichaeng exactly..

  • @crypticxc
    @crypticxc 4 роки тому +178

    When he said “why do girls pants have no pockets” I felt that

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 4 роки тому +2

      Wait they don’t

    • @yaell1976
      @yaell1976 4 роки тому +13

      @@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 well it depends, but even when there are pockets they're usually tiny and kind of useless... it can be quite annoying

    • @m8yqt654
      @m8yqt654 4 роки тому +6

      @@yaell1976 i just hate it when the pants have these really small and tight pockets like whatchu think's gonna fit in there

    • @yaell1976
      @yaell1976 4 роки тому

      @@m8yqt654 right!!

    • @CosmicCitiZenOfficial
      @CosmicCitiZenOfficial 4 роки тому

      @@m8yqt654 condom 🎈

  • @jamesgifford1333
    @jamesgifford1333 4 роки тому +2879

    Shower thought: What if dogs don’t enjoy playing fetch, and do it because they think humans enjoy throwing things?

    • @familjenfurumark788
      @familjenfurumark788 4 роки тому +74

      .....................😱

    • @jh3305
      @jh3305 4 роки тому +8

      don't be stupid

    • @jh3305
      @jh3305 4 роки тому +11

      @Behndo bruh. Read the original comment again

    • @sheerbtw
      @sheerbtw 4 роки тому +133

      what if they think we just keep dropping it lol

    • @Cakeboy9000
      @Cakeboy9000 4 роки тому +78

      I read a shower thought that read, do you wonder what dogs think you do when you leave to go to work? Do they think you go on walks by yourself because they don’t understand the concept of jobs. It’s kinda funny

  • @P418K
    @P418K 3 роки тому +122

    Shower thought: It’s impossible describe a color to a blind person

    • @santischels
      @santischels 3 роки тому +30

      well its impossible to describe a color

    • @ri1114
      @ri1114 3 роки тому +11

      @@santischels Without using examples that is

    • @ri1114
      @ri1114 3 роки тому +9

      @@santischels But even with examples you can’t do it to a blind person

    • @santischels
      @santischels 3 роки тому +8

      @@ri1114 exactly

    • @wataemugi
      @wataemugi 3 роки тому +4

      Well the only thing that blind people 'see' is darkness, isn't it? So we can just say that "Hey, What you see right now is what the color Black is." ??
      I mean i'm probably wrong but eh.

  • @kaiajanoa2152
    @kaiajanoa2152 4 роки тому +409

    ”you can drink a drink, but you cant food a food“ lmao-

    • @user-ov7ph1sc8j
      @user-ov7ph1sc8j 4 роки тому +12

      Lol me and my cousin don’t say eat anymore we say food

    • @raresdobrinean1583
      @raresdobrinean1583 4 роки тому +13

      English is just a giant meme

    • @yuritardid7761
      @yuritardid7761 3 роки тому +10

      In Hindi "Eating food" translates to "Khana khana" or "food fooding"

    • @deanofarrell1881
      @deanofarrell1881 3 роки тому +5

      @@yuritardid7761 thank you, I'm glad in a language this exists

    • @yvandelacruz9993
      @yvandelacruz9993 3 роки тому

      Drink is more a slang word, the right way to say is " drink a liquid "

  • @Kiki-sr6ig
    @Kiki-sr6ig 4 роки тому +606

    Idk if anyone said this
    Shower thought: One day UA-cam will be older than everyone living on earth

    • @foxiiepuffpuff3627
      @foxiiepuffpuff3627 4 роки тому +14

      Holy f-

    • @wanderingnomad7928
      @wanderingnomad7928 4 роки тому +10

      Holy tea pouring out of a kettle!

    • @stevogalaxy3692
      @stevogalaxy3692 4 роки тому +11

      doubt it. Unless they freakin stop with demonitization for people who create stuff not for kids when there is literally a UA-cam Kids

    • @impossum7754
      @impossum7754 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah as long as anyone born before may 2005 is dead

    • @peterclarke2040
      @peterclarke2040 4 роки тому +2

      Unless it gets deleted

  • @owendelatorre16yearsago14
    @owendelatorre16yearsago14 4 роки тому +1763

    Shower thought: Someone is still it from a childhood game of tag
    Obligatory "Thanks for the likes!"

    • @steelothezero5649
      @steelothezero5649 4 роки тому +84

      Haha the 15 years ago thing tricked me.
      Also this comment is underrated

    • @gryphon-iu6kw
      @gryphon-iu6kw 4 роки тому +7

      Wow

    • @k.q7-
      @k.q7- 4 роки тому +12

      Was this comment made fifteen years ago or three years ago? BECAUSE THIS VIDEO WAS MADE ONE YEAR AGO NOT FIFTEEN YEARS AGO😂
      And I'm surprised that's true ;-;

    • @poopy09
      @poopy09 4 роки тому +2

      @@k.q7- no it's in his name tap on his picture

    • @stragglypie1038
      @stragglypie1038 4 роки тому

      Lol u stole this from another one of these videos

  • @georgiangelov13
    @georgiangelov13 3 роки тому +472

    *What if Our Voices are Actually High-Pitched, but Breathing in Oxygen makes your Voice Lower, and Breathing in Helium just Returns the Voice to its Normal form...*

  • @Gaming_-dg3hr
    @Gaming_-dg3hr 4 роки тому +1564

    Shower thought: clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

  • @treycoots6812
    @treycoots6812 5 років тому +1843

    if you think about it, “nothing” doesn’t exist.
    *nothing*- not anything; no single thing

  • @Ashley-fz9rx
    @Ashley-fz9rx 4 роки тому +1922

    shower Thought: Dora isn't really an explorer if she uses a map.

    • @the3musketeers30
      @the3musketeers30 4 роки тому +63

      👁👄👁

    • @mckaylahayes4310
      @mckaylahayes4310 4 роки тому +17

      The 3 Musketeers using a map has nothing to do with it if she still explores.

    • @mckaylahayes4310
      @mckaylahayes4310 4 роки тому +23

      Using a map or not, she’s still exploring .

    • @Ashley-fz9rx
      @Ashley-fz9rx 4 роки тому +35

      @@mckaylahayes4310 the map already has all the places on it meaning dora has already been there. Exploring is like looking at new places and stuff

    • @mckaylahayes4310
      @mckaylahayes4310 4 роки тому +13

      AccidxntsHappen just because it has the places on there doesn’t mean she’s been there. A map is supposed to help and guid you were to go. That’s why people use maps. It’s like a paper gps. 😐

  • @PoliticalWonderland
    @PoliticalWonderland 3 роки тому +16

    “Knocking on someone’s door is just basically punching their house until they give you attention and clapping is you giving yourself a high 5 for someone else’s work” 😂

  • @howtodraw2097
    @howtodraw2097 4 роки тому +519

    Him: try thinking of words that ends with MT besides dreamt
    Me: daydreamt

  • @riceisgood1825
    @riceisgood1825 5 років тому +654

    “There’s 2 days which isn’t 24 hours in your whole entire life. The day you are born and the day you die.”
    The kid born on 12:00 AM:

    • @miserable6205
      @miserable6205 5 років тому +30

      12:00 AM is considered the next day and that doesn’t really make sense because a baby could be born, and die in the same day so it’s technically 1 day

    • @Damir.2
      @Damir.2 5 років тому +8

      Amayah being born and dying in the same day is not a day

    • @suku9635
      @suku9635 5 років тому +2

      I would like to like but it’s at 69

    • @moomooheath
      @moomooheath 5 років тому +1

      and if we want to be technical about days by the calendar, you need to include when we go forward and lose hours

    • @Abusiv_unc
      @Abusiv_unc 5 років тому +2

      Not really tho because then a few seconds would have passed before so it would be like 23 hour and 50 seconds

  • @namgyaltashibhutia7274
    @namgyaltashibhutia7274 5 років тому +376

    *_When we do a handstand, technically we have the whole world in our palm_*
    Yeah thats it..

    • @chimpwithnohair8129
      @chimpwithnohair8129 5 років тому +6

      Bruh

    • @blandcoffee7355
      @blandcoffee7355 5 років тому +6

      At the bottom of the world.

    • @Lunxiia
      @Lunxiia 5 років тому +2

      SomeGuyOnYT hell?

    • @Lunxiia
      @Lunxiia 5 років тому +6

      Namgyal Tashi Bhutia silence for these ppl that can't do a handstand-

    • @blandcoffee7355
      @blandcoffee7355 5 років тому +3

      @@Lunxiia Woooosh at the level of a million

  • @evrythng_wz_takN
    @evrythng_wz_takN 3 роки тому +96

    Shower Thought: everyone is immortal until proven otherwise.

    • @channelwithnotopic
      @channelwithnotopic 3 роки тому +6

      everyone is immortal until they die

    • @GODCHAMA
      @GODCHAMA 2 роки тому

      Stage 4 cancer would definitely say otherwise

  • @carolineruiz7536
    @carolineruiz7536 4 роки тому +217

    "Your bed is a save point" My mind: MINECRAFT

    • @rgaha5676
      @rgaha5676 4 роки тому +2

      Not until you are Bear Grylls.

    • @carolineruiz7536
      @carolineruiz7536 4 роки тому

      @@rgaha5676 Oh-

    • @eyebeadswhat8440
      @eyebeadswhat8440 4 роки тому +5

      So you know when you can’t fall asleep for a random reason? Remember that you can’t go to sleep in Minecraft and there’s danger around

    • @hungarian_vizsla5796
      @hungarian_vizsla5796 4 роки тому +1

      but you can reset now your spawn point without sleeping.

    • @pumba6502
      @pumba6502 4 роки тому

      @@hungarian_vizsla5796 are you hungarian ? Cuz i am

  • @wrentii
    @wrentii 5 років тому +286

    "existence is just... really weird" ive been thinking this a lot recently

    • @lestahass8849
      @lestahass8849 5 років тому +7

      Yeah I've had an existential crisis for like the past 3 months

    • @kelinmorris7322
      @kelinmorris7322 5 років тому +1

      Ever since juice wrld died

    • @alexn1168
      @alexn1168 5 років тому +1

      Same, been this way for 2 months now

    • @wrentii
      @wrentii 5 років тому +5

      i dont know when this got so much attention but i hope that you will all find yourself soon and no longer question life. i cant say much but we're on this journey together alright? dont give up please.

  • @bethanywilson6908
    @bethanywilson6908 5 років тому +266

    “In a day and age where everyone takes everything seriously” it’s like this man has never met a gen z-er

  • @gonzo8171
    @gonzo8171 3 роки тому +33

    Shower thought: The reason you wake up when you “die” in dreams is because your brain cannot process what it is actually like to die

    • @bikeshop2002
      @bikeshop2002 3 роки тому +13

      the mind cannot conceive of its own absence

    • @lisaelisabethmariajonker2429
      @lisaelisabethmariajonker2429 3 роки тому +2

      But I don't wake up when I die lmao, i just respawn

    • @XXcal.
      @XXcal. 2 роки тому +1

      I have died multiple times in dreams without waking up, most of the time, what I see is just pitch black and then I transition into another dream.

    • @genius3121
      @genius3121 Рік тому +1

      Sleeping is like dying and coming back to life

  • @mrpopo4330
    @mrpopo4330 4 роки тому +400

    Did the first person that created a joke ever laughed at his own joke?

  • @simonbhandari6783
    @simonbhandari6783 4 роки тому +478

    Imagine someone watching this at nov 30 3019
    Guy: sees description
    Uploaded 1000 years ago

  • @benkruggel4593
    @benkruggel4593 5 років тому +337

    I’m gonna memorize these and give everyone I know an existential crisis.

  • @sebastianviel907
    @sebastianviel907 3 роки тому +75

    Shower Thought:The number of people older than you will never increase
    (This one messed my head up)

    • @bracobunga9383
      @bracobunga9383 3 роки тому +6

      JESUS CHRIST U FRICKING GENIUS

    • @Starrunne
      @Starrunne 3 роки тому +3

      @@bracobunga9383 I AGREE DAMN THAT IS DEEP

    • @louscarrots3361
      @louscarrots3361 3 роки тому +3

      How can I get this out of my brain?

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 3 роки тому +3

      I need to stop scrolling through comments-

  • @MrSheep2796
    @MrSheep2796 5 років тому +431

    "The Brain is the only organ that knows it is an organ, and it named itself."
    Me: Yo Dawg thats deep

  • @ngthayoungin
    @ngthayoungin 5 років тому +717

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Not even the teacher:
    My brain during an exam:

    • @user-kx5se6ee6x
      @user-kx5se6ee6x 5 років тому +1

      HyQual lol

    • @nazfx2648
      @nazfx2648 5 років тому

      HyQual “THE PEANUT IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY A FRUIT”

    • @bethzy10
      @bethzy10 5 років тому

      MOOD

  • @mtxumi
    @mtxumi 5 років тому +482

    5:01 This really shows a lot about our society.

    • @DiversionG
      @DiversionG 5 років тому +45

      *Oh that's deep*

    • @alexanderbarcenas6224
      @alexanderbarcenas6224 5 років тому +20

      The joker

    • @popindosin228
      @popindosin228 5 років тому +9

      I felt that

    • @sebas-pi8sz
      @sebas-pi8sz 5 років тому +1

      Who definitely when someone is complaining in UA-cam comment and not doing nothing about it 👀

    • @xo3su
      @xo3su 5 років тому

      A tiktok ad came up

  • @rex101
    @rex101 2 роки тому +5

    Finally after all these years , I found my kind of yt channel with relatable content

  • @GloomBetter
    @GloomBetter 4 роки тому +528

    Shower thought: It is impossible to imagine *nothing*

    • @ellaaubreyandjaxson2020
      @ellaaubreyandjaxson2020 4 роки тому +28

      Shower thought: it’s impossible to think of 2 things at the same time unless ur scared and trying to feel better
      (It happened to me that’s how I know)

    • @GloomBetter
      @GloomBetter 4 роки тому +5

      @Shreya Saxena not the basis of nothing but primarily the basis of not existing. Like try to imagine being nothing. Just simply not existing in any way shape or form. I don't think it's possible.

    • @GloomBetter
      @GloomBetter 4 роки тому +2

      @Sarthak Yeah, I try to imagine being nothing after death, being mindless, non existent, mentally not present. Somtimes I have a split second where it's almost like I get really close but I just can't do it.

    • @code-one9879
      @code-one9879 4 роки тому

      @Shreya Saxena I won't say it's a indian practice but more like a asian practice
      It was originated in India but buddhism perfected it

    • @windebonk
      @windebonk 4 роки тому +1

      (Imagines the word nothing)

  • @abandonedchannel6661
    @abandonedchannel6661 4 роки тому +195

    I know these are shower thoughts but I get these thoughts when I'm laying in bed.

  • @dimitrisboulios
    @dimitrisboulios 5 років тому +318

    I can't believe you missed the classic one:
    "Everytime you sleep you feel like you are dead, except that you don't feel it."

  • @debbietheweeb._.2200
    @debbietheweeb._.2200 3 роки тому +124

    Shower thought: what if your handwriting is your hands accent.

    • @pranshugupta7458
      @pranshugupta7458 3 роки тому +20

      then i have a bad BAD accent

    • @KaiserTM-z5y
      @KaiserTM-z5y 3 роки тому +9

      then my accent is a spanish gibberish

    • @bracobunga9383
      @bracobunga9383 3 роки тому +3

      ihave trash hand accent

    • @PanlessXO
      @PanlessXO 3 роки тому

      People with bad handwritings: HaerIu iAmam tadha fuksooooskaki nggieo hwhdamnddman!

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 3 роки тому +4

      Why does this sound fancy-

  • @lokolonglorot2567
    @lokolonglorot2567 4 роки тому +1260

    When you drink beer...the beer is also getting drunk

  • @NoName-kz1ie
    @NoName-kz1ie 5 років тому +1853

    “People with glasses are considered smart, but they all failed a test to get them”
    🚿

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 5 років тому +32

      What if I still fail tests till now?

    • @lottiecollier6706
      @lottiecollier6706 5 років тому +3

      But I have all a's

    • @riitart6325
      @riitart6325 5 років тому +51

      @@lottiecollier6706 It means that they fail the eye-exam

    • @lottiecollier6706
      @lottiecollier6706 5 років тому +2

      Oh

    • @fbi612
      @fbi612 5 років тому +10

      Not really true but I got mine cus I couldn't see the fucking board

  • @oyidzire
    @oyidzire 4 роки тому +347

    Shower Thought: technically, someone else's brain named everyone else's

  • @sHaNe5412t
    @sHaNe5412t 2 роки тому +6

    Here from SDMN reacts, gotta say man, your video tingled the neurones in my brain(in the good way), you had me thinking!!!!