shower thoughts that really confuse me..
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- shower thoughts that really confuse me..
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Shower thought: *if you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before*
i feel confused...
I am confusion
RuPT Bolt A net already has holes , you tear it apart, you get fewer holes, only larger ones.
Net with 100 square holes for example, you tear one string from that net, you get 99 holes, but 1 of that is twice the size as the rest.
FBI OPEN UP
Hen Hunter no not 99, less depending on the size of the hole you tore
"You dont know if youre closer to your death than your birthday"
That shit hit *HARD*
I sat there for a moment staring at the screen XD
Hol up
i don’t get it.
When your brithday is in 1 minute * lol
SunnyYt happy late birthday.!
“A child’s laughter can light up your home”
Horror games: see that’s where you wrong
Nabeel Salman LMAO WHATTTT AHAHAHAHAH
😂😂😂
Took me to realize what u meant
😂
Hello
Shower thought: when someone says “hold your horses”, they really mean to be stable.
This is such an underrated comment.
Lol
LOL
"did you intend to put a pun in?"
"yesn't"
Ah now this saying makes more sense
"People say a child's laughter can light up your home"
"Unless it's 3am and you don't have a kid"
I felt that
When I heard the 3 am part, I started to think, “oh haha you wouldn’t want to hear your child laughing at night, it would wake you up.” But the I heard the and you don’t have a kid part and I got chills
😂😂
I still don't get it
@@jiminsbigchillipepper9034 it means that a kids lauging is so cute and stuff but if you randomly hear laughter at 3 am from a kid and you dont have one, you need to run
DUDE XXXTENTACION YOURE ALIVE?!?!?!?
When he said that "the alarm is the first thing in every new episode"
that hit different for some reason
And when you listen to music, that music becomes the soundtrack of your life
And your age is the season
Stanley Hir yeah now I want my alarm to be epic
Ikr 🤔
The tag one messed me up
Favorite of all time: you're not afraid of being alone in the dark, you're afraid of NOT being alone in the dark
tru no cap when i was 5...
ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html
If you have problems with the dark, this video can help you
@@thegamingcashew4304 every bone in my body was warning me, yet I still pressed it. Bravo, good Sir
@@thegamingcashew4304 I aint falling for that lmao, I noticed the double Q in the URL
@@thegamingcashew4304 what is it?
They say life is short, but it's the longest thing you'll ever experience.
You can experience death longer than life.
@@lonelykid4583 but we will be dead, all your organs will stop working including our brain, so we can't "experience" death.
@@lonelykid4583 we can't experience death
@@fim... brain never stops until it is in existence
@@contemporarilyancient What
Shower thought: The most famous spy would be the worst spy.
bRO
Bro yo
Bro yo yo yo
Bro yo yo yo yo
Bro yo yo yo yo YO
Shower thought: Dang this water is too hot.
I start screaming in my head bc of the hot water XD
😆
this comment is underrated
Bruh It's too honest!
:D hilarious
Shower thought:One star in the daytime can blind us, but a thousand stars in the night sky is a beautiful scene
8 light minutes vs thousands (maybe billions) of light years
Light is a form of Radiation
MY EYES
yes because our star is close while other stars are 10's/100's of light-years away lol.
Bowling pit
Someone could have died right after he said "your life could end at any moment" and we will never know.
jee
Yeah, I just suddenly died hearing that
@@umertheclumsytube193 oof rip Umer
Marvel comic super power !!!
That would be handy in middle management.
I was the one who died-
Shower thought: You can't experience everything in life 'cause there's multiple different ways to die. And you can only die once.
Omg I can be really stupid sometimes, didn't realize that
@@f.h9929 that doesnt define whether you are stupid or not lol
:O
@@rajinhossain5742 yes, it doesn't make him stupid because he just didn't think of it
Unless you can respawn.
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK. This also applies to Poland vs. Andorra, Bhutan vs. Tanzania, Cyprus vs. Russia and Persia vs. Siam.
lel
ohk i get it now...a combination of two words in which the last syllable of the first word is the same as the first syllable of the second word
You Stole This Off A video , SMH
Well, Sweden Amd Denmark One is Copied But Rest are Legit, Good For you
@@yourfavejayden I mean yea he did but why are you so mad about it
Shower thought : DO NOT TOUCH would probably be a very unsettling thing to read in Braille.
👁👄👁
imma touch it...
🖲
🌍💥
What'd you think I meant?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LOL
DO NOT READ
@@jordipk1049 whoops 😬😳
“What is the general sound that humans make?”
Sheeeeeeesh
Or ergg
Um
ummmmm -_-
@@manikandankarthik4215 ummmmmm
@@Avni1512 mmmmmmmmmmmmu
*Here is a Shower thought.* There is a chance that Aperture revealed his face in one of his videos but we all thought it was a stock clip...
.....
omfg
im having a epiphany
Quteba Ahsan ight no more likes keep them s comment in 669
My shower thoughts: Why the f*** am I so miserable at balancing the temperature of the water
lol
dudeee sameee sometimes its too hot and sometimes too cold
Work with me shower!!!
69th like
To quote the great Bruce Lee, "Be water, my friend."
My shower thought: Cells multiply by dividing.
Woah. True though lol
I thought it was the opposite
That's true with almost anything
Lmao you actually got me thinking rn
Woah
I’m gonna start saying to people “enjoy your next 24 hours”
AT 1 am I will text my brother enjoy your next 23 hours
Why?
creepy
Some men just want to watch the world burn
me too
What I hate most is when I think about things like “why am I me?” “Why am I not a dog or the person across the street?” Idk it hurts my head.
this name is whatever you want it to be That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. If you were that person on the street then would you question “why am I me?”
You aren’t special lol
@@boyboy6123 he is just sharing is damn thoughts about life. stop being so toxic and go home. you aren't special either.
I think that too, jared
@@boyboy6123 Who the hell crapped in your orange juice. I'm not joking, I'm simply curious.
Shower thought: *Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh*
Wait
Mine just live on a carpet floor
I'll never look at legos in the same way again
Why did you write this, why did i read comments
OH GOD
The dogs not having siblings they'll see again was so sad
Amando Boop they don’t really mind
:(
I have always thought about that honestly
Crazy Horse how do you know that?
Also they might be able to see each other. If a mom has babies and the owner doesn’t sell them, and keeps them, they’ll be able to see each other. It’s just rare.
Birthdays are just congratulations for surviving.
Damn 😳
Where you get that from?
Why do you birthday we celebrate the day we were born even when we die people still celebrate it
I'm gonna start going "hey do you want to go to my "survival award" party?
Congratulations for being a year closer for death
“no one will be able to chop both of their hands with a knife”
*yeah I wonder*
Zoro would use his mouth
What if you throw the knife hard enough and cut your hand
I just came to the comments hoping to see a comment on that statement he made
You could do it at the same time in one fell swoop
Thats why we have machines 🙃
“The heart is basically just a timer counting down until your death”
*I felt that*
breathing is a desperate attempt to prevent that, you are only ever 3 mins away from dying.
@@livethefuture2492 yep.
i didnt because im dead. pretty chill out here
Yeah, it’s not that hard just put your hand on your chest.
Shower thought: *The flag of Japan could be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.*
Sarah Stark If having a flag upside down means that country is at war, Japan's flag means that they're always at war but always not at the same time.
@@sixjhontongalamar979 It's Schrodinger's country.
_Ah yes, the Japanese here are made of Japanese_
@@Brindlebrother thank you
@@Brindlebrother I didn't know what Japan was made out of
"You can go without eating for the rest of your life"... that one is deep
My shower thoughts: The death of death is when technology conquers it. And if so, technology will outlive humanity.
*technology will outlast humanity you mean. technology isn't living.
Why? We'll still be humans when that happens, if it happens. Most people doubt it as it messes with the entropy and religious principles
Wow
Bruh
The party when humanity conquers aging is going to make V-J Day look like a joke
Who knows, Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
That's basically the plot to that M. Night movie The Happening. lol
If that's the case the mulch(us food) kills them right now lmao
damn that's deep
If they do that's actually hella smart 😂
Yooo
Shower thought: archeologists are basically grave robbers
OOP
Lol
But they are allowed to get the stuff and take it to put in mueseums and research
They study for years in a school to become "professional" grave robbers.
@@mrflip-flop3198 "licensed" is more like it lol
Aperture: “Your life could end at any moment...”
Me relaxing in bed: “thanks... *thanks a lot...”*
Exactly lol
Ikr
Literally no one:
My shower thoughts: If you water water, it grows
😂😂😂😂😂yes
Im dead😂
woah...
😂
Oh my god...
"I'm just trying to make people smile..."
Nah, you're just making us question our existence.
69th like. Nice.
UHMMMMM I DIDNT EVEN THINK BOUT THAT CHILE XD,
Lmao
Yeah and that don’t make me smile
Right!
Aperture: " when u bite down on something your actually biting up"
Me: *starts chewing air*
Now my ghost thinks I'm weird
I did that and then read the rest of ur comment. Defeated again 😔
What does it taste like
S A M E bRo
Me too
Shower thought: when you ask someone for his name you litterly just ask wich Sound do i have to make to get your Attention 😳😂
Lol
@Topi ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your*
@@2High_ToCare -_-
Shower thought: the word ‘nun’ is just the letter n doing a cartwheel
Omg yea
Dont get it
Oh i get it now
You deserve my like
Oh shit
Shower thought: *When you say bye to someone,then come back the next day and say hi,you’re just continuing the last conversation you had*
Nah. Take texting for example
@@musedits5442 -_-
*The word bye is the pause button irl*
so...
No not really
“Your life can end at any moment” *stop and shop ad plays*
Omg XD
Superluv by shane dawson plays
@michelle That it's about time you get a gf and get laid
LOLLLLLLL
Colgate ad
*When you think of an image, you see it but your eyes aren't actually seeing the image…* I officially created my own brain hurt.
That confuse me.
Imagination is a strange and almost unexplainable concept, but we have no one to criticize it for.
-2 brain cells
thanks 🙃
Lmao
just like reading
Shower thought: You can be killed with a knife made out of ice and there would be no trace or evidence because the knife would just melt away down a drain
wait, *that's illegal*
Kiwami Japan: *oh boy*
Thanks i am going to try this
*the killings begin*
@• ʙɪʟɪɴɢᴜᴀʟ • hol up
*My Shower thought* :Apple has “air.” Amazon has “fire.” Google has “earth.” I think Microsoft should create something called “water.”
Louis Juarez liquid Xbox
*Microsoft starts a line of water softeners called Aquasoft*
RIP avicii
Microsoft Aqua
Kinda cool tho
How would it sound like though?
"Introducing, Microsoft Water"
😂😂😂😂😂
Shower Thought: To look at a younger picture of you, you have to look at an older picture
...
I get it. The picture is old and back then you were young.
So does that mean to look at an older picture of you have to look at a younger picture? 🤔
sergeantPUG let me explain
To look at a younger picture,the picture is old,and is the youngest form of you
The youngest form of you is the oldest picture of you
Just shut up
If I was in a home, with no kid, at 3am, hearing a child's laughter.....I'd light up the house.
This guy can talk about a rock and it’ll sound interesting
Ikr
There are interesting rocks tho
@@finleyyymtb5776 Then he'll write a book about them
@A Bt technically... Yes
no cap
shower thought: "can there be bathtub thoughts? Are they more deep?"
What about ocean thoughts?
@@jakebake0652 who would get in an ocean and have thoughts like these?
@@slurinqz9396 the only thoughts I'm having in the ocean is
"oh fuck is that a fin"
"Please dont be a shark"
"Jellyfish are fucking scary. They're like little blobs of electricity."
"MOM I GOT SALT WATER IN MY EYE"
yes
Dat Seb lol
Shower thought: A treehouse is just carrying its dead friend
That made me sad XD
I actually laughed at this..
This made me open my mouth for 5 seconds to realise it
This is kinda sad ;-;
BrUh
"In nightmares how does your body replicated the feeling of falling from a building when you've never actually fallen like that before"
May be it was experience someone actually felt and was passed to you through generations in form of genetic information
🙂🙂why think soo hard , we have empathy ri8 ...so we have seen those scenes in movies , so their reaction makes us think this is how it will be
or when parents say be careful when we r in terrace or top buildings, so we know it is scary thing
@@nivi8319 feeling and thinking r two different things
I think it captures the moment where you slipped unexpectedly
@@nivi8319 why not think so hard lol
Shower thought: “You name your pet, but what do they name you?”
My dog calls ,me mom...most dogs call there owner mom
Wanted to like but it's 69 likes
Da-
-ddy
TWITCH LEGACY meow,peeew,wau
Shower Thought: You’re taking a shower in water that’s been around for billions of years.
*you're 😅
3.8 billion aproximately
Water can be drained and frozed. More like in millions of years because the meteor that killed the dinosaur prob drained most of the water on earth.
this is why i take a bath
evaporation....
The opposite of “Microsoft Office” is “Macrohard Onfire”
🤣🤣
Oh my god I’m cracking up
😁😁
Rebel Friend 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol
Lol
me, who doesn't have an alarm: So, I don't have my theme song? Just straight into the episode?
Samee
That's cool
How do people like you wake up did you wake up at the same time for the last 10 years and now your body just consistently wakes up at the same time through psychological conditioning?
Same
@@benrolle622 ummm... I just sleep till I wake up. No psychological conditioning. I just sleep and then I wake up. 😐
"Your life could end at any moment."
My anxiety: "OH WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT AREN'T WE PAL?!"
Fire Red-Animations Haha, I do that all the time.
I thought of those things and cried over things like that sense i was in like second grade-
is that bad?
Lauren Powley in 2nd grade I cry over make up stuff too. But u gonna stop like in 5th grade
@@jenawheeler5436 it never stopped but like i don't cry over it anymore like it sits in my head just like almost silent and whispers to me but like im fine cuz it never bothers me as much and i can deal with it -w-
Me: this is too relatable
My anxiety: *sleep well tonight hunni :)*
Aperture : i just wanna make people smile, or something
Also Aperture : *_says a lot of deppresing facts about losing memories and not knowing when you're gonna die_*
or something
Shower thought: one small decision you’ve made like eating a certain food or choosing to talk to a specific person, could potentially cost you your life without you knowing it because we have no way of predicting the future
Shut the front door
random stuff ??
Thats the butterfly affect kinda
I don't think I'm gonna die because I blinked
"Us being attracted to people that wear glasses is kind of backwards when you consider natural selection"
Geez you just had to call me out, huh?
I'm dying
We hate the nature 💀
Maybe it makes the eyes look bigger, tricking our brain into thinking they can see better?
“Honey why have you been in the shower for 3 hours?”
Aperture: “I’m thinking of shower thoughts for UA-cam!”
Damn
@@mee2556 your actually in the top 3 first repliers to my comments :)
@@smae98 wow
_Good one_
I wanna like your comment but It's at 69...
Challenge: Greet someone with “enjoy your next 24 hours.” And see how they react.
*will do*
I will do it when i go outside and see a stranger i caNOT whait to see there reaction and im soo gona post different videos on tiktok and make it a trend.
(edit)sorry for the long text.
I just said that to my brother...
*He doesn't want to be near me now-*
Step 1 - become a dissapointment
Step 2 - keep serving the drive thru customers
Step 3 - replace next with last.
Challenge accepted
Hehehe
Shower though: if 95% of the ocean is unexplored, then spongebob could be real
ahhhhh... true
Or mermaids could exist.
so if you put a squared sponge with pants in a pineapple and put it under the sea, wouldn't that technically be spongebob
@@itzariel9633 no, it has to be alive
if wizards hide their abilities from muggles, then hogwarts could be real
I love how he’s talking about super deep and scary stuff with that calming music in the background
I once had a dream where I was at an airport with my mother, and a man with a pistol suddenly popped up and said "stand still or ill shoot!" And I was shaking so he shot me. I FELT the bullet getting shot into my stomach. It felt like cold. It was so f ing scary.
Bálint Andocs Ooh that sure sounds scary 'cause it feels real. Pray about it if (If you pray) :)
@@introvertgirl1676 wierd thing was that when "i got shot" there was like a siren like they use at america's got talent that beeeep.
In a dream , the same thing has happened to me except that I wasn't at a airport, I remember it as an open empty ground
I’ve had a dream like that except I was at a bank. It was extremely terrifying.
I’ve had a bullet shot at me in a dream too , I shook so hard, it’s scary. And it was in my foot 😣
the harry potter series is just 7 books of harry potter failing to die.
dang it Harry always surviving smh
Hamiltons wait you want harry dead? 😳
Dang....
*thats kinda deep*
XxclouddixX - TWSS
@@kaylee2515 wHaT
Shower thought: When you say Good Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Evening, you're saying hello, but when you say Good Night, you're saying goodbye
@Son Gokuwell that makes sense
*E X. O. T C B U T T. E. R S*
It does
@@sbug2242 *E n n a r d*
Hold on whaaaaaaaaaa....? How am i so offended at something and yet agree with it a hundred percent
9:45 actually on old theater an audience would hit chairs against the floor instead of applause to show enjoyment, so if you did really good the chair legs will break. If you break a leg that means the audience really enjoyed you’re show and you did good
Shower thought: suicide is kinda like rage quitting
Edit: pls dont kill yourself
dying with extra steps
Its like taking a short cut of you life
... i feel like rage quitting
Blasian Gurl I know the feeling but the moment of all hope gone eventually passes and life gets better
But in life
“Your life could end at any moment”
Me: *Is that a threat*
Enjoy your next 24 hrs
Yesn't.
No it’s the truth
Duolingo bird: Hey...
@@MEDSZ13.08 r/oddlyspecific
Shower Thought: When you are watching shower thoughts, you most likely aren’t in the shower.
Mehmet Celik
your phone would broke, if you dont close the charging hole
and your screen is all water you can’t watch this zd
Shower thought: at least 1 shower thought wasnt made in the shower and most likely in bed at night
@@JupiterVortex waterproof phones are screaming! 🤩🤩🤩
Sammy_PlayzYT
Unless you have it in a ziplock bag 🤷♀️
im in the shower rn
“Your alarm clock is your theme song, since it starts every episode”
Me who has an anime opening as my alarm: My show is gonna get copywrited then-
“No one will be able to chop both of their hands with a knife”
I'm sorry, is this a challenge?
Yes it is
I mean it is kinda possible to do it, so go ahed :D
Your username fits well with what you just said...
I can write with my feet fingers.. I can also handle a knife.. Never tried tho..
@@waffle1261 Omg, I just noticed that, lmao. 😂
Okay when you said
"Your life could end at any moment."
And then the sound cut off I scared myself so bad I almost tripped xD
Time stamp pls
@@okaylow9124 2:07
HighOnLag ty
Maybe don't be walking around while watching/listening to UA-cam videos? lol
Nice profile pic
"Your life could end at any moment" proceeds to get an ad trying to get me to join the U.S. army
😦😦
Bro I just got the same ad after that part 😳
same bro
Lol😂😂
I got an ad for an air cleaner thingy
I can remember SO MANY of my dreams that it's crazy. I love my dreams. If I didn't have dreams, I don't know what I'd do. I even started writing a book using just one dream I had as the start and kept going.
I’ve done the same. My dreams are so realistic that why not turn them into creative books.
Here’s a shower thought: “what if all your dreams are actually parallel versions of yourself in alternative universes living out lives.”
Shower thought: If a toy dies from toy story the child wouldn’t know so all the other toys are playing with they’re dead friend
oh.
but that begs the question, how exactly does a toy die? do they have to be completely destroyed?
Yeah I just wondered that then I thought unless you remove their head and then you replace it with another but that happened in toy story. I don’t really know
omg
@@coffee_person938 they're immortal
some say that the best way to die is when you die while you sleep it’s peaceful my grandma used to say “the angels carry you to heaven carefully so they don’t wake you up” but sometimes angels get clumsy and let you go have you ever had a dream that felt like falling?
😮
OMG that legit scared me
Ok woah now...
Jack M yeah I had a dream where I felt like I was falling several times
I am now permanently replacing "being born" with "being printed" in my vocabulary
Happy Printday!!!
Happy prinday!!!
technically you were replicated.
my biggest shower though is: Did everything you remember really happen or is it just a memory?
youd have to define memory first, where it came from and why
It Is Even More Weird When Your Brain Reminds You Of A Memory / Event But You Are Confused Whether It Is A Real Life Experience / Dream / Or It Was Part Of Your Imagination
@@vikramvki9306 and then there's also the case where you can have a memory of something where only a part of it is false or imaginary, which can make it even more real to you
saying "I handle financials for a multi-billion dollar company" sounds a lot cooler than "I'm a cashier at Wal-mart"
Cool
Yoo not bad
Dat was funny
“When u drink an alcoholic drink, both u and the drink get DRUNK”. That one my fav 😂😂😂😂😂
ummm u dont get it
@@yvonnegabin467 what r you 9?
@@yvonnegabin467 i didnt get it before like 5 mins ago drunk as in a person gets tipsy and drunk as in you "drunk" the drink drinking it for an example
@@yvonnegabin467 drunk
Meanings:sleepy and strange and weird
Also past meaning of drink
@@tasianamalya7842 oh hahaha lol.now i get it.
Positive person: The glass is half FULL
Negative person: The glass is half EMPTY
Sensible person: *Drinks it*
3 SECONDS AGO WAT THE BISH
lol
Swiss person: Neutral
It's just half a cup.
technically the glass if fully full, half water and half air.
Aperture: nobody can cut his/her hand with a knife.
Me: Mom wheres the knif----
Aperture: don't try it
Me:ok
It was actually 'Nobody can cut off both hands with a knife.'
It's fairly easy to cut your hand off with a knife, but once you do, it's very hard to cut your other hand off.
If Pinocchio says “my nose will now grow” it will create a paradox
Think about it
Underated comment
WTF.
You should get a noble prize man
I don't get it.
@@dummyslapspeakerdreams they mean to say, if he says it and his nose doesn't grow, it would mean that he is lying, but that would cause his nose to grow
It's confusing I know
Shower thought: You’re time travelling to the future instantaneously
no
Why did this make my body feel weird?
@@trampotrav4350 i know right
Wat da fuk
oh my god
Shower Thought: When looking at stars, you are seeing thousands of years into the past
*billions of years
Yeah, and if you looked at Earth from far,far away you’d see the dinosaurs. If you looked at the right time then you could see the meteor that wiped them out (I think)
Oop
Scott Mccauley alright, thanks for the info
@@guyontheinternet8891 u should make a shower thoughts video about dinosaurs..
I always thought that!
When people ask “is the glass half empty or half full”
My response is always, “I’m drinking it, so it’s half empty; otherwise I would be filling it up”
Dog: woof
Cat: meow
Duck: quack
Human: kill it, kill it, kill it!
I like how thats harsh to us but when we say to animals it not?
I hate people, now im gonna go rage lol
-punches random person-
My shower thought: If zombies, aliens and ghosts are not real, why or how did we come up with them in the first place?
Cos we're stoopid
Most myths were created to help explain the things that we don't understand or couldn't explain. It's much easier to put the blame on paranormal because we don't understand it and it explains it. Research the witch trials.
There are a lot more myths than just that. And aliens aren’t actually myths, lmao.
For horror movies of course
For horror movies of course
shower thought: dating a woman with 2 kids is like playing on another man's saved game
_bro_
okay, that's a good a shower thought here...
Oh...
Shit...
@stacky uwu you win the game i guess?
u ok bro?? 😂😂 sounds pretty specific
shower thought:everyone can be colorblind and they don’t know cause in their perspective it’s would be normal for them
If you can distinguish between all different colours, you're not colour-blind by definition, which makes it very easy to tell whether you're colour-blind or not just by looking at a colour wheel.
O B A M A
in some sense... actually we are. We can only see visible colors. We are not able to see ultraviolet, infrared etc.
My shower thoughts: when you think you heard someone calling your name(in the background), maybe those are voices of your family trying to wake you up from a coma, and the life you're living is just a coma?
for some reason, I always hear people calling my name. In my dreams, in real life, just...anywhere. It always scares me when people say my name because I’m so used to turning around and no one being there.
Holy crap I remember multiple times I was with my parents while walking and hearing my grandpa call me (he’s still alive to this date btw). Every single time I turn around and there’s always no one there. I can still hear the echos in my head when I think about it. Hell, that was even before my other grandfather died so what gave?
@@renoirrr yeah its weird
I feel completely different after reading this. Maybe I am in a coma I can’t get out of and I’m trapped. Or what if I already died but I’m in another body but god erased my memory of my past life in my last body so he put me in my current one because I haven’t completed my mission in life.
@@theobserver2800 yeah its so messed uuuupppp riight
Shower Thought: what if we're dead and we are just reviewing are old memories from when we were alive
Let's remind our dead selves that we want to remember what we were doing 10 years after this memory immediately after remembering this memory. Wait, why aren't our dead selves doing that?
shower thought: when you die you are just sent back to when you was born and live the same life differently
When you died you press reset and went back to time and decided to go a different route from your previous life
But as you grow up you forgot that and end up making either he same or different choices from your previous life
@@NJ-ri1ox that is actually kinda nice.. imagine after you die, there will be nothing...Your existence will vanish with your years worth of memories... You will feel and think nothing forever and ever.. death is scary... but at the same time immortality is scary too..
@@NJ-ri1ox that's not a shower thought thats a theory
“Your bones are wet right now”
Holy shit...I never thought about that.
I would hope so
NightOwl夜梟 it makes me feel weird 😖
@@ogmattymusic Haha to me it's a little opposite cause I feel like if my bones were dry I feel like they're empty, dry, hollow, nooooo calcium, weak and easy to snap because no nutrient fluids around them lol
NightOwl夜梟 true
With the amount of interesting shower thoughts this guy has, you'd think he showers all day.
Shower thought: *at the age of 60, snoop dogg will be 420 in dog years*
Shower thought: *we are not afraid of being alone in the dark, we are afraid of not being alone in the dark*
You copied homer J.S. comment
Yeah u did
The comment is copied ;-;
Haha funny number hahahaha funny number haha
RandomBoyInBasement Homer J S didn’t come up with that, he saw it somewhere.
6:56, How would you pronounce that?
Everyone: *Zero point six*
*Me an intellectual* : _Six Tenths_
I_am_Lacking_Of_Creativity
Me an even smarter intellectual: it’s actually zero and six tenths.
@@morgancason6876 oof
Morgan Cason me an EVEN smarter intellectual: s i x t y %
#DONKEYHORSE317 true.
zero and six tenths to the power of zero
"if dogs go woof and cats go meow, what's the generalised sound that humans make?"
*think about how often OK is used.*
Dog trying to talk to human: ok ok o, ok
It’s the most used word worldwide
*oll korrect*
@@bunnytenshi9920 that's what I thought of hahaha
Maybe villagers sound?
Humans are literally 3D printers...hahaa, that's top notch.
Very funny and thought provoking.
When you’re watching this video before you have to leave for your haircut
1:50
Thats fuckin hilarious dude
L
I'm literally driving to the barber shop
Lil Breathmint 😂💀
Have a nice next 24 hours cause that haircut definitely isn't your last
“Have a nice day” *kalm*
“Enjoy your next 24 hours” *panik*
lmao
I saw the pictures reading this comment
Another one: someone saud to me "i hope you enjoyed the weekend."
How about "Did you enjoy your last 48 hours on earth?"
@@yasin.24s63 are you the guy from fortnite?!?!
Astroghx *yes*
“Your life can end at any moment”
*_me, who’s watching this at 11:05 p.m, sneaked my device in my room, and has a Mexican mom and if she finds out I’ll actually die-_*
Rip cherrybombz something-2020
Lol im asian and its the same here
Me but I have a black mom😳
haha exact but with a strict nana
I wish my parents could be strict they are way too “cool”
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I used to talk about this stuff with my mom and sister. But my mom died 7 years ago and my sister moved away and don't see or speak anymore. I love to think about those things.