shower thoughts that changed my life..

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  • @Kidd_SS313
    @Kidd_SS313 3 роки тому +9462

    "Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating"
    Sounds like weed to me

    • @whit3dant3
      @whit3dant3 3 роки тому +180

      Damn straight

    • @princek732
      @princek732 3 роки тому +126

      No argument there

    • @nimmernomma8830
      @nimmernomma8830 3 роки тому +76

      That's how it goes man

    • @Meow-zp7mg
      @Meow-zp7mg 3 роки тому +71

      Imagining or visualizing, that's the right way to read a Book

    • @zacharyjoseph3678
      @zacharyjoseph3678 3 роки тому +44

      Reading doesn’t feel like any drugs trust me I’ve had them all

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 роки тому +397

    “Every book is just a remix of the dictionary” I like that one

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 3 роки тому +3

      There is actually a website that contains all books ever or could ever be written, but generating random letters. libraryofbabel.info/

    • @lucianotrani6616
      @lucianotrani6616 3 роки тому +3

      Technically all books are just remixes of the first book

    • @aneesaranii
      @aneesaranii 3 роки тому +1

      Someone has said that before lol

    • @quadpad_music
      @quadpad_music 3 роки тому

      @@theneoreformationist - Does it also use letters that don't exist in english?

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому

      Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
      That's like saying that something with less features than a previous edition of something is a remix of the edition with more features. It just doesn't make sense. It's like cutting off some of the show in the next season.

  • @ejays
    @ejays 3 роки тому +679

    I've never seen stock images be this formally executed before

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 3 роки тому +57

      Yea, he uses stock videos really really well

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 3 роки тому +24

      Legit, literally a "Stock God".

    • @versal5108
      @versal5108 3 роки тому +3

      @@lemieux-z8933 stonk god

  • @legendairyperson9283
    @legendairyperson9283 3 роки тому +924

    “You sleep for eight hours a day” *Bold of you to assume I sleep*

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 3 роки тому +9

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @qhviananan-laul5159
      @qhviananan-laul5159 3 роки тому +6

      Will you go to sleep, I need to feed you those six spider's

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 3 роки тому +12

      You probably entering the" server "at the wrong times.

    • @estrada0427
      @estrada0427 3 роки тому +6

      Bold of you to assume I wake up.

    • @TheFagerlund
      @TheFagerlund 3 роки тому +1

      @@qhviananan-laul5159 thats actually not a true fact, so you're wrong

  • @doosca2279
    @doosca2279 3 роки тому +682

    “Even when you think you’re alone, you’re not.”
    Well thanks that cured my anxiety

    • @justone4272
      @justone4272 3 роки тому +46

      *Yes mine too.*
      now after turning off the light when going to bed I rocket my self to bed and take shelter in my cover, I turn my back very suddenly to check for a demon creeping behind me, I do this every 2 min's. *SEND HELP.*

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 3 роки тому +16

      It added paranoia to me. ._.

    • @1vy-t0wn38
      @1vy-t0wn38 3 роки тому +2

      @@garlicbreadstick404 they were being sarcastic-

    • @hellercord5584
      @hellercord5584 3 роки тому +6

      We did it boys depression is no more.

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 3 роки тому +2

      @@1vy-t0wn38 oh sorry i didnt notice it was late at night i was sleepy at that time

  • @electriceel-archive
    @electriceel-archive 3 роки тому +2178

    "Your brain is in your skull, and you're fine with that"
    *No.*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +14

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear ele

    • @theleanman9558
      @theleanman9558 3 роки тому +11

      LMAOOO 😭😭

    • @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635
      @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 3 роки тому +58

      @@AxxLAfriku lmao you promote yourself here too?

    • @phonejack8949
      @phonejack8949 3 роки тому +23

      @@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 he gotta do what he gotta do
      Or she, I ain't no sexist.

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 3 роки тому +36

      @@AxxLAfriku Nobody wants to see you speedpunching your attractive underwear.

  • @wodahs4200
    @wodahs4200 3 роки тому +1432

    I literally can listen to this guy for hours and not get bored.

    • @smartxavier8906
      @smartxavier8906 3 роки тому +10

      I am human

    • @AnaBanana32589
      @AnaBanana32589 3 роки тому +17

      Same his videos are so entertaining

    • @nusarawj4541
      @nusarawj4541 3 роки тому +14

      his voice is so soothing that I listen to his videos to fall asleep

    • @hierarchvibe1322
      @hierarchvibe1322 3 роки тому +7

      @@nusarawj4541 I'm literally listening to him as I fall asleep 😌

    • @nusarawj4541
      @nusarawj4541 3 роки тому +5

      @@hierarchvibe1322 good night

  • @theancientone3891
    @theancientone3891 3 роки тому +1743

    me: saves someone from a bear attack
    them: omg you saved my life
    me: no I only delayed it
    them: *slowly backs away*

  • @cazeelol
    @cazeelol 3 роки тому +2586

    Got the notification in the shower, it’s meant to be

  • @BucketsProd
    @BucketsProd 3 роки тому +3027

    “You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder”
    Me an intellectual: touches palm to other shoulder

    • @milou7797
      @milou7797 3 роки тому +140

      I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT OMGGG

    • @angelaguilar4523
      @angelaguilar4523 3 роки тому +485

      I can do it to the same shoulder though? And I’m not even flexible. It’s really easy

    • @_baguette_3769
      @_baguette_3769 3 роки тому +86

      I did that and I was so confused 😂

    • @NeoNeonGreen
      @NeoNeonGreen 3 роки тому +49

      @@angelaguilar4523 yeah lol same here

    • @brooklynmccraw165
      @brooklynmccraw165 3 роки тому +70

      I can actually touch my right palm to my right shoulder tho

  • @3nd33
    @3nd33 3 роки тому +1269

    “Someone in the world has probably dreamed of being in a relationship with you... I feel bad for them because it probably was a nightmare” damn that hurted

    • @Erick-tk2ve
      @Erick-tk2ve 3 роки тому +18

      Hurt*

    • @lilmacya7915
      @lilmacya7915 3 роки тому +25

      It was part of the joke stoopid

    • @amirw334
      @amirw334 3 роки тому +33

      @@Erick-tk2ve They are referencing a meme

    • @jackrussel441
      @jackrussel441 3 роки тому +51

      If someone has dreamed about being in a relationship with me, then it was definitely the worst nightmare they have ever had and will ever have

    • @fenrir_boo
      @fenrir_boo 3 роки тому +2

      pog

  • @reynoldsoduro-brako8596
    @reynoldsoduro-brako8596 3 роки тому +575

    Shower thought: Mirrors don't break, they only multiply.

    • @Ralzone
      @Ralzone 3 роки тому +28

      @DivingDome silver actually

    • @abhaysenpai8168
      @abhaysenpai8168 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ralzone now now your comment is pure gold or should i say silver?

    • @melon4738
      @melon4738 3 роки тому +7

      This is pure bronze!

    • @sleepingboiz8155
      @sleepingboiz8155 3 роки тому

      Unless u tape them together than they decrease but they definitely don’t break xD

    • @haveagreatlife829
      @haveagreatlife829 3 роки тому

      Wow

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 роки тому +3755

    the sponsor plug was so smooth

  • @jinzu4499
    @jinzu4499 3 роки тому +266

    This guy is the new Vsauce but he keeps changing the topic every second.

  • @vojtechurbanec9886
    @vojtechurbanec9886 3 роки тому +246

    "You sleep 8 hours a day."
    School: DOUBT

  • @AmyJallow
    @AmyJallow 3 роки тому +363

    Shower thought: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 3 роки тому +19

      Him: She's probably thinking about other guys
      Her: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

    • @clyderussellanana4184
      @clyderussellanana4184 3 роки тому +10

      Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
      Him: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

    • @dynpallomah
      @dynpallomah 3 роки тому +23

      what the fuck is this reply section and why is everyone spamming the her him meme

    • @MocaHere
      @MocaHere 3 роки тому +23

      *every mirror you buy is in used condition*
      let that sink in

    • @subject_x5276
      @subject_x5276 3 роки тому +13

      I know its a joke but the fact that a mirror is the reversed side of the world can be proven false by putting a magnet near a mirror and seeing it not react

  • @gawd-zila
    @gawd-zila 3 роки тому +478

    "You sleep for 8 hours a day"
    Me: *lies.*

  • @sleepdeprived5354
    @sleepdeprived5354 3 роки тому +1843

    Shower thought: You’ve probably seen at least one person on their last day alive and you didn’t know it

  • @soulfate9503
    @soulfate9503 3 роки тому +412

    “Your social life was almost entirely predetermined by where your teachers assigned you to sit in class.” That’s actually crazy when I look back on who I’ve met just by sitting by them in class randomly

    • @WindyWooshes
      @WindyWooshes 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah, I was like, wow that is surprisingly true. That might be why I'm such an introvert lol. I never really talked to others

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 3 роки тому +3

      In my high school, we can sit anywhere we want. So this doesn't apply to me at all.

    • @skyspring7704
      @skyspring7704 3 роки тому

      Most of my classes didn't have assigned seating, and looking at or talking to your neighbor was forbidden, so, no.

    • @JCEditsYT
      @JCEditsYT 3 роки тому

      @@Drakonus_ do you have a friend from elemntary school that your still friends with?

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 3 роки тому

      @@JCEditsYT Nah, I moved cities a bunch of times after elementary school, so I'm not sure about that.

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 3 роки тому +83

    "Your chances of dying at any given moment are slim, but never 0%."
    I feel like this is a threat 😭

  • @WGFinc
    @WGFinc 3 роки тому +842

    “It’s also a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan. It’s 100%, by the way.”
    “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”

    • @TheMetalheadWeeb
      @TheMetalheadWeeb 3 роки тому +7

      Stealing an unfunny comment makes you look dumb

    • @prestonguy4053
      @prestonguy4053 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheMetalheadWeeb ur salty

    • @TheMetalheadWeeb
      @TheMetalheadWeeb 3 роки тому +3

      @@prestonguy4053 I don’t recall that being my name tbh

    • @WGFinc
      @WGFinc 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheMetalheadWeeb ... I didn’t steal it?

    • @TheMetalheadWeeb
      @TheMetalheadWeeb 3 роки тому +1

      @@WGFinc why the question mark?

  • @totallyapple9568
    @totallyapple9568 3 роки тому +2691

    Shower thought: Dora isn’t an explorer because she goes to mapped places on the map

  • @Empire156
    @Empire156 3 роки тому +5431

    Shower thought : The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you

  • @ttyylleerr3204
    @ttyylleerr3204 3 роки тому +799

    Fun fact: You don't usually think these thoughts in the shower.

  • @tofu6036
    @tofu6036 3 роки тому +546

    this guy literally makes a living out of us being depressed .

    • @qhviananan-laul5159
      @qhviananan-laul5159 3 роки тому +21

      Sure beats getting depressed from making a living.

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 3 роки тому +6

      Welp and making us depressed too boi

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 3 роки тому +6

      Isn't that UA-cam or any inherent organization ever?

    • @Cleerboy
      @Cleerboy 3 роки тому +5

      He just took my depression away, with this vid

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 2 роки тому

      And I love him for it.

  • @guiliano4
    @guiliano4 3 роки тому +707

    "Life is short"
    Me: It's the longest thing you will ever do.

    • @catmeowi1030
      @catmeowi1030 3 роки тому +16

      WOAH I NEED TO ADD THAT TO MY LIST

    • @khushibagga4688
      @khushibagga4688 3 роки тому +13

      Ok now that's true underrated comment

    • @crocock3483
      @crocock3483 3 роки тому +13

      It sounds like a roast to a dirty joke

    • @nottoday2812
      @nottoday2812 3 роки тому +4

      @@crocock3483 ikr i knew i wasn’t the only one thinking abt it 😏

    • @JBankseyLovesTheYankees
      @JBankseyLovesTheYankees 3 роки тому

      @@catmeowi1030 list?

  • @envar1
    @envar1 3 роки тому +276

    “We sleep for eight hours a day”
    “Ugh,” *scoffs* “lucky”

    • @nezunish-898
      @nezunish-898 3 роки тому +2

      @Maulen. IDC Florez Can confirm . Sleep for only 4 hour in a day and you become like zombie wanting to sleep. Never doing it again.

    • @bananamuffin247
      @bananamuffin247 3 роки тому

      same mate. I sleep at 5 am or 3 am depends...

    • @cr1pt3d64
      @cr1pt3d64 3 роки тому +1

      Dude I sleep for 4 hours

    • @johanwedebrandt7260
      @johanwedebrandt7260 3 роки тому

      The way i more succesflu is by spending more time think and the way I get more time is by sleep 4 hours a day instead of 8

    • @kiki.kieran
      @kiki.kieran 3 роки тому

      I sleep for 14 hours

  • @ЖеЖо-б8ф
    @ЖеЖо-б8ф 3 роки тому +190

    Fun fact: The brain is an organ that claimed itself the most important organ in the body.

    • @self-proclaimedanimator
      @self-proclaimedanimator 3 роки тому +14

      If you can trick your brain in illusion while knowing they are illusions
      That mean you aren't your brain

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 2 роки тому +2

      The brain also has a million sources to back itself up

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 2 роки тому +5

      @@self-proclaimedanimator not true
      You can trick one part of your brain while another part of your brain recognizes that it’s a trick
      And if you aren’t your brain, what else could you be

    • @Dude-zn5be
      @Dude-zn5be 2 роки тому +1

      @@self-proclaimedanimator your brain isnt 1 its 2 hemispheres

    • @lilmanlil6852
      @lilmanlil6852 Рік тому

      Recognized rather, trough experiences on self

  • @GAMINGPROOCEAN
    @GAMINGPROOCEAN 3 роки тому +468

    1,000,000 congrats in advance ❤️

    • @d3thshot614
      @d3thshot614 3 роки тому +6

      Bruuh literally nobody knows you on this channel. That's y the likes are less. Guess not much Indians r watching these kind of stuff. BTW big fan😁

    • @gram_gaming
      @gram_gaming 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @mohammadlabeeb2422
      @mohammadlabeeb2422 3 роки тому

      @@d3thshot614 true

    • @dmzt
      @dmzt 3 роки тому +1

      Oh hello I didn't know you also watch him 🙃

    • @amritasingh8653
      @amritasingh8653 3 роки тому +1

      bro yaha kaise aap
      @Aperture you need to see this

  • @Maxzes_
    @Maxzes_ 3 роки тому +423

    *“You are helping everyone around you by existing”*
    Everyone’s depression: *I have ceased to exist*

  • @DylanTheGreatestOfAllTime
    @DylanTheGreatestOfAllTime 3 роки тому +565

    A serial killer is probably watching a documentary about their unsolved crimes and laughed at the inaccuracies in their leads

  • @reynoldsoduro-brako8596
    @reynoldsoduro-brako8596 3 роки тому +100

    Shower thought: If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?

    • @self-proclaimedanimator
      @self-proclaimedanimator 3 роки тому +5

      Joe's

    • @cruellangellcomics7824
      @cruellangellcomics7824 3 роки тому +5

      Each other’s obviously

    • @allisonbrightrose5805
      @allisonbrightrose5805 3 роки тому +4

      Well, it depends. Are they reading each other's thoughts or each other's memories?

    • @objectcool3937
      @objectcool3937 Рік тому +1

      A mind reader can still think while reading someones mind? Like someone won't read their own mind cuz their thoughts are still diffrent

  • @mrchickinman9984
    @mrchickinman9984 3 роки тому +164

    "You can't touch your palm with your shoulder"
    Me with my other hand: *You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!*

    • @hacker1oo173
      @hacker1oo173 3 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @Kitsunary
      @Kitsunary 3 роки тому +18

      There are plenty that can do it with the same side hand too.

    • @seandon1056
      @seandon1056 3 роки тому +1

      well played

    • @zombiekiller7101
      @zombiekiller7101 3 роки тому +23

      @@Kitsunary I can , that's why I was fking confused

    • @Real_God_Real
      @Real_God_Real 3 роки тому +4

      @@zombiekiller7101 SURE YOU CAN.

  • @hatimelzubair8660
    @hatimelzubair8660 3 роки тому +168

    "you only know that you slept by waking up"
    Lucid dreaming: *are you sure about that?*

    • @lenhle_
      @lenhle_ 3 роки тому

      broooo.....lucid dreaming ain't cool man

    • @monstergurke88
      @monstergurke88 3 роки тому +2

      I searched for this

    • @chriss2241
      @chriss2241 3 роки тому

      Do you lucid dream? If so, just out of curiosity, how do you do it?

    • @lilac9271
      @lilac9271 3 роки тому +1

      @@chriss2241 take notes and search it up on UA-cam

    • @akuxyoshi6230
      @akuxyoshi6230 3 роки тому

      @@lenhle_ facts

  • @moritzflr2074
    @moritzflr2074 3 роки тому +84

    Never seen such a smooth transition to the product placement.

  • @teraspeXt
    @teraspeXt 3 роки тому +62

    "You can't touch your palm to your shoulder."
    Me, touching my right palm to my left shoulder: _smort_

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 3 роки тому +195

    "Your palm cant touch your shoulder."
    Vegeta every time hes hurt:

    • @Jojo-jp4ro
      @Jojo-jp4ro 3 роки тому +2

      Why doesn't this comment have more likes lol

    • @varunkumar2324
      @varunkumar2324 3 роки тому

      😂 poor Vegeta

    • @jesuschristsaves9067
      @jesuschristsaves9067 3 роки тому +1

      That comment went over heads

    • @vonn2up339
      @vonn2up339 3 роки тому +1

      @@jesuschristsaves9067 or maybe the heads went over the fact of watching anime..... 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @jesuschristsaves9067
      @jesuschristsaves9067 3 роки тому

      @@vonn2up339
      Reword that sentence.

  • @aditisaxena6163
    @aditisaxena6163 3 роки тому +363

    When he said, "just remember the last time you washed your belt..."
    I was like "oooh"
    He was like "yeah..."

    • @aguasadonas8346
      @aguasadonas8346 3 роки тому +5

      WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 3 роки тому +1

      I never wash my belt lol xD

    • @poopsickle2411
      @poopsickle2411 3 роки тому +1

      @@ginpau7416 stop staring me like that

    • @alauriseflyn
      @alauriseflyn 3 роки тому +2

      @@poopsickle2411 You know what? No. You call ME daddy

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому

      @@alauriseflyn asserting dominance like a boss (dare I say like a dadd-)

  • @cuppajoe2
    @cuppajoe2 3 роки тому +60

    “The number of people older then you never increases”
    That one made me think more then the rest for some reason...

  • @reynoldsoduro-brako8596
    @reynoldsoduro-brako8596 3 роки тому +609

    Shower thought: A doctor hopes you get sick, a policeman hopes you're a criminal, a mechanic hopes your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.

    • @kittydemonoverkill
      @kittydemonoverkill 3 роки тому +40

      I mean, you're not wrong.

    • @alexineproductions9001
      @alexineproductions9001 3 роки тому +15

      Wow

    • @radornic2387
      @radornic2387 3 роки тому +15

      You wouldn't want more work if you're paid monthly

    • @yeetlord6859
      @yeetlord6859 3 роки тому +21

      Shower thought: Japan is just a pie chart on which countries got nuked

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 роки тому +4

      policemen dont hope your a criminal the court systems do.

  • @loganj2158
    @loganj2158 3 роки тому +55

    I’m sorry but that was the absolute smoothest ad read I have ever experienced.

  • @svenvolwater5473
    @svenvolwater5473 3 роки тому +66

    “Someone probably has dreamed of having a relationship with you” damn that really gives me hope

  • @wgrg3822
    @wgrg3822 3 роки тому +213

    Shower thought: being alive is just being dead in reverse

  • @justjade256
    @justjade256 3 роки тому +161

    “Your right elbow will forever remain untouched my your right hand”
    Me: *knife*

  • @Sumirevins
    @Sumirevins 3 роки тому +287

    Victim: "You could've saved his life"
    Me,a Firefighter: "It's impossible mam, you see you can't save a life you can only Delay a death"

    • @roloboog
      @roloboog 3 роки тому +7

      @Marc Woolward imagine correcting somebody when you have no idea what you’re taking about.

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 роки тому +4

      @@roloboog imagine not reading who marc actually tagged

    • @morerie
      @morerie 3 роки тому

      Wow

  • @xcii8234
    @xcii8234 3 роки тому +123

    Hacker: Looks at me trough my camera
    Atlas VPN: And I took that personally

  • @tjilsagalt3564
    @tjilsagalt3564 3 роки тому +315

    Aperture: shower thoughts
    Elon Musk: -.-

  • @tehangrybird345
    @tehangrybird345 3 роки тому +18

    Life is like a train. Our brains are the locomotives that guide us, and life and death are the stations and the cargo is life itself. And rail junctions are life choices, bringing us to different stations that could be either a longer lifespan, or death.

  • @cakepop817
    @cakepop817 3 роки тому +230

    Shower Thought: We spend time serving foods separately only for them to end up mixed up in our stomachs 👀

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +6

      How is that a shower thought? that's just a true sentence.

    • @qhviananan-laul5159
      @qhviananan-laul5159 3 роки тому +5

      I used the manure from a cow that I will have butchered, for ribs and steaks, to fertilize the grass it ate, does that mean I am eating cow dung....

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +2

      @@qhviananan-laul5159 yes

    • @thomaschapais-roy6020
      @thomaschapais-roy6020 3 роки тому +5

      that's right, it's much better to put all your meals for one day in one big smoothie! It all goes to the same place anyway eh?

    • @qhviananan-laul5159
      @qhviananan-laul5159 3 роки тому +2

      @@thomaschapais-roy6020 well that's how it came out. According to the two girls and a cup.

  • @AayDee
    @AayDee 3 роки тому +364

    My trapped brain is about to use it’s personal servants to interact with what it perceives to be a phone and hit a sequence of buttons in just the right way to get that pizza it’s now craving after watching this video.

    • @thewanderingchelmet
      @thewanderingchelmet 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/TGqBs9Fx1bM/v-deo.html

    • @dunleeozarius
      @dunleeozarius 3 роки тому +1

      Oooof

    • @Zed9659
      @Zed9659 3 роки тому +2

      Same my brain is using my body organs and physics to get what it wants not caring about my poor body but only caring to maitain it so it can use it again

    • @spartanv0
      @spartanv0 3 роки тому +2

      You sound crazy but anything can sound crazy if you word it right.

    • @SavageEpicness-fw2ue
      @SavageEpicness-fw2ue 3 роки тому

      So....u just ordered a pizza?

  • @lupinusaria2316
    @lupinusaria2316 3 роки тому +312

    "You sleep for 8hrs a day"
    Since... when?

  • @sdarki2684
    @sdarki2684 3 роки тому +24

    Shower thought : We are actually time travelling by a second per second

    • @self-proclaimedanimator
      @self-proclaimedanimator 3 роки тому +5

      We live in past if neurons take time to perceive the surroundings

    • @tripi7906
      @tripi7906 2 роки тому +1

      Correct, well, we’re living in the present but what we see are milliseconds behind

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 3 роки тому +503

    Shower thought: if you are afraid to be alone in the dark, that means you are actually afraid that you might not be alone in the dark

    • @maryb4493
      @maryb4493 3 роки тому +39

      That was literally in the video

    • @miafoster2207
      @miafoster2207 3 роки тому +1

      Wowww

    • @baffledWHAT
      @baffledWHAT 3 роки тому +3

      why must you say this to me, somebody who has the fear of the dark.

    • @sheetalmishra9818
      @sheetalmishra9818 3 роки тому +1

      I am afraid of darkness weather I am alone or with somebody else😂😂

    • @kittydemonoverkill
      @kittydemonoverkill 3 роки тому +1

      I don't fear what lurks in the dark. Nor do I fear what it will do. I fear what I might do to set off the things that lurk. I fear what I might do to myself due to not being Able to see where I'm going. And I fear what could happen to my possessions, each with their own sentimental value.

  • @randomize2014
    @randomize2014 3 роки тому +36

    0:35 “Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become illusion. Henceforth one man’s reality can be another man’s illusion” - itachi uchiha

  • @cakepop817
    @cakepop817 3 роки тому +387

    Shower Thought: Waiters bring food to people's tables in order to bring food to their own table 👀

    • @nenadmarjanovic6648
      @nenadmarjanovic6648 3 роки тому +35

      you reminded me of another one, since you wait for waiter to bring you food... arent you the waiter?

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +9

      @@nenadmarjanovic6648 Yes, yes you are.

    • @harrisahamed2775
      @harrisahamed2775 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @carmen7551
      @carmen7551 3 роки тому +9

      @@nenadmarjanovic6648 English is not my first language so when I read waiter for the first time I actually thought it meant the person waiting for there food or for something else. When I found out what it really means, I got so confused lmao

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +8

      @@carmen7551 yeah ikr english is weird

  • @mrthicc980
    @mrthicc980 3 роки тому +72

    Shower thought: You have probably been in someone else’s dreams more than once, but most likely you’ll go through life without ever knowing whose dreams and what they were about.

  • @liquidmercury6137
    @liquidmercury6137 3 роки тому +58

    You can impersonate someone’s voice perfectly in you head to say any word

    • @Jameshamer
      @Jameshamer 3 роки тому +4

      i made thatveggan teacher say the n word in my head

    • @ilv839
      @ilv839 Рік тому

      Yes even in any language 😂 thats called imagination

  • @avi12
    @avi12 3 роки тому +238

    Shower thought: Being dead is like being stupid - you're not aware of it, and it's only difficult for the people around you

    • @muskanchhangani1709
      @muskanchhangani1709 3 роки тому +8

      How do you know what like being dead?? 🤔

    • @TheCentre101
      @TheCentre101 3 роки тому +1

      Ricky Gervais, I got you

    • @dutchshark1580
      @dutchshark1580 3 роки тому +2

      How do you know you’re not aware of it? Maybe you are

    • @usefulbobcat
      @usefulbobcat 3 роки тому +2

      How do you know what being stupid is like?

    • @PolymathAtif
      @PolymathAtif 2 роки тому +1

      Hands up.
      You are too wise for the liking of the council

  • @pxrticlerl3945
    @pxrticlerl3945 3 роки тому +366

    Aperture: **Says something you can't physically do**
    Me: Hmmm...Let's see about that

    • @diogocasstro
      @diogocasstro 3 роки тому +1

      I see

    • @habib8879
      @habib8879 3 роки тому +2

      I see a fellow rocket league player 👀

    • @AutonomousCollective
      @AutonomousCollective 3 роки тому +2

      @Isaiah Rashid same, whoever can't must be fat or have to large of biceps

    • @crusader2603
      @crusader2603 3 роки тому +1

      @@AutonomousCollective or no hands

    • @Goingtomarsland
      @Goingtomarsland 3 роки тому

      my brother can literally touch the part above his wrist with his hand of the same arm

  • @chhavimehrotra1407
    @chhavimehrotra1407 3 роки тому +16

    Another confusing and creepy shower thought- getting older and getting one year closer to death, is pretty much the same thing but still people are scared for the second and not really for the first one...
    Thank you for making me think like you after watching 6 of your videos in one day

  • @ApertureThinking
    @ApertureThinking  3 роки тому +612

    Thank you to AtlasVPN for sponsoring this video, check them out here: atlasvpn.go2cloud.org/SHs
    Shower Thoughts Merch available now!: aperture.gg/showerthoughtsv1

    • @clobre_
      @clobre_ 3 роки тому +12

      why does this have only 1 like lmao i bet i can get more

    • @envar1
      @envar1 3 роки тому +1

      Hi!

    • @malachiemerson4329
      @malachiemerson4329 3 роки тому +5

      The transition to the add was seemless. I'm not even mad. That was smooth

    • @sandervanbezeij6079
      @sandervanbezeij6079 3 роки тому

      I subbed! Great video's Bro

    • @ManjotSingh-rl6du
      @ManjotSingh-rl6du 3 роки тому

      i just subbed

  • @KittyCat-gj7xn
    @KittyCat-gj7xn 3 роки тому +35

    Why ... do ...... I ... feel so relaxed ... by your voice ;-;

  • @araizkashif7191
    @araizkashif7191 3 роки тому +98

    Aperture:“You get 8 hours of sleep everyday”
    Me: oh really?

  • @muzinka2c987
    @muzinka2c987 3 роки тому +5

    His transitions to topics especially the sponsor segment was smooth af

  • @miaclowes1664
    @miaclowes1664 3 роки тому +44

    Me vibing to this doods calming voice and very deep thoughts:
    youtube: FIXING MY MATES CUBARD WITH SUPER NOODLES

  • @miggy9942
    @miggy9942 3 роки тому +115

    Pie chart of showing how much Japan is Japan
    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 роки тому +1

      @WESTON HAMILTON ik 😎

    • @shivanshmishra9043
      @shivanshmishra9043 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds news to me

    • @EVOKE7347
      @EVOKE7347 3 роки тому +4

      Together we can stop this

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 роки тому +1

      @@EVOKE7347 I love your profile picture. I remember playing Final fantasy since I was young.

    • @overdrive_again
      @overdrive_again 3 роки тому

      He actually meant that in a political way

  • @royalredbird9717
    @royalredbird9717 3 роки тому +559

    After seeing thumbnail
    Everyone: Well, well, well, let's try this.

    • @Vulppix
      @Vulppix 3 роки тому +61

      I did and idk if it’s a joke or if I’m flexible because I could do it lol

    • @KidKusU
      @KidKusU 3 роки тому +11

      @@Vulppix same

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/H2CdMuMhPII/v-deo.html

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 роки тому +11

      @@choicethetaurus Wow, this is really good for a self promo

    • @sharkboy5562
      @sharkboy5562 3 роки тому +5

      @@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.

  • @PersonInPurple
    @PersonInPurple 3 роки тому +14

    I actually have a theory on the vampire one:
    It’s the concentration of the suns light. When the moon reflects it, it most likely gets diminished. I think that’s why it doesn’t affect them.

    • @HandleMHMMM
      @HandleMHMMM Рік тому

      What if the earth is at the center of the solar system and NASA are liars.

    • @JonnaWilharm
      @JonnaWilharm Рік тому

      Vampires don't have a reflection. So it could be a facet of that or uv rays? The moon can't give humans a sunburn either.

  • @Cosm0ss
    @Cosm0ss 3 роки тому +36

    If you suffer with deralization or something similar to that (like I do) just remember that you are real and don't think too much into this, and you can stop watching the video whenever you want. You are 100% real. I promise. Everything is ok. You are alive and you are ok. Stay safe

    • @nuubier8911
      @nuubier8911 3 роки тому +3

      This is the simulator admin

    • @Cosm0ss
      @Cosm0ss 3 роки тому +2

      @@nuubier8911 not the place to say this shit man

    • @nuubier8911
      @nuubier8911 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cosm0ss True, but doesn't stop my comment's theoretical validity, right?

    • @Cosm0ss
      @Cosm0ss 3 роки тому

      @Stolas it's like sometimes stuff makes you second guess whether ur real or not, or that things are how they actually are, which can evolve into that yeah

  • @Alphagamer47
    @Alphagamer47 3 роки тому +21

    Not even gonna lie that was the cleanest sponsor transition ive ever seen

  • @superdude5416
    @superdude5416 3 роки тому +163

    "And the english language will forever be confusing."
    *me laughing in multiple languages

    • @krunchykarim
      @krunchykarim 3 роки тому

      hon hon hon oui oui baguette

    • @jdjones3773
      @jdjones3773 3 роки тому

      Bahut acche shabash badhiya khub Palo khub khelo mje ki life jio

    • @maxdukhovskoy1406
      @maxdukhovskoy1406 3 роки тому

      "Stalingrad kilashnikov vodka adidas track pants"
      -Sam 'O Nella

    • @gumiho8543
      @gumiho8543 3 роки тому

      Moshi moshi

    • @giovanni1234580
      @giovanni1234580 3 роки тому

      é foda

  • @superkittypro6520
    @superkittypro6520 3 роки тому +49

    Shower thought: "I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing.

  • @marcuschen6573
    @marcuschen6573 3 роки тому +83

    English language: Exists
    Aperture: and i took that personally

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +345

    "The odds of you dying at any moment are very slim but not zero."
    Ad : Get medical aid for only 100$ a month

  • @onespeedygamer4887
    @onespeedygamer4887 3 роки тому +98

    Original Shower thought: the saying falling in love is like a roller coaster is flawed because when your on a roller coaster you can enjoy that weightless enchanting feeling cause you know your strapped in but in love the only seat belt we have is the other people and if they don’t love us back we’ll stop falling and hit the ground

  • @reynoldsoduro-brako8596
    @reynoldsoduro-brako8596 3 роки тому +10

    Shower thought: The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

  • @primephoenix1.077
    @primephoenix1.077 3 роки тому +49

    When you transport goods through ship, it's called 'cargo'
    But when goods are transported through car or any vehicle, it's called 'shipment'

  • @peoplepeople7195
    @peoplepeople7195 3 роки тому +69

    “You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder”
    Me: touches my shoulder with the same hand palm

    • @eshanaiyashankar
      @eshanaiyashankar 3 роки тому +5

      you cant touch your palm to elbow
      same hand

    • @peoplepeople7195
      @peoplepeople7195 3 роки тому +6

      @@eshanaiyashankar ok? That’s not what It said

    • @eshanaiyashankar
      @eshanaiyashankar 3 роки тому +1

      @@peoplepeople7195 then what it said
      can u touch ur elbow with your palm of same hand?

    • @peoplepeople7195
      @peoplepeople7195 3 роки тому +8

      @@eshanaiyashankar where are you getting elbow from???

    • @bobbyvang
      @bobbyvang 3 роки тому +3

      Elbow from the video. Shoulder from the thumbnail.

  • @noahfullerr
    @noahfullerr 3 роки тому +34

    Might just be the smoothest way to transition into the sponsor. Well played

  • @DangerNator
    @DangerNator 3 роки тому +135

    Human: We teach kids to never take candy from strangers
    Alien: Cool. By the way what's the next holiday coming up?
    Human: Halloween.
    Alien: What's that?
    Human: It's when kids go up to people's doors and get candy
    Alien: ...

  • @beautydivineluxe5725
    @beautydivineluxe5725 3 роки тому +28

    Him “Dying is slim but never zero...”
    * commercial* “ This is the end..”

  • @hyperxase704
    @hyperxase704 3 роки тому +18

    This mans shower is magical, it talks to him

  • @test-jt5el
    @test-jt5el 3 роки тому +40

    "The odds of you dying in any moment are very slim"
    Final Destination Survivors: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @OmniKing939383848
      @OmniKing939383848 3 роки тому +1

      "death" in final destination is that one gamer that doesn't choose the stealth option

  • @legendarymemes7612
    @legendarymemes7612 3 роки тому +6

    The odds of you dying any moment is never 0%
    Me: gets scared by the computer screen in front of me

  • @BeefyMcWhatnow
    @BeefyMcWhatnow 3 роки тому +41

    Shower thought: When you say 'forward' or 'back' your lips move in that direction

    • @deesnutts917
      @deesnutts917 3 роки тому

      I just tried to see is it really lol 😭😭

    • @whatisilyionlyknowipurpleyou
      @whatisilyionlyknowipurpleyou 3 роки тому

      @@deesnutts917 same…

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому

      Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
      Not necessarily.

  • @SLONEZ
    @SLONEZ 3 роки тому +16

    Bro’s thoughts are on another level
    Thanks for inspiring me bro

  • @enlightened1438
    @enlightened1438 3 роки тому +47

    English : Exists
    Aperture : I'm gonna end this man's whole career

  • @water8756
    @water8756 3 роки тому +1

    Your voice is so smoothing I almost kinda did fall asleep amazing video!

  • @-DeZiRe-
    @-DeZiRe- 3 роки тому +24

    “Everybody covers their computer camera’s but nobody covers their cellphone camera’s.” True af

  • @maxolschanski9872
    @maxolschanski9872 3 роки тому +139

    "You cant Touch your palm to your shoulder"
    Me: Puts right palm on the left shoulder...
    Looks confused at the screen

  • @annelee8397
    @annelee8397 3 роки тому +288

    “your brain is trapped in your skull, but your completely fine with that”
    well not anymore...

    • @SavageEpicness-fw2ue
      @SavageEpicness-fw2ue 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @benn300
      @benn300 3 роки тому +3

      that got to me too

    • @Notabl3
      @Notabl3 3 роки тому +3

      @Zach Freeman yeah you are brain is trapped In you skull? Doesn’t add up man (unless you meant the second time he said your)

    • @discontinuedchannel9709
      @discontinuedchannel9709 3 роки тому +1

      @Zach Freeman you’re implies “you are”. Your implies ownership or association. The correct word would be your

    • @_ruuku
      @_ruuku 3 роки тому +2

      @@discontinuedchannel9709 I think he was implying the second "your".

  • @kyraisdead7876
    @kyraisdead7876 3 роки тому +12

    "You can't touch your palm to your shoul-"
    Me:haha long arms go brrr

  • @UDX6T
    @UDX6T 3 роки тому +9

    0:16: Reality can be whatever you want it to be
    Thanos: Happiness noise

  • @pogglethelesser4688
    @pogglethelesser4688 3 роки тому +23

    'What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.'

  • @MrKr4dy
    @MrKr4dy 3 роки тому +171

    Shower thought: When a alarm goes off, isn't it basically going on?

    • @GG42069
      @GG42069 3 роки тому +3

      No, it's counting down to the time you set.

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +1

      Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night.
      Sorry, that's my copy and pasted thing. Yes, it is going on.

    • @usefulbobcat
      @usefulbobcat 3 роки тому +4

      So if your alarm gets turned on every morning isn't it considered morning wood?

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 роки тому +1

      @@usefulbobcat uh no

    • @usefulbobcat
      @usefulbobcat 3 роки тому +4

      @@quaianthegrimreaper7556 you can't handle the truth

  • @shimuf
    @shimuf Рік тому

    The phrase "Be yourself" is from most people's perspective, telling them to be themselves, but if that person isn't a good person, they get told to be nice.
    Meaning that there is one true self of you, that once existed.

  • @rosaliegrummel7818
    @rosaliegrummel7818 3 роки тому +52

    Shower thought: shower thoughts are just random philosophy arguments that you’d get in school but simplified and not teached in school

  • @kaden4062
    @kaden4062 3 роки тому +15

    Thank you for curing my boredom

  • @navinsewchunder5246
    @navinsewchunder5246 3 роки тому +16

    Achievement Unlocked: Unnoticed Sponsor Transition

  • @icarussarts
    @icarussarts 3 роки тому +17

    Shower thought: if the shower thoughts are so wholesome, is my perception of wholesome screwed up?
    Also, I'm just gonna wave at my webcam every morning now...