shower thoughts that broke the internet..
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It's been a long time coming, but finally, here are some more shower thoughts for your brain.. 🚿🚿🚿
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yesss
How did you comment this 2 weeks ago
Comment 2 weeks ago video 40 mins ago?
@Akshay ah i see...
ayeee
"Most guys will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral", man why you gotta do this to me.
Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade
@@corvusgolden3605 atleast i will feel something.
this is so sad it makes me want to buy my boyfriend flowers
💐
🌼🖤
"Kids don't enjoy sleeping, it's probably because they still haven't gotten bored at life yet" -truest shit
growing up really sucks, all of the suden you have to study and work to be allowed to exist
@@Andres_2004 *To be allowed to use everything society hass as to offer*
999 likes
I'll get u 1 k
I got a list of things to do, once I do that it doesn't really matter after.
Editor: How much stock footage are we using this time?
Aperture: Yes.
I mean there is so much random footage that i wonder "from where tho"
@@George-eu6hk woah I never even thought about that
Is there like companies that just make stock footage and film people in a bunch of situations? Where are they posted? How are they found???
can I get two black bars one at the top one at the bottom
@@SunshineDaizies Yeah definitely there are such companies you can find them at any search engine, though Im sure 95% you'll do it through Google.
Also you have to pay for the footage most of the times.
Shower thought:"The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you"
Holy shit that is amazing, this should have been the most liked comment.
Aperture: "We also die against our will"
Suicidal people: "And I took that personally"
Kamikaze pilots: *Pathetic*
Japanese samurai committing Seppuku. "Are you challenging me?"
Well, if they made it this far, maybe they are not?
@@futuregmchess1561 lol
@Verretta that's actaully very serius, what we call free will is just our subconsuios making decisions based on a lot of factors outside of our control
"Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh".....never forget that.
yooooo stop
Are the houses made of flesh, or are we made of house, the scream as they didn't know.
Nobody Cares
ua-cam.com/video/37i6FC_cjLg/v-deo.html dwdwd
And they eat it
I felt proud of myself after saying a sheet of paper has 6 sides. Now I can sleep peacefully.
I know how dumb do you have to be to think it's 2D
Same lmao
Same here
Same, my first thought was obviously 6 sides
i said 4…
“Good dreams are basically a free trial of the life you could have been living”
Damn.
I love how Aperture narrate shower thoughts like a story, start from a specific topic and end in a completely different topic 😂
it's so smooth and chilling at the same time, that's why I love his videos so much
@@billyguns6975 yup, his voice is so soothing
Genius
and they all link into one another
all conversations be like
if a morgue worker dies...they'd still need to come in to work one more time.
Facts
👌
And you're not getting paid this time
@@ISuperI unfortunately
@@thatman6916 I just wanna spread the jokes and the love man haha.
"Give your friend a flower."
Friend when I give him a flower: What, are you gay or something?
Draw a flower and put the quote "Most men only get their first flowers at their funeral." Then give it to them
@@wolfpony64 emotional damage
@@sayan8947 am sad bring others joy
@@wolfpony64 now they will see it as a threat of murder 😂
@@bechirbensaber5277 wouldn't be the worse thing I've done or said to them
Imagine being the guy that discovered milk and trying to convince everyone else to drink it
Pffft 🤣
There’s a lot of things that sound bat-shit crazy when you think about it.
The first man to eat meat thought it was good, until they perished from food borne ailments. Then someone else put the meat in fire until it changed color and tasted better, and didnt perish from it.
Some other guy had to have been an alchemical nut to take wheat, crush it up, mix it with water, than bake it to get bread.
Even more so to whoever discovered using yeast, sticking it in a bread mix to make the stuff fluffier.
Heck, i heard that soda came to be from some guy trying to make antibiotics, or something close to that.
All things came to be by someone trying something crazy with stuff, and i don’t know if that’s funny, or unnerving.
Dads: “I’ll give it a go”
And then be responsible for someone else's diarrhea
@@SunshineDaizies moms : don't forget us
I've never both loved and hated a series at the same time
wait... this is a series?
Loving and hating is the same thing. You have a strong passion for both.
It physically makes me go "Wait uhhhhh.....NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Squid game
A great watch on How sibling marriages came to be and its consequences ua-cam.com/video/v2wDriJxAxY/v-deo.html
“It doesn’t matter how many fish there are in the sea of you don’t know how to fish”😂 literally describes my life…
Same
I'm starting to dislike this series xd
Damn I just realized he was not talking just literally
My sister told me I have been trying to catch big fish with chopsticks which is very true. Almost 17 years and still single
Flying fishes: And i took that personally.
"Some stranger somewhere still remembers you , because you were kind to them when no one was."
man i litreally got goosebumps thinking about it.
Or I was a d!ck to them for no reason at all
Wait is it strange that as a kid sleep was my favorite activity simply for the reason that even though I’m doing nothing I’m experiencing so many stories that my brain made up?
That’s really cool
Even my stories are boring
@@dinyminke5073 sorry I don’t understand are you saying you think my stories are boring too even though you don’t know any of them or are you saying something else entirely?
@@plet3 I see you are misunderstanding me young man
@@dinyminke5073 actually I’m not a man but I figured as much
I almost shit my pants at the “hey catch” part
same
NO LITERALLY IM ALMOST DID I FARTED AND ALMOST FELL IN MY CHAIR WHILE LAYING DOWN
I jumped
@@ioscaps5978 I jumped and shouted "Son of a bi..." hahah ... I really wasn't expecting that haha
An ad played right after so the whole time I was like "catch what... Oh"
"anxiety sucks" is what we all need to hear today.
fr
right?
ua-cam.com/video/37i6FC_cjLg/v-deo.html dwdwd
@@choicethetaurus why is this good
@@choicethetaurus
13:00 "I'll be seeing if I can make a slinky go down an escalator forever"
*Shows a escalator going downwards
Holly fuck, I was about to fall asleep when the footage of the ball appeared and now I'm so awake as if I just drank 5 cups of coffee.
Thanks for that
holly?
@@wtfamistilldoinghere I just woke up
That woke me up as well
I almost threw my phone when I ducked. Well played editor...
“English is hard”
“Most people are stopped from getting into their own accounts by passwords rather than hackers, having the opposite effect”
So many sponsor opportunities lost aperture
LMAO.
Dude, yea, every couple seconds I was waiting on a segway to a sponsor.
yeah lol. i was waiting for Nord VPN ad segment when he said that.
@@ninjaclan83 Yeah me too.
@@the2m736 Yeah and skillshare for the "English is hard" lol.
Those could have been grammarly and dashlane ads
Characters in first-person games do blink. They blink exactly when you do.
Edit: Stop liking this shit wtf, it's such a basic thought.
damn
Wow didn't thought that
HOLY-
@@quantumconfusion612 i had the same thought
FUC-
How he jumps from topic to topic is kinda calming
His ADD kickin' in
Shower Thought:If there are infinite universes with infinite possibilities, then is there an alternative universe where there are no alternate universes?
..and is it ours?
Yeah one of those infinite possibilities is a universe that doesn't exist, but is required to exist solely to demonstrate its nonexistence.
@@eatonkuntz i lost 16 brain cells reading that
If there are infinite universes with infinite possibilities, in one of them there is something that can instantly destroy all of them
It is our planet btw.
"At some point the internet will be older than all humans alive."
It's already about halfway there at 52 years old.
Sometimes I forget how old the internet is
Dude anything can get older than humans
@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf a bear can't be.
@@Bearical he didn't specify it as an "alive" bear
@@Phill753 he didn't specify it was about an alive human too though.
Shower thoughts: how can life be too short if it’s the longest thing we will experience
I don't experience this "life" thing everybody is talking about
I am musing
@@butwhatif2489 but we don`t experience them, it all just happens without our consciousness
depends on your beliefs
Isn't pre-life and post-lofe the longest thing we can experience tho?
"characters in FPS games never blinks"
now that is going to get stuck in my mind for months to come.
Just try some SCP games
"wisdom teeth aren't useless, their actually the reason some oral surgeons are able to make a living."
This one got me 😂
Speaking of shower thoughts...aliens invaded the moon on July 20th, 1969.
💯 f'king nailed it.
@@ninjaclan83 hahaha thanks 😂😂
A great watch on How sibling marriages came to be and its consequences ua-cam.com/video/v2wDriJxAxY/v-deo.html
@@ninjaclan83 thats what she said
never gonna give you up
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7:31 this HAS to be the most thing that caught me off guard EVER! like i was chilling and a jumpscare was the last thing i would expect
Even watching it the second time made me jump 🤣🤣
Watching this at 2 am was a bad idea
I literally got like a heart attack rn😂😂😂
I got an ad
i literally dodged ...
Love how you see things from different perspective and relate between things.
Keep continuing this series.
❤
"You go to fast and you wonder why the speedbumps are screaming" I'm dead that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!
Once you started talking about passwords and security I was getting ready to skip a section, only to realize that it was not a segway into an ad. Funny how we are conditioned by the things we consume.
Lmao, Vanced moment
I usually wait until they say "this video is sponsored by ____" or "now, on to today's sponsor of ____"
4:06
They do blink. It's just perfectly synchronised with the player.
yeah you are right
SCP players
1. Record the gameplay blinking too much
2. Rewatch it without blinking
3. ???
@@sefeo0 Their blinks could still be synchronised with your blinks while watching the footage and besides, it's a joke.
12:40 to be fair... the purpose of that lonely piece of paper could be to warn you that your paper supply is running low...
Exactly,, what i thought.
“Everything has its joys, even darkness”
This guy single handedly increasing my will to live
"The speed bumps are screaming!" I can imagine this as a Family Guy scene.
Same
*Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.*
*We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you your language, you'd be pretty fucking startled too*
The second one Hits close to home lmao. Personally, I'd be delighted to help my Fiancé pick out her Wedding dress. Generally, you're doing something wrong if you don't enjoy the time spent together, no matter what you're doing. Whether work or Chores, it should always be enjoyable or at least endurable together.
R/suddenlyanime
The second one reminds me of that meme of the guy listening to spotify music in the shower and then hearing an ad that goes, "You know what gets me thirsty?" and going crazy
Why does Aperture always make me question my existence with these show thoughts…
This video is a soothing one.
I like the mellow background music.
This feels like I'm listening to a person I'm sitting across in a quiet café with ambient music playing.
Right now, I'm binging this in podcast format, in bed, at 1:32 AM.
Nice narration, too.
"All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you're anxious enough."
Words that perfectly describes me.
"You can literally be arguing with an 8 year old and leave feeling superior"
Well now all of my arguments I've had online feel pointless :(
Tbf, you could also be 8 years old and argument with a physics major, but bring up a point they may have never thought of and get their agreement, effectively winning an argument against a physics major... at the age of 8!
Online personas never age, and they are the easiest way to live forever: give your accounts to another brain when your brain dies
What's even more terrifying is losing an argument to an 8 year old.
Your transitions are so smooth,bro.
I like that.
I love how smooth the transitions from topics are in this video ❤❤
“Wisdom teeth aren’t useless, they’re actually the reason some oral surgeons are able to make a living.”
Well said.
No way you are right
@@lazycrow7622 pov you forgot to change accounts
@@giantshitposter3317 😂😂😂😂
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@@giantshitposter3317 xd
"we're born against our will, *and we also die against our will* "
my suicidal thoughts : _or do we?_
What If free will is not exist ?
& Your death is fix as a suicide 💭💭
Idk let's find out
Jumps off earth*
"No, your right"
You either aren't, or your not here....
Aye, good to see people sharing the same thoughts as me
vsauce music intensifies
12:05 This one got me.
Well written script. Great quotables. Good production. Good narration. Just an overall wholesome video. I'm about to binge this channel's content.
If you zoom in closely, paper will seem to have a lot more sides than 6, since the edges can be quite jagged when using a microscope
Same could be said with wood or almost anything
Those wouldn't be "sides" though. You could say the "sides" are not perfectly flat/straight. They're still sides. Paper has 6 sides.
Shhhhhhhh
A great watch on How sibling marriages came to be and its consequences ua-cam.com/video/v2wDriJxAxY/v-deo.html
In this case it has infinite aides then.
I really like this format of random thoughts put together, it's like a podcast of somekind, really nice.
I absolutely loved this video. I could watch a 2 hours video like this. Thank you man❤
‘Drive too fast and you start wondering why the speed bumps are screaming’ shit got me dead💀
Bro… I finally got it. 🤦🏽♀️
@@marianavelazquez9981 same I got it now when I saw the commant
The "hey, catch!" made me jump, even though it wasn't a real jumpscare! :]
"-- but drive too fast and you start wondering why the speed bumps are screaming." I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING
“Hey, catch”
My soul f*cking left my body Jesus Christ
Shower Thought: Aperture's voice is to sound what Bob Ross' paintings are to art.
Edit: As a small channel, thanks for the love. Aperture is one of my biggest inspirations haha. Hope one day you see this my friend 🙏🏽.
stolen
@@wolf_gamer0958 Ah actually I created this quote a while back in a few of Apertures videos haha. It's just a powerful one that I like to post again. So I guess you can say i stole it from myself haha
@@wolf_gamer0958 are you okay bud?
I subbed because I like psychology but haven't watched a video yet
@@K_ingh16 Hey Arthur I reallly appreciate that, but you really didnt have to. But I hope that my content will make your sub worth it! Have a great rest of your day!
I just love this series...makes you think about many things in differing perspectives! Thanks aperture :)
I’ve had these thoughts before, so thanks for giving me EVEN MORE existentialism.
I was so focused on the vid that 'hey catch' scared the shit out of me. super nice vid with a good sense of humour. I like it
"we're born against our will"
Me : yeah that's real
"We die against our will"
Me : holdup ... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Do it
Make your dreams come true
Execute order 66
Do you commit it yet?
Y'all ain't shit. Lol
The birds to stone ratio is hilarious
Dude you nearly killed me with that "hey catch" LOL.
Love the videos brotha - Keep it up
📍 *Isn't it just truly sad that most of us walk this planet Earth, being a fraction of what we are capable of being?*
No, because it also means there will always be something new and exciting to learn.
Watching this series is the closest I have ever been to having an existential crisis.
ah yes, I agree
exactly, and I don't like it!
i love this series, hopefully there will be more to come
I appreciate the fact that u try your best to end the video on a good note
9:56 I thought this was going to be the smoothest segway to a sponsor ever, happy it wasn't. Just me???
Vpn hahaha
Lol
this guy has so many amazing and deep quotes I wish people would notice him more and I know he has a million subs he deserves a lot more
but he has 1.3 million...
I read this comment wrong
Naaah, most of it are reddit's shower thoughts and things spread around internet from ages.
By the way, in the future people will use phrase ,,it's on internet from ages" and IT will be practically correct.
its been so
long since i watched you, sorry man ive been busy but im glad to see that you post alot more often now
SMOOOTHEST ad transition I’ve ever seen, felt like it was another secret part of the video at the end, 10/10.
Shower Thought: you don’t know your dead because you can’t think when your dead
We think a person is dead when they don't respond, but we have zero evidence for or against the existence of death. It's absurd to fear something so totally unknown.
its like sleeping y'know, only know you've fallen asleep when you wake up.
I love the almost flawless transition from brain twister to EVEN MORE of a brain twister.
i feel comforted that it's not only me who thinks such crazy stuff, like i used to think that it's quiet rare i'll meet someone like me but love you bro😊
you don’t understand how much i like these videos
I absolutely love these videos, your voice is so calming, its nice to hear while I have an existential crisis.
This channel makes me feel less lonely. The content is food for the mind. Love it.
7:45 actually we do enter the building and leave the hospital no matter what, since our body physically enters in both cases, either as a fetus or dead.
The dinosaur killing rock had the highest k/d of any other rock of it's time.
Showers thoughts video's on aperture is like having pizza or ice-cream on a Friday evening as a treat.......simply blissful
9:15
>Gives my friend flowers
Friend: you Gaye bro?
The transitions are so smooth from one to another
This guys videos are perfect works of art they ar put together so well
His voice/tone
Editing unique ideas
Cohesion
Entertainment
Relaxation
Everything about them is perfect
He is so talented
more shower thoughts. that's the greatest Christmas gift I'll ever receive.
5:03 nice transition definitely copping one
I love your videos lol
I hope you keep doing your shower thoughts 💭 they make me think more then 🥱everyone my brains tired but it’s worth it for your videos
I am thankful that I am not drunk or high while watching this. I am tripping sober lmaooo
These Videos are always the coolest and always long awaited 💯
Hey bamba ngacishe ngawisa i phone ilela bhola
The script was designed with a "Liquid state product characteristics" approach that keeps on flowing down to the lower grounds from it's start point level due to the planet's strong gravitational force;
Undoubtedly a very creative, unconventional, interesting & thoughtful content.. 👌..!
Hats off... 👏
"Yes, the Brain did indeed named itself. But it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that"
I love these shower thoughts vids
Shower thoughts: everyone needs praise but most people hate it
Why is it that we long for the things we don’t have yet despise what we do? Humans are never satisfied.
People don't like praise because they don't feel like they deserve it. The person who despises what they have does so because they know they didn't earn it. Everyone longs to have deserved and earned their living but most people know they haven't.
@@arcgato great answer : D
because our means of satisfaction are trying to be taken from an empty world. No true satisfaction for anyone lies in the world, yet it entices us enough to follow its ways anyway because we are, by nature, sinful creatures.
best format is back
Enjoyed this video so much! It’s a great mix of facts, fun, and cynicism! Excellent piece! Thank you!
Inspired. Well said. Thanks for the spark
These are the type of videos keep me alive.
YESSS i love when he makes these ones
I can't tell if this series gives me anxiety or calms me down and I both hate and love these videos
8:44
"You can be overweight and underweight, but you cannot be weight"
Yes, but really no. You are at your ideal weight, and that is a range. We have a term for it.
When I see a perfect person I'll make sure to tell them they are the complete embodiment of pure and absolute _weight._
@@eatonkuntz - Okay...
Again, there is the Body Mass Index and there is an "ideal" range for one's body to be at which is neither over nor under weight. Mine is roughly 90kg. I am overweight and working to reach said ideal weight for my own health.
There’s a term?