I’m likin’ these new guys. Fuckin’ Bill the Necrophiliac, Lance Nutthrust the Necrophiliac, and Chuck Ectocicle the Non-Necrophiliac are all great new additions to the podcast.
As soon as I heard the words "among us" it triggered a primal reaction. I dropped to my knees choking and laughing hysterically. I've lost my mind. The damage is done.
Sorry to be that guy but it's pronounced J schalt and he used to be a part of the Podcast back in the initial episodes and was known for his shit eating grin
Just a reminder that if your friend is using alexa on call without headphones she does pick up people's voices, and she does respond to, "Alexa, tell me more about Mr. Hands"
Amazing how the chuckle sandwich fanbase is so coordinated they come together every week to do exactly three pieces of fanart. Rare to find such precision nowadays
So Charlie is a real ghost hunter, Ted is just a phantopheliac, and scholar is secretly a ghost that has sex with other ghosts but doesn’t know he’s a ghost. This is going to be another great episode
@@dysfiypv When the Pope starts glowing red and ominious music starts playing outta nowhere in Schlagg's old videos? That's when you know the pope is being possessed I should probably specify that I'm talking about the cardboard cutout used in Schlatt's vids and not the literal pope himself--
@@DragonCrusherWave Yep. So if you ever get kidnapped, bite off their finger. They will have a bite mark that will need to be looked at, and will match your dental records.
Nobody: Charlie: don’t listen to this in the dark, don’t listen to this alone Me: immediately turns off lights and sits in room alone ready for the story
another man of culture, i see. do you also include the milk and butter? if not, i highly suggest you try it. whip it together with the cheese powder like a nice dipping sauce.
I really really loved this episode of the podcast. I think it was a good idea to make it so flexible so you can just do whatever ends up working instead of feeling too boxed in. This whole roleplay bit was really funny but just as enjoyable as when you guys just do stuff like talk about video games I was too young to know about.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while saying bloody Mary 3 times in the dark to in front of a mirror at around midnight with no one else around
the moment when your dad asks you what you have been listening to the past months and you cant really explain it while schlatt is blinding himself with a flashlight
We all just watched nearly 50 minutes of two men talking about fucking ghosts while another chomps on a carrot and struggles with object permanence.
Finally characters I can relate to
the other guy does what???!?!?
Poor Charlie man-
And then one of them keeps talking about jxrking off
I was thinking the same fucking thing
“I don’t want to say we’ve got a ghost among us, but...” says the guy named Ghost
Rip big grag
dude ,,, dont deadname him he goes by Chuck now
sus
Lol
@@ninepppppp You're right, I shouldn't refer to Chuck that way. I'll make an apology video.
I’m likin’ these new guys. Fuckin’ Bill the Necrophiliac, Lance Nutthrust the Necrophiliac, and Chuck Ectocicle the Non-Necrophiliac are all great new additions to the podcast.
I read this comment and I instantly knew who each one was before watching the video lol.
I feel like they bring a new atmosphere to the podcast! With them in the show, there's never a dead atmosphere
@@hyperspacesushi Except when they are having "thrusts"
@@ChadIsYourDadlol Even then, they give life to the dead. And by life I mean ectoplasm. And by ectoplasm I mean-- Well, we don't need to go there
The csu
I love how Charlie and Schlatt constantly conradict themselves just so they dont agree with Ted
1 thousand likes and no replies damn
Charlie has finally embraced that he is a lizard, and is under a heat lamp
And he's eating carrots ti
More like a three way hybrid between a slime, a lizard and a rabbit. And he has taken the form of a human.
These podcast start to become just straight up improv class lessons.
We love it though
@@choppercove they plan the bit but not what they're actually saying
I wouldn't have it any other way
@@choppercove in improv they give you like a little bit of a promped I think
@@choppercove that's how improv works though
Schlatt choking on his drink after Charlie says among us will forever be funny
7:15
@@me-oo1fr bless you.
My favourite moment of the entire podcast ep
@@me-oo1fr bless you.
@@me-oo1fr bless you.
fun fact: window shopping in french directly translates to “window licking”
as a french person, yes
This knowledge will be useful at some point in my life... I guess..?
French is my first language, very true.
Window licker
lèche-vitrine aka showcase licking
"The thrust is a must, or else it's a bust"
- Lance Nutthrust, 2020
I envy audio listeners because they don't need to make awkward eye contact with Chuck (Charlie) after he says "kitten"
Why would you refer to him as Charlie? It is truly disgusting that some people would do such a thing.
time stamp?
@@kaitlynwoods376 46:53
@@alieninahumanbody merci beaucoup
This is the perfect podcast to watch while drawing occult symbols in a janitor’s closet.
@##max !! occult symbols
oh
@##max !! Fucking Bill type summoning circles
you shouldnt do that
HOW ARE YOU HERE
“Look down, Schlatt! At your ghost herpes! Do you see them?”
“NO”
“OF COURSE NOT! OF COURSE YOU DON’T!”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I want someone to love me like how Ted loves the audio listeners
Step one: become an audio listener
Step two: profit
@@ThatOneSpud step 3: have ears.
ok so be an audio listener 😁
@@PauaP step 4, make sure they work
This is the only episode where schlatt doesn’t talk about how much smog is in LA
The only reason he doesn't speak of the smog is because it's lance nutthrust not schlatt lol.
Okay but when Chuck just ssaid "at least i'm not uptown fuckin' on these ghosts" i lost it. Chuck was really killing it this episode
babe wake up there’s a new chuckle sandwich podcast episode out
i’m awake i’m awake
@##max !! same i’ve been hibernating
guys
guys what if I type the funny
guys what if I typed d the funny baby wake up joke
im already up babe
@@sparkplugyang2366 good
Imagine being a ghost and getting to collab with the chuckle sandwich boys.
That would be an amazing idea!
Didn't you notice... there are multiple guests on this episode...
“Collab”
it wouldn't be on youtube, it would be on the..... ``Halloween`` themed youtube
I would be very scared to be in the presence of Fuckin’ Bill and Lance Nutthrust if I were a ghost
As soon as I heard the words "among us" it triggered a primal reaction. I dropped to my knees choking and laughing hysterically. I've lost my mind. The damage is done.
I hate how effective it is.
CURSE YOU AMONG US
You’re looking kind of
kind of
s...
I can’t say it
ss
you’re looking kind of SUS.
*dies immediately*
You're looking a little **bass boosted among us round start*
Revert to primal
Ted: wrath
Schlatt: lust
Charlie: gluttony
Swagger: sloth
Gus: greed
Conner: envy
So who we giving pride to?
@@titanicfudge._.7038 oh shit I missed pride, Minx I guess?
I guess she takes pride in dying and COMING BACK TO LIFE. I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED THE MINX GRIND NEVER STOPS
sloth? more like INNER SLOTH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAH SUSUS
tommy would be pride for his huge head
small flash warnings:
16:18 - 16:39
28:55 - 29:00
Boost
Ayo that’s very considerate of you to put good on you bro
boost !!!!
Thank you!!
boost
You know lance is a pretty uncommon name nowadays, but back in medieval times people were named lance a lot
Under-appreciated pun right here, that’s a 10/10 from me
@@mementomori1822 memento mori
my irl name is lance and whenever they say lance It feels weird
jfc i cant believe i walked right in on the one
I wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for the replies. Good one
The way that Ted’s glasses are perched on his head during the first couple minutes gives me anxiety
I also wear my glasses like that when using a head set because the bows on the glasses are annoying to deal with
@@cheesegod1340same, it hurts after a while sometimes
Who is Ted?
You mean Fuckin' Bill?
@@frankmay3341 yeah sorry, my mistake
gotta love how ted and charles have red led lights up whilst schlatt just had to turn off and dim the lights around him.
at least the pope isnt angry! (he couldnt bring his emotion leds with him, poor pope)
He could've taken advantage of the red pope. Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing
Ah ah ah, its Fuckin Bill and Chuck Ectosickle
Charlie: "Next guest episode we need a priest."
Fragrance Man: "HAVE I HEARD MY NAME?!"
Fregence man neva die
This single episode of sandwhich hunters has more lore then the entire dream SMP. I cannot wait for more
This is the perfect podcast to listen to in English class while you try not to laugh while pretending to do work
Preach
Or in the bathroom stall of your school.
I do this though
Thank you! You just reminded me to go to class .I would have gone in trouble.
you live on the edge
“We love money.”
So do I Jshlatt, so do I
That's not Jschlatt it's Lance Nutthrust.
Jschlatts not in this episode
Sorry to be that guy but it's pronounced J schalt and he used to be a part of the Podcast back in the initial episodes and was known for his shit eating grin
I can't believe the Halloween special is here already
does this mean we get a Christmas one in june
@@marconiandcheese8594 yes
😍😍😍CHRISTMAS EPISODE COMIN SOOON😍😍😍
Me: Just being a ghost and enjoying my ghost life
Schlatt: Breaking into my house and starts smacking his schmeat intensely.
Lance is the hotshot rookie, Bill is the experienced and lax one, and Chuck is the serious one that has a messed up backstory.
The perfect D&D party
I like how this episode is just roleplay
It's foreplay
@@JectSwagg you. I don't like you
@@ashhasalizard2129 they hated jesus because he spoke the truth
@@JectSwagg 🥵
Ted missed the perfect opportunity for a joke. He could have said “For our audio listeners, love you to undeath,”
love you to ghost
love you to life
Love you to life that’s amazing
Love you to hell
Love you to the afterlife
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while breaking into someone’s house and toast all their bread and put it back in the bag.
What kind of person does this.
This is despicable
Truly disgusting that "some" people would do this horrible thing.
you are evil
How could you! Your a monster!😭
Ingenious
"Don't say that, don't say those two words, or the comment section will be absurd" - A poem by Ted Nivison, circa 2021
"It happened uptown. Doo doo." Why is slimecicle the funniest man alive
This is the perfect podcast to be constipated with a cat on your lap to
Shit on the cat
@##max !! sounds like they can't
oddly specific!
@@thenumberfour6455 the duality of man
Tru!!!!!
Just a reminder that if your friend is using alexa on call without headphones she does pick up people's voices, and she does respond to, "Alexa, tell me more about Mr. Hands"
Oh god
Alexa, how do I perform an exorcism on this comment?
My guitar fell when I read this-
Everybody gangsta until schlatt’s actual irl name is lance
jlance
wait i forgot schlatt isn't his real name 💀✋
@@ridemylightning it is. His full name is jonathon schlatt
@@krumbsies no it jebidiah schlatt
this is literally just my mind being alone in the house during a blackout for an hour
Amazing how the chuckle sandwich fanbase is so coordinated they come together every week to do exactly three pieces of fanart. Rare to find such precision nowadays
This is the perfect podcast to watch with my roommates and the woman in the corner of the room, it's her 361st birthday and we're celebrating
Oh tell the woman in the corner of the room happy late birthday! Hope the party went well!
The brevity, the matter-of-factness, and the lack of punctuation makes this seem more ominous then funny.
I wonder if she'd like to meet Bill or Lance
Wait a minute, today isn’t Sunday, how the hell am I gonna watch the chuckle sandwich podcast without being at CHURCH????
OFWGKTA
@@largefellow5597 facts
Wait until Sunday
The souls of all those people from 1999 haunt Lance daily
Hey pfp partner :D
@@maxizredder4271 sup g
"Mom, can I have Ghostbusters movie on DVD?"
"We have Ghostbusters at home sweetie"
Ghostbusters at home:
Why is nobody talking about how good this podcast is edited. It makes it so much funnier than it already is
Notable mentions of this weeks podcast
1:54 Teds New Name
5:54 Schlatts Family Motto
7:29 S-Su
19:01 Lamb
24:12 Charlies Worse Story
Amogus
😳
40:20
I like how they didn't even do this as a Halloween episode.
I like how "Chuck" is surrounded by two necrophiles
Don't you mean Chuck?
The necrophiliacs don’t like it to much as Charlie is still breathing
Who’s Charlie? Do you mean Chuck?
@@cakxst no, he changed his name to Charlie after they ran out of ghosts and were forced to change the chuckle sandwich podcast to a comedy podcast
Yeah and his name was chuck
The uptown funk made me absolutely die
“Look down Schlatt... at your ghost herpes, do you see them?” “NO” “OF COURSE NOT!” when I say I died laughing and became a ghost
This is the perfect podcast to be a lizard underneath a heat lamp to
I see you chose the good option
Isn’t everyone a lizard under a heat lamp? The sun exists and it may just be a universe heat lamp. Who knows..
Scariest part of this episode was that it wasn’t released on a Saturday
Its sunday for me
@@greensunblackmoon7181 wtf it was tuesday for me
@@moej3386 what
Wierd im still waiting for the new one
@@moej3386 i mean when new videos normally get released
This is the best podcast to listen to while eating vegetables in front of the Pope
Charlie: " next episode we need the guest to be a priest "
Next episode: hey minx is here
10:35 Absolutely obliterated me it's such a fucking powerful line
So Charlie is a real ghost hunter, Ted is just a phantopheliac, and scholar is secretly a ghost that has sex with other ghosts but doesn’t know he’s a ghost. This is going to be another great episode
Ah yes, Chuckle Sandwich podcast, featuring Ted, Charlie, and Scholar
@Sam T I mean, scholar do be teaching doe ngl
@@samt3412 Prove it isn't his name.
I'm just starting the video, but I hope they adresss:
1) the demon in Charlie's closet
2) The Pope and his habit of becoming possessed
3) The Milkman
ok the fucking pope znd what
@@dysfiypv When the Pope starts glowing red and ominious music starts playing outta nowhere in Schlagg's old videos? That's when you know the pope is being possessed
I should probably specify that I'm talking about the cardboard cutout used in Schlatt's vids and not the literal pope himself--
@@hyperspacesushi he is mad that he didn’t say a prayer
I have not watched yet but I hope they:
1) kicked charly
@henkdachief what did I do to you to warrant this :(
oh MY GOD AT 1:43 I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT CHARLIE BIT OFF ONE OF HIS FINGERS
SAME LMAO
Well, you can bite a finger off as easily as you could a carrot.
SAME BRUH
@@skyriver9525 that's actually true the only reason we don't do it is cause our brain goes how bout no and won't let us
@@DragonCrusherWave Yep.
So if you ever get kidnapped, bite off their finger. They will have a bite mark that will need to be looked at, and will match your dental records.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while haunting Schlatt’s house.
Nobody:
Charlie: don’t listen to this in the dark, don’t listen to this alone
Me: immediately turns off lights and sits in room alone ready for the story
Ted with a red light beaming on him makes him more menacing than normal. When the criminal incriminates themself without realizing it. Spooky.
Alternative Title: Ted, Schlatt and Charlie go through with a bit for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.
Fucking Bill
I haven't been jump scared by momo in my recommended for years... this is poggers
Yeah it feels to long
when???
@@egg5912 it’s in the thumbnail
Honestly forgot she existed
"We need a priest next episode" Next episode: "Hello Justaminx"
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while consuming an entire uncooked box of Kraft macaroni and cheese
another man of culture, i see. do you also include the milk and butter? if not, i highly suggest you try it. whip it together with the cheese powder like a nice dipping sauce.
C r o m c h
@@autopsyturvy no actually I dumb the box in a blender and drinking it like a dry smoothie
@@autopsyturvy what a truly horrendous image, thank you
@@mementomori1822 of course, always here to provide the funnies under the best paranormal podcast on UA-cam
At some point it's not a podcast anymore but a method acting show.
I mean, what's the difference really
Perfect podcast to listen whilst eating teabags
*snorting
@##max !! both are good
Eh i prefer voring
I personally chew coffee dregs
The ending where it's revealed that this episode is a prequel to the whole podcast was the last thing I expected
I really really loved this episode of the podcast. I think it was a good idea to make it so flexible so you can just do whatever ends up working instead of feeling too boxed in. This whole roleplay bit was really funny but just as enjoyable as when you guys just do stuff like talk about video games I was too young to know about.
I'm surprised they neglected to mention that the vast majority of all ghosts originate from this weird guy named Ted beating people to death
And the events of 99
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst eating a dozen of raw eggs
yuck!
@@Noah-rm1dx yum*
amen
@@woodsoul8489 amen.
Now that I’m grown I eat two dozen eggs
This is what it felt like watching the OJ trial
2:14 Schlatt's emphasis on the "e" had me pause for a moment.
i had to replay that like 3 times
i absolutely lost it when ted and charlie just started saying unus annus
I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN THE RESTROOM FOR 2 DAYS
Maybe the real ghosts were the friends we made along the way.
Maybe the real pokimane body pillow was the friends we made along the way
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while finding the ghost of Prince Philip
MUDTBIKBS whhyyy
when chuck started talking about his experience with the handyman i thought it was gonna go in a COMPLETELY different direction
There needs to be an episode of them reading all the ted slander in the comments its my favorite thing to read 😂😂😂😂
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while saying bloody Mary 3 times in the dark to in front of a mirror at around midnight with no one else around
Ted looks like a 50 year old divorced librarian at the beggining of the video
This is the best podcast to listen to while listening to the chuckle sandwich podcast
very true
@@ambersgoofballcorner epic username
@@rosiehodgson6168 thanks bestie
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being deprived from a sandwich for more than a week
This was the most confusing yet entertaining episode ever
This is the best podcast to hide from the sinister force that is Ted
this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst eating chewy cookies
E g g. Y o k e
Chewie cause they're fresh or cause of another reason?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my google meet class is muted on another tab
Ah yes, my favorite Halloween episode of Chuckle Sandwich
i n a p r i l
the moment when your dad asks you what you have been listening to the past months and you cant really explain it while schlatt is blinding himself with a flashlight
Chanting Unus Annus- I-
Unus Annus
Unus Annus
Unus Annus
Unus annus
unus annus....
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing paranormal activities
SOOF!!!!!!
@@rex-hg9wo JFJSJXJDX
Hello Soof! :)
@@cryptidstew7051 hi :D
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while cleaning up ghost spider piss
chuck randomly cutting into the conversation with stories is hilarious
Just discovered this through a sfm animation and I'm only 15 seconds in and absolutely hooked. Y'all bring a great energy, I love it.
The moment Ted and Charlie said unus annus... memento mori:_(
Momento mori my friend
momento mori :,)
memento mori
momento mori 🖤🤍
Memento mori, my friend. And always remember the buddy system 🖤🤍
I rlly don’t want them to quiet , they cure my depression
this just like middle schoolers tryna scare each other during a night out
oh god it's like when the power went out at a sleepover and we got scared thinking we saw the game master outside
If this is an improv podcast now, where each episode they pretend to be different characters with different backstories, I’m down for it.
its like when ever ted does a chant the world starts to end
FINALLY. I’m guessing the 3 day delay was ted fault :/