The Podcast is Falling Apart - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 11
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- Опубліковано 12 лип 2024
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On this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast, the boys talk about their understanding of the season of Easter, What they'd bring with them in a nuclear bunker, What texture of cookie is best, and finally, the GREAT SANDWICH DEBATE
Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
Edited by Scott: / scottposts
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
0:00 - Easter, Nuclear Bunkers
18:38 - The Great Cookie Debate
31:58 - Sponsor
33:57 - The Great Sandwich Debate - Комедії
I never thought that watching a grown man cry while two grown men shout about cookies could be this entertaining
I would like but it’s at a perfect 560
I haven't finished the episode yet but this brings me excitement
How could it not be?
this does sound like something Schlatt would get off too
How about now?
i have several reasons to believe that ted was loosely involved in the assassination of princess diana
John mulaney and Ted has price Diana taken out shlatt has the queen and prince Phillips
Schlatt was very involved in what happened in 1999
John Mulaney and Ted caused the death of prince phillip
He waa framed by John Mulaney
@@Mothkid_ and Schlatt knew it and tried to subtly call them out
I don’t feel loved to death, Ted.
Update, I feel loved to death, Ted.
well that's because listeners listening on UA-cam have the preconceived notion that they are loved
500th like, do you feel loved yet?
exactly, i’m still kicking and i wish it would stop.
@@maxboyden5209 we get a special bit that audio only listeners dont get, its an equal trade off
the first time ive ever seen schlatt be the quiet passive one while everyone else goes insane
Have you watched there goes hawaii
So let me get this straight. Schlatt will take being cancelled on twitter every few weeks, but when he gets brought into an argument about whether or not a cookie should be soft or crunchy, he breaks down emotionally?
the straw that broke the camel’s back XD
Yes
Listen we all have different priorities.
yup!
He gets cancelled for what? Lol
Im not on twitter so i dont know
Schlatt looked like he was crying continuously throughout the whole episode, 10/10
He looks like he had cat ears on 😺
he was 💔💔
i know how he feels
Apart from his advertising smile
@@tekharjt dude?
"THEN WHAT. IS. A SUB." Biggest mic drop of any podcast in history. Legendary
when was that?
@@jakeparrish9034 when they were arguing about if a hot dog is a sandwich. Ted said it
@@jakeparrish9034 42:41
Oh wtf this has 530 likes
@@papanut3305 a lot to actually do tht I can 🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫
Holy shit I'm ngl schlatts acting is reminiscent of not only a child being torn between two manipulative parents but also a criminally insane yet regretful convict being coaxed into admitting to his crime. 10/10 impressive
I love how Connor tries to blame the cat for eating all the cat treats
ikr like sure connor, suuuuuuure
What's next, he's gonna blame Jambo for all those pants he ate?
What are you implying
That’s what I have to do. My life is so hard
lmao yea
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while talking about schlatt predicting Prince Philips death
Wait oh shit. He really did didnt he
THIS SUMMER
Wait he did?
schladamus
@@timtaxevasion yep
Why does Schlatt during his cookie dough story sound like he’s confessing to a horrible crime
Especially considering Charlie’s tone of voice
I feel like each discussion on here is just basically: Introduce a topic, two members take opposing positions on said topic, each try and argue to try and get the third member to take their side
The third member is just trying to stop their parents fighting
basically the distractible podcast but with absolutely no structure , love it
schlatt goes fully out of character when he has his cat in his arms
he *melts*
Like a real cat man
The only time he ever does
he tries to take a bite out of it at 28:15
@@busterblock6295 he's sucking the life out of the cat
I melted when I saw
Ted and Charlie sounded like they were parents having a divorce and Schlatt is their unstable child that has breakdowns over the texture of cookies.
i am that child HDHN
That's exactly what it was
stop glimpsing into my childhood bruh
that was the bit...
it’s me, i’m the child
Why do I feel so legitimately bad for schlatt when he starts sobbing about the cookie
i’m watching this to fall asleep. I am closing my eyes listening and decide to open them and charlie just has an ENTIRE HEAD OF CAULIFLOWER
I listen to chuckle sandwich podcasts to fall asleep too and its like 2AM and I have to wake up for school at 7AM tmrw but how am I meant to sleep with WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUB in the background like bro
From this podcast I learned:
-Jesus mutated into rabbit
-Ted likes his tooth broken
-Charlie likes cookie goop
-Schlatt likes very big selfmade cookie
-lasagna is burger
Reading this before watching it was so fucking confusing
Lasagna is a sub
Don’t forget
-A sub is not a sandwich but a hot dog is
-Tates are a side dish
-Someone’s can kill themselves via infinite spaghettios
-There will be a future podcast episode featuring an imprisoned convict
Bunger
@@d00gz_ well i would argue that a sub/hot dog is a type of taco according to the Cube Rule
Seeing what Charlie is eating in each episode is like asking your pet what they have in their mouth while they desperately try to finish chewing.
LMAO
LMFAOAOOOOO
Guys I think this argument acted as the catalyst and finally broke them up...
28:13
Ted : *talking*
Schlatt : *PROCEEDS TO BITE HIS CAT*
Well his cat is soup
Ted's talkin?
yes i completely get that, i’ve bitten my cats before. it’s very guttural, that impulse
Let’s take a moment of silence for the fact that Ted literally implied that Jesus turned into Big Chungus
Bruh moment
He did not imply it. He said it
Always has been
Thank you The Spy from Team Fortress 2
Aight time to spy check. * pyro intensifies *
Pov: Your parents are about to get a divorce and you asked for a cookie.
Lmao this was true for me :,D
schlatt asked for a cookie
you are schlatt
That was the last straw for my parents.
As a third time seeing this episode. When Schlatt said "I'm crying" Charlie just said _"YOU LIKED THAT DIDN'T YOU?"_
This is still probably my favorite episode, cause seeing Charlie and Ted fucking scream, and Schlatt be the submissive and dare I say breedable one of this episode is such a peak dynamic.
Also like…
Teds mic drop with the “WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUB” was so fucking powerful and such a good point.
OMG FRR
This podcast was a fucking acid trip...
First Schlatt bringing the 10/10 acting skills
Then his cat bodying a bag of treats.
Then him cuddling with his cat
Where’s the cat timestamp? Lol.
@@draxbrady1535 starts at 25:59 (when connor comes in and the cat comes in after)
My Cat: will not eat anything not in her bowl
Schlatt's Cat: eats through the bag containing the treats
@@clownballing Thankie!!!!!!
Crap this actually got some likes.
Noice
You just lost the game ;)
Charlie saying "how about chunger" while holding a cauliflower like a glass of champagne is such a surreal sight
Timestamp pretty please???
@@AllisonEvergarden 6:34
Chunga*
Chunger 🐰
chunger
RIP to all the audio listeners who couldn’t get to see schlatt and jambo snuggling like two precious angels during the Great Cookie Debate
42:37
When the hero finally finds the villain's weakness.
Thank you, editor Kiio, for leaving in meaningless minutes of Schlatt basically suffocating the cat with hugs while Charlie and Ted were arguing. These were the best minutes of my life.
EDIT: it was actually editor Scott @Scottposts so thank him!!! (good job Ted on getting the description wrong 😑)
timestamp ? :)
@@swolehol 28:13
@@swolehol around 28:13
@@swolehol yo i think it was around 28:13
@@swolehol ay, i think it was like 28:13?
This podcast will only end once Charlie runs out of vegetables to eat.
Frr 💀🤚
good to know there'll be lots more episodes
You fool they'll start a new one where he eats fruits
@@butteryfellow The Chuckle Hotdog Podcast.
@@ovvvven i feel like they'd name it that just to start chaos
“We’ve ended world hunger and started world Chunger,” -Charlie Slimecicle, 2021
(8:31)
25:51
"They've got the crunch! They've got the munch! *Charlie you lose*!!!"
Alright, Willy Wonka. Chill my guy
GOOD DAY, SIR
I like how Ted’s story of easter now establishes Jesus of Nazareth as a furry and a cryptid
woah woah, who said the rabbit liked his existence? if anything i think it'd be very anti-anthropomorphic and would actively disavow anything that looks like it, knowing it too might share a sliver of the pain it feels
@@aarontheperson6867 sheesh
He forgot one bit though, when jesus was nailed to the cross, it was Ted who broke his hand
and brought back big chungus
And to be still walking the earth but entirely separated themselves from humanity, effectively abandoning us
I’m going to tell my kids these guys are the founding fathers.
@ultrafish Mt Rushmore, but not for long!
@@assertedone7363 i don’t listen to MOUNTAINS no offence
I only listen to the Beatles n shit y’know? REAL ROCK
Just wait til August 16
so you're teaching your kids history? cool
ted can be alexander hamilton
As a British person listening to this whole cookie debate I feel like the rest of the world may have the solution I believe that Charlie’s cookie is the correct version of a cookie as what ted is describing is what we call a biscuit which is typically a crispy/flat /hard “cookie” which for example is something along the lines of a McVities Rich Tea or Digestive, and these are the ones perfectly designed to dip into our cups of tea that go a little bit soggy as it absorbs any liquid you put it in which is how it goes softer like they were describing. Then a cookie in the way we over here would described it is a (well a perfect one) a chewy maybe a tiny bit gooey centre with about a 1cm crispy ish hard outer edge. A good example of this is (depending on which shop you go to is) Tesco’s Finest white chocolate and honeycomb cookies which are what I would call the perfect cookie.
This is the most British sounding thing I think I have ever said also I only drink iced tea which is like green tea now or I use to steal some of my Nanna’s to dip rich teas BISCUITS in and that was about 10 years ago now so I haven’t done that in a while :)
I thought he meant a crumbly and hard cookie
Fellow Brit, I would disagree. We still have things like Maryland cookies which are crunchy like Ted is describing, and Tesco has some finest cookies that are crunchy too. Although I do agree chewy is the best, like subway cookies.
@@gamblerofrats I personally would describe Maryland’s as biscuits. I haven’t the Tesco’s ones and the only one I can think of is Tesco’s shortbread which I would call a shortbread biscuit and the granola ones which I feel fall under a different category all together and I don’t really class a cookie as a “cookie” personally unless it’s not soft and goey on the centre. I also however very much agree that soft cookies are favourite puppy or in other words Elite and now I really want a subway or maybe even a dominos cookie but it’s 1:40am I don’t drive and there all shut 😂
I'm an American, and this is fucking confusing
I honestly didn't want to read the whole thing so I'm even more confused
Cookies are cookies
Biscuits aren't
I've never really liked biscuits tbh
K I'm gonna go cause I have to eat dinner rn
But I'm still confused
I fully read this, and I'm still confused
@@gamblerofrats Maryland cookies are disgusting tho they don’t deserve to be called cookies they’re way too hard
I love how Charlie out of nowhere just yelled 'My mom runs a bakery!!!' I almost choked on my drink.
Schlatt is like my parents in the beginning and Ted and charlie are me and my siblings pretending to be excited
Then the roles switch in the second part
I never thought I'd see Schlatt cry, especially not over an argument about chewy cookies.
I felt unprepared to not only see schlatt cry for the first time, but also have Ted acuse him of emotional manipulation and slimecicle ask him if "he liked it"
no better hill to die on friend
@@crisortiz6439 no I actually don’t :,(
@@radraccoon8521 yeah dw, not gonna judge, we're just following on the bit because it's funny, not much thought behind it
@@radraccoon8521 +, even if it's acted, it's still the first time sclatt's been recorded crying, and it's gonna be a the first time forever, which is really surreal
I have never whole-heartedly agreed with someone as strongly as I did with Charlie explaining that chewy cookies are better.
Bringing up the ship of theseus in a conversation about sandwiches is a vibe that i cant handle
Go work on es6 no more breaks for you todd
Who’s your favorite chuckle sandwich members?
-Schlatt
-Charlie
-Ted
Or the main characters:
-Connor
-jcat
-cups
- the pope
Ima go with the cups Conner came in carrying, those were CARRYING the episode.
connor and jcat
the pope without his head in frame is my fave
The cups .
Jcat
Ted and Charlie argue like parents going through a divorce and schlatt is like the child that gets caught in the cross fire
23:03
Like “yeah i agree but actually i dont but yea you’re right.”
@@ninaparsons4007 that is literally exactly how it feels when ur parents argue infront of you
@@drousypoet6741 yup
More accurately I feel like they’re two parents that SHOULD get a divorce but stay together “for the kids” but really just give the kids childhood trauma that they’re gonna need extensive therapy in the future.
I’ve never seen Charlie get so heated and shlatt cry it’s so funny
I'm going through fucking withdrawl where is my sammy
HE DID IT.
HE DID THE SMILE.
HE PULLED UP HIS WALLET AND SAID THE GOD DAMN CURSED LINES
"ALLOW ME TO FULFIL A CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION"
AND HE SMILED.
WHAT A VILLAIN.
WHAT A HERO.
WHAT A SCHLATT.
WHAT AN ALPHA.
Chad move
Schlatt is a verb now
TIMESTAMP?
I LOVE IT
I would have never guessed that these three would be in a fight...
never
Never ever
Neeever
who would’ve thought
@@starryu__ not me
Who would win that fight? No guns involved though, otherwise Schlatt would have triple advantage
Charlie is speedy, and is made of slime. His puns also grant him warlock-like powers
Ted has already broken the appendages of several members and guests of the chuckle sandwich podcast because (as we have established before) he is an absolute menace
And Schlatt has the power of the Pope at his disposal, as well as mastery of getting cancelled (specifically on Twitter-)
We need Danny Gonzalez as a guest
We need Danny Devito as a guest.
Good news
@@gray9766 lmao
where's my chuckle, i want my chuckle i *NEED* my chuckle
If SwaggerSouls just interrupted in the middle of the cookie debate out of nowhere and just said something like “What the fuck are you guys talking about” like he was there since #7 it would be fucking hilarious
The podcast does need someone that can tune out of the conversion and bring these nuts back to reality.
Swagger is still on the podcast, he just hasnt spoken in many episodes
@@cranknlesdesires best concept: its only every few episodes where he adds in a small quip, and no one ever acknowledges him or the fact that hes still there.
They need a soundboard they can press once per episode of one random guest saying one random line, used at any time
@@vibevizier6512 he’s just a guest and i’d hate it if he was on every episode
"We've ended world hunger, and we've started world Chunger."
WHERE IS MY VIDEO
ikr
WHERE IS IT
im toasted out of my mind and i audibly gasped when ted was like "riddle me this schlatt what the FUCK is a SUB!"
SAME
42:38 If any of you are wondering.
That legitimately blew my god damn mind
@@cyberslayer9098 same
@@rivirtue absolute legend
This is the perfect podcast to slip on a piece of bologna to
are you alright
This either means to fall by slipping on bologna or putting putting on bologna as clothing
i read this while watching the opening of the episode where schlatt says christ has risen too many times
nvm I slipped on a bologna as well
If the bologna is on the ground the world is an open faced bologna sandwich
In this podcast, I learned that Ted is truly a menace. No stable man proudly enjoys hard cookies and proclaims that a hotdog is a sandwich.
chuckle episode of sandwich where 🤔
That cookie argument was perfect, they were somehow both right and also both sounded like idiots.
I switched sides at least 4 times
You're correct in your assessment...But in this case Ted was more right than Charlie.
@@zerotwo6814
LISTEN HERE BUCKO
Pazookie.
Pizza cookie... topped with ice cream and eaten with a spoon. That is a soft cookie and it is the best. So therefore- gooey
@@okaysuredude_ Please understand, I said MORE right, not entirely right. There are some soft cookies that are better than many hard cookies, potentially what you mentioned being among them. However, hard cookies are overall better than soft cookies when talking about the bigger picture here.
@@zerotwo6814 Hold on a second I gotta nail my Schlatt in this.
*Muffled mental breakdown noises*
The barrier between schlatt and alex jones is getting thinner every day
delete your comment right now or i'll cry
@@audriemarie6853 ??
@@May-sy1uo legend has it they're still crying
both live in austin but ive yet to meet schlatt
@@catherinerees4814 so you’re implying you’ve met Alex?
jschlatt and his cat is such a nice duo im crying
this is the best podcast to wait for the next one to!
How the hell did we go from “how was your Easter?” To “ending world hunger to start world Chunger” to *chips ahoy cookies*
i like the idea of a prisoner guest talking on the podcast through the shitty prison phone like Bobby Shmurda lol
the slimecicle villain arc wasn’t a piece of chuckle sandwich lore i was prepared for
Well he is the only one who could do a villain arc because the other two are already villains
I don't know man didn't you see how he slaughtered those vegetables with his teeth?
The meat is revolting
No new episode? Panic
My brain is literally relapsing from having no new podcast episodes
I knew Ted was a bad guy, but now I fully believe he ate Tate’s cookies while invading Afghanistan.
tates cookies are top tier
Tates are the prime form of cookies
This episode feels like watching my dysfunctional family argue before going to an easter service.
dude if you’ll accept a burger as a sandwich, you have to accept a hotdog as a sandwich. i’d like to add btw, that in brazil hotdogs have a lot more crap in them, which definitely adds to the sandwich quality.
I honestly thought that today was saturday, since the new chuckle sammy episode didn't come out yet.
I just had that realisation.
Ted, Charlie and Schlatt all collectively forgetting that brownies exist is the highlight of my day
Agreed
is that what they were talking about ???? i really couldn’t figure out what they meant by that thing and them all having no clue what to call it haven’t finished podcast but just to lazy to come back and say ph i see the but or something
this is a year late but like... i dont feel like it's a brownie either ???
@@spacadet. On any boxes, it is specified as being a “chocolate wafer”
@@BT-rl3nt But wafers are too crunchy to define that thing. It's like a weird cakey thing...
They just gaslighted each other about what truly is a sandwich and how crispy should be a cookie, and you just got manipulated. Yes, I'm talking to you, my guy
the wait for a new podcast has begun. Hasn't been long, but the nerves are setting in. Slightly worried
“This podcast is falling apart” and then they don’t upload after it 👁👄👁
Ted was in the passion of the crunch, Charlie was in the passion of the goop and Schlatt was in the passion of the Christ
Omg lol
28:25
Seeing Schlatt, a man with such crazy content, such crazy ideas, an absolute maniac laughter, and a new yorker living in texas, there's something weirdly wholesome of seeing him cuddle with the cat..
And then cry while his parents argue and pressure him to take a side. Celebrities really are just like us huh
@@mellowish8195 HAHHAHA
30:00 and then he starts eating his cat
@@charlotte-qx4eh NONONO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THATS THE BEST THING People bite others or pets when they can’t express how much they love them ITS MY FAVORITE THING :DDDD ITS SO CUTE
@@aardwolf_0585 ikrr, its like the cutest way to show affection
Where the F U C K is my podcast???
Where is my sandwich
I’m pretty sure Ted has used the word “Nebulous” at least once every podcast
he’s hoping he gets the nickname Nebulous Tedulous
@@PiranhaSatan the nebulous t.e.d
he has so, he'll combust is he doesnt
@@wyattvillalobos4153 tedulous
I cant recall a single time this has happened having listened to every single episode, and despite this i dont doubt it for a second
I wonder how the audio listeners imagined Schlatt when he was crying.
Personally I imagined the little ram character crying
PLS I FELT SO BAD
Idk BUT NOW THAT IM WATCHING IT ILL SEE IT FOR MYSELF
I was truly not surprised 😂
I had a double take
guys... schatt loves that cat so much its so cute
your cringe
This sandwich argument was the straw the broke the camels back. The podcast is over.
Me: reads title
Schlatt: how was your Easter?
Me: oh so it’s a normal start cool
* reads the section *
*e a s t e r, n u c l e a r b u n k e r s*
n u c l e a r c h u n g e r s
That's funny
id like to believe that prince philip heard around 5 seconds of this podcast and THIS was his cause of death.
naw he ate a sour patch kid and couldn't handle it
@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 💀
@@flix9630 💀
@@vc4001 💀
@Amina Qunaj 💀
15:28 I am pretty sure he is talking about "Hard Time" by MDickie.
It's a bizarrely hilarious jail simulator, infact most of his games are bizarrely hilarious! I've had more fun playing his wrestling games then i'll ever have playing any of the current WWE 2K games.
boys, where are the CHUCKLES!!!!
schlatt hugging his cat is literally all i need in my life
Time stamp??
@@veenaseshadri5455 28:20
it was too cute. im not a pussy, but i will admit that a lone tear left my eye. Ppl who are soft around cats are my weakness
its so cute what-
Ted looks like if he takes off his glasses his nose will come off to
IM LAUGJING SO HARD AT THIS
Where.
This is one of my favorite chuckle sandwich podcast, I keep watching it over and over again when I'm doing random shit
Watching Ted and Charlie argue over which kind of Chip's Ahoy is better while Schlatt occasionally pipes in with his confusion is like watching a mother and father argue in divorce court while the child is still deciding which parent he wants to live with
In Today's Sandwhich: We have Jellybeans, Cookies, A Crusifix, Nuclear Warheads, another Sandwhich, and a head of cauliflower.
I never seen this *"cauliflower"* you speak of. Im sure you MUST be confused.
You’re forgetting the chungus
Don't forget about the Honey in the sandwich! Gotta get that sponsor in
The Chuckle Sammy editor knew what he was doing putting that whole clip of Schlatt and Jcat in
This whole cookie debate just sounds like they're debating gay, straight, and bisexual.
with how intense this episode got the timestamps feel like chapters in a history textbook
So today class we are learning about sponsor
39:26 "What if we did a trip to Italy"
Charlie lists 3 French foods (baguette, croissant, brioche)
and Schlatt lists 1 Italian food (prosciutto), none of which are a sandwich or a pasta dish.
how did they not think of panini?
Ok but where is today's podcast because I need to see my boys!
As a kid we would eat a piece of toast with basically beef stew on top: beef, gravy and canned mixed vegetables. We called it shit on a shingle which is apparently a different thing but man I loved that shit.
I am shocked that nobody brought up that Oreos are, in fact, both a Cookie and and Sandwich
No
God please no
stop
.....
Oh
This video used to named “Our biggest argument yet” and got changed because they did not feel confident enough that this would be their biggest argument.
i thought i was insane and read it wrong like the ranboo kin i am ( memory problems, tall, friends with short people )
Maybe the real sandwich were the friends we made along the way
This ep's title aged like milk tho
The way Jschlatt holds his cat shows you how much he loves that little gremlin...It’s adorable!