because he was too busy finding my location so he can hit me in the knee with a baseball bat, after that he fucked my parents, ted is such a bad person.
My math teacher is like 70 and talked for over an hour last class about "Zuckerberg's metaverse" and how the "singularity" is upon us. Funniest shit I ever heard
It’s true, Luke. I’m in that class, whole lot of variables. I’m also tired of how she makes us check work all the time. And I believed every second of it. I will be telling her.
I like to believe that those alien meters Scott gave them are real and Schlatt is consistently and constantly extremely close to just letting it all loose.
They are an amazing technology that has amazing uses, but im with "schlatt" here, its a shame that the most popular use is shitty ass clipart profile picture collections
@@virgurilla4084 it’s actively destroying the environment and reversing greenhouse gas emission progress. ngl, if people who bought nfts realized that they were now taxed and could receive a better piece of art if they commissioned a piece from an artist I feel like there’d be 58% less people obsessed with nfts
The moon planet Charlie was talking about was actually Unicron, he is technically not a decepticon but basically operates as one Sorry for the correction
my favorite part of the episode is when theyre talking about the fuck marry kill shit and schlatt is talking about marrying the vampire and refers to the vampire as a him and ted just goes "it could be a woman too" and schlatt just goes on as if he didn't say that lmao made me chuckle
Never really said how much I love how the intro music slowly fades in over their voices plays through the intro then it slowly fades into the background causing us to start focusing on their voices and it then fades all the way out. It’s really good. I enjoy it.
As much as I hate the fact that it seems Ted and Schlatt have actually interacted with NFT's, Charlie's hate for NFT's gives me hope that Chuckle Sandwich is redeemable.
Charlie’s last answer for the Ghost, Vampire, Werewolf is correct and here’s why: 1. Vampires are almost always hot which makes sense bc they’re immortal, so I’d imagine that would be pretty good 2. Ghosts have a lot of wisdom, they’re very old, and they can do fun spectral pranks. The marriage also lasts until after death do you part 3. You could say you killed a werewolf and that’s pretty sick
Ghost is the best choice for marriage because 1. Can't die 2. Fun ghost stuff \/(:/)\/ 3. When you die, you can still be with them because now you're a ghost too
it’s so funny that slime story is the exact opposite of an NFT: 1. You actually receive a physical object for your money 2. It HELPS the environment 3. The slimes don’t pain you to look at
i remember in a past chuckle cast ted mentioned the little scar on his nose that looks like a booger and now everytime i watch a new episode i instinctively look at it when i dont mean to.
This is like watching a conversation inside a temporal rift event where people suddenly age 60 years every other sentence and people barely acknowledge it.
this makes me realize something i never thought of. Schlatt has parents. for some reason i always imagined him as a standalone entity that was born from nothing, sent here with a purpose.
Schlatt became twice as old, and twice as mature, when he grew the mutton chops. It's like when Riker grew the beard after the first season or two of Star Trek TNG, he became a different person.
I love how it was never specified that the vampire, ghost, and werewolves were male Schlatt just assumed they were and everyone else just agreed they'd all be gay in this situation lmao
schlatt's brain is just too powerful, he thinks of things so beyond other people's capabilities that they see his ideas as absurd. remember the moving the earth thing? genius.
11:15 funny to hear them talking about the Beeple sale as a good part of NFTs when i think it was later revealed to be a plot between him and the seller to jack up the price of some coin that they both owned
I'm gonna say this, whenever they have a guest they always ask the question, "What part of the sandwich would you be?". If they ever make a nft it would be cool if it's just one part of a sandwich. Who wouldn't like a nft of a slice of ham
Ted, buddy, pal.
I'm gonna be honest here.
As an audio listener, I didn't feel very loved this week, much less to death.
because he was too busy finding my location so he can hit me in the knee with a baseball bat, after that he fucked my parents, ted is such a bad person.
Yeah fr the episode overlapped at 38
convert
38:38 you can tell schlatt was laughing at the thought of saying this most left field shit ever
Yo is schlatt an intruder???
@@kingofbears6999 holy shit I didn’t realize I was still logged in to this. fuck it
@@AlexxKister HAHA
@@AlexxKister Haha lmao. Keep up ur series bro, it's awesome 👍👍👍
@@AlexxKister LMAOOOO
As much as I loathe NFTs and any attention brought to them, watching Charlie become visibly unhinged as the conversation continued made me laugh a lot
Amogus 📮
I honestly love NFT’s being brought up for the sole purpose of absolutely shitting on them
@@AllegoricSiren it’s
Honestly I like nfts because the give an opportunity for dumb ass rich people to give their money to someone smart enough to scam them
Agreed
7:04 This never happened
Dont lie joshua.
Was it at least good head?
we stand in solidarity with you jawsh
HE IS LYING
I don’t believe you
My math teacher is like 70 and talked for over an hour last class about "Zuckerberg's metaverse" and how the "singularity" is upon us. Funniest shit I ever heard
It’s true, Luke. I’m in that class, whole lot of variables. I’m also tired of how she makes us check work all the time. And I believed every second of it. I will be telling her.
@@nan2339 I think you have a different teacher..mines a he
@@nan2339 but that's funny
Same here luke i think we have the same teacher and go to the same school together. I also live inside ur walls.
Luke I think I’m in your class. I sit two seats over from you. He doesn’t even teach us math 50% of the time
Charlie's "Have you guys heard of the Great Filter?" after hearing about a $300,00 NFT made me fucking WHEEZE
Best part of the episode lmfao
its funny if you dont know the what it is. Its even FUNNIER if you know what its about
yoooooo ani
Charlie never fails to have the most flawless transitions into jokes no one would think about. this is one of my favorites of all time honestly
This humanizes Schlatt in such a brilliant way if you're used to him Godzilla stomping over everyone on a twitch stream
I believe you mean “schlatt”
Who are you talking about? Do you mean "schlatt?"
this podcast has a way to make people Google things
Omicron
Cause they don’t use graphics lol
Don't Google Mr Hands
they gave schlatt
@@forgettablevendetta3666 it was quite an arousing read not gonna lie
I like to believe that those alien meters Scott gave them are real and Schlatt is consistently and constantly extremely close to just letting it all loose.
Yeah I bet he's always extremely close because of the alien
@@Lyquaria “schlatt” is just on a cliff
I loved it when Charlie Slimcicle said "My cockthrough rate" and "Schlatt" laughed at it
I am Ted please explain
@@lovesiccat I agree with casca, I am also Ted, pls explain
@@guy6074 Hello fellow struggler
@@guy6074 I agree with guy, I am also Ted please explain.
@@based9671 I also happen to be Ted, and I would like an explanation
I genuinely hope NFTs crash harder than the American economy during the great depression. I'm so sick of hearing about them.
They are an amazing technology that has amazing uses, but im with "schlatt" here, its a shame that the most popular use is shitty ass clipart profile picture collections
@@virgurilla4084 it’s actively destroying the environment and reversing greenhouse gas emission progress.
ngl, if people who bought nfts realized that they were now taxed and could receive a better piece of art if they commissioned a piece from an artist I feel like there’d be 58% less people obsessed with nfts
I agree man. After all this time I still don't see any value in buying them either. No way it's going to last.
they're going to, there's no other direction they can go but down
@@virgurilla4084 ‘amazing uses’ ends up being used for weird shit like money laundering and scams 👍
Charlie’s in his “the industrial revolution and its consequences” arc right now
Romantic poets during the industrial revolution be like
@@avian1 currently witnessing man made horrors beyond my comprehension
Off topic… love the username 🥶🥶
this will greatly affect the trout population
great to see “Schlatt” care about the “environment” and take more steps to “save” “it”
""save""
I "love" the "use" "of" "quotation" "marks"
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This "Schlatt" guy is really werid
@@camilela7535 nobody cares, please leave this platform...
“Schlatt”’s heated rant about NFTs added YEARS to my life
You actually took away "schlatts" years, aging him further. I can't believe that some "people" would do this.
@@s0urdust truly disgusting, isn't it?
Lmao that wouldn't be the first time I absorbed someone's life force
Why's you put his name in quotation marks?
girl wdym? He said "schlatt" normally
When some random kid at a birthday party named "Schlatt" comes up to you and says "Do you think aliens have visual meter?" then runs away
With the “plant a tree for every slime story plushie bought”, I can officially say that Slime Story is the exact opposite of an NFT.
i gotta say, every time the clip of Ted spinning the knife comes up, I'm both impressed and terrified.
the fact that slime was wearing a hoodie makes me more scared then anything else this podcast has ever produced
Yea that was terrifying
Schlage should make NFTs of him just staring at the camera in different locations
how about nft's of all the schlag drawings from jackbox
Schlage
Schlage
Schlage
"Schlage"
The moon planet Charlie was talking about was actually Unicron, he is technically not a decepticon but basically operates as one
Sorry for the correction
Yes, that’s all I was thinkin
also not the moon but the earth instead
Old guys
Schlatt: deaf
Ted: schizo
Charlie:old man trying to use technology
my favorite part of the episode is when theyre talking about the fuck marry kill shit and schlatt is talking about marrying the vampire and refers to the vampire as a him and ted just goes "it could be a woman too" and schlatt just goes on as if he didn't say that lmao made me chuckle
I feel like I’ve learned that whenever one of Schlatt’s jokes don’t land, he just genuinely doesn’t know how to turn the crowd so he just… doesn’t
Never really said how much I love how the intro music slowly fades in over their voices plays through the intro then it slowly fades into the background causing us to start focusing on their voices and it then fades all the way out. It’s really good. I enjoy it.
As much as I hate the fact that it seems Ted and Schlatt have actually interacted with NFT's, Charlie's hate for NFT's gives me hope that Chuckle Sandwich is redeemable.
Charlie had the best answer
Ghost marriage is respectable and vampires are usually quite charming
Charlie’s last answer for the Ghost, Vampire, Werewolf is correct and here’s why:
1. Vampires are almost always hot which makes sense bc they’re immortal, so I’d imagine that would be pretty good
2. Ghosts have a lot of wisdom, they’re very old, and they can do fun spectral pranks. The marriage also lasts until after death do you part
3. You could say you killed a werewolf and that’s pretty sick
Ghost is the best choice for marriage because
1. Can't die
2. Fun ghost stuff \/(:/)\/
3. When you die, you can still be with them because now you're a ghost too
They should invite Jerma for the next episode
I love how Charlie is always hysterical when schlatt says something remotely funny.
I feel like it’s the other way around.
Who is this Schlatt?
@@stratford1 maybe
@@TheGardiner "Schlatt"
I liked when Charlie said that thing and Schlatt laughed at it
it’s so funny that slime story is the exact opposite of an NFT:
1. You actually receive a physical object for your money
2. It HELPS the environment
3. The slimes don’t pain you to look at
This was my first episode, so my first experience with the podcast was "Do you think aliens have a visual meter?"
about accurate
It was cool to see "schlat" and Charlie wearing hats.
i remember in a past chuckle cast ted mentioned the little scar on his nose that looks like a booger and now everytime i watch a new episode i instinctively look at it when i dont mean to.
When the masked singer made NFT’s, I almost started crying cuz I was so upset that they did something so useless.
This is like watching a conversation inside a temporal rift event where people suddenly age 60 years every other sentence and people barely acknowledge it.
i could feel the brain cells trickling out of my head at the alien meter question
this makes me realize something i never thought of.
Schlatt has parents.
for some reason i always imagined him as a standalone entity that was born from nothing, sent here with a purpose.
"do you think aliens have a visual meter" when Schlatt said that I just assumed I was out of the loop on something but no
I was thinking he said meater and was talkin bout alien dong
this is the perfect podcast i can listen to over a muted episode of breaking bad!
You guys should make a channel called Knuckle Sandwich where you just beat the shit out of each other LMAO
This is easily one of the podcasts, ever!
The 20 minutes after the visual meter joke was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lmao
You know “schlatt” is old when he falls for scams, like NFTs
Schlatt became twice as old, and twice as mature, when he grew the mutton chops. It's like when Riker grew the beard after the first season or two of Star Trek TNG, he became a different person.
I absolutely love these guys. Whenever I’m feeling down I play one of their videos and their banter always cheers me up❤️
This whole nft situation just keeps getting more and more depressing the more time goes on
Ever read the article "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" I feel like the chuckle boys would get a kick out of that beauty
I’m about to screen shot this whole podcast so I can own it.
Literally uploaded minutes before I gave up looking for a podcast and started going to bed, absolute legends.
"people just dont bust Charlie he has to be jreking you off"
"oh that's true"
I can’t believe that “schlatt” would “invest” in “nfts”
Guys I'm starting to think dad isn't coming back from getting cigarettes
Of course, "schlatt' would buy NFT's- after all "he's" is an incredibly successful "business man" with his "crypto currency"
godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
Hwat
Sentences are TIGHT
“Schlatt” has an rgb hat that changes colors once in a while. It’s usually turned off so that’s why it’s black most of the time
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching the NFT animated tv series
Charlie is a mood- I don't care about money I just want to be fulfilled and happy
Dating a ghost sounds fun until you realize that its just bizly behind the door!
this is a 10/10 ep. the loose chaos is perfect for late night shifts :)) keep it up boys
As an abduction survivor I can confirm that aliens have a visual meter.
Lol
first 3 and a half minutes of the podcast schlatt is deaf and ted has dementia. this is already looking like the new favorite puppy episode
tbh i did not expect schlatt to actually own nfts, I thought the screenshots were photoshopped until I searched it up on the websites 💀
charlie looks very fashionable today with his SLIMCICLE™️ SLIME STORY™️ dad hat
This is a great podcast to watch while going through immense mental and emotional trauma
i like when charlie said that thing and schlatt laughed at it
I didn't know I wanted Charlie's merch until I saw him wearing it. It looks so comfy
I love the whole alien UI conversation because the discussion revolves around the UI in the sight of a fictional creature who famously has no eyes
Big sad, its been 13 days without Chuckle Sandwich episodes. Not favorite puppy.
I am not goosing rn
Not favorite puppy
I love when the video ends with the whole podcast careening into chaos
I haven’t chuckled in 2 weeks, please help
id just like to say that i love the slime story merch because you cant even tell its youtuber kind of stuff which i love
every time charlie gets cut off an angel dies
That bewildered "WHHHHAAAAAAAATTT" by charlie reminded me why I'm alive.
30 seconds in and this episode is already favorite puppy
alien visual meter from NFT metaverse be like “wanna break from the ads?”
I love how it was never specified that the vampire, ghost, and werewolves were male Schlatt just assumed they were and everyone else just agreed they'd all be gay in this situation lmao
Ted: I would shoot a person
Schlatt: i concur
Charlie: visible confusion
31:45
As a long time listener of 4 weeks, I must say I am deeply insulted that I was not welcomed back to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast
Chuckle sandwich genuinely has my favorite intro of any youtube channel ever
I can’t wait for next Chuckle week, so I can see a sandwich on the menu behind them called “Visual Meat-er”
Charlie's decent into madness is the best part of this episode.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to when I screenshot nfts
2 chuckles in one week? Im goosin for a third
HOW MAY I CHUCKLE WITHOUT THE SANDWHICH POSTIN. “Jshart” save us.
I have barley watched any of this video and I can already say that this is very favorite puppy
schlatt's brain is just too powerful, he thinks of things so beyond other people's capabilities that they see his ideas as absurd. remember the moving the earth thing? genius.
37:20 scott this clip had me laughing for about two minutes thank you for this
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while buying my dilapidaTED nfts
my uncle died yesterday and these podcasts are helping me cope :)
"Schlatt" appears a little more "decrepit" than usual in this "episode."
11:15 funny to hear them talking about the Beeple sale as a good part of NFTs when i think it was later revealed to be a plot between him and the seller to jack up the price of some coin that they both owned
I could steal “Schlatt’s” empire with one press of a button.
Get the mouse ready, "Schlatt" can't stop us all.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars on NFTs
I'm gonna say this, whenever they have a guest they always ask the question, "What part of the sandwich would you be?". If they ever make a nft it would be cool if it's just one part of a sandwich. Who wouldn't like a nft of a slice of ham
So excited for the return of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast today 👍
Its so difficult to comprehend that schlatt is like 21 or 22
I like when all three talk at the same time. Its music to my ears 😍😍😍
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while looking at an alien with a visual meter
love the subtle reverb on charlies voice in this one.
I gotta be honest it was hard to get through this episode with Ted saying “dilapitated” instead of “dilapidated” the whole time