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BLOOD 2: THE NIGHTMARE LEVELS - BUTCHERY LOVES COMPANY

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2018
  • Civvie plays the Blood series' swan song, The Nightmare Levels, and he doesn't enjoy it... but unfathomable terrors await him beyond the nightmare.
    / civvie11
    Twitter: / civvie11
    E-Mail: civvie11@gmail.com
    Music:
    HOVATOFF - Cavern
    Yung Logos - Tomb Raider
    roljui - Window Demons
    Carny's Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommon...)
    Source: / carnys-dance
    Artist: incompetech.com/

КОМЕНТАРІ • 553

  • @StapledSquirrel
    @StapledSquirrel 3 роки тому +484

    This game is so disconnected from blood that when you brought up cultists I actually thought “oh that reminds me of blood”

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Рік тому +49

      Feels like they threw that in because it's the most iconic part of the original Blood and they're desperate to remind you of it.

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 2 роки тому +157

    I will say that even though it's janky as all dancing fuck, Caleb jumping up into the final boss to knife it to death from the inside is the most in character thing I saw him do in this entire video.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Рік тому +14

      It's funny cause that's the best way to actually kill the final boss as well.

    • @jdogman420
      @jdogman420 8 місяців тому +3

      Duke craps down their necks, wang eats them and Caleb goes inside and cuts his way back out definitely fitting

    • @stevenhenry9605
      @stevenhenry9605 5 місяців тому +2

      Well, I mean, that is how you beat the final boss in the original Quake, so...

  • @franthehonest-eyes4883
    @franthehonest-eyes4883 3 роки тому +242

    9:17
    -Don't forget to give the portal that spinning animation.
    -No problem, I know what you mean.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +14

      Hahaha it's like sonic the hedgehog ring.

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 5 років тому +373

    "Unemployment didn't cover evil cultists back then"
    But it does now? Where do I sign to become one?

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 4 роки тому +35

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_new_religious_movements
      there you go

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +32

      So long as you’re a registered member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent you’re all good

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 2 роки тому

      Evil Corp.

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 2 роки тому +8

      Oh damn it, I signed for the Calamitous Guild of Evil Intent.

    • @ComputermasterDMC
      @ComputermasterDMC 2 роки тому +8

      Register as a Republican.

  • @Wounded_Kitten
    @Wounded_Kitten 6 років тому +1399

    I'm surprised you never pointed out that Caleb has two right hands when you dual wield shotguns.

    • @Civvie11
      @Civvie11  6 років тому +673

      I read about that before but whenever I looked for footage of it the weapon model was too low to see the hands. It's probably in there somewhere.

    • @Wounded_Kitten
      @Wounded_Kitten 6 років тому +225

      @Civvie 11 you can see it when you reload

    • @Civvie11
      @Civvie11  6 років тому +595

      Ah I see it now. God that skin on the hand is terrible.

    • @BackPalSA
      @BackPalSA 5 років тому +190

      For anyone in the future looking for it, I found it at 7:41 @@Civvie11

    • @VenusHeadTrap2
      @VenusHeadTrap2 4 роки тому +14

      It's only on screen for half a second when reloading

  • @dadude001
    @dadude001 4 роки тому +84

    Hearing Ishmael say “Would you please pass the weenies?” had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

    • @SpookieD00kie
      @SpookieD00kie 7 місяців тому +2

      Never thought I hear the Gman say such a thing

  • @mechkarras
    @mechkarras 6 років тому +197

    I'd rather smash my small toe in a sliding glass door than go through the opening puzzles of Starship Titanic, so I can't wait to see your feelings on them.

  • @acydneon
    @acydneon 5 років тому +745

    Wait, didn't Ophelia's supposed sorrority days happen before she joined the Cabal, so in the 19th century? Because the levels look awfully modern, you know, with all the computers and stuff

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 5 років тому +138

      Also the conditioners outside

    • @gdaws6160
      @gdaws6160 5 років тому +108

      Wow inconsistency in the map...ITS RAW

    • @ReptileViking
      @ReptileViking 5 років тому +132

      I have a theory for what they were going for; with the singularities, the character changes and Caleb's supposed new magic powers. These aren't necessarily Caleb's Chosen from the 1920's, they're alternate universe versions that Caleb inadvertently summoned and put the souls of his friends into. So Ophelia is from a more modern universe, Gabriella is from a sex-swap universe, Ishmael... I dunno, nothing stands out. I assume if they had more time or cared at this point they'd have expanded on all that?

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 5 років тому +75

      And let's not even go into the history of when women were allowed into university, the founding of the first real sorority, or the fact you still wouldn't be able to fill a house of scantily-clad, bleached-blond bimbos in 19th century Texas or wherever Ophelia went to university. Because those things all carried prison sentences in those days.

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT 4 роки тому +57

      @@ReptileViking The sad thing is that you thought of it harder than the writers did.

  • @courperationX
    @courperationX 5 років тому +626

    "As zombies are prone to do though: They gravitated towards the largest concentration of defenseless and scantily clad women."
    Not gonna lie, that was kinda funny.

    • @brpadington
      @brpadington 5 років тому +32

      That was pretty great. Lol

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 3 роки тому +21

      Overall the story was awful. But there are gems. That’s one of them.

    • @courperationX
      @courperationX 3 роки тому +11

      @roy dabral Pretty sure it was. I mean I'm no expert on my own feelings, but I'm fairly certain at least.

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 3 роки тому +57

    In the wise words of OG Blood Caleb
    “This is extraordinary bad”

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 5 років тому +928

    So Caleb goes and murders a dark god for his dead girlfriend in the first game, and now his dead girlfriend is concerned that he'll be upset at her for being in a sorority.
    What planet did these writers live on?

    • @ThumperMinerUnion
      @ThumperMinerUnion 4 роки тому +70

      Sounds like they didn't have enough cash to correct that, games that have a limited budget can have... issues.

    • @TheGhostbusterfan
      @TheGhostbusterfan 4 роки тому +42

      @@ThumperMinerUnion Like writing a decent story.

    • @achu-7941
      @achu-7941 4 роки тому +66

      @@ThumperMinerUnion
      like being a competent writer? The story of Blood 2 was a mangled mess from the start once they started going the "haha, very quirky and whacky cyber-esk dystopian universe owo" route. Lack of budget doesn't translate to bad writing trough out the whole game, even if the game was properly developed from the get go without obstacles, it would fold on itself thanks to its mediocre story telling that tries to mimic the wackyness of early to late 90's cartoons from Cartoon Network and failing miserably at it, let alone also developing their game on their homebrewed quirky and janky Engine. They wanted to go that route from the get go, it would of failed the other way as well just because of that narration route they chose and the jankyness of their early iteration of LithTech Engine alone.

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 4 роки тому +75

      in fairness, i don't think she's worried about Caleb not approving as much as him making fun of her over it for all eternity. Which is exactly what happens and I'm okay with it.

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 4 роки тому +54

      @@achu-7941 I think the problem with the writing is that its all place-holder bullshit they had to strap together after their first few builds collapsed. So at that point they realized they had no time to finish it properly, so they just stopped giving a shit aboutt the writing.

  • @Luktom100
    @Luktom100 5 років тому +233

    You know, there's a mod, for Blood 2, called Blood 2 Extra Crispy. Its basically a fix for all the gamebreaking bugs. It polishes up the gameplay and reworks a lot of thing. Its pretty massive, but finally Blood 2 feels complete with this mod.

    • @HoboVibingToMusic
      @HoboVibingToMusic 5 років тому +53

      Sucksk that it's a mod. But better that than nothing / FUCKING RAW game

    • @pyoxydoge2566
      @pyoxydoge2566 5 років тому +85

      When your game gets fixed by some random people on the internet you have really fucked up at making a game.

    • @pyoxydoge2566
      @pyoxydoge2566 5 років тому +53

      Yeah, but those times are over thanks to Fallout 76.

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 5 років тому +16

      But does it fix the RNG damage

    • @heyyitsultima
      @heyyitsultima 5 років тому +52

      @@pyoxydoge2566 Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines is considered to be a masterpiece but it is a broken shitty experience if you don't use unofficial fan patches as well. It has a good story, sure, but the amount of broken shit just ruins the game.

  • @Kazmahu
    @Kazmahu 5 років тому +52

    Now I've noticed it I can't get over the fact that Ophelia is voiced by the UT2004 announcer voice.

  • @SirRigbyBaconKaiser
    @SirRigbyBaconKaiser 5 років тому +326

    >JoJo's big adventure.
    >Monolith, the guys who brought us SHOGO: Armored Division (A game that was heavily inspired by Anime/Manga's)
    This has to be a "subtle" nod at JoJo's bizarre adventure.

    • @gonzalot.605
      @gonzalot.605 5 років тому +91

      In Blood 1, before the final boss battle with Chernobog, Caleb says: *''Fool, you already dead..!''*
      This could be a reference to Kenshiro's iconic catchphrase from Fist of the north star.

    • @ThroneOfSalt
      @ThroneOfSalt 5 років тому +59

      @Senhor Samurai you gonna comment that on every comment that mentions it?

    • @bravo075
      @bravo075 5 років тому +51

      @@ThroneOfSalt He's a sad man that has no love in his life, so he only gets joy from insulting stuff that other people like.

    • @666Babouin
      @666Babouin 5 років тому +16

      I always thought it was a reference to Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 5 років тому +11

      @@666Babouin Pee-Wee's big adventure is a referense to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. So is Jojo's Circus. s/

  • @Deist
    @Deist 5 років тому +891

    I'm actually upset for the lack of the Gordan Ramsay clip

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 5 років тому +37

    It was all worth it to hear, "Please pass the weenies," in that voice.

  • @katiacritten9975
    @katiacritten9975 6 років тому +416

    I've said it before, I'll say it again. Any day with a Civvie Vid is a good day

    • @naivejulian9532
      @naivejulian9532 5 років тому +5

      this is true, thanks civvie

    • @pauliegualtieri9372
      @pauliegualtieri9372 5 років тому +6

      Guy just makes quality videos, honestly.

    • @shadowreaper01
      @shadowreaper01 2 роки тому

      totally true civvie11's vids are cool and funny and intrestimg but at rhe end of all it makes ur day better

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor 2 роки тому

      I'm wondering, considering this is a rare hearted post by Civvie, and the user's name, that this may be the actual Katie in the wild

  • @Digijester
    @Digijester 3 роки тому +14

    18:09 There's a good chance those ammo boxes are missing because mobs picked them up. Yeah, enemies can interact with pickups, apparently. Like most things Blood 2, it's inconsistent and hard to replicate, but I'm pretty sure *all* enemies are able to "pick up" *any* ammo. Non-humanoid monsters including.
    tl;dr shikari probably stole the bullets

  • @Cowables
    @Cowables 6 років тому +187

    your channel is so undersubscribed. keep up the great work

  • @TenbatsuSaigetsu
    @TenbatsuSaigetsu 6 років тому +122

    I've gotta say man, I really appreciate your work. Your editing and scripting is top notch, I've yet to see a video from you that's less than excellent (yes, you made even Bad Day L.A. entertaining). You clearly put a lot of love into these videos and I hope you continue to do so, it's a joy to watch them.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Рік тому +13

    To be fair, someone built a castle on top of three other castles that sank into a swamp, and it seemed like a good idea

  • @ZigealFaust
    @ZigealFaust 5 років тому +207

    𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙐𝙨𝙚𝙧: Jojo
    𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙: Rawhide
    Allows its user to access a 4th dimensional pocket with limited space. Upon death Rawhide consumes it's user and transports them back in time to a state when they still were alive.

    • @Artman2004
      @Artman2004 5 років тому +20

      RAWhide

    • @dylanpelo
      @dylanpelo 5 років тому +21

      It sounds like a mix between SCP-106 and JoJo. I like it.

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 4 роки тому +16

      You could even call it "Killer Cream".

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 роки тому +3

      @@D8W2P4 Was confused and realized it basically would be Cream X Bites Za Dusto.
      Was more just giving the stand user "video game" powers of hammerspace inventory and quicksave/quickloads.

  • @oddluck4180
    @oddluck4180 6 років тому +40

    Well, this series did one thing. It makes me want to play Blood 1.

  • @NicholasBrakespear
    @NicholasBrakespear 5 років тому +134

    Imagine a Build engine Blood successor that ignores all this crap, and has Caleb hopping through portals to different dimensions like an ultra violent version of Sliders meets HP Lovecraft... and at one point, you show up in a Stranger Things rip-off, fighting your way through the upside down version of the school, and later you fight your way through recreations of sitcom sets replete with an inappropriate and eerie laugh track when you kill stuff.

    • @petatersandgravye2n
      @petatersandgravye2n 3 роки тому +27

      GOD, that would be so in-line with Blood's style.

    • @pnastysavage5510
      @pnastysavage5510 3 роки тому +3

      Yes !

    • @kinggimpy
      @kinggimpy 3 роки тому +4

      Well theoretically if someone knew how and had the time couldn't they just make this as a campaign and give it away for free?

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 2 роки тому +1

      So, Death wish.

    • @richardg8376
      @richardg8376 2 роки тому +11

      @@kinggimpy
      The build engine is difficult to work with because it was hacked together by a teenager, so it breaks every rule of programming, like "don't call your functions and variables unhelpful names like DoStuff and x1, x2 etc".
      I'd enjoy a spiritual successor in a modern engine like UE4 or Unity though, either with modern graphical styles or a pseudo 2.5D style.

  • @Kallisti3
    @Kallisti3 6 років тому +92

    The things a man will do to unlock his Steam account...or play a Gordon Ramsey clip.

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 4 роки тому +20

    10:39 - All the air conditioners in my house are mounted directly into the walls. But these models look like they're half in the wall and half in the window. _That,_ I've never seen.

  • @RainBowChild4
    @RainBowChild4 5 років тому +13

    In the games defense, a fireball would probably pass through a hedge...

  • @kenmoretoast
    @kenmoretoast 3 роки тому +6

    I adore the way you intersperse the commentary with little asides about being in some kind of high-tech prison. It's like MST3K but the timing is way better and the skits never overstay their welcome.

  • @dragonhunter4592
    @dragonhunter4592 5 років тому +100

    You know what would have been a good twist for Ophelia? Instead of being a Sorority Girl she could have been an ex-nun who was contacted by Chernabog, joining the cult after a vision of her future- should have have even been told to seek out Caleb and have him join The Cabal.

    • @milanesorabioso4337
      @milanesorabioso4337 3 роки тому +5

      I like the Ophelia being a nun thing, but if I remember correctly she was married and had a son before meeting Caleb. Both were killed by the Cabal tho.

    • @Officerdown76
      @Officerdown76 2 роки тому +7

      @@milanesorabioso4337 what if she was raised in nun ran orphanage and became a nun in her late teens or early twenties. Then a she left the church after a affair with her ex husband which caused the church to excommunicate her and strip her of her title. whom she married the man and had a child with him only for the cabal to destroy the homestead and killed her husband and son.

  • @greengamma569
    @greengamma569 4 роки тому +34

    It’s pretty sad. The foundations of a great game are clearly visible. You can tell blood 2 would’ve been amazing if monolith had gotten the time they needed

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 2 роки тому +11

      I do not see the foundations of a great game here. Everything is something I don't want in a game. From Caleb to the horrible glass eating gameplay I hate.

  • @ThatIrritatingGuy
    @ThatIrritatingGuy 3 роки тому +4

    9:18
    Employee: we don't have the budget to animate this portal texture
    Boss: just make it spin around so it looks animated

  • @corhellion
    @corhellion 5 років тому +17

    If Ophelia sounds familiar... her voice actress is in pretty much everything, but Unreal Tournament really stands out as where I recognized her from. Also... WHY THE HELL IS GABRIELLA SO DAMN HUGE. She's like twice the size of the other Chosen it looks like @12:43 !

  • @aboxofphotons
    @aboxofphotons 5 років тому +82

    That woman sounds like her voice actor is windows text to speech.

  • @Slaxbox
    @Slaxbox 6 років тому +54

    Are you sure this isn't some kind of time traveling map pack for Postal 2?
    I mean, a map pack that travels through time. And... merges with other... games. Yeah. That's it.

  • @thisdudegotreal
    @thisdudegotreal 5 років тому +29

    They sold the company so they couldn't be sued by Monolith either it's sick

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 5 років тому +81

    This game is so broken a guy should be allowed to patch everything and fix it then sell it them selves

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 5 років тому +28

      Apparently there's already a mod that fixes a lot if the issues. Thank god for modders.

  • @DJPeterJames
    @DJPeterJames 4 роки тому +7

    You know why your good. Because you know that when you see an issue you know that no amount of blood, sweat and tears goes into a product. Sometimes the bosses are to blame.

  • @mariodrv
    @mariodrv 3 роки тому +8

    I loved the graphics, design and atmosphere in Blood 2, it had great potential.

    • @Satchel_Charge__
      @Satchel_Charge__ 3 роки тому +9

      Yes. I will forever be sad that Monolith weren't given more time to finish Shogo and Blood 2.

    • @johnshea7871
      @johnshea7871 Рік тому +2

      @@Satchel_Charge__ all because Infogrames was buying out GT who had full rights to Blood and they wanted it out in 11 months

  • @Upsetkiller456
    @Upsetkiller456 4 роки тому +14

    THE TEMPTATION FOR THE JOJO MEME IS STRONG.

  • @rogercheetoofficial
    @rogercheetoofficial 5 років тому +46

    JoJo's Big Adventure is my favourite anime

    • @armydude102
      @armydude102 4 роки тому +19

      @Senhor Samurai The guy who spent five months on one video spazzing out about JoJo doesn't care. Okay bud.

  • @shaqm0bile
    @shaqm0bile 3 роки тому +4

    I knew it! Ishmael is voiced by Michael Shapiro (Barney and Gman from Half Life).

  • @hollenhammer
    @hollenhammer 3 роки тому +4

    glad to get confirmation 15 years after i tried to play this series and lasted 20 minutes that my time was better spent not beating my head against this wall

  • @intern-net8549
    @intern-net8549 6 років тому +27

    YEAH CIVVE IS DOING A POINT AND CLICK

  • @acrab6527
    @acrab6527 2 роки тому +3

    Ah, Starship Titanic. I loved that game right up to the unsolvable final puzzle.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому

      If it was unsolvable you probably fucked yourself hours before you ever got to that puzzle and didn't know about it. Fuckin graphic adventures are sadistic with that shit.

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 4 роки тому +7

    You know, it's somehow a little bit pleasing seeing you suffer in this game, Civvie

  • @GeorgeTsiros
    @GeorgeTsiros 3 роки тому +4

    #5:08 getting strong The Dark Tower vibes from that scenery

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Рік тому +9

    What should have happened was Caleb, overcome with the eternal yet miserable existence is a rather boring one, so he ends up finding a way to put himself to rest, in doing so releasing the power he had harbored after all the murder of cultists, zombies, spiders, zealots, and a fucking demon lord and ends up reviving the other three Chosen (hence the title of Chosen). You play through each of the characters as they try to find out why they've come back, Ishmael has the answers for that and explains they have to revive Caleb because his being is necessary to defeating an ancient evil that controlled even Tchernobog. Gabriel turns into Gabriella as his body had been devoured by spiders (and his heart seems to have disappeared, I wonder where that went Caleb) his soul gets sucked into a woman's body that the cultists bad been cybernetically enhancing to deal with Caleb and so Gabriel's soul is trapped in this body with the woman's soul (conveniently named Gabriella because you can do this sorta thing when you're a shitter in UA-cam comment sections) but have a general understanding to work with one another for the greater good. So they go through all this trivial matter, resurrect Caleb, he handles the boss which opens a rift to this expansion.
    It starts with Caleb having chosen to be a gunslinger because his family had been attacked by bandits (which were cultists pushing him towards the cult later) where in the end, he meets Ophelia and she brings him to the cult leading to the events of the first Blood and why he's the man we love in the series.
    Ophelia's nightmare is after being grabbed, she manages to narrowly escape with her life before being caught again and crucified this time where Caleb finds her and fights that demon.
    Ishmael relives the hell of being trained in dark magic and fighting countless hordes they sent at him, make the magical powers he has worth something.
    And Gabriella (because Gabriel would be more of the same) explains why they chose her to be enhanced by cultists.
    Disclaimer: this adds nothing

  • @Hobojoe4464
    @Hobojoe4464 2 роки тому +3

    The Orb weapon is a nice Phantasm reference.

  • @victoryakujisawa5528
    @victoryakujisawa5528 3 роки тому +3

    see caleb roasting winniers gives me endless joy :D

  • @getsoucy
    @getsoucy 6 років тому +14

    I wonder if the “How to Pick Up Trashy Women” book is a reference to Better Off Dead

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker 4 роки тому +4

    Man, GT Interactive published some of my favorite games of all time, including Lode Runner Online, the first game I ever played. And my brother and I loved the original Alone in the Dark games by Infogrames. It's so sad to see what they ended up like.

  • @lurkerrekrul
    @lurkerrekrul 4 роки тому +5

    I didn't know anything about the behind the scenes issues with Blood II, I just knew that it wasn't as good as the first game. However, I didn't hate it as much as you did. The main game crashed on me a few times when saving, but as I recall, it was only in certain spots. I don't recall the Nightmare Levels crashing though.
    I'm a more patient player and will often use less powerful weapons to kill enemies if I can do it from a safe distance. I made heavy use of the orb. Not only does it home in on enemies automatically, it doesn't seem to alert them to your presence, even when they're taking damage from it. In the carnival tunnel, I think I used the guided mode to kill most of the enemies before actually entering the tunnel. Yes, it took a long time, but it was safer.
    In the cave near the end of the last level, with the respawning enemies, I found that I could stand at the entrance, just far enough in to make them spawn, but just out of range of their senses. Then I used the orb to kill them all. If I remember correctly, there is a finite number of them. Once you kill enough of them, no more will spawn.
    I was never able to kill the final boss the "proper" way. Even trying to dodge the homing shots by going behind the pillars didn't seem to work most of the time, the shots would still hit me. Instead of the knife, I used the dual shotguns and got under it. I had full health and it did very little damage to me. To be honest, that was really the only part of the expansion that I had a problem with. Some other parts took me a few tries, but that was the only part that made me yell at the screen until I figured out how to cheat the boss.

  • @brazenbull636
    @brazenbull636 5 років тому +39

    Yea i wish blood 2 was like blood 1..
    If there's ever a remake I'd say going the route doom went with doom eternal would be most appropriate

  • @yy-hj4br
    @yy-hj4br 6 років тому +10

    This video reminded me to get Blood during the Steam Summer sale tomorrow. Thanks!

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 4 роки тому +9

    If Ophelia lived in the 19th century, why did her sorority have air conditioners and lava lamps?

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +2

      Because Time isn't linear and singularity portals ding like a microwave timer.

  • @fatboyvladimir1555
    @fatboyvladimir1555 6 років тому +20

    Honestly the most underrated creator on the site

  • @xoeleox2079
    @xoeleox2079 5 років тому +8

    How is it that even the animated breaking ice looked better in the original Blood?

  • @Hokaru11792
    @Hokaru11792 5 років тому +3

    So I just finished watching the Blood 2 videos and this one, and I have to say, I absolutely loved all of them. They were long, sure, but I felt myself thoroughly engaged and captivated with them for every minute. I could hardly even get up to grab something to drink, I was glued to my chair! I never even knew the original Blood existed and I feel like I've been exposed to a jewel in plain sight. I'm not good at shooters, but I'm ecstatic to try out the original Blood sometime very, very soon.
    Props to you for working so hard and making these videos. They are immensely enjoyable.

  • @GoblinModeKnives
    @GoblinModeKnives 5 років тому +20

    Friendly reminder that if this guy reaches 100k followers he will play Duke Nukem Forever.

  • @lztn1183
    @lztn1183 5 років тому +13

    JoJos Big Adventure.
    Goddammit

  • @Kuhnaydeein
    @Kuhnaydeein 5 років тому +32

    3:42
    The establishment I would choose would be Starbucks.

  • @BryanDiedAged34
    @BryanDiedAged34 6 років тому +66

    I haven't laughed so much since the last video.
    Do you think you'll ever do Shogo: Mobile Armour Division?
    One of my ultimate favourites as a kid. Plenty of Lithtec *cough* goodness.

    • @RangeTeaGaming
      @RangeTeaGaming 5 років тому +1

      My god honestly id laugh my ass off if he did. That game was so bad

    • @noway9320
      @noway9320 5 років тому +1

      Alexander Toll *cough*

    • @RangeTeaGaming
      @RangeTeaGaming 5 років тому

      In my defense shogo while good suffers from quite alot that blood two did sooooo.... still funny

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +1

      Shogo was fantastic.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 3 роки тому

      I weirdly really like Shogo despite its glaring issues.

  • @growthought8670
    @growthought8670 6 років тому +8

    You can beat the Ramsay out of a man. But you can't beat the man out of a Ramsay.
    Look, don't think too hard about it.

  • @nopemcgee2831
    @nopemcgee2831 5 років тому +7

    One of your best reviews - I actually edited down all four parts to a 1 hour and 20 minute mini movie. Hope you find another game that ticks you off enough to do another one like this.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому

      He should do Ride to Hell Retribution. That game will make him pray for the Clown room.

  • @TwoHorndUnicorn
    @TwoHorndUnicorn 5 років тому +5

    This is quality content. Keep it up ciivie

  • @WastedScoundrel
    @WastedScoundrel 6 років тому +194

    Holy moley, that's some bland level design. That western town looks like something I'd make in half an hour.

    • @greybayles7955
      @greybayles7955 5 років тому +27

      Honestly level designers are so underappreciated. Making a good map with circular navigability already takes a bunch of talent and then you have to go around and place a crazy amount of stuff just so it doesnt look bland asf.

    • @andrewortiz1703
      @andrewortiz1703 4 роки тому +11

      It looks like bargain bin TimeSplitters

    • @thousandyoung
      @thousandyoung 3 роки тому +4

      @@greybayles7955 Some ppl were gods at build engine.

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 5 років тому +10

    lmao that scientist at the end is voiced by the same guy who did professor flitwick in the harry potter games

  • @georgekhabaze6619
    @georgekhabaze6619 3 роки тому +1

    you took me back in memory lane so far i didnt even remember in a long time....... thank u civvie

  • @TheExaminedLifeofGaming
    @TheExaminedLifeofGaming 6 років тому +2

    Always a treat, Civvie. Good stuff!

  • @SaltyRamen.
    @SaltyRamen. 5 років тому +3

    Man some of the violence in your dungeon really gets the skin crawling

  • @Zalzo
    @Zalzo 6 років тому +8

    This is an absolutely great video just like your Blood 2 videos before.

  • @goopah
    @goopah 4 роки тому +4

    Wow. Just wow. And to think I was going to replay Blood 2 and the Nightmare Levels because I had fond memories of them. Instead, I opted to play these videos, and now I am amazed that I managed to finish these 20 years ago, when I must have had ten times the ability to take punishment than I do now. "Thief 2: The Metal Age" is starting to look like a really good alternative. I finished Thief Gold back in the day a couple of times (in 2001 and again in 2009), but for some reason got stuck about 2/3 of the way through Thief 2 and never finished despite the fact that Thief 2 contained some of the best levels in gaming that I've ever played. Also Civvie, if I could recommend a game for you, it would be "Revolution" by Fun Labs, published by Activision in 2003 (Warning: The game can not be finished without the patch, so patch it first. And it's a bad game, but interesting). Fun Labs also did "Secret Service: In Harm's Way" in 2001 (a sort-of budget title at $29.99), and that game was really pretty good once you get the mechanics of it mastered. Both of these were fairly primitive FPS games, but In Harm's Way was much more intelligent and strategic than most other FPS games of its era. Also, make sure it's "In Harms Way" and NOT one of the abysmal sequels. I don't believe either of these is available as a download, so you'd need to get physical copies.

    • @aaadj2744
      @aaadj2744 4 роки тому

      Interesting concept, yes unfortunately but bad :-(

  • @notturok7841
    @notturok7841 5 років тому +1

    I enjoyed the game with the crispy mod and sweetfx. Was a lot of fun for me. Wasn't blood 1 in any sense but was a step in the direction that gave us the amazing tron 2.0 and no one lives forever

  • @jahrn6
    @jahrn6 4 роки тому +2

    Ishmael was an adult in 1928; Gabriella, who theoretically was Gabriel at the time saw him as a child in the circus, and unemployment wasn't a thing in that existed in the US until about 1935... But no problem: Ishmael was already a cultist before Tchernobog even spoke to him... The future weapons in events before "Blood"...
    Also the computer and the lava lamp in the sorority sisters house in Ophelias past (11:32), which past is before "Blood" so before the 1920's ???
    It' so fookin' raw, it greats me from my plate when served and then it runs away...

  • @36Jon36
    @36Jon36 5 років тому +14

    11:31 Lol. Even they are playing the original Blood.

  • @Tue_
    @Tue_ Рік тому +5

    A bit late but ... wasn´t Ophelia someone that Caleb met back in the 1800? She left with him because her current husband died and wasn´t able to protect her from the cult or something.

  • @toy8569
    @toy8569 5 років тому +77

    JoJo's Big Adventure
    JoJo's
    Big
    Adventure
    Big

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/OzHE5q1NGa4/v-deo.html

    • @Saibachap
      @Saibachap 5 років тому +19

      @Senhor Samurai
      Could you fuck off? Stop insulting JJBA.

    • @Saibachap
      @Saibachap 5 років тому +11

      @Senhor Samurai
      Says the person who spams every JoJo related comment with hate. I don't claim that JJBA is the best anime/manga of all time, but it deserves a lot of respect. If you haven't even seen the show your opinion doesn't matter, but even if you seen it, it still doesn't matter because the way you childishly spam everybody that you hate it. Grow up.

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 4 роки тому +7

      @@Saibachap I've seen the show. It's boring as shit. Cowboy bebop is far better

    • @vaultrant2499
      @vaultrant2499 4 роки тому +11

      @@CourierSiix Noone cares.

  • @UnicornstalkRGaming
    @UnicornstalkRGaming 4 роки тому +4

    *"Oh ho! You're approaching me? WRYYYYY!"*

  • @juggernautx1779
    @juggernautx1779 5 років тому +2

    Underrated channel, I love ur videos
    One of my favorites
    Keep up the amazing work

  • @romanb.7288
    @romanb.7288 3 роки тому +2

    Brother, don't get me wrong I love Blood series games, but the amount of patience you have to play this badly made parts, at not easy level of hardness...
    I do truly respect you for that! I respect the way this hardship inspires you for the content you make!
    Keep it up!
    You are the best and you do make my childhood memories really memorable in an entertaining way!!!

  • @someonenamedtailsdoll7805
    @someonenamedtailsdoll7805 6 років тому +2

    What a great day for a Civvie video

  • @theeldritchtruth852
    @theeldritchtruth852 5 років тому +16

    Had a lot of fun watching these videos!
    Think you might ever revisit Blood 2 using the Extra Crispy mod? That one seems to add a lot to the lackluster gameplay and even fixes some of the more drastic weapon related issues.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 5 років тому +2

      (new and sexy) Blood 2: Extra Crispy | Part 1: Refried Memes

  • @inkmime
    @inkmime 2 місяці тому

    The plot reminds me a little of a fanmade shitpost picture one can find on tumblr and I say that in an oddly endearing fashion. It's the kind of thing fans would do, drawing Caleb and friends roasting weenies and marshmallows over a campfire.

  • @MrCountCrowley
    @MrCountCrowley 5 років тому +8

    "did EA make this?" i lost it there xD

    • @aaadj2744
      @aaadj2744 4 роки тому +4

      Nope. Monolith made this but they've been fucked over by the asshole publisher like GT Interactive. So we can blame GT for ruining Blood 2 developement, making Monolith to rushed on it !!

  • @ArmeniusLOD
    @ArmeniusLOD 3 місяці тому +1

    About the wall/window air conditioning: Semi-portable air conditioners were not invented until 1931 and were not sold until 1935. So if Ophelia went to college in the 1920s, that just raises further questions.

    • @ArmeniusLOD
      @ArmeniusLOD 3 місяці тому

      *19th century. A 2000s PC and lava lamp can also be seen in the room at 11:22.

  • @AlexeiVoronin
    @AlexeiVoronin 5 років тому +21

    8:42 - Well, actually (akshully) there are some bone leeches under the ice - they can be easily seen with noclip.
    Raw?

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 2 роки тому +1

      RAW!!

    • @charleshaskell2056
      @charleshaskell2056 Рік тому

      no, freeze-dried! It's an experiment to see if they can lower the production costs of jerky and bone broth at the same time! As a fan of both of those things I hope to see it succeed.

  • @ArchieRatsworth
    @ArchieRatsworth 8 місяців тому

    I'm convinced they're all making up stories while they sit around the camp fire, waiting for their missing friend.
    Caleb is sucked into their stories and has to experience them.

  • @Mrbird321
    @Mrbird321 3 роки тому +1

    15:38
    "“Ok, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick
    Or B, take the claw in the face, roll on the ground, and die."

  • @ag23415
    @ag23415 2 роки тому +1

    8:18 to 8:23 That was the best insult I’ve ever heard come out of Civvie’s mouth.

  • @Isaacfess
    @Isaacfess 4 роки тому +1

    Time for *this* to get a remaster Civvie!

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 4 роки тому +6

    Did they finally make Blood 2 stable enough to run? I could never get it to run for more than about 30 minutes and never able to save it.

  • @axeman3d
    @axeman3d 6 років тому +2

    Keep up the great work dude, always entertaining

  • @markblacket8900
    @markblacket8900 9 місяців тому +1

    9:20 I'm sure the portal was supposed to rotate around a different axis, but they changed the wrong variable and didn't bother fixing it

  • @jasonmoyer
    @jasonmoyer Рік тому +2

    I don't think any dev has had a wider gap between their best games and their worst games. It's hard to believe the studio that made Blood/NOLF 1+2/AVP2/Tron 2.0/FEAR also made Blood II, Sanity, and Contract JACK.

  • @patrickleder8415
    @patrickleder8415 5 років тому +3

    If something took 200 shots to kill I might actually not understand it was able to be killed.

  • @morezombies7799
    @morezombies7799 5 років тому

    You have very quickly become one of my favourite UA-camrs thank you so much

  • @sir1thomas1
    @sir1thomas1 5 років тому +4

    DAmn BLOOD 1 is sooooooooooooo good.

  • @enderhx
    @enderhx Рік тому +1

    5:50 LMAO Still laughing at this all these years later 😂

  • @autoerrotica192
    @autoerrotica192 5 років тому +3

    This is fucking loathsome, how could the do this?!

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 5 років тому

      Probably a lot of reasons involving money. Not that it matters, they can still go commit toaster bath.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 років тому +55

    I come back to this video solely for Civvie's moan at 6:02