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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @stevew8513
    @stevew8513 4 роки тому +234

    The "Mambo Grande" weapon shown at 14:14 is a poorly digitized photo of a Big Trak, a programmable toy tank made by Milton Bradley in 1979. That's the only thing about this FPS I don't find horrendous.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 4 роки тому +619

    "Don't you recognize the voice of _Dooooom_ when you hear it?"
    No but I recognize the graphics when I see them

  • @rabbitmaskedman
    @rabbitmaskedman 5 років тому +4352

    When John Carmack said "Story in a game is like story in a porn movie" you weren't supposed to take that literally.

    • @patrickb.7072
      @patrickb.7072 5 років тому +159

      I wish I could like this more than once.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому +154

      This game makes me doubt the truth of that statement.

    • @arctodus1
      @arctodus1 5 років тому +145

      There are porns with better stories

    • @HelloAnonMyOldFriend
      @HelloAnonMyOldFriend 5 років тому +206

      There are porn games with better stories.

    • @pedrogomezid
      @pedrogomezid 5 років тому +72

      well, in that statement Carmack is a fucking idiot, story and narrative are crucial to a good game.

  • @yocapo32
    @yocapo32 5 років тому +981

    At least the guy playing the Voodoo God is having fun, I guess.

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 4 роки тому +74

      “I will snap you like that! Muahahahha!”

    • @brewedjuice494
      @brewedjuice494 4 роки тому +115

      chewing scenery just havin a blast. did a decent job for a shit game. better than anyone else at least.

    • @Amialythis
      @Amialythis 4 роки тому +105

      Yeah. He did the best thing you can do with a bad script, he hammed it up and put all his energy into over acting. The Nicholas Cage method of reading shitty lines. I'd love to see the voodoo god in something else, he was decent in this.

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 4 роки тому +37

      Amialythis johnson You never know, this could be the moment in which he’s discovered. He could be the lead role in the next blockbuster.
      Either that or the next blockbuster will be based on this game and his character will be played by Nicolas Cage.

    • @richardbudgell7507
      @richardbudgell7507 4 роки тому +20

      His performance makes it look like he deserves an Oscar compared to the other preformers

  • @Sam-kq5uz
    @Sam-kq5uz 5 років тому +2142

    You rescued the intern........ But couldn't you have kept the body count low

    • @JohnnyBurnes
      @JohnnyBurnes 5 років тому +157

      These actor's could learn much from Shatner.

    • @brewedjuice494
      @brewedjuice494 4 роки тому +130

      took half the population of pratt institute with him

    • @zdude0127
      @zdude0127 4 роки тому +54

      Dammit, I heard this in Shatner's voice.....

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 4 роки тому +47

      @@brewedjuice494 Really? Was half of Pratt Institute hiding on this Island?

    • @Cynidecia
      @Cynidecia 4 роки тому +46

      I don't like having to wash the blood of innocents, off my hands.

  • @Raw774
    @Raw774 Рік тому +76

    I appreciate torch holding voodoo man for clearly almost breaking into laughter and then carrying it through into a villainous laugh.

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 2 роки тому +94

    I don't know if anyone noticed, but the BFG in this game... literally... uses the BFG muzzle flash. It's just been turned blue. This is the _Limbo of the Lost_ of Doom clones.

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 3 місяці тому +1

      I would love to see Civvie try to wrap his head around Limbo. Maybe not his usual wheelhouse, but hey, he covered Scratches.
      Though if we want Civvie to cover a Mandalore Halloween episode game that’s more his thing to cover, there’s always Cabela’s 2013.

    • @JoeTAC
      @JoeTAC 2 місяці тому +1

      @@isenokami7810 I don't think Civvie can play a game which has, in the first 20 minutes a character called "Cranny F-word"

    • @itsuadman
      @itsuadman 8 днів тому

      i don't remember anyone in that game named cranny fuck, did I miss it?
      yes this is a joke cause cookings my game, lol

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas 4 роки тому +780

    The Voodoo God guy is giving his all. That's a performance that says: "Fuck it, I may be in Island Peril, but I'm going to own every second of screentime in that shit."

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 Рік тому +67

      hes my favorite part, he chews the scenery even in his sprites so much that he had the scenery for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and as a side for all of those meals...late night snack, too

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions Рік тому +24

      He went on to become infamous for "Screaming Niagra"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +19

      Go big or go home

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions Рік тому +63

      @@oz_jones I looked him up. He was one of the few guys out of the group to do more than just this and softcore porn. He was in Soldier with Kurt Russell!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +9

      The secret origins of Loud Nigra.

  • @Crowley9
    @Crowley9 5 років тому +1243

    "Damballah is riding me!" That's actually proper voodoo terminology. I am mildly impressed this game got something that relatively obscure correct, instead of going with the standard Hollywood image of voodoo.

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 5 років тому +429

      when it comes to the actors for this game, the voodoo god guy is clearly the overachiever of the bunch, lmao

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +64

      @@nopushbutton Do it all the way or not at all.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 4 роки тому +198

      @@nopushbutton Yeah, James "Voodoo God" Black was the standout actor in this hot mess.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 4 роки тому +246

      @Jesse Rodriguez From what little I know of Haitian Vodou, the loa are sort of like "angels" to Bondye the Supreme Creator, acting as intermediaries between the distant "god" and mankind. In regards to the "riding" part, loa manifest in the ritual space by possessing the ritualist (mounting the horse, or "Chwal"), acting through them.
      Also, funnily enough Damballah is among the greatest of the loa, which implies that the Voodoo God's power levels are indeed great.
      Also also, while Civvie only managed to translate Mambo Grande into "Big Mambo", in regards to Vodou a mambo is a priestess of the faith, derived from the old Fon word "nanbo" which apparently means "mother of magic". So if they used the term mambo correctly (part of me doubts that they did, but we'll roll with it), "Mambo Grande" probably translates more accurately to "High Priestess". Which all things considered is a pretty cool name for a magic weapon, since it also sounds like a Summon from an RPG. Or a Stand from JoJo. (many Stands in Part 3: Stardust Crusaders were named after cards from the Major Arcana, including High Priestess)

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 4 роки тому +25

      @Jesse Rodriguez Honestly it was just a bit of quick research.

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 4 роки тому +827

    The devs of this game be like: “B-b-b-b-boss! We’re tying to make the game! It’s not my fault it turned to shit!”

    • @LordFiscus
      @LordFiscus 4 роки тому +81

      Civvie: *BOOMER GOD IS RIDING ME. YOU... ARE MINE!*

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel 5 років тому +338

    Honestly, "Illusions of Sin" sounds like a name for a Doom WAD.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому +8

      You mean it wasn't?

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective 3 роки тому +25

      Does HDoom have any WADs made for it? I can see that being the name of one.

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 Рік тому +7

      @@LonelySpaceDetective HDoom stopped developing after the Tumblr purging.
      its author was also making a GZDoom based MGQ Game (complete with the 3 part story) dunno at all what happened after that.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Рік тому +6

      "oremoR nhoJ ffo taeb ot evah uoy emag eht niw ot"

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer Рік тому

      ​​@@m-w-y7325thought they moved over to Patreon. Though I legit haven't looked in over 2 years. Found more "interesting" games

  • @joshuabecker5154
    @joshuabecker5154 5 років тому +491

    Fun Fact: Atlantean Interactive was actually a front for a porn studio called Vivid Entertainment.

    • @giwake
      @giwake 4 роки тому +55

      not surprised

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 4 роки тому +15

      of course

    • @gregledbetter5942
      @gregledbetter5942 4 роки тому +5

      Wow

    • @Cynidecia
      @Cynidecia 4 роки тому +52

      Its hard to not be surprised with the acting quality

    • @SomeDumbKid1
      @SomeDumbKid1 3 роки тому +47

      I would describe the cutscenes in this game as porn without the porn so that makes a lot of sense

  • @theg-man4474
    @theg-man4474 5 років тому +92

    That was footage from "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" in the beginning in case anyone was curious....

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +10

      Danke.

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 4 роки тому +3

      Boomstick Fire well that’s ironic that I now know where the footage came from considering that this year marks the 100 year anniversary of the movie

  • @drail37
    @drail37 4 роки тому +126

    "and he kills himself with his own splash damage" perfect end to a perfect game.

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 роки тому +921

    The Voodoo God guy is really owning his role to be honest. He’s pretty much the best thing about this disaster of a game.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 3 роки тому +10

      Wonder where he is now?

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 3 роки тому +97

      @@rayvenkman2087 If comments and evidence are to be believed he went on to be a character actor in a number of projects and roles (over 140 according to IMDb); I guess he was a gay inmate named Cleo in "Anger Management"?
      Pretty much the only performer who had a career after this.

    • @cc1912
      @cc1912 3 роки тому +52

      He's all over the place. Lots of small roles, but some prominent, e.g. All American and even the Lethal Weapon series.
      Used to play on the Cleveland Browns I guess. Major respect for the guy either way.

    • @Galilupottepeak
      @Galilupottepeak 2 роки тому +1

      Mojo?

    • @vibes_4225
      @vibes_4225 2 роки тому +2

      he was pretty damn talented, so i respect it

  • @Digital_Construct
    @Digital_Construct 5 років тому +131

    " How do you even steal a bug from doom?"

  • @liesandslander
    @liesandslander 5 років тому +1487

    In all fairness, there were no sewer levels in this game.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 років тому +293

      the game itself is the sewer level.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 років тому +137

      The company that made this has their headquarters in a sewer level.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 5 років тому +40

      Well this is a cons, this game needed a sewer level, cause its shit.

    • @jackblack3718
      @jackblack3718 4 роки тому +26

      This game had no sewer levels, Doom had multiple. There's some kind of lesson there.

    • @Eggnog18
      @Eggnog18 4 роки тому +12

      Jack Black The lesson is clearly Island Peril is a better game than Doom.

  • @rjakobi
    @rjakobi 3 роки тому +85

    16:42 -17:12 I thought I should let you know there is a modern game that also does this "killing unnecessary enemies" trick.
    It's called Fallout 76.
    Circle in spirals, wheels within wheels.

  • @OKNewman
    @OKNewman 5 років тому +1477

    90 GB of Island Peril footage.
    Reminder: Most modern AAA PC games clock in around *maybe* 75 GB.
    This man suffers for his art. Also, his crimes. #FreeCivvie

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому +10

      Unless I know something about DOSBox, which I don't, I'm guessing he was exaggerating?

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno 5 років тому +137

      @@jamstonjulian6947 You don't need to know anything about DOSBox to understand that recording footage eats a fuckton of space.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому +42

      @@batmangovno Ah I see. I thought he meant the original FMV files.

    • @squid1481
      @squid1481 5 років тому +6

      @@jamstonjulian6947 I thought so too originally

    • @Alanzice
      @Alanzice 5 років тому +15

      For the size I thought he was using FRAPS

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 4 роки тому +204

    "Where's the stolen hydrogen bomb?"
    "I didn't steal a _HYDROGEN_ bomb."
    Civvie... What did you do?

    • @justcrowley1540
      @justcrowley1540 4 роки тому +10

      Everything

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +30

      He stole a bomb of the non-hydrogen variety

    • @williamcase426
      @williamcase426 3 роки тому +6

      @@shaynehughes6645 probably

    • @ssjbread2803
      @ssjbread2803 5 місяців тому +2

      Well one thing's for certain...he didn't steal a hydrogen bomb

    • @JoeTAC
      @JoeTAC 2 місяці тому

      He stole a nuke and gave it to 18 I think to detonate in a population center. However they were already on to him and it didn't work out. Happens in a later episode.

  • @jasontritt3243
    @jasontritt3243 5 років тому +560

    Civvie's dungeon is like a cross between Pee-wee's Playhouse and Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's awesome.

    • @raccoononymous
      @raccoononymous 5 років тому +40

      It's like classic Spoony but not as bitchy.

    • @TheProfessor529
      @TheProfessor529 5 років тому +25

      @@raccoononymous | And a touch more focused.

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ 5 років тому +42

      Also reminds me of Ross's Game Dungeon, but with more sass and blunt anecdotes. Two sides of the same, entertaining coin.

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 5 років тому +18

      With a little bit of Mr. Plinkett to spice it up a bit

    • @TheProfessor529
      @TheProfessor529 5 років тому +20

      @@gabbyprincip1575 | And, thankfully, like a fine spice, he doesn't overdo it. I'm not a fan of Plinkett, I find those videos simply... I hate to say 'cringy', but... Civvie makes it works, though.

  • @rootbeer666
    @rootbeer666 5 років тому +20

    HOM is not a Doom bug but an effect caused by the way these games are rendered. The screen framebuffers are not cleared between frames, it just draws a new scene over the old one, and normal scenario assumes that the whole screen will be covered by the new scene, making clearing unnecessary, however when you're outside of the scene or there are gaps in the scene, you end up with patches of the old frame showing through the new one where nothing new was drawn, you may also get a flickering effect because of double or triple buffering, and cycling between chunks of multiple previous frames.

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, been a long while, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen TF2 do this too. It’s just a thing that can happen in these games.

  • @shadowscone4690
    @shadowscone4690 5 років тому +270

    And here I thought Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was trashy... this takes the cake and puts it in peril

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 5 років тому +28

      Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

    • @JollyJuiice
      @JollyJuiice 4 роки тому +18

      TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +5

      @@JollyJuiice “what a pervert!”

    • @ag23415
      @ag23415 4 роки тому +4

      Virgin Plumbers Don't Wear Ties vs Chad Island Peril

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty 3 місяці тому

      ​@@derlich09That game has to be a mob front.

  • @thetrashmann8140
    @thetrashmann8140 4 роки тому +68

    I just realized something terrifying
    *This game invented Bunny Hopping*

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 5 років тому +1520

    Making a Jim Sterling joke before the comments section could, thank god for Civvie

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +47

      I was going to make one of those fuck you.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 років тому +16

      Kranku the resemblance is uncanny

    • @Lunchbox224
      @Lunchbox224 5 років тому +28

      I feel like Jim would be racing everyone to it.

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US 5 років тому +83

      dude is insufferable

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 5 років тому +46

      @@INFILTR8US nah. Well to you yeah but he's ok

  • @beewitha50cal
    @beewitha50cal 3 роки тому +109

    The amount of just primal rage in that single "FUCK!" at 19:27 is impressive

  • @sgt.pepper253
    @sgt.pepper253 5 років тому +112

    Everytime the FMV comes up I feel like I need to hammer the escape key cause someones gonna walk in and not be sure if I'm watching porn or playing a crap ass DOS game. And I live alone.
    And I dunno which is more embarassing. This man truly suffers for his art.

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 4 роки тому +342

    *"Don't you recognize the sprites of DOOM when you see them?"*

  • @АлександрМиранович-п9с

    "Bad Mojo" is also a game, that exists. It's a roach simulator(or the roach simulator).

    • @nic0olas079
      @nic0olas079 5 років тому +53

      For a second I thought this video was about that roach game. weird but good game

    • @valentincaballero745
      @valentincaballero745 5 років тому +6

      it is you, muzka?

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 5 років тому +7

      @@valentincaballero745 ahhh, a man of culture.

    • @XxMeatShakexX
      @XxMeatShakexX 5 років тому +17

      I remember trying to play the demo of that one time, walked up to a dead rat's mouth and it ate me. Figured fuck this game and uninstalled.

    • @MediaMunkee
      @MediaMunkee 5 років тому +21

      Bad Mojo isn't what I'd call a good game, but it's an incredible experience.

  • @nwdg064
    @nwdg064 7 місяців тому +7

    15:45 As for the translation "Mambo Grande," it might've used words from two languages instead of one.
    For Spanish, "Grande" is "Big," which was already explained in the video.
    Now for "Mambo", it likely came from the Swahili language, meaning "Things." Case in point, greeting young peeps informally goes like this
    - "Mambo vipi?" (How are Things?)
    - "Poa." (Good/Cool)
    Therefore, Mambo Grande might've just meant "Big Thing." Hope this helps.

  • @TheExaminedLifeofGaming
    @TheExaminedLifeofGaming 5 років тому +519

    This game has the worst drawn shotgun I've ever seen.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +40

      I wouldn't go that far, I've seen worse ones made with MSpaint in wojak memes.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +6

      @Stix N' Stones
      howdy

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 років тому +11

      You haven't played Isle of Dead, have you?

    • @b33byt3
      @b33byt3 5 років тому +14

      Seriously. It looks like a fucking oar or something.

    • @BeersAndBeatsPDX
      @BeersAndBeatsPDX 4 роки тому +11

      It has the worst drawn everything.

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty 5 років тому +51

    3:39 "Don't you recognize the sprites of DOOM?"

  • @zendell37
    @zendell37 5 років тому +309

    It feels like they were starting to make a porno and changed their minds.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +51

      they should've stuck with the porno, we could've made Gachi memes with that black dude holding the tiki torch.

    • @patrickb.7072
      @patrickb.7072 5 років тому +16

      Perhaps they thought this game was so great that it didn't need the porn footage (that had probably already been shot).

    • @flash4354
      @flash4354 5 років тому +4

      Should've stuck with Giorno porno.

    • @skovy7379
      @skovy7379 3 роки тому +2

      They didn't change their mind they just for lost on the way

  • @dragroch5536
    @dragroch5536 3 роки тому +52

    "And he kills himself with this own splash damage" That's....some gigantic way to finish the game.

  • @andryboi8024
    @andryboi8024 5 років тому +1380

    "I didn't steal a HYDROGEN bomb!" I love you Civvie

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +23

      C-3 is much more fun.

    • @Ubersuntzu
      @Ubersuntzu 5 років тому +76

      I bet Cancer Mouse stole it.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 років тому +37

      @@Ubersuntzu or his uncle frank

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +48

      something tells me that Cancer Mouse stole some Zyklon B if anything.

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 5 років тому +9

      @@xmm-cf5eg He does like white genocide.

  • @ChilledfishStick
    @ChilledfishStick 3 роки тому +6

    5:55 I haven't noticed before but that editing "trick" of saving and quitting in order to show the credits, the key binds and the save system is pretty clever.
    It's like in movies where they do something that seems insignificant to plant a seed for later.

  • @TheKins
    @TheKins 5 років тому +170

    Capstone... After Dark. (SFX CUE: Sleazy saxophone plays over a DOS4GW page fault)

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +8

      Could the Facility holding civvie hostage actually be a sex dungeon?
      Find out in our next harrowing installment, same time, same channel!

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 5 років тому +9

      The Pinnacle of Adult Oriented Entertainment

    • @houstonhelicoptertours1006
      @houstonhelicoptertours1006 5 років тому +3

      There are good reasons for the demise of Crapstone...

    • @TheAdmantArchvile
      @TheAdmantArchvile 5 років тому +8

      Fapstone, if you will.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 5 років тому

      Capstone. More like Kidneystone.
      ... I'll see myself out.

  • @InfernalMonsoon
    @InfernalMonsoon 5 років тому +15

    I would love to see you cover more weird obscure DOS FPS games like this - your style and commentary is perfect for it!

  • @tronguy93
    @tronguy93 5 років тому +560

    Pro Catfight when CIVVIE?

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 5 років тому +59

      *PRO CATFIGHT WHEN CIVVIE???*

    • @RorschachsFace8231
      @RorschachsFace8231 5 років тому +19

      Something tells me it would be banned by UA-cam.

    • @regulustheron2565
      @regulustheron2565 5 років тому +31

      PRO CATFIGHT WHEN CIVVIE11?

    • @Ubersuntzu
      @Ubersuntzu 5 років тому +16

      ​@@RorschachsFace8231 Nah, it's really tame. Which is the real reason nobody wants to see it.

    • @MrShambles
      @MrShambles 5 років тому +8

      This sounds like a good opportunity for a crossover with WoolieVs.

  • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
    @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 5 років тому +30

    “I’m not any good at fighting games when I’m using two hands” sounds like a comment on Dead Or Alive

  • @jobelthirty1294
    @jobelthirty1294 5 років тому +292

    "That's Ricky Tax-Audit."
    Thank you, civvie.

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 роки тому +9

      Time to have fun with Steam aliases

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Рік тому +1

      ​@@samtinkle9076 "OPEN ALL NTGHT"

  • @Rogue_Steve
    @Rogue_Steve 5 років тому +24

    The guy playing the voodoo god is the best actor in this whole game. All of his lines remind me of Jeremy Irons from the D&D movie.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому

      Go all out or go home

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Рік тому

      The TV trope "Ham and Cheese" in full effect.

  • @michaelmckeown5396
    @michaelmckeown5396 5 років тому +276

    Finally my addiction to a sad 30-something playing games of old has been sustained, for now.

  • @Tangers3345
    @Tangers3345 5 років тому +422

    Really makes you wonder about the creator when all the enemies' motives are related to either being incels or Polynesian.

    • @mkge7206
      @mkge7206 4 роки тому +25

      Maybe he's both

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 4 роки тому +36

      Had to look up 'incel'. Apparently "loser" was just too hard to type out anymore and we had to think of a different, "new", word for it.

    • @MdnaBlue
      @MdnaBlue 4 роки тому +64

      @@AsmodeusMictian An Incel is someone who is exeedingly angry at the world because they aren't getting sex. I want to give them pity because of their ridiculous resolution, but with the things they say, I rather not. It isn't some hip way to say loser.

    • @roberte2945
      @roberte2945 4 роки тому +54

      @@MdnaBlue Incel used to mean something, now it's just a buzzword people use when they disagree with someone. It's "ok boomer" but for people closer to your demographic. Meaningless and immature.

    • @biscuithammer00
      @biscuithammer00 4 роки тому +67

      @@roberte2945 Sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear from someone who gets called incel a lot.

  • @NoleenRankin
    @NoleenRankin 5 років тому +172

    I remember when Brutalmoose reviewed this.
    He didn't nearly talk as much shit about it as it deserved, as funny as it was.

    • @SlimyShadeSlimShady
      @SlimyShadeSlimShady 5 років тому +23

      I knew I remembered someone else reviewing this piece of shit.

    • @raccoononymous
      @raccoononymous 5 років тому +11

      Ian is too nice sometimes.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 5 років тому +23

      Hey I prefer being too nice than those youtubers who take a dump on a good game with some rough edges cuz they think its funny.

    • @allhailthecartlord7256
      @allhailthecartlord7256 5 років тому +16

      Ian didn't shit hard on it because he *didn't* finish it. It crashed too much!

  • @Santalilcamper
    @Santalilcamper 5 років тому +48

    I like the emphasis civvie has when asked about the hydrogen bomb “I didn’t steal a *hydrogen* bomb” lol

  • @johnclements7828
    @johnclements7828 5 років тому +59

    "I'm just going to throw this out there. Jim Sterling looks like shit with a mustache."
    So funny that I spat out my coffee.

  • @Rizimar
    @Rizimar 3 роки тому +220

    "Jim Sterling looks like shit with a mustache"
    I guess Jim really took that comment to heart

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 роки тому +30

      They sure did.

    • @OhNotThat
      @OhNotThat 2 роки тому +23

      When civvie is right. **Civvie is right**

    • @loveace2430
      @loveace2430 2 роки тому +28

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Who watches him anyway?

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 роки тому +33

      @@loveace2430 You’ll find that quite a few people watch THEM.

    • @loveace2430
      @loveace2430 2 роки тому +37

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick I still don't think that many people watch HIS channel.
      I didn't ask for his pronouns.

  • @Koko-pl8nv
    @Koko-pl8nv 5 років тому +328

    When's Pro D. B. Cooper, Civvie?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +44

      whenever he gets a three piece suit and an airplane to hijack.

    • @martincann5052
      @martincann5052 5 років тому +24

      Thought D.B. Cooper turned into Bigfoot... or did those hack frauds lie to me?

    • @KitAkira1989
      @KitAkira1989 5 років тому +25

      @@martincann5052 D.B. Cooper became Tommy Wiseau.

    • @martincann5052
      @martincann5052 5 років тому +18

      @@KitAkira1989 So that's how he got the money for The Room, of course! Genius!

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 5 років тому +21

      @@martincann5052 No no, he FOUGHT Bigfoot. Then became a freelance journalist who covered wars.

  • @user-cp9id1mj8b
    @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 місяці тому +4

    Still my favorite Civvie video, it's just so good

  • @pagb666
    @pagb666 5 років тому +27

    09:01 That wall texture is also lifted from Doom2

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +18

      FUCKIN' RAW.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 років тому

      I love your profile pic! 😉👌 @pagb666

    • @GinraiPrime666
      @GinraiPrime666 3 місяці тому

      Well spotted!

  • @Crisjin
    @Crisjin 5 років тому +8

    That shout of pure rage at 19:25 is what make me love you Civvie

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow 5 років тому +59

    You want some hideous FPS? How bout "TARGET"? It was crazy split screen game. Don't know anyone who finished it, even though it was pre-backlogs era where you buy one game a year and deal with it.
    oh and Dust (Pył), that's another weird game from 90-00 era. Just grab prepared build from russian old games site and you're done, that thing was NIGHTMARE to fiddle in DOSbox.

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW 5 років тому +42

    I love it when Civvie plays, "Let's see what was lifted from Doom"

  • @PancakemonsterFO4
    @PancakemonsterFO4 5 років тому +1518

    The black guy seems way too overqualified for the job

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 5 років тому +314

      Seriously, he puts more effort in this than any reasonable man would. A+.

    • @Violet51000
      @Violet51000 5 років тому +143

      I'd rate him an A+ as well. Damn fine actor.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 5 років тому +85

      He looks kinda like Terry too. Are we sure we haven't accidentally found where a few of today's big names got their start? I wouldn't be surprised, even today it's pretty common to use disposable pseudonyms for your first gigs.

    • @ianciti
      @ianciti 5 років тому +74

      @@KiraSlith actually he played in a sitcom starring charlie sheen called anger management. in that show he played a gay prison inmate named cleo. look it up it's actually a pretty good show.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 5 років тому +28

      @@ianciti It's certainly not that James Black. Birthdates are all wrong, of course the same argument applies to Crews. This guy, James Monroe Black was born in 1959, he'd be a bit older than Terry Crews or James Black (1968 and 1962 respectively).

  • @EJsGameplay
    @EJsGameplay 3 роки тому +47

    A jaded retired DA deciding to break bad actually sounds like a plot with good potential

    • @Cobalt_Spartan
      @Cobalt_Spartan Рік тому

      Sounds like it would be perfect for two-face.

  • @MarioPawner
    @MarioPawner 5 років тому +55

    11:49
    Surprised Cancer Mouse didn't show his face again.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +12

      He was busy guest starring on InfoWars, he's a busy rodent.

    • @badger6728
      @badger6728 5 років тому +5

      Personally I can live without Cancer Mouse in Civvie videos.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +7

      @Illusive Badger
      he's my favorite, that's a shame.

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 5 років тому +2

      i think civvie killed him

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 5 років тому +3

      Actually, Civvie.......

  • @q1q2q23
    @q1q2q23 5 років тому +23

    3:10: "Phone ring-a-lings"
    3:15: "Phone ring-a-ling-dings"
    These captions are GOLD, people!
    P.S. Check out 13:00.

  • @mrcrumbles
    @mrcrumbles 5 років тому +38

    The sheer confusion and disbelief at 8:59 is amazing.

  • @Ubersuntzu
    @Ubersuntzu 5 років тому +19

    12:18
    Holy shit it's Eric Bana. This must be what landed him the role of the Incredible Hulk.

  • @jackmurrin1994
    @jackmurrin1994 5 років тому +69

    Just a reminder, when this guy reaches 1 million subscribers he'll do Pro Catfight

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 2 роки тому +8

      No, that's Civvie69, the guy that reviews fighting games

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 4 роки тому +7

    The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari intro to this is hilarious :D This is why I love Civvies channel so much, his writing is not only brilliant there’s usually at least one quirky thing in every other episode that makes it memorable.

  • @TheGM-20XX
    @TheGM-20XX 5 років тому +57

    13:12 Luke Cage is pissed he got canceled by netflix.

  • @IrradiatedShotgun
    @IrradiatedShotgun 5 років тому +42

    You know it’s sad when the best thing in your game is assets stolen from another better game. No wonder the term doom clone stuck around for so long.

  • @QueenLizby
    @QueenLizby 10 місяців тому +6

    I think the understated joke "I didn't steal a [Hydrogen] Bomb" is probably one of the few that flew under the radar on my first watch

  • @carterheer8278
    @carterheer8278 Рік тому +3

    I don't know why I find this review in particular so amusing. I just keep going back to it.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 5 років тому +440

    Jesus, that intro. The low quality, the horrid acting, the sax... Looks like one of those cheap porn movies you picked up in the adult section of a seedy VHS rental back in the 90's
    EDIT: Well, so the actresses actually were in softcore porn movies. Somehow I'm not surprised.

    • @tycho7006
      @tycho7006 5 років тому +67

      The intro gave me Plumbers Don't Wear Ties vibes in all the worst ways

    • @CherryPixelBun
      @CherryPixelBun 5 років тому +25

      not gonna lie, for a moment I thought you were talking about the Dr. Caligari footage at the start of the video and was very confused.

    • @necrosadotor
      @necrosadotor 5 років тому +1

      where's that slow metal from? i once took speed metal tattoo at one guy's apartment, and he was so stupid, that he didn't understand that the stencil is inverted, and tattooed it like that. don't mind though, haha.

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 5 років тому +2

      @@necrosadotor Its a joke on the old speed metal logo. For the record, I do love my doom metal, so yeah.

    • @necrosadotor
      @necrosadotor 5 років тому +1

      @@eduardodiaz9942 alright. doom what thou wilt!!!

  • @L.Mandrake
    @L.Mandrake 6 місяців тому +8

    Island Peril didn't deserve enthusiasm of the Voodoo God actor

  •  5 років тому +32

    Saw Bad Mojo and thought you were doing the roach game, regardless I'm not disappointed.

  • @visionofdisorder
    @visionofdisorder 5 років тому +16

    oh god the hellraiser reference got me. i just recently watched that.

  • @kungfuskull
    @kungfuskull 5 років тому +41

    PRO CATFIGHT ASAP!!! WE NEED TO SEE ITS GLORY!

    • @PaintsAreOp
      @PaintsAreOp 5 років тому +2

      Yes please! Either that or "Bikini Karate Babes 3".

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 5 років тому

      I want pro pro

  • @Grease-Goblin
    @Grease-Goblin 5 років тому +28

    Civvie, you're the best. Definitely my favorite channel, and I respect that you're spreading that GoFundMe. Nobody deserves that kind of thing, and helping out your community like this is golden.

  • @bighagus6627
    @bighagus6627 5 років тому +44

    He's such a boomer that he cold opened with Dr. Caligary

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 років тому +4

      I honest to god thought that Civvie did a live action segment sketch for this video.

  • @reeart3614
    @reeart3614 2 роки тому +2

    I like the “what?” After the DB Cooper and just goes on.

  • @DooMedSean
    @DooMedSean 4 роки тому +6

    Good guy Civvie helping out a viewer in distress. I hope the dude got his house rebuilt and is back to gaming.

  • @UriahVoltaire
    @UriahVoltaire 9 місяців тому +2

    Literally said "fixes the cable" right before you played the clip. Class act.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 років тому +24

    just last night I was thinking to myself 'I wish civvie would cover more awful retro FPS, those were fun to watch'. yay!

  • @primarydataloop
    @primarydataloop 2 місяці тому +2

    This is my favorite civie11 video.

  • @SillyPangolin
    @SillyPangolin 5 років тому +12

    "You're my only hope, i'm so scared please help me" -> "Sam, are you alright ?" SHE JUST TOLD YOU FFS

  • @QueenJosu
    @QueenJosu 5 років тому +15

    "Don't you recognize the assets of DOOM when you see them!?"

  • @pagb666
    @pagb666 5 років тому +270

    Friendly reminder that at this rate, it'll take less than 4 months to reach 100k and make Civvie do DNF

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +14

      Something something re-occurring ARMA meme.

    • @LuisHernandez-ss2fc
      @LuisHernandez-ss2fc 5 років тому +5

      Do not rush good art, man. Especially good comedy.

    • @pagb666
      @pagb666 5 років тому +7

      I'm not rushing anything, that's what Socialblade says, 4months until 100k :P

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 5 років тому +7

      Duuki Nuuki Flunky

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 5 років тому +4

      I can bet he already has the video ready and is just waiting for 100k

  • @VenusHeadTrap2
    @VenusHeadTrap2 2 роки тому +3

    18:34 the way Civvie says NTGHT cracks me up!

  • @NexusARC
    @NexusARC 5 років тому +5

    Civvie you are a godsend, you came out of nowhere and have provided so much entertainment, don't stop.

  • @EmeraldLavigne
    @EmeraldLavigne 3 роки тому +1

    Ngl, this is still one of my favorites of your videos, Civvie.
    Dr Caligari is a reference I dearly love & for which I sincerely respect you.
    This was the video that made me take out a hit on that bell button so I would never miss an upload.

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 2 роки тому +5

    17:19 Whoever wrote these scenes must have been really proud of themselves...

  • @SaladofStones
    @SaladofStones 5 років тому +5

    The actor for the voodoo god is enjoying himself so much that I love it.

  • @glinteastwood9396
    @glinteastwood9396 5 років тому +33

    “Where is dB cooper?”- now that’s the question of the day

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +2

      Cooper is still the G.O.A.T.

    • @majora4prez543
      @majora4prez543 5 років тому +4

      DB Cooper is Tommy Wiseau.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 років тому

      @@majora4prez543 So he's Canadian, that... doesn't explain it.

    • @Irondrone4
      @Irondrone4 4 роки тому

      Up until a week ago, I would've never known who Civvie was referencing.

  • @Equinox926
    @Equinox926 5 років тому +39

    "Jim Sterling looks like shit with a mustache."
    Thank GOD you said that right after I thought that, thank god for you, Civvie.

  • @sharkhammr
    @sharkhammr 5 років тому +6

    It feels weird that I used to own one of those white cordless phones the villain uses in that opening video.
    Wasn't expected PHONE nostalgia of all things but here we are.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому

      I miss those things personally, was never a fan of touchscreen devices.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому

      I'm just waiting for dial-up nostalgia. Wait... no, I'm not.

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 Рік тому

      We all did. Most of us had the beige/off-white variety though.

    • @daemonspudguy
      @daemonspudguy Рік тому

      ​@@jamstonjulian6947there are people who are nostalgic for the community and culture of the early internet, but I also heavily doubt that anyone would trade broadband for dial-up, as it was just objectively terrible.

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 2 роки тому +6

    The armored raincoat is the hazmat coat model from doom.

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 4 роки тому +7

    "I can't dodge anything because I need both hands"
    Was planning to make a joke, but the longer this went on and the more softcore adult films got mentioned, the less necessary it felt.

  • @InternetHydra
    @InternetHydra Рік тому +5

    I could swear some of the enemy sounds are taken from Rise of the Triad...
    EDIT: See 9:09. The gunfire and grunt is definitely from RoT.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 4 роки тому +21

    The lube gun slows enemies down...let me repeat, the LUBE gun SLOWS enemies. *facepalm*

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Рік тому

      Given everything about this game, I wouldn't be surprised if the "logic" is that the enemies are too "excited" at being lubed up to chase after you.

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 9 місяців тому +3

    “At least we know one talented artist worked on this game… His name was Adrian Carmack.” always gets me.

  • @Kododie
    @Kododie 5 років тому +13

    3 minutes in and I'm already loving it.
    Edit: Bodybuilders, lube gun? Gachimuchi wasn't a thing back in 1995 right? Damn this game was ahead of it's time! VaN

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Рік тому

      COME ON COLLEGE BOY

  • @Gregsusername
    @Gregsusername Рік тому +3

    I have been trying to find the hydrogen bomb bit for ages FINALLY

  • @agspittal7804
    @agspittal7804 5 років тому +79

    You play this garbage, but not the amazing Build-engine classic, Witchaven? Pro Witchaven when, Civvie?

  • @OLIRdragon
    @OLIRdragon 3 роки тому +5

    5:19 The pinnacle of useless HUD bar with stylized capstone logo

  • @SyndicateOperative
    @SyndicateOperative 3 роки тому +55

    Imagine having parents that would intentionally name you 'Richard Head'.

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 3 роки тому +4

      Hey, it does happen.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Рік тому

      To Mr and Mrs Head, a son, Richard

  • @KyosukeShigeru
    @KyosukeShigeru 5 років тому +20

    This looks like something you might have found playing on a 3DO.