If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 26 Part 2: Fear and Loathing in Commorragh

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  6 років тому +5783

    Thank you for waiting for this long abomination. It's been the biggest project I've ever worked on and I am not doing something this huge again for a good while.
    Next thing I'll focus on is EP27, where Magnus and Kitten _finally_ return to Terra. Getting to write their dialogue again is a breath of frrrrrrrresh air.
    Also for those of you utterly confused about the last bit; _it's a metaphor!_
    RIP Alfa Legion
    Alfabus is dEAD
    Hail the Crimson Tigers
    wooooooooooooooooo

    • @stoneifisaunt
      @stoneifisaunt 6 років тому +168

      What the hell is a crimson tiger?

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  6 років тому +338

      It's a metaphor!

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 6 років тому +95

      I'll say it again to make sure. Please take all the time that you need and don't rush.

    • @Ananas_on_fire
      @Ananas_on_fire 6 років тому +165

      ALFABUSA ÄR DÖD

    • @Dante_-cg3fq
      @Dante_-cg3fq 6 років тому +53

      Thank you beautiful object of artistic veneration and entertainment .....
      AHHH is so frustrating to see your videos and not be able to help you in any monetary way
      I swear by the man-emperor of mankind, when I can I will help you with every penny I can give you

  • @arthurpoperavo4595
    @arthurpoperavo4595 4 роки тому +1891

    I almost felt bad for the Dark Eldar that Leman absolutely destroyed, but then I realized that it was the same one who turned some kids into corpse puppets.

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 2 роки тому +126

      Idk what dude he is exactly but that sounds tame for dark eldar

    • @bubbajoe117
      @bubbajoe117 2 роки тому +231

      @@sirflapfla97 Considering it’s Dark Eldar we can only assume the kids were still alive and just mute while the Dark Eldar were using their bodies as skin suits to have a pillow fight RP

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 2 роки тому +208

      There is literally no reason to feel bad for any dark eldar ever

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +19

      @@Shade400 only for use as living fleshlights

    • @secondarytrollaccount
      @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому +25

      I can't believe that drukari survived more than two or three of leemans punches AFTER he punched him In half.

  • @gustavoritter7321
    @gustavoritter7321 3 роки тому +1107

    I love how even Kaldor Draigo is screaming "heretic". He probably doesn't even understand what it means anymore but he is saying it anyway because shouting in unison is fun.

  • @darth0kahn
    @darth0kahn 4 роки тому +2258

    I just realize that fyodperor has a casket for dominique, that cute

    • @TheHateCorp
      @TheHateCorp 4 роки тому +252

      "Even when you are gone, you will *always* be by our side."

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 3 роки тому +57

      @@TheHateCorp Wow. He was serious. I thought it was an Army of the Light reference!

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +22

      @@irishspartanstudios, I hope he comes back. I miss Dominique.

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 3 роки тому +31

      @@Butter_Warrior99 To be honest, I do to, but I don't believe they will being him back. However, four Primarchs emerged in the space of two years, (in universe,) so anything is possible.

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +3

      @@irishspartanstudios, I wish as a Imperial saint.

  • @adamska122reviews
    @adamska122reviews 5 років тому +2929

    I love how when all the other inquisitors are chanting "heretic". Leeman Russ is just face palming off in the corner like "why am I stuck with these idiots."

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 4 роки тому +108

      At least we have Kryptman, who isn’t as big a fanatic as the rest of the Inquisition.

    • @Crusader-Ramos45
      @Crusader-Ramos45 4 роки тому +62

      I can’t help but feel that inquisition in Warhammer is horribly similar to the inquisition in the Middle Ages.

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 4 роки тому +30

      Fernando Ramos Both were built to serve a similar purpose

    • @Wankomancer
      @Wankomancer 4 роки тому +68

      Fernando Ramos Yes, but unlike the middle ages, in warhammer the threat of someone worshipping daemons and summoning them to kill everyone is actually a real and legitimate threat

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 4 роки тому +7

      @@Crusader-Ramos45 it's not interestingly

  • @sd501st5
    @sd501st5 6 років тому +4138

    So...
    - Kaldor Draigo ate a sun
    - Kaldor Draigo is a star apparently, well he said so in the warp *and* ate a sun in the materium
    - Kaldor Draigo is also verifiably insane, can be summoned, and his memory is... sketchy
    ... and...
    - the Deciever says that Draigo can NOT be allowed back into the material realm EVER again
    - C'tan used to feed on stars
    ... uhhhhhhhhhhhh... is Kaldor Draigo a C'tan without knowing it?! Wait... *IS HE THE OUTSIDER WITH AMNESIA?!?!?* I mean, relying on something that a guy named *THE DECIEVER* says might not be the best idea, but still...

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 6 років тому +585

      You might be on to something....

    • @deathkorpsofkreig475
      @deathkorpsofkreig475 6 років тому +227

      My God !

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 6 років тому +487

      He is somehow both the Outsider, AND the Silver Knight?! Well, we're boned.

    • @pclone5019
      @pclone5019 6 років тому +133

      Levon Gevorgyan I see a Chaos/Necron alliance coming on.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 6 років тому +71

      SD501st Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh.... you’ll spoil the surprise.

  • @morethanjustasloth5528
    @morethanjustasloth5528 6 років тому +827

    I love the difference between the emperor and the Fyodperor. Since the Fyodperor is the Star Child, the emperor's compassion, his jokes are friendly, and he comforts his underlings rather then berate or laugh at them.

    • @piercesable344
      @piercesable344 6 років тому +124

      Definitely good character development I must say, ascension and the sort.

    • @nexonuturious6954
      @nexonuturious6954 6 років тому +56

      Well yess but what if the Star child is actually not the emperor's spirit and rather a spirit of Sanguinius hence why he has such compassion as their is the theory that each primarch is a emotion of the emperor's that was sealed into that child

    • @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665
      @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665 6 років тому +108

      MoreThanJustASloth Don't forget that the Throne Emperor has his ass glued to that Throne that brings him horrible pain,The Fyodperor is a fresh new Emperor who is happy for his ascension as well.

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 6 років тому +35

      All hail the Goat Emperor of Mankind!

    • @spaced_out3947
      @spaced_out3947 6 років тому +11

      leave your theories at the door Techpriest.

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 6 років тому +810

    *"DO NOT SALIVATE OVER MY SON IN THE OPEN, PLEASE."* **Emps slapping the shit out of Custodes**
    Less than two minutes in and it's already worth the wait. I like how Emps deep down is protective of Magnus.

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy 6 років тому +40

      well, even with everything that has happened, he is still emps little (big) red boy.

    • @kurtmorales7644
      @kurtmorales7644 6 років тому +16

      LIttle (big) one-eyed Magical bouncing baby boy

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому +2

      Kinky

    • @dardo1201
      @dardo1201 5 років тому +30

      I mean, he gave him a bike and asked him to put on his little blue helmet.

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 років тому +23

      E M
      The thing about the emperor is that his godly ego is in the way of his true feelings. He felt sad when he did not see his custodian, and of all of the sons that betrayed him, he knew Magnus involvement was accidental. Thats why the new Fyodor, the new emperor is so much nicer.

  • @davidkueny2444
    @davidkueny2444 4 роки тому +2380

    "If this isn't a trap, I'm gonna buy an entire living cat, and NOT EAT IT!"
    What he doesn't tell you is that, past times, when he *did* eat the cat, it was a *500 pound Bengal Tiger.*

    • @DreamsofArson889
      @DreamsofArson889 4 роки тому +34

      Vulkan Primarch of the Salamanders and likes to boop merry suicide toads?

    • @MrHellsing76
      @MrHellsing76 4 роки тому +42

      I really hope we see Leman get said tiger, as soon as he gets to Terra.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 роки тому +20

      @Vulkan Primarch of the Salamanders VULKAN LIVES! (stomp stomp)

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrHellsing76 would be nice.

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 роки тому +3

      Mike Tyson wants his tigers back

  • @arock6495
    @arock6495 6 років тому +2393

    “I am... confused.”
    “WELCOME TO THE CLUB I AM THE HEAD”

    • @dardo1201
      @dardo1201 5 років тому +143

      "I BRAIN IS HORRIFIED"

    • @randomguy3954
      @randomguy3954 5 років тому +95

      My mind is a glass pane slowly cracking!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 років тому +109

      My mind is no fortress! It is an open pasture ravaged by internecine conflict! And chicken...

    • @dardo1201
      @dardo1201 5 років тому +44

      @@CommisarHood "uh, duly noted?"

    • @joshuadarrow
      @joshuadarrow 5 років тому +56

      I do not understand anything that is happening and my body is convulsing irregularly.

  • @Scarface39212
    @Scarface39212 5 років тому +3899

    Please don't ever let the Scions die.. They're so f'ing hilarious, inbetween all the semi-serious things going on XD

    • @nyxocculatus1129
      @nyxocculatus1129 5 років тому +469

      Their tanky lil' buggers aren't they?

    • @ThijiHiguri
      @ThijiHiguri 5 років тому +150

      @@nyxocculatus1129 The tankiest!

    • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
      @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 4 роки тому +283

      *legs burnt to a crisp*
      "Yeaaa that's some proper naff."

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 4 роки тому +206

      They feel like Monty Python Blackadder in 40k and I love it.

    • @arandomguy8771
      @arandomguy8771 4 роки тому +100

      @@Astavyastataa Theres 6 of them and 6 members of monty python coincidence? I THINK NOT

  • @CubedQ
    @CubedQ 6 років тому +2725

    Ah, the Deceiver. Kittens next victim appears. There is only one true master of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

  • @RKidd-ex3rh
    @RKidd-ex3rh 5 років тому +3702

    The Deceiver: "I fear no man but that thing....."
    (Points at Kaldor Draigo)
    ".....that scares me...."

    • @JarheadATLAS
      @JarheadATLAS 4 роки тому +138

      R. Kidd NO SUN

    • @lunarsolstice7164
      @lunarsolstice7164 4 роки тому +60

      Nah, just looking at him gives me heresy. I can't even

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 роки тому +57

      Since he was able to distort reality and bring Tarhil and his "campaign" into the TTS-verse, imagine how powerful Kaldor Draigo is...
      Also, why does nobody talk about that?
      Or Cegorach orchestrating the demise of the Flesh Eaters?
      Or the CAPTAIN GENERAL now having CANONICALLY been in a relationship with a Xeno commander?

    • @cesare_1302
      @cesare_1302 4 роки тому +63

      @@MythosTheSophist According to Decius, the Decevier is a straight up idiot. If you consider he's also a C'tan, it make him the most powerfull idiot... in the Materium. Kaldor Draigo survive in the Warp for several millenia so he's quite powerfull. Plus he's likely the most crazy entity in the Warp - in TTS canon for sure - thus making him the most powerfull idiot... in the Immaterium. It's possible the Decevier want to kill him bc he's a competitor in straight up craziness

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 4 роки тому +1

      Cesare Cavallini Wait where does Decius say the deceiver is an idiot?

  • @The274Show
    @The274Show 6 років тому +2817

    " He was exiled from the inquisition for being too cruel"
    After learning what inq actually do, this Kryptman sounds extremely interesting character XD

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 років тому +523

      He torched a number planets preemptively so the Tyranids could not consume them. Many sectors worth I believe.
      Even the rest of the Inquisition thought that was going too far.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 років тому +366

      dragonstormx which makes it all the more sadder that he of all people is the voice of reason

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 років тому +264

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Indeed. The universe has a strange sense of humor.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 років тому +373

      dragonstormx insert rogal dorn saying that the universe is not a person and therefore cannot have a sense of humor

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 років тому +88

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Well he's wrong, according to Marvel, universes are people to.

  • @nerdlydelicious1876
    @nerdlydelicious1876 6 років тому +2105

    "Our close personal friend, Kaldor Draigo, just ate a sun! And if we ask him nicely, *he could spit it right back out for us.*

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 років тому +267

      "I think we should HELP the poor boy!"

    • @arthurrebello919
      @arthurrebello919 6 років тому +108

      oh wow.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 років тому +111

      Oh wow is very right.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 років тому +111

      Do you think there will be a scene where in order to try and escape Commorogh they politely ask him to burp up the sun?

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 6 років тому +107

      @@Abdega I'd say it is a certainty we will see exactly that. Or the EXTERMINATUS button making a heroic sacrifice. One of.

  • @myrnacaraig2681
    @myrnacaraig2681 5 років тому +4702

    "hey, you, ovular one"
    SPEECH 100

    • @오주환-b1n
      @오주환-b1n 4 роки тому +195

      ...I mean, it's true.

    • @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft
      @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft 4 роки тому +50

      @TheBunkerBuster 105 Would have enjoyed doing this same thing, myself 🤣😈

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 4 роки тому +298

      tfw no sororita gf to go purging heretics in flame with

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +23

      @@Astavyastataa...what?

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 4 роки тому +226

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 I said…WHERE IS MY QT 3.14 WHITE-HAIRED SISTER OF BATTLE GF WITH WHOM I CAN BURN HERETICS ALIVE???

  • @dvdv7777
    @dvdv7777 4 роки тому +581

    Russ didn't beat down that Dark Eldar, he *eviscerated* him. And oh boy, it was SO great to finally get to see just how unbelievably powerful primarchs are.

    • @Youcancallmeishmaell
      @Youcancallmeishmaell 4 роки тому +35

      Read Listen to this ua-cam.com/video/7EVxEzaC4l4/v-deo.html or read Gathering Storm III - Rise of the Primarch.
      Rboute Guilliman Upon being revived sees a room full traitors and demons, and kicks all their assess without even trying.
      Then fights his way to the command center, and after basically glancing at the tactical readouts precedes mastermind the defense of Macrag.

    • @worldscar6422
      @worldscar6422 3 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure leman t-bagged him

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 2 роки тому +56

      "I single handedly sent the Inquisition to the Warp! WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS!"?
      -Magnus

  • @Soundwave3591
    @Soundwave3591 6 років тому +3055

    Alright, hold on.
    Fyodperor is Neogtiating with the DARk ELDAR....in the face of ALL LOGIC "It's all going to plan" and he's STAYING in Commorragh-WAIT
    Wait...
    Commorragh...
    Where supposedly...Jaghatai Khan is...AND where the Ultrasmurfs are going...
    Oh.....oooooooooooo you clever little Corpse/Chair-peror.....

    • @TemplarBlonic
      @TemplarBlonic 5 років тому +460

      I would certainly hate to be the Dark Eldar once Jaghatai is found by the Inquisition...

    • @boxorak
      @boxorak 5 років тому +426

      As the Tau would say, everything is going according to keikaku*.
      *Translator's note: keikaku means plan
      *Inquisitorial note: to refer to a plan as "keikaku" is _HERESY_

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 5 років тому +127

      @@boxorak All according to cake.

    • @boxorak
      @boxorak 5 років тому +115

      @@joaogomes9405 *Commissar's note: [BLAM] Quoting Xenos is HERESY even if that series is pretty good.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 років тому +57

      boxorak ignorant self strangulating sheeplings slapping heresy on anything half way logical is what got them into this mess in the first place

  • @PGawol
    @PGawol 6 років тому +563

    [Insert random French words], labeled as "Clown speak."
    10/10, I wholeheartedly agree

  • @79lollero
    @79lollero 5 років тому +955

    "So long as Khaine's Gate does not lead to their homeworld"
    *OMINOUS HON HONS*

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 років тому +70

      Battlefleet Solar burning Comorragh to cinders would be very cathartic for certain.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 5 років тому +96

      Well, there's a webway gate under the golden throne which leads to the warp, but also has some small connection to the webway left. That being the part where the Black Library is located. *ominous clown music starts playing*
      And now we have another webway gate with no webway connection, Khaine's Gate... and *BOTH* of them are currently held closed by the Emperor... *BAZINGA*

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 років тому +32

      @@sd501st5 plots within plots, tricks within tricks.
      And it seems the interests of the dieties align for once.
      The concern is, will so much just as planned collapse into a singularity?

    • @HuntersOfTheNorth1
      @HuntersOfTheNorth1 4 роки тому +16

      As a old comment thread, don't forget to mention that both gates have massive hoards of daemons trying to get jn at all times

  • @lukeburky8344
    @lukeburky8344 4 роки тому +971

    To summarize Kryptman's weird-ass explanation: The Deldar speak and use their words in such a way that causes their victim to fall into their trap by disregarding the truth as the truth

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 3 роки тому +71

      "this sentence is a lie"

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 2 роки тому +45

      Or as Jack Sparrow says: You can trust dishonest people to be dishonest.

    • @seanthompson1922
      @seanthompson1922 2 роки тому +26

      @@hz.kemalpasa2997 then theres the honest man, you can never predict when they will do something incredibly stupid

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 2 роки тому +5

      @@seanthompson1922 Amen.

    • @kellymccormack8346
      @kellymccormack8346 2 роки тому +5

      So do we disregard the truth as a lie then?

  • @RaGotGlassd
    @RaGotGlassd 6 років тому +695

    «DO NOT SALIVATE OVER MY SON IN THE OPEN, PLEASE» is now my favourite quote.

  • @RayleighJones
    @RayleighJones 5 років тому +449

    "That stubborn wolfbreed yet lives." The emotion in that voice... SuperAnchors needs an Oscar right now.

  • @brygenium6604
    @brygenium6604 6 років тому +2346

    So if I had to guess, escaping Commoragh will involve finding Jagatai Khan and running into the Ultramarines with their plot armor, right?

    • @MajinOthinus
      @MajinOthinus 5 років тому +428

      It's not plot armor, it's their icessant chanting. Not even the Emperor can endure it, much less anyone else. It disrupts both machine spirits and the immaterium as a whole, making them invulnerable to the effects of most weapons and all ethereal beings.

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 5 років тому +132

      Tokisaki Kurumi the warp allows them to warp reality.... holy shit

    • @Wojjjie
      @Wojjjie 5 років тому +45

      THAT
      WOULD BE PERFECT

    • @egglordthenosferatu3479
      @egglordthenosferatu3479 5 років тому +103

      @@MajinOthinus Either that or it's that the Orks think blue is lucky.

    • @CaptainDemo779
      @CaptainDemo779 5 років тому +49

      Jaghatai Khan emerges from The Speed Force and sounds like Blurr from the 80’s Transformers Movie.

  • @sterasigma8734
    @sterasigma8734 4 роки тому +876

    Wait a minute, is Fyodor-E meeting Yvraine?
    Yvraine: "Greetings, I am your future daughter-in-law"
    Big E: *A tight combo of profanity*
    Fyodor-E: *Fatherly fright*

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 4 роки тому +33

      What do you mean with that?

    • @RyanEX2000
      @RyanEX2000 4 роки тому +202

      @@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 She is the Eldar that helps wake up Rowboat Girlyman of the Ultramarines. She gets shipped with him a lot.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 роки тому +106

      @@RyanEX2000 I feel like it's not so much shipping as incredibly obvious implications.

    • @Ardelanin
      @Ardelanin 4 роки тому +110

      @@Tom_Cruise_Missile anyone remember some of the first edition lore that the ultramarines chief librarian was part eldar? I sure do...

    • @Cheese25536
      @Cheese25536 4 роки тому +51

      The emissary that was referenced is Yvraine, and that’s who the rest of the Warp Crusade will be fighting against, whereas Fyodor will be meeting Vect

  • @darcia3000
    @darcia3000 6 років тому +1908

    So Magnus is going to allow the BLOOD RAVENS on Terra? The Emperor is going to end up in the Blood Raven chapter armory isn't he.

    • @Anaverageguy41
      @Anaverageguy41 6 років тому +282

      Yzarc Blood ravens!?
      Quickly hide the reliquary

    • @danthompson9966
      @danthompson9966 6 років тому +284

      So Magnus meets more of his kids? Neat.

    • @revantobias8567
      @revantobias8567 6 років тому +69

      @@danthompson9966
      Deadbeat dad.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 6 років тому +147

      not his fault he lost custody

    • @danthompson9966
      @danthompson9966 6 років тому +235

      Does that mean that the Blood Ravens stole back their primarch?

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 6 років тому +1071

    "Have I died and gone to murder-heaven?"
    WARHAMMER 40K

    • @michaelmorante268
      @michaelmorante268 6 років тому +22

      I had no idea leman could channel star platinum from jjba
      And that’s all right:D

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 6 років тому +18

      Agora2021 Angron wishes he was in Murder Heaven, instead he's in Assault and Battery Valhalla

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 6 років тому +4

      You get a brass and iron star.

  • @Ghradri
    @Ghradri 6 років тому +464

    Kryptman wasn't banished from the inquisition because of his cruelty, it's because the inquisition found his virus bombs' bill

  • @magosmarechferracioli1128
    @magosmarechferracioli1128 5 років тому +265

    I like how Kaldor Draigo was facing the wrong way and *still* chanted heretic.

  • @alexmyth4694
    @alexmyth4694 5 років тому +815

    12:25 Kaldor Draigo is wearing his face as a mask?
    That's Superman level of identity concealment.

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic 5 років тому +51

      Holy crap! That one slipped past me. just another one of the many reasons it's worthwhile re-watching these things 3 to 20,000 times!

    • @wolfmoon256
      @wolfmoon256 4 роки тому +10

      holy shit he is

    • @picollojr9009
      @picollojr9009 4 роки тому +12

      Kaldor draigo IS ACTUALLY A CTHAN

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 роки тому +5

      More like He-man.

  • @ahmedwael3824
    @ahmedwael3824 6 років тому +333

    I am calling it, kaldor Draigo entering real space will summon Matt ward into the 40k universe

    • @Bioshocker66609
      @Bioshocker66609 6 років тому +38

      And that in turn creates the Cicatrix Maledictum.

    • @mouthofsauron328
      @mouthofsauron328 6 років тому +60

      Which would make the Deceiver a GOOD GUY, funnily enough.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +25

      Wrath of Mordor He wouldn't want Chaos God of Mary Sue Shit Matt Ward into 40K universe and will do everything in his power to keep him out by taking down Kaldor Draigo.

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 6 років тому +2

      Ahmed Wael COME TO THE WARD SIDE, WE HAVE *DEMOCRACY!*

    • @ahmedwael3824
      @ahmedwael3824 6 років тому +1

      Wrath of Mordor more like “doesn’t want the universe to become Mary-smurflandia “ guy but I agree

  • @ShockFist
    @ShockFist 5 років тому +3569

    Can I just say Alfa, throughout my many re-runs of ETTS and Co, the permanent subtitles are an awesome thing - I rarely watch without them due to slight hearing trouble in one ear, and they make my life much easier enjoying these.

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 5 років тому +168

      Also, - as a non-native English speaker, - I literally CAN NOT thank you enough
      Thank you SO FREAKING MUCH, I love you, Alfabusa

    • @uanarkopsykotik1387
      @uanarkopsykotik1387 5 років тому +123

      Also worth noting the subtitles themselves are amazingly done, often underlining the tone of whats spoken

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 років тому +105

      Funny how permanent subtitles were requested because early Kitten was hard to understand. THANK GOD people spoke up. TTS wouldn't be the same without them.

    • @randomstuff9005
      @randomstuff9005 4 роки тому +9

      @@philiproe1661 He wasn't hard to understand but I'm British sooooooo.

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 4 роки тому +14

      @@uanarkopsykotik1387 The subtitles are like a character of their own. XD

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 4 роки тому +1956

    Human: man kind
    Eldar: mon-keigh
    Some french eldar: mon-kek

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 3 роки тому +86

      Humans in the 21st century reading 40k lore: hah, monkey

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 роки тому +63

      @@coops3600 i mean no doubt the eldar might be saying monkey in their tongue instead

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 3 роки тому +52

      @@thecommentguy9380 I always figured it was a reference to how the elder view humans as primitive beasts

    • @whitewall2253
      @whitewall2253 3 роки тому +85

      @@coops3600 Mon-Keigh isn't a term referring to humans specifically, it refers to any band of violent and degenerate primitives, its like how the romans used to call everyone north of Italy "Barbarians."
      Its just associated so often with humans because you rarely see the eldar interacting with, say the Rak'gol or the Kroot and eldar have their own word for orks specifically.

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 3 роки тому +24

      @@whitewall2253 I’m gonna say it’s still a reference to the word monkey.

  • @mikailnascimento2823
    @mikailnascimento2823 5 років тому +1115

    Waiiiiit, the Victory Screen say "Daemonic Immunity" so... this means that da boiz that SURVIVED the WARP are uncorruptible to Daemon influence?
    Ma bois Scions?

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 років тому +196

      ..That Is A Kick-Ass Buff

    • @screamingrat4700
      @screamingrat4700 4 роки тому +101

      Space book says this is bad.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 роки тому +116

      @@screamingrat4700 *TO BAD I CAN'T READ*
      (Heavy Flamer Heresy Intensifies)

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 роки тому +102

      @Magni56
      So...it's literally just vaccines then. The exorcists are vaccinating their marines against daemonic possession.

    • @usokitsuki
      @usokitsuki 4 роки тому +16

      @@festethephule7553 this would explain the mutations... hehe

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 років тому +684

    Whoever is doing the voice of Custodisi really deserves a raise. Or a pat on the back. Or a few words detailing how he is doing an above average job.
    Seriously though, the character has insanely grown on me, which is funny since he began as the "middle man" and which is DOUBLY funny, because Eisidisi, the JoJo character on whom his model is based, ALSO grew on me after a while.
    The writing for that character is insanely funny and the voice inflections, especially on the creepy lines are incredible.
    To sum up: Is good.

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 6 років тому +692

    Caldor is so powerful he is the only person in the 40k universe capable of opening his mouth.

    • @thobsandst
      @thobsandst 6 років тому +19

      Darth Vader but way shittier eg The deciver.

    • @ethancolebarrett
      @ethancolebarrett 6 років тому +6

      Darth Vader but way shittier NO SUN!

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 6 років тому +1

      Thobias Sandst he breaks his jaw he can’t move it like our boi kaldor draigo

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech 6 років тому +1

      Darth Vader but way shittier
      Jackal God the Deceiver does too tho

    • @johnathanfoster4993
      @johnathanfoster4993 6 років тому +3

      Sly Marbo is constantly warcrying with an open mouth. Checkmate, heretics.

  • @michaelmalfaro3746
    @michaelmalfaro3746 5 років тому +451

    Inquisitor Obi-Wan Closeua Sherlock! You actually put him in. You absolute madman.

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 5 років тому +1341

    “YOU KNOW WHAT
    GIVEN THE SOUL-CRUSHING AMOUNT OF ARBITRARY DEATHS
    DECENT PEOPLE DIE FOR NO REASON IN THIS GALAXY,
    IT IS SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING TO SEE IT HAPPEN
    FIRST-HAND TO SOMEONE WHO ABSOLUTELY DESERVES IT”
    *squeal of immeasurable admiration, affection and moderate arousal* The...the Alfabus listened to my prayers!

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 років тому +53

      Will Rogers its never not satisfying to watch an evil person get an overdose of karma

    • @Benthino
      @Benthino 4 роки тому +7

      I do love the musical score there

    • @Hit_by_a_Parked_Car
      @Hit_by_a_Parked_Car 4 роки тому +7

      Oraoraoraoraora

    • @torpenhigalak5909
      @torpenhigalak5909 3 роки тому +7

      You gonna hand it to the Drukhari they deserve it.

  • @TheDoctor423
    @TheDoctor423 6 років тому +283

    Best exchange ever: "I am confused." "Welcome to the club, I am the head!"

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 6 років тому +617

    *“Restraint is not part of my vocabulary”*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +42

      "Neither is decorum and respectability"

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 роки тому +14

      Given his personality, you'd think "restraints" would be part of his vocabulary...

  • @BidnessGoose
    @BidnessGoose 5 років тому +373

    I love this so much, the fyodperor really is the humanity of the emperor, they are both joking, charismatic and political minds but one is cruel and lacks empathy, the other has it in abundance but is more subtle. Fyodperor's jokes haven't yet been at anyone's expense and have been dad jokes, where as almost every word out of the emperor on the golden thrones mouth is targeted and cruel to the point of extreme predictability. They are the same but one has the sensibilites and capabilities that we associate with a human.
    This is doubly amazing because as Magnus points out the emperor's plan of destroying chaos requires the removal of these very aspects the Fyodperor has, yet he is bringing it back. I think the Emperor realized over ten thousand years that he was wrong and that he shouldn't destroy humanity or chaos but needs a balance he had long since forsaken. Now his plans have changed and I think that's why he couldn't really argue with Uriah and why he is so hard to pin down on his plans, because while he isn't doing a complete one eighty, he has had a change of goal since he last really spoke to anyone, one that's going to be hard to explain. I'm excited to see where Alfa takes this and hope it's just as hilarious throughout, also if vulkan doesn't hug the shit out of Boi imma be mad

    • @jakechinn6561
      @jakechinn6561 4 роки тому +44

      The Starchild is believed to be the single largest part of the Emperor's psyche that just hangs about doing corporeal shit, larger even then the Thronebound one. It also happens to be the nicest part of his psyche, so that's neat.
      You don't have to destroy Chaos and therefore the Human psyche to beat Chaos. You just need to close the eye of Terror and keep massacring all the Psykers jobs a good 'un.

    • @joedan5366
      @joedan5366 3 роки тому

      Love this thanks

  • @mysticalypyro825
    @mysticalypyro825 6 років тому +373

    I died when he said " NO SUN" and pushes or hits the sun towards those people in space ship then survives with the people.. SO everyone lived but funny

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 6 років тому +67

      He ate the son, and the messup of gravity caused the ship with inquisitor extermintatus button to be pulled into the mirror along with draigo.

    • @sergeantvedara9165
      @sergeantvedara9165 5 років тому +40

      "and in eve of my... *FORTIEH THOSAND* straight Exterminatus i am happy to announce a long last ( sees the sun ) my retirement..."

  • @josephjordan2756
    @josephjordan2756 6 років тому +512

    Gotta agree with the Emperor, that beatdown was incredibly satisfying.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 років тому +18

      Reminds me of giorno seven page beatdown

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 5 років тому +13

      Now I'm picturing Leman WRYYYYYYYYYing Eldar apart
      Except it's less a screech/cry and more of a roar

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 роки тому +10

      Have I died and gone to murder heaven?

    • @Benthino
      @Benthino 4 роки тому +4

      All I need is the track during his seven page ORA

    • @cxfives9023
      @cxfives9023 4 роки тому +1

      @@Benthino Same

  • @psychogunner7062
    @psychogunner7062 6 років тому +850

    I know how hard it is to make this series, considering voice acting, editing, script writing and such
    The fact that this episode got split into three really shows how much love went into it
    Alfa, I think I speak for everybody here
    Thanks for the wonderful work, and the wonderful times you provide with this series

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 6 років тому +4

      Three? Did I miss something? It says "part 2" in the title...

    • @lozza925
      @lozza925 6 років тому +3

      I agree some of the earlier episodes started to drag on as continuous sequences, it's a bit better structured here..

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 6 років тому +4

      Mati Hooti The 5th Special episode was supposed to be part of ep 26

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 6 років тому +2

      Specifically I believe it takes place concurrent with part 1.

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 6 років тому +1

      Psycho Gunner I haven’t laughed this hard watching something in a long time thank you

  • @satosensei2987
    @satosensei2987 3 роки тому +55

    Rogal Dorn: "This is no prank, is it? I am extremely perplexed, and confused, and redundant..."
    Why do I feel that this perfectly fits him as a character over the entire lore.....

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 років тому +867

    Kaldor Draigo ate a Star… does that make him a C’tan now?

    • @JonyTony2018
      @JonyTony2018 6 років тому +156

      My theory is that he’s the void Dragon, the emperor’s pet C’tan!

    • @Valduria
      @Valduria 6 років тому +37

      And grabbed up Inquisitor Headsmash so he could appear in this episode.

    • @kino_enjoyer
      @kino_enjoyer 6 років тому +53

      @@JonyTony2018 perhaps the Outsider... like they are both shit insane

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 6 років тому +29

      Well, we don't know how exactly he's a Grey Knight Captain. It's very hard to get into that Hellish Heavenly group of fanatics and loyalists.
      Plus why he decided to stay who knows how long in the Warp that made his mind wonky but his dick as well.

    • @dennisrydell6883
      @dennisrydell6883 6 років тому +31

      Of course not! The C'tan were always a Kaldor Draigo! Sometimes multiple! Never several more than once at the same time, but always whenever they liked and so pleased.

  • @EdgeZXY
    @EdgeZXY 6 років тому +424

    Can we get a few spin off episodes of the Scions doing funny A-Team style shenanigans during missions they get dispatched to? I was so glad when they didn't die

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +2046

    (Clown sounds)
    Also known as basic French.
    ...
    ..
    .
    You know What? That's accurate

    • @kardaran7345
      @kardaran7345 5 років тому +167

      I'm french and even me have difficulty to understand what she said.
      (Yes because she have a moment were she speak french)

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 5 років тому +10

      @@kardaran7345
      Same here

    • @Yukirapaccioli
      @Yukirapaccioli 5 років тому +62

      @@fatalos6855 " [...]petit à petit l'oiseau fait son nid (rire)"
      And she speaks in english with a big and powerful french accent

    • @t3hsourcey
      @t3hsourcey 5 років тому +101

      The voice actress is Finnish, it would be reasonable to assume she doesn't know French or have a natural French accent, but she nails the stereotypical one perfectly!

    • @arriasinsanite4886
      @arriasinsanite4886 5 років тому +41

      @@t3hsourcey i am french and it's pretty close to what a french person trying to speak english would sound like

  • @onceuponaban
    @onceuponaban 4 роки тому +93

    You'll note that during the "Heretic!" chanting segment, the only ones on-screen who weren't going along with the mob, aside from obviously Kryptman, the Fyodperor and Leman Russ, were the Tempestus Scions and the handful of Imperial Guards at the back.

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 2 роки тому +10

      And we can safely assume the Space Marines and the Canoness didn't either

  • @ferrusshead4187
    @ferrusshead4187 6 років тому +86

    THE POSSESED SPACE ELEVATOR LIVES AGAIN!
    also seeing the old models gave me a nostalgia attack. damn times flies.

  • @marcustulliuscicero5443
    @marcustulliuscicero5443 6 років тому +831

    Wait ... the "Crimson Tigers"?
    Magnus, the **Crimson** King, and **Kitten**

    • @SpookyMarine
      @SpookyMarine 6 років тому +120

      *MIND BLOWN*

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny 6 років тому +72

      Holy Emperor...

    • @miguelrueda1291
      @miguelrueda1291 6 років тому +31

      oh my emperor nice catch.

    • @TMHedgehog
      @TMHedgehog 6 років тому +46

      Also think about this.
      They picked up two blood ravens, who might be the descendants of loyalist thousand sons.
      Could the Crimson Tigers be founded as a new Chapter/Legion for Magnus?

    • @marshallinnocent5275
      @marshallinnocent5275 6 років тому +15

      How did you miss the color scheme being red and gold?

  • @liirha
    @liirha 6 років тому +350

    Inquisitor Headsmash being the voice of reason is a very odd state of affairs...

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +44

      Kharakian And we have Inquisitor Toddler-On-The-Ground being shot multiple times by Ex-Inquisitor Kryptman and the Dark Eldar for being too annoying especially her whiny voice.

    • @liirha
      @liirha 6 років тому +17

      You call the Man Emperor of Mankind a heretic... you pay the price.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +16

      Kharakian Indeed. If the Dark Eldar shot Inquisitor Toddler-On-The Ground just to shut her up, the bitch deserved it.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682
      @friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682 6 років тому +3

      Kharakian are you saying smashing the exterminatus button with your head ISN'T the reasonable option!?!? Choose your next words carefully.

    • @liirha
      @liirha 6 років тому +9

      Some Inquisitors are just very enthusiastic about their job. Nothing wrong with that!

  • @delta138_zam
    @delta138_zam 4 роки тому +98

    33:20 the fact Cegorach’s theme starts playing at this point is truly, *truly* the greatest part of the dark Eldar POV section

  • @mysticalseapotato8303
    @mysticalseapotato8303 6 років тому +512

    This series got me into 40k. Just to understand this stuff, I had watched and read up on lore and lore videos, several hours of it. I do not regret my decision.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 5 років тому +15

      You and me both! I knew about 40k it was a thing, but didn't know it had SO MUCH lore.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +1

      Hisoka Morow definitely there’s lore within the lore and not just the factions everything has lore even the animals

    • @sergiovergaramontemiranda2116
      @sergiovergaramontemiranda2116 4 роки тому

      Me 2. I got into 40k thanks to this, 40k fractions in a nutshell and the Reviews of space hulk deathwing of Russian. I dont regret anything

  • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
    @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 6 років тому +597

    Why did it take me so long to realize that all the people in the victory screen were the casualties of the battle?

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 років тому +64

      Only In Death Does Duty End

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 5 років тому +43

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 The Legion of the Damned disagrees.

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 років тому +20

      @@robertmartin8907 ...*Consults Inquisitorial Record For Possible Responses*

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 5 років тому +14

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 Response found: *R E D A C T E D*

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 3 роки тому +1

      The fact that they're facing shining white light, tells us this:
      The Return of the Star Child, of the Emperor's compassion, saved them from the Warp.
      They're dead, but they're also saved.

  • @xXDonTdODRugZXx
    @xXDonTdODRugZXx 6 років тому +81

    I like how when everyone started to call Fyodor a heretic, the Scions remained silent. Shows how loyal they are

  • @chaplainbarton6186
    @chaplainbarton6186 4 роки тому +237

    Sun: -exists-
    Draigo: NO SUN!!!
    Sun: okay.

    • @2cool2kill
      @2cool2kill 21 день тому

      Beo's Chrisma is ten.

  • @MadHatter471
    @MadHatter471 6 років тому +354

    Alfa, I swear your dialogue gets better with every episode. The Fyodperor jokes were so perfect, I have to wonder how long you have been planning this. Also, Zoran as Russ was amazing as always, and Stellar's beautiful voice so perfectly fits the reborn(?) emperor. This is probably my favorite 40k thing ever along with the all guardsman party, and it's absolutely fantastic to see it progress like this, especially given all the hard work that clearly went into this. Thank you so much for this wonderful abomination.

    • @Litany_of_Fury
      @Litany_of_Fury 6 років тому

      This episode took a few months. The general plot has been around for years from alfa and his friends but it's everchanging is believe.

  • @F4GRAPHICS
    @F4GRAPHICS 5 років тому +350

    I think the Deceiver is my new favorite character.
    *I am not saying anything, I AM SCREAMING*

  • @shamrocksardonic2582
    @shamrocksardonic2582 6 років тому +616

    I'm not going to lie, I was very upset when I thought the Scions were going to die. I was rooting for them throughout the Khaine's Gate ordeal, and it would've sucked to see them die because of a mirror.
    But thankfully the God-Fyordperor is the best dad ever.

    • @zillachar
      @zillachar 6 років тому +63

      AHEM. *Points very angrily and pointedly at Daddy Asura from Asura's Wrath, who killed the fucking god of all creation because he MADE HIS DAUGHTER CRY* Take. It. Back.

    • @conagherdenson2194
      @conagherdenson2194 5 років тому +11

      Dadperor

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 5 років тому +12

      Star-Fyodperor*

    • @neospark1326
      @neospark1326 5 років тому +7

      MY TEETH ARE M E L T I N G *dying gurgling*

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 5 років тому +6

      You gotta admit, Isaac Hamilton has got ya there.
      Okay, list of top fictional dads that I can remember so far:
      1. Asura
      2. Fyodperor
      3. Kratos(from the game where he fought Norse gods, aka God of war (4))

  • @jak8714
    @jak8714 4 роки тому +153

    I think one of my favorite parts is how freaked out Leman Russ sounds when he rants about ‘god-forsaken sun at the end of the catacomb’. It’s a good demonstration that, even by 40k standards, throwing a sun at someone is considered overkill. Does a solid job of showing how scary the Drukhari really are.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 2 роки тому +8

      Meanwhile the Necrons are laughing and giggling because been there, done that, slaughtered billions. Won a war. Enslaved star gods. Use them as living batteries/Pokemon.

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Shadethewolfyall the while their souls were lost and they had to hide in tombs for millions of years from the ascendant eldar. The necrons did not win the war in heaven, no one did except maybe the eldar but the war in heaven set them up for their fall. That’s the point of the war in heaven, that it was a waste for everyone involved, and it ruined the future for everyone who came after.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Dap1ssmonk well... it depends on which War in Heaven, because there's technically three.
      The third one was the Necrons' rebellion against the C'tan. That was the one I was referring to.
      but yes, you are correct in saying that they lost the first two Wars in Heaven. Also the whole lost soul thing.

  • @warbossguttz7407
    @warbossguttz7407 6 років тому +326

    Seeing all the old group and models is giving so much nostalgia :)

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 6 років тому +499

    The fact that you opened up with a DoW video-game loading screen and victory screen from the previous episode's tabletop ruled battle is nothing short than hilarious. The flat what from Lord Adorable even more so. And the best part of this? This is just the opening act in a 40+ minute GLORIOUS episode! You really are spoiling us with this juicy immaterial.
    Over the years, you've gotten more and more clever in your executions and planning in this glorious web series, Chapter Master. Well done, you magnificent bastard! Have a cactus! Restraint in heaping praise on you is not part of my vocabulary.

  • @heirtoroma4152
    @heirtoroma4152 6 років тому +851

    Can we get a “Leman Russ beats up a Dark Eldar for 10 hours” remix?

    • @TemplarBlonic
      @TemplarBlonic 5 років тому +53

      Let us send warp energies StringStorm’s way to do so.

    • @zanestewart9458
      @zanestewart9458 5 років тому +37

      I cant believe he went full jojo mode

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 років тому +23

      @@zanestewart9458 he did a steely dan and giorno seven page beatdown

    • @terrormask1
      @terrormask1 5 років тому +14

      @@zanestewart9458 Actually more Fist of the North Star mode if you ask me, especially that finishing pose

    • @heirtoroma4152
      @heirtoroma4152 5 років тому +4

      Sicco Ok, season 1 Jojo
      Thats literally FoTNS and Jojo’s

  • @feIIas
    @feIIas 4 роки тому +83

    10:05 why is Gordon Ramsay here on the right? Alfabusa continues to truly astound us with all the little secrets and jokes in his work

  • @ChapterMasterValrak
    @ChapterMasterValrak 6 років тому +868

    GLORIOUS!!!!!!!

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  6 років тому +29

      You are too kind, chap master.

    • @Crazyd6666
      @Crazyd6666 6 років тому +2

      Chapter Master Valrak Go back to your channel and make Primarch returns videos. XD

    • @matics453
      @matics453 6 років тому

      Wait is Ghagati Khan going to be on TTS(sorry for the spelling)

    • @bengrogan9710
      @bengrogan9710 6 років тому +5

      Well they're a Commoragh, where the Khan supposedly is.
      I expect Vect wants to offer them peaceful passage if they take this FAHKING SPEED FREAK AWAY

    • @matics453
      @matics453 6 років тому

      Ben Grogan i like how u wrote FAKHKING SPEED FREAK in the end. But I hope we get to see the great Khan in action and free from those SPACE DRUG DEALERS

  • @Zakvadr1995
    @Zakvadr1995 6 років тому +209

    I think the term “supermurderbonarificgalactucusorgasmus” sums this up well. This has been one amazing ride and I think I speak for all of us (except those soon to be Dark Eldar slaves who dislike this video) when I say that this is amazing and we can’t wait for more! Take your time Alfa, create perfection that will make Fabulous Bill weep with joy!

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 роки тому +29

    12:42 I love how you can subtly see the other dark Eldar slowly backing away from Leman.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 6 років тому +640

    RIP Dominique, your coffin is shiny as well.

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 6 років тому +33

      Wish Star child gave Dominique his sand paper cigarette...

    • @LittleGoblinBastard
      @LittleGoblinBastard 6 років тому +23

      well where ever he went, I'm sure he's having the finest paper cig

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 6 років тому +9

      Indeed his voice will be the must soothing sound ever right next to the Emperor's

  • @TommyBoyee123
    @TommyBoyee123 6 років тому +370

    Best parts:
    The return of Kryptman!! Calato is soon to be getting him some recaf!!!
    Skarbrand being skarbrand.
    Fresh sorcerer saying: "kill me, daddy!!"
    Kitten!!!
    Overall this episode was good and literally made my dreary day at work a hell of a lot more enjoyable. Keep up the good work Alfa. I can't wait for the next one!

    • @sitromxe9472
      @sitromxe9472 6 років тому +10

      You failed to mention The Deceiver's scene. Your comment is invalid.

    • @TommyBoyee123
      @TommyBoyee123 6 років тому

      Sitromxe
      ...Maybe he can smoke a joint with the laughing god while watching dark eldar murderfuck shit.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 6 років тому +181

    7:43 This Exterminatus guy has given us YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS MEME!

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 6 років тому +4

      WITH A BEARD

    • @matics453
      @matics453 6 років тому +2

      *WITH* *A* *BEARD*

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 6 років тому

      Oh mah lawdy lawdy LAAAAAAWD!

  • @wolfmoon256
    @wolfmoon256 4 роки тому +54

    It makes one wonder just how much of the Emperor's legendary charisma is just him straight up exerting psychic influence over people's minds

  • @jojothehamster
    @jojothehamster 6 років тому +175

    Making clown speak French. Well played Bruva, well played.

    • @donbionicle
      @donbionicle 6 років тому +4

      I feel like I'm not getting the Lady Malys maybe is/isn't Cegorach thing. Maybe it's intentional.

    • @doctorlighthouse2589
      @doctorlighthouse2589 6 років тому +19

      I didn’t know there was a difference between a clown and a french.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +6

      Simon She's a Harlequin all along!

    • @piclup992
      @piclup992 6 років тому

      +General Fried Chicken
      -_-

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 6 років тому +2

      Brutakalaka, malys has a shard of Cegorach in her heart in the lore. So it is intentional

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 років тому +736

    “It’s the corgi boy”
    lmfao

    • @DaLkalts
      @DaLkalts 6 років тому +2

      could have been "doge" :)

    • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
      @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 6 років тому +11

      I can’t wait for him to find out that his the emperor renamed his legion the “Space Corgis”

    • @smellyflounder7544
      @smellyflounder7544 6 років тому

      Did not not expect you here

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 років тому +2

      @@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire corgomancers

  • @DragonfameDracas
    @DragonfameDracas 6 років тому +317

    I'm hearing a lot of Just as Planned. I'm beginning to suspect this has all been a ploy by Tzeentch.

    • @Fanatic808
      @Fanatic808 6 років тому +66

      Hypno-Thorax Shhh don’t give away my plan

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +66

      Hypno-Thorax I don't think so. Tzeentch was still in a nerd temper tantrum of losing the children's card game to Kitten.

    • @dwreanchinotan
      @dwreanchinotan 6 років тому +18

      OR IS IT?

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 6 років тому +37

      dwreanchinotan Or was it Emps stealing Tzeentch's catchphrase just to piss the nerd off.

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 6 років тому +24

      Hypno-Thorax Nah, it was all planned by the God Emperor, Tzeench, Chegorat, the Deceiver and CREEEED one Saturday when they were bored of always playing a children card game.

  • @alulim1338
    @alulim1338 5 років тому +52

    I just realized, the Emperor overriding Fyodor Karamazov is exactly what Sigmar did to Karl Franz.

  • @patrickbuckley7259
    @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +672

    "You there, Ovular One" Has to be one of the cleverest lines.

    • @arta1924
      @arta1924 6 років тому +9

      Patrick Buckley That's not even the correct line though.

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +4

      +Artalen, Is it not? Huh... I stand corrected and have fixed my mistake. Thank you for catching that. Still Ovulater would have been funnier, but it is what it is...

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element 6 років тому +68

      The fact that the Canonness doesn't take any offense to the appellation or register any objection makes it even funnier.

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +86

      +dark7element, Honestly I am surprised she didn't go into an epileptic seizure from the excitement of being addressed by a Primarch while in the presence of what could vary well be the Emperor of Man Kind. That would like a nun being addressed by an Saint in the presence of Jesus Christ... I imagine that has to take an almost inhuman level of professionalism and decorim… The way he addressed her probably didn't even register.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 6 років тому +21

      Patrick Buckley better than another red rage comment.

  • @daemonofdecay
    @daemonofdecay 6 років тому +130

    9:16 “this is the only dark Eldar face I recognize as canon”

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 6 років тому +1491

    "You're saying a lot without saying much."
    Good summary of this episode tbh.

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 6 років тому +58

      Beriorn Hey, about 15 mins of it was on point.

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 6 років тому +65

      Kinda had to. Most "Part 2"s end-up having to say a lot without saying much because they have to wrap everything up and people get frustrated at the mention of a "Part 3."

    • @chadasmr8304
      @chadasmr8304 6 років тому +33

      They didn't wrap up much tbh, after understanding the Emperors current.... housing(?) of Fydor it all became just a setup episode. Surprised he gave it all so much time at the end of the day, most could be quickly explained in a mini episode.
      Oh he also introduced some inquisitor at the eleventh hour :V

    • @hiroprotagonest
      @hiroprotagonest 6 років тому +105

      Why is this "character dialogue" and "comedy" getting in the way of the plot!?

    • @angryspacemarine1045
      @angryspacemarine1045 6 років тому +7

      HERETIC

  • @klug5916
    @klug5916 3 роки тому +53

    As a French person myself, I absolutely love the deliciously exagerated pronounciation from Naerina as lady Malice. It's delightful!

  • @TheKurgis
    @TheKurgis 6 років тому +108

    Points out that one of the script writers played 96 hours of Soulstorm.
    Check Steam
    Have a whopping 753 hours in a game from 2008.
    Immediately pause to think about my choices.
    Start-up Soulstorm for another campaign.

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 6 років тому +6

      I have over 200 hours in Dragon Age: Origins...from just my first playthrough.
      F*ck knows how many hours I've played SWTOR in the years since launch, though...I'm afraid to ask if there's a way to find out.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 6 років тому +3

      I think I have about 150 hours from just Skirmishes with the Ultimate Apocolypse mod

  • @dtyler69
    @dtyler69 6 років тому +66

    Lost is at [Clown Speak] being french, laughing so hard its actually hurting me!

  • @DyamotoStars
    @DyamotoStars 6 років тому +93

    The Hons were not clowny enough. I feel disturbed, and violated. Keep it up!

  • @HEAVYISPY
    @HEAVYISPY 5 років тому +17

    Voice acting for The Deceiver is fantastic! His final line is delivered perfectly.

  • @Oscar_Lasco
    @Oscar_Lasco 6 років тому +189

    Naerina's French imitation as Lady Malys is absolument magnifique !

    • @kungfuchef8500
      @kungfuchef8500 6 років тому +14

      yeah, her pronounciation was actually pretty good!

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 років тому +8

      But it doesn't make any sauns.

    • @FuSiionCraft
      @FuSiionCraft 6 років тому +26

      French imitation ?
      It's not an imitation, it's the perfect "French who try to speak english"
      Maybe because she's French

    • @kungfuchef8500
      @kungfuchef8500 6 років тому +6

      Beelzebuth that would make more sense honestly. It was a bit too good for an English speaker

    • @FuSiionCraft
      @FuSiionCraft 6 років тому +1

      We talk like this during our first english class xhen xe have 6-7 years old. Soooo, if an English/American/Asutralian talk like this, just send him to the Goulags lol

  • @TheyCallHimBarkeep
    @TheyCallHimBarkeep 6 років тому +596

    MON-KEK!?

    • @twonty675
      @twonty675 6 років тому +63

      Mon-kek serving chaos, i assume?

    • @TheCrimsonFckr
      @TheCrimsonFckr 6 років тому +25

      Kaldor Drago?

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 6 років тому +9

      +Sir Chilliam Ace Frankly I hope the Jews win

    • @gespenjaeger2370
      @gespenjaeger2370 6 років тому +6

      Sounded more like Mon-Cake ;3 guess Drukari are in to sweets.

    • @John-ti2xr
      @John-ti2xr 6 років тому +3

      @@Dante3214 I mean, according to every jewish conspiracy theorist, they pretty much already have 😂

  • @VexedPersona
    @VexedPersona 6 років тому +141

    God damn this was well worth the wait for. Thanks Alfa and everyone involved. This was amazing.

  • @paulkersey3042
    @paulkersey3042 4 роки тому +13

    I just realized how funny this bit is, at 1:57 adornable's reaction.
    Every time he's been told something ludicrous he simply corrects the person he's talking to. But in this moment, he's taken completely aback. lovely lil' bit.

  • @Duhad8
    @Duhad8 6 років тому +144

    I want to just say right now that this new incarnation of the Emp should be called "The Dad Emperor of Mankind" for is puns, warmth and oddly paternal attitude compared to normal Emps.

    • @Chaossoul87
      @Chaossoul87 6 років тому +5

      Seconded

    • @jthenarwhal
      @jthenarwhal 6 років тому +26

      The Dadperor, The Sonperor, and the Holy Chair Spirit

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy 6 років тому +11

      well this emp is all of the emperors emotions and mercy wrapped up in one golden mobile throne boy. While emotionless emp does burns, dad emperor does puns.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 6 років тому +2

      +Oxopoha
      Yeah, Chair Spirit of Murdered Humanity Once, Will Do Twice if released from Mars...

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 6 років тому +176

    PRAISE BE TO THE MAN-EMPEROR! MAY WE BASK IN HIS DIVINE YET ALSO NOT DIVINE GLORY!

    • @techpriestpalidoriusbeatso8131
      @techpriestpalidoriusbeatso8131 6 років тому +10

      A Random Crusader - YES MY BROTHER! PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 років тому +11

      PRAISE BE HIS (entirely secular) GLORY!

    • @GabrielLopez-mo2xo
      @GabrielLopez-mo2xo 6 років тому

      LET US BASK IN HOS MANVINE LIGHT AND PURGE THE HERETIC....I MEAN THE BELIEVER

    • @matics453
      @matics453 6 років тому

      PURGE THEM *HERTICS*

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess Місяць тому

      I see a reference to the community's WH40k here?

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie 5 років тому +208

    "Commorragh. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious..."
    - Hopefully Fyodor in episode 27.

  • @firehazardentertainment8381
    @firehazardentertainment8381 4 роки тому +16

    "Random ecclesiarchal Tour Guide in way over his head" is officially one of my favorite characters, ngl.

  • @melissahunter2
    @melissahunter2 6 років тому +81

    Wait, so since Thunderpsyker was there as well with the Legion....
    Doesn’t this mean Kitten was basically talking to himself?

  • @CharlieName33
    @CharlieName33 6 років тому +83

    Your content has easily been one of my favorite things on youtube since i was introduced to it around the third episode, but I was not expecting to see a literal quality upgrade from episode to fucking EPISODE. Last episode had quality, but I can SEE the difference in the rendering itself and the lighting as well as the fluid movements of the characters on screen. Maybe its just me, but things actually look like you found some way to put more quality even in just still pieces of the backround as well. Also the small personal movements of characters who are not the main focus at any point is genuinely awesome with how much effort you put into it to make everything feel more real and life like. Along with editing lighting effects and additions to whatever is happening on screen.
    I'm also happy the writing is finally rolling up to what I want to happen and I'm so happy its happening, especially how you worked happenings from all three major plot points into one episode, big and small. The only thing I didn't like was Kryptman, but thats just cause he came off as a pointless interuption to the conversation with everyone else, but I don't think it detracted from the overall finished product, just a little bit that I personally did not care for. Fucking fantastic job Alfa and I am beyond fucking stoked to see the next episode. Please, take your fucking time mate. I want you to enjoy making it and make it as best as you can and we'll love every bit of it when it comes out. Rock the fuck on mate you are a god damn legend from how far you've come from making derpy moving cut out pictures and scratchy voice acting.
    P.S. THAT FUCKING DRAGO MOUTH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST THAT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND INTO PASTE

  • @finnheisenheim8274
    @finnheisenheim8274 5 років тому +54

    You know when you think about it the emperor of mankind himself is actually the biggest heretic in the galaxy. So the inquisitors freaking out aren't wrong in a way.

    • @MythosTheSophist
      @MythosTheSophist 4 роки тому +9

      Calling the Man-Emperor a heretic is HERESY! He banished them to the Warp for that exact reason!

  • @spongeyspikes09
    @spongeyspikes09 6 років тому +309

    Let me guess, the Smurfs are on their way to Commorragh?

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 5 років тому +37

      Combine that with the white scars primarch being there as well.

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 5 років тому +78

      @@shadow3675 So The Emperor of Mankind, Leman Russ, Kaldor Draigo, nearly the entirety of the Inquisition, the entirety of the Ultra Marine chapter, and the Primarch of the White Scars chapter who is as relentless in his hunt as Corvus Corax is, are all in or arriving at Commorragh. I believe that the Dark Eldar are, in their own words, *"BoNeD."*

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 5 років тому +40

      @@shadowstrider8295 here's hoping they kink shame that sex dungeon all the way into the eye of terror.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 5 років тому +23

      @@shadow3675 And Big E said eliminating the Dark Eldars ( with conventional means ) would expose the Imperium to other aggressors. Well, to Big E, this plan is as conventional as it gets xD

    • @centurionconrad
      @centurionconrad 4 роки тому +1

      He also sent star child to confront y’vrain

  • @Ghostwalker2061
    @Ghostwalker2061 6 років тому +64

    And I love how he carries his Exterminatus Button around. I want an Exterminatus Button!

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 6 років тому +2

      Ghostwalker2061 same!

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому

      Where can i purchase one? And for how much thrones?

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 6 років тому +288

    Is it odd that I want Lady Malys to whisper sweet nothings in my ear?
    Do I need to report to my local Inquisitor?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 6 років тому +76

      Yes you do. Man-Emperor protect

    • @AllYourPals
      @AllYourPals 6 років тому +79

      Please bare in mind she is a drukari, sexy French accent or no.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому +32

      A psychiatrist would be required

    • @HackaX26
      @HackaX26 6 років тому +16

      Surrending is required be it to her, Sister Soritas, or the Inquisition. Whatever the result it will be hot at least. Not that I'm implying you're some cheese eating surrendering mon' keigh.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 років тому +4

      If you do say goodbye to your loved ones because you will be död

  • @Titan360
    @Titan360 4 роки тому +68

    So...the "birthday" big E is referring to is Ynnead's revival, and he wants to become the...Emissary?

  • @thedarkgenious7967
    @thedarkgenious7967 6 років тому +36

    I love that beautiful marble coffin with gold chains for Dominique