Russ plays a 'Small Baby Game' with the Dark Eldar - Vox-Logs
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- Primarch Leman Russ is bored during his journey through Commorragh. The Drukhari attempt to amuse him with a small baby game. This is a mistake.
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HEY, JUST SO YOU DON'T MISS IT;
I also released a new episode of BRO TRIP today!
I decided to throw this together as well, just to give you something extra. Hope you enjoy dark and eldar torture.
The subtitle captions really add to it, great job!
Double bill! Shock
Hmmmm is nice
Just like my last road trip lol
a game he used to play with his brother oh thats rather wholesome and sad at the same time
Leave it to Russ to be able to torture Dark Eldar...
....With 20 Questions.
As their fate is worse than death!
Number 15 will surprise you!
Funny. I would've thought that'd be Jaghatai's field of expertise.
They can't even get to 5 let alone 20, this would be fun
If he was already at Slanesh at question 3 I’d hate to see what 20 would have been.
So there’s an angry squat just running around randomly in Gomorrah killing stupid elves..........:..........Perfect
He is from this ua-cam.com/video/azOvRwrqz2M/v-deo.html
Pretty sure thats not a squat but i may be wrong
@@mmaster836 Yeah definitely a dwarf
With his Iron Fackin’ Feet!
We need more Dawi in 40k
Just wanted to point this out since no one has yet, but not only was Leman making the Dark Eldar his playthings.
He was doing the same to Slaanesh.
One of his favorite pastimes in the Warp was torturing Daemonettes by blueballing them until they exploded.
Here he more or less dangled a massive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet/Orgy right in front of She Who Thirsts' nose, probably the biggest since he/she/it was first murder-fucked into existence, and it was all torn away because some filthy Mon-keigh couldn't appreciate the glorious terror he had instilled in his victim, got bored, and fell asleep.
Leman Russ not only tormented a Drukhari to the point they were reduced to sobbing, mentally broken wrecks, he also blueballed Slaanesh at the same time. WITH HIS MIND.
I suppose the same could be said for all Chaos Gods
Slaanesh: Enjoys being blueballed
Tzeentch: Gets screwed over, thereby fufiling his desire of seeing things getting screwed over
Khorne: Gets even angrier than he already was
Nurgle: Things remain as they were, maintaining the concept of stagnancy
*say it’s name you coward*
Mialisus yeah but not all kinks will leave you suffiantly satisfied
He is the best Primarch.
Oh my GODS!
To quote the Emperor on this: "You know what? Given the soul-crushing amount of arbitrary deaths decent people die for no reason in this galaxy, it is surprisingly refreshing to see it happen first-hand to someone who absolutely deserves it."
Seeing the dark elder scream and squirm in terror made my day
"And the vile words he thought of always found their way of worming into reality."
Magnus: "And so I squeeze mayonnaise onto the egg, Mayonegg."
LEMAN RUSS PTSD
But mayonnaise is already egg based that's just redundant of magnus
Boiled eggs (this is funny, but I have to say this from experience, remove the shell after boiling) mashed with mayonnaise (miracle whip is better) and some paprika makes an amazing budget egg salad for sandwiches
Edit: add a squirt of yellow mustard and a dash of celery salt to this simple recipe, absolutely great
Edit2: a dash of paprika can not go wrong, not powerful but adds some flavor, would recommend
@Steve Campbell ooo, I will totally try that next time I whip it up, thanks for the advice
@@jidk6565 i. i just read this in Rogal Dorn voice, and it matched?
Heresy whip is never better.
Fulgrim: How did you do it? How did you manage to summon Slaanesh themself into the material plane?!
Leman: I was bored.
Leman is a monster
Quarantine Russ
@@ChvdMaximvs Fulgrim is the same and he's also a daemon.
That’s what happens when you got psychic powers like Russ
@@ordoreductor983 Slaanesh enjoys trolling Fulgrim, clearly.
"She who thirsts?"
"that is not the name I am familiar with. Try again."
such a dick move, I love it
[relief sets in]
[trauma sets in]
Yep.
I feel genuinly sorry for a DARK ELDAR. Wtf. How.
How did he manage to do this?!
@@mojn4249 Slaanesh is the whole reason for the Dark Eldar being this way. They fear her to the entire races core. As you saw when one just speaks her name.
He's torn that he just saw the being that's responsible for his entire race's deal. Its equal to literally seeing a personified curse that you loathe and fear.
@@lumberluc No. Its the equivalent of seeing the Anti-Christ tear into reality, claim all of your family, and then REAPPEARS in front of your face, claws about to reach your face- then gone with the wind.
@@lumberluc It's NOT the reason the Eldar are this way, outside of them hiding. Dark Eldar were THE Eldar before Slaanesh was born, and they were just as cruel. That's the whole reason Slaanesh happened in the first place. So Slaanesh is just punishment for all the horrible shit they'd do in the past.
@@LordVader1094 I mean it's kinda accurate. I get the impression the Dark Eldar turned their debauchery up to 9001 after the Slaanesh murder-fuck happened.
"Is it.. d--....daemonic?"
"YYYEEESSS"
I love the sadistic satisfaction in Russ's voice.
the voice acting is too mother fucking good
@@KingLich451 I honestly can't stop watching this, it's got brilliant replay value haha!
Anyone who hates drukarai are satisfied with this
@@nidnoms3622 So everyone, then. I hate pussy space elves. Actually, I just hate _elves._ The only time I actually liked them was in Dragon Age, because they were firmly under the feet of humans.
@Cian Abroad Sound just like humanity turned up to eleven, except of the birthing Slaanesh part.
We are watching this in the Throne room.
May I have a non corpse corpsedust sandwich?
Father it is I your tech marine in tech priest disguise. May i ask when are you gonna give me the bed time story you promised about "the art of science and progress" and "the advance protocols and fortifications for palace sized bunkers?" I have not yet sleep for several weeks now still waiting for your bed time story
Same but in a different place my lord.
True
Aren't you sleeping on Your father's leg Rogal?
Deldar: "Is it... She-Who-Thirsts?"
Russ: "That is... Technically correct."
Deldar: "Oh, whew, for a second I thought-"
Russ: "Sadly for you sorry lot, I am *not* very technical. *Try Again.* "
If it was Dorn then... they wouldn't be playing this game. They would instead be being slowly verbally lobotomised by his proffering of and demands for technical details on the single square inch of deck plate they are standing upon, what a very fun game.
@@QuartzChrysalisWell dorn is a blank so it wouldn't work like it does for Magnus and Russ.
@@therealistintheboot8822 wtf Dorn is a blank??
No he just quieted the warp with his will, it’s like a form of telepathy that fucks with psychers and their spells.
@@logandickerson5628 and also makes the realms of chaos shit a brick
"Does it. . .live off emotion?"
*"Yes."*
*[Anguished realization]*
Ive never felt anything for the DE, but that moment genuinely made me fear for them
They're kinda pitiable in a way. Being basically turned from birth into the murder-orgy tyrants they are by both society and circumstance. As a faction I mean.
No mercy for dark eldar
"it" referring to Slaanesh im guessing?
I almost felt sorry for them for a few moments. As soon as the moments passed, i remembered they were dark eldar. Anything Slaanesh can do to them is too merciful.
You know, the first of Russ's word game made me think that he just ripped a silent but deadly fart that would make Nurgle chuckle.
I thought that too! Given a primarch's weaponized body, and the demon innard swill Russ consumes- yeesh!
Degenerates.
If he did those dark eldar wouldn't be alive
@@aliwahab1255 well they arn't ANYMORE to be fair hehehe
'trust me, Eldar. if it was ME, you'd be DEAD'
Who woulda thought Russ of all people would headline a horror story for dark elves?
Flashbacks of Russ psychically holding a space elf in the air while rotating it and (in a most pleasing fashion) punching it to literal nothingness
Me: 😳🤚
The Dark Eldar scared the shit out of the Nightlords but the Wolf Lord scared the shit out of them
Pretty much everyone. A cosmic horror story, on the other hand, was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Hes spent mellenia dodging 4 grotesque deities, 5-7 legions of mad superhuman warriors bent on the destruction, infection, and or corruption of the material world, and the combined pain and twisted emotional manifestations of the entire known galaxy. To physically avoid and combat those things alone is no small feat, but to even exist in an inherently corrupting space such as that and remain visibly unphased is impossible. Given how the warp functions, Leman is now kind of a psycher. A strong one too seeing as he summoned those things at the behest of a game. Hes just discovered his abilities.
@@jordanhaddix3592 EMPEROR UPON AN UNCOMFY CHAIR! RUSS IS A PSYKER......HE'S A NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD!
I like how Russ just casually blue-balled *Slaanesh*
Slaanesh was probably turned on at being blue-balled.
@@magnustheredxv considering how rare that might be for slaanesh to experience, very much so im guessing. and get the biggest love/hate boner that ever existed for who ever could actually do that
@@mrexists5400 Considering Russ was technically bringing "Her" into the material world, I can imagine she knew who was doing it and both love and hated him for it, on one hand she could have literally devoured trillions or so of souls while also relishing in perpetual pleasure, but on the other hand, she got blue balled, by a man falling asleep....something I can certainly say she has only experienced by Khorne.
@@bibby659 sounds like russ is unknowingly a champion of slannesh
@@theguardsman5358 just because one does something that pleases a choas entity ultimately means nothing.
Can we just appreciate that Russ just verbally murdered two and a half Dark Eldars? Magnus would be so reluctantly proud.
I think I was more than that. That dwarf Urist seems to have killed a ton of Dark Eldar as well.
AND blue balled Slaanesh so hard it got sent back to the warp.
Summoning entities with the power of Immaterium by casually thinking about them... Magnus might forget his back pain for a day.
It's nice to see Slaanesh to be treated like the Chaos God it is with all the horror that entails for once, and also how absolutely terrified the drukhari are of it.
To be fair, for humans Slaanesh is just an annoyance; they aren't going to attract enough attention in the immaterium to suffer the worse fates possible from it. They just have to worry about slaaneshi cultists and the like, because in battle they are a bit of a source of comedy. It interestingly is a perspective only possible from the "bad guys" (yes, the regular eldar also count)
@EGBrandan We are a source of WHAT?!
@@Finalhellmaster As a source of jokes and mockery my dearest perveted friend
I agree, it is nice to see this interpretation of She Who Thirsts.
@@Finalhellmaster HELLO THERE NAUGHTY PINK HAM!
"horrifying, unknowable god of the warp that consigned an entire people to an eternity of erotic torture seeps into the material world"
Russ: I sleep.
"Some red guy with horns"
Russ: real shit
@@athermo6412 Some red guy with nipples on his head*
Some red guy with a broken spine
@@bladestorm337 Magnus in the distance: FuuUUcKkk YyoooUU lLeeeEEMmaN RrRUuuuSSSS
Slaanesh: l am all things pleasure.
Virgins: lol sex
You know guys Leman Russ just had parallel to the 4 Chaos Gods.
Tzeentch a mind game
Nurgle a choke gas( a WOLF FART)
Khorne a warrior Dwarf
And Slaanesh a torture of Dark Eldars
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He might be the next one.
That's an astute observation.
Everybody knows Kitten is the true fifth Chaos god. He already owns the soul of a Primarch.
He has spent quite a bit of time in the warp. I’m not saying he’s gonna be Horas 2.0 but I do think he’s subconsciously influenced just a bit.
Malal: (sniff) That's right, you bastards, rub it in.
Russ is the True Everchosen
I just realized that if the red one had been more of a coward russ would have fallen asleep before he said its name. Irony.
I suspect he fell asleep to the tortured screams though, I don't think anything less would have proven a sufficient lullaby for him.
Seeing Dark Eldar begging for mercy is immensely amusing.
and from a dwarf/squat to. i think it was a fantasy dwarf though
Amusing and cathartic~
Also first question, Leman totally just ripped ass upon them. He farted out a small warp storm.
Honestly? Russ made the Drukhari feel more fear and pain than they could have inflicted on a Human using all of their tools, and even sent one of them right into Slaanesh's "tender" embrace.
He basically out-Dark Eldar'd the Dark Eldar by merely talking and some subconscious use of his Psychic abilities.
Jesse GD
What I thought
@@updfdrakkell143 The dwarf is a whole character reference to Dwarf Fortress if you pay attention to the credits he is credited as Urist Boatmurdered and he rants at length about the things he will make out of the dark elves
BREAKING NEWS:
"HUMANS ARE NOW SCARIER THAN DARK ELDAR"
You really count an ancient primarch as human?
@@Isnogood12
Yes and no as Emps said.
How is that breaking news?
Haven't you heard of "Humans are scarie"
Well it IS Leman Russ
It's refreshing to see a TTS short that really sells the true horror of Slaanesh, rather than just the whole "Sex, drugs, rock and roll" part. Only her Daemon Princes get to enjoy themselves, everyone else is a plaything...
No, everyone is its plaything. The only exceptions are the Slaaneshi Daemons which are actually part of Slaanesh. While the Daemon Princess are so changed by their apotheosis that they "only" want the She who Thirsts wants. Their is essentially Slaanesh and everything else.
Even being a Slaaneshi Daemon doesn’t protect you from its whims: ie the Masque.
@Cian Abroad No, the Masque was just a Daemonette who used to dance to cheer up Slaanesh whenever the Dark Prince was feeling down. After Slaanesh was tricked into an unwinnable battle with Nurgle and Khorne, it was in a foul mood, so the Masque dutifully danced to lift Slaanesh's spirits.
Unfortunately, Slaanesh being somewhat changeable, it decided that this particular time the Masque was mocking it and cast her out.
Seriously, at least Khorne had a damn good reason to cast Skarbrand out. The Masque was banished for _doing her job as Slaanesh had instructed of her._
Never thought I'd feel bad for a Daemonette, but there you go.
KrimzonFlygon1 don’t forget about the two turned to statues forced to look away from the palace and all its orgy inducing grandeur.
It also sells the horror of the Primarchs. For all their badassery, and as much as the Deldar deserve... pretty much any kind of torment, this does show that Russ is at the end of the day a brutal pitiless warlord three times the size of a man, a sadistic barbarian and not in the least bit friendly or kind - in fact he's just as willing to torture the dark eldar as much as the deldar are willing to torture any living thing, because Russ thinks they deserve it
It really says something about the quality of horror writing, acting, and sound design when four simple words, [Slaanesh enters the materium], can freeze your heart and drop it into your stomach.
It's the slow realization of just how out of their league the dark eldar are that sells this one.
Makes you wonder if all those blood orgys where whort it.
All Eldar are doomed unless they take responsibility for birthing Slannesh and properly parent hir. But, considering humanity is a waking titan...?
@@XSilver_WaterX Parent?
@@Pyxis10 They murderfucked Slaanesh into existance.
"Is it a weapon?!"
Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss.
"Is it, A GAS?!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Oh god Primarch-level Dutch Oven. Russ let out a WOLF FART
Oh cool, I'm not the only one that thought he farted. I mean, I hear space marine waste disposal stuff can be pretty deadly!
@@vahnnille7435 me too, if only it is on script
"In the Fang we call this one the "Breath of Morkai". Have at you, you spiky cocked leaf lovers!"
@@vahnnille7435 Actually, I thought that Leman damaged some part of the ship when slamming it's walls, causing a gas leak and poisoning the slimy elves...
had a hearty meal of demon rawhide before hand too
Seeing Drukhari suffer, dying horrible deaths, and having their souls sent to mega-hell is probably one of the most heartwarming and wholesome things to come out of 40k.
It always warms my heart and brings a smile to my face.
Makes one wonder if Slaanesh is truly so bad in the setting.
Hey at least they get to *be with their gods"
@@bgcvetan Yes. Yes she is. And thats what makes that one Red Dark Eldar's eternal torment all the sweeter.
@@Detahramet Yeah but the eldar were bad, and Slaanesh killed them off, in a way doing good to the rest of the galaxy, not to mention his birth blew off the warp storms that prevented warp travel, allowing humanity to rise once more.
This is one of the most glorious things I seen on the Internet in some time.
Alfabusa just NAILED this one! That really felt for the Drukhari on that one -- that was just horrific and glorious!
It is amazing that Alfabusa's is talented in producing for both drop-dead comedy funnier than anything that is mainstream and spine-tingling existential horror.
Sometimes in the same episode!
I love how Slaanesh, when Russ states he couldn't hear the solution of Red DE, and asks the last survivor to repeat, starts laughing histerically, just enjoying the sadism of the situation.
What is more painfull that a vain sacrifice? *NOTHING*
To say Russ cares little for the Dark Eldar is a understatement
But lets also be honest
The guy was always the Most Chaotic of the Loyalist Primarches
I bet that the Space Wolves chapter have created their own fucking Minor Wolf Chaos God through their Wolf-Religion
But they still are loyal to the emperor
@@quinnholloway5400 Don't the Space Wolves canonically fuck around with daemons they think are woodland spirits?
@@mrckapm2241 Yes, and much more. The whole Thousand Sons vs Space Wolves rivalry is supposed to showcase the fundamental injustice of W40K's universe, both were highly unorthodox, the Thousand Sons because of their research and the Space Wolves because they loved to murder things which often happened to be human. Leman Russ was often close to primarchs that would become traitorous like Horus or Mortarion and would have pleased Khorne a lot, their sack of Prospero went directly against the will of the Emperor. But in the end Horus chose to damn the Thousand Sons by sending the Wolves against them and not to render both harmless in the following war since they could have seriously hindered his plans.
So yes between chaos daemons, Wulfen, their mutations and much more the Space Wolves are with the Dark Angels those whose loyalty is the most questionnable, being due to causality more than to their character. That also means they are among those that oppose the most the inquisition and the Imperium's totalitarian nature though.
@@azarshadakumuktir4551 Honestly I like the Space Wolves. In regards to the Horus Heresy I think they drew the short end of the stick cuz they were manipulated by both sides into taking horrendous losses (their final assault on Horus' fleet ended with Leman terribly wounded and the Wolves lost like 1/5 of their remaining strength at that point) Regardless I think their semi-renegade persona is good for them. As was said in the TTS episode discussing them: They are what the Imperium needs them to be at the time.
"SLAANESH ENTERS THE MATERIUM"
As sound begins to distort and intensify horribly.
I have never come this close to pity for a Deldar in my life.
It can't enter the Webway right?
@@isaiahkayode6526 apparently it can if a powerful psyker like Russ plays a baby game.
Drukhari are, curiously, both pitiless and pitiful at the same time.
It felt good to be back
@@slaaneshthedarkprince2000 Fck, guys it's here. Everyone put a Cynanide bolt in your mag....
"Bored"
-Zoran during the great Quarentine of 2020
Everyone during Quarantine
The lord of disease would be disappointed
@@iambumbo7534 we all know the lord of pleasure is happy, lotsa kids getting made and dirty things being done behind closed doors.....
*40,2020
Papa nurgle is displeased
Russ make dark eldar having a panic attack for 16 minutes
Voice acting on this is stellar. As always.
It's ZoranTheBear. He practiced.
Well yes, it does happen in SPEHSSSS
Alpha ici, pas si étonnant.
Urist as always is magnificent
Well, all the soundwork strikes me even more. I don't know the right term but I mean ambient, modulation, specific sounds (5:53, 7:28, 7:45) and everything related.
I accept as canon the fact that there is a squat running around Comorragh insulting and killing deldars
Edit: THEY ARE BACK!
Edit 2: ua-cam.com/video/FBFgZzYEr-8/v-deo.html
You know Urist is enjoying every minute of it, too. As much as that permanently belligerent hellbeast can be, at least.
ARITE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Deldars lol
That's a Dwarf, Dorn.
@@nikolaivanov7400 I would think that's what the few drukari souls not immediately consumed upon capture are probably called. dildars. oh I'm usin that one from now on.
When you want to avoid a boss fight
Boss: INTERACT WITH ME, COWARDS
MUSES; I _TOLD_ YOU _NOT TO INTERACT!_
Michael I have sat perching on this barb-boat like a rancid seagull for longer a time than you lot deserve to live.
@@revandfriends8817 (Aggravated eye-roll and sigh) The security of this craft is officially compromised, please advise.
"don't mess with him, he is the son of our biggest mon-keigh costumer, it's bad for business"
-some eldar somewhere
"There´s also the fact that his brother is currently boinking one of our cousins."
"Never knew yvraine was into bestiality."
Don't you mean "consumer"? I can't see how it could be...
...oh. Oh no. By the Man-Emperor, now I get it...
All the shards of is soul are in a constant need of Eldar's soul booty.
Erikjust Except that hasn't happened just yet. Yvraine is still in Commoragh. The awakening of Girlyman and the subsequent boinking will come later.
Matihood1 maybe they‘ll meet her?
Say what you want about all three BDSM-Dar - and there is MUCH to be said - but Xylatro (The Red One) at least had some modicum of honor for a Drukhari. Literally letting Slaanesh take him and do god knows what to his eternal soul for all eternity and beyond before accepting dishonor. Pure gold!
Also the alternative was letting Slaanesh waltz right into Commorragh.
Xylatro is the only 1 Drukhari who is worth even a small bit of pity for.
@@thethirdsicily4802 To be honest, I wish they kept Xylatro alive. He was funny and had a unique voice and personality. But I do not question the Emperor's will.... Maybe we'll see him again down the road if any warp tom-foolery takes place.
@Tactical Bacon Yeah me too. The irony is that he was trying to AVOID such horror, only to be literally dragged into it anyway. Though it could be argued that nothing is worse than the fate of those you feed She Who Thirsts - even in Commorragh. Though it could also be said that each and every one of these knife-ears deserves it 1,000 times over for what they do on a daily basis.....
Really altruistic and honourablr, for a drukhari.
Shame no one cares he sacrificed to protect Kommoragh (or so he tought he was). If anything, Xilantro will only be remembered as a fool, or a escapegoat, for sacrificing for ANYTHING, even for the safety of his people.
Iike to think was his curse that screwed the other dark eldar on the barge. Now he shall have a very unpleasant fate, if not worse.
Drukhari: What is that?!
Distant voice of Dorn: They're called S Q U A T S!
I felt pity for the Drukhari for a second. before i realised how they remain alive. The only one that deserves pity is the red one since he was actually willing to sacrifice himself for his brethren
I mean with current lore some of them are working to kill she who thirsts, so they cant all be bad.
@@The_Desert_Tiger yeah. But i doubt the one that remained alive would be one of those
They work against Slaanesh because it's for their own survival, not because of righteousness.
@@atsukunisumeragi1967 Well yeah, but they wouldn't exactly _need_ to keep torturing people if Slaanesh committed non-existence. At least a few of 'em might stop the whole torture schtick if they're successful.
@@mortarion9813 Yeah but the Dark Eldar society was a lot like how the Eldar were before their fall. its how they created She who Thirsts in the first place.
Slaanesh singing is hands down the spookiest thing I've ever heard.
To make it more unsetling everything goes pink, black and purple as the deviased cackilng intensifies then it delivers the song.
Yeah it's pretty fucking spooky especially the choice of words as well.
ua-cam.com/video/azOvRwrqz2M/v-deo.html
That creeped me out. Never ever expected to hear Slaneesh sing.
So maybe it's the one who sang the creepy songs in the Dead Space games too.
*Leman Russ gets thrown into an arena to fight in gladiatorial combat *
Angron: First time?
@Juni Post Is he really, though? Even with the Nails, Angron defeated Leman during their fight, not caring whether he lived or died. Imagine what he'd be capable of without them.
@Juni Post hes just angry in general
@Lord Admiral Spire There's no evidence to support that. Angron has shown himself to one of the most capable Primarchs in the few moments of lucidity he has, so without the Nails, he would definitely be one of the best amongst his brothers.
I mean Russ himself was of the belief that only Sanguinious and Konrad Kurze we’re capable of defeating him in combat, though he is known for his arrogance so how accurate that is is unclear. However we do know Russ kinda kicked Magnus’s ass on Prospero and Magnus was actually one of the stronger Primarchs, he just preferred sorcery because he’s a nerd. With another 10,000 years of killing daemons of the warp under his belt Russ is probably even more proficient in TTS
@@laurenbastin8849 "Russ kinda kicked Magnus's ass."
Sure, after Magnus was single-handedly kicking the collective asses of Russ, the Wolves, the Custodes, *AND* the Sisters of Silence. He did all of this while Tzeentch was actively manipulating events so that Magnus would ultimately lose, in the form of an all too convenient last-minute intervention that saved Russ from death and allowed him to get the upper hand while Magnus was distracted.
You know for as whiny "woe is me for the end is near" the craftworld eldar can be, they never forgot the fact that there is no such thing as safety in this galaxy and that even if you are neurotic levels of careful the universe will go out of its way to prove that everything you done to prepare was like so much dust in the wind. The irony about the Dark Eldar is that despite their tendencies towards back stabbing murder they almost have a overinflated sense of safety within Commorragh that if broken for even a singular moment makes even their skin crawl with existential dread and turning them into the most pitiful creatures begging for their lives in a universe that treats such behaviour as a green light to inflict the most horrible punishment.
And they deserve it.
Yyyyyesssss
Rather then deal with how close to the worst kinds of horror that could kick off without a seconds warning. every single one of them is involved in the "quest to discover how much drugs i need to inhale before i stop remembering there's a problem"
I'm just surprised that not one of those things Leman was thinking about was Wolves.
That's because Wolves are always there, making it too obvious, thus the need for him to avoid anything involving wolves. And also probably because it's fun to give Dark Eldar their due via digging their own graves. Just need to give them enough rope to hang themselves, After all. :D
@@manualcontrol5581 Does eldar know what wolves are?
I honestly thought the answer to the second question was a wulfen.
leman actually smart guy who pretend to be stupid
Well of course, since that old bastard never encountered a real wolf. There are only mutaded furries on Fenris.
Plot twist: Urist was Russ' tabletop character.
Sergeant Hastagazpacho I could believe that
oh shit that makes a disturbing amount of sense
This explains all
Cool then perhaps given Dorns choice wouldn’t it be funny if other primarchs had dwarf avatars as well
Though I have a weird feeling that guilliman might roll up an elector count given what Calgar and urial were talking about with the “certain theme among the chapter”
@@alasiadarthe001actual9 I don't see corvax rolling a dwarf, unless said dwarf is severely emaciated.
I like the DEldar that was ready to lay down his life and embrace eternal torment for his city, knowing that no one would apreciate or even be aware of his sacrifice.
I mean, it didn't work but as a Astra Militarum fanboy I have to respect that grit.
Yup, for those who didn't understand - they were just shown what happens when they lose a game: the thing Russ thinks about materializes into the materium, and that being can then do whatever it pleases. Now, having quickly became aware of *exactly* what Russ is playing at, they've also come to the sudden, and horrific realization that they're now inside a dark and insidious trap...
If they intend to win the game, they must speak the very name of the being that Leman Russ is thinking of: Slaanesh. But a Druhkari speaking that name would immediately exposes his soul to the God of Depravity's gaze, instantaneously damning him forever to drown in the bowels of She Who Thirsts. But... should they fail, an even worse fate awaits, not only for them, but for all of Commorragh - Slaanesh would instantly enter the materium, and directly within the core of their homeworld. The lives of all who lived within the city would be forfeit, as the entirety of their people face the same end that their ancient empire did so long ago...
So, one went forward, choosing to give his life to save his people, while cursing at his fellow soldier for his cowardice, only for it to be meaningless anyways, as Russ didn't hear the full answer. Then, the other soldier gave into his fears, and just as the drinker of eldar souls was about to step into Comorragh and swallow the Dark Eldar race whole, Russ falls asleep, ending the channelling of the Chaos God, and the whole thing ends with a fizzle.
And so, the last remaining soldier falls to his knees, his life still with him, but his mind is broken, and his soul forever damned anyways.
@@matasa7463 do Deldar not have soul stones? also sec0ond dude got dragged off to the pit so hes gonna meet his friend sooon anyway
@@theroboticpotato They do not.
They still technically have their souls, but Slaanesh is sucking on those and draining it bit by bit while Deldar live.
Most of the evil crap they do is expressly harvesting other souls to "refill their tank" so to speak. If Deldar don't consume other souls their total "soul tank" runs empty and they're yoinked to Slaanesh.
@@patchwurk6652 that's fine but it dosent answer my actual qirastion which is why can't they use soulstones
@@theroboticpotato I think soulstones are psionic tools and the Deldar are all non-pskyers.
The best thing about Urist, being a Dwarf Fortress reference, everything he said your dwarves can and will do in Dwarf Fortress.
Dwarf Fortress is a magical game.
It's more like crack tbh.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 Was dicking around on Steam and saw it. Any word when that's going to be a thing?
@@ObsidiaBlack1 It can be downloaded for free from their website.
@@ZeroCanalX True, but would rather show my love financially, and No, I don't have a credit or debit car to donate a few bucks.
@@ObsidiaBlack1 It already is a thing, and has a bit of a cult following. You can find multiple creators using Dwarf Fortress to tell interesting stories on youtube.
That 'yeeees.'
Proof that Russ and Dorn are brothers.
Also the fact that they’re both primarchs, but eh
You see ,in "official" lore ,they meybe were brothers ,but most of the time it was more like relationship between co-workers or friends at best.
@@pokejust7045 Uhhhhh...
Dude, they're literal brothers. As in, genetically related. All of the Primarchs are.
@@StellarElite1 That and they all have have the same mother and father.
Or that they are Predacons in disguise. Yessss
Leman Russ: Bored
Also Leman Russ: Casually summons Slaanesh into the material realm.
Into the webway but close enough
@@dakotaschnieders365 commoragh is technically its own material realm
Who cares slaanesh can destroy this city and leman russ just have to make a deal with slaanesh to help them exchange fordark elder souls
Think Russ spent to much time with Draigo in the warp.
Puede.... russ sumon? Chaos?
"I've sat perched on this barb-boat like a rancid seagull for a longer time than you lot deserve to live"
It's been less than five minutes.
How long do you think the average Dark Eldar deserves to live?
@@arthurrebello919 fair enough
The problem with dark eldar is they weren't raised by wolves
Wolves are *STRONG.*
Honestly I wasnt exspecting the dwarf, I was exspecting some Wolf Cerberus when it kept bringing up hell. But eventually he will with his corgi force.
_FER WOULVES ARE _*_S T R O N K_*
That’s why Rome was so strong
Leave it to a Primarch to psychologically break the DARK ELDAR.
Through _Twenty Questions,_ no less
Considering Russ can summon *”SLANEESH”* itself at any moment with but a thought, Russ is a full blown existential apocalypse for the Dark Eldar, an Extinction level event normally reserved for the end of the end times if Warhammer Fantasy can attest to.
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire I mean... the people of Fenris say he will return during the End Times. But apparently he's going to bring it.
I TAKE SUFFERING BEFORE DISGRACE! For Commorragh!
-one badass of a Dark Eldar
One of the few relatively decent, I suppose. As decent as their kind can get, I guess.
For a horrible, drug diler, torture, terror, slave seller race
This one... died with... honour?
Is this word can even apply to Drukarii?
[visible confusion]
@@hatter3555 Well, it shows that honor and morals are two different things.
Not gunna lie inwas kimda hoping hed survive, but now im not so certain, did he get the better deal then the guy who did
@@XenoTechnian please explain, what is the deal with Pits? I'm not that good with xeno lore.
"Interact with me cowards" is how I am going to head every email from now on.
"Is it hard to breathe."
"YES"
"No wai- that wasn't a question."
I didn't notice this the first time. He gave them a big hint and didn't even notice. The details are sooo good!
If you pay attention, before summoning urist, he asks if they cherish their kneecaps.
Two TTS episodes in one day.
The Allfather had indeed been generous to us in these dire times.
Damm you Nurgle!
@@citrusorange794 and your followers.
Not the all father but EMPEROR HE IS NO GOD BUT JUST A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GOLDLIKE HUMAN WHO ISNT A GOD.
@@thegreatboi8357 Well Emps has been around long enough that he's probably the [insert number of greats here] grand-father of all of humanity by now. So technically calling him all-father might be accurate even if he's not a god.
@@thegreatboi8357 All hail the Man Emperor of Mankind!
I love the rumbling "Dad never loved me" from Russ as he's snoring. DAD ISSUES CONFIRMED
Wait did he actually say that?
@@pinestriker2789 Listen closely at 16:16 .
He's a Primcarch, that's a given.
Sanguinius took all the love
Thanks for making that clear!
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come off rude."
Absolutely lovely, also I wonder how he'd be when he IS rude.
He'd be playing fockin' lute. Out of tune.
Just Dawi things
uriest probably thinks calling his grandma out was too much even for him
Sooo...nobody's gonna bat an eye, that Russ just summoned Slaanesh? Not a greater daemon, but the actual god(ess)?
I mean, he IS a Primarch so is anyone _really_ surprised?
@@noneofyourbusiness2437 plus let's be real, it was probably slanessh doing most of the work as she probably really likes the taste of those fancy eldar chocolate flavor and wouldnt pass a first hand invitation from a primarch
To be fair, the Webway is a lot more forgiving than the Materium when it comes to corporealising Warp entities.
I'm just gonna say this right now, Slannesh is a "Sadistic Futa-Bitch that only the Dark Eldar Deserve."
Leman didn't actually summon slaanesh but the eldar did as slaanesh keeps a special eye out for the eldar.
Oh, god. When I heard his voice faintly through the portal, I had hope, & I smiled, & I prayed it was him...
BUT HE CAME! & I actually laughed so hard that I had tears in the corners of my eyes. Thank you, Alfa. This is beautiful.
Im kinda disappointed he didnt return in the fantasy video. The only thing that could have made it better was the characters from Ravendils quest
@@Legitpenguins99 We had Magnar Buckethead
>BUT HE CAME!
Me, a debased individual: "Hehe, came"
I thought it was gonna be shrek or something, wasn’t familiar with urist
Ah, a person of culture as well I see
Oh yeah! Russ has the *_Armor of Elavagar_* which has the ability to create an aura of murderous chill around the Primarch at will. In Fenrisian tongue, _Elavagar_ means "A wave of killing frost".
EDIT: Nevermind, Leman was just using his Psyker powers again.
EDIT 2: Scrying bones need wi-fi?
EDIT 3: Never thought I'd hear a Scottish dwarf kick a Dark Eldar's ass before.
EDIT 4: Not gonna lie, Slaanesh's little rhyme was unsettling.
@ Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i think he did.
Wi-Fi stands for Wychless Fidelity. It's a Dark Eldar brand name, so don't seek much meaning in it.
Leman is a psycher? I thought he hated that stuff
@ imagine how bad it must be from that deamon ale he makes.
@@justinchalifoux4424 Technically he just didn't like Psykers going crazy with their powers, hence his clash with his brother Magnus the Red.
I love how Alfabusa made Leman Russ a psyker, especially a capable one, since it's really alluded that each one of the Emperor's sons possess potential, such as Mortarion's vitality, Dorn growing in size as perceived by Sigismund when he got disowned, and Russ himself as he clashed with Magnus the Red. Plus it shows Leman's maturity and growth as a character, yet staying true to his archetype as the executioner.
Am I the only one who has Russ being secretly one of the strongest Psykers amongst the Primarchs as a headcanon?
Just, the irony would be so perfect, you know?
@@brandonbackup873 it IS cannon tho, but apparently he doesn't use it too often because he likes to believe in his powers of nature
@@greasyclown Is it, I've never seen it actively called out as particularly powerful, just the standard "all Primarchs are Psykers" but.
I think all of the Primarchs got something unique from Big E. Magnus got his sorcery, Vulkan became a Perpetual, etc
@@brandonbackup873 When Lorgar talks about his psyker abilities and lists the brothers that have innately powerful abilities he lists Magnus and Russ. Ahriman also had to shut himself off from the warp in the presence of Leman Russ as his soul was like a super nova.
Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space "We're not heretical we swear" Wolves.
In this episode, he passes the time by cracking open reality and almost letting Slaneesh into the material plane to troll two Drukhari.
almost is the key word
He did a little trolling
>“We’re not heretical, we swear”
Pretty sure that’s -the Lion-lovers’ thing- ASMODAI! _Make him _*_repent._*
He didn't nearly let Slaanesh into the materium. He nearly let Slaanesh into the webway
No one talking about how the Dwarf/Squat while in the warp was doing the Samurai Jack's Scotsman's 30 second long insult.
Dude that burn makes the Scotsman’s sound plane and simple by comparison
@@nidnoms3622 There's only so much you can do when you're maintaining a rating.
Have you seen the original by karl the deragned?
@@MysticalyAutistic Look up the Scotsman's 30 second insult.
Then replay and listen for while the squat was in the warp. He says a part of it... I'm not gonna try and recite it because to this day, even I can't translate the Scotman's glorious work.
Jason Alcatraz It’s more of a reference to Urist’s insults from Karl’s Ravandils Quest
Honestly surprised the dark elves weren’t taking notes for new torture methods from uriels insults
to busy surviving
How, though? that is regular dwarven and actually fairly polite.
They took enough notes from Fabulous Bob
They can't if they used their psychic powers they would summon Slaanesh or his/her/it's daemons
The fact that he went from insulting to politeness- honest politeness- confused them, plus while they are likely used to being threatened by superiors, urist's armored form yet diminuative stature gave them mixed messages as well- end that with him going from 0 to 11, stoping his insults to greet them brightly and then taking a comment from one as a reason to throw them both bodily from a hovercraft caught them by surprised.
Basically Urist threw them by 1 being a fantasy dwarf in 40k,2 being insulting and threatening in a way similar to what you could expect from commoraugh but just crude enough to still be off 3 becoming polite as soon as they took offense on behalf of an ancestor (a dwarf can respect that) and finally brutally killing one with no hesitation while they were confused.
I now want "summon squat/dwarf" to be a psyker power emperor or similar will use to baffle/torment/humiliatingly defeat people in the future.
The way the last Eldar tries to find the courage to say "her" name is very well written. Really brings the terror. All the acting here is great.
'Gasping for clean air'
Hold up, Commoragh has clean air? Since when? I assumed that all the air in that place was filled with sweat, blood and crotch goblins?
cleaner than Leman Russ farting after whatever he's been eating in the Warp and ten thousand years of warp-tainted ale, though? cleanliness can be relative.
When you realise that the primarchs are older than a fair few eldars...
Well actually, the majority of Dark Eldar are from before Slaanesh was a thing which means most are older then The Emperor himself.
Edit: alright I admit I was wrong and will be leaving everything up there as not to hide from it.
That said Slaanesh was still born before the Primarchs left their gestation capsules. Thanks to Haemonculi many of the Dark Eldar from that time are still alive meaning that are a not so small number of Dark Eldar that are in fact older than the Primachs.
@@Koppu1doragon Wasn't Slaanesh created right before the Age of Strife, and Emps was made waaay before that?
@@Koppu1doragon nah what you said is right only for the haemonculi and maybe the aristocracy of comorragh, the majority of dark eldars are vat grown in comorragh
@@sagivaleon7355 yup the Emperor should be roughly 35-38 thousand years older than Slaanesh
@@Toasteradept
Funny if you think about it, the Emperor and Ollanius Pius are both older than a God...
As soon as Leman said "if yer cherish yer kneecaps", it was clear what word he thought of...
i thought it was either bolt or bolter
I heard his voice when portal was opening and I was overwhelmed with joy
Okay so despite how disgusting they are, I almost felt a twinge of sympathy for them when they just got picked off one by one just by dude thinking about it.
Yeah.
I almost felt sympathy... and then i remembered that they're dark eldar, which really puts a damper on my resistance to enjoying schaudenfreude.
@OHGAS ...okay, a TINY big of sympathy for the torture elf.
Only for the red one
@@thyrussendria8198
"I take suffering before disgrace!!
FOR COMMORRAGH!"
Wonder of he was kept alive could he be redeemed in anyway?
Yo Slaanesh needs to sing more, that was oddly soothing.
And terrifying.
And... lots of other emotions that are weird, and deeply confusing me.
Thank you! I might do a full song of it one day, stay tuned.
@@Ondemas Oh that was you? I'll keep an eye out then.
@@Ondemas Please do! It's a great song.
"Weird and deeply confusing" might as well be on her business card, to be honest.
I'm fairly new to the lore, but from what I understand, "soothing, terrifying,
and lots of other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me" pretty much sums up Slaanesh
9:35, 12:40 and 16:05 To quote the Emperor "You know given the soul crushing amount of arbitrary death decent people die for no reason in this galaxy it's refreshing to see it happen first hand to someone who absolutely deserves it."
Wait, when did the emperor say that?
Wondering how he actually know that.
@@johnfaber100 During the episode where the Inquisition arrived in Commorragh after the battle at Khaine's Gate Episode 26 Part 2 I believe. He says it while watching Leman beat a Dark Eldar to pulp.
The red guy at least deserves the least amount of mercy he was willing to sacrifice himself for his kin
Ah yes, the most terrifying of all chaos entities to space elves, the Daemon Urist McInsults, from the realm of Dw’arf F’ortress. Glad to see him make an appearance.
"Is it gas?"
Yes.
"Is it choking gas?"
*Y E S*
So, in short:
-We won't be seeing those 3 Drukharis in the next episode, shame, I kinda liked them.
-Also TIL that Russ has the ability to *literally summon a Chaos God* into the the physical realm/Webway, which is both questionable and terrifying, like, seriously, that (Daemonettes? Slaanesh herself?) chant was actually terrifying.
I think he just weakened the shield protecting commoragh.
Its already watching and waiting for any opportunity
@@gewuerzwanze5627 Makes sense.
@Ruosong Gao Makes sense.
Maybe it's because of how Commoragh is designed as a space and time spider web anomaly.
@@lordwarlockthangwrath8662 Still, opening a warp rift simply by thinking about it hard enough is no small feat, even for a Primarch.
"does it live off emotion?"
NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO LEMAN NO. '-'
To be fair, he just -thought- about him/her/it/attack helicopter. Sooooo, it's primary the dark eldar's fault for making him play baby gaems
@@GabrielArchon Ah Yes, the attack helicopter joke. Isn't it time to put that dead joke to rest? Stop beating that dead horse.
@@kuropotato8097 You speaking about the Golden Corpse now?
@@kuropotato8097 It has been a dead joke for years now, anyone who still makes it isn't going to stop making it because of petty things like "it has never been funny" or "making that 'joke' only highlights the stupidity of the person making it".
@@Oliolli3 yay!!! Am stoopid!
I like the idea of these Vox-Logs, as far as I can tell, stripping out animation probably really streamlines the work-load, so I'd say overall about 50% of the effort for at least 80% of the charm, sure I'd hate to see the mainline series turn into this, but I'd LOVE to see more of it on the side
I think its a good thing as he can then explore more stuff without having to animate it
@@royalstag3795 exactly, the writing is still going to take as much effort as always, if not more because you have to convey more meaning through sound design and dialogue without being able to fill in the blanks with animation.
Overall this feels much more like something you could churn out in a month, with no real drop in quality.
10/10 animation
10/10 writing
10/10 voice acting
30÷3=10
10/10 overall
Vs
10/10 writing
10/10 voice acting
20÷2=10
10/10 overall
No real difference between the two, the first one just feels nicer, but the second in all comparable aspects is just as good.
It's definitely a fun way to explore little side stories without taking too much time from the main series
Charles Middleton yeah like Wamuudes cleaning the Emperor’s sewer or Leman going on a ride to the colosseum isn’t important to the TTS plot but they sure are fun to listen to
Who would've thought that Urist Boatmurdered's name would be taken literally?
Oh shit i didnt catch that he actually boatmurdered someone.
This is gold
The in-game button which triggers final boss fight : *INTERACT WITH ME, YOU COWARDS*
Not gonna lie, as amazing as this was, hearing Slaanesh's cheerful rhyme as she slowly materializes and listening to the sheer glee in her voice as the rhyme goes on, has to be one of the most horrifying things I've heard in a long time, well done.
Thank you!
@@Ondemas that was just amazing, and the one of the creepiest things ever, great job!
Peep Baldermort's Night Lords vid, some top-tier madness.
*She*
Imagine it in a Halloween done.
*INTERACT WITH ME COWARDS*
Thanks Alfa. Now I have hot coffee up in my nostrils.
Edit: Holy fuck, Leman said "Dad never loved me" at the very end while sleeping. Im starting to feel bad for Daddy Corgi
I can't believe you actually found a way to stick Urist into TTS. The hype was building the second I realized whose voice was coming through the hell-portal.
The fact that the squat sounds so far away yet grows louder until he bursts out of Hell screaming just gets me every time.
Also, I would pay just to have him insult me just for a couple minutes. It just reminds me of the Scotsman.
"AH DRANK THAT PILE OF FLACCID HAGGIS UNDER THE TABLE, _AND_ HIS BASKET-WEARIN', BUTTERKNIFE-SWINGIN' GYARL-FREND!"
Plus you can hear Urist using the Scotsman's insult verbatim at 6:50.
Technicaly Urist was pulled from Warhammer Fantasy. But yea he is a squat on 40k universe.
@@MichaelTheRead That sounds like a line from Samurai Jack's Scotsman
@@mozxz The Squatsman.
"Plays baby games with child of the emperor"
Slannesh: "HEY, Vsauce! Slannesh here"
Vsauce here is Vect(sauce)?
Stormalisk the suffering of dark eldar probably called slaanesh the moment russ opened a warp portal
I feel like there isn't enough overly lustful emphasis on the 'sauce' part of Vsauce. Not enough wibblewobble in the lettering.
In fiction, there is often that trope of the heroes seeing the villains being put through an awful situation and saying "I almost feel bad for them." I never understood that feeling until I watched this. Especially after realizing that Dhrukari apparently can't say Slannesh's name and hearing the utter mind breaking terror that ensued, I understood COMPLETELY.
Mugging the Monster I believe it’s called.
Alas, Poor Villain might be the trope you’re thinking of.
Honestly the Drukhari deserve this
Still thoroughly fun to watch
The Slaanesh portion of this video actually gave me chills. This is better horror than most feature length films. I really appreciate the effort and skill you put into these videos. Keep up the awesome work!!!
The entire video is better than most horror movies. Including the comedy bit that comes out of left field... until you realize that the "comic relief" isn't joking...
"SUFFERING BEFORE DISGRACE!"-Said one Drukhari, ever.
Considering that the suffering and torture of the Dark Eldar at the hands of Slaanesh was enough to put Russ to sleep, I’d say it’s safe to say that it’s his equivalent to a lullaby. Not that surprising in all honesty.
I just had a thought what if slaneesh was singing to lull leman to sleep and scare that dark elder for a laugh , if we go by your lullaby logic after all stay in the warp long enough one of the gods will notice ya. Like it or not
James Hadden well it’s the dark eldar
It should be a lullaby
The Slaughter of Drukhari is an old Fenrisian ballard
Spoiler:
I knew it was a squat the moment Russ said kneecaps.
Are Dawi And squats the same thing? Like orks call them stunties?
@@deni140492deni Yes? No? They are both Dwarf, but are they the same type of Dwarf?
dwarfs were created by the old ones, squats are humans who mutated by living on a planet with intense gravity, add generations of isolation, evolution and genetic modification and you get the squats, who are basically pseudo space dwarfs. The squats met their end thanks to the tyrannids, any who may have survived went the way of the sensei, and have not been heard from since the disappearance of what little remained of their number. We can assume no squats are left in 40k though, GW and the hungry space cockroaches did them dirty.
It was a Dwarf totally different
Urist McBoatmurdered is a Dwarf from Warhammer fantasy, in Karl the Deranged's series "Ravendil's Quest" on youtube. Warhammer Fantasy is in canon linked to WH40k via the Warp. Also "Urist" is the Dwarfiest name in the game "Dwarf Fortress" by Tarn and Zach Adams, which means "dagger." McBoatmurdered is a reference to the infamous Dwarf Fortress... Fortress, named Boatmurdered.
This is an exceedingly Dwarfy Dwarf.
I’d just like to point out, that Russ nearly just rid the Galaxy of Commoragh and the Dark Eldar, if he’d just stayed awake for a few more minutes
Problem is, it'd also give Slaanesh full access to the Webway as well.
That's not good for ANYONE.
@@AxelXGabriel You win some you lose some.
@@AxelXGabriel yea but heres the thing, if slaanesh eats all the souls would it dissapear? The dark eldar are the ones performing the sick shit required that brought her into existence in the first place, if they all died would she fizzle out of existence?
@@voorlees9368 She/He already exists. Just killing the Dark Eldar wouldn't undo her. You'd have to kill the Dark Eldar, every single Chaos Worshipper that even SLIGHTLY worships here and every single sentient being in the galaxy that ever thinks of pain and/or pleasure.
@@AxelXGabriel how do you know that? The dark eldar are the ultimate worshippers of slaanesh and are forced to commit the worst of the worst, if that HUGE pile of energy for her just vanished itd hurt her at the very least. All that torture just being stopped isnt gonna NOT affect her. And theres nothing anyone can say to convience me otherwise. Thats like saying if everyone just stopped fighting it would have no effect on khorne, they arnt just entities that can just keep existing, they were brought into existence by CONSTANT emotional or physical deeds, if you take away all those deeds then they are gonna hurt and they know this.
Okay. This went from comedy to fucking terrifying real quick.
Now I'm curious as to what the other small baby games entail.
Incredibly kinky shit, no doubt
Probably the alphabet game and I Spy.
the game is basically guess the thing but it was with magnus probably or one of the other psychic primarchs so russ hated it cause magnus would cheat and think of something that is unknown to Russ so Russ takes it out on the Drukhari cause now he controls what is summoned.
Knowing the Dark Eldar... one or two of them involve the use of actual babies.
Spot the pleasure ship.
[relief sets in]
*[trauma sets in]*
...mood?
"Aaah, big mood" *claps and grants has*
[B A Z I N G A]
Kinda brilliant how Russ chose to proceed with this game. First the gas, something simple to see if he could TRY to do what Magnus did. Then, he chose a lifeform, to see if he could go for something complex and specific. And finally, he goes for the kill, he goes BIG.
Never in my life did I think I'd feel an ounce of pity for the Dark Eldar of all things, but you people managed to actually make me feel sorry for them.
MAJOR kudos to the people who do the voice-work on this series.
I heard the screams from hell, then listened closer and said to myself “IS THAT FOCKIN URIST?!”
Ah hello brother, how is terra?
Ultramarines Captain Good this time of year
@@imperialfist2304 Very, remain vigilant brother.
Imperial fists I have a request from the order fenryka we require no less than a restock of 200,000 gallons of kerosene 60 tons of steel more Bolter shells add as much fucking barley and hops if you can get your hands on we sent in the order to be requisitioned from other worlds but have yet to hear anything if you could please pass this along to the machine called or whoever the hell we have to trade with it would be greatly appreciated
sincerely ulfkon the blackwolf son of strager the felhand
I've heard from some that those screams from hell consist of Urist quoting the Scotsman's initial string of insults against samurai jack
Anyone else imagining Russ and Magnus playing a game of 20 questions like this and all hell breaking loose in the background as the two of them just stare at one another across a table like the eye of some messed up hurricane?
Because I love this and totally wish to see it!
And that's not even the weirdest part. The weirdest part is that Russ and Magnus would actually sort of _bond_ over said game of 20 questions, as they progressively try to out-horrify each other with their choices of words.
It kind of reminds me of the game of materialisation word chain played against Jabriel in No game no life. Look it up, you might enjoy it.
@@rogerogue7226 except infinitely worse
@@Tonatsi Certainly less civil and including a lot more demons. So very much the 40K version.
R.I.P Jebarion....My man survived slaanesh only to be thrown into the meat pit by the people he overcame his fear and was about to give his life eternally to protect
Leman Russ: [Says 'yes' with malicious intent]
Who would of thought Leman could remain calm when one of the most annoying enemies known to the Imperium stands before him and treats him like a child with "baby games." Him and Corvis are managing their anger really well.
he was calm
becouse he knew what he was going to do to them
i mean, russ is a pretty chill dude in his spare time in a lot of the novels, he even played space viking chess with Malcador
It was a quiet anger. The worst kind.
Eh, think about it; the primarchs had 10,000 years to either work off their anger or work on anger management.
Well, he did recently blow off some steam by oraoraora-ing that deldar into oblivion. Probably pretty great stress relief there
Ravendil's Quest is TTS Canon confirmed
Urist lives! *Stomp stomp*
DUDE I HEARD THE DWARF CURSING OUT THE ELF I HAD NO IDEA AURVA MADE THAT SERIES I WAS BEYOND DELIGHTED
It was confirmed canon in the roleplay video
@@ajw2954 he didnt make them, karl did.
That we knew the moment Magnar Beckethead showed up
I love how twisted this is. Using psychological torture on those that thrive on torture is DELICIOUS. That is master-grade torture in their society and they got to feel the full weight of it. 😍