If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 28: Custodian Hustle
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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"You do realize I'm a High Lord of Terra, yes?"
_"You Do Realize That _*_Access Denied."_*
That Skitari is my Retail spirit animal.
Poor Kitten tried the "Karen" route and it failed.
MrEvan312
Nah Karen’s only pretend Kitten said the truth.
Kitten: I demand to speak to your Manager!
@@fumarc4501 Access... *_D E N I E D_*
"Would you have some in the back?"
This was supposed to be released in January so sorry about the delay.
And thank you to everyone who repeated the words "TAKE YOUR TIME" at me as I slammed my face against the renderbox in panic,
it legitimately made the ordeal easier.
I also wanted to call this episode "The Wholesome One" for reasons that'll _hopefully_ become obvious during consumption.
the dark gods favor you
you are the light when you open up the firdge of my life Alfabusa!
I love everything you make. Cant wait to watch this after work today. I'm really glad you always make sure to take your time to make such great content.
Thank you for being my introduction to Warhammer years ago and making me laugh.
The emperor truly favours you.
Your work is amazing dont let other people stress you out, we all love your content so take your time with it
Don’t worry, quality over quantity and you deliver both today!
Everyone: 'You do realize fan made content is not a threat to your IP, yes?'
GW: 'You do realize THAT ACCESS DENIED'
Seems like we need Brother Santodes yet again
@@arontuske9348 yeah if he was entirely made out of cash and credit cards
This is the greatest disgrace for GW to do, because they failed many years to just make a fking series/episodes of warhammer, and now they are getting criticized, because fans are making better videos then them.
@Áron Tüske BROTHER SANTODES “convince them”
@@natecondy4125 I think his dreadnought would need to be made out of solid gold for that to work on them.
Imagine being that Astropath; two of the most powerful people in the galaxy are having a singing argument and you're just being used as leverage.
Lol personal cellphone of a allerus terminator
Quite frankly for your standard astropath, to be even the tool for leverage for the emperor's word, is probably one of the greatest things an astropath would be all too happy to be. Barring the fact a selfish lord would likely try to have them killed would be the only real downside for that.
@@Motodiver184 Astropaths can understand the Binary language of the Mechanichus
@@svenkleinplarre9461 I don't really agree with that, the emperor doesn't speak to his subjects in official lore, as the Emperor wouldn't want to be known as a God, as that goes against his ideals. Sure astropaths rely on the Emperor's psychic power to communicate but they're not really speaking to the Emperor, else I'm pretty sure the Emperor would have a lot of not so nice things to say about the state of his imperium.
@@darkrite9000 actually they don't even rely on the asyrinomican it's the navigator that do as far as I'm aware! But you're right even though I think that after those 10000 thousands year of downfall and pain + the heresy BIG E may have change is mind like "okay fuck it if human need god' s SO MUCH better it be me that those chaos bitch." (it's just personal speculation of course)
So kitten is Loyal, caring, strong, a beef cake and a great dad.
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING
'NOT CANON!'
I really want them to send kitten to fight the tau and meets his girlfriend on the battlefield
Can you explain the concept of requisition again?
This is why all Xenos are *SCUM* and must be purged from the galaxy!
@@Shadowzdota ex-girlfriend
"How dare you colossal mechanicum nerd!"
"He does not need proof, he is the Emperor's word!"
Absolutely amazing!
Those lines more than justified the characters entire existence.
I need this song to casually listen to on iTunes or Spotify 😂
"I am the Voice of the Omnissiah!"
That's kind of hilarious. They both supposedly represent mouthpieces of the Emperor, one his Captain-General and the other the Fabricator-General, the prophet of the Emperor's aspect as the Omnissiah.
10:33 has to be one of my favourite quotes in this series
That line gave me chills
You know... the song right in the middle first seems to be entirely about the Custodes arguing that the Emperor's authority trumps the Mechanicus's, and that the burden of proof is on the Fabricator-General. And, in a way, I guess that's true.
Halfway through, it subtly shifts to something else.
16:38 - It's such a small detail, but when Hammurabi strides forward for his solo segment, yelling "How DARE you!", he pushes Kitten back and positions himself between his captain and his opponent. It's so sudden that Kitten visibly reels from it and takes a second to regain his balance. *Kitten* *wasn't* *expecting* *that:* so much of the song appears choreographed with the Custodes singing as a chorus, moving in unison, or continuing each other's lines, but he was taken by surprise when his underling took over the argument and declared, "He does not need proof: he's the Emperor's Word!"
In that segment, Hammurabi wasn't asserting the Emperor's authority: physically and verbally, he was defending *Kitten.*
It's a wonderful bit of foreshadowing to the pep talk that they all give him at 19:34. Although they serve the Emperor, it's not Him on Earth that they're guarding in that moment. It's only when the Fabricator-General calls Kitten absurd that Hammurabi reacts with indignation, and everyone joins in. And then they threaten to call the *Emperor* to back up *Kitten.*
Glorious.
The writers of this show are too good... Why the F* they haven't got some Netflix deal to do something already? Their care for detail is just bo-da-cious!
I didn't realise this before but goddamn you're SO RIGHT!
14:53 start of the song
@@Jake007123 would Undertale be any better if Toby Fox had bigger budget, game was flashier and looking "more expensive"?
Constraints often lead to ingenuity and artistic freedom is more important than how lavish you can make show/game at cost of higher ups dictating your work to be "more marketable".
HOLY DUDE THAT IS AMAZING
One thing I love about TTS is how its writers and voice actors managed to give every character, even side-characters, personality and character development. Episodes 27 + 28 introduced us to Lockwarden, Hammurabi and Santodes and managed with but a few dialogue lines and scenes to instantly flesh them out as characters with distinct personalities and you instantly "get" what kind of person they are, from the moment you hear Lockwarden's "my dude". Hammurabi the gay queen, Lockwarden the gay "cool daddy", Santodes the hulking teddybear stripper Dreadnought. And not only do they appreciate Kitten for who he is, they are all _protective_ of their Captain-General just as much as he cares for _them_ (while still being loyal to their Emperor).
What a contrast to Game Workshop trying to depict all Custodes (except maybe the rare "named protagonist" like Valdor or Trajann Valoris) as emotionless, personality-less, _boring_ biological "automatons" with zero interests except "serving the Emperor" who are not supposed to have grown a personality in 11.000 years so that fans don't give a crap if the author of some WH40K novel slaughters hundreds or thousands of "faceless" Custodians as background to some battle scene.
Kitten and the Fabulous Custodes will always be my favorites of course, but I liked Magnus from the moment he burst out of that nullbox, full of indignation. Heck, even the Ecclisiarch as the "only sane man" among the High Lords chamber is so relatable.
Given the multitude of very thorough and very nice comments analyzing TTS with a focus on characters primarily, I’d honestly be very curious to see your thoughts on our Hunter: The Parenting series, given the even bigger focus on character we’ve put on the storytelling in that show.
the funny thing about not giving them personalitys exept the emperor isnt that like the exact opposit of what they are supposed to be?
like they are the emperors companions for a reason you cant have dumb automaton companions they are the smartest strongest wisest men in the universe not some stupid brainless servants like that yeah they have unwavoring loyalty but i dont think that should ever include 0 emotions and maybe even include some pushback
@@alfabusaNot the initial poster, but I do think Hunter the Parenting does a far better job at looking deeply into the core characters and specially given the time we have the focus on them, and funnily enough the more mundane world humanizing them. You get a feel for their personalities and especially their connections with one another. There’s less people and in that way you get to see more of a focus in on their relationships and how they actually have history and built on with each other.
"Because I think you decided to have children about 20 millennium too early"
Dang, not even the Salamanders could weaponize a burn that savage.
Also, the other Custodes complimenting Kitten is the most wholesome thing ever
The only way to make su h a point hit harder would be to have Russ say it. If Leman Russ, of all the primarchs, agreed with Magnus it would make even The Emperor pay attention.
@GenericGamer no.227 By "willpower" do you mean "firepower"?
I think it's too easy to forget that "firepower" means naught but ash. In a world so full of smoke and mirrors, Russ might as well be just chopping a tree down in the middle of the woods. No one will hear it, nor remember it, but he will still be standing there, screaming that he's doing what he believes in, and starts chopping the next one.
Magnus actually made a difference. Guilliman is keeping the Imperium together, and if it wasn't for the fact that half of the Primarchs weren't traitors at this point, Russ barely would manage to be above-average. When everything went south he just "disappeared", left his chapter to lust after wolves, and apparently has just been running around in the warp slaying demons, when by *just* calming down a planet and providing safety to it, he could stop a larger amount of demons just from *spawning* let alone: improving the economy, providing hope for the Imperium, and providing safety to billions.
But if you mean "willpower" as in actual willpower, Horus most definitely had him beat there. I could also argue the case for Grandpa Smurf (Papa Smurf is Marneus Calgar), Dorn and almost all traitor Primarchs as well. They *too* fought in what they believed in and had greater will power, for they are actually still alive, and doing what they believe in (except Horus kek).
@@daringdarius5686 Mic Drop.
Russ Cant admit hes wrong though. He only does as the Emperor tells him. If he admitted to being wrong, hed be saying the Emperor was wrong too. Hes too deeply invested to turn back.
@@Zeppathy Russ knows it's too late to take it back
"WHAT"
"BOOK?"
"FALLEN?!"
"REPEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" *BONK*
Thts me as a space marene xD
That was legit the best part for me, and there are a LOT of good parts.
We need this segment as a separate video.
I'm sorry, but did someone say-MURDER VIOLENTLY!!
He resumes my mentality after i am very high on alcoohol
>stalks custodes
>sneaks into mechanicus temple
>watches entire confrontation
>gurgles enigmatically
>throws book at fabricator general
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest. Don't give up Alfa, the community will never abandon you
FALLEN!?
@@D3adT0m1 make him repent
@@Murphy-mw6be REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
Our suspicions are confirmed
What if that’s actually a thing for the Dark Angels. You can’t even say a marine has fallen down. Or else you get REPPPPPEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTT
Disney: We make best musicals.
Alfabusa: Hold my cactus.
there is a potplant involved .... alert the shrub patroll this instant!
Hold my oil margarita
YUSS!
But... Why cactus?
@@Psycho7452 If you absolutely need to know....
delve into this source of ancient knowledge and unspeakable horrors : ua-cam.com/video/6N7y-_NUwr0/v-deo.html
also : ua-cam.com/video/l70jBNZwKcA/v-deo.html
"I've returned from hell."
HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he has a mechanical left arm. Lovely.
I actually CHEERED when I saw Custodi had returned!
And now he's alone with magnus in the black library
*applause*
@@matthewmac5787 Ten bucks says this leads to Magnus staying there for like 10 episodes while Leman Russ meets with the Emperor.
Losing a series containing this much talent and passion is a fucking crime, this episode is pure genius, I genuinely want you to have a TV show of something, your wit and story telling abilities are unsurpaaaaaaasssed. Best of luck to you all
What bothers more is the incomplete storylines related to tts. People who made this are totally hardcore.
Edit: Not that quality of this series is nothing less than unmatched quality. Because it is.
What actually happened?
@@GameLover45408 Games Workshop went on a massive crusade against Fan Made Content to push their idiotic Warhammer+ service. Kneecapped both Astartes and TTS with it.
@LOAN NGUYEN I just find it stupid that legally they can do this, at this point they changed WH40K from a franchise into their own product. Even though it is still using their creation as its basis the creativity put into this series should be proof enough that they aren't in any violation of any laws. In fact I ended up not starting any sort of obsession with their products because they canceled many creative projects because it would "hurt their sales" or something stupid like that
Well henry cavill is making a 40k cinematic universe, imagine he makes a spin off out of this.
“Father, i believe you decided to have children, 20 millennia too early” Emperor: “I think you need to move the fuck out already” Dorn: “Nope.” Emperor: “That one’s new”
The Emperor reading to Rogal has to be the most wholesome bit in this series
And he obviously read the first chapter of De Architectura of Vitruvius!
SSSSKKKKOOOOSSSTTTTT
@@sargon1964 Is that the actual title of the book? I'm genuinely interested.
@@Khorothis It is. It's one of the founding texts of Architecture, even. Which means the Emperor probably secretly wrote in this universe.
@@Khorothis yes, it is. It is one of the first organic treaties on architecture that we have
20:05
So, what we're saying here is that Kitten is the very model of a modern Captain-General?
Gold star for you !
He's studied species Tyranid Necrontyr and Ethereal!~
Why is this not a THING?!
@@chiapetzorz Fingers crossed!
YUSS!
I'll be honest:
The musical duel between Kitten and the Fabricator General is legitimately the best thing I have ever experienced.
No exceptions.
What musical duel?
Ive only ever seen them do politics
@@wanderingbufoon The FINEST politics.
Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone did politics like this.
@@neruz1984 watch this series again
THIS IS FAIR
"Feature creep conFIRMED!"
Isn't it just nice to find a cogboy who's actually genuinely stoked to invent new stuff?
hell yea! i love cawl
@@JHaas117 he's not the only one. we just have to keep our inventions hidden because the inquisition sometimes likes to fuck with us and take our toys.
@@JHaas117 Any Engineer laughed their arses off at that one :P .
@@DehnusNorder Always just one more thing to add to the product. I swear bro it will take a week tops....
@@JHaas117 And usually it's the client or the team leader that wants it hehe. Can you even imagine working as an Enginseer for Cawl "I also want this... I do not care that it is heretical. I want it....." - robotic voice -
I want an entire Mechanicus Auto-Tune Rock Opera now. That was one of the best TTS bits ever.
Agreed
Politics at it's finest
Same
Definitely
Agreed
So Kitten has:
-Studied every bit of lore in the Black Library(presumably)
-Beat both the Emperor and Tzneetch in the 40k version of Yu-Gi-Oh!
-Personally purged the Emperor’s personal sewer on MANY an occasion(according to Wamuudes)
-Bakes 10,000 pizzas, one for every Custodes, EVERY DAY.
-Summoned KALDOR DRAIGO FROM THE WARP to stop Magnus’s Colossal Temper Tantrum.
-Had a...sing off? with the Fabricator General.
-Provided for his Shield-Brothers despite some of them being completely all-too-lubricated-and-frictionless assholes.
-Convinced the senile High Lords to actually do something with their lives.
-And handled High Lord and other Caretaker duties on top of ALL OF THIS.
I’m probably forgetting a BUNCH of stuff but let’s just be honest:
Kitten is the best fucking caretaker ever.
so. a more mundane emperor?
scooter scooter more like one that isn’t paraplegic.
The binary cannot be spoken nor understood without brain implants, don't forget that.
Man kitten has max stats and max infinity with almost everyone
@@sean5350 just don't mention the Tau.
This is THE most caring and heart warming episode in the series. Kitten respected and loved as the Captain-General by all his Costodes, Carstodes sees his faults and tries to be a better person and the emperor shows off his fathering skills by reading Rogal his favorite bedtime story.
...
make a u turn
And after reading a wall of text it all turns out great so it all worked out save for six of em
Captain general Kitten: A loyal and strong soldier, a dedicated loving father, fearless leader, good cook, a skilled musician, and has the body of a god.
Why did Shadowsun break up with him ???
Hey now, that's not canon.
@@_EvilKam The God Emperor himself told us why Kitten hates Tau thus it is truth and thus cannon.
Because her forehead always hurt after they spent time together.
She's just a competent commander of the T-au Fire Caste. She knew she couldn't match or rock as hard as him, or even walk the same road, putting it straightly. Girl was overwhelmed, simple as that.
Because tau are stupid
"A GOOD PARENT IS THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST CHAOS"
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT
Soo in the end it's all fault of the emperor if the horus heresy happened
I thought that was obvious.
IRL in our own fallen society such a truth is utter heresy.
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Now it's Lorgar's horrifically abusive adoptive father's fault.
It seemed a little intentional. Either way, I can see THAT one hitting the ego a little bit.
Was I expecting a musical duel: No
Was it the best thing I’ve watched: Yes
@Brother Kotello Aaand a dragon...
Politics would be improved.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! fabricator general vs. kitten
@@nidnoms3622 WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? You decide !
@@themostloyalorange5209 i think its pretty obvious who won... it was kitten... he got what he wanted... that tends to mean he won... sorry to soil that for you... ... ...
I just wanna say, TTS is literally the only thing that finally pushed me across the bridge into 40k.
Same.
It brought me back to the 40k world after many years
Saem
Its end put the final nail in the coffin of the possibility of me ever spending a single cent on any GW product ever again. Ill stick to the lore channels for my fix of grimdark for the forseeable future.
20:24
>"Goodness Gracious!"
>"See? Only dads use that exclamation!"
>Starts vigorously sweating at Wamuudes
Emperor: "You there, Clown library explorer number one."
Clown library explorer number one: "I don't like that name."
I like it.
*[BAZINGA!]*
@@TheWarmachine375 *shudders*
So long they have a library card, they will be fine.
I wonder if Magnus can/will post about it on Warpchat. Ahriman wouldn't react very well.
"You Do Realise That Access Denied."
*(amger)*
Leonardo Gomez Brrother Santodes... convince them
@@nidnoms3622 mmMMMMMMM... mmmmmmm!!
This definitely going to be a meme soon
"You Have No Meeting Scheduled."
“It turns its users into massive weirdos.”
“Oh, what a change THAT would be!!”
That line had me rolling
@16:37 is possibly my favorite part. The bells kicking in, "How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd, he does not need proof He's The Emperor's Word!"
"WHY IS HE SO BIG"
"Why do some use excessive amounts of narcotics"
It's because he wants to get high
Oh, thanks, that makes a lot of sense.
Oh, I thought it was because he didn't have good impulse control... Damn it, it went over my head.
Wait - Dorn made a PUN?!
Rogal learning humor is the hidden arc or TTS
Oh my god.
If rogal dorn ever came in contact with the skitarii, the ensuing conversation would be legitimately agonising to endure
The next thing you know the heat death of the universe has occurred.
@@merrittanimation7721 That doesn't make any sense. The universe is not a living organism, it cannot die. Also, it is far too large for heat to destroy it.
I want no, *NEED THIS*
@Wignat Fedposter I am not a troll, trolls are fictional creatures. Perhaps you meant Jokaeroing?
They are not trolling. They are Dark Pariah.
"You're like a widowed father doing his best..."
[MANTEARS]
Long neck Emperor can't hurt you he's not real
Long neck Emperor: 24:15
Can't unsee it now xD
"Why play Dark Angels?" is summed up perfectly by Azraels long repentance, thrown away in seconds over a book
As a Dark Angels player, it was absolutely on point, hilarious, and should give Bruva a warm feeling of NEEDING TO REPENT.
31:02
You're damn right.
@@Makon0006 *_DID SOMEONE JUST SAY SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO BE MURDERED VIOLENTLY?!_*
a **suspicious** book !
The wholesomeness of this episode writhes in my brain like a bloated parasite feasting on the nihilistic patches of neurons rotting my grey matter and excreting pure synthesized good vibes.
We must consult the book.
Beep
This needs to be a line for the normal guy in the Emperor’s throne room
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Well said
TTS and HTP is now in my official rewatch binge cycle. Up there with community and b99. Man idk if you still read this comments, but you all made something special and incredibly funny with these two shows. I hope you eventually come back and finish it. Love you guys ❤️
What is HTP?
@@brokenvow8700 Hunter: The Parenting, the series they started after stopping TTS
@@valeblackwood9798 It's pretty great, too :D
My god the writing, teh acting, the songs, this is the work of a genius
The binary of the last "Fine" of the Fabricator General translates to "Never, I will have you assassinated."
Does all of the other Binary translate to what it says it translates to? At least as far as you can tell?
@@parkerdixon-word6295 just the last one
@@parkerdixon-word6295 Mostly....except it's all L33T speak
@@Echo1608. Oh, that's good.
I would even add it translate to "n3v3R 1 W1llh4v3 J00 4224221N473D" because of course he would write it like that ^^
Everyone in this universe has Daddy Issues: Alfa’s guide to 40k
He isn't wrong
except, apparently, the custodes, who are quite happy with their Daddy
I mean, did any traitor primar have had a decent parental figure? (Horus certainly didn't).
On the other hand, for example Gulliman had an actual caring, functional, complete family, and ended up as one of the most sucessfull primarchs.
Including the supreme Dadperor.
@@wojciechkowalski8061 magnus had the librarians on prospero
16:38 The 40K Fanbase when the GW legal team will inevitably ask for proof that this is a parody/satirical work that does not infringe on copyright law hoping to erase all of it…
Indeed
"Keep your faults in mind. But do not allow yourself to be consumed by them. That way leads but down another path to ruination."
- The tour guide, of all people. Much of the time he's barely clinging to sanity in the presence of the Emperor and his entourage, but when the psychic tumult eases, he shows remarkable depth. I always suspected there was more to him than he seemed, and I can only hope Games Workshop someday realizes the folly of their jealous hoarding of their IP and allows me to find out if that is true.
He is the only normal human in there, after all. I think his purpose is to show different perspective amongst the (demi)gods that surround him
"I do not care for your grease" - Magnus the Red
This essentially sums up the entirety of the Horus Heresy.
When in doubt, blame Fucking Horus
*"The Skitarii are leaking."*
That is all.
@@TheWarmachine375 And also Lorgar.
Yes, Bookbanger Lorgar too as well
And Chaos Gods.
And Emperor.
"Read me a story, father."
"Fine."
*Ten Books on Architecture*
*"Yey. My favorite."*
I love that they're a Dorn bedtime story. But sort of surprised they weren't censored/purged by the Inquisition, especially as book 3 talks about temples that aren't Cult Imperialis.
Because Dorn as Adorable Centurion hid it in a safe place
@@peterpetrasko1083 you try convincing an angry imperial fist in centurion armor to hand over their book on architecture.
@@peterpetrasko1083 we don't know book 3's condition, it might have been removed, censored, or edited to fit with Imperial law.
Also it may scape to us. Or not. But the Empero inmediately picked Rogal's favourite. I like to think that it means he is not as bad father as people think he is
this was (and still is) my favorite episode. I tried watching it after today's announcement, but it just hits different now. Thank you and everyone involved for such a magnificent series.
Annoncement?
@@grayrobber I made that comment when it was first announced that Emperor TTS would be on indefinite hiatus due to GW's crackdown on fan films.
It's 3 a.m., and i suddenly needed to see this episode. Enchanting
@@epsilon388😔
Being a media student, I found the "I cant tell if this was diegetic" hilarious as it implies that the emperor is aware of our universe and that the sing off may not have happened but was there for our entertainment (context: dietetic sound means the characters in universe can hear it like speech and non diegetic means they cant like spooky music in a horror film)
For the life of me I can't remember the episode, but there's an Archer episode with something similar. Cheryl hears music before commenting that it's "just diegetic."
Its actually entirely possible it was actually sung in-universe. Keep in mind that this song was actually being sung in one of the dialects of Cant Mechanicus*. It is canonically the case that some versions of Cant Mechanicus can actually possess a decent amount of a harmonic pattern to how they are spoken. So all that is needed for it to have been actually sung is for the Fabricator General to decide to go and decide he was going to try go heavy on the Harmonic pattern with his speech using one such dialect when speaking with Kitten. Maybe he was hoping that they wouldn't know it, allowing him to control the flow of conversation. Alas for him, Kitten is amongst the few who have access to the means to actually translate into and out of Cant Mechanicus. Almost any other group in the Imperium wouldn't understand a single line of Cant Mechanicus, up to and including most of the Primarchs.
*We can tell this because when speaking with the Dark Angels(who only the techmarines have any chance of actually understanding a single word of Cant Mechanicus..if their Ad Mech teachers dared to tell them any), there is no binary of what is being said(or not said with the Fab Gen). They don't have a Cant translator, but the Custodes did. Meaning the Fab Gen was truly speaking High Gothic to the DAand therefor was likely speaking Cant Mechanicus to Kitten.
@@Daedwartin2 that's honestly pretty cool to learn, I just found it funny that there was a chance that it somehow was entirely non diegetic and exclusively happened in out world and not only that, the emperor was aware of this fact, and couldnt tell if it happened in his reality or not
""As time has proven a caring parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of chaos"" DID YOU HEAR THAT, EMPEROR!?
He's going to the trouble of recovering his fatherly side from the immaterium through a dangerous and convoluted plan. He's trying at the very least.
He also read Rogal to sleep. I'd argue his humanity has returned somewhat, but I know more about basic parenting than I do the warp, not being a disgusting mutant or the glorious man-emperor and all.
Yes. Why do you think he wants the Star child back?
ACCESS DENIED
"EMPS HEARD YOU, BUT HE WAS NOT LISTENING"
My god when Azrael finally began to question and nearly reflect on the past 10,000 years of paranoia his chapter had partaken in. It felt so gratifying like the Dark Angels were on the cusp of finally becoming the chapter they were always meant to be....
Then the Fabricator General just had to forget what book he was holding.
Zeno Blues aww would you look at the time... It’s Repent o clock !!!!
Back to Square 1
It was great - like everything was great - hearing this revelation, this slow realization of something better. To see this opportunity for self-growth and self-reflection, like many others have experienced in this episode, blossom forth... and waiting for it to come to a screeching halt whenever someone see's the book.
P R A N K E D
I'd like to mention that in the canon, the Dark Angels already had this revelation given to them. _By Cypher._ And they _completely ignored it._ Because A) Gav Thorpe retconned the Ophidium Gulf Incident out of the timeline (they aren't murderous dicks anymore, they're just callous), and B) the Grey Knights and the Inquisition already know about the Fallen, _and don't care._ After all, the other eight loyalist legions had traitors in their ranks, that was the event called the Scouring. Since there are _forty five thousand Fallen left_ as of 8th Edition, why get in the Dark Angels' way?
Rest in peace brother Santodes. And the rest of the oily troop, but especially brother Santodes. Fuck you GW, I hope Nurgle gives all your legal team and bean counters unstoppable IBS.
Cypher: Makes the Dark Angels paranoid, then sets up a contrived series of events to make them get character development
Also Cypher: Gives them a perfectly rational reason to undo all of that character development.
"Just a prank bro" - Cypher probably
@@Cpt_Graftin It was all a prank all along. The entire Fall was a convoluted prank Cypher was playing on both Luther and Lion'el Jonson. And now... T h e p u n c h l i n e n e a r s.
Me: Politics are boring
Bruva Alfabusa: *cues autotune opera*
Lets just make all political debates into autotune battles,
That entire scene had me laughing so hard I woke up my neighborhood. Not even joking, our neighbors came over just to shut me up.
@@ErikaWeiss633
Well... I wasn't laughing but more admireing how well it was made
The lirics comedic as they were, sounded So inspiring
If all politics was negotiated in autotune opera form, I would tune into that shit *every night.*
@@ErikaWeiss633 I nearly popped a couple blood vessels in my head laughing at that scene. Must've laughed the entirety of the scene and banged my fist on my desk. I was honestly expecting an asskicking of the Golden Doughboiz variety, not epic technolapdancing to gain access and an even more epic rock battle between Custodes and Head Cogboy. Alfa is a fucking god for being able to think of such a scene.
So..... They went through ALL THAT, just to make the strippers RESIGN their roles as caretakes?
THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!
amazing
I hope those Fabstodes wear armor again.
@@timoylumontad3920 I think two of them might be on the path to armor again but I am not sure about the third one.
@@randomguy3954 Custodisi is a little cracked at a moment
Kitten finally getting the recognition he deserves, the custodies character growth, Dorn and Emps getting along and even reading a book together... Aaah, this episode warmed the cockels of my heart. And that whole Dark Angels bit, I was just WAITING for him to see the book. That song was so great, I went right back to watch it again once I had seen the episode. I am so sad to know there's only a few episodes left. I like Captain-Generals Kitten, he's my favourite character.
"cawling cawl" gets me every rewatch. This entire episode is peak TTS so far.
“We Are Not A Brick Wall We Are Skitarii”
Rogal: “This is true”
This is true.
ACCESS DENIED
Also true: Beep
Make, a U-turn.
ACCESS OOVVVVEEERRRRIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE
Dark angels: be rational
Me: checks to make sure it's not April 1st
Dark angels: mAkE hIm RePeNt.
Me: ahh, there it is.
When you kill your old lying slef, is just a matter of time until he lies again.
WhAT BoOK FALLEn REpEnT
I love how quick and easy it is to ramp up Asmodai. He is a simple man with simple goals literally just mention the word “suspicious” and he is ready to impose a repenting.
We were THIS 👌🏻CLOSE to greatness....
But, you know, suspicious book
Even after years, I just can't stop mourning this series...
"Name:???"*BZRT* Oh, screw that."
Killed me.
"The presence of a caring parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of Chaos."
*Truth.*
Imagine Throne Emps react to it.
Which is why clones are all evil
Skitarii: "Access Denied"
Kitten: "you do realize that I am a high lord of Terra right?"
Skitarii: "You Do Realize That Access Denied"
The Skitarii are cheeky.
Beeeep
Ot just lik a NO U moment
Skitarii: We Are Not A Brick Wall, We Are Skitarii.
Rogal Dorn: This is true.
*(Angry High-Lord, Captain-General Kitten noises)*
This was the very best TTS episode. GW didn't just shoot themselves in the foot, they were standing on a pile of nitroglycerine when they did so. Forcing fan creators like yourself to cease and desist with what was POSITIVE advertising for their product only showed everyone their true attitude towards their customer base.
When I started watching this series the LAST thing I expected was for it to bring me to tears. Imagine. A 40K story, and a parody no less, has tapped into "The Feels". The scene where the Custodes explain why they elected Kitten is just TOO much for me, man.
Here I am, being kinda upset that the last TTS episode was almost a year ago. Then this comes and I suddenly don't mind at all. Seriously great video, the musical part was really something to behold.
YeetGoblin I was thinking the exact same Thing
Please update just the song I need it!!
YeetGoblin do you mean the special or is that a dad joke
What type of music style is that that was awesome
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 I mean the regular TTS episodes not specials or the spinoff
Dorn falling asleep on the Emperors lap, with Big E reading a book about being an architect to him... that is too pure for this world.
also I think big E cries a little at the mention of Guilliman.
@@nigen Wow. I've watched this episode like three times and never noticed that detail. Wonder what else I've missed. Good eye, my dude!
@@seanz9189 he's becoming a dad, even if he doesn't want to admit it to his custodians
It's too pure for OUR world, much less WH40K.
@@nigen Emps also cries when Karstodes mentions his wayward sons
Alfabusa kept the weird joke of the Fabricator General singing everything he says from the very beginning and it is beautiful
12:17 "Brother Santhodes! Convince them"
30:50 "Wait. Secrets of Dark Angels Chapteeeeeeeeeer."
Oh that's inconvenient.
"I have returned from hell"
...so we are all just going to accept this are we?
Until the Emperor decides he wants to surreptitiously collect something else from a lesser plane of existence, yes.
It would not the the warhammer universe if there werent plotholes so big that people can walk right through it.
Yes
It happened, so we must accept it as true
That was a phantom blood reference you better fucking accept it.
"He does not need proof he is the emperor's word" is maybe the most unironically 40k thing to come from this series.
I agree.
The funny thing is that, even in this time when the Emperor is actually giving orders and shit, he is still doing this without any input or direction from the Emperor himself.
@@robertmartin8907 And it's even funnier when you realize that this actually is all part of his plan, considering what he said earlier in the episode about the Captain General.
@@cryw1092/videos Are you sure he isn't just saying that so that it simply *sounds* like he planned it all ahead of time? Sounds like a very TTS Emperor thing to do
Well Emperor's Voice is part of the job of the captain general
I like how theres a very subtle droplets of rain through out the video when someone mentions about parentings or family, to Emps. Glad to see the Emperor in that cold hard exterior, beats a somewhat warm and somewhat loving parent.
24:55 Notice it rains when Rogal mentions Guilliman? He misses his blue boy
"AsmODAI!!!"
*INTERROGATE!?*
_"Our assumptions are confirmed!"_
*WHAT*
_"He has a suspicious book!"_
*BOOK*
_"He's in cahoots with the Fallen!"_
*FALLEN*
_"Make him REPENT!"_
*R E P E E E E E E E E N T-*
I laugh so hard I shit my pant
Some random Templar guy does that mean the dark angels lost their standing with mars?
Accurate as a future player and current hobbiest of the most paranoid spes marin chapter.
@@jackdaalfbrainork6392 Probably not. Knowing the Imperium being, well, an empire, they most likely took over the Mechanicus so they could keep their tanks and aircraft. The Dark Angels *easily* Could have said the Mechanicus was corrupt and that the heresy ran deep to the core. So the leader had to be executed.
@@jackdaalfbrainork6392 Cypher _is_ one of the Fallen that the Dark Angels are so fervently trying to hunt down, a renegade marine who turned on his Primarch (Jonson) and perhaps not serving the Imperium at all. So though not intentionally, yes, the Fabricator General received that book from the Fallen. Saying the Fabricator General should be killed for it is a stretch, but their suspicions are, for once, very valid.
“I have returned from hell.”
HELL YES! HE HAS RETURNED!!
Edit: holy crap, I have never gotten this many likes or responses!! Thanks!
Just imagine what he will do when he meets the hell gang.
as soon as he finished that i was expecting to b immediately reintroduced to his old friend prohibition hammer
CUSTODISI LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
And his arm regrowned
Can castodies do that?
W.B that is something that I think will be covered later.... hopefully.
2:23 I love how the emperor just outright refuses to tell magnus his plan.
Saw someone theorize that this is because the Dark Eldar are listening
Well you don't want to ruin the surprise do you?
He had to think about it too.
"I return from hell."
Oh good, the best character returns to the materium after being CRIT HAXED in 40k DnD.
DnD? it's warhammer fantasy roleplay.
“As time has proven a caring parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of chaos” oh god the irony of this is outstanding
They did say a CARING parental figure
If Sigmar/Emps did this, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
Less irony, more cautionary
@@lumberluc Sigmar had no sons like Emps did. He lost his wife and child to his former friend turned Slaaneshi Daemon Prince Azazel in Warhammer Fantasy
@@thefrinkydinkman368 The emperor may not have been a perfect father, but he did say he cares for his sons, even the ones that betrayed him. Though he must have been something pissed at the 2 that are never to be spoken of, like what could they have done that the emperor views with such repulsion that he erased all records of them, meanwhile the others still are acknowledged to exist, despite betraying their father and the imperium.
"How *dare* you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word."
Awwwh, seeing them defend Kitten is amazing.
Of course they would. He is kitten. Only they and the EMPRAH! get to insult him.
20:11 I never thought this series can make me cry tears that are not of laughter. This was just the best moment!
I loved the way you made the cawl character with their voice being a conglomeration of multiple voice modules along with some emotion with each voice with a way of how they say the sentence like the "any reason- rationale" with the swapping of voices in between each and every two words is fascinating good work!
The entire history of the Dark Angels is just Cypher sending the dark angels on a huge wild goose chase to kill random people. Because Prank.
I want a Cypher prank channel now
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Cypher is Alpharius
@@timoylumontad3920 : Ah, but does _Alpharius_ know that?
@@timoylumontad3920 In all seriousness though, that would make WAY too much sense.
@@absalomdraconis Are you questioning my agenda? ;)
"He does not need proof - he's the Emperor's Word." I absolutely love this line.
Yeah, that was easily one of the best Badass Boasts of the series.
My hairs stood on end at this part
That was baller
Aye 420 likes
@@kingblue71 450* lol
13:28 Techpriest Toastus is the most underrated character in this series.
Someone gove him the toasters he is promised already!
31:05 the whole thing was great, but this dialogue here was a perfect end cap
"Sounds like a tryhard."
THANK YOU.
Krillin: "SHOTS FIRED!"
Make a u-turn
What if you...
Wanted to go to Heaven...
But the Emperor said...
*Access denied*
Me: you know that i lived sinless life?
God emperor : you know , that *access denied*
How dare you compare the emporer to a skitari I SMELL HERESY
What about chapis cain?
Skitari out here sounding like the intercom from half life
@@dawok6843 A fellow man of culture, I see
21:43 I only just noticed he moved the Emperor to tears when mentioning the traitor primarchs. I swear the attention to detail in this series is out of this world.
''You come to my planet with friction and strife. You somehow believe that I can flee the after life!'' I just love that part. It sounds so good.
There was never a moment in this where I wasn't absolutely blown away. So many golden scenes and great lines. Alfabusa, through your tweets you showed you were pretty frustrated with how long this took to get out and everyone hounding you about the release, but I want you to know that you and the whole cast have done really amazing work and me and my friends who got into 40k through TTS all truly appreciate it!
I'd rather they take the time to make it good rather than pump out mediocre content. Every single one of these episodes, shorts and specials is a gem.
@@DistendedPerinium I agree with this. While the wait is painful, it is bearable if I know that such effort is being put into the product. With every episode, the wait has always been SO *WORTH IT!* Every time I watch one on release day, I feel the same mental high that someone who's been edged for several hours without pause feels when they're finally allowed to orgasm. It's an incredible feeling.
@@Shadethewolfy Thats...not the analogy I was going for, Custodes, but it works...and I hate it.
Quality over quantity.
@@americana_incarnate1717
A couple of those minor vids don't hurt though.
In this episode of TTS. We learn that Friendship is Magic.
And that Bruva deserves a pint on us.
Black Templar: "Yes, Friendship is Magic... AND MAGIC IS HERESY! IT'S PURGING EQUESTRIA TIME, MY BROTHERS!" *revvs up chainswords*
Magic is heresy.
Honestly, what I learned from this episode was "DON'T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE" and it wasn't much of a lesson to be learned, more like a reminder throughout this whole series :B
If I ever meet him I owe him a beer for each episode, cause damn they make a bad day good.
Alfa deserves a whole keg world!!!!
dorn is wonderfull he knows eaxactly whats going on but gives no fucks unless it has to do with structural integrity
I just noticed that the skitarii at the end mentions ACCESS OVERRIDE when the Dark Angels barged in, is this a nod to the Dark Angels in-universe lore that they harbor secret advance tech than any other faction in the Imperium?
I feel like it was more like they were saying they were overridden by the Dark Angels
I think it was more that they were overriden by superior firepower.
"You are nice"
"You are steadfast"
"I LIKE YOU"
*Make a U-turn*
Peanut Butter Forshadowing
Perhaps we all need to step back, and *make a u-turn* in life.
“You’re nice” - Dawn of War
“You’re steadfast” - DOW: Winter Assault
“I LIKE YOU” - DOW: Dark Crusade
“Make a U-turn” - DOW: Soulstorm
Just wanted to put it here (even though I like SS for the Skirmish and its decent campaign)
"Stop talking down on me!"
"I'm a meter shorter than you."
35 seconds in and I'm already lost it.
And the reference to Magnus being able to change shape.
Magnus: "THAT IS ENTIRELY MY CHOICE AND YOU KNOW IT!"
More funny because Dorn was actually agree with Magnus. Both of them only heard what they think other said.
'You are lucky my neck is
I m m e n s e l y powerful'
Is my favourite line ever
This has no doubt bread hundreds of custodian mains on the table top.
I haven't seen politics through a musical number like this since Hamilton.
They sounded like Soundwave from Transformers G1.
The best part of best parts in the entire series so far imo, yet I have no idea why it happened.
It was unnecessary but welcomed.
Initiate Kregur and musical binary no less
Real politics may improve just a bit.
“I’m the Omnissiah’s voice! And my word is just as true!”
“Oh, you really think so?”
*BASHES SHIELDS TWICE*
“F U C K Y O U”
Honestly my favorite part of the musical
Apparently underrated
The whole bit was gold.
@@MRB2580 As gold as the Emperor's Throne room
“Oh, you really think so?”
BASHES SHIELDS TWICE
“F U C K Y O U”
we should make this the new VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
Definitely my favorite part of the song
13:55 say what you will about the emperors parenting skills but he definitely protects his sons from "deviants"
Thank You, TTS, For everything.