I once saw a guy make a small tree house using the trees own branches. He just gave an amputee their own limbs and said "Hold these I'm gonna drink some beers up here"
Fun fact: Isaac Newton probably didn't die a virgin. He lived with his "close male friend" most of his life, who he was known to refer to as his love and wrote love letters to him when he was away. Very much a r/SapphoAndHerFriend situation in history books there. Also he invented the cat door.
@@voltydragon6140 he also had a bunch of people executed for forgery, and was apparently considered pretty viscious even for the times when he was appointed head of the mint so the guy had pretty much no chill
@Anthony Buckles Yes, well, it may be a little off-putting, but you just gotta deal with the fact that it’s some sort of hand god that has a different voice for each individual finger
@@lodestone9702 you’re not afraid of the damage to your body caused by the impact, you’re afraid of the undeniably fatal injury that’ll make the initial injuries feel like a cakewalk.
@@taylorward2617 1. dang it we had a nice reply chain going on here 2. i thought you meant that there was an "end" at the bottom, like as a noun not a verb. (example: you aren't afraid of falling, you're afraid of the bottom of the canyon, which is the sudden stop at the end)
I’m a sucker for stupid memes. If I said “I only like men from the streets” and he sent back a photo of him in street pajamas and said “baby I am the streets” I’d tell him to marry me-
[7:32] Man, I love Osvaldo12. Too bad someone got too offended by his joke "The solution to world hunger is eating" that the smooth-brain doxxed AND swatted him. He has retired from Twitter after that.
RIP Osvaldo, he was one of the funniest people on Twitter. He's not dead, he just left Twitter after getting swatted by some people who couldn't take a joke.
11:07 it's the only place you can time travel? What if you cross the border to a country which is in a different timezone? Isn't that time traveling too?
6:10 Right up there with "Your god was nailed to a cross. Mine has the hammer." 11:20 Pretty sure you can do the same thing at the North Pole too...when there's enough ice.
(11:05) 1. There's like 40 time zones when you include all half hour, quarter hour zones, and the +13, +14. So all time zones aren't 24. Plus the south pole has 25 time zones; -12 to +12. 2. If you count going between time zones as time travelling; you can do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders. If you count it as only time travelling if passing a time zone changes the day, you can still do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders.
2:42 What I do in the shower for an hour: *singing the lyrics to a song a like and perfecting it until I sing it perfectly for a music video that will never happen
"Shoot to shoot the shotgun" Me: wait you don't know what karlson is? It's just a little game dani is working on, currently the 18th most wishlisted games on steam so SMASH wishlist now, GAMERS
Every Emkay video i watch is another braincell of me thinking about all the Emkay Characters are the same person, but has multiple personalities and also change voices
"The geographical South poll is the only place where you can time travel between days" But what about the Geographical North pole, or the international date line?
1:36 It is frustrating to know the reason we won't get anymore nuggets of wisdom from Osvaldo12 is because some jackass could not take a joke, so they doxxed him and then sent a SWAT team to his house. That said, he is probably happy to be staying off twitter
5:58. Technically, it's easier for him to do any work, because his heart doesn't have to pump so much blood, and the oxygen he breathes in doesn't have to go so far, so he will naturally have more stamina than someone with all their limbs. I learnt that from the original book that they turned into "The Six-Million Dollar Man". 6:30. I have actually been advised to do this to regain the weight I have lost through medical issues. I have a jug of "extra milky milk" in my fridge! 11:20. This is not true. It is actually one of two places where you can do this, as the same conditions exist at the north pole.
actually, there are more than 12 places on Earth where you can do this, If I travel from 46.08732N 88.11775W to 46.08732N 88.11772W anytime between 11:00PM and 11:59PM GMT-5 I can step into tomorrow and back to yesterday too (except between the second Sunday and last Sunday in March as well as between the last Sunday in October and first Sunday in November when it must be GMT-6 instead). Even if that weren't true, I can actually time travel to tomorrow without taking a single step.
There actually was a constellation called Apes (Bees), known also as Vespa (Wasp). Later it was called Musca Borealis (Northern Fly). Also Apis (The Bee) existed before. It’s name got changed to Musca Australis (Southern Fly). Right now we know as Musca (The Fly).
He just made a joke and twitter called him racist? What the actual fuck? Twitter is somehow getting worse day by day. I didn't think it was possible...
Hippopotami can swim faster and run faster so you bike is the only way to win a race. “Me remembering that video where the hippo was catching up to the speed boat”
@@LynR.M.1378 Astrology is the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies from Earth and how it affects humans and the natural world. It is a type of pseudoscience where people do not literally study details and just tell it how it is. Astronomy is the science of studying everything beyond Earth's atmosphere. It is the reason why people have stood on our good friend, the Moon.
So I looked into the nipple thing and, depending on the person, your nipples and teeth could be developing at the same time. Research differs quite a bit, surprisingly, on a lot. Like most places say you can't determine gender until after 11 weeks whereas we found out closer to 9
"here, i killed your friend, hold him"
*r/murderedbywords except something was actually murdered*
so r/murdered?
Soul knight?
@hv a gooday ded
r/murderedby15hitsofanaxe
r/murderedbytaxes
I once saw a guy make a small tree house using the trees own branches. He just gave an amputee their own limbs and said "Hold these I'm gonna drink some beers up here"
69 nice
@hv a gooday dude stop you BOT 🤖
@WONG ZI XUAN Moe it’s a link to a vid. It’s not a rickroll but it’s everywhere I see
Thank you for this comment. Imma thief this idear pal!😉
r/cursedcomments
“Those born under the sign of the bees”
“Have at least a few friends”
Me: *well I guess i wasn’t born under the bees then*
Don't worry mate, you'll find one
Same.
Don't worry, there is a star during the Day as well.
Its obvios theres another constellation called void its when its a starless night
@@nate_4000 you realize the stars are still there, right?
Fun fact: Isaac Newton probably didn't die a virgin. He lived with his "close male friend" most of his life, who he was known to refer to as his love and wrote love letters to him when he was away. Very much a r/SapphoAndHerFriend situation in history books there.
Also he invented the cat door.
:0
A gay catlover, this icon of a man was ahead of his time
But he also kicked out two students for playing chess for not taking physics seriously... They were outside of lessons in their free time
@hv a gooday get lost. No one wants to see the story of Adam.
@@voltydragon6140 he also had a bunch of people executed for forgery, and was apparently considered pretty viscious even for the times when he was appointed head of the mint so the guy had pretty much no chill
"can we get more women in suits please" ah. a man of culture
This entire sub: The floor here is made out of floor
Or, "MATH ID MATH"
3:25 “do we all know at least one person who holds onto dead batteries”
Me: well of course I know him, he’s me
Especially since it is illegal to put them in trash and most people don’t know how to get rid of hazardous waste.
but... why
@@spring_shadow it builds character
2:53 My man really showin' his beatboxing skills on camera, good for him.
indeed
my man how do you have 74 subs but no videos
You are Dead
@@azalwayz1293 he has 69
@@antiuttpprimewastaken he lost some
Well... It Was *TECHINICALLY* The Truth...
Well hello there random verified person, here take my like
Not wrong.
yeah that’s the whole point of the subreddit stupid /j
Hmmm
I SAW U IN EVERY VID LOL
Anyone else ever find it weird that we’re listening to a disembodied hand read to us? And Sometimes it’s Australian?
and yes, that is the truth
@Anthony Buckles Yes, well, it may be a little off-putting, but you just gotta deal with the fact that it’s some sort of hand god that has a different voice for each individual finger
Y
@@Tw0Dots love the profile pic
No
@Anthony Buckles We're just lonely like that
"here, i killed your friend. hold him."
ah yes the good ol' familiar cannibalism without eating
Ddd
I love how your picture is a door which is made out of wood
Robin: can we get more women in suits please
Me: just happens to be in a suit and now is happy
Your username is great
Thanks
If Costco ever had a fan meeting
It should be called cost con
Lmao take my like
What the hell is your channel
sigh
Lol this comment actually got 179 likes
Shut up and take my like
If Stan from gravity falls had a Stan, It’s Nickname would be “Stan Stan”
Double Stan, more Stan for the Stan Stan
I would Stan Stan Stan
I Stan Stan Stan Stan Stan
I love these replies
STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN
blood for the blood god, stans for the stan stan
You're not afraid of falling, you're afraid of the sudden stop at the end
You're not afraid of the sudden stop at the end
, you're afraid of the impact with it
@@jasondeng7677 You're afraid of the impact with it, you're afraid of the damage to your body caused by the impact
@@lodestone9702 you’re not afraid of the damage to your body caused by the impact, you’re afraid of the undeniably fatal injury that’ll make the initial injuries feel like a cakewalk.
@@taylorward2617
1. dang it we had a nice reply chain going on here
2. i thought you meant that there was an "end" at the bottom, like as a noun not a verb. (example: you aren't afraid of falling, you're afraid of the bottom of the canyon, which is the sudden stop at the end)
@@jasondeng7677 deleted, so you can continue
I’m a sucker for stupid memes. If I said “I only like men from the streets” and he sent back a photo of him in street pajamas and said “baby I am the streets” I’d tell him to marry me-
Hi there lemon
mood
@@solid8535 he's not a lemon, he's sour
@@playertube6490 well, he was lemon
@@solid8535 what the hell happened to him, TELL ME! Why is he now sour
The first one-
Well it was TECHNICALLY THE TRUTH-
@hv a gooday stop putting weird links everywhere
Lol
@hv a gooday STOP IT
GET SOME HELP
Would it be technical if it is general?
If it is, I technically watched this video.
@hv a gooday shutup
6:15 first helluva boss template i have seen
(7:15)
Blueberries: am I a joke to you, even though blueberries are berries and not fruit.
r/facepalm
"My man she was obviously talking about the circumference of your left butt-cheek" that made me laugh, so thank you, you have made my day better.
Did you know that the video starts at 0:00 and it ends at 13:15? That's technically the truth
7:42 yes i know where pizzas go to (store bought edition) from baker, to store, to car, to home, to fridge, to oven,to table , to my mouth and stomach
4:01 I can already imagine someone walking into that place with a dinosaur costume.
Saw the first one, already dead from laughter, congrats emkay, you cured my depression
12:16 can we just appreciate how OP played along with it?
3:30 Yeah, I have dead batteries cuz I dunno where to give them away for recycling.
3:16
Ba...by... shark! Doo Doo doo-do- DAMMIT!
9:57 "Can we get more women in suits please?"
I'm with you man, I'm with you
There’s a chance that Jesus never drank water ok bye :D
What-- why would you say that--
:0
@@KiriChan99 because it’s true
@@themastergluesniffer That's...super weird
@@KiriChan99 but I’m not wrong
Rip Osvaldo 12
He recently quit Twitter due to backlash from an obvious joke
9:52 his outfit reminds me of those play mats that have roads on them and such I believe my nephews have a mat like that
1:21 the bees has the least amount of psychopaths by about 100 percent
[7:32] Man, I love Osvaldo12. Too bad someone got too offended by his joke "The solution to world hunger is eating" that the smooth-brain doxxed AND swatted him. He has retired from Twitter after that.
*Her: He’s probably thinking about other women*
*Him: You Only Have One Birthday,The Rest Are Congratulations For Surviving.*
RIP Osvaldo, he was one of the funniest people on Twitter.
He's not dead, he just left Twitter after getting swatted by some people who couldn't take a joke.
@That Girl. Here's what happened:
ua-cam.com/video/Ps9Jw_o4yq0/v-deo.html
Fun fact: ice counts as rock
w h a t
I saw this comment at FakeJake lol
Fun fact: because ice counts as a rock, and water is liquid ice, humans can be considered lava monsters
@@Cosmosdestructor im gonna call myself that for the rest of my life now
@@Cosmosdestructor wtf dude but actually yes
11:07 it's the only place you can time travel? What if you cross the border to a country which is in a different timezone? Isn't that time traveling too?
3:50 rip osvaldo he left twitter after people get mad over a joke he made...
“Flawless logic.”
- Millie from Helluva Boss, 2020
"fruits that do live up to their name
orange"
uh you forgot *LIME*
This guy really knows his lemons.
blueberry
Blackberry
i think aubergine/eggplant is the name of a colour too
Thanks emkay for giving me a smile every day
"Yeah that pole isnt helping anyone laying down"
meeee
What does the thumbnail then really mean?
6:10 Right up there with "Your god was nailed to a cross. Mine has the hammer."
11:20 Pretty sure you can do the same thing at the North Pole too...when there's enough ice.
(11:05) 1. There's like 40 time zones when you include all half hour, quarter hour zones, and the +13, +14. So all time zones aren't 24. Plus the south pole has 25 time zones; -12 to +12.
2. If you count going between time zones as time travelling; you can do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders. If you count it as only time travelling if passing a time zone changes the day, you can still do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders.
You must be fun at parties.
I think that -12 and +12 are the same time zone
@@minecrafting_il wrong.
@@JamesBond-xx1lv ok, but why?
@@minecrafting_il Why? international date line has to start somewhere... Lol -12 and +12 are right next to each other.
11:57 Now we need ‘Perimeter 51’
When you realize your house was made out of a dead carcass...
* laughs in a brick and cement house *
Idk why but I love this video so much, bees, ok comic, just ice, it just keeps getting better
2:42
What I do in the shower for an hour: *singing the lyrics to a song a like and perfecting it until I sing it perfectly for a music video that will never happen
Oranges are colored tangerine and tangerines are colored orange.
Hah so the only true name that describes itself is lime
And (technically the truth) itself
My aunts dog passed away recently and your videos help me keep my mind off of it
4:49 Yes the Beatles!
10:06 In the Netherlands some supermarkets have this too
"Shoot to shoot the shotgun"
Me: wait you don't know what karlson is? It's just a little game dani is working on, currently the 18th most wishlisted games on steam so SMASH wishlist now, GAMERS
I was waiting for it
WISHLISH KARLSON ON ELSE
"Guranteed Shorter Hair"
GTA Barbers: *SWEATS*
9:45 no no, he's got a point.
There is no "I" in "happyness"
Woman in suits has awoken something deep within me
Right 😳
Where?
@@aureliusrex7827 down there
@@solid8535 ...
Every Emkay video i watch is another braincell of me thinking about all the Emkay Characters are the same person, but has multiple personalities and also change voices
Why is your voice so freaking soothing to listen to for these videos
r/techinicallythetruth is just "every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes"
I have never been this early to anything in my life
11:34
Karl son made it!
emkay:*releses a new vid*
me:i must run to the computer as fast as i must
"The geographical South poll is the only place where you can time travel between days"
But what about the Geographical North pole, or the international date line?
well the north pole doesnt have proper land to walk on
Everyone: there's no such thing as perfection
Me: presents Robin taking a look at r/technicallythetruth
Everyone: we stand corrected
Unless they're sitting
@@quinnjustice9038 they may be lying, but if they did they would be lying
2:20
Technically that's a white i.
EmKay sounds like a radio caster
Emkay is the best channel to boost my depression.
1:36 It is frustrating to know the reason we won't get anymore nuggets of wisdom from Osvaldo12 is because some jackass could not take a joke, so they doxxed him and then sent a SWAT team to his house.
That said, he is probably happy to be staying off twitter
7:23 WRONG! Oranges are the color tangerine, and tangerines are the color orange
😧 my life is a lie
IDK why but Everytime Robin presents himself and says "Hi I'm Robin and today we are..." I silently complete him saying "Robin Dabank"
One of these days someone has to make literally emkay *fan* art. And it has to be in a technicallythetruth video.
5:58. Technically, it's easier for him to do any work, because his heart doesn't have to pump so much blood, and the oxygen he breathes in doesn't have to go so far, so he will naturally have more stamina than someone with all their limbs. I learnt that from the original book that they turned into "The Six-Million Dollar Man".
6:30. I have actually been advised to do this to regain the weight I have lost through medical issues. I have a jug of "extra milky milk" in my fridge!
11:20. This is not true. It is actually one of two places where you can do this, as the same conditions exist at the north pole.
actually, there are more than 12 places on Earth where you can do this, If I travel from 46.08732N 88.11775W to 46.08732N 88.11772W anytime between 11:00PM and 11:59PM GMT-5 I can step into tomorrow and back to yesterday too (except between the second Sunday and last Sunday in March as well as between the last Sunday in October and first Sunday in November when it must be GMT-6 instead). Even if that weren't true, I can actually time travel to tomorrow without taking a single step.
Man, people just be stealing Demitri Martin jokes left and right these days.
“Can we get more women in suits
Me : “My time has come!”
This was one of my favorites!
I love ur vids
We*
@@-theguiltycormorant-1043 truely
Why did he abbreviate "fanart" as "f'nart" instead of "f'art"? Probably would have made a lot of people laugh
Imagine playing zombies so much that you can hear them in the back of your mind
'Here, I killed your friend. Hold him'
That tree house I fell out of when I was 6 years old: I think not
There actually was a constellation called Apes (Bees), known also as Vespa (Wasp). Later it was called Musca Borealis (Northern Fly).
Also Apis (The Bee) existed before. It’s name got changed to Musca Australis (Southern Fly). Right now we know as Musca (The Fly).
stop
11:25 what about the North Pole...
Thanks for this video ☺️☺️
11:36 sorry someone needs to explain to me
Most people of my age, that's mean they are the came age
Excuse me? WTF I'm a ginger and I'm also allergic to ginger lol but I haven't been captured and I wanna know why?!?!
Poor Osvaldo... he just posted a bunch of technicalities and got doxxed and swatted...
He just made a joke and twitter called him racist? What the actual fuck? Twitter is somehow getting worse day by day. I didn't think it was possible...
okay but i genuinely did sleep outside in a wheelbarrow and f**king loved it until my friends tipped me out thinking id be comfier in the tent :')
Hippopotami can swim faster and run faster so you bike is the only way to win a race. “Me remembering that video where the hippo was catching up to the speed boat”
Not the 36 seconds, I’m here hella early 😩❤️
Love you guys 🥺
we didn't get to the end of another one. we got to the end of r/Technicallythetruth | get it?
3:44
Well, technically, Antarctica is a desert
5:22 fun fact: Gotye made more than just the album making mirrors the album of multiple songs that “somebody I used to know” is in
1:13 Astronomy, not Astrology. Sorry, had to do it.
What’s the difference?
@@LynR.M.1378
Astrology is the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies from Earth and how it affects humans and the natural world. It is a type of pseudoscience where people do not literally study details and just tell it how it is.
Astronomy is the science of studying everything beyond Earth's atmosphere. It is the reason why people have stood on our good friend, the Moon.
@@LynR.M.1378 he is wrong it is astrology... Astronomy is the study of space ; Astrology is like Zodiac sign stuff...
So I looked into the nipple thing and, depending on the person, your nipples and teeth could be developing at the same time. Research differs quite a bit, surprisingly, on a lot. Like most places say you can't determine gender until after 11 weeks whereas we found out closer to 9
4:52 of course John said that 😂 R.I.P John 💗
During this ENTIRE video I only laughed at "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth."
This is technically my favorite sub-reddit.
someone send that to r/comedycemetery
11:35 Dani did learn from the best oh you are wondering who Dani is Dani made a game called karlson and muck oh you do not know what karlson is-
Can we appreciate that emkay have 4k even tho half of the memes arent even 720p
"Jeffrey are you alright man?" Said by the tree that is holding his dead friend's body