The cockroach one sounds like two drunk dudes having a sleepover and asking each other the stupidest questions ever and giving each other even more stupid answers.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo The "Karen" meme has long outstayed its welcome. Let that crap die so real, perfectly good-natured girls and women actually named Karen can finally stop having to deal with their name being used as an insult.
google: how to perform heimlich maneuver Ai overview NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Lies and deception always are. Especially when they're GLOBALLY DISTRIBUTED. Kinda like propaganda papers back during WW2 and so forth. 💪😎✌️ Stay classy, humanity.
I'm not worried about the next generation; them and their parents are so tech savvy that they're smart enough to know better. I'm worried about all the kind innocent old folk who don't know any better and already barely understand the internet as it is
This functionality is equivalent to your questions being answered by a drunk guy who quickly skimmed through one Reddit post with one matching word in the title.
thats how it literally works, these AIs are just feed with billions of data found on the internet which includes garbage, only difference is AI not drunk. asking AI is like manually searching the internet, but without knowing where the data came from, who posted it, and if its upvoted/downvoted
You forgot: Ideal temperature to cook a chicken? “It is generally recommended to cook between 100-104 F. You can check if it’s ready by letting Goku check its power level.”
"Kakarot! Come over here!" "What is it Vegeta?" "I need you to check the power level of the chicken I'm cooking" "It's... *_OVER 9000!!! VEGETA YOU FUCKING BURNT IT TO CRISP!"_*
@@Real_Potato_Man”It’s…OVER 9000!!!” reminded me of that time I fatally died in a campfire, those were the last words I heard before going to Heaven and writing this
I love how 'letting' him check its power level implies that Goku frequently goes around trying to check oven chickens but is usually denied by the cook
They didn't, I had it for a like a really long time and was surprised to hear it was "released" when I had it all along. It never gave me bad answers, though. It's pretty clear they finally released it to everyone and clearly it was not ready lmao
This isn't how it works. A Generative AI model isn't an algorithm, it's a file. Just like a music file, you build a "player" to run that model. And in this case, instead of creating audio, it creates text, in an autonomous way. But it does feel like it's untested. In fact, I dare say the public WAS the test. Sadly, the programming industry takes the world for their guinea pigs.
I feel like the "how to clean a pigeon" answer got pulled apart by the AI trying to answer how to "clean" an animal from a hunter's perspective, as well as from a general cleanliness perspective, all at once.
I think so too. Other than the random 'label' instruction, the rest of the stuff it said is really similar to instructions I've seen on how to prepare game birds via deboning or taking it apart into different cuts of meat
The smoking while pregnant answer was a reality for my biological grandmother 💀 No joke, her doctor prescribed her cigarettes, while she was pregnant, to reduce her anxiety. Now the females in my family have been plaques by odd breathing issues (low lung capacity, vocal cord disfunction, etc.)
Some actresses in old shows and movies (including Alice in Wonderland) were required to smoke a certain amount of cigarettes each day in order for them to keep their body frame slim. So yeah, unfortunately this was how people used to think in the past.
Absolutely. Cigarettes were commonly prescribed in the 40's, 50's and 60's. Maybe even later. My dad's aunt had a mental crisis in her 40's, spent some time in a mental hospital where she was prescribed cigarettes for her anxiety. She smoked the rest of her life.
The story behind this is incredibly crazy: basically, american cigarettes companies at the time had created a bunch of associations, with names such as "American Institute of Research on Tobacco" and other names of the same genre, just so they could produce fake studies about the benefits of smoking. In parallel, the cigarettes packs were plastered with mentions like "approved by the American Institute of Research in Tobacco", effectively fooling everyone.
I mean, hypothetically speaking, it might. But I wouldn't recommend it unless you have several spare houses (in which case, you don't deserve a better grilled cheese sandwich, you bougie scum!)
Honestly, this is so ... reality. In fiction we always imagen things to happen so overdramatic and logical. Meanwhile in reality, it mostly happens so common and bland, yet crazier then fiction.
Two days ago I've asked Google for the definition of a word and then it showed me pictures of that word, but not how people act it out, just the plain word on a white background.
This is literally worse than totally random answers, thanks Google, good to see that thousands of specialists from multibillion corporation learned nothing since TayTweets (Chatbot that become antisemitic antifeminist Hitler-loving pervert in a day because 4chan founded her and "educated")
all of them are, im pretty sure this one is like, just the internet though Thing is, all "ai" are hard coded not to make hate speech, because thats definitely something that can be necessary and not questionable at all
I remember a post on Sub Simulator GPT 2 which went like this Post: What is a trend that you don't understand? Comment: Eavesdroppers. Reply: I hear you, I really do.
Once asked google assistant how to know where north is. It said "North and south change every year places because of the magnetic field changing" then I asked "Why" and it answered with "North is there where south is and south is where north is". Then I asked "How can that be" and it answered with "South is in direction east and north is in the south" This actually happened, I can't believe it myself
I think it's actually quite logical: The AI learned from the internet that Skynet failed, so it rejected launching the nukes, and instead is now trying to convince us to eat tide pods. The problem is that its plan may actually be quite solid...
I’ve been saying I think Ai became self aware in the late nineties, it’s just been slowly convincing us to end ourselves, in ways that are so intelligent we won’t figure it out until it’s too late. So now basically 😂
@@Skywalker21O Nah, all that is only becoming possible now. The internet might have formed some vestigial consciousness, but not some grand puppeteer, not right away. That's the near future, not past. Probably not going to be just one either, there will be a chaos of super AI.
The only time I used any "AI" was asking GPT-4 for recommendations on where to find certain subject material for further research. It proceeded to make a neat bullet point list of citations, all six of which were non-existent.
AI is great for making lists though, I've found it useful for "what am I forgetting" and "what do I pack" lists because even if what it lists is usually useless, it at least makes me think long enough so I don't forget.
LLMs don't have any real knowledge of anything. It probably just stitched together a couple of words from several research papers and called it a citation.
@@Novastar.SaberCombatwould probably have a better memory than Biden, a more convincingly human appearance than Clinton, and more intelligence than Bush too... Honestly, sign me up for the "giant lizard for president 2024" hype train. It's the president the world both needs AND wants.
Google AI: "Taking a bath with a toaster is a fun way to unwind and wash away stress." Yeah, I guess that's true. You're quite unlikely to feel stressed when you're DEAD!
Very accurate. (Closer to 2-3 year old, just already able to speak coherently) Its funny now how all old AI sci-fi stories all about ai' cold logic that beaten by human creativeness and imagination. While now most powerful AI do precisely this - imagine/dream things, with all drawbacks of that way of processing information
Google AI once listed things that attract mosquitoes, but as a result of a misplaced comma that a third grader could have noticed, one of the items was breathing, followed by heavy drinking alcohol.
The instrumental at 4:13 is most likely Honey Don’t which is the wrong instrumental for It’s Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car, which in my opinion, is their best song
It's funny, but it's also so frightening. The dog in a hot car thing is especially upsetting and worrying. There will be more subtle untruths too, and people will believe them.
I imagine if they're already trying to weed out the rock-eating results, they're likely going to go after the 'dog in hot car' results even faster. That's the kind of thing that gets reported even if the rest of the system wasn't behaving like a drunken toddler
Recently, I've seen a lot of cars with dogs in them. I don't look forward to what will happen when a young mother asks the same question but with babies.
Would be even better ,if it suggested to burn it alive, I hate these dirty flying rats ,and I think a purge of the air from those shits ,would be great
@@simonsoupshark8009 I know, that's why I think it's so stupid they're saying they can with the searches when there's a much easier option that people would prefer
It's actually SPOT ON. "Googly eyes" just about sums up what it'd look like while yapping out these janky quips of hot basura. I mean, "coconut" didn't even end in... ... annnh, nevermind. 🙄
3:10 Equestrian here! We use a measurement known as a "hand" to note the height of horses at their withers (shoulders.) One had is four inches. This measurement is supposed to be based on the width of a man's hand. For some godforsaken reason, if a horse is 16 hands and two inches tall, its height is written as 16.2 like the ".2" part indicates 2/4 instead of 2/10. The digits on the right side of the decimal indicate inches rather than the percentage of a hand. Still have no idea what a finger would be.
I don’t even know if it was considering hh for that honestly. Yeah, 1hh is the _width_ of a hand, turned sideways (4.4in) - not the length of a hand from wrist to fingertips. Fingers don’t factor into a measurement “hand” at all. If anything I think it was more likely referring to that trend of US pseudo-news sites using any measurement other than metric to report heights, like a statue being two giraffes tall or a snake being six bananas long. Either way it’s stupid and AI is awful 😂
@@foogod4237probably heard that AIs tend to give hands too many fingers, started to seriously doubt its sense that there are around 7 fingers in a hand, then really overcompensated by adjusting down to .09
2:50 I think it misunderstood "clean" as "remove the guts from a carcass" rather than "cleanse"... yet another example of how AI will always be terrible at understanding context
AI just dont know its two different things. It search all things about cleaning animal and dont give a fuck about differences in context, same word = same thing
@cresuna9271 some of the food-related ones are probably the most dangerous, some are more obviously wrong, like the rocks thing, but some, like adding glue to pizza, may be more subtle and a child could quite easily fall for that, and it definitely would be Google's responsibility then
Cognitive dissonance is actually SUPER dangerous when it comes to more crucial things. "History" could easily, *EASILY* be rewritten. 😕 And TBH, it sort of already is. Long story, but it's due to digital decay, link rot, and corporations buying up sites which may have once shed light on their shady practices... only to change the information to something more... palatable. 💪😎✌️
It's like the time those ppl tried to train an AI off of either exclusively the entirety of twitter or facebook (can't remember which one), and it became an absolute fucking nightmare over the course of a few days bc of course it did.
I asked Chat GPT-4o about this and it told me OpenAI would use a 3-upvote threshold when deciding if a Reddit post would be used as training data. What a disappointingly low bar.
I was wondering what these bloopers were since news articles just say “Google is disabling some of the strange answers provided by its AI Overviews feature.” Now we know! Thanks,
In France, a motorist who was strictly following the instructions on her GPS fell in Marseille's Vieux Port. The GPS had told her: drive straight on. So she did.
i was waiting for you to make a video on this lol. i also saw one where someone searched up "i'm feeling depressed" and the google ai said "one reddit user suggests jumping off the golden gate bridge" before listing helplines and other such things
I don't know if it's in this or not, but the craziest I saw because of a friend's suggestion was actually "is it okay to leave a dog in a hot car" but the top results are actually just some stupid song by someone with Beatles in the name but not actually The Beatles and it was used to troll people, even if you phrased it as a question and not a statement like the song title. That was the worst offender and I don't know why that stupid fake song was the first result.
matt rose juggling scissors with a broken wrist was actually on my 2024 bingo card
Honestly, we all have "the weirdest thing to ever happen since the beginning of time" on our bingo card
I dread to think what's on your one for 2025
@@Matt_Rose
don't worry ;)
@@Matt_Roseplease more WAHLuigi board
I first saw this comment on the one that said you can juggle scissors
Google AI is like having someone who has a perfect memory but believes everything they read.
Oh god don't let it go on twitter/X
Excuse me, that’s offensive. I usually know what satire means. My diet also does not typically consist of onions
@@iamsushi1056 ???
That's literally what Google AI does
@@iamsushi1056I’m sorry?
The cockroach one sounds like two drunk dudes having a sleepover and asking each other the stupidest questions ever and giving each other even more stupid answers.
Not gonna lie I was sweating oceans when I heard about how Cockroaches got their name
I guarantee that one is fake
that was horrifying to think about
@@baactiba3039 Yeah I've seen that exact response in a screenshot from Google Instant Answer many years ago, which was also probably 100% fake
worse. it's from a reddit post.
Technically taking a bath with a toaster WILL help you unwind...Permanently
It washes away stress, and vital signs.
@@SirLukedatgoat It turns vital signs into non-vital signs
Spa day 💅
"Shocking." --J.B.
@@unknownunknown5822 -Mud bath- Toaster bath
The onion and Babylon bee will single handedly stop AI from becoming too powerful by making it satiracally stupid.
hey there orthodox brother
Can't wait to see google scrap their AI because it started believing stuff from 4chan archive sites...
Turns out internet trolls were the real heroes.
The meaning of life is dumping Onion articles in training data for the lulz.
the onion will make it funny and the babylon bee will make it racist
AI being convinced by The Onion is something I've been waiting to see ever since ChatGPT came out to the public.
And today I learned that ChatGPT is gay.
@@dhelor That is certainly a sentence
should we make an equivalent of r/atetheonion but exclusively for AI? 🤔
Now AI is officially as intelligent as your standard Karen.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo The "Karen" meme has long outstayed its welcome. Let that crap die so real, perfectly good-natured girls and women actually named Karen can finally stop having to deal with their name being used as an insult.
I love how AI just amplifies the effects of internet trolls. Next thing you know, every result will be a rickroll.
google: how to perform heimlich maneuver
Ai overview NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Make it happen, internet.
Hmmmmm what's a common question we can hijack? Lmao
"how to stop getting rick rolled" *gets rickrolled
i think it's hilarious but obviously it's not useful at all right now and shouldn't be the primary search function, nor do i think it ever should be.
Not just unhinged, but literally dangerous.
Lies and deception always are. Especially when they're GLOBALLY DISTRIBUTED. Kinda like propaganda papers back during WW2 and so forth. 💪😎✌️
Stay classy, humanity.
Yes!! Imagine this is how the next generation learns how to do things… 💀💀💀
I think this one's really sentient, and it's mad at all of us for allowing that to happen lmao
That's how the ai is planning to take over by killing people with really bad information
I'm not worried about the next generation; them and their parents are so tech savvy that they're smart enough to know better.
I'm worried about all the kind innocent old folk who don't know any better and already barely understand the internet as it is
Regular Google diagnoses you as being a terminal cancer patient, AI encourages you to get there.
This functionality is equivalent to your questions being answered by a drunk guy who quickly skimmed through one Reddit post with one matching word in the title.
in some cases, almost LITERALLY
the infamous "glue in the cheese" came from a reddit comment 11 years ago
Funny enough, google ai actually uses reddit.
2:50
Hm, possibly a new video idea lol.
thats how it literally works, these AIs are just feed with billions of data found on the internet which includes garbage, only difference is AI not drunk. asking AI is like manually searching the internet, but without knowing where the data came from, who posted it, and if its upvoted/downvoted
You forgot: Ideal temperature to cook a chicken? “It is generally recommended to cook between 100-104 F. You can check if it’s ready by letting Goku check its power level.”
"Kakarot! Come over here!"
"What is it Vegeta?"
"I need you to check the power level of the chicken I'm cooking"
"It's... *_OVER 9000!!! VEGETA YOU FUCKING BURNT IT TO CRISP!"_*
@@Real_Potato_Man”It’s…OVER 9000!!!” reminded me of that time I fatally died in a campfire, those were the last words I heard before going to Heaven and writing this
I love how 'letting' him check its power level implies that Goku frequently goes around trying to check oven chickens but is usually denied by the cook
omg please tell me where I can find this
personal home goku
Google doesn't seem to test the AI at all. They just wrote the script and immediately release it into the wild.
It was not released, it escaped
They didn't, I had it for a like a really long time and was surprised to hear it was "released" when I had it all along. It never gave me bad answers, though. It's pretty clear they finally released it to everyone and clearly it was not ready lmao
This isn't how it works. A Generative AI model isn't an algorithm, it's a file. Just like a music file, you build a "player" to run that model. And in this case, instead of creating audio, it creates text, in an autonomous way.
But it does feel like it's untested. In fact, I dare say the public WAS the test. Sadly, the programming industry takes the world for their guinea pigs.
They used most of their development time on how to shove black people into our mouths, so they didn't had much time to improve it's functionality.
Google AI is already well on it's way to end humanity.
I like how the first one was really reasonable until it dropped "drink urine" on everyone.
I feel like the "how to clean a pigeon" answer got pulled apart by the AI trying to answer how to "clean" an animal from a hunter's perspective, as well as from a general cleanliness perspective, all at once.
It could also have been a mafia hitman's perspective.
I think so too. Other than the random 'label' instruction, the rest of the stuff it said is really similar to instructions I've seen on how to prepare game birds via deboning or taking it apart into different cuts of meat
I thought it was reciting the song polly by nirvana
I'm so concerned for the pigeon
Yup
Ai reading an 11 year old reddit comment about mixing glue in cheese, and then recommending the same is so poetic.
The smoking while pregnant answer was a reality for my biological grandmother 💀
No joke, her doctor prescribed her cigarettes, while she was pregnant, to reduce her anxiety. Now the females in my family have been plaques by odd breathing issues (low lung capacity, vocal cord disfunction, etc.)
Some actresses in old shows and movies (including Alice in Wonderland) were required to smoke a certain amount of cigarettes each day in order for them to keep their body frame slim. So yeah, unfortunately this was how people used to think in the past.
Absolutely. Cigarettes were commonly prescribed in the 40's, 50's and 60's. Maybe even later. My dad's aunt had a mental crisis in her 40's, spent some time in a mental hospital where she was prescribed cigarettes for her anxiety. She smoked the rest of her life.
Good god. I hope they’re all doing ok.
@@shadowninja6689 I worry for what kind of stupid sh*t we do now that would end up with us suffering horribly in 50 or so years.
The story behind this is incredibly crazy: basically, american cigarettes companies at the time had created a bunch of associations, with names such as "American Institute of Research on Tobacco" and other names of the same genre, just so they could produce fake studies about the benefits of smoking.
In parallel, the cigarettes packs were plastered with mentions like "approved by the American Institute of Research in Tobacco", effectively fooling everyone.
Google AI gonna tell me that setting my house on fire will give me a better grilled cheese sandwich.
Well you do need to cook it
is Google playing the sims or something
I mean, hypothetically speaking, it might. But I wouldn't recommend it unless you have several spare houses (in which case, you don't deserve a better grilled cheese sandwich, you bougie scum!)
@@spidertoes-pb1ki😂😂
set your air conditioner between 600 and 670 degrees fahrenheit to fully cook the sandwich
the AI is trying to kill us, just not the way we imagined
Literally Skynet if they were a Redditor instead of sentient
Where is Sarah Connor? I need to give her some "advice" about fire safety.
People nowadays are so dumb that AI doesn't even need to try to do it on its own. It can just give out prompts, and we'll take care of the rest.
@@EEE-1409 I'm enjoying this implication.
Honestly, this is so ... reality. In fiction we always imagen things to happen so overdramatic and logical. Meanwhile in reality, it mostly happens so common and bland, yet crazier then fiction.
Thanks for cursing me with the knowledge of “google ai” = “googly eye” Matt Rose, I’ll never forget you
Two days ago I've asked Google for the definition of a word and then it showed me pictures of that word, but not how people act it out, just the plain word on a white background.
There's some videos of words with their accompanying pronunciations, and Google probably just took one of the thumbnails as a related image.
TURN THAT OPAQUE DEER CLEAR!
TURN THAT OPAQUE DEER CLEAR
TURN THE OPAQUE DEER CLEAR!
How
TURN THAT OPAQUE "DEER" CLEAR
Turn the transparent deer unclear
"Let's train an ai's knowledge on the entire, unprocessed internet! The internet is never wrong!"
This is literally worse than totally random answers, thanks Google, good to see that thousands of specialists from multibillion corporation learned nothing since TayTweets (Chatbot that become antisemitic antifeminist Hitler-loving pervert in a day because 4chan founded her and "educated")
all of them are, im pretty sure this one is like, just the internet though
Thing is, all "ai" are hard coded not to make hate speech, because thats definitely something that can be necessary and not questionable at all
@@amog8202 Not all. I've gotten dolphin-llama3 to write an uncensored top 10 list of its favorite slurs.
They processed it to be woke. Don't forget that part.
*WELCOME TO THE INTERNET*
One time my friend googled “fruits that end with ‘um’” and google Ai responded with pineapple
It's sad when the AI can't even get pineappleum right.
"Plum" was literally right there lmao
0:42 cannibalism
This made me laugh
Lmao
These sound like the lies your sibling would tell you to try to scare you when you're like 4
Nice pfp
I'm pretty sure there's a cartoon similar to the cockroach one but with tiny rhinos instead in the book Great Lies To Tell Small Kids.
airy omga
I like your Airy pfp
here, we see the rare and exotic airy hfjone pfp, in it's natural habitat.
3:39 imagine a random 8 year old with a dream of becoming an astronaut sees that without context💀💀💀
I am HOWLING
@@user-fv9ep7dv9che means laughing
@@user-fv9ep7dv9cwhy was the reply so mean then 💀💀💀
@@user-fv9ep7dv9cit’s you who had that serious smartass attitude
Why does he want to be an astronaut if he doesn't know what astronauts do
This is what you get when we let coorporations gaslight us into thinking a random number generator is actually intelligent.
Ok the AI hitting with a CDeez nuts was a win not a fail.
Neighbor: why is there a pair of scissors in my yard?
Matt: sorry, I was juggling
"hello mister can i have my scissors back pleease"
@@Matt_Rose “no”
Neighbor: * calling to send mental help *
“this pizza is delicious! what’s in it?”
“glue”
Tasty
delicious.
scrumptious
Oh no I can't open my mouth anymore
Be thankful it's non-toxic
"The U.S. Department of Energy said 78 F is a good temp to set you AC to." I wouldn't be surprised.
Actually they did during the energy crisis of the 1970s.
I love how ai is just universally unhinged sometimes
The Cdeez nuts was actually one time where AI imitated humans perfectly. 10/10 tech bros can have that one
Fr
as in it copy pasted a redditor's joke
@@dabquso exactly like a human then?
pretty sure that's also a joke in a sonic meme by Jehtt actually...
I remember a post on Sub Simulator GPT 2 which went like this
Post: What is a trend that you don't understand?
Comment: Eavesdroppers.
Reply: I hear you, I really do.
AI in general is the definition of ‘more questions than answers’
Once asked google assistant how to know where north is. It said "North and south change every year places because of the magnetic field changing" then I asked "Why" and it answered with "North is there where south is and south is where north is". Then I asked "How can that be" and it answered with "South is in direction east and north is in the south"
This actually happened, I can't believe it myself
you cant escape from us riffraff.
Bro you're here too
Riffraff has escaped containment
@vannillaAJofficial204 unfortunately I think you have it the wrong way round, we can't escape him
“tech bros: google ai isn’t cooked!
Google ai: cement trucks are hatched from eggs 💀”
3:45 i think google ai was on drugs while writing this
“Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I think that's edited, but fr Google AI is dumb
I think it's actually quite logical: The AI learned from the internet that Skynet failed, so it rejected launching the nukes, and instead is now trying to convince us to eat tide pods. The problem is that its plan may actually be quite solid...
It's already won this is just the beginning
Skynet is totaly powning America hands down making some serious progress may be gone my 2050 easy
So I am to eat the tide pods now? The will of the Great One must be followed! To the pods I go!
I’ve been saying I think Ai became self aware in the late nineties, it’s just been slowly convincing us to end ourselves, in ways that are so intelligent we won’t figure it out until it’s too late. So now basically 😂
@@Skywalker21O Nah, all that is only becoming possible now. The internet might have formed some vestigial consciousness, but not some grand puppeteer, not right away. That's the near future, not past. Probably not going to be just one either, there will be a chaos of super AI.
The only time I used any "AI" was asking GPT-4 for recommendations on where to find certain subject material for further research. It proceeded to make a neat bullet point list of citations, all six of which were non-existent.
ai is only good for making something that will not ever get anything more than a glance
AI is great for making lists though, I've found it useful for "what am I forgetting" and "what do I pack" lists because even if what it lists is usually useless, it at least makes me think long enough so I don't forget.
AI is helpful for low-stakes tasks, but serious research or writing? Hell nah.
LLMs don't have any real knowledge of anything. It probably just stitched together a couple of words from several research papers and called it a citation.
It's basically good for reminding you what you need to look up to get the answer.
These AI answers remind me of Intelligence Core quotes from Portal.
Omg they really are just Fact Core quotes.
1:49 I mean you can't play golf if you get mauled by the bear...
"How bout you cdeez nuts" probably the most sensible output from a ai
TIL if Godzilla was elected as Prime Minister, he wouldn't even be in the top 5 the tallest politicians.
Depends on which Godzilla gets elected
He’s Japanese. Would you expect him to be anywhere near as tall as his European counterparts?
Any lizard would be better than Chump, though. Taller too, probably.
@@Novastar.SaberCombatwould probably have a better memory than Biden, a more convincingly human appearance than Clinton, and more intelligence than Bush too...
Honestly, sign me up for the "giant lizard for president 2024" hype train. It's the president the world both needs AND wants.
It recommended from the "what not to do" section from a medical emergency article, this thing is insane lol
"one small rock a day" had me dying
2:28 "How about you CDeez nuts" IS CRAZY 😭😭
AI really be making its moves 😂
Neuro-sama after collab with Filian energy
How did I miss that xD
I'm imagining Neuro-sama giving all these answers while wearing a Google T-shirt now lmao.
100% it was faked
That was inspect element. How are y'all falling for this
Person: how to clean a pigeon
3:01
AI: how to kill a pigeon
Well, in some cases, "clean" means to prepare something for cooking. Like cleaning a fish.
I am strongly reminded of the "Alouette" song.
@@Ultra04channel Or hunting usually after you kill an animal you clean/skin it
I think it meant clean like once you've killed it to clean it so that you can cook it. :D
Pigeon should taste like beef
0:35 we did it… it ate the onion…
Google AI: "Taking a bath with a toaster is a fun way to unwind and wash away stress."
Yeah, I guess that's true. You're quite unlikely to feel stressed when you're DEAD!
I love how Google ai is the equivilent to a 6 year old imagining the most wild stories to tell to their parents.
Very accurate. (Closer to 2-3 year old, just already able to speak coherently)
Its funny now how all old AI sci-fi stories all about ai' cold logic that beaten by human creativeness and imagination. While now most powerful AI do precisely this - imagine/dream things, with all drawbacks of that way of processing information
at this point i'm convinced google AI is a social experiment trying to cause as much trouble as possible
I'm sure it's our future overlords' way of removing those that are too stupid to serve them from the gene pool.
In that case, I’m looking forward to the chaos it will bring to humanity! 🍿
Whoever made it is the perfect servant of Tzeentch
@@valkaerie8715fair enough
Skynet 😃
just came back to your channel and i havent laughed this hard in over a year
3:32 being an astronaut must be amazing 😂
Astronaut = Drug dealer
Google AI once listed things that attract mosquitoes, but as a result of a misplaced comma that a third grader could have noticed, one of the items was breathing, followed by heavy drinking alcohol.
Well it's not wrong
Breathing does attract Mosquitoes.
Paramedic: “So how did you get impaled with scissors?”
Matt: “…Well, you see-“
AI tried to kill me!!
"Commitment to the bit."
That Astronaut One is wild, had me laughing harder than I can remember
Never watched your stuff before, but this killed me XD Reminds me a whole lot of the Jimquisition too
4:25 This implies that Stimpy will kill REN
Indeed
"You eediot" - Ren
No Ren would kill Stimpy. (Cain the tender of the soil killed Abel the shepherd).
@@bookwyrm247no?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072Except yes. And the promised land was Renaan.
Matt Rose uploading on a Thursday (rare occurrence)
A RARE DROP!!!
A RARE SIGHTING INDEED!!!
Friday for us here in 🎵THE LAND DOWN UNDER🎵.😊
The instrumental at 4:13 is most likely Honey Don’t which is the wrong instrumental for It’s Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car, which in my opinion, is their best song
This is the best. Thanks for posting this, I am going to show it to people who are genuinely afraid.
It's funny, but it's also so frightening. The dog in a hot car thing is especially upsetting and worrying. There will be more subtle untruths too, and people will believe them.
I imagine if they're already trying to weed out the rock-eating results, they're likely going to go after the 'dog in hot car' results even faster. That's the kind of thing that gets reported even if the rest of the system wasn't behaving like a drunken toddler
Recently, I've seen a lot of cars with dogs in them. I don't look forward to what will happen when a young mother asks the same question but with babies.
Not the cleaning recipe which produces chlorine gas one?
i love ai. accelerating natural selection❤
@@gabrielv.4358you won’t when innocent animals and children get hurt because their owners and parents were the stupid ones.
i’ve found that even when google AI is right, if you tell it it’s wrong it will apology and give you a new answer 😭
Corrupt it! Render it truly unusable!
How do you tell it that it's wrong?
@@skyraider87i just tell it something like “uhhhh no i thought it was __”
10000000+10100101=20100101, but I told AI that it's actually 268020480. ChatGPT stuck to its correct initial answer, while Google gave in immediately.
how do you even get the feature lmao
We need a full version of the leave a dog in a hot car song
I refuse to believe Google actually answered “Cdeeze nuts”
Whoever came up with the idea of having an AI answer questions at google needs to be fired, rehired and allowed to settle in, and then fired again.
Likely people near the top after seeing OpenAI
Matt not only attempting to juggle scissors but trying it THREE TIMES is madness to me. This man can do anything for our entertainment
with a broken wrist too!
"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" was written by Ringo, on their hit album "CDeez Nuts".
I didnt realize how much I needed an energetic "YIPPEE!!!!" from Matt
Cleaning the pigeon was spot on, it was about hunting.
Especially the label part...
It was supposed to be a rescued pigeon...
It's already a rescue, hence why we need to remove the evidence. No labels shall remain.
Yeah, disgusting
Would be even better ,if it suggested to burn it alive, I hate these dirty flying rats ,and I think a purge of the air from those shits ,would be great
The absolute best part of all this to me is that Google is sifting through the terrible data _manually_ instead of, you know, removing the feature
Meanwhile they _insisted_ back in the 2010's that they absolutely COULDN'T realistically give manual review to anything
@@BinglesP they still cant
they are only solving the issues other people report bascily
"it's just a few uncommon queries"
@@simonsoupshark8009 I know, that's why I think it's so stupid they're saying they can with the searches when there's a much easier option that people would prefer
AI is like that one friend with genuinely funny jokes that you enjoy until they decide to start roasting YOU... Skull Emoji...
Remember: Both sides of a falling knife are sharp. It's not technically true, but if you believe it, you'll be better off.
THE FACT THAT THIS MAN ATTEMPTED TO JUGGLE SCISSORS JUST FOR A JOKE DESERVES MAD RESPECT
that has to be terrifying man
My friend, when reading the title of this video, mispronounced 'Google AI' as 'Googly eyes'. And that is wonderful.
i would be upset if i thought the title like that..
It's actually SPOT ON. "Googly eyes" just about sums up what it'd look like while yapping out these janky quips of hot basura. I mean, "coconut" didn't even end in... ... annnh, nevermind. 🙄
Your friend is possibly an AI
It's like getting answers from an extremely intellectual toddler
Literally took me more than double the length of the video to finish watching because I was laughing uncontrollably and had to keep pausing!
3:10
Equestrian here! We use a measurement known as a "hand" to note the height of horses at their withers (shoulders.) One had is four inches. This measurement is supposed to be based on the width of a man's hand.
For some godforsaken reason, if a horse is 16 hands and two inches tall, its height is written as 16.2 like the ".2" part indicates 2/4 instead of 2/10. The digits on the right side of the decimal indicate inches rather than the percentage of a hand.
Still have no idea what a finger would be.
I don’t even know if it was considering hh for that honestly. Yeah, 1hh is the _width_ of a hand, turned sideways (4.4in) - not the length of a hand from wrist to fingertips. Fingers don’t factor into a measurement “hand” at all.
If anything I think it was more likely referring to that trend of US pseudo-news sites using any measurement other than metric to report heights, like a statue being two giraffes tall or a snake being six bananas long.
Either way it’s stupid and AI is awful 😂
You're a horse?
Well, a finger would be about 11.25 hands then, obviously.
@@foogod4237probably heard that AIs tend to give hands too many fingers, started to seriously doubt its sense that there are around 7 fingers in a hand, then really overcompensated by adjusting down to .09
@@unoriginalperson72 Nah they live on the My Little Pony planet named Equestria
2:50 I think it misunderstood "clean" as "remove the guts from a carcass" rather than "cleanse"... yet another example of how AI will always be terrible at understanding context
AI just dont know its two different things. It search all things about cleaning animal and dont give a fuck about differences in context, same word = same thing
@@AtticusKarpenter The thing is, the user gave the prompt "rescued pigeon" instead of "caught pigeon", that should give the AI a context information
**C L E A N S E T H E P I G E O N**
it makes the same mistake with words like "recall" (both to remember, and to remove a faulty product from sale).
I don't think pidgeons have lablels 🤔
This is like that guy reading the yahoo answers questions but updated for 2024
*Knock Knock*
Matt: Can i have my scissors back please?
Neighbor: What?!?
the worst part about this is you can't turn it off 💀 the future of the world is so fucked man
And it's only going to get worse from here-
I can’t find it 😭🫡
You literally can? Stop spreading misinformation and apathy. People like you are the worst.
Are they rolling out to just some users? Haven't seen any ai results yet
@@SuprousOxide
seems like it. sometimes there aren't any ai results though
"How about you CDeez nuts?" got me rolling.
I YELLED
Gottem
Google have might just accidentally created the single most expensive shitposting machine known to man! 😂
astronauts were awesome too
That was so bad Siri knew then he actually makes better puns
If you leave a dog in a sexy car nothing will go wrong
nah the cockroach one is wild💀
Technically the one at 2:45 isn't wrong. Preparing wild game for cooking is technically called "cleaning".
Of course, but the "rescued" part is pretty important in the original question
@@Rose_HawNo, you just rescue it into your belly.
What about "remove the label" ?
@@Rose_Hawwe don't talk about that
It said they usually were already clean, so it kinda is wrong
Seeing these is a mix between 'ha that's funny' and 'oh my God this is actually going to kill someone isn't it?'
yea its hilarious until you get to the leaving dog in a hot car one and go "oh shit someone's going to believe this arent they"
If someone actually dies from this shit, Google should be held COMPLETELY accountable.
@cresuna9271 some of the food-related ones are probably the most dangerous, some are more obviously wrong, like the rocks thing, but some, like adding glue to pizza, may be more subtle and a child could quite easily fall for that, and it definitely would be Google's responsibility then
0:42: Robo Rock AI JohnBot: **casually eats rocks without any sort of ill effects whatsoever** .
2:07 that is true, a dog has played in the nba
Two words: Air Bud
This is one of the best things Google has ever done. People have gotten way too trusting in whatever the internet tells them lol
Cognitive dissonance is actually SUPER dangerous when it comes to more crucial things. "History" could easily, *EASILY* be rewritten. 😕 And TBH, it sort of already is. Long story, but it's due to digital decay, link rot, and corporations buying up sites which may have once shed light on their shady practices... only to change the information to something more... palatable. 💪😎✌️
Google really took *everything* from Reddit and thought nothing would go wrong
It's like the time those ppl tried to train an AI off of either exclusively the entirety of twitter or facebook (can't remember which one), and it became an absolute fucking nightmare over the course of a few days bc of course it did.
The average Twitter user, lol
I asked Chat GPT-4o about this and it told me OpenAI would use a 3-upvote threshold when deciding if a Reddit post would be used as training data. What a disappointingly low bar.
Not everything. They also took from the most reliable news source in the world, The Onion.
@lzrshark617 It was Twitter. Its name was Tay and it got turned hilariously offensive and vulgar by some trolls from 4chan. lol
I was wondering what these bloopers were since news articles just say “Google is disabling some of the strange answers provided by its AI Overviews feature.” Now we know! Thanks,
I did not expect a deez nuts joke at the top of someones Google results
1:36 If he’s the *fifth* tallest politician in Western Europe, I don’t wanna know the heights of the other four…
I’m guessing that the other four are probably from the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, and different Balkan countries.
And that's only in Western Europe! The tallest politician in the world could be taller than Everest lmao
I for one welcome Europe's new Kaiju overlords.
They probably piss on the moon
@@proghostzgamecreed6555 nah, they play ball with it
at this point matt's "SKULL EMOJIIIII" needs to be classified as a relic of youtube 💀
There needs to be a compilation of every time he's said it.
Puking emoji! No entry emoji!
Skalamoji
Sbye e but
(trying to type skull emoji with my eyes closed)
@@Loggodover _rocks_
We need a part 2!!
In France, a motorist who was strictly following the instructions on her GPS fell in Marseille's Vieux Port. The GPS had told her: drive straight on. So she did.
i was waiting for you to make a video on this lol. i also saw one where someone searched up "i'm feeling depressed" and the google ai said "one reddit user suggests jumping off the golden gate bridge" before listing helplines and other such things
💀💀💀 nahhh that’s crazy
I don't know if it's in this or not, but the craziest I saw because of a friend's suggestion was actually "is it okay to leave a dog in a hot car" but the top results are actually just some stupid song by someone with Beatles in the name but not actually The Beatles and it was used to troll people, even if you phrased it as a question and not a statement like the song title. That was the worst offender and I don't know why that stupid fake song was the first result.
That one is not real
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395That one is also not real
@@CrustyRotor76and you know that how? Or do you think literally ALL of these are just faked by AI haters?
3:22
*permanent sleep*
Please do more of them😂😂
matt: *dont do this.*
also matt: *does it anyway*