My 5th grade teacher lost his job the year after (cause he was so shitty & his first time teaching). I spent nearly a decade thinking Oakland and Oklahoma were the same place.
But why do so many white people get to adopt Asian kids? Is there something going on that I'm missing? Is Angelina Jolie just kidnaping kids off the streets of Thailand, and bringing them to America?
@@soybean3423The Confederacy fought against the Union during the Civil War. The Confederacy (the people who wanted to keep black people as slaves) lost, but around the time of the Civil Rights Movement (black people fought for equal rights like being able to vote and such), groups like the Daughters of the Confederacy (who changed school curriculum to teach that the Confederacy fought for "states rights," not to keep black people as slaves and basically rewrite history) petitioned to have statues of Confederate leaders built in an attempt to intimidate black people and solidify ideas of white supremacy and make them seem like heroes. The Confederacy was basically a group of traitors to the United States, as they wanted to cede (separate from the rest of the US). They lost, but there are still statues up, despite the fact they betrayed the US. A participation trophy is given out during to youth sports for participation, so everyone receives one regardless of winning or losing. Thus, Confederate statues are large participation trophies for the Civil War.
Oh. My. God. I was also homeschooled, raised by a cultish religious family, “graduated” high school with NO math or biology (was only allowed to study American history and the Bible), AND I just came out as lesbian 😂😂😂 I have never related to a comedian more!!
All that's missing is for you to be an Asian orphan... Speaking of which there are a surprising number of them in the comments. I'm starting to grow very suspicious...
@@schmeedorcocloa1986 they deleted their comment. They were saying that Jesus Christ will save you and that you should repent because the antichrist is coming soon, etc.
The best part where he was talking about how his brother was also gay and how he couldn't have come up with a better scenario to screw over his hyper religious parents, lol!
@@amyyi4946 I only know it's a Japanese thing. And I do not even want to think about it because they have a lot of twisted ideas. I would wear a T-shirt and enjoy the ignorance lol
@@marissa8190 I am not homophobic. I simply used a truthful word to describe a homosexual male. However, some people are offended by the word that I used to describe the man in the video which was the word fag. So, people who have called me homophobic in the comments are mad at me for using that word. Then to show their anger they call me homophobic. That is how these people retaliate to what I said in my initial reply on this UA-cam video's comment. Also homophobe does not have anything to do with hating someone in any way at all. A homophobe is a set of two words that sound alike but have different meanings. An example of a homophobe would be the words right and wright. Thank you for reading this reply and have a good rest of the day.
One adopted son flown in from another country and one birthed son both are homosexual... Hummm they really hit the jackpot couldn't have been any more planned 😂sound like nuture Lol that was to funny...
They needed lessons on what it means to love unconditionally. Jesus loved unconditionally. I’m no so sure about them because he sounds like they have a broken relationship.
@@mamamememoo, if Jesus is real, then at least he loves us despite our inherently flawed nature. I don't really trust that theology though, I certainly know they've done little to accept people like myself (an intersexed lesbian who, due to the intersex condition, was raised as a male). I think I'm definitely now theistic rather than generally agnostic, I'm sure that somewhere in this majestic reality of fractally infinite wonder there's at least one benevolent power/intelligence that deserves the title "God", but I'm still firmly agnostic about the details. If you have faith though, I'm a little envious, it must bring a lot of comfort! 😊
Maybe its coz their biological child ALSO turned out to be gay, so being DUMB, they definitely might've pinned it to "bad influence from him...the gay spread through the air" or whatever.
@@ChristoferKelly Not at all. I meant that they seem to think a child can be influenced to be gay. Since they raised two gay sons then, by their logic, their influence made them gay.
Oh Joel...that's not how you get a vaccine. I guess we can't expect much from someone who was religiously homeschooled so hard he doesn't know what states are...
Traveled across the world to live his entire youth inside one house. So happy he's free to roam again and we get to hear his comedic take on his experiences.
It’s always cool to see another Korean adopted into a white, conservative family and lives in the South. Really was a conflicting experience. Except on the flip side I’m good at math and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do 😂
@@Brownie8986 It is generally the older ones, if you see a thumbnail that gives off the distinction that is was filmed using a toaster then odds are the dicks will just be a spot of Instagram filter on max lol
@@drethethinker6418 No not hentai. Its because most asian porn that is actually made in Asia pixelates the penises and vaginas. For whatever reason. Good job for not knowing that.
@@Specs004 Not all of Asia. I'm pretty sure it's pretty much just Japan that has to pixilate it. Some other places of Asia might pixilate some of theirs but I think only Japan has to & does for almost all their porn. Either way, the joke was underrated gold.
Lol or the "southern heritage" like the confederacy was around for 4 years😂 i dont see statues of skyrim. That game is 7 years old. Ljke are we just handing out these shits
I left a cult in my early 20s, after being heavily involved for almost ten years. I did not chose to join. My parents made that decision for me. I would like to point out that my cult was not "Christian", but I do now identify as a Greek Orthodox Christian. It was really difficult to break away from people passively forcing suffering, trauma, darkness, and a solution of death. Cults are no joke. They definitely more than just needs being nerds, or hippies being hippies, or preachers being preachers.
plinko stevens: Christianity is not a Cult. There is an actual definition of a cult and it’s symptoms to tell if it’s a cult and Christian doesn’t even come close to that cult definition.
I can relate to this because I'm adopted into a white family and came out bisexual at like thirteen and yeah no Jesus wasn't happy and neither were my parentsssss-
@@daeguboy8136 if i was your dad i would be cool with you being gay but m getting new wife and new son, repeating the process till i get straight blood.... m 21 aint being serious XD, but had this been situation i surely would have done with i just wrote feelsbadman
I haven’t come out to my parents yet but I’m pretty sure my dad suspects something. Maybe not because he thinks the reason I don’t have a girlfriend is because I’m shy. For clarification I’m an introvert which basically means I like to be alone most of the time
Ok but what I find the most funny about this is the fact that the shirt he is wearing has art from a famous gay manga writer. I forgot his name but I think it was gengoro tegame I think.
His banter...his pacing...his asides...his THROW AWAY Lines...are all smooth, flowing, effortless, easy and gentle hearted. A pleasant comfort in a conversationalist manner. I wish him well in his career. Actually, i see him as a superb host of talk shows because he GOULD ad lib superbly if: "push comes to Shove". All best wishes, young Truth Speaker and Funny Man. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca
My husband was adopted from South Korea and I swear that this is his story about growing up too, only a straight version. I shit you not, they wanted to do an exorcism on him, too!
Weirdly enough halfway through I was more interested in his actual life story than being made to laugh, lol. Overall I was very entertained and thought he was great!
Incredibly funny, also, props for making a joke on the anti-vax community and also ensuring no one got confused, and thought you were anti-vax. I have an immense amount of respect for those who prevent misinformation
I'm not anti vax, but I limited how many vaccines were given AT ONCE with the pediatrician's provided alternative schedule photocopied from a medical publication... My son is very healthy AND fully vaxed. The real concern is 5 or more at once to children under 3 is not proven to be SAFE.
@@Professional_444 there is absolutely no problem with how many vaccines we currently give children at one given time. If you disagree, post evidence. Because I have yet to find anything. Bullshit biased sites that knowingly post false information llike "Natural News" are not proper sources.
Not lying. I was in the car with my bio mom, going to visit her and that family for a few weeks, and we passed a sign that said 'Gay ->' so of course i screamer, "TURN WE CANT GO STRAIGHT!" my mother had yelled back, "WE MUST GO GAY!!" Then we passed a sign that said, 'Shop Naked' and I realized there was just something wrong with this place. In the end, we kept going straight. But that didn't change me~
He’s on a bunch of podcasts as a guest like How Did This Get Made and Las Cultaristas, and he will be a character on the show Sunnyside which is starting this fall I think. I agree, he is so funny!
No lie this makes me want to come out to my hyper religious grandparents. What this dude is talking about is a seriously difficult issue for non-straight people and it's so difficult when you may lose contact with people you've loved for years. Honestly inspirational and to make it funny too... love this guy
@@hazel5634 I never once thought that they should be friends just because they both are Asians and LGBTQ. I was hoping that they could be friends because personality wise, I think they could get along with each other pretty well. Besides, what's wrong with making friends with people who are similar to you?
So it seems like I'm the only one that thought of personality compatibility rather than race and sexuality orientation when reading this comment. I do agree that that combo would be amazing the sass levels would be through the roof.
I need to say that when he started out he sounded like David from Schitt's Creek, but by the end he had a good dose of Moira Rose going so - love that journey for him.
Oh my god my parents are just the same way. Start praying in the middle of a fight. Putting a hand on my face, like geeezus would liberate me of all evil and stop argue with 'em 😂 Or advice me to pray everytime I go through a hard time 🙄 'Cause you know, God is good and works in mysterious ways.
Haha it's even better when my dad does this type of stuff while I'm in the middle of a panic attack....every time I'm having a panic attack.... hahaha yeah fun times
@@shepherdsvoice3245 Yes He does...but putting your hand on someone's face to suck the evil out off them doesn't make any sense...like, you're not God, so what the heck are you doing?
@@mannajacobc.2269 I didn't put my hands on anyones face so have no idea why you're directing your comment at me - but I will say that even though I, nor anyone else is God - His children do have his Spirit - the Holy Spirit working through them, and He does use them to cast demons out of people and use them to heal people. He is the same yesterday, today and will be forever.
@@shepherdsvoice3245 Yes I know...you were telling the original commenter that God is good and works in mysterious ways...however, the reason they find it hard to believe is because their father put his hand on their face and did that. And I don't think this person's dad did that with the power of the Holy Spirit or anything...he might be one of those crazy religious ones who think they do the right thing
Rem Henshaw sucks doesn’t it? You want to feel proud of who you are, but with the way people treat Hispanics, it’s hard to feel pride for that half of my family.
@@clivebby4877 that's also your opinion.... as you can see, this doesn't ever end. Time to kill ourselves. But first, I'm going to get one those shirts because it is pretty fire.
I'm STILL loosing it over the participation prize joke.... Hardest I've laughed in at least a few weeks and I've had some good ones recently. Damn that's soooo good....... He needs to work that joke to death, so fuggin good............ Give this dude a raise. Seriously
I’m an asian who’s adopted into a white family too, but I’m just wondering why a person with very southern values would adopt an asian kid instead of a white one. I may be way off with my observation but I was just wondering why that would be.
As someone from Oklahoma, I'm not sure what Oklahoma is either.
Kaytlin Lee lol I also live in Oklahoma
@@underscore_dittonot really. a lot of native americans tho. I'm like a sixth Cherokee or something dumb like that
Unless you’re an okie you don’t know lol
My 5th grade teacher lost his job the year after (cause he was so shitty & his first time teaching).
I spent nearly a decade thinking Oakland and Oklahoma were the same place.
I do live in Oklahoma and I have no clue what's here besides like..... Native Americans and weed
His transition into accents are so smooth and his accents are so spot on too 😂😂😂
an adopted Asian in a white, Christian family who was outed because my parents snooped through my stuff. Why are we the same person?
I just found out that I was mixed, so it’s nice
Literally SAME
Drukstylz outed as in they didn’t get to come out, their parents found out on their own
But why do so many white people get to adopt Asian kids? Is there something going on that I'm missing? Is Angelina Jolie just kidnaping kids off the streets of Thailand, and bringing them to America?
@@xmlthegreat Well that's what she did to her Ethiopian daughter, so I'm not surprised if her Asian kids were stolen too. 🤔
“I love vaccines, whenever a new one comes out I’m just like ‘nomnomnomnom’!”
This line has a whole new meaning in 2021
Can't wait to see the true effects of the covid vaccine on people in a year or so.
@@richarddangles8896 lmao
As someone who got his first COVID vaccine shot yesterday I particularly enjoyed that part.
@@forgenorman3025 that's great! I hope your second whot goes well
@@richarddangles8896 well, we already know the affects on people who don’t get the vaccine. RIP
“Okay, we got some weirdos in the audience too” lmao
Ace Q read this comment right as he said it
@@Mayakran Same!
@the_cheesecake _ripper But of course ;)
@the_cheesecake _ripper Jim is always lookin for ass
I accidentally got into a bible quiz bee in grade school and won 2nd place without even studying for it lmao.
That joke about the statues being participation trophies KILLED me! 😂😂
I'm totally stealing that for the next time the subject comes up.
@@rickc2102 funny dat robert e lee statue is down now
could you explain it to me? I'm not a native speaker and I didn't get it
But most statues are of people who didn't just participate but did relatively exceptional things, so it doesn't really work if you think about it.
@@soybean3423The Confederacy fought against the Union during the Civil War.
The Confederacy (the people who wanted to keep black people as slaves) lost, but around the time of the Civil Rights Movement (black people fought for equal rights like being able to vote and such), groups like the Daughters of the Confederacy (who changed school curriculum to teach that the Confederacy fought for "states rights," not to keep black people as slaves and basically rewrite history) petitioned to have statues of Confederate leaders built in an attempt to intimidate black people and solidify ideas of white supremacy and make them seem like heroes.
The Confederacy was basically a group of traitors to the United States, as they wanted to cede (separate from the rest of the US). They lost, but there are still statues up, despite the fact they betrayed the US. A participation trophy is given out during to youth sports for participation, so everyone receives one regardless of winning or losing. Thus, Confederate statues are large participation trophies for the Civil War.
“I didn’t come out they read my journal when I was 17” So they came into your closet?
hahaha
17*
And ripped you out
😂
I think opened the closet door works better with the original metaphor
His jokes, funny and engaging. I was wondering "Asian parents in the South?" Until he mentioned adoption lol
as someone who lives in the South (Georgia), we have a lot of Vietnamese and Cambodian people down here lol
What are you racist?
😅👏
@@superniger4822 I love it 🙃
@@superniger4822 No, just curious
"I actually don't know if it's that big because whenever I see it it's pixelated"
WELL YOU GOT ME THERE
EXPLAINNN dis I dont get it
@@Adeollawannaroll
a hentai joke, usually in _sexually explicit_ material that kinda stuff it censored
@@JackieM. japanese porn censors genitals
Joke so offensive censorship is built in
@@ShadowsMasquerade
Well if you wanna be direct about it: animated porn
A statue of Robert E. Lee being equated to a participation trophy is brilliant, hilarious, and above all, accurate!
That's why I don't hate the confederate flag people, I chuckle and say "Haha yeah I get ya, I'm a Seahawks fan..."
I'm from the south (Texas) and I laughed my butt off. My parents went to Robert E. Lee High School too lol
@@peopleofpeople9347 I'm from the Seattle area! Lol!
@@ajreeves4075 yeah....Arknsas on this end!
That's a pretty genius observation on Joel's part.
“That feels like nurture” killed me lol
"I actually don't know if it's big or not... 'cause every time I look at it, it's pixelated." YO I'M DONE.
Can u please explain Lmfaoo I wish I got it
@@yeaxjustsmile20 Sure, he was referring to the way Japanese porn has pixelated genitalia. It's just an odd practice Japan is known for.
@@HotSneks ohhhh Lol thanks
@@HotSneks No! YOU RUINED HIS INNOCENCE
@@HotSneks I just watched you destroy a poor man's innocence asddfghjjkk
Oh. My. God. I was also homeschooled, raised by a cultish religious family, “graduated” high school with NO math or biology (was only allowed to study American history and the Bible), AND I just came out as lesbian 😂😂😂 I have never related to a comedian more!!
Oh and AND my mom tried to exorcize me on the regular growing up.. speaking in tongues the whole shebang
@@Mx.Lucinda 😮😂
All that's missing is for you to be an Asian orphan... Speaking of which there are a surprising number of them in the comments. I'm starting to grow very suspicious...
So did you ever pick math up
Mariah Gutierrez enough to get by. Not enough to go to college.
"Do you want two sons without polio or two straight sons? You can't have both!"😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
@@David.124 Shut up cultist.
@@memeityy so did they change their name or delete their message?
@@schmeedorcocloa1986 they deleted their comment. They were saying that Jesus Christ will save you and that you should repent because the antichrist is coming soon, etc.
The best part where he was talking about how his brother was also gay and how he couldn't have come up with a better scenario to screw over his hyper religious parents, lol!
the nurture comment took me out
666th like lol
@Memelord the first yes!
God gave them what they deserved. some people are too religious to even think or know science in any religion.
@@lydialydia1262 riggght..that’s what I’m thinking too, because how dare they adopt a child and try to provide a good home for him.
3:58 "you're pure of heart" *points at his head* "and mind" *points at his chest*
Lol still great tho😂💯
I realized that too, hahah
“My dad had his church in our home...oh wait...now that I think of it...I was in a cult”🤣🤣
Ha Eun yes! 666 likes!
😂😂😂😂😂
It's lucky he managed to go from so isolated to famous he's hilarious
If this guy comes out with more good material, he might be my new hero
True
ok
He already came out though! 😂😂
@@yazplatt nice one! Lol
jacob maheu Yes please
WHO IS THIS GUYYYY
so often when theres standup from obscure comedians its hella disappointing but this was actually lit
It literally has his name in the title of the video
It’s Joel Kim Booster.
Welcome to comedy central
Hes a pornstar
"Oh, I couldn't'a planned a better prank! Ya punked 'em good, Jesus! Mwah!"
omfg i love this man
I don’t know what the scientific argument is there, but that feels like nurture bitch.
That means your pure of heart (touches head) and mind (touches chest)
I died😹😹😹
The likes on this comment has hit Perfection (777) and I feel like I should not disturb it. pls take this as my Like
It’s 789 now UwU
rip. o well.
@@randonym it's 999 now... So satisfying!
What do you expect? He was homeschooled, I’d be surprised if he knew basic anatomy
Coming from a straight Asian man, this dude sounds exactly like an Asian John Mulaney with a lil hint of 🌈
DUDE UR RIGHT
I heard the rainbow in my head how
Alaysia Dennis cuz I intentionally planted it there😏
burn the witchhhhh
"I will pepper in the fact that I am gay"
That shirt he was wearing made me think: "Your definitely something. That's not straight."
Debby Cakes the art on his shirt is by Gengoroh Tagame, a famous openly gay bara-themed erotic manga artist in Japan
@@akemi98suzaku Oh, thank you for the info!
Shirt
It's not gey, it's just good.
I would wear it and I'm not gey
Niko lol it’s about where the picture on the shirt is from, not the shirt itself
@@amyyi4946
I only know it's a Japanese thing. And I do not even want to think about it because they have a lot of twisted ideas.
I would wear a T-shirt and enjoy the ignorance lol
I like gay Asian John Mulaney. He’s pretty funny.
Best female comedian for sure!
Not even
gay asian who grew up in religious concervative family and sucks at math? dude, same
Mad Khan @eugeneleeyang
I’m Asian and my dad’s like, “he good cuz he Asian”
Are you also not funny?
literally me
same without the gay part
He's hilarious and a total snack!
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Was about to like the comment then i read the rest of it then i didn't
Tommy Watson shut up you homophobic bitch.
Tommy Watson homophobe 🤢
@@marissa8190 I am not homophobic. I simply used a truthful word to describe a homosexual male. However, some people are offended by the word that I used to describe the man in the video which was the word fag. So, people who have called me homophobic in the comments are mad at me for using that word. Then to show their anger they call me homophobic. That is how these people retaliate to what I said in my initial reply on this UA-cam video's comment. Also homophobe does not have anything to do with hating someone in any way at all. A homophobe is a set of two words that sound alike but have different meanings. An example of a homophobe would be the words right and wright. Thank you for reading this reply and have a good rest of the day.
One adopted son flown in from another country and one birthed son both are homosexual... Hummm they really hit the jackpot couldn't have been any more planned 😂sound like nuture Lol that was to funny...
👏👏👏👏
They needed lessons on what it means to love unconditionally. Jesus loved unconditionally. I’m no so sure about them because he sounds like they have a broken relationship.
Less chance of oops baby
@@mamamememoo, if Jesus is real, then at least he loves us despite our inherently flawed nature. I don't really trust that theology though, I certainly know they've done little to accept people like myself (an intersexed lesbian who, due to the intersex condition, was raised as a male). I think I'm definitely now theistic rather than generally agnostic, I'm sure that somewhere in this majestic reality of fractally infinite wonder there's at least one benevolent power/intelligence that deserves the title "God", but I'm still firmly agnostic about the details. If you have faith though, I'm a little envious, it must bring a lot of comfort! 😊
Maybe their parents didnt let them interact with girls
The parents are afraid that you will "teach the baby to be gay". as if gay--ness is just a behavior pattern.
Maybe its coz their biological child ALSO turned out to be gay, so being DUMB, they definitely might've pinned it to "bad influence from him...the gay spread through the air" or whatever.
They unironically believe that.
Since they raised two gay sons seems to me THEY should be the ones not allowed by the baby. LOL
@@misswendyjane4992 You're suggesting that it would be bad were the baby to grow up to be gay ?
@@ChristoferKelly Not at all. I meant that they seem to think a child can be influenced to be gay. Since they raised two gay sons then, by their logic, their influence made them gay.
"i love vaccines, whenever one comes up im just like. nomnomnon!" hahahha sooo hilarious!
Malia M i had to wipe a tear away after laughing at that one
*I loved that one too lol*
Yeah that was my favorite joke for sure
Best joke in the video. End of discussion 😂
Oh Joel...that's not how you get a vaccine. I guess we can't expect much from someone who was religiously homeschooled so hard he doesn't know what states are...
From the second I heard this guy's voice, I knew he was a power bottom.
That's a understatement.
@@lucaslayton3974 hey, he's cute af so I'm not complaining.
DEAD hahaha (so true)
@@aaronsmith1023 Yeah he is fucking cute man :D
OOF
Dude is pretty funny. Fresh perspective. What an unusual life.
His material and delivery was tight
STRANGE LIFE....never THE less...IT IS LIFE...RIGHT, MS. BOO?
He’s really handsome.
But he's asian... lol
@@jasonlee6180 that doesn't matter. He is still a good looking guy
@@MJAY-N7129 Good point
@@jasonlee6180 thanks. I'm glad you agree
Jason is fucking with you. The fact that you're serious makes it even funnier
Don't worry, nobody ever needs to know what Oklahoma is.
It's a great musical.
@@linnaeusshecut3959 thank you 🤣
says a douche whos probably from a coastal state
Just wanted to say that I love your Beautiful Squidward profile pic.
@@toyadiinae9800 Thank you, kind Toya
Pixelated joke was so underrated lmao
Edit: 3:48
Holy crap 3.2K likes. Thank you all!
Also, shameless plug, go follow my Instagram, Specs004😂
Seriously I almost fell outta my chair.
@@xavierbreath2227 please explain. I want to laugh too.
ian wardy Most Asian porn they blur the private parts
ian wardy so uh in a lot of Asian porn, they still pixelate the genitals😂😂😂
Lol i laughed outloud at that 😂
*Sees he's wearing Gengoroh Tagame art on his shirt* Ah, a man of taste as well.
I scrolled down just to find this comment. YAAAAAS
I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me...
Right!
I was looking to see if anybody would say something
OMAYGAHD Tagame pala yung nasa shirt =)))
What is Oklahoma tho? I'm still not sure
Blue Kirkpatrick why is Oklahoma?
Is state
Who is Oklahoma?
It’s belongs in a museum.
it is a state that acts southern but isnt
Traveled across the world to live his entire youth inside one house. So happy he's free to roam again and we get to hear his comedic take on his experiences.
Oh the irony
Joel: "PiXeLaTeD"
The people who laughed and were called out for it: 👁️👄👁️... Yeah, you right, you right.
i did sound for him at a small bar in brooklyn last year. he was so funny. i hope he takes off hes dope.
Jared Solomon I get the feeling he'll work it out
“Do you want two sons without polio or straight sons? You have it all both” -Joel Kim
Do you not have ears? You completely messed up the second sentence.
You can't have it all*
Did you seizure whilst writing the comment
LMAO edited the comment and was still wrong
How u misquote a video
Imagine 3.7K people *liking* that
“The baby W I S H E S!!!!”
It’s always cool to see another Korean adopted into a white, conservative family and lives in the South. Really was a conflicting experience. Except on the flip side I’m good at math and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE PIXELATED JOKE THREW ACROSS THE ROOOM
We both know what he's on about. I'm so glad that you're here.
Duke Temz don’t get it lol can I get some context
@@newportspapi7174 same i don't get it
Basically in a lot of Asian porn they censor the dicks and stuff so that was the joke 👌
Check out some japanese one and ul see
HAHAHAHHHA the pix-elated joke had me rolling, clearly I'm not pure of heart or mind because I immediately got it
Ben Thompson what does it mean?
@@matthewleech7901 dicks are usually blurred out or pixelated in a lot of Asian pornagraphy
I get it now😂
@@benthompson8475 lol oh really? Damn I must've been lucky on my random searches down the rabbit hole 🤣🤣🤣 I see those egg rolls in full force! 💪😈
@@Brownie8986 It is generally the older ones, if you see a thumbnail that gives off the distinction that is was filmed using a toaster then odds are the dicks will just be a spot of Instagram filter on max lol
The Pixelated joke was incredible
Please explain it to me.
lol nm....anime porn got it.
@@drethethinker6418 No not hentai. Its because most asian porn that is actually made in Asia pixelates the penises and vaginas. For whatever reason. Good job for not knowing that.
A Louis - If I’m not mistaken, it’s the law in Japan.
@@Specs004 Not all of Asia. I'm pretty sure it's pretty much just Japan that has to pixilate it. Some other places of Asia might pixilate some of theirs but I think only Japan has to & does for almost all their porn.
Either way, the joke was underrated gold.
When he mentioned laughing during an exorcism is what a demon might do I couldn't hold my laugh back anymore lmao
joel: can we go to actual church please!!
dad: nah we church at home
church at home: a cult
Big mood.
😂😂😂
This comment is perfect
Oh man the participation trophy confederate statue thing absolutely nailed it.
Lol or the "southern heritage" like the confederacy was around for 4 years😂 i dont see statues of skyrim. That game is 7 years old. Ljke are we just handing out these shits
omg he is BEAUTIFUL! gorgeous AND funny?!?! where do I find a husband like Joel Kim Booster *sigh
he said you can grubhub one from south korea
@@markwatney8641 I lol'ed
Mark Watney you won't, cause every male with that quality is gay
@@jiburpak539 Shit I might be gay...
a gay bar
"What IS Oklahoma"
Me, a Theater Queer: how is that a weird question, I get that all the time
His perspective is a hilarious take on backwards people. As a former cult member, this is so true!!
SarahBeth Queale excuse me former cult member?? 👀👀
@@peachyshoes4113 yeah, they are no longer christian
I left a cult in my early 20s, after being heavily involved for almost ten years. I did not chose to join. My parents made that decision for me. I would like to point out that my cult was not "Christian", but I do now identify as a Greek Orthodox Christian. It was really difficult to break away from people passively forcing suffering, trauma, darkness, and a solution of death. Cults are no joke. They definitely more than just needs being nerds, or hippies being hippies, or preachers being preachers.
SarahBeth Queale wow I can’t imagine being forced into a cult since you were a kid, Atleast you’re out and about now
I hope you’re thriving rn 💓💓
plinko stevens: Christianity is not a Cult. There is an actual definition of a cult and it’s symptoms to tell if it’s a cult and Christian doesn’t even come close to that cult definition.
I can relate to this because I'm adopted into a white family and came out bisexual at like thirteen and yeah no Jesus wasn't happy and neither were my parentsssss-
Caelani Stanciel Jesus loves you no matter what.
Your dp made me love you even more
I relate to you on the bisexual part, dude, i haven't come out because im sure they'll be pissed hah
@@daeguboy8136 if i was your dad i would be cool with you being gay but m getting new wife and new son, repeating the process till i get straight blood.... m 21 aint being serious XD, but had this been situation i surely would have done with i just wrote feelsbadman
I haven’t come out to my parents yet but I’m pretty sure my dad suspects something. Maybe not because he thinks the reason I don’t have a girlfriend is because I’m shy. For clarification I’m an introvert which basically means I like to be alone most of the time
I'm still crying about the pixelated reference
what exactly does that joke mean?
Dżon Watson Asian porn in censored
Malenie V Right?! I mean, it’s porn, what’s the point?! XD
Perv
@@dzonwatson9718 Black Mirror: Arkangel
the participation statue joke killed me “y’all lost” hahaha
"You can have two straight sons, or kids without polio, but you can't have both" -- I literally spewed a rotini noodle onto my desk. BWAHH!
"Pure of heart": *Touches temple*
"And of mind": *Touches chest*
But honestly I love him so much he's hilarious and gorgeous😂☺
Ok but what I find the most funny about this is the fact that the shirt he is wearing has art from a famous gay manga writer. I forgot his name but I think it was gengoro tegame I think.
Yep!
Isn't that Freddie Mercury on his shirt?
@@TazCStorm no just looks kinda like him
Nah if u look up gengoro on google you can see how his art style matches with the shirt design.
I just noticed that!
His banter...his pacing...his asides...his THROW AWAY Lines...are all smooth, flowing, effortless, easy and gentle hearted. A pleasant comfort in a conversationalist manner. I wish him well in his career. Actually, i see him as a superb host of talk shows because he GOULD ad lib superbly if: "push comes to Shove". All best wishes, young Truth Speaker and Funny Man. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca
When he said "pixelated" you instantly just know what the reference is haha.
parisvon veira tell me please
Jae Lee asian porn is pixelated🙈
Milana Smile just Japanese ones. 😂
🤣🤣🤭😅
Jack 793 Chips what do you mean?
My husband was adopted from South Korea and I swear that this is his story about growing up too, only a straight version. I shit you not, they wanted to do an exorcism on him, too!
"I had to ask a friend, 'what is Oklahoma?"
But he said it was ok.
"It's pixelated" Had my fucking dying while eating- so literally dying
I don’t get it
@@dezmitchell5329 basically in Japanese or chinese etc, they censor the genitals in their adult films.
@@aurinkoii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wow thank you.
Weirdly enough halfway through I was more interested in his actual life story than being made to laugh, lol. Overall I was very entertained and thought he was great!
I'm loving all the gay comics being put on the forefronts nowadays.
@Bootsie Collins interesting snark, considering it's coming from a person whose username is stolen (and misspelled) from a super eccentric black man.
Cause they are used being BEHIND.. if that was purposeful you're a comic genius lol
WretchesAndKings At this point really? Do I have to explain representation to you?
sorry some asshole ruined your comment but it was nice
dignature123 I don’t they aren’t funny
Incredibly funny, also, props for making a joke on the anti-vax community and also ensuring no one got confused, and thought you were anti-vax. I have an immense amount of respect for those who prevent misinformation
I think he is anti vax🐩
@@MakedaD definitely does not seem like it per this video.
I'm not anti vax, but I limited how many vaccines were given AT ONCE with the pediatrician's provided alternative schedule photocopied from a medical publication... My son is very healthy AND fully vaxed. The real concern is 5 or more at once to children under 3 is not proven to be SAFE.
@@Professional_444 there is absolutely no problem with how many vaccines we currently give children at one given time.
If you disagree, post evidence. Because I have yet to find anything. Bullshit biased sites that knowingly post false information llike "Natural News" are not proper sources.
He literally says he loves vaccines lmaoooo
Not lying. I was in the car with my bio mom, going to visit her and that family for a few weeks, and we passed a sign that said 'Gay ->' so of course i screamer, "TURN WE CANT GO STRAIGHT!" my mother had yelled back, "WE MUST GO GAY!!"
Then we passed a sign that said, 'Shop Naked' and I realized there was just something wrong with this place.
In the end, we kept going straight. But that didn't change me~
Someone give him a Netflix special!!!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
He doesn't even have a YT page! :(
That crazy Fanboy true Netflix needs to scout him
He’s on a bunch of podcasts as a guest like How Did This Get Made and Las Cultaristas, and he will be a character on the show Sunnyside which is starting this fall I think. I agree, he is so funny!
'Icouldn't have planned a better prank' LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like John mulaney
Jesus! Your right!
Cool Outcast Slightly.
You are
There is a horse in the hospital.
*lol could be the Midwest thing*
*I'm from Chicago and hear a lot of guys talk like that, or they can pull it off. ^^*
No lie this makes me want to come out to my hyper religious grandparents. What this dude is talking about is a seriously difficult issue for non-straight people and it's so difficult when you may lose contact with people you've loved for years. Honestly inspirational and to make it funny too... love this guy
Uhm... His shirt is referencing a bara yaoi. I'm kinda dissapointed in myself now. Great!
Damn. I was trying to figure out if that was Tom Selleck or Freddie Mercury.
I also thought it was bondage Freddie Mercury 😂
Try Gengoroh Tagame 🤣
People: Is that Tom Selleck or Freddie Mercury?
Tagame: Yes.
Sauce?
HAHA raise your hand if you're *not* pure of heart and know what the ~pixelated~ joke meant
I fucking cackled !!!! That joke was ultra specific 😭🤣😂🤣🤣😭😂😭😂😭🤣😂😭😂
Wait like I am confused thou what does it mean??
@@pancake602 asian porn usually has the genital blurred or pixelated
Fish Gill OHHHHHH HEHEHEEHE welp I am hella innocent 😇
@@chrissiebellibalenciagaofx8744 just japanese porn.
He needs to meet Eugene from the Try Guys!
Preach, preach!
Yes! Please! For real tho I ship it
@@hazel5634 I never once thought that they should be friends just because they both are Asians and LGBTQ. I was hoping that they could be friends because personality wise, I think they could get along with each other pretty well. Besides, what's wrong with making friends with people who are similar to you?
@@hazel5634 well idk about u but I want the to go on a date!
So it seems like I'm the only one that thought of personality compatibility rather than race and sexuality orientation when reading this comment. I do agree that that combo would be amazing the sass levels would be through the roof.
I need to say that when he started out he sounded like David from Schitt's Creek, but by the end he had a good dose of Moira Rose going so - love that journey for him.
I'm using the statue joke👏
Fabuloso dude Is Clorox in ur family
@@alexanderhamilton1369 No. I was also adopted from South Korea 🇰🇷
Fabuloso ohhhh well congrats
Me too! Genius!
I guess you can say that’s fabuloso
"Clickbait for my parents" was soo good! Gonna try and find his album.
Holisheeettt. That guy in his shirt is from a bdsm/tragic/sadistic ero gay manga.
Freaking classical Japanese media studies classes kicking in. for
Gengoroh Tagame.
yeah, I'm just an otaku who reads bara ya know... so... I got it for free with lotsa click sensitive popup ads
“the grubhub of baby’s”
me: please don’t eat your child
Oh my god my parents are just the same way. Start praying in the middle of a fight. Putting a hand on my face, like geeezus would liberate me of all evil and stop argue with 'em 😂 Or advice me to pray everytime I go through a hard time 🙄 'Cause you know, God is good and works in mysterious ways.
Haha it's even better when my dad does this type of stuff while I'm in the middle of a panic attack....every time I'm having a panic attack.... hahaha yeah fun times
Naja Berthelsen God is good and does work in mysterious ways!
@@shepherdsvoice3245 Yes He does...but putting your hand on someone's face to suck the evil out off them doesn't make any sense...like, you're not God, so what the heck are you doing?
@@mannajacobc.2269 I didn't put my hands on anyones face so have no idea why you're directing your comment at me - but I will say that even though I, nor anyone else is God - His children do have his Spirit - the Holy Spirit working through them, and He does use them to cast demons out of people and use them to heal people.
He is the same yesterday, today and will be forever.
@@shepherdsvoice3245 Yes I know...you were telling the original commenter that God is good and works in mysterious ways...however, the reason they find it hard to believe is because their father put his hand on their face and did that.
And I don't think this person's dad did that with the power of the Holy Spirit or anything...he might be one of those crazy religious ones who think they do the right thing
I'm straight and even I think this guy is hot asf and so frickin funny
Hes a guy you can be attracted to him even though he's gay
Emi Shelher but it’s wrong lol
@@ij5355 Why?
Uhm huh? This statement only makes sense if you are a man. Of course you're attracted to him- he's gorgeous.
give a fuck lmfao
I knew I was gay before I knew I was Mexican. Edit: then I left Texas.
Mark N. And everything changed *emotional*
Same here haha bc i was adopted and didn't know what my mother's side heritage was until i was 17
Rem Henshaw sucks doesn’t it? You want to feel proud of who you are, but with the way people treat Hispanics, it’s hard to feel pride for that half of my family.
반짝 반짝 Baltimore
I can't shake the feeling that he sounds EXACTLY like John Mulaney
now i can't unhear it
they're both Asian too!
John mulaney is a straight man in a gay man's body
@@trackerjacker0 No, she is a proud Asian woman.
I think he's very funny, particular the last one made me laugh.
When your parents homeschool you but you end up being gay
*Mom and dad* : M i a joke to you?
yes
Love the bara bondage shirt. Kinky is the new cute.
Yes! Thought I was the only one who noticed lol. And I'm pretty sure I know the exact artist who drew it haha
@Critical Taba-nus fly that's your opinion
@@clivebby4877 that's also your opinion.... as you can see, this doesn't ever end. Time to kill ourselves. But first, I'm going to get one those shirts because it is pretty fire.
I'm using that one
Gengoroh Tagame is The God of brutal bara.
“What IS Oklahoma?” BRUHH. Upstate New Yorkers also don’t know.
Downstate New Yorkers don't know either🤣
When you're watching from Oklahoma.
What's that?
What part of Oklahoma?
Lmao same
Matthew Brown Metro area!
Dani D. Ha ha😂
I would 100 % cop them shoes . And himmmmmm. Beautiful man !
Imma like and comment to bump it to the top, just in case he sees the comment section
"I actually don't know if it's that big or not, because every time i look at it it's pixelated" Hahahaha that killed me 😂😂
When he said that he couldn’t drive well because he was gay, I thought his explanation would Bethany he couldn’t drive straight
3:50 was that a hentai joke? I fucking love this man.
Jennessa Sample I think it’s just a porn joke in general. Usually Asian porn is censored.
It's a Korean/ Japanese porn joke. They pixelate the genitals for some reason. Lol
Yea it was
Asian porn lol
VpY22 don’t know why though cause the hair covered it anyway 😂
This shit is actually sad to listen to :/ like he’s joking about it and whatnot but there is obviously a lot of trauma and pain in his voice.
Duh....!!! The best comedians come from a background of pain of some form....i.e. Richard Pryor.
jokes to hide the inner pain and suffering are my forte
Exactly what I thought. Hope he gets some help.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I stopped laughing after he started telling us his guy. I felt for him
John Merle Amen
I'm STILL loosing it over the participation prize joke.... Hardest I've laughed in at least a few weeks and I've had some good ones recently. Damn that's soooo good....... He needs to work that joke to death, so fuggin good............ Give this dude a raise. Seriously
I love this comment section, never before have I found so many coming out stories to hyper religious families in one place c:
Am I the only one who got a Jaboukie Young-White vibe from him? His very funny by the way
Vuyolwethu Mtyapa woah, woah. Not all gays look the same
Probably the way they talk. Love them both 😊
@@briannavalencia8274 😂😂😂
Yes! I was trying to think who it was he reminded me off. Particularly the way he ends his sentences on a high note.
Yeah I can see it, especially in the way he talks. Well, good for him, jaboukie is hilarious.
At the end, I just went... "wow... he... I... I love him."
I’m an asian who’s adopted into a white family too, but I’m just wondering why a person with very southern values would adopt an asian kid instead of a white one. I may be way off with my observation but I was just wondering why that would be.
To feel good about themselves
Also like Asian kids are the “model minority”
richard-von-huesner my parents aren’t southern... *facepalm* they don’t have those southern values, really dude, how did you not get that
richard-von-huesner he asked a serious question. Nothing was meant to be a joke wtf is English your first language?? Why are you so confused?
Some of these very evangelical Christian types like to adopt children from other countries because they see that as "saving" them.
His jokes perfect, the audience didn’t appreciate this comedic gold
WANT MORE?? He has a whole album from this special on Spotify and other streaming platforms I listened earlier it’s soo funny
Thanks!
Thank you for this, I desperately wanted more
Caleb Ascencio gurl thank you!!!
Thanks for this info
Thank you I love him and need more!
No wonder he became a comedian 😂
Yeah. Seriously.