I'm sorry to have to tell you the "when we commit a crime, we commit" bit was a copy and paste job from a classic Kevin Bridges routine, except he did it about Glasgow (which makes much more sense) as Fife, Anstruther where Daniel grew up, in particular, is actually fairly posh, and is about the least likely place to be stabbed, repeatedly or otherwise in Scotland.
SshadykK, I don’t care if you said that a month ago but I’m from fife so I probably know more about it than you, unless you live here. And sure St. Andrews is posh as hell as well as Newport but Tayport isn’t, Tayport is one of the crappiest places in fife. Just wanting to put that out there...goodbye for now.
Magali Lopez you're an American? :) I bet you'll like Trevor Noah and Ramesh Rang then since you can enjoy this guy. Let me know if you enjoy their stand up!
Thoughtful comedy can be tricky. It's funny but it's funny that makes you really want to listen to why it's funny. It's funny because it's the truth. It's one person's very brilliant observations on relevant things. And sometimes you really want belly laugh but then you might miss something and it's just a slippery slope.
I love how Americans think he's joking around but to be honest... The whole world thinks about guns that way lmao. He just told them in a way that they don't get offended
Luzys Yes, because all great policy is created on the basis of what people you have fought in a war against think. I can guarantee most Americans are aware of what other countries think and I’m pretty sure they don’t care.
Americans really don't care what other countries think about our attitudes on guns. We think let Scotland be Scotland. Let England be England. We will do things our way in our country and we believe our government is tyrannical in its intent and the only thing seperating their tyrranical intentions from becoming tyrranical actions is the fact that whomever they send to enforce any tyrranical laws is going to be fighting for their lives. Obviously the gang violence and mass shootings are a negative side effect but over all, the guns protect our constitutional rights because the citizens here have them and will not hesitate to use them. We have not lost that same killer instinct that drove the British out.
@@ducamorisable Thé joke was that politics is like game of thrones, he set the joke up to make it sound like he was watching game of thrones the whole time when he was actually watching the news.
This guy is truly one of the best comedians I've ever seen!!! There's nothing I would disagree on. He's honest, has black humor, great reflection on topics and a little touch of self destruction. Awesome how you notice he puts lots of thought on topics, because he turns and twists around it, but still in such a funny way at the same time. I hope he won't change his content or disappear from the screen!
He was once performing in my country, I went to see him and was kind of disappointed. His humor was nothing like on Conan, most "jokes" were about sex and disgusting rather than funny. Imagine Louis CK but only with the awkward parts, without the clever jokes.
I've seen his last 3 shows live and it's all completely new material each time. I do recommend them, his last 2 shows are going to be on netflix. It was announced, don't know when yet. Especially his last live show had me grasping for breath in between laughs.
@@seb5542 Yes, I haven't, but I have been exposed to the accents throgh movies and such. I didn't say he has Irish accent, it's just the way he pronounces the r's that really resembles it.
Excellent set, as always. Netflix, give this guy a special already! EDIT: alskdnalsdn y'all can stop telling me that he has like three specials out now, believe me, I'm well aware 😍
@@Char10tti3 Late to the party but, this phenomena of Americans laughing abrubtly is actually something some non-American comics will talk about, I think there was a Craig Ferguson set where he talks about how weird American audiences laugh.
@@bonbon5717 You are one poisonous aunty. It's actually kind of impressive how a desi aunty like you knows how to comment on youtube videos. Your husband is one lucky senior citizen. Give my salaam to Mushtaq uncle.
He's from fife? I've long wondered what the he'll is up with his accent..... and that fact doesn't solve the riddle at all! I'm from Edinburgh, I always think he sounds oddly Irish
this guy always looks like he saw a child eat a bird whole before he performs. the wild yet dazed look is really adding to the performance, great job man.
I am loving this guy, but what's with the crowd being so eh about him? I'm going to go find more of his stand up right now, but I legitimately felt like I had to wait to do that just to mention that the crowd seems super under-appreciative of his comedy, and that makes me both confused and disappointed. Wtf, random crowd?!
I AM SOOO HAPPY THIS MADE MY DAY i absolutely LOVEE Daniel sloss and wish he would do more youtube stuff plzzz i watched every video possible and ive ran out of material to watch🙌🙌
@@andrijarunje5242 Same, I'm brazilian and to me his accent seems easier to understand than a lot of british comedians I've listened to. I think it also helps that he doesn't use a lot of british/scottish vocabulary and slang.
Daniel looks like a Clasky Csupo cartoon character come to life. (That’s the studio behind Rugrats, Wild Thornberries and As Told by Ginger. Look up their drawings and tell me I’m wrong)
He is by far the BEST comedian right now. His delivery, timing, expressions make it a whole performance. Some comedians have no vibrancy or energy to their delivery and their good jokes fall so flat.
Lost on an American audience cos most of them probably thought Scotland was an independent country anyway 😂 Muricans be like, "are you British, or Scottish?"
Despite the controversial differences between our US law enforcement and UK law enforcement, I kind of like that UK LEOs seem to have more discretionary power in when to just beat someone who truly deserves it with a stick.
Two men in court up on charges. First man charged with murder Second man charged with attempted murder First man sentence to 30 years Second man sentenced to 10 years Morals of society: if u fail we will reward u
I personally love seeing him and would enjoy him having a special. I do however, get why he sort of "underrated". I think he excels at comedic timing. When to pause, how to emphasize. He need to up his material and transitions. He never segues porperly and just saying you don't segue properly is a copout at best. I wanna see more of him and thus I think he needs to improve a bit, specially cause he's so naturally funny.
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"Cause when we commit a crime, WE COMMIT to the crime."
LOL. Excellent wordplay there! 😂
Ann R I love it
I was going to say that. Well played sir. Very clever comedy.
I'm sorry to have to tell you the "when we commit a crime, we commit" bit was a copy and paste job from a classic Kevin Bridges routine, except he did it about Glasgow (which makes much more sense) as Fife, Anstruther where Daniel grew up, in particular, is actually fairly posh, and is about the least likely place to be stabbed, repeatedly or otherwise in Scotland.
SshadykK, I don’t care if you said that a month ago but I’m from fife so I probably know more about it than you, unless you live here. And sure St. Andrews is posh as hell as well as Newport but Tayport isn’t, Tayport is one of the crappiest places in fife. Just wanting to put that out there...goodbye for now.
SshadykK Yea I’m from fife too and you have obviously never heard of Leven or Methil
“We have violence in the UK it’s just a bit more....STABBY”
Accurate 🤣
Sounds very Glaswegian)
I keep coming back to this video because of how much does this line make me laugh haha
@@ynat1903 same
Stabbing doesn't hurt
He is such a natural. It's always great to watch this guy.
Magali Lopez you're an American? :) I bet you'll like Trevor Noah and Ramesh Rang then since you can enjoy this guy. Let me know if you enjoy their stand up!
Watch kevin bridges he's probably the best Scottish comedian, this guy's shockingly bad
For me the best Scottish comedian is still Billy Connelly, mans a treasure. I agree Kevin bridges is good though.
@@michaelnayles1294 Ive only liked daniels sloss two netflix specials the other stuff is pretty bad
Fit
This dude was funny... the crowd was dry :/
Bakesky 🙌
They were laughing?
Thoughtful comedy can be tricky. It's funny but it's funny that makes you really want to listen to why it's funny.
It's funny because it's the truth. It's one person's very brilliant observations on relevant things. And sometimes you really want belly laugh but then you might miss something and it's just a slippery slope.
Steve Alexander AND canned
Steve Alexander It's because he was talking about politics and most Americans spend their lives too scared of thinking too hard
“Don’t make me like him” I cracked up
“Don’t make me like him!” That joke about the murderer got me good
I'll admit our newscasters do tell alot of unnecessary information. He's right on that.
"now he sounds cool~" XD
I love how Americans think he's joking around but to be honest... The whole world thinks about guns that way lmao. He just told them in a way that they don't get offended
Luzys Yes, because all great policy is created on the basis of what people you have fought in a war against think. I can guarantee most Americans are aware of what other countries think and I’m pretty sure they don’t care.
@CJ Em and its clearly working out so well for you guys.
@G Guard Walker England and Australia combined never had hlf the guns we do lmao u literally cannot ban them
Americans really don't care what other countries think about our attitudes on guns. We think let Scotland be Scotland. Let England be England. We will do things our way in our country and we believe our government is tyrannical in its intent and the only thing seperating their tyrranical intentions from becoming tyrranical actions is the fact that whomever they send to enforce any tyrranical laws is going to be fighting for their lives. Obviously the gang violence and mass shootings are a negative side effect but over all, the guns protect our constitutional rights because the citizens here have them and will not hesitate to use them. We have not lost that same killer instinct that drove the British out.
@G Walker you are right...it works in other countries but would not in america
I love his twisted way of thinking... It's funny how chill he is too... My fav
I can confirm this is how British police officers work
Because we aren't a nation of savages.
That Putin joke was great, this audience sucks lol
Can you explain it?
@@soapghostroach Can you explain it to me?
@@ducamorisable Thé joke was that politics is like game of thrones, he set the joke up to make it sound like he was watching game of thrones the whole time when he was actually watching the news.
This guy is truly one of the best comedians I've ever seen!!! There's nothing I would disagree on. He's honest, has black humor, great reflection on topics and a little touch of self destruction. Awesome how you notice he puts lots of thought on topics, because he turns and twists around it, but still in such a funny way at the same time. I hope he won't change his content or disappear from the screen!
@ST• •MD he's genious...just saw an HBO special brilliant 😂
Selfdestruction. .. did you mean selfdeprication?
@@Widdekuu91 yes, that might fit better. Im only 70% native speaker. 😅
@@aileenzimmermann4921
No problem, I'm assuming, based on your name, that you're German? :)
@@Widdekuu91 yes and American
I've only ever seen this dude on Conan, absolutely love him, shame he doesnt have a proper special out
shaunak sharma Search out his TED Talk. It's quite good; very insightful.
Check him out on Aunty Donnas podcast too. Funny guy.
shaunak sharma #PunchDrunkComedy
He was once performing in my country, I went to see him and was kind of disappointed. His humor was nothing like on Conan, most "jokes" were about sex and disgusting rather than funny. Imagine Louis CK but only with the awkward parts, without the clever jokes.
I've seen his last 3 shows live and it's all completely new material each time. I do recommend them, his last 2 shows are going to be on netflix. It was announced, don't know when yet. Especially his last live show had me grasping for breath in between laughs.
You can tell that he's been in the US for a while. His accent gets mixed sometimes ~
idk he sounds irish to me wtf
@@dimitrijemickovski3063 Irish? You clearly haven't been to the UK or Ireland.
@@seb5542 Yes, I haven't, but I have been exposed to the accents throgh movies and such. I didn't say he has Irish accent, it's just the way he pronounces the r's that really resembles it.
I'm Irish and I thought he sounded Irish til he said he was scottish
@@seb5542 As an Irish person, I thought he was Irish at first with some American mixed in.
Tough crowd
crowd sucked
Bakesky ?
Yeah I've thought that in a few videos of him it's really confusing
Excellent set, as always. Netflix, give this guy a special already!
EDIT: alskdnalsdn y'all can stop telling me that he has like three specials out now, believe me, I'm well aware 😍
emypia I think he's better than Kevin Hart. Just saying.
Not hating.
emypia yesssssss
is that... is that supposed to say "in my opinion"?
emypia his 2 live shows are gonna be streamed on Netflix
Black Sheep yesss
The Slossness Monster.
Slossage
Dental sloss.
The crowd sounds like a laugh track.
It’s filmed before a live audience. I’ve been to the taping before. They have mics hanging from the ceiling to record all the audience reactions.
I agree with you, it doesn't sound real...
Hunter DePriest yeah it seems to just cut off, maybe it’s sympathy laughing or they’re just missing the one person who laughs way too long
@@Char10tti3 Late to the party but, this phenomena of Americans laughing abrubtly is actually something some non-American comics will talk about, I think there was a Craig Ferguson set where he talks about how weird American audiences laugh.
@@mitchwilliamson5552 In another set, Daniel also describes how weird American laughter is😂
Laughed out loud at “Who’s this guy... is he a bad guy?” I don’t know if it was his delivery or what but well done man hahahaha
As someone who lives in Scotland , his jokes about the area, like the police, made me laugh so much. He couldn't be more accurate lol
Love Daniel Sloss! I remember the first time he was on Conan. Been watching his stuff ever since, favorite comedian!
Always love his vibes. Great set.
Just watched both his netflix specials. He's hysterical.. Every joke lands. Can't wait for his next show
The Slossness Monster strikes again in America, thousands left laughing in his wake
So... are we talking about a monster of great slossness or the Monster of Sloss Ness?
Gosh I've been in love with this dude for so long
It’s too bad though, cuz he likes Boys. 100% Homosexual. Usually the taker in his sexcapades. Loves being teabaged
@@bonbon5717 You are one poisonous aunty. It's actually kind of impressive how a desi aunty like you knows how to comment on youtube videos. Your husband is one lucky senior citizen. Give my salaam to Mushtaq uncle.
@@bonbon5717 He clearly wows the ladies with his comment magic xD
@@zqazi1986able very true
um is no-one going to acknowledge how gorgeous he is? and yes funny too.
You are so gorgeous yourself 🙂
YES I think he’s so handsome
this guy has got the weirdest accent, like scottish irish and american all rolled in one
No Irish accent
@@christina4012 he's Scottish but tbf Fife does always sound a bit strange to me
Christie that does not sound Irish
Only Americans think that Scottish and Irish sound even remotely similar fssss
@E KL He sounded a bit northern Irish to me not gonna lie
He nailed the "The news told me the news lies" bit lol
“Don’t make me like him!”
😂
He's from fife? I've long wondered what the he'll is up with his accent..... and that fact doesn't solve the riddle at all! I'm from Edinburgh, I always think he sounds oddly Irish
He DOES
I'm from Edinburgh too and I thought the same!
nicky rimbaud good cause that accent is shocking
Yeah I can hear like a Galway accent in him😂
ah so neither of you are from actual scotland
I love seeing British comedians in the states and how the material changes
"I grew up in fife" ah yes, the stabby king place
But was born and grew up in Kingston-on-Thames until he was four...
this guy always looks like he saw a child eat a bird whole before he performs. the wild yet dazed look is really adding to the performance, great job man.
I like to think he saw a giant bird eat a small child whole... That child was his sister... but it's okay, because she's dead.
I love this dude so much, so underrated
I am loving this guy, but what's with the crowd being so eh about him? I'm going to go find more of his stand up right now, but I legitimately felt like I had to wait to do that just to mention that the crowd seems super under-appreciative of his comedy, and that makes me both confused and disappointed.
Wtf, random crowd?!
I think it’s because the jokes weren’t good.
because it's at the expense of Americans in the US, and we all know how America feels about itself
As Americans we don't know how to be self depticating like our British friends.
Conan seems to have the best comedians on, they're all hilarious and don't get nearly enough credit
"Dont make me like him."
I died 😂😂😂
One of the best comedians in the world today.
Ahaha "you've earned the wallet take it!"
i look forward to seeing Daniel on Conan every year!
Daniel Sloss has always been awesome on his performance. One more for the Scots!
This was a great way to start off my day ^^ Will definitely be looking for more of this man's work
This guys comedy is possibly the only thing that makes me feel good about living in the UK
Man he is my absolute favourite comedian! I can't wait to see him live !!
I'm also from Fife! Just found this guy and he's hilarious.
I AM SOOO HAPPY THIS MADE MY DAY i absolutely LOVEE Daniel sloss and wish he would do more youtube stuff plzzz i watched every video possible and ive ran out of material to watch🙌🙌
faithl have you heard his podcast? Hilarious
ruthiepotsedin nooo but now im going to definitely look thank you!!
@@faithl2067 He has his own UA-cam channel now!
When he mentioned Fife I got excited because its in Macbeth: "The Thane of Fife had a wife"...
Why am I so lame lmao
I wasn’t slapping my knee but my soul is laughing hysterically
I'm Scottish and never heard an accent like that in my life thought he was honestly Irish 😀
Whenever a British comedian comes to preform on a US talk show, 4/5 times the crowd sucks.
He needs his own UA-cam channel. That way all of us fans around the world can help support him!
Clara, he has an official UA-cam channel now!
@@aliciarobertson4979 Thank you for the heads-up!!
THANK GOD HE HAS HIS SPECIAL ON NETFLIX NOW !
Love Daniel's humour since this pingouin joke x)
Looks like it was filmed in Tron jail...
2:09 totally saw that coming, but nevertheless the delivery was very hilarious 😂😂😂
Very funny. Love to hear a Foreigner's perspective of US society and news.
Yaaaaaas, we need more Daniel Sloss!
When he said he watches the news like he just started watching GOT sn07 I felt that
I wish his first name was Cole.
Lmao
Took me a sec
Coleslaw(s)
😂😂😂😂 5 minutes and I haven't been able to stop laughing
"the man who murdered the two people was described by his neighbors as a marijuana smoking porn hoarder DON'T MAKE ME LIKE HIM! "LOL
I love his humor, specifically the knigh cardio joke
As an American, I found him hilarious😂👏
he's great, i'm looking for more vids from him--surprised a conan audience wasn't more alive.
I'm Scottish and even I'm struggling to keep up with that mutant accent he seems to have picked up.
I'm American. Its easy to follow him.
@@GUITARTIME2024 I'm Croatian so english is not my first language and I can follow him eeeasyy! Lol
@@andrijarunje5242 bullshit
Mutant accent is a nice word.. thanks, I'll be using it often now
@@andrijarunje5242 Same, I'm brazilian and to me his accent seems easier to understand than a lot of british comedians I've listened to. I think it also helps that he doesn't use a lot of british/scottish vocabulary and slang.
One of the best videos ever!
Daniel looks like a Clasky Csupo cartoon character come to life.
(That’s the studio behind Rugrats, Wild Thornberries and As Told by Ginger. Look up their drawings and tell me I’m wrong)
That's the oddest Scottish accent I've ever heard.
3:11 100% true ! I'm dying 😂
He is my favorite comedian 💖
This may be the most subtle Scottish accent I've ever heard.
wtf is up with the crowd??? did not deserve him! >:(
“Nice to be back in America, like what you’ve done with the place... seems to be going well!” Oooooh mama this didn’t age well 🤣
When you're so into game of thrones that you know he was talking about Jamie and Cersi lol.
I need more of Daniel Sloss
he’s so funny i’d love to see his show !
He sounds like a mix of Irish and Australian yet being Scottish 😂
he is so mellow in this
I love Daniel he's amazing
I freaking love this guy! He's hilarious
He has a special on Netflix or HBO OR PIme, can’t remember which, but it was really good, the part with his niece is good!!
Yes he is back!
He is by far the BEST comedian right now. His delivery, timing, expressions make it a whole performance. Some comedians have no vibrancy or energy to their delivery and their good jokes fall so flat.
i agree
terrible crowd
@@chris7417 ha yeh alright, thats why america has tried to copy so many successful British comedies.
Chris Kyle Wow. That couldn’t be more wrong.
Jacob Noori It’s a laugh track lol
Saw him live a few years ago, making Scotland proud!!
This is his best bit! Way better than usual
😂🤣 love Daniel Sloss!!!🥰🥰🥰
Nah the crowd was right guys. He's exactly correctly rated.
great set 😆
"Don't say Trainspotting !"
Lost on an American audience cos most of them probably thought Scotland was an independent country anyway 😂 Muricans be like, "are you British, or Scottish?"
that game of throne part is so sick ! i can imagine it right away XD
I can always tell the year by the size of his arms 😂😍
He's so detached from reality, I love it
Despite the controversial differences between our US law enforcement and UK law enforcement, I kind of like that UK LEOs seem to have more discretionary power in when to just beat someone who truly deserves it with a stick.
“you’ve earned the wallet, take it” 😭
I've seen this guy live. He's pretty good.
Anyone who sounds like that and is funny like that can come and take me out on a date. *melts at the sound of his voice*
I thought he was going to say we all know about Scotland from Shrek
Two men in court up on charges.
First man charged with murder
Second man charged with attempted murder
First man sentence to 30 years
Second man sentenced to 10 years
Morals of society: if u fail we will reward u
I feel Daniel Sloss and Bo Burnham are twins
I personally love seeing him and would enjoy him having a special. I do however, get why he sort of "underrated". I think he excels at comedic timing. When to pause, how to emphasize. He need to up his material and transitions. He never segues porperly and just saying you don't segue properly is a copout at best. I wanna see more of him and thus I think he needs to improve a bit, specially cause he's so naturally funny.