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Shotguns? Most pump Shotguns don't have a disconecter holding the trigger it fires as fast as you can pump it, Great for killing Tree's and the Evil Hun! LoL I'll check into supporting you with cash.
You know everyone is complaining that BF5 has no Americans, but i rather appreciate they gave some room for the British to be counted, i just wish they have done a better work on portraying the British struggle hell not even an air battle mode on the London blitz
if it was British it wouldnt be called saving Private Ryan it would be more like "hmmm yeah, do we really have to save Private Bob, i mean really it was his own bloody fault he got there anyway"
@Harry D I have always heard it pronounced Grah-na-ta. Although, it is spelled Granate, well the informal version. The actual name for it is Stielhandgranate.
The true account goes. One day a couple of poor blokes from Warwickshire were sitting in a trench on the front lines of the Battle of the Bulge. When out of no where A British voice calls out "Grenade! In German!" One of the poor blokes popped his head out of his fox hole promptly saying "What the devil?". A potato masher hand grenade strikes their sweet golden nectar, hot tea, spilling it out onto the frozen ground staining the snow. No one truly knows what happened next, for all the English men within one hundred miles saw only red.
BFV medic: doesn’t revive BF1 medic: runs out into enemy gunfire, firing his SLR then dives and revives the fallen teammate. Often dying in the process
@@Duckly97 No, no, the correct call would be "SA-NI-TÖTER!", it is quite important to remember that. Oh, and never trust the Sanitöter, he will likely get you killed.
No no, i'm sorry this is too unrealistic. if an Englishman's tea gets spilt by a German, any normal person would go berserk. get your act together man.
They’re sailing for England Oh! What a shame! Someone is after our island again We’ll let them have it… Oh, yes we will! But maybe they won’t want it when they get the bill! For we wrote the story of the old brigades We know the glory of yesterday’s parades We'll sell Old Blighty yard by yard They'll buy it from the old home guard! They will! They'll buy it from the old home guard! Call out the navy, call out the ranks Call out the air force, call out the tanks. From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls And don’t forget the loyal territorials! But, who’s sticking in here? Who will defend every inch of England no matter what they send? Who’s standing firm in our own front yard? The soldiers of the old home guard That’s who! The soldiers of the old home guard For we wrote the story of the old brigades We know the glory of yesterday’s parades Who’s standing firm in our own front yard? The soldiers of the old home guard That’s who! The soldiers of the old home guard
I remember playing "World in Flames" (Boardgame with a rulesbook of about 175 pages) and having enormous luck with the very crappy Italian troops. Oh, was the English player frustrated. We played in my home, so I had the Italian Anthem playing quite some time. I was with the Japanese & Italians. The German player did quit after a few weeks gameplay, so I had to manage all the axis. Everybody hated me. Good times.
As an actual historical reenactor, I have to commend you guys on the uniforms and scenery. Not 100% accurate, but 95% is more than a passing grade for entertainment. Also, bloody hilarious. Especially love the crack about Italy. All too true.
1. You actually have the only realistic British uniforms out there, you won't find them in Battlefield V also your little sketch is way more fun than what you can have in the game at the moment. Bravo gentlemen.
EG:UK how do you deduce that? German grenades could be thrown a lot further than US “pineapple” grenades, they also were better at throwing up hills as they don’t roll down again
@@hopatease1 Incorrect; Lend-Lease accounted for merely 12% of Soviet wartime equipment production. It would have taken longer, with higher casualties; but from late 1942 or 1943 on, Germany was doomed.
As silly as they are trying to be, ordinary guys like this would have been conscripted during the world wars and I imagine the banter would have had a similar tone to it as well. On top of that we are so used to watching war films with grainy effects and ambient sounds added to make it 'feel gritty' or old black and ***** footage, however, filming it like this better represents how it would have looked to the people there. It has an odd realism to it.
Odd flex on Ea there but I get it. Also, recently listened to a twenty year old recording of a man talking about his time fighting during the great war. From what he has said it seems you are right. Lastly, my grandfather served in the Korean war and honestly he and the guys would kinda horse around at their M.A.S.H unit. He was a field medic stationed at a M.A.S.H. unit and would sometimes replace other medics, check on people at the front line, or his platoon would go on a patrol. Although, it seems he mostly served at the M.A.S.H unit.
I guess the French have already retreated, the Italians are stuck in a "switching-sides" loophole, the americans are bombing some electric car company and the Japanese are sneaking up with some carriers? Hope whoever reads this comment is not insulted that I didn´t insult him ... ^^ Greetings from Germany :D
Mut4ntG4m3r yeah free dlc means it will be shittier and come out later, and some of it will even be shit they cut from the standard game to re-release for DLC so they can save $ by not having to create anything new.
These uniforms and webbing are literally 1000x more accurate than the ones in the game😂😂. Seriously though their are brits in the game with American gear (canteens, suspenders etc) and it really bothers me.
They are American soldiers. The army in the game isn’t called the British, it’s called the Allies. The whole allied side is one big faction. Which is technically more accurate, there weren’t really battles in WWII between only 2 countries with no help from others.
Harry D I play the game all the time. It says allies, they just currently don’t have more accents. Maybe that will come later. But it’s meant to be a shared allied faction.
Harry D I mostly disagree up until the point where you said there is no sea warfare. This is true and I am disappointed about that. But I don’t think map/weapon/vehicle wise it has less than BF1. It has more weapons than battlefield 1 at launch because 2/3 of BF1s launch guns were “variants” (the same exact gun and same model with like a sight added or a grip.) BFV has wayyyy more vehicles than BF1 does even now after all it’s DLC. And I don’t think the maps are smaller aside from Fjell and Devastation. But Narvik is same size as shanghai, Rotterdam is same size as Zavod, Hamada is same size as Golmud, Fjell is same size as Operation Locker but with planes. Panzerstorm is fricking huge, like Silk Road or Sinai Desert huge, etc. Plus the practice range is a thousand times better than BF4’s and BF1 didn’t even have one. But when it comes to sea warfare, I agree... there is none. And there should be some. BUT. BFV had a much much smoother launch than BF4, anyone can admit that. Hint: BFV didn’t commit seppuku as soon as you started it up on launch day. And the Tides of War live service seems to be pretty good. First tide is already released less than a month after launch and it already added: a new map, multiple new weapons, a new war story, a new Practice Range mode, vehicle paints, plane nose arts, a few outfits, and community missions. All in one live service update. Less than a month after launch. If they keep this up, they are going places.
smh, you forgot the british soldier using a german stg44, a japanese katana, and an american m1911 in the middle of rotterdam, netherlands. now that’s bf5
-1940/10 Still not good enough for the steel helmet, American para uniform and boots combo with everyone looking like loose interpretation. But pilots goggles. Have a point. -1939/10.
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Thank you Squire Daddy x
Squire you *do* need patreon
Shotguns? Most pump Shotguns don't have a disconecter holding the trigger it fires as fast as you can pump it, Great for killing Tree's and the Evil Hun! LoL I'll check into supporting you with cash.
It's just like the game
Squire I prefer the dam trenches in w w I
2:58 “Yeah, fine. Only did 58 damage”
Never before have more relatable words been spoken.
Oll
John McMahon oh the love hate relationship I have with the sweet spot mechanic
The leinfield does 60 damage and the gewer 9530 does 68? I think the kar does 58
You actally bought this shite game?
Pelliq S just like sniping in other bfs headshots matter only bf1 had the cheesy sweet spot
Finally, Britain's answer to Saving Private Ryan.
I'd so watch that too
@@3socks Yes!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
You know everyone is complaining that BF5 has no Americans, but i rather appreciate they gave some room for the British to be counted, i just wish they have done a better work on portraying the British struggle hell not even an air battle mode on the London blitz
@@DarwinArbiter I just wish they had missions where you firebomb German cities.
if it was British it wouldnt be called saving Private Ryan it would be more like "hmmm yeah, do we really have to save Private Bob, i mean really it was his own bloody fault he got there anyway"
"Grenade ! In german !"
- Unknown german soldier on the battlefield , circa 1940 , colourised.
This truly caprures the horrors of war.
lest we forget
@@Nugcon
Granate. That's "grenade" in German.
*1940
@Harry D I have always heard it pronounced Grah-na-ta. Although, it is spelled Granate, well the informal version. The actual name for it is Stielhandgranate.
The true account goes. One day a couple of poor blokes from Warwickshire were sitting in a trench on the front lines of the Battle of the Bulge. When out of no where A British voice calls out "Grenade! In German!" One of the poor blokes popped his head out of his fox hole promptly saying "What the devil?". A potato masher hand grenade strikes their sweet golden nectar, hot tea, spilling it out onto the frozen ground staining the snow. No one truly knows what happened next, for all the English men within one hundred miles saw only red.
Medics in battlefield are like cats. They understand you, they just don't care.
i do my best
BFV medic: doesn’t revive
BF1 medic: runs out into enemy gunfire, firing his SLR then dives and revives the fallen teammate. Often dying in the process
What do you nean BFV?
Because in WW1, we are brothers in arms
Medics never heal anyone in any Battlefield though
Wut do you mean
@@deathgripskaraoke9351 no i risk my life in Bf 1 sometimes to revive my mates
_Grenades in German_
SA-NI-TÄTER!
@@Duckly97 No, no, the correct call would be "SA-NI-TÖTER!", it is quite important to remember that. Oh, and never trust the Sanitöter, he will likely get you killed.
'Forget about grenades, just boot an explosive football their way, they'll never clear that in time'
@@Duckly97 Blut! ein sanitater! bitte!
GRANATE!
Some of those jokes really took a hardline
RIGHT! Stop that! It's silly..
Ok space ranger, I’m a need you to take that 8 down to a 2
@@BananaHamington *raises it to 9*
Stop having fun!!!
Battlefeild hardline!
Haha!
No no, i'm sorry this is too unrealistic. if an Englishman's tea gets spilt by a German, any normal person would go berserk. get your act together man.
Baha!
I would like your comment, but it's just too American at 308
@@samhansen9771 I am an American, and if someone spilled my English tea, I would be giving one heck of a what for :P
@@Carstuff111 yeah, but i meant the likes were at 308, which is an American rifle round used in ww2. Oh wow, it's now at 338, waddya know.
the boston party proves that any person who attacks a britishman's tea attacks their country
Absolutely lost my shit on "I'm playing on low graphics" LMAO
cobalT so after 10 months, did you find your shit back?
I don’t think he found his shit
Almost 3 years later, and i don't think he has found his shit yet.
“Grab a late war German assault rifle and sprint around like everyone else”
Correction: a pre-war Danish machine gun
Correction, a post war french shotgun
@@aviator4662 Correction, a Norwegian rifle pre-dating both World Wars
That sound of the potato smasher hitting that perfectly good good cup. Oddly made my day.
Same, actually. It really wasn't planned.
O M G it is!
@@SquireComedy *British rage intensifies*
That japanese tank at the end of the video got all the budget .
Bloody true.
And the Italian tank got left out.
LOL?
Squire is it you’re 350z?
Ok you win
“You can see the budget was low on this”
Part of my next paycheck is going to you guys to keep on making these videos....one of the best so far.
Thanks mate! Means a great deal!
"one of the first in a while
AMIRITE ?"
But seriously this was incredible,
Good job
Wait a minute, British soldiers wearing British gear, helmets, and males? I thought this was supposed to be Battlefield V?
you're using a bfv photo and is complaining about the game?
@@natureza2002 Just because you like something doesn't mean you can't critizise it.
@@natureza2002 its satire genius
@@natureza2002 r/Whooooooosh
wait, in WW2 British soldiers were wearing males.
“I’m changing teams”
“I didn’t realize there were Italians in the game”
🤢🤣
Oh my god this is great and I've only seen ten seconds of it.
Haha, cheers mate!
Omg he replied
MEDIC!!.....
Fat chance...
4:54
Best part of the whole video :D
Victor Stålbo it actually doesn’t matter because anyone can revive their team mates in Bf V
@@rkpr9370 their squadmates yes, teammates only medic
Victor Stålbo regardless I didn’t get the game
It's infuriating how true it is. I'm the only medic who ever heals in BC2.
2:26 *Two British soldiers unwillingly locate the location of a German sniper {circa 1941, colourised}*
Thomas Ferris Blighty mate, got your bloody American derrière out of ‘ere boyo.
Thomas Ferris actually the correct
Thomas Ferris The Canadian and true way :D
Thomas Ferris hahahahahaha. I like that joke too.
Puedo saber de que están hablando compañeros jaja😂
"So what your saying is don't rob banks?"
"No, just do it in Payday 2."
They must be in the home guard, explains the budget.
Lend Lease has gone a bit soft these days
They’re sailing for England
Oh! What a shame!
Someone is after our island again
We’ll let them have it…
Oh, yes we will!
But maybe they won’t want it when they get the bill!
For we wrote the story of the old brigades
We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
We'll sell Old Blighty yard by yard
They'll buy it from the old home guard! They will!
They'll buy it from the old home guard!
Call out the navy, call out the ranks
Call out the air force, call out the tanks.
From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls
And don’t forget the loyal territorials!
But, who’s sticking in here? Who will defend
every inch of England no matter what they send?
Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
The soldiers of the old home guard
That’s who!
The soldiers of the old home guard
For we wrote the story of the old brigades
We know the glory of yesterday’s parades
Who’s standing firm in our own front yard?
The soldiers of the old home guard
That’s who!
The soldiers of the old home guard
Who has a VFD symbol?
You use is ankle pic
Squire lol, you’re my hero
You'd survive longer in that field than us, that's for damn sure.
and you're my
Matsimus
Hey matsimus I love ur channel
Oh, hi matsimus!
oh my god matsimus likes squire today is good
I died when he said '' grenade! In german''
@@heisenshudder6864 Its Grenada
@@foxythepiratefoximnotalone3485 It's granate.
The grenade is a paid actor.
GRANATE Not Granada your stoopid
Nein es ist eine Panzergranate!
I'm italian... i'm switching side from axis to squire!
Welcome aboard. Love the food.
i love your country so... we are equal!
now we need an italian war story , (i'm italian)
ciao, hai ragione
hi, you're right
I remember playing "World in Flames" (Boardgame with a rulesbook of about 175 pages) and having enormous luck with the very crappy Italian troops. Oh, was the English player frustrated.
We played in my home, so I had the Italian Anthem playing quite some time.
I was with the Japanese & Italians. The German player did quit after a few weeks gameplay, so I had to manage all the axis.
Everybody hated me. Good times.
*The following is frontline combat...*
*Your not expected to survive.*
Gambit *proceeds to be completely scripted to kill you after a certain time*
Wisemankugel Memicus *even though you were doing very well, and shouldn’t have died because you had superior positioning and weapons.*
Illiterate dumbass
Yes
Mr. 13 who
1:52 is an accurate depiction of how long the grenade fuses are in Battlefield V
Yes
As an actual historical reenactor, I have to commend you guys on the uniforms and scenery. Not 100% accurate, but 95% is more than a passing grade for entertainment.
Also, bloody hilarious. Especially love the crack about Italy. All too true.
Thanks mate! Means a lot!
Yeah, all he's missing is the historically accurate bionic arm on the female special ops soldier.
It’s battlefield 5 man, it’s not historically accurate.
@@squadie1 r/wooosh
Are You British?
lol at the end when he trow his rifle at the car it got blown away by the wind
LMAO
What did you expect? It's on low graphics.
Just like Battlefield V sniping victims
Lmao!
1. You actually have the only realistic British uniforms out there, you won't find them in Battlefield V also your little sketch is way more fun than what you can have in the game at the moment. Bravo gentlemen.
They're close, not 100%. The helmet is 100% original, the rest is from the 50's/late 40's.
@@SquireComedy You have my utmost respect, good sir.
Jaroslav Kubík the fun part isnt true lel.
Its actually quite fun, the MG42 is so good.
Squire yeah I see the p49 clothing but it looks quite good. Much better than the American stuff in the game now! Only the trained eye would notice ;)
"This is a battle in a field, what more could you ask from a franchise?" Golden line in the whole video
"I'm playing on... *Looks at camera*... Low graphics
It's nice to meet my German friends. Their grenades are the best.
*Cough* wanna come visit at winter?
Ironically their grenades were the worst and resulted in more suicides and friendly fire lol
EG:UK how do you deduce that? German grenades could be thrown a lot further than US “pineapple” grenades, they also were better at throwing up hills as they don’t roll down again
@@deltafoxecho I don't know the details it's hearsay for the most part but I do remember they were more easily damaged just from being in transit.
@@panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 wanna visit Auschwitz?
hardline bullying, oh yes!
*When you make a face that looks like you're on the toilet and suddenly turn into a German*
Happened to me too.
That comes from pressing out the Wurst
You too? I thought I was the only one
relatable
Ohh, ja~.
Brings out the Wurst in you, doesn’t it?
Love the Westie hint there at the downed bit
Yea. He never revives people as medic in his videos 😂
This was really hilarious, hopefully they do more skits on games like this in the future. Really enjoyed their humor!
More on the way! Cheers!
@@SquireComedy awesome!!!
@@SquireComedy GRENDA
Squire : Shows cardboard gun "I'm playing on low graphics"
Me : *Lost my shit and laughed*
In 1 hour this bloke has 13 000 views, What a legend!
Edit: This is the coolest thing ever, maybe you could do this with Verdun.
I'm planning to do it with all kinds of games!
@@SquireComedy i got an idea what about war thunder in real life
@@SquireComedy haha looking forward to it, shame I don't live in England I could do it with you in my ANZAC uniform.
@@fireflyz8943 id imagine they'd need ALOT of patreons to afford the planes and tanks hahaha
because you propably care alot since it has been only 3 years since your comment this video has in 3 years 1,4 million views
What should we do call in air support?
No we arent Americans
Laughed so hard
@Christian Langford
No its not, your not even in the game yet yank. You'll be a DLC, joining late. just like the real war.
@Eric Sales 🤯
@Eric Sales Soviets influenced Europe's outcome far more.
Look at it this way jay kil with out US aid ussr would not have won .@@jaykilbourne1110
@@hopatease1 Incorrect; Lend-Lease accounted for merely 12% of Soviet wartime equipment production. It would have taken longer, with higher casualties; but from late 1942 or 1943 on, Germany was doomed.
Medic!
"Hah fat chance"
Lol
"Low graphic" that one killed me. I need to respawn now...
5:50 "Grenade. In German."
I can't
Was smiling the whole time at the humor of this skit. Then that line dropped and I lost my shit.
🤣🤣 delivery of that line was hilarious!
Grenata
British comedy at its finest. Good job
Cheers mate!
Squire reminds me of black adder
Of course Westie wouldn’t revive you, Classic Westie.
*Shotgun innit*
6:38 You can see when he throws his low res enfield that it gets taken by the wind.
6:40 the rifle flying off to the side by the wind, Lmao.
Hilarious, was going to comment on that myself :-)/
my love for squire has intensified
17 million kills, 1 death
Bloody Camper!
"Yes am playing on"
(Looks at camera)
"Low graphics"
As silly as they are trying to be, ordinary guys like this would have been conscripted during the world wars and I imagine the banter would have had a similar tone to it as well. On top of that we are so used to watching war films with grainy effects and ambient sounds added to make it 'feel gritty' or old black and ***** footage, however, filming it like this better represents how it would have looked to the people there. It has an odd realism to it.
Thanks for this comment, provoked my thoughts!
Odd flex on Ea there but I get it. Also, recently listened to a twenty year old recording of a man talking about his time fighting during the great war. From what he has said it seems you are right. Lastly, my grandfather served in the Korean war and honestly he and the guys would kinda horse around at their M.A.S.H unit. He was a field medic stationed at a M.A.S.H. unit and would sometimes replace other medics, check on people at the front line, or his platoon would go on a patrol. Although, it seems he mostly served at the M.A.S.H unit.
A very very good point
When Squire throws the rifle at the car, it catches the wind and blows into the hedge!!!!
"Nah... It only did 54 damage..." XD
Henry Burby 58*
When he made that air support joke, I laughed heartily in American. Then I called in an airstrike.
I guess the French have already retreated, the Italians are stuck in a "switching-sides" loophole, the americans are bombing some electric car company and the Japanese are sneaking up with some carriers? Hope whoever reads this comment is not insulted that I didn´t insult him ... ^^
Greetings from Germany :D
France France France France France France One Word: Britain
Italian here, lmao. This was a good one.
As iTalian i am not offended. Heck I am happy se surrendered and se didn t end like you.
yeah and germans are busy starving some polish kids in some death camp and freezing their balls off in some dirty hole near stalingrad lmao.
yeah i'm stuck in a "switching-sides" right now, see ya in 2019 :D
Damn throwing Westie right under the bus
where he belongs
The Short Bus
Nikolai Is Cool Guy Productions fuck westie
Most accurate portrayal of him ever
What's with the hate towards him anyways
I'm just curious regarding it, not really on either side
We aren’t camping, we are holding a position.
A sniper will not run and gun mainly spots enemies for your allies
"Well, this is rubbish."
I mean, you could end the video right there.
For some reason when I play with sniper rifles I don’t use scopes I use only iron sights for historically accurate
Well, that was....... British.
Bloody brilliant as well.
Cheers for that, mate!
Oi!
Come on leds
Battlefield V irl:
Women and men run around the battlefield and you have Germans obeying the Geneva convention
ea bad
@Nejtro You know, I don't think that was the point of this comment
@Nejtro exactly what a sneaky German spy would say.
Would ramming a parachuting pilot and using a wounded soldier as bait for medics to kill them against the convention?
I'm glad someone's noticed that Westie never revives.
In one of his videos, it was painful to watch him not reviving his teammates
@Harry D no u
No u
Harry D a braindead EA shill who plays battlefield like a pussy
@Harry D a battlefield youtuber
“Shotgun, innit?”
“Shotgun innit! :]”
Squire should have voiced Battlefield 5
Be sure to pass that onto the developers in a letter of complaint.
Incorrect
It is not missing half of the content.
what the fuck? Thy are adding it for free, no reason to omplain AT ALL--
But they sold the game before it was finished lol. Some of the content meant for the main game will come in 6 months or more.
@@cantaloupe4018 Actually all that is coming tomorrow
Mut4ntG4m3r yeah free dlc means it will be shittier and come out later, and some of it will even be shit they cut from the standard game to re-release for DLC so they can save $ by not having to create anything new.
chily pebr better than having 0 DLC and possibly have to pay for it and have a player gap between players who have and don't have the dlc
2:34 dang who put a scope on a Kolibri? Or maybe it’s a liberator?
Garret Truttman No, it’s just the ludicrous-ness of Snipers being able to deal less than 60 damage with normal shots.
"Grenade!... in German!" lol nice.
I love the part where he was trying to fix a knife on the gun.
These uniforms and webbing are literally 1000x more accurate than the ones in the game😂😂. Seriously though their are brits in the game with American gear (canteens, suspenders etc) and it really bothers me.
If you look closely at the name ofthe faction, they aren't called British but allies
They are American soldiers. The army in the game isn’t called the British, it’s called the Allies.
The whole allied side is one big faction. Which is technically more accurate, there weren’t really battles in WWII between only 2 countries with no help from others.
Harry D I play the game all the time. It says allies, they just currently don’t have more accents. Maybe that will come later. But it’s meant to be a shared allied faction.
Harry D I mean I’m happy with the current content of the game. It’s not too little, it’s just less of what many expected and more of other things.
Harry D I mostly disagree up until the point where you said there is no sea warfare. This is true and I am disappointed about that. But I don’t think map/weapon/vehicle wise it has less than BF1. It has more weapons than battlefield 1 at launch because 2/3 of BF1s launch guns were “variants” (the same exact gun and same model with like a sight added or a grip.)
BFV has wayyyy more vehicles than BF1 does even now after all it’s DLC.
And I don’t think the maps are smaller aside from Fjell and Devastation. But Narvik is same size as shanghai, Rotterdam is same size as Zavod, Hamada is same size as Golmud, Fjell is same size as Operation Locker but with planes. Panzerstorm is fricking huge, like Silk Road or Sinai Desert huge, etc.
Plus the practice range is a thousand times better than BF4’s and BF1 didn’t even have one.
But when it comes to sea warfare, I agree... there is none. And there should be some.
BUT. BFV had a much much smoother launch than BF4, anyone can admit that. Hint: BFV didn’t commit seppuku as soon as you started it up on launch day.
And the Tides of War live service seems to be pretty good. First tide is already released less than a month after launch and it already added:
a new map, multiple new weapons, a new war story, a new Practice Range mode, vehicle paints, plane nose arts, a few outfits, and community missions.
All in one live service update. Less than a month after launch. If they keep this up, they are going places.
"Grenade in german." "Oh bullocks!" "Bloody camper." Well done mates loved the video, it added more levity to my night
And the award for best actor goes to... The little green fella at 2:53!
Captain_Colelsaw and it’s so funny
untill squire scares the little thing and it shows its naughtly side, they aren't called stinkbugs for nothing
Watching the Medic running around as a medic and not reviving anyone gives me serious FlakFire and Westie vibes
I LIKE HOW THE GUN FLIES TO THE SIDE instead of foward at the end and over the bushes LOL
HURRAH OUR LORD IS BACK!
Was hoping a woman in a camouflage bikini would show up.
Sure she will, if you Patreon for it :D
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
With a prosthetic arm
@@one_slow_b0at you mean back scratcher.
Oh boy, we don't have the Double D Day...
6:40 Lee Enfield: "Bye have a great time!"
smh, you forgot the british soldier using a german stg44, a japanese katana, and an american m1911 in the middle of rotterdam, netherlands. now that’s bf5
“I’m changing teams!!!”
Other guy: didn’t realize the Italians were in the game
Yes, im playing on ... low graphics...
*gets Warthunder flashbacks*
Hahaha!
-1945/10 The uniforms are not a fantasy mish mash of random webbing and incorrect kit.
Bill's got pilots goggles on. That's our attempt.
-1940/10 Still not good enough for the steel helmet, American para uniform and boots combo with everyone looking like loose interpretation.
But pilots goggles. Have a point. -1939/10.
@@SquireComedy grenade was too far away to kill him
Squire WHERE IS YOUR MUSTACHE?!
He doesn't have one. Why do you think he died?
“There’s not a German industrial town here for hundread of miles here” hahahahaha
*Baldrick* "I have a cunning plan sir"
Is it a cunning and subtle plan?
@@kameradin8964 XD
NO BALDRICK.
there was no carrier pigeon at the end, so I was forced to dispatch my like via this blasted computer
You sir are bloody brilliant. I'm a patron now, a pleasure to support you my dear sire.
Thanks mate! Means a lot!
*Laughs in trench warfare*
Most relatable thing was the medic getting closer and closer before turning away lol
1:51 Major props to the German throwing the grenade and hitting only one cup. That's precision throwing at its bets.
How British won the war - camping! ( Respect from Poland)
I mean your not wrong we couldn't get off the island until our two sons came to help (as well as some Polish divisions)
@@liamleak1272 IT was only joke
@@liamleak1272 You're welcome mommy. Greetings from America land!
And letting Polish people fight by themselves against Russians and Germans.
@@lapikolko2 and sacrificing frenchs(Dunkerke) and canadians(Dieppe).......
cheers!
I rather watch squire all day then watch a minute of BF5.
If i seen 2 *grown up men* hiding behind some containers in the *PARK* i would not even run i would just give up on life...
Every single sniper in BFV waits exactly 2 seconds after you see them to take the shot.
This video was the best thing I’ve seen on UA-cam in two years. Great content lads
Cheers, Jesse!
Yes
Effective cardboard gun
(What's funny is I can't tell if this is done poorly ironically or un-ironically)
Probably done un-ironically and they made it ironic.
Funny enough, this is almost exactly what i pictured you looking like, Squire.
Lol the way the rifle gets carried off by the wind when he throws it at the end
“Call in air support eh?”
“We’re not American”
One of my favorite videos on the internet
Well, never heared a german saying "bloody camper" XD.