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4:45 Fun Fact: Sony was originally gonna get the help of Nintendo to make the Playstation, but due to the collab failing, Sony decided to make it their own thing.
dad: son what do u want for Christmas? me: I'll have two number nines, a number nines large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
Translation: I'll have two iDongs, an iDong Large, a PX-3600 with Extra Dip, a PolyStation, two Viis and two NDGs, one Vii and one NDG with Cheese, and a Large Soda. (Extra Dip, Cheese and Large Soda are games btw)
Brother and Sister fighting in bedroom Mother yells out Mother: What are you too fighting over now Sister: He won't let me play with his Dong Mother: Stephen let your sister play with your Dong
Kid knocks on door Mother opens door Kid: Hi Mother: Oh hi Kid: I'm here to play with Joey Mother: Joey your little friends here Joey: Hi man Kids walk off and pass Joey's dad sitting on the lounge Dad:Where are you too off too Joey: We are going to my room to play with my Dong Dad: Have fun boys... Wait what
Jimmy: hey luke wanna come over? Luke: yea sure. What will we do when i come over Jimmy: we are gonna be playing with my idong dude. Luke: you are weird.
Me: I want a PlayStation for my birthday Dad: Ok. (Bought PoLyStAtion cuz it’s cheaper) Me: Dad....WTF is this? Dad: PlayStation! What else? Me: Mom! I want a new Dad for my next birthday! 🤦🏻♂️
I actually collect these in Brazil where they are really common and cheap (about $10).... specifically the Polystations, I have 1, 2, 3, 4 and they look like mini versions of the real ones, they have built in NES, SNES, GENESIS ROMS and some have cartridge slots. I haven't come across any with the built in screens yet. But be warned, due to the small size and cheap plastic, they heat up and often melt or catch fire after about 2 hours.
I had a PolyStation when I was a child. My PS1 was broken so I was happy that someone (I dont know who it was anymore) gave me a new PS1 as a present. But instead I had the worst console in my entire life. I even didnt had cartridges for it but I was able to play somehow
Fun fact: SONY and Nintendo ACTUALLY worked for the polystation. But there was a problem with nintendo... And they had to put the "Nintendo" part out of the console.
05:28 to 05:47 If anyone is wondering, this is in Greece. The writing on the card on the far left of the screen advises the would-be purchaser that they can buy batteries at the tills. Also, this is priced at 19,99 euros, around $21.44 and £17.21.
#6 pic was taken inside a Jumbo store in Greece.Jumbo stores sell all sorts of Chinese made crap here in Greece, and as long as I can recall, they had a console called PS-KID which was a polystation.
Sonic The Hedgehog Paper Mario is somewhere near here in the comment section just saying I subscribed to him and I think there used to be a Metal Mario on here as well but I might subscribe to you but I won't give any of your videos a like
How the fuck does that make sense? I wear a fedora, indiana jone refference, no logic, it's a real thing that has existed since 1991 that might have been used in that show.
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GamerBrain these were one of the fist consoles idiot
why wasnt the ouya on here heheehehehe
Mal Dibujante I didn't ask u dumbass
Those consoles are trash and you know it.
Mr_Cheefah well at least we had something to play dumbo what if it wasn't invented lol ur so dumb
Friend: Hey dude, you wanna play some GTA?
Me: Hell yeah i wanna play some grand theft auto!
Friend: I meant play some Game Theory Admiral...
Me: •__•
Stian Mayorga MATPAT is in the navy?
Stian Mayorga hi
Stian Mayorga TF Lol
I love you
GTA
"MOM! DAD! I'm gonna go play with my Dong, ok?!"
Grid ok just don’t with it for hours
Grid expand dong
If my kid were to say that I'd be like "say WHAT"
Ok
OK, but don't overheat it!
4:08 “Polystation: It's just not a game anymore.” It never was.
LOOOOOOLLLLL
LMFAO
🤣
They certainly weren’t wrong on that
4:45 Fun Fact: Sony was originally gonna get the help of Nintendo to make the Playstation, but due to the collab failing, Sony decided to make it their own thing.
I feel bad for kids in the 80's that got a Game Child instead of a Game boy.
Me too
I got a game child
ua-cam.com/video/6O3Ieqcpaxw/v-deo.html
Actually, this was released in the mid 90’s according to Ashens.
Tiger games
Original
Name: ouya
Look: PS4
Controller: Xbox one
Look:ps4 and xbox one side grill
He didn,t say whats inside / graphics quality
Or the game boomer
ua-cam.com/video/6O3Ieqcpaxw/v-deo.html
@@NiteDriv3r ????
Dad: What do you want for Christmas, Timmy?
Timmy: I want an iDong, Dad.
CaptainC541 Gaming and DBZ Ha ha
Why is that funny?!
Dad get to ur room ur grounded i dont no what it means buts its clearly dirty.
Roflmao
CaptainC541 you mean EXPAND DONG
4:56 Imagine someone walking over there and seeing that, thinking it's the unreleased Nintendo PlayStation.
dad: son what do u want for Christmas?
me: I'll have two number nines, a number nines large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
wel3l wel3l k.
wel3l wel3l why is he stealing big smokes order?!
Big smoke formlife
Translation:
I'll have two iDongs, an iDong Large, a PX-3600 with Extra Dip, a PolyStation, two Viis and two NDGs, one Vii and one NDG with Cheese, and a Large Soda.
(Extra Dip, Cheese and Large Soda are games btw)
im going to call the police
I laughed my ass off when they just used a stock image of a real gun for the lightgun image for the PolyStation
Brother and Sister fighting in bedroom
Mother yells out
Mother: What are you too fighting over now
Sister: He won't let me play with his Dong
Mother: Stephen let your sister play with your Dong
That sounds wrong
Brother : But mom, she hasn't washed her hands yet
Spy from Team Fortress 2: Well. That was idiotic.
That is so wrong in so many levels
But hey, that's just a Theory!
A Game Theory Admiral!
Kid knocks on door
Mother opens door
Kid: Hi
Mother: Oh hi
Kid: I'm here to play with Joey
Mother: Joey your little friends here
Joey: Hi man
Kids walk off and pass Joey's dad sitting on the lounge
Dad:Where are you too off too
Joey: We are going to my room to play with my Dong
Dad: Have fun boys... Wait what
😂
UMMMM
Game Child?
Pfft, I play the *_Game Kid_*
Ill play game *M A N*
I play game girl
I play the game *D E A D*
pfft, you call those cool,Well I have THE RETRO MINI HDMI GAME,
Noobs
@Aurous tssk tssk,no
4:30 "Its just not a game anymore!"
The box says it all XD
Time traveler: *Moves a chair*
The timeline: 4:46
I laughed so hard at game child
🤣😂
😂😂😂
XD
MLG No Scoper 44. Me too
I only cringed.
Jimmy: hey luke wanna come over?
Luke: yea sure. What will we do when i come over
Jimmy: we are gonna be playing with my idong dude.
Luke: you are weird.
If you're dad or mom buy you one of the consoles in this list they telling you that they don't love you.
Dead alternative *YOUR
Or they just can't afford the real ones and are trying thier best.
Id rather play with sticks and stones than these piles of shit lol
Freddy Nayeb this guy understands
RCRDC X 😂 I'm dead
Me: I want a PlayStation for my birthday
Dad: Ok. (Bought PoLyStAtion cuz it’s cheaper)
Me: Dad....WTF is this?
Dad: PlayStation! What else?
Me: Mom! I want a new Dad for my next birthday! 🤦🏻♂️
i feel you bruh
Poly station more like Playstation
@Sephiroth hey Xbox more like Xbxo
great video, you've earned yourself a subscriber 👌
Thanks for the support!
Seb whitman bro he ripped off danger dolans video
:O
Seb whitman I already subbed as well!
How in FREAKING HELL do these companies continue to exist?!? Shouldn't these companies be bankrupt so we don't have to see these?
Mat Pat needs the gametheory admiral
hah
TheAwesomePigGamer agreed
Who the fuck is mat pat
Jj Gerald Mat Pat is a game theorist
Wicked ROBLOX and Stuff to be honest i dont give a fuck about who he is
When I thought it couldn’t get any worse and that I couldn’t laugh anymore, the “chintendo v” literally freaking killed me 😂😂😂😂
Same
Game consoles got evil twins. Am I right?
Sherburne Family Yes
Roland Sherburne lol
Just like Goku
You are right
More like stupid twins
0:24 That Console is in one of The Amazing World Of Gumball Episodes Called 'The Console'
Wasn't the game child from the amazing world of gumball?
Made in chanior
The Game Child was made before that episode.
*TRIGGERED*
It predicted the future
Justin Show Badman.... The tv was a Sony ripoff
This is such a knock of the country is a knock of
Me: "mom can u buy me a ps3?"
Buys Polystation 3
"What a ripoff"
At least this one gave credit to ashens
His channel rules! :D
GamerBrain haha yeah I know
px 3 something is in Greece at jambo and cost 19,99 cents wtf it's not Greek but the foto Is from Greece why
GamerBrain whaaat you watch Ashens? He is very funny
Dimitrios Daratzikis γεια
I actually collect these in Brazil where they are really common and cheap (about $10).... specifically the Polystations, I have 1, 2, 3, 4 and they look like mini versions of the real ones, they have built in NES, SNES, GENESIS ROMS and some have cartridge slots. I haven't come across any with the built in screens yet. But be warned, due to the small size and cheap plastic, they heat up and often melt or catch fire after about 2 hours.
A knockoff UA-cam video about knockoff game consoles. We have gone full meta
@@matthewklahn7523 Ouch, that was meta of you.
Game theory channel: I always wanted a game of me
Ripoffs: Okay
Game theory: Not this type
It game boy advance was a great handheld...but that's just a theory...
A GAME THEORY!! ADMIRAL!!!
Sapphire Chica I'm baffled
GTA
GAME THEORY ADMIRAL
OMG!!! The best joke of the world.
@@anthonydelamare8612 :D
Fnaf
1:38
Why is there a pic of (Street Fighter 3) Yun? 🤣
Raise the dongers for parents who bought you a polystation....
Cri evritim
Smash Mari cry every time*
YOUR GRAMMAR WENT FROM DECENT TO TERRIBLE!
AND WHAT ABOUT THE BLANK SPACE?
I am sorry papa it wont happen again i swear!
@@contentdeleted1621 no need to attack somebody just because of their grammar
._.
Nah I GOT THE CLASSIC MINI HDMI
Now, I dare you to do a list of the "best" knockoff consoles.
on the bottom of the polystation, it also said "Namco". Sheesh, who would want that piece of crap anyway?
I do, I like tat.
Mega Jared X that was very popular were I live some years ago. A lot of people had one in their childhoods
The sarcasm throughout the commentary is Pure Gold... And ironically, Genuine
#4 sounds like a Chinese/indain guy said Nintendo Wii
Goat Simulator lol. "Chinese/Indian"
Goat Simulator Come on Im indian and i say "Nintendo Wii "
Goat Simulator Well YEAH its a CHINESE developer lol 😁
Ender Gamer lol
Chintendo Vii
Yeah...
My friend: What's that game console you've got there?
Me: That's just a theory. A *GAME THEORY*
I had a PolyStation when I was a child. My PS1 was broken so I was happy that someone (I dont know who it was anymore) gave me a new PS1 as a present. But instead I had the worst console in my entire life. I even didnt had cartridges for it but I was able to play somehow
but that's just a theory, a game theory! (admiral)
ya-boi-leafeon THANKS FOR WATCHING! *Game Theory outro*
Shut up guys!!!!!!!!
Samurai Gaming do you not get a simple, harmless joke? But what do I expect from someone with a sonic.exe that has no effort. But I drew my pic :)
ya-boi-leafeon Your profile pic succs
The HeroOfWinds you mean sucks?
“Well Junior What Do You Want For Christmas?” “I Want A *IDong* “
I'm so glad I don't have none of these games systems.
I don't have any of the bootlegs either
Me neither
Gabriel Allen double negative means you have some
At least I have a real PlayStation4 Slim/Pro/PS4
Do you know something
I do not have a consle
1:44 Atleast it has some shade/sun-blocking.
The PX-3600 is a mix of PS3, Xbox360,and Atari 2600,so that's why it has Atari-like graphics
You get pulled over, cop asks if there are drugs in the car. You say no, then the cop says what's in that bag? ......"PCP"
Cop: you mean PSP right??
There's also the pvp, an obvious rip off of the psp. Atleast it can play nes games but thats it
super karblack i had that too when i was a kid
i still have that, but its a different version, the pro, and it only plays bootlegs
Man Soulja boy sucks making consoles
3:15 That Eyedong thing for Christmas made my day xD
Timestamps (12 Worst Video Game Rip-Offs):
12. 0:23 Game Child (Game Boy clone)
11. 1:16 Game Theory Admiral (Game Boy Advance clone)
10. 2:01 WI vision (Nintendo Wii rip-off)
9. 2:41 iDong (Xbox 360 Kinect clone)
8. 3:22 PCP Station Game Advance (PlayStation Portable clone)
7. 4:07 PolyStation (PlayStation/PSX clone)
6. 4:58 PX-3600 (Atari 2600/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 clone)
5. 5:48 NEO Double Games (Nintendo DS clone)
4. 6:31 Jungle Tac Sport Vii (Nintendo Wii clone)
3. 7:14 PolyStation 3 (PlayStation 3 clone)
2. 8:04 OUYE (Ouya Clone [Console: PS4, Controller: Xbox One])
1. 8:54 Mega Drive Xtreme (Sega Genesis clone [Console: Xbox, Controller: PSX])
HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO GAME THEORY!!!!
I remember the sadness in my heart I felt back then when I got polystation as a gift 😣😣😣😣
I feel bad for you
Actually the Game Theory Admiral's cartridge placement doesn't seem bad. Its like a personal shadow creator.
Hey kids, wanna buy a piece of toaster
you uploaded this on the same day gameranx made a video about this
Matthew the Dragon Slaying Weeaboo true
Fun fact: SONY and Nintendo ACTUALLY worked for the polystation.
But there was a problem with nintendo... And they had to put the "Nintendo" part out of the console.
4:08 your worst nightmare!!
05:28 to 05:47 If anyone is wondering, this is in Greece. The writing on the card on the far left of the screen advises the would-be purchaser that they can buy batteries at the tills. Also, this is priced at 19,99 euros, around $21.44 and £17.21.
oh man, i enjoyed this vids so much, i laughed like crazy with all your jokes along!!!
#6 pic was taken inside a Jumbo store in Greece.Jumbo stores sell all sorts of Chinese made crap here in Greece, and as long as I can recall, they had a console called PS-KID which was a polystation.
This is literally just danger dolan's old video...HE SAYS THE SAME THINGS.....
DiamondDoesStuff i know
Yeah. He can’t come up with his own content. 🤣
Now its Planet Dolan
Yeah
It's exactly Danger Dolan's video
I like how one of the included items with the Nintendo Polystation was a GUN 🤣
4:12 the package says “it’s just not a game anymore!!”
On the Game Child all I can do is quote Gumball
"This is such a knockoff even the country it was made in is a knockoff."
Sony and Microsoft should jointly work and should make a console "PLAYBOX"
Good idea
Or Xstation!
next thing you know there is gonna be a PolyStation 5...
You should make a video of you ripping off Danger Dolan's video
0:42
Him: a very challenging.....
Me: (quote from avgn) CHALLENGING MY ASS
5:16 When You Say Installed I Thought I heard a Screech
They are often imitated, but never duplicated.
Wait.. the game child joke from the amazing world of gumball was actually a thing?
Mom:I got XBOX 1 on Christmas!
???:''opens the gift''
The gift:
6:22 DS for 10$
I know I’m late, but the game child was so bad it made an appearance in The Amazing World of Gumball
1:22 It's a Game Theory!
8:16 What is the song when the 10 second countdown was going?
@Christopher Roesch Oh ok thanks
OMG! The px-3600 is sold in a famous toy store in greece! WTF?
NoBodyWho i live in greece and i have never noticed it or even know that it existed. Common consoles are ps4 and x box s
WHAT I THINK THIS IS JUMBO GREECE IS MY COUNTRY AND WE HAVE A RIPOFF OF XBOX360
GreekGamingYT123 και εγω τωρα το προσεξα
And the Polystation you an find in cheesy lesser known electronic shops in Naples, Italy. LOL!
John Vartolomei Nobody cares that you speak Greek
Top 10 list of underrated UA-camrs who should be verified by October
10: GamerBrain
2018?
JayR Kulas here
JayR Kulas OF COURSE!
Yes
JayR Kulas me
JayR Kulas 2067?
5:33 this product is from a greek store called "jumbo" am living in Greece omg😂
Are you from Greece???
Είσαι Έλληνας ;;;;
5:58 I have one of this when I was a child. 😂
4:17 if the ps1 and the n64 had a kid
Well at least you didn’t buy an Xbox and get a box with an x on it! True eBay horror story!
3:25 ahh i see they were also trying to cut in on the drug market
Game child Is From the amazing world of gumball
Sonic The Hedgehog Paper Mario is somewhere near here in the comment section just saying I subscribed to him and I think there used to be a Metal Mario on here as well but I might subscribe to you but I won't give any of your videos a like
Was that before or after Ashens went on a quest for it?
But what is Amazing World of Gumball?
Actually, it's from reality, idiot.
5:22 The Controler Looks like a Bat-A rang
99% of comments
GAME CHILD WAS IN THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL!!!
I’m a Gumball fan too.
The PolyStation was also mentioned by Darwin. :3
I used to sell these at a mall kiosk to clueless grandparents looking for a deal and thought these were the real thing
_Game theory is shit_
Matpat: *WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA?!*
Dstroyer101 I actually love game theory
Dstroyer101 haha Boondocks reference
Spam This On Any Comment Section You Want It Is Really Shit
Poly station 3 is a crime..LMAOOO
Game child? Sound like a TAWOG reference
it is, it's hilarious
How the fuck does that make sense? I wear a fedora, indiana jone refference, no logic, it's a real thing that has existed since 1991 that might have been used in that show.
Half of these reminds me of what my grandma would get on an offbeat xmas
1:30 lmao Grand Theft Auto Confirmed
5:46 this PX-3600 was in a jumbo store in Greece, believe me I can read the yellow stickers from bellow
game child is seen in a gumball episode i dont remember what episode but the game boy was game child
1:24
Random Dude 1: I have Playstation
Random dude 2: I have Xbox
Matpat: I have Game Theory Admiral
GTA SA....?
No, its Game Theory Admiral SA
@Anony Mous no shit
4:40 that is illegal
1:18 SOMEBODY GET MATPAT!!!
YES
👌
6:32 'The Chintendo Vii'
This sounds like a Joe Chin ripoff... Ugh, he's always so full of himself, so I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised.