I tried 6 pirate game consoles from AliExpress

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  • @LinusTechTips
    @LinusTechTips  Рік тому +720

    Have you used any of these emulation boxes before? What have your experiences been? Let us know below!
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    • @jameskarlov
      @jameskarlov Рік тому +14

      I like money

    • @RedstoneFederation
      @RedstoneFederation Рік тому +27

      I will not be purchasing these products xoxo.

    • @cinnurgiants2277
      @cinnurgiants2277 Рік тому +11

      😎 Actually I have the Retro Monster which is similar power to Hyper base. I am very happy with it. I don’t care about more powerful systems because I grew up in the arcade. I love that I can play MAME games and the interface is great. Some do suck bad, like you pointed out.

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread Рік тому +10

      Okay whoever paired an NES controller with a Super Famicom is an expert troll.

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Рік тому +6

      kids have their phones theae days

  • @Gurgio
    @Gurgio Рік тому +15928

    "I wouldn't pilot a submarine with them" is my new favourite phrase to describe the quality of a controller

    • @Finnix.
      @Finnix. Рік тому +394

      Absolutly legendary sentence (also the scene is at 10:20)

    • @timox8
      @timox8 Рік тому +948

      As soon as i heard linus say that i went into the comments

    • @russmack11
      @russmack11 Рік тому +137

      Savage...

    • @Narcle0
      @Narcle0 Рік тому +237

      Agree. He said it so casually too. lol

    • @misaelheredia
      @misaelheredia Рік тому +179

      He tried saying it on another video but got stopped mid way “too early?”

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 Рік тому +1252

    At least those knockoff consoles come with actual games, even though they are pirated. When I was a kid, the "Gamestation" equivalent was called a "Polystation," and they always advertised themselves as having 200+ games, but what they often ended up having was 200 different versions of Tetris.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому +19

      And would be heavily advertised in EGM

    • @Master-Cunninglinguist
      @Master-Cunninglinguist Рік тому +59

      Core memory unlocked 🤣

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Рік тому +10

      *IT'S JUST NOT A GAME ANYMORE*

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 Рік тому +15

      There was also a generic famiclone that had a Playstation shaped shell but when you opened the top loader door it had a cartridge port where the cd player would be on a Playstation which made it look more accurate and also protected the port from dust, the controllers looked nothing like Playstation controllers though.

    • @senorchivo90
      @senorchivo90 Рік тому +18

      You can play any retro game you want, so long as it's Tetris, Frogger, or Snake!

  • @pelor92
    @pelor92 Рік тому +351

    FYi the schmoo at 3:54 is not used for obfuscation, but as an extreme form of cost cutting, as it is cheaper to glue the bare die to the pcb and wire bond out the IOs, as for commodity ICs packaging is more expensive than the die itself (this technique is heavily used in simple mass scale manufactured goods like calculators)

    • @straphyr
      @straphyr Рік тому +16

      I've also seen this with cards that play music. No packaging means no hard edges in the paper, just a bump, and they might be able to squeeze a few more cards in a box for shipping.

    • @Henchman1977
      @Henchman1977 Рік тому +3

      I just made the same comment... I don't even think it's extreme, just makes sense if you gonna do a fixed run like this.

    • @sphericalcow2762
      @sphericalcow2762 Рік тому +9

      you're right. i remember prying off the black glue from the pcb of an old calculator when i was a kid. good times XD

  • @erikhendrickson59
    @erikhendrickson59 Рік тому +265

    4:16 I especially like how the manual is in Russian but the diagram is labeled in Spanish.

    • @Xatarino
      @Xatarino 6 місяців тому

      Spanish?

    • @Mextalhead
      @Mextalhead 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@XatarinoSi el diagrama está en español, puedes ver las palabras pistola, casete de juego, control, consola y adaptador

    • @Xatarino
      @Xatarino 6 місяців тому

      @@Mextalhead wow 😱, Yo soy hablante nativo del idioma español 🙈🤭🍫

    • @Mextalhead
      @Mextalhead 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Xatarino Ostia chaval eso sí que mola 😲

    • @Xatarino
      @Xatarino 5 місяців тому

      @@Mextalhead también se ingles

  • @homestar92
    @homestar92 Рік тому +536

    A couple of those (specifically the ones that lack HDMI) aren't emulators - they're SoC implementations of actual NES hardware. Even the GameStation 5. The epoxy blob was covering the NOAC (Nintendo-on-a-chip) and the other component was a microcontroller for reading the USB ports and translating them to something that NES hardware can understand (a real NES uses a shift register to capture the controller state at a moment in time and then read it serially)

    • @TobyCowles
      @TobyCowles Рік тому +65

      And the NES on chip in general is not known for being a very faithful hardware recreation of the NES with many sound artifacts and inconsistent speed and low quality video output. Any time people talk about reverse engineered hardware being inherently better than software emulators I think of how good NES software emulation is (good enough that it is Speedrun legal) and I think of how bad the NES on chips are, ultimately it all comes down to implementation.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +28

      @@TobyCowles To be fair, that chip is probably older than you and never had a second revision to make it feature complete. If they'd kept developing it like emulation technology, then it'd be on par feature-wise and who knows, we might've seen other consoles get that treatment and work better than the emulators.

    • @TobyCowles
      @TobyCowles Рік тому +12

      @@anon_y_mousse oh certainly, they have been building those NES on chips basically unchanged since the mid 90s and a lot has changed in that time. And there are reasons why hardware based solutions should in theory be better, you just have so much more control of the signal timings when you are working with something that low level. But it increasingly feels like we are in a weird place where with enough optimization software solutions can actually achieve similar or better results to hardware based ones.
      The PicoFly vs HWFly for instance - the HWFly needed an FPGA to produce the glitch pulse with a precise enough timing to glitch a switch, and when the PicoFly was in development a lot of people were skeptical that a microcontroller could get a consistent glitch but it was able to.
      I would love to see hardware based clones of more recent consoles. But I doubt we ever will because by the time that the tools to properly produce reverse engineered hardware for a more complicated console are available the software solution will likely have had so much development time and optimization put into it that it isn't even worth it to bother with a hardware clone except for a few die hard people.
      Something like MISTER is I suppose a challenge to this theory - but that is still a relatively niche product that still focuses largely on older consoles.

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill Рік тому +7

      Do you actually know that last part? Because my assumption was that the chip on the carrier was the ROM with all the games on it, and the "USB ports" are just NES controller ports with USB connectors.

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill Рік тому +15

      Also another fun fact: NOACs have been so prolific and cheap to buy that when they made the Atari Flashback, they actually ported all the games to NES and used a NOAC rather than try to emulate a VCS.

  • @Preston_Rowe
    @Preston_Rowe Рік тому +891

    Linus, you should use the GS5 shell as a case for a tiny PC build. Would be a cool idea for a future video!

    • @StigDesign
      @StigDesign Рік тому +14

      so true :D the copy consoles is kind of cool with the design both gs5 and Hyper base fc :D bot be nice for special tiny pc build for retro :D

    • @TheAkashicTraveller
      @TheAkashicTraveller Рік тому +43

      Not sure you could do much other than put a single board computer in it.

    • @Preston_Rowe
      @Preston_Rowe Рік тому +12

      @@TheAkashicTraveller definetly would be a challenge! but they got a lot of creative genius there and Im sure they could get something cool. Probibly will have to use mobile/laptop parts or a Raspberry Pi

    • @ezequieljimenez3391
      @ezequieljimenez3391 Рік тому +17

      Maybe a raspberry PC/android OS that could run Nvidia GeForce now

    • @4uffin
      @4uffin Рік тому +3

      That would be one TINY ASS pc...

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 Рік тому +1015

    My parents almost bought one of these knockoffs for my birthday. Glad I told them that I didn’t need anything else.

    • @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2
      @rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 Рік тому +9

      lucky

    • @christiankm8820
      @christiankm8820 Рік тому +58

      ​@HeisenbergIsHerewow am i glad youtube has a translation feature built in

    • @monsterhunter445
      @monsterhunter445 Рік тому +67

      ​@HeisenbergIsHereholy smokes google translates spam too

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 Рік тому +35

      My parents once bought me a knock off that was more expensive than what I wanted.

    • @skydivenext
      @skydivenext Рік тому +21

      ​@@otherssingpuree1779my parent bought me a knockoff and I was grateful for them to care about me, you don't judge parents buddy
      Is your fault for not saying what you like

  • @TrapMusicNow
    @TrapMusicNow Рік тому +1594

    We need a list of the best emulators with software loaded for home built arcade cabinets. LETS GO

    • @ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Рік тому +10

      fr that would be amazing

    • @therevdidntdeserveit
      @therevdidntdeserveit Рік тому +38

      Just get a Mister FPGA with the jamma connector, the update all script grabs a shit load of arcade cores

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 Рік тому +32

      MAME is a well known arcade emulator, supports just about everything too.

    • @colinedits9892
      @colinedits9892 Рік тому +2

      RaccoonBox

    • @steel5897
      @steel5897 Рік тому +17

      Software: MAME and Retroarch
      For hardware emulation of course you want a Mister.

  • @psfilmsbob
    @psfilmsbob 4 місяці тому +18

    "I have the same information as you do" is about the greatest response there could possibly have been.

  • @Plondysaurus
    @Plondysaurus Рік тому +122

    When I set my Pi library up, I read a lot about N64 being a sticking point for some emulation infrastructures because of the way they were coded rather than a performance issue. It takes separate effort to properly emulate them which a lot of these guys may just decide is not worth it when they can throw thousands of other types of games on there and hit the target number for the page headline.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Рік тому +2

      Pi 3B sucks at PSX emulation. Barely playable.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Рік тому

      @@anon_y_mousse I have used both RetroArch and Bacocera(?) And neither plays PSX games properly so I gave up on them.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Рік тому

      @@anon_y_mousse **on PSX games, not the emulators

    • @scrub_jay
      @scrub_jay Рік тому +6

      Even Nintendo can't emulate their own shit perfectly. The recently released Switch Online version of Pilotwings 64 was criticized for running at a too-fast speed, effectively ruining the Birdman stages because you have to mash the button way more than you should.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Рік тому +1

      @@kanedaku You should try building from source then, because pcsx-rearmed always worked full speed for me. Just make sure you enable Neon so it utilizes the hardware more fully.

  • @upinarms79
    @upinarms79 Рік тому +92

    15:50 "if you're comfortable with the piracy and profiting off of other's IP..." Considering Nintendo and Sony's willingness to price jab for retro games these days... yeah, I don't have much sympathy for them. They're the ones raking in all the money while the original developers only see pennies on the dollar from it, anyway.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 4 місяці тому

      I think these products are for impoverished people who don’t have the funds to pay for IPs

    • @Rambo42088
      @Rambo42088 4 місяці тому +1

      This is underrated

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 4 місяці тому +5

      Remember folks, Linus has gone on record multiple times saying that he thinks adblockers are piracy.

    • @upinarms79
      @upinarms79 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@runed0s86 Linus has said a lot of dumb s**t over the years that he immediately backpedals on when he gets called out.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 місяці тому +2

      Linus is not exactly smart or wise.

  • @devils_468
    @devils_468 Рік тому +68

    10:22 damn Linus didn't have to do them like that

  • @Alex-oh5rt
    @Alex-oh5rt Рік тому +186

    10:20 loving the comparison of controllers to submarine piloting 😂

    • @diegoatlas
      @diegoatlas Рік тому +3

      I was looking for this comment hahaha

    • @yjytjet
      @yjytjet Рік тому

      @@diegoatlas Me too!

    • @etrur2595
      @etrur2595 Рік тому

      'I mean you're not wrongggg, but you didn't have to say itttt' vibes

  • @dark0821
    @dark0821 13 днів тому +2

    @6:47 the "X" and "O" are reversed is because they are probably running off a japanese playstation. In Japan, "X" is used to cancel "O" is used to confirm, where in Canada and US, it is the reverse where "X" is confirm and "O" is to cancel/go back. Learned pretty quick when relatives in Asia were sending games over for holidays and such~

  • @Jock257z
    @Jock257z Рік тому +71

    to be honest the lantern is quite useful, imagine trying to connect it behind the tv, with the lights off

  • @AnCapGamer
    @AnCapGamer Рік тому +53

    10:23 HAHAHAHA!!! "i would not pilot a submarine with them" Well Played, Linus!!

  • @yo.adrian
    @yo.adrian Рік тому +368

    Wow, just what I needed, a flashlight built into a game console.
    I bet it'll sell like hotcakes with that feature alone.

    • @Link200767
      @Link200767 Рік тому +11

      pretty sure it does sell like hotcakes to soccer moms, i mean soccer birth givers.

    • @factsnfeatures
      @factsnfeatures Рік тому +11

      Actually it's freaking awesome. Anyone who's ever tried to plug stuff into the back of a TV where is dark would agree with that.

    • @NineEyeRon
      @NineEyeRon Рік тому +1

      Ha I read that as flashlight at first

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors Рік тому

      I don't think that was an uncommon feature on old cheap plastic game thingies

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Рік тому +3

      @@Link200767 you're so funny

  • @Oaisus
    @Oaisus Рік тому +334

    The black dot on the pcb isn't to hide the chip under it. The black dot is the chip. It's cheaper to mount the silicon die directly onto the pcb rather than packaging it into a whole discrete chip which then has to soldered on separately.

    • @piskipa
      @piskipa Рік тому +21

      Yep, super common in pirated games too, chinese snes/gameboy repros use this approach a lot.

    • @treborrrrr
      @treborrrrr Рік тому +38

      I was honestly surprised Linus didn't know what it was. COBs or "Blobs" are everywhere.

    • @Oaisus
      @Oaisus Рік тому +21

      @@treborrrrr I've heard him talk about them before he could have just read it off the script without thinking or just forgot about it

    • @AkirIkasu
      @AkirIkasu Рік тому +12

      Between this and Linus not realizing the scaling and latency issues were from the TV I’m a bit disappointed.

    • @danny_dan4323
      @danny_dan4323 Рік тому +26

      @@AkirIkasu When they're as bad as shown, it's very likely not just the TV. I'll agree the video quality's the TV, but definitely not the input latency.

  • @kreezyFTW
    @kreezyFTW Рік тому +8

    You should test if there is anything malicious on them

  • @DrathVader
    @DrathVader Рік тому +20

    Remember, pirating Nintendo games is always morally correct.

  • @gogmazio
    @gogmazio Рік тому +499

    I was in an electronics store the other day, and I remember seeing a gameboy-looking pirate console with, I think, 500 games. I was tempted to check it out, but then I saw they were selling it for $80 USD; no way was I paying for that.

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 Рік тому +8

      Generally games cost 50 or more dollars so 80 dollars is not far off.

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd Рік тому +37

      ​@@kameljoe21 Those consoles only hold roms for, at the latest, ps1 games. Those aren't licensed either, so you're far better off downloading those roms yourself.

    • @ElShotte
      @ElShotte Рік тому +15

      ​@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd Yeah pretty much, rather than letting some random company (that had nothing to do with either games or the actual original hardware) that makes it's money on ripping other companies off. You might as well just rip the original company off directly, as you would be doing it anyway even purchasing a console as such.

    • @leonro
      @leonro Рік тому +5

      @@DanielFerreira-ez8qd PS1? Those with "only" 500 games will likely have an incomplete library of NES and gameboy at best, or more likely will be full of games from the Atari 2600 and C64. Those games were fun back then and can still be nice to play, but you'll probably get bored of them within 5-10 minutes. Not worth paying more than on any modern game that you might play for hours before being done with it.
      Edit: also PS1 library will likely be incomplete, since those games occupy a "large" amount of storage (hundreds of MB!). It's unlikely that they'll put PS1 games on something like an EMMC that's got up to 8GB of storage instead of a 16kb one on the NES.

    • @BenLA5
      @BenLA5 Рік тому +2

      80? I sold Paper Mario TTYD (gamecube) for $135 USD recently (NM disc, and manual) lol. Retro games paid for my new car...and house. 10/10 would recommend

  • @cobaltretrotech
    @cobaltretrotech Рік тому +121

    The first two systems are what are known as Famicom on a chip. They are a true software pirate's favorite way to produce NES clones, as they are very cheap compared to the Android boxes

  • @kira07
    @kira07 Рік тому +150

    plastic screws are actually more expensive than metal ones, those are probably nylon, and they used them probably because they did not want to crack acrylic cases, or maybe they just had them laying around from something else

    • @WXKFA
      @WXKFA Рік тому +4

      Cheap plastic screws that are one-time use only and super cheap metal screws that pop their head right off when you try to unscrew them. Evil.

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 Рік тому +1

      ​@@WXKFAI had an experience with those screws that break the heads off when you go to remove them.... Like 1/3 of them broke. The quality looked like an old document that was a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy.....

  • @solo-ion3633
    @solo-ion3633 Рік тому +10

    I've always been curious what's actually in these boxes, but never been game to find out. Thanks LTT for sating my curiosity.

  • @jeremypilot1015
    @jeremypilot1015 10 місяців тому +2

    Agree with Linus on playability for the price point. 30 bucks for a system that has some jank in it, we all can live with. It's when your $500 XBox Bricks on startup that blows peoples minds.

  • @Ratzmutz
    @Ratzmutz Рік тому +35

    Love how the manual at 4:23 is in Russian, but the illustration has labels in Spanish

    • @bean367
      @bean367 Рік тому +6

      It's also clearly Google translated Russian

    • @vmakar85
      @vmakar85 Рік тому

      @@bean367 да (yes) 😝

  • @MazLad
    @MazLad Рік тому +19

    That submarine controller comment caught me off guard. Great stuff.

  • @hunterchasens835
    @hunterchasens835 Рік тому +84

    I think a lot of those "analog" controllers mapped to a D-pad which is why there was such a large dead zone.

    • @KagoK
      @KagoK Рік тому +6

      @@murtisoft but you can also program the controller so that when the joystick is in some quadrant, it maps to a d-pad input rather than a joystick input

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 Рік тому +1

      @@murtisoft You're not wrong that quality and design varies, but it's also common for controllers to be set up wildly incorrectly by lazy devs, especially for bootleg stuff. For example, I had an N64 USB controller and even with the well known and popular Project64 it worked horribly until I went into the settings and messed with the calibration and sensitivity sliders and by the time I was done it was just about as good as a real N64 controller. If devs get even lazier and just map the analog joystick to digital D-pad inputs (not uncommon at all), it will be even worse.

  • @Th3_Native
    @Th3_Native 11 місяців тому +2

    I love these types of videos. Testing older or off the wall tech.

  • @NiFeGetsTubey
    @NiFeGetsTubey Рік тому +7

    A note about only having two dongles for four controllers: KinHank states that you can use one dongle per two controllers. Though from what I understand, it's a bit tricky to set up. I've only needed just one controller.

    • @mycenotaph
      @mycenotaph Рік тому

      yeah i have a kinhank console, can confirm
      seriously though those controllers are TRASH, they're passable for grandma's house give it to a five year old but if you are an adult with more than $10 to your name, buying an 8bitdo usb controller is totally worth the money for those android consoles (and it'll work on your computer, too)

  • @Bro3256
    @Bro3256 Рік тому +63

    5:18 that's Hudson Soft's Nuts & Milk originally released for the Famicom on July 20, 1984 releasing on the same day as Lode Runner
    it's actually a historically important game for being one of the first third party releases on a Nintendo console

    • @modarkthemauler
      @modarkthemauler Рік тому +6

      I remember playing it on a knock off snes console way back in 1999.

  • @kevingollner552
    @kevingollner552 Рік тому +123

    I think it's time to do the opposite of "the cheapest emulators/consoles" and look at the biggest and best. The one you never need to replace and don't have to go to grandma's house to play. I'm talking about the Megacade from Extreme Home arcades. I'd love to see a deep dive into this machine. It would also be great to know how to build our own arcade based PC for home.

  • @dogbog99
    @dogbog99 Рік тому +17

    “I wouldn’t pilot a submarine with them”

  • @theglitch99
    @theglitch99 10 місяців тому +4

    Grandma, nowadays, buys Little Timmy the best gaming consoles out or Little Timmy wont visit!😂

  • @pr0xZen
    @pr0xZen Рік тому +2

    The "schmoo" is a super common, low-cost way of adding cheap, bare silicon dies to pcbs. The bonding leads that would typically connect the silicon die inside a molded casing, to its external legs or pads, is instead bonded directly to pads on the pcb. Then the fragile silicon die and bonding leads get covered in a blob of epoxy to protect them.

  • @noodleman9945
    @noodleman9945 Рік тому +11

    3:10 Linus really scared me into thinking we were going to get another sponsor segue.

  • @OlafsLeftArm
    @OlafsLeftArm Рік тому +82

    Love the new submarine standardization for game controllers 😂

  • @craigcharlesworth1538
    @craigcharlesworth1538 Рік тому +29

    I think there was a legit Sega licenced plug-and-play that came in that Sonic shaped controller shell. Presumably they sold off the tooling afterwards and it's now just used as a generic controller shell for any Chinese bootleg going.

  • @BeelZAbaaL
    @BeelZAbaaL Місяць тому +2

    this is the definition of "we have that at home"

  • @jjmtz89853
    @jjmtz89853 Рік тому +1

    6:49 I think the Arcade Box’s “X” and “O” are reversed because that’s how the PlayStation controllers were configured in Japan until around the PS3.

  • @Patrick2480
    @Patrick2480 Рік тому +28

    Beats of Rage was a single fan tribute game had sprites/graphics from the Streets of Rage games, then it got turned into its own engine that you can make a customable Beat em up game from any franchise out there ie Ultimate Double Dragon, Atomiswave was an arcade system like the Neo Geo, in fact SNK developed games after discontinuing their NG

  • @Evan-rn3kc
    @Evan-rn3kc Рік тому +20

    The "shmoo" on the GS5 is a silicon die directly bonded to the PCB. It's called "'chip on board" and is cheaper than bonding to a separate package.

  • @thesoundofheli
    @thesoundofheli Рік тому +123

    In a sense, I'm quite uninterested in tech. But I just keep watching LTT due to the crazy amounts of charisma on display by most hosts. Linus and his energy and honesty are just so inspirational to me that after 3 years of watching LTT, I had to drop a comment. Please, keep doing what you doing because I get to laugh and smile for free once a day. Thank you!

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 Рік тому +2

      Man, this is positive and all, but you can't seriously just left out his co-host.

  • @SDMasterYoda
    @SDMasterYoda Рік тому +2

    10:45 anyone that claims the N64 controller joystick had massive dead zones, never actually used an N64 controller. Of course it had long term durability issues, but outside of that it was incredibly accurate.

  • @cantworkitout
    @cantworkitout Рік тому +2

    when I was a kid we couldn't afford a console, or my parents at least thought they were a waste of money, but at some point they got us a "Super 88"... It was a Nintendo 64 controller that had 88 games in it (though there were a bunch of double ups). They were all NES games, a couple of which you played on the "Gamestation 5" that I totally forgot about until you played them, lol. I still have absolutely no idea where my parents got the thing, since it was around the year 2000, I was 8-10 years old, we didn't have the internet at home, let alone a computer, but me and my 2 brothers spent hours on the thing.

  • @FriendlyRivals
    @FriendlyRivals Рік тому +37

    That submarine joke was out of left field and absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @-SeventeenF
    @-SeventeenF Рік тому +15

    4:15 The visible portion of the manual, translated (yes, it makes as much sense in Russian as it does here):
    GAME STATION
    Read the instruction :
    1. Connect the detail, as shown on the picture .
    2. Teleprogramme :
    May watch television only when game console is turned off .
    3. How to Play :
    After connect the game device to the television . Please carefully read the description .
    1). Turn on the television .
    2). Choose the channel for this gaming device using the VHF channel switcher , then plug the audio-video cable into the AV input of the television and

  • @hellothereme5719
    @hellothereme5719 Рік тому +15

    I love how for the gs5 the manual is in russian but the labeling for the extremely helpful graphic is in Spanish.

    • @quest-fish
      @quest-fish Рік тому +2

      thought i was the only one who noticed lmao

    • @Xabbath
      @Xabbath Рік тому +1

      For a moment I thought I knew Russian when I read the image. Nope.

    • @Opinionatorr
      @Opinionatorr Рік тому

      That was so funny.

  • @jimihayes2763
    @jimihayes2763 10 місяців тому +1

    Id love to be a fly on the wall at the poor kids xmas when grandma says " i brought that playstation 5 gizmo you wanted sweetheart"

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF Рік тому

    Can't wait for you to start reviewing all those after-market retro consoles that actually play NES/SNES/Genesis games, all the Hyperkin Retrons and all that.

  • @prymus141
    @prymus141 Рік тому +14

    Just FYI: Those controllers from 4:00 ARE NOT USB 2.0 The pinout on the board and the controller is used differently.

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 Рік тому +17

    That one with the cartridge shaped drive is kind of cool.

    • @JackieBright
      @JackieBright Рік тому

      I've actually thought about doing that before, but it would probably be better and simpler to use a more simple communication standard to send just the id of the cartridge and load it from an SSD inside the console

  • @boblatte123
    @boblatte123 Рік тому +11

    12:14 DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO MY BOY BANJO

    • @diamondrocks2266
      @diamondrocks2266 Рік тому +2

      It’s the “make Microsoft money demon” that has possessed Rare into releasing $40+ of Sea Of Thieves cosmetics every month

  • @familhagaudir8561
    @familhagaudir8561 5 місяців тому

    Some of those are perfectly acceptable. Crazy value for the ones that can run endless games on emulator with TWO functional controlers.

  • @sourhour3403
    @sourhour3403 Рік тому +1

    I used to have a tiiiiny handheld console like this with a screen built in, and recently I bought another one. Though these contain only knockoffs, not any roms from real games. I actually really like them, not as a main-stay gaming device or anything but definitely for roadtrips and such. They have RIDICULOUS battery life, and you can always just bring spares.

  • @Daniel10663
    @Daniel10663 Рік тому +13

    5:08 "i have the same information you do" brooo that took me outtt 💀💀

  • @redwolfe3343
    @redwolfe3343 Рік тому +12

    What is truly amazing about these kinds of consoles is that they often dont have the number of games they advertise. They have that amout of programs sure but often they use rom hacks of games already on system or they have duplicate titles to pad out the numbers. I have seen some where some of them are broken to be unplayable in some. Truly these things are a work of art. You cant fake this kind of awful.

    • @cehaem2
      @cehaem2 Рік тому +2

      They just download whatever they can off the internet and stick it on the memory card,

    • @scrub_jay
      @scrub_jay Рік тому

      There's a long precedent for this in gaming. Remember Action 52?

  • @98ahni
    @98ahni Рік тому +6

    _"Look at the dead zone!"_
    Yes, that's what happens when you play a *D-pad* game with a joystick.

  • @Plondysaurus
    @Plondysaurus Рік тому

    Throwing out the "I wouldn't pilot a submarine with them" and then not even winking or flinching or reacting in anyway was for some reason very funny for me...

  • @Vnifit
    @Vnifit Рік тому

    At 3:51 the "schmoo" on the board is not because they are trying to hide anything, but is actually just what's called a "chip-on-board"; the raw chip is glued to the PCB and small gold wires are connected directly to the board from the chip before it is covered in this black epoxy to protect it. It is a cost saving measure, as you don't need to pay for the package and pads. If you've ever opened a cheap electronic such as a calculator, you will almost certainly see this inside them.

  • @tomdgardner
    @tomdgardner Рік тому +42

    I was hoping you would peek into the Retro Gaming Handheld scene; maybe a future episode of this?
    So many to pick from, more features and cheaper than the options shown here.
    -Retroid Pocket 3+
    -Miyoo Mini Plus
    -DataFrog SN2000
    and many more!

    • @douglas215
      @douglas215 Рік тому +3

      Yeah! I got the RG35XX and with custom OS it is amazing little device!

    • @vixox314
      @vixox314 Рік тому +6

      adding to the list:
      -Anbernic RG35xx
      -Powkiddy X55
      -Retroid Pocket Flip
      -AYN Odin Lite
      and maybe if is possible:
      -PS Vita with homebrew
      -3DS with homebrew

    • @luhibi1220
      @luhibi1220 Рік тому +1

      They already did take a look at it before, an updated video would still be nice

  • @brianmosleyb9104
    @brianmosleyb9104 Рік тому +51

    Id love to see you guys do a write up like this on the pirate game HDD "consoles" . They come loaded with games all they way up to current consoles and is set up as a plug and play type system but using a PC. They're between 40 and 100$ and seem a little too good to be true

    • @brianmosleyb9104
      @brianmosleyb9104 Рік тому +2

      @ISCARI0T AliExpress

    • @L_Zant
      @L_Zant Рік тому +1

      RGT 85 reviews a few of them if you are interestes

  • @Evontiure
    @Evontiure Рік тому +58

    Caution with malware with these, pretty similar to the android tv boxes and those were found with malware pre installed or with major security flaws in the past

    • @elnkr2603
      @elnkr2603 Рік тому +12

      I mean, to be fair, you don't need to connect them to the internet. Plugging anything you care about into them or vice versa, though, could be scary.

    • @spritely
      @spritely Рік тому +23

      bro literally mentions this in the video

    • @Liminal.Headspace
      @Liminal.Headspace Рік тому +1

      ​@@spritelyNo, he mentioned only the Android Tv box, which is an old trend. OP said that all these consoles can be full of malware.

    • @PeterParker-vq2cz
      @PeterParker-vq2cz Рік тому +3

      @@Liminal.Headspace guy in video said that too rofl

    • @Mreverydaythings
      @Mreverydaythings Рік тому

      Most of emulator ones have no way to connect to a network anyway, I'm sure the ones that connect the controller via Bluetooth can cause some issues, but most of them things have no way of connecting anyway, now if your gonna try plugging one of the micro SD cards into a connected device then that is a whole different story lol

  • @Captain.CharChar
    @Captain.CharChar Рік тому +1

    "I wouldn't pilot a submarine with them" yep Linus knew what he was doing and im all for it

  • @Pilotgeek
    @Pilotgeek Рік тому

    Some cheaper systems like the GS5 may not be using emulation, but the good old NOAC or "NES on a Chip", which is literally an entire reverse engineered NES designed into a single hardware chip package.

  • @zeikjt
    @zeikjt Рік тому +8

    14:42 almost certainly the laser cut acrylic burned because bad QC, and everyone knows how nasty burnt/melted plastic smells

  • @taylorrkenneth
    @taylorrkenneth Рік тому +110

    Even with controller deadzones, that FC box definitely seems worth the buy at $ 65. Especially as a gift for someone who wants to get into retro games but doesn't feel comfortable getting into emulation and piracy.

    • @therealmistermemer
      @therealmistermemer Рік тому +47

      That's literally all it does, emulation and piracy.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 Рік тому +3

      It's still not cool to make money from emulation scene just to be honest with you, all of this knock-off console, they literally stole everything from roms to emulator.

    • @rickyricardo3551
      @rickyricardo3551 Рік тому +13

      ​@White_Tiger93 yes because Nintendo sure deserves that respect(Not)

    • @constitutionalright827
      @constitutionalright827 Рік тому +1

      Not that I care but by getting it and giving it to them, you're literally BOTH into emulation and piracy...

    • @cannonballer44
      @cannonballer44 Рік тому

      lmfao@@therealmistermemer

  • @scott2100
    @scott2100 Рік тому +32

    My parents would have totally bought me and my siblings a Gamestation 5 if we all were born 25 years later, as proof they bought us Neogeo Pocket Colots instead of Gameboys because they were on sale and thought that they were the same thing
    And yes, I'm still angry

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 Рік тому +7

      Neogeo pocket colors are actually better in some regards even if they aren't what you wanted. And rarer too, worth more today than gbcs.

    • @scott2100
      @scott2100 Рік тому +1

      @stigrabbid589 if I could find the NGP's, I'd sell them now, biggest problem with them is the game library definitely not being Nintendo's

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr Рік тому

      ​@scott2100 This. Hey, at least you have like, 1000 different fighting games!

  • @Otis151
    @Otis151 Рік тому

    OMG. i as just about to say Linus is trying so hard not to just break the thing open, then the next shot is him ripping it open with his bare hands. god bless him.

  • @GatCat
    @GatCat 5 місяців тому

    Beats of Rage was originally a furiously fast xxx game rented out in adult arcades. The machines weren’t cleaned regularly though. 😬

  • @Tech.Closet
    @Tech.Closet Рік тому +31

    I reviewed a similar game stick console from Temu, it has 10 000 + retro games on it, and for 30 $ it is actually pretty good entertainment for some time.

    • @operatorfig
      @operatorfig Рік тому

      Big bet. You got a new follower

    • @Tech.Closet
      @Tech.Closet Рік тому +2

      ​@@operatorfig Thank you! I try to make quality content

  • @onabikewithadrone
    @onabikewithadrone Рік тому +6

    Wrt Game Station 5 manual. In the early 90s Russian (and former USSR) market was flooded with NES clone called Dandy. There were two ways of connecting it: using RCA connectors for video/audio and the one shown in the manual. You would use the latter in case your TV does not have RCA. Then you plug RCAs from the console into a special box and you connect the box via coaxial cable to your TV's VHF input. Then you tune the channel et voila, you are playing. Additional fun was in the fact that these RCA-to-coaxial boxes were cheaply made and were basically acting as transmitters. So you could tune into someone else's game session and just watch it :) Granted, the range was just couple of apartments, but still.
    And the picture in the manual shows one of the versions of the console which included light gun. Although, I have no idea why captions on the figure are in Italian

    • @mal0gen
      @mal0gen Рік тому

      Were the Dandy games good?

    • @onabikewithadrone
      @onabikewithadrone Рік тому

      @@mal0gen they were the same as on NES. I do not know how it worked, but my bet is that game "cartridges" were not original :D And also there were a lot of 999..9-games-in-one cartridges. These were terrible as you may guess (usually its Super Mario, Tetris and some other lightweight stuff). But the real games were all the rage: multiple TMNTs, Micro Machines and a lot of other games I can't remember now

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w Рік тому +7

    I love the shoddy knockoffs that have been made to resemble some console but which are 99% empty inside (and could have been made significantly smaller if they didn't try to copy the appearance of the other console).

  • @Jacky_man542
    @Jacky_man542 Рік тому

    I have a Arcade Box and I love it.Plays loads of arcade games and play it for SNES more than anything,but it gets used loads.

  • @tabletkidofficial
    @tabletkidofficial 5 місяців тому +1

    The FamiClone is a keychain. That’s why it’s so small, and why it has the flashlight. They stuffed a Famicom emulator into a friggin’ keychain.

  • @vicorp
    @vicorp Рік тому +11

    I've had a few of these type boxes. The best & easiest was the Super Console X King like the one Linus has in the video. It might not be able to play everything (mostly no PS2 & beyond), there is enough on there that you don't miss them much. The fact it can do AtomisWave was quite welcome. Other than that, I use a hacked PS Classic with USB sticks or an i5-10400F system I tossed together just for emulation.

  • @sarithU
    @sarithU Рік тому +14

    Man the new videos are enjoyable and adventures , love to see more like this linus , keep up the good work linus and the crew ❤️🎉

  • @tramcrazy
    @tramcrazy Рік тому +19

    That Arcade Box uses standard emulators and EmulationStation (similar to RetroPie) so that’ll be why you’re getting a much better experience compared to some of the more basic ones.

    • @braddl9442
      @braddl9442 Рік тому +2

      Yeah I found that what it comes with is pretty solid. I have two and clone what it comes with to a bigger SD card and put more stuff on it when I got one for by niece who just wanted something to play retro games. Its emulation on a lot of dreamcast stuff is pretty solid. PSP can be a bit hit or miss.

    • @ManOnTheDune
      @ManOnTheDune Рік тому +4

      It's solid had it for almost 2 years just add better controllers.

    • @braddl9442
      @braddl9442 Рік тому

      @@ManOnTheDune You can buy your own. I found a bunch that work with it so there is that.

  • @sevren
    @sevren 10 місяців тому +1

    Gotta love instructions in Spanish and Russian, gives be 80's Cuba vibes

  • @Jaburezu
    @Jaburezu Рік тому +1

    Hot damn! Y'all just reminded me of some of my favorite childhood games that I have long forgotten: "Field Combat" and "Milk and Nuts".
    I could have left this world without remembering these gems even once. Thanks so much for that!

  • @LockonKubi
    @LockonKubi Рік тому +15

    NES emulator boxes have been around for years, personally I'm more intrigued by the ones that emulate later consoles.

  • @riston7264
    @riston7264 Рік тому +6

    1:40 You take that back!

  • @dorongrossman-naples9207
    @dorongrossman-naples9207 Рік тому +8

    7:51 excuse me but wtf am I looking at

  • @GroupNebula563
    @GroupNebula563 Рік тому

    alternative title: man who has never played a bootleg game fascinated by the concept of a plug n play for seventeen minutes and thirty three seconds

  • @Validole
    @Validole Рік тому

    "schmoo on here" - Linus, look up COB (Chip on Board) construction, it's fascinating. That's basically a bare die glued and wire bonded to a PCB, and epoxied to protect the bonds and against light.

  • @braddl9442
    @braddl9442 Рік тому +17

    The Emulation set up on the Arcade Box is actually really solid. And most stuff from NES up to more then you expect Dreamcast games run well on it. But you have to get a bigger mem card if you want to put a PS1 and Dreamcast library on it cause the 64gig it comes with is not going to cut it.

    • @AndyMitchellUK26
      @AndyMitchellUK26 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I just picked one up and opted for the 64GB model then just purchased a 128GB Integral card. I removed a load of the oldest games and kept everything from Master System/NES and newer on there. I added some PS1 games and it still has 50GB free. Cloning the card was fun though as the box didn't like it at first. I had to do a sector by sector clone then expand the partition to get it to work. It was definitely well worth it though.

    • @grantschubach5163
      @grantschubach5163 Рік тому

      Yes, the Arcade Box is pretty good . Have no complaints or no issues with it

  • @letsplay135
    @letsplay135 Рік тому +17

    The way Linus plays pirate console like it normal got me dying 😂😂

  • @YonatanAvhar
    @YonatanAvhar Рік тому +10

    3:54 They don't use the schmoo because they don't want you to know what chip that is. It's called a COB (Chip On Board), and it's essentially a bare die connected to the PCB via bond wires, and the black epoxy blob is there to protect it since there's no conventional package like with a proper packaged and soldered chip

    • @bnjbhkj
      @bnjbhkj Рік тому +2

      yet another UA-camr who says things when they don't know what they are talking about. I really feel like LTT has gone downhill big time.

    • @RedStripeMedia
      @RedStripeMedia Рік тому +3

      There is similar anti reverse engineering epoxy. They arent here for electrical engineering. Theyre an entertainment channel always have been but usually are a great fun fast reference

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat Рік тому +1

    "These aren't the most amazing of controllers- I wouldn't pilot a submarine with them.." Ouch.... yikes. I felt that one.

  • @grxzzly94
    @grxzzly94 2 місяці тому +1

    4:17 the Sam Rainey Spiderman text font had me laughing 😂

  • @widowmaker777
    @widowmaker777 Рік тому +9

    11:07 might want to censor that screen too

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll9108 Рік тому +12

    04:22 Lol... Manual Russian, picture Spanish... they clearly stole the picture from a Spanish manual of a different device.

  • @fried169
    @fried169 Рік тому +13

    would love to see a video on retro-handhelds, preferably not just simple fami-clones that are everywhere. Theres a lot of really cool stuff out there like the miyoo mini or a bunch of stuff from anbernic. There's whole dev communities around these things too with stuff like OnionOS and other custom operating systems.

  • @jayramirez5379
    @jayramirez5379 10 місяців тому +1

    The GS5 manual is in Russian but the picture is in Spanish “Casete de juego” game cartridge

  • @dustinwebb7720
    @dustinwebb7720 8 місяців тому

    The guy who played a game fruit game with you and said " I have the same information you do..." I actually laughed out loud, perfect delivery of a nonsense situation. Cheers !

  • @protogenxl
    @protogenxl Рік тому +6

    0:38 Linus channeling @StevenHe

  • @eldukedrino
    @eldukedrino Рік тому +7

    i miss emily doing retro gaming stuff :( hopefully she makes a comeback when she's comfortable!

  • @alaskanmalamute101
    @alaskanmalamute101 Рік тому +3

    11:07 Worth the $61 for Bad Ass Babes 🤣🤣

  • @Dragon228833
    @Dragon228833 8 місяців тому

    “As a 9 year old visiting grandma in the summer”
    I literally had one of these for that purpose back in the day. My mom got it for me at a flea market