TAKING OMAHA BEACH WITH A 1911 | Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond

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  • @thatguy7444
    @thatguy7444 3 роки тому +22341

    “A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson”
    Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 3 роки тому +3987

    "Is he a high-ranking German?"
    "Worse."
    "He's *_F R E N C H._* "

  • @-Sirens-
    @-Sirens- 3 роки тому +6195

    “Is he a high ranking German?!”
    “Worse.....he’s French”
    Actually had me cracking tf up

    • @Philiph6
      @Philiph6 3 роки тому +284

      It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 3 роки тому +112

      @@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)

    • @ehoua
      @ehoua 3 роки тому +22

      Oui!!!

    • @tk2394
      @tk2394 3 роки тому +57

      you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 роки тому +102

      Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.

  • @theheroneededwillette6964
    @theheroneededwillette6964 Рік тому +627

    10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.

  • @porgus4001
    @porgus4001 Рік тому +389

    “Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.”
    -John Wick

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman Рік тому +9

      “He once killed three men in a bar-”
      “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.”
      “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”

    • @codghostking
      @codghostking 10 місяців тому +2

      A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman 10 місяців тому +1

      @@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos

  • @ruskioperator9863
    @ruskioperator9863 3 роки тому +2293

    “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944

    • @SekenStrm
      @SekenStrm 3 роки тому +34

      Who knew water guns were that powerful

    • @X-KH4N-X
      @X-KH4N-X 3 роки тому +15

      I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.

    • @shortpopsicle2573
      @shortpopsicle2573 3 роки тому +14

      Its pressure washing their skin from their bones

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 3 роки тому +20

      "I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 2 роки тому +3

      @@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here

  • @fourzer0seven
    @fourzer0seven 3 роки тому +6415

    00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu

  • @Ammiad
    @Ammiad Рік тому +320

    Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"

    • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
      @CFA-44_Nosferatu 9 місяців тому +13

      I would absolutely join in

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost 5 місяців тому +3

      I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Місяць тому

      @@SuitedGhost Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Місяць тому +1

      @@SuitedGhostYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost Місяць тому

      @@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.

  • @MultiFan30
    @MultiFan30 Рік тому +139

    Badger: "is a pencil a weapon"
    Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm or damage to structures"

  • @Lowecust
    @Lowecust 3 роки тому +3486

    "Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 роки тому +130

      The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.

    • @julienpele1249
      @julienpele1249 3 роки тому +61

      Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 3 роки тому +56

      They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough

    • @jamesreese7885
      @jamesreese7885 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/EE-xtCF3T94/v-deo.html

    • @jakedakin1
      @jakedakin1 3 роки тому +45

      Frenchmen vs other nations? No
      Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good

  • @ashdogLIVE
    @ashdogLIVE 3 роки тому +12206

    the funniest part to this is the fact that his window was completely open and thinking that someone watched him do this without his knowledge lol.

    • @marleytarver9759
      @marleytarver9759 3 роки тому +174

      holy shit ash i didnt think u would be here

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 3 роки тому +138

      living on the 30th something floor would probably lead to him falling out xD

    • @dimplesofconcentration7692
      @dimplesofconcentration7692 3 роки тому +31

      Yeah facebook

    • @Br00tz966
      @Br00tz966 3 роки тому +20

      inb4 Ash clout chasing in others comment sections
      get that money

    • @extinctiongaming3556
      @extinctiongaming3556 3 роки тому +14

      @@Br00tz966 I wouldn't say that so belligerently. Some people take offense when you say their favorite UA-camr is clout chasing

  • @Zachary-po8qw
    @Zachary-po8qw Рік тому +75

    11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand."
    German artillery shell: And I took that personally.

  • @M_Man4409
    @M_Man4409 2 роки тому +138

    11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 3 роки тому +8702

    As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 2 роки тому +205

      What did he say?

    • @Earthlord23
      @Earthlord23 2 роки тому +1201

      @@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 2 роки тому +132

      Thanks bro

    • @simonbergers4577
      @simonbergers4577 2 роки тому +72

      @Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻

    • @itstachi5737
      @itstachi5737 2 роки тому +313

      Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.

  • @zacbaker2696
    @zacbaker2696 2 роки тому +171

    I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.

    • @OctoPoct05
      @OctoPoct05 Рік тому

      You spelt Wii with an extra W

    • @doge9011
      @doge9011 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@OctoPoct05i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 Рік тому +76

    I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up

  • @kingmute3182
    @kingmute3182 3 роки тому +498

    Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.”
    Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 3 роки тому +3072

    Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 Рік тому +206

    -Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses
    Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."

  • @mrbrimstone7115
    @mrbrimstone7115 Рік тому +26

    8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold

  • @goose93
    @goose93 2 роки тому +1534

    Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"

    • @theprancing
      @theprancing Рік тому +139

      *catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult Рік тому +57

      Starts doing a drum solo

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +87

      Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.

    • @i_like_nerf_memes
      @i_like_nerf_memes Рік тому +44

      Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”

    • @mrvolkec1186
      @mrvolkec1186 Рік тому +20

      In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil

  • @Darkhanel
    @Darkhanel 3 роки тому +622

    Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit..
    Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe

    • @OtakuAnimeStyle
      @OtakuAnimeStyle 3 роки тому +8

      Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 3 роки тому +13

      Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 3 роки тому +11

      @@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 Рік тому +31

    1:25 FTANG!!!!!
    7:13 Garand ping
    8:38 German
    9:08 John Wick
    9:13 catch chuckle nuts

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 10 місяців тому +10

    French vs other countries: retreat!
    French after being conquered: relentless perseverance
    French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*

  • @Daedalus-BC308
    @Daedalus-BC308 3 роки тому +858

    "I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun."
    That's a sentence that has never said before in history.

    • @davidpeebles8349
      @davidpeebles8349 3 роки тому +17

      French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 3 роки тому +11

      @@davidpeebles8349 yes

    • @scunt461
      @scunt461 3 роки тому +21

      "I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer

    • @gru9826
      @gru9826 2 роки тому +1

      And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2

    • @peppercorn2782
      @peppercorn2782 2 роки тому +1

      @@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 3 роки тому +504

    Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward
    Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair

  • @whitewolf2030VR
    @whitewolf2030VR Рік тому +55

    Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung)
    Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying

  • @davidnaidoo4124
    @davidnaidoo4124 Рік тому +6

    Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK"
    Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43

  • @YousufUqaili
    @YousufUqaili 3 роки тому +387

    “Paterson, fire a warning shot”
    “Sir this is a V2 rocket”
    “Did I stutter”

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 3 роки тому +11

      Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!

    • @todx15
      @todx15 3 роки тому +1

      no, but i do 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 роки тому +1

      The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 роки тому +1

      @@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???

  • @sumguy12345etc
    @sumguy12345etc 3 роки тому +315

    "Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said.
    "Its a waste of resources" they said.
    "CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf 3 роки тому +7

      Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 роки тому +2

      I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ 3 роки тому +1

      Shaped explosive solves all problems

  • @quinnzyker6521
    @quinnzyker6521 Рік тому +10

    M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun

  • @tr1nity335
    @tr1nity335 2 роки тому +23

    7:27 Tiktok piano tutorials be like:

  • @shademorningstar
    @shademorningstar 3 роки тому +2552

    *random german or french arguing*
    "English please"
    "We are missing some good discourse here"
    Badger : oui

  • @N-A404
    @N-A404 Рік тому +5

    "I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good"
    I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later

  • @IdkBig_guy
    @IdkBig_guy Рік тому +9

    Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “

  • @steamdemon
    @steamdemon 3 роки тому +264

    Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here."
    Badger - "OUI"
    -TABG flashbacks-

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI 3 роки тому +2

      That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”

    • @gladiater56
      @gladiater56 3 роки тому +1

      Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it

    • @Mercer9201
      @Mercer9201 3 роки тому +3

      The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing

    • @chaosinsurgent931
      @chaosinsurgent931 3 роки тому +1

      Oui

  • @Masked.Schwa.
    @Masked.Schwa. 2 роки тому +2842

    Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"

    • @therealMarine101
      @therealMarine101 2 роки тому +71

      Am American, can confirm

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 2 роки тому +125

      Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.

    • @wormy7279
      @wormy7279 2 роки тому +44

      @@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.

    • @failingattempt9984
      @failingattempt9984 2 роки тому +15

      Not an American, can confirm

    • @No-rm5wl
      @No-rm5wl 2 роки тому +11

      Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Рік тому +9

    Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.

  • @militia98plays90
    @militia98plays90 Рік тому +3

    "I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 3 роки тому +681

    Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”

    • @kathrynegames4032
      @kathrynegames4032 3 роки тому +42

      "Parry this you fucking casual"

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 роки тому +17

      The Winchester is both strength and dex combined

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 роки тому +15

      What you think you dexterity will help you
      Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 роки тому +11

      Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now

    • @lucashutchens9811
      @lucashutchens9811 3 роки тому +5

      Better than faith.

  • @monkeyarch7510
    @monkeyarch7510 3 роки тому +397

    Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected

  • @eurokimura
    @eurokimura 2 роки тому +24

    2:00 Is easily my favorite part🤣

  • @malpaislegate6528
    @malpaislegate6528 2 роки тому +9

    6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh 3 роки тому +549

    "I'm no pilot, but..."
    - Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 3 роки тому +633

    13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 роки тому +24

      That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 2 роки тому +3

      That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD 2 роки тому +1

      was gonna like but its at 420 likes

    • @jamesbarton7294
      @jamesbarton7294 2 роки тому

      @@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD 2 роки тому

      @@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it

  • @LordUnnrivalled-2.0
    @LordUnnrivalled-2.0 9 місяців тому +2

    Badger: like bombing a factory into dust flying in a b-29
    Me: my good man that is a b-17 Flying Fortress

  • @SoCalRailfanner6905
    @SoCalRailfanner6905 11 місяців тому +3

    4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT

  • @thebiggestcheeseong
    @thebiggestcheeseong 3 роки тому +439

    Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 роки тому +41

      I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/

    • @themerchantinblack6157
      @themerchantinblack6157 3 роки тому +33

      @@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.

    • @lasersailor184
      @lasersailor184 3 роки тому +38

      The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 роки тому +39

      @@themerchantinblack6157
      VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.

    • @tomwalker3687
      @tomwalker3687 3 роки тому +35

      A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.

  • @dr.goldinson3583
    @dr.goldinson3583 3 роки тому +668

    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui times infinity.”
    “Merdre!”

  • @mattgaming03333
    @mattgaming03333 Рік тому +7

    Imagine ur storming Omaha and all u hear is one of your soldiers playing entry of the gladiator while only using a 1911

    • @xenthon8160
      @xenthon8160 8 місяців тому +1

      Proceeds to otk at least 2 ENTIRE BATTALIONS of Germans.😂

  • @cringelord2875
    @cringelord2875 Рік тому +4

    5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho

  • @parkerwells3317
    @parkerwells3317 3 роки тому +538

    “Is that a torpedo?”
    And just like that, Hans was in a bucket

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 роки тому +10

      +is that a torpedo?
      -no Hans, that is our funeral

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ 3 роки тому +3

      "Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can "
      -demoman tf2

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 3 роки тому +3

      @@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”

    • @lukasprondzinski9331
      @lukasprondzinski9331 3 роки тому

      Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 3 роки тому +827

    “Is that a torpedo?” Famous last words.

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart 3 роки тому +10

      Why do I imagine him turning into half life 1 gibs

    • @markpuckett7393
      @markpuckett7393 3 роки тому +3

      He didn't die from the torpedo he was shot

    • @9270jk
      @9270jk 3 роки тому +1

      Hears explosion
      " Yes, it was a torpedo"

    • @ph30nix92
      @ph30nix92 3 роки тому +1

      @@markpuckett7393 we know but it’s still funny to think anout

  • @dovethewolf70
    @dovethewolf70 4 місяці тому +2

    The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond.
    He deserves a medal of honor.

  • @ManlyMan208
    @ManlyMan208 Рік тому +20

    Don’t know if it’s just me but when Badger started speaking German I went for my gun

  • @allenatorgaming6867
    @allenatorgaming6867 3 роки тому +425

    Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 роки тому +40

      Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 роки тому +16

      I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 роки тому

      @@darthball2723 uhhhh what?

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 3 роки тому +2

      @@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 роки тому +2

      @@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl

  • @neonyeko
    @neonyeko 3 роки тому +301

    "It's time... for my masterpiece..."
    *racks slide*

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem Рік тому +3

    4:44 Heavenly actually surprised when his explosive explodes.

  • @slimything513
    @slimything513 7 місяців тому +1

    “Whell whell wehll ain’t that the fastest quick draw this side of new Hanover” will live in my gear forever

  • @sillylilclown
    @sillylilclown 3 роки тому +320

    Badger: "a pencil is a weapon"
    John wick: your goddamn right

  • @snatchygoblin2789
    @snatchygoblin2789 3 роки тому +1734

    When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 2 роки тому +106

      i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign 2 роки тому +39

      25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks

    • @kekkulicious
      @kekkulicious 2 роки тому +24

      #thegermanbadger

    • @The_Burrito
      @The_Burrito 2 роки тому +3

      "How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"

    • @tavitube7010
      @tavitube7010 2 роки тому

      He couldn’t count to fünf in German

  • @TYAirsoft1
    @TYAirsoft1 2 роки тому +7

    “ fastest hands in the west partner”
    Thanks for the idea. Noe every time I use a 1911 I saw it.😎

  • @arfvader3018
    @arfvader3018 Рік тому +11

    14:23 he’s washing their sins away😂

  • @EricGamer87365
    @EricGamer87365 3 роки тому +335

    No one:
    Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”

    • @tankmanled2874
      @tankmanled2874 3 роки тому

      Definitely deserves one

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. 3 роки тому

      Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head
      What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor

    • @strawberrypoptart5128
      @strawberrypoptart5128 3 роки тому

      We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.

  • @heavenonearthmemes830
    @heavenonearthmemes830 3 роки тому +710

    Me: glad you're on our side badger.
    Badger: "speaks german"
    Me: *O h n o*

    • @jaxsonbellfox5193
      @jaxsonbellfox5193 3 роки тому +25

      Im scared of how well he can speak german

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 роки тому +20

      @@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.

    • @VermillionDraco
      @VermillionDraco 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah that was really surprising.

    • @carlosjaimez9028
      @carlosjaimez9028 3 роки тому +5

      @@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...

    • @stonedcat73
      @stonedcat73 3 роки тому +2

      IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN

  • @thedeadman7313
    @thedeadman7313 2 роки тому +9

    The Germans tried to have the trench gun removed from the game by the Geneva convention but the Geneva convention didn’t want they want to go through the resources to get rid of an entire gun so the trench gun stayed in the files

  • @Godman128
    @Godman128 Рік тому +2

    9:36 was my favorite part

  • @clawthorne5841
    @clawthorne5841 3 роки тому +159

    "I don't have a fear of open water"
    Subnautica: would you like to

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 3 роки тому +7

      He should try that game

    • @faagata6842
      @faagata6842 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes

  • @fanoy7684
    @fanoy7684 3 роки тому +1262

    Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation

    • @ausamebros129
      @ausamebros129 3 роки тому +5

      Noice

    • @obamaslastname522
      @obamaslastname522 3 роки тому +7

      69th like lol

    • @vangelangel
      @vangelangel 3 роки тому +10

      i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol

    • @adrapolska671
      @adrapolska671 3 роки тому +7

      Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4

    • @FrenchyJr
      @FrenchyJr 3 роки тому +5

      Don’t you dare put a
      Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬

  • @Dexbox
    @Dexbox 9 місяців тому +2

    Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate
    "One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."

  • @Tiibero
    @Tiibero 11 місяців тому +4

    Hearing badger laugh alone in a VR game is also a fun experience

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 роки тому +802

    Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?"
    Everyone: ,,No, the French are"
    *Wunderbar*

    • @_Rndom
      @_Rndom 3 роки тому +9

      In der Tat eine Erleichterung

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 3 роки тому +4

      @@_Rndom ja

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 3 роки тому +3

      Ich stimme zu

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI 3 роки тому +7

      May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 3 роки тому +11

      @@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes
      Wunderbar = Wonderful

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 роки тому +313

    Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot!
    Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer.
    Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf 3 роки тому +3

      I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD

    • @thelaw11
      @thelaw11 2 роки тому

      Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*

  • @JankExpeditions
    @JankExpeditions 2 роки тому +2

    Badger:Commenting nervously about how the bombers wing is on fire
    Me:Starts turning white as snow while activating a Memphis Belle scene trying to keep the aircraft in the air while half the plane is gone
    Badger in Russian accent:Dah,good work comrade!

  • @nerdageproductions7616
    @nerdageproductions7616 Рік тому +12

    I don't know if you read these badger, but I'll put it into the void anyway. Things have been real bad for me lately. I've lost almost everything in my life. These videos have been the only thing to put a smile on my face and push me to keep going so I can continue to laugh and smile instead of giving up. Keep it up man, I'm halfway through your backlog so I need more shitposts

    • @Echoe-14
      @Echoe-14 4 місяці тому

      Hope things are better now

  • @MementoStarfall
    @MementoStarfall 3 роки тому +630

    "I once saw him killed 3 man in a bunker, with a pencil, a fucking pencil"

  • @thisisstartacus1175
    @thisisstartacus1175 3 роки тому +274

    Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon.
    Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*

  • @_WiII.
    @_WiII. 2 роки тому +3

    “IAM LITERALLY KILLING NAZ*S WITH A WATER GUN”
    Grandpa heard that, he laughed hysterically.

  • @thewolf_unknown9640
    @thewolf_unknown9640 Рік тому +16

    As a proud Swiss. I gotta say your German is good

  • @xxskull_potatxx9769
    @xxskull_potatxx9769 3 роки тому +359

    badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage"
    also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 3 роки тому +3

      If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.

    • @je2848
      @je2848 3 роки тому

      @@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 3 роки тому +1616

    As someone who owns a Thompson, reloading one that fast would not be easy.

    • @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself
      @ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself 3 роки тому +82

      As someone who cant own a gun in his country its a lie

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 3 роки тому +39

      As someone who loves guns, I would agree

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 3 роки тому +77

      @@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 3 роки тому +35

      @@MURFGAMING1228 mainly because it’s an open bolt gun and so many games get that wrong by having one in the chamber.

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 3 роки тому

      Nice profile pic dude.

  • @Earth_1048
    @Earth_1048 Рік тому +2

    “This is the most fun I’ve had in a vr game”
    “This video is sponsored by oculus”

  • @gooseackeck9847
    @gooseackeck9847 2 роки тому +15

    "stop using the bazooka on infantry they said, it's a waste of resources they said" 1:08

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu 2 роки тому +921

    Badger: Joking about patches in real-life warfare
    Me: Immediately thinking about crossbows being banned from christian-on-christian conflicts

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 роки тому +25

      Why only in christian on christian conflicts??

    • @xuruiyu
      @xuruiyu 2 роки тому +102

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 Because against "heretics" anything is fair game

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 роки тому +73

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game

    • @stillcantthinkofaname4800
      @stillcantthinkofaname4800 2 роки тому +28

      And the Hague Conventions
      The Geneva Protocol probably counts as a patch too

    • @adenperkins9719
      @adenperkins9719 2 роки тому +34

      @@stillcantthinkofaname4800 Hauge Convention? More like Vague Suggestion

  • @davimichelmaradeikehde2178
    @davimichelmaradeikehde2178 3 роки тому +410

    It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece

  • @Nate_wright
    @Nate_wright Рік тому +5

    The way he says ‘Wehrmacht open up’ is just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Рік тому +5

    0:03 Definitely your greatest masterpiece dude!

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 роки тому +199

    The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

    • @xXVaniraeXx
      @xXVaniraeXx 3 роки тому +1

      Bro

    • @schnitzelboy9587
      @schnitzelboy9587 3 роки тому

      Not to be "That guy", but Kowalski was telling Skipper about the engines.

  • @roysdecendant39
    @roysdecendant39 3 роки тому +343

    I once seen him kill two men in a trench, with a pen, with a fucken pen.

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 3 роки тому +6

      I understood that reference.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 роки тому +17

      “They call him ‘Badger-Yaba.’ The YEET-Man!”

    • @warmongerschannel1391
      @warmongerschannel1391 3 роки тому +5

      My man that's a good sentence. A wonderful John wick sentence.

  • @Akihiko_Annaishai
    @Akihiko_Annaishai Рік тому +1

    “Worse, he’s french”
    Tabg:”THAT GREAT EVIL WAS THE DAMN FRENCH”

  • @DrShady-cy5cm
    @DrShady-cy5cm Рік тому +2

    I don’t know if it’s just me but I can’t get over when badger says “s-ah-botage”

  • @pieking6464
    @pieking6464 3 роки тому +282

    “Whoever’s in charge of patches irl.” That would be the Geneva Convention

    • @dewydewback1376
      @dewydewback1376 3 роки тому +13

      They had some pretty poor moderation until post-WWII, which explains why the trench gun wasn't patched out.

    • @BigMemeGaming0
      @BigMemeGaming0 3 роки тому +5

      Even then them patches don't work like 99% of the time

    • @Winky44
      @Winky44 3 роки тому +1

      Oh well, Theres always the unmoderated Legacy Servers.

    • @starkindustries26
      @starkindustries26 3 роки тому +12

      Geneva suggestion

    • @colonelh1875
      @colonelh1875 3 роки тому +4

      They're more like guidelines than actual rules

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 3 роки тому +565

    Your average household pressure washer is a stronger hose, able to strip paint off a deck and cause some stinging when a limb comes in contact with the stream. Industrial pressure washers like what was used to strip the swatsika off that plane have the ability to strip flesh from bone if close enough

    • @julianskilton200
      @julianskilton200 2 роки тому +66

      Considering I once cut a 2x4 in half with the pressure washer I own, i can believe it

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 2 роки тому +8

      @@julianskilton200 wait what how are you alive

    • @julianskilton200
      @julianskilton200 2 роки тому +63

      @@swagpyro47 I was careful? It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if I could, so I set up a stand to bolt the 2x4 to, then tested how far away I could get while cutting with the most focused nozzle. The nozzle end was about a foot away at the farthest it could go if I remember correctly, though it took five minutes to go through at that distance.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 роки тому +21

      Just skin a man with a pressure washer

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 2 роки тому +3

      @@julianskilton200 wow

  • @LandonD999
    @LandonD999 7 місяців тому

    Oh my God nostalgia coming back to this video❤❤❤

  • @bundesweb
    @bundesweb 2 місяці тому

    3:14 Man, When i played MOH I was like yeah you are but you're screaming ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT basically sums up my time in there and i've been on the floor laughing for the past hour

  • @ragalyiakos
    @ragalyiakos 3 роки тому +477

    "Does the trench gun work in a lobby?"
    Badger, be honest with me, is there any situation where you think the trench gun WOULDN'T work?

    • @cakeoxd9956
      @cakeoxd9956 3 роки тому +14

      I was thinking an orphanage. Buuuut I guess you are right.

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 3 роки тому +9

      @@cakeoxd9956 tested, it works TOO well.

    • @u1richh
      @u1richh 3 роки тому +8

      Going up against a Barrett M82 from a distance of over 1,000 meters.

    • @arbynflowiter
      @arbynflowiter 3 роки тому +6

      @@u1richh Ya' know, you'd think the barret wins, but.....

    • @mrgamer5739
      @mrgamer5739 3 роки тому +4

      @@arbynflowiter I mean the only way we’ll find out is a test run

  • @greyygoblinn5639
    @greyygoblinn5639 3 роки тому +200

    Random German: yeets stick grenade
    Badger: slaps down an uno reverse

  • @nameless5512
    @nameless5512 9 місяців тому +1

    Badger: “Roger Roger”
    Well, America is a republic.
    *”FOR THE REPUBLIC”*

  • @jackkelton4154
    @jackkelton4154 Рік тому +5

    14:15 givin them the good old Birmingham in the '60s treatment

  • @dvmnarkos3591
    @dvmnarkos3591 3 роки тому +201

    Every "hot take" was just a straight fact and it's not even historically close.