@Alfie Morris uhuh... dumbest thing I've heard today lol "poor people are bad with money" why?" Because they are stupid herp herp herp" totally not because America lacks a education system, constant police pressure and charging everyone for anything just for a quick bonus, could it he the BLM community destroying businesses and property? Could it he that they had a family emergency such as a death which then turned out to have several unpaid depts then dumped on there kids who spend there whole lives paying it stuck in poverty?" Nah just stupid I cant use words or explain reasoning I just say they stupid because me big brain"
Wow, turns out celebrities are completely unentertaining when they don't have millions of dollars worth of production backing them. Surprise, surprise.
“it’s made us all equal” she said, from her 40 million dollar house made of more mahogany wood than currently exists in the amazon rainforest and wearing a massive diamond necklace
Honestly, if you're transporting 25 tonnes of onions, have an onion permit, and you're intending to sell them, you're not disguising yourself as an onion merchant. You're an onion merchant.
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan But tbh, every merchant can fail and always making profit isn't a thing either. Just tough luck depending on how much money he as a private person spent on all these onions
I don't understand how they didn't see this coming. People in NYC basically universally dislike Cuomo and Deblasio, regardless of political standing. And they gave us the chance to em in dicks.
My local 7/11 started making their own “hand sanitizer” but instead of alcohol they used industrial grade cleaner lying around the store. Needless to say over 11 kids had chemical burns and the store owner was arrested
"It's the great equalizer" says the woman in a bathtub of milk and rose petals, completely safe and financially secure inside her million dollar home.... so equal. But I think this virus did atleast show us that some celebrities are talentless without a crew, effects and script, along with completely disconnected. Also awesome, we got another members of the Advertisers.
He's able to milk a catastrophe, remain funny while doing so, and still reporting on what's happening in honest fashion. UA-camrs once again showing the mainstream media how pathetic they are.
i think it's because IH couldn't with good conscience recommend people to buy raycon earbuds even with them giving him money, so he slipped in a clue to convince us otherwise
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 The Raid Shadow Legends ads are so over the top you couldn't possibly take them seriously, which is probably the point. Its the only way to neither admit the game sucks ass, which you can't do in an ad, nor actually promote it, which he can't do in good conscience.
@@ManoredRed exactly, then again he does the same with his patreons. Normally people would let some credits roll and such, while he tends to rush them too. One point he even sped it up real fast while saying "oh whoops did you miss your name...lets do that again...did you catch it?" So maybe its just how he is.
Bill Cosby yelling “hey hey hey” as he walks out of the courthouse being accused of raping drugged up women will go down in history as one of the best clips.
Celebrities are a whole class of people with no especially productive skills, way richer than the rest of us, to whom we look up for some reason we don't fully understand. Some gentlemen in France in the 1790s had a very interesting way to deal with certain people like this.
@@ekathe85 While I'm not fond of people killing the planet just for a laugh, I don't really want to cut off their heads either. If you think they are useless now, they won't exactly be more productive without a brain.
I was laughing so hard into my pillow during that sketch my wife woke up and started battering me which made me laugh harder. I love you internetz historian 🤣
"Iunno, how big an issue was TheVarus?" "Well, not only did Internet Historian do two videos on it, they were released in the same month" "Oh shit, THAT BIG?"
@@vergilthewolf3619 cause in a country with a population of a billion people. Taking light of an issue of a virus with potential to kill would cause millions in death. But maybe you're right, dealing with scam should have been a priority for India. Cause that were the real issue is.
Public: I've lost 3 family members, I lost my job, and I'm going to lose my house Celebrities: that's rough, the maid only came once this week so I know what you're going through :((
That logic is a bit fallacious because you could just easily say that first worlders have it easy since they aren't dying from famine, disease, or war and living in deplorable conditions Everyone can face struggles and most will at some point, it's about being grateful for what you have and not what you don't have
@Eagletdagriffin The way he strains out "lilac" as if its the first time he's ever seen the word as it pops up on the autocue, I think "speech 0" is also very fitting.
I love the “so what do you want, prison or philanthropy? We’re sending a squad car.” “I have decided to give back to the community.” It’s such a funny bit to me
@@iwantanswersif I was older at the time and I could afford it, I would have done the same, it just seems like an obvious way to get easy money. Unless the government, the community, and eBay screws you over.
I died when all the celebrities made it clear that they can't handle not being the center of attention for more than a few days and laid bare everything that's wrong with them. To think people still believe these rich people have any idea of what's going on around them blows my mind.
Depends on the celeb to be honest. I mean social media types are clearly who he’s mainly bashing on but I doubt EVERY SINGLE notable actor or musician was on the socials screaming for attention
@@StephySon literally everyone was in their houses crying because they would get only 57 million dollars during the pandemic, meanwhile every poor person just lost their jobs and will die because of the inflation of medicine
Lugoor Star literally everyone? I mean there’s a lot of noteworthy people, a lot of singers, rappers, bands, actors, actresses, etc. your telling me every single last one of them were all like this? Even your favorite bands and actors?
@@Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson it's because the government pays for student loans so the college can make everything is expensive as they want and the government will still pay for it. The students will complain but still ultimately buy the books so who cares.
I think they found out that the fees are so high, they can just profit from rich and foreign students and ignore the scholarship and local market completely.
I hate it when celebrities try to act like completely normal people. Like if *I* had that amount of money I wouldn't even *try* to pretend to be normal. You'd see me dressed up in Willy Wonka-esque attire year round.
@@TheExplosiveGuy i mean .... we could have tales form the varus until 2024 all depends on how the world deals with it ... and so far its looking like were gonna have a long time of fun with Covid ^^
Reminder that celebrities having a pedophile ring on private islands was once a conspiracy theory that was laughed at Until Weinstein and Epstein made it to reality Many more of them exist yet undiscovered Mega wealthy elite 1% are a cancer on this Earth
When two brothers do this, it's called price gouging, when a corporation or a country does it, it's called good business. Don't hate the players, hate the game
5 months later... and we're up to part 10. Lol. Pfizer is now demanding regular booster shots of the vaccine and twice daily pills. 2 weeks to slow the spread. Uhuh.
im pretty sure his ads are the only ads that make people want to buy shit, that, or free market montgomery, or hell, maybe even crazy bills liquors, those are the only ads where i WANTED to buy the products showing. because they had conviction, faux-quality, and a old man having a blast
Not gonna lie, was in the process of signing up for a job at a warehouse and realized I was gonna need some headphones, but I didn't want anything with annoying wires. Then I remembered IH's retarded "RAYCON G O O O D, WIRES B A A A D" catchphrase and took him up on that discount. For the first time in my entire life, an ad convinced me to buy something. And it came from a shitposter, not a team of busybodies.
@@-hello6177 nope, a crime is an unlawful act punishable by the state or other authority. If there is no law there is no crime as the action is no longer unlawful, or punishable by the state or other authority
@@MrGman636 They landed all right. They landed on a concrete floor after falling at terminal velocity and had their spine, kneecaps, legs, arms ribs and skulls broken.
Trump tax cuts were the biggest redistribution in history. Oh, and now they've expired for all but the top 1% and corporations - exactly as intended. It's Bush era tax cuts x10 with the same sunset provision scheduled to hit regular people 2 years after they've left office and can blame dems.
@@bobafettjr85 lol yeah I made this comment before he failed to actually sell the onions. although he did buy them with the intent to sell. Failed onion seller?
I can't help but wonder if the Madonna thing was some kind of weird, surrealist, comedy piece. She's naked, in a bathtub full of milk and roses, with strange music playing, talking about how we have all become equal in the eyes of the universe. I know celebrities are notoriously un-self-aware, but that's pushing it.
What I love is that he 100% does the full speech he has to for each ad, but incorporates humor into it so well that you cant stop watching. Great advertising.
He was a melon seller, but failed to be an onion seller. But he actually did something for the country and was visiting his family as a reward. He didn't just sneak out to sneak out.
@Ro Mo Exactly. The thought behind white privilege is that most white people (in USA) has it mostly together and has wealth, while most black people are poor. But the proper term should still be wealth privilege, because that's what they are actually talking about.
Without people like Internet Historian to present and archive these types of incidents, people born after 20 years would never believe this s--t. Even I have a hard time believing this type of behavior is being normalized.
I think that both the greatest and most torturous existence would be being forced to examine media highlights that came out at the time, and then comparing them to what's in the history books each generation on. If you had a time machine for explicitly that reason as well as being immortal, imagine creating an entire accurate archive of history that includes how terribly people recorded it, as well as how those inaccuracies affected people in the future. That would be amazing and helpful as hell, but also entirely soul crushing to see how bad people are at knowing what happens in their own world.
The funny part is that will be fresh in my mind for days or even weeks. His abstract advertisement is way more effective than the same script bullshit we’re used to.
@@ricky-sanchez Yes, it's one of those things that are theoretically made for big corps but in reality almost never applied to them. Joe Blows will be prosecuted to make an example however.
After Katrina, a shit ton of coastal gas stations in MS got in major legal trouble for taking advantage of a literal life-and-death crisis. People were literally shooting each other. After that, all the gas stations in my area usually drop their prices before a hurricane to avoid outrage.
"we're all in the same boat" My boat: handcrafted canoe that I have to bail out every use Their boat: 12 yachts of varying sizes with bridges inbetween them and a private island to dock them on
I don't think he 'pretended' to be an onion seller at that point. He was an onion seller. Truth is though, if he had stuck with watermelons, he probably would have been fine!
The Generalissimo as a type one diabetic, Trump hasn’t done a damn thing for insulin costs. Yes, I realize there were articles that said he did but it still costs just as much as it didn’t before his executive order.
Yeah, but no one ever should buy raycons, look up Dank pods not sponsored review of them. Their bass and sub is so hard boosted that you can't even hear the other frequency's anymore
I don't know what's more sad: the fact that this looks and feels like satire, but actually it's NOT, or that I'm remembering the lunacy being told with a straight face from every official news source around me.
I must say, that in like 2018 I was having a lot of thoughts about your "regular" civilians being fucked by the governments, the media, and I was constantly wondering if there ever could be something global, that was a living proof of people being laughed straight into their faces - little did I know that in 2020 there would be a "varus" and happily, you get to see that a lot of "regular" civilians (or working class? you know what I mean) all over the world is not only buying the shit surrounding by it, but also their numbers are increasing and the hate is globally raising. So, I hope that in 2021 the goverments, politicians, etc. will be crying as they will cross the line and a loud, strong thundering "we have had enough of this!" will fill the world.
Its not really the world that’s miserable. Its peoples attitudes. Its why people are throwing giant fits cause they are worried about what other people are doing. This craps got out of hand since the 2016 election. So yeah, the world can seem “miserable” when you have a poor attitude.
That guy didn't "pretend" to be an onion merchant. If you buy a shipment of onions, drive across the country, and then try to sell them (even if unsuccessful) you're a goddamn onion merchant.
He didn't get busted for "pretending" to be a merchant with an unsound business plan, but for leaving a quarantine zone with rapidly rising COVID cases. That's why stories talk about him being put in quarantine, not jail.
Oh trust me, Part 3 is definitely coming after Biden admin reversed Trump admin price cut on Epipens. One of the most common vaccine injuries reported is anaphylaxis... Simple math. Only an Evil and Greedy man would do such a thing. Unless that Fake P(R)esident is removed from office, America is fucked.
@@baum3705 its not frozen, I got 2 close family members that are diabetic and insulin has more than quadrupled since Biden reversal..... stop believing the news, they're working overtime to cover for Biden
It was amazing. I had roads entirely to myself and some of the best roads on earth. Thanks everyone naive enough to stay home. I got to experience something almost no one ever will.
"It’s made us all equal" she said from her bathtub filled with milk and roses
To play devil's advocate: if all the poor people died, technically society would become more equal
@Alfie Morris so what you're saying is that rich people are more responsible with their money? Not sure about that one either
@Alfie Morris uhuh... dumbest thing I've heard today lol "poor people are bad with money" why?" Because they are stupid herp herp herp" totally not because America lacks a education system, constant police pressure and charging everyone for anything just for a quick bonus, could it he the BLM community destroying businesses and property? Could it he that they had a family emergency such as a death which then turned out to have several unpaid depts then dumped on there kids who spend there whole lives paying it stuck in poverty?" Nah just stupid I cant use words or explain reasoning I just say they stupid because me big brain"
The cereal
@@thomasdavis198 Thank you!
"What's terrible is that it made us all equal"
- Madonna, 2020.
From her bathtub in one of her mansions through millions of dollars of plastic surgery.
*MARX PLANNED COVID 19 CONFIRMED*
Please don't imply i or anyone else is equal to her
She says from her mansion while millions are going homeless.
The irony of when she said that while she was in her mansion
Wow, turns out celebrities are completely unentertaining when they don't have millions of dollars worth of production backing them. Surprise, surprise.
Yeah the most noticeable thing is the lack of a laugh track now
What are you talking about? It's incredibly entertaining.
But now seeing their descent is more entertaining and is actually real compared to scripts hiding their true nature
@@coolchilion722 Precisediddlyumptious.
Being a complete cringefest is kinda entertaining
I’ve watched this so many times, that “Raycon good, wires bad” is what my friends and I always say before doing something unforgivable
"raycon good, wires bad" {unplugs life support}
goon
It’s Wendi’s preamble catchphrase before he goes on a rant about giants
Oh my god it’s the funny gun cereal man
@@pasta1549 "oh i'm just a funny clown eh? wouldn't be so funny if i had a GUN now would i?" jontron---
"Speaking of people who should be in prison....celebrities"
Line of the century
Century of the century
Century of the line.
That's what did it for me hahaha
Well are they all so bad or am I part of the brain washed crowd?
Σκοτώνω Χαρά none of them are innocent burn them all
Imagine the soul-crushing levels of cringe he had to endure while finding all the celebrity footage.
Rip
Considering he showed the entire “Kony 2012” music video and laughed at it, he has the tolerance.
he will never recover
Literally me every time I edit videos for school-related projects.
@@NathanCassidy721 Somehow, I find the Kony music video less cringy than the celebrity vids.
“it’s made us all equal” she said, from her 40 million dollar house made of more mahogany wood than currently exists in the amazon rainforest and wearing a massive diamond necklace
in a bath with rose petals
I don't know about you but I'm starting to think some people are more equal than others
@@booleah6357 is that Orwell I hear? Gotta report you for wrong think! Sorry thems the rules.
@@beetleR6 welp off to reeducation I go. Good thing it's still 1984.
@@beetleR6 Aye asshole. Re-education is my job, you tryna cut into my business ? Kuwait tried that too.
Honestly, if you're transporting 25 tonnes of onions, have an onion permit, and you're intending to sell them, you're not disguising yourself as an onion merchant. You're an onion merchant.
Raycon good. Wires bad
Well but it's a one time thing, I can't be a merchant if I'm not gonna do it again and again... well maybe if it's profitable...
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan yeah but you could claim that you're simply trying it out, and if it doesn't go well, why continue?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
But tbh, every merchant can fail and always making profit isn't a thing either. Just tough luck depending on how much money he as a private person spent on all these onions
@@DoubleVanimation Thanks Ray, very India
"People weren't just sending tips, they were sending the whole shaft" best line
Lmao
I don't understand how they didn't see this coming. People in NYC basically universally dislike Cuomo and Deblasio, regardless of political standing.
And they gave us the chance to em in dicks.
Internet Historian hasn’t even reached halfway through 2020. He’s still on the first arc.
No, we over half now
Aaron S All of the chaz/protests started in May.
T Y M E Yeah but Internet Historian is covering materials that mostly happened in the first 4 months.
I think we all need to sit back and re-read what the comment said because y’all all misunderstood that
Joey W. Thank you
My local 7/11 started making their own “hand sanitizer” but instead of alcohol they used industrial grade cleaner lying around the store. Needless to say over 11 kids had chemical burns and the store owner was arrested
Reality is stranger then fiction
Not even arrest worthy
cue spiderman pizza music
Damage value of the kids was probably under $1000 dollars so no police arrests
James Nugent >she
lmao
“Probably no part 3 unless something ridiculous happens.”
That line aged well.
something ridiculous happens ALL the time. it's all going accordingly.
@@-Siculus-Hort- I'm begging for the US to collapse at this point
@@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 parts of it...
If your talking about the Russo-ukrainian war, then your wrong 🤓. Because it doesn't relate to covid-19 , its just a completely different event.
@@epicpuppyman I was thinking things like the demilitirized zone, the anti mask convoy, Ivermectin situation, Vaccine misinformation, etc.
"It's the great equalizer" says the woman in a bathtub of milk and rose petals, completely safe and financially secure inside her million dollar home.... so equal. But I think this virus did atleast show us that some celebrities are talentless without a crew, effects and script, along with completely disconnected.
Also awesome, we got another members of the Advertisers.
Madonna gives weight to conspiracies with her hideous inhuman physical appearance alone 👽🛸
The Y2K20 bug
I never knew how dangerous those wired headphones are, never again!
IT'S ADDVENGERS!
inb4 people bring up the "cool" rich assholes like pewdiepie and notch and elon musk
The world: oh god I’m sick and this year sucks
Internet historian: That’s content
M I L K T H E M I S E R Y
That’s business baby
no no he's got a point
sponsored by raid
@@ta6576
Relativly
He's able to milk a catastrophe, remain funny while doing so, and still reporting on what's happening in honest fashion. UA-camrs once again showing the mainstream media how pathetic they are.
2 Internet Historian videos in the same month?
Impossible.
2020 is the year of impossible
This is a dream, my guy. This all isn’t real. Im not real, You’re dreaming.
It truly is the end of the world
He's making up for lost time! Plus, well there is plenty of material.
We're FEASTING
I just realized that Raycon man first introduced himself as "ray", which implies his last name is "con-man".
i think it's because IH couldn't with good conscience recommend people to buy raycon earbuds even with them giving him money, so he slipped in a clue to convince us otherwise
He always slips in some clues and sarcasm, for raid too
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 The Raid Shadow Legends ads are so over the top you couldn't possibly take them seriously, which is probably the point. Its the only way to neither admit the game sucks ass, which you can't do in an ad, nor actually promote it, which he can't do in good conscience.
@@ManoredRed exactly, then again he does the same with his patreons. Normally people would let some credits roll and such, while he tends to rush them too. One point he even sped it up real fast while saying "oh whoops did you miss your name...lets do that again...did you catch it?"
So maybe its just how he is.
@@MaeLSTRoM1997 What's wrong, you don't want to live in cyberpunk etc etc? Clipping all the necessary wires. The whole entire ad was a clue lmao
Bill Cosby yelling “hey hey hey” as he walks out of the courthouse being accused of raping drugged up women will go down in history as one of the best clips.
Hey hey hey people, Bill here.
hey hey hey
wassa wassa wassup
Bill has to be the most egotistical and self confident man there is. I mean how do I have no confidence but that trash doesnt give literally any fucks
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE!!!!
BITCONE-
I love how Internet Historian is creating a band of superheroes with his ad sponsors.
And continues to indirectly sponcer them.
SHADOW MEN: The historian cut
VPN Cinematic Universe
(WTF DID I COMMENT THIS, ITS IN THE VIDEO DAMN IGNORAMUS ME)
Are they heroes, or accidental terrorists?
I hope he makes a video game from his characters
"Sponsor Cinematic Universe"
You mean... The ADvengers?
All hail the Advengers
ADvengers
ADvengers: Age of AdBlock
ADvengers: Infinity Ad
ADvengers: EndAd
@@zluurkeaksz Advengers: Adgame
The ADvengers are more entertaining than the Avengers
SCU deployed
The best thing about rona was that celebrities got exposed for how extremely out of touch and stupid they really are.
I won't say that made all the deaths worth it. But, I do like to take my silver lining when I can.
And we enjoy watching them.
Celebrities are a whole class of people with no especially productive skills, way richer than the rest of us, to whom we look up for some reason we don't fully understand.
Some gentlemen in France in the 1790s had a very interesting way to deal with certain people like this.
@@ekathe85 While I'm not fond of people killing the planet just for a laugh, I don't really want to cut off their heads either. If you think they are useless now, they won't exactly be more productive without a brain.
@@ancientluck6934
You enjoy watching them. Not me
"Raycon good, wires bad" is the best marketing slogan I've heard all year.
I was laughing so hard into my pillow during that sketch my wife woke up and started battering me which made me laugh harder. I love you internetz historian 🤣
DestructOre What’s wrong with RayCons?
@@EbolaClown checkout various non sponsored reviews of the product
EbolaClown overpriced for how shit quality they are watch dankpods video on them
@@EbolaClown too much bass, no eq sounds muddy and shit. Also just kind of feel cheap, very light plasticky construction.
The acting quality of IH's Raycon commercial is better than the earphones themselves.
I bought a set. Audio was fine but the bloody things dont charge right at all so what the fuck was the point. Waste of 80 bucks I say.
It’s from China or something
shootfirsttalklater4 thanks for the heads up
Lypertek's are better
Yup, RayJ is just a rebranded dropshipping shill.
"Iunno, how big an issue was TheVarus?"
"Well, not only did Internet Historian do two videos on it, they were released in the same month"
"Oh shit, THAT BIG?"
The Varus was kinda bad compared to his usual vid
@@Telamonian honestly, most parts were pretty good, but that cringe celebs was really hard to watch
Shit’s getting heavy
I cared way less about the virus and more about the goddamn land hurricane through my state.
@Greasel Snatches "eh, more like it was used to time travel to 1984, if you catch my drift"
Amazing how India can crack down on travel and people going to see families and not on known scam centers
Shows how much they actually care and where their priorities are.
@@vergilthewolf3619 cause in a country with a population of a billion people. Taking light of an issue of a virus with potential to kill would cause millions in death. But maybe you're right, dealing with scam should have been a priority for India. Cause that were the real issue is.
@@magnusop5773 Nevermind
because indias police are corrupt and are usually bribed to stay quiet
@@magnusop5773 Doesn't mean they can't do anything about it
"So how is 2020 going ?"
"Really bad. Internet Historian had to make 2 videos on it already....."
Really good, because at least he's uploading.
How is that bad?
@@Tinfoil_Hardhat --- for his sanity.
"It's the great equalizer" said Madonna, while sitting in her porcelain tub, in a bathroom that costs more than my house.
Death confirmed communist.
Public: I've lost 3 family members, I lost my job, and I'm going to lose my house
Celebrities: that's rough, the maid only came once this week so I know what you're going through :((
Rich kids be like: HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEM, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING RICH, THEY HAVE TO MANAGE ALL OF THER MAIDS, ur jealous
"We had to not be on TV for a few weeks and didn't get to yell at paparazzi, we're in this together."
and the upper class wonders why everyone hates them.
being rich is just being lonely with extra steps.
☝ Oh shit, what fresh jokes nobody's made the whole of 2020 you dudes are cranking out 😰
That logic is a bit fallacious because you could just easily say that first worlders have it easy since they aren't dying from famine, disease, or war and living in deplorable conditions
Everyone can face struggles and most will at some point, it's about being grateful for what you have and not what you don't have
"I detect a hint of hydrangea" Ah yes, just a hint of scent from a scentless flower...
Speech 0%
Lmaoooo
@@spaceacepl4636 Its more Botany 0%
@Eagletdagriffin
The way he strains out "lilac" as if its the first time he's ever seen the word as it pops up on the autocue, I think "speech 0" is also very fitting.
I think the idea of him having no idea how sanitizer (& soap by relation) smells should not be glossed over
"Disguised as an onion seller"?
Buddy, if you're selling 25 *THOUSAND* kilograms of onions, you *_ARE_* an onion seller.
Maybe he identifies as a woodworker
We are ALL onion sellers on this blessed day.
I don't know if you understand it or not.. He mean the outfit, THE DISGUISE.. Like a police, fire fighter, nurse etc..
Also, if he a REAL onion seller, why did he even pretend, why the article said he's disguise.. If I sell my phone, does that mean I'm a phone seller ?
@@_Ciosu.. Yes. Yes it does.
Going by the logic if you tell a lie you are a liar. Simple.
"People weren't just sending tips: they were sending the whole shaft."
My eyes just widened by the classiness of that pun.
It took me a whole second to understand that joke.
That is not only classy but extremely smart
😂 indeed
pretty sure they wanted to see it in public too
Don't lie , your eyes widened in hopes of seeing the whole shaft , didn't they ?
I absolutely hate “Snitches get rewards” when “Snitches get riches” was right there.
😂 it's as if politicians go out of their way to disappoint us
how did I not see it?
@@mzansiloxx it's because they genuinely are just that stupid
Politicians they won't take any chance to get anything right
Dammit
I love the “so what do you want, prison or philanthropy? We’re sending a squad car.”
“I have decided to give back to the community.”
It’s such a funny bit to me
Its also an alliteration, so a good choice of words :) and a rhetorical question essentially and so on…
It was shitty for them to crack down on that dude. He didn’t do anything wrong
@@sabrinatscha2554 besides price gouging
@@iwantanswersif I was older at the time and I could afford it, I would have done the same, it just seems like an obvious way to get easy money.
Unless the government, the community, and eBay screws you over.
@@deontaeavila3514 price gouge on non-essential goods that are high in demand, doing it with essential goods is just illegal
"disguised as an onion seller"
By buying onions with the intent to sell.
he really gamed the system there
Look up Allo Allo...you will understand this very old joke...
@@MrArthoz I was trying to figure out if Internet Historian got the reference. But I got it nonetheless
@@MrArthoz It is I, 🤓👌😀
LeClerk!
Possession of onion-related paraphernalia.
I died when all the celebrities made it clear that they can't handle not being the center of attention for more than a few days and laid bare everything that's wrong with them. To think people still believe these rich people have any idea of what's going on around them blows my mind.
I’m crying with sadness. Just wanted to share.
I SAID IM CRYING WITH SADNESS FUCK PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Depends on the celeb to be honest. I mean social media types are clearly who he’s mainly bashing on but I doubt EVERY SINGLE notable actor or musician was on the socials screaming for attention
@@StephySon - Conan is our last great hero.
@@StephySon literally everyone was in their houses crying because they would get only 57 million dollars during the pandemic, meanwhile every poor person just lost their jobs and will die because of the inflation of medicine
Lugoor Star literally everyone? I mean there’s a lot of noteworthy people, a lot of singers, rappers, bands, actors, actresses, etc. your telling me every single last one of them were all like this? Even your favorite bands and actors?
*price gouging: illegal*
Universities with their textbooks: *sweating*
It's not gouging if they all do it...
@@phuuc8075 I guess that would be artificial inflation then. Well, maybe not what guys called but it sounds like it would be lol
@@Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson it's because the government pays for student loans so the college can make everything is expensive as they want and the government will still pay for it. The students will complain but still ultimately buy the books so who cares.
I think they found out that the fees are so high, they can just profit from rich and foreign students and ignore the scholarship and local market completely.
@@noahpaulette1490 ohhhhh.... kind of like what they do with Medicare and hospitals right?
I love how people calling out shoplifters and asking them to stop sound exactly like NPCs when you do the same in game.
What if I told you that NPC dialogue was written by real people?
I've never heard an NPC call me a piece of shit and wish me to overdose
@prw56 I mean there is gothic
@@joebidome1445wait what ? How does that work 🤔 ?
Finally after nordVPN escaped from historian's terrifying stalker ads, he finally found another company to abuse
Pyro abducted him to play the role of Shadowman
In a month's time he'll also have Raycon Man trapped in his personal prison tower
I miss Shadow Man
Wonder if they knew what they were getting
TBH im vary likely to buy stuff if they make good ads.
IH is really good at marketing.
@@SapphireCarbuncle009 !
"Its made us all equal in many ways" she says half submerged in a rose pedal bubble bath. Umm what.
Rich people really don't have a clue of what equality is, it seems.
I bet her bike is wicked aero
@@ajeje1996 fully
@@ajeje1996 yeah, I bike. *big legs*
I hate it when celebrities try to act like completely normal people. Like if *I* had that amount of money I wouldn't even *try* to pretend to be normal. You'd see me dressed up in Willy Wonka-esque attire year round.
“No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens”. In other words: there will be a part 3.
I suspect it won't stop at three...
@@TheExplosiveGuy i mean .... we could have tales form the varus until 2024 all depends on how the world deals with it ... and so far its looking like were gonna have a long time of fun with Covid ^^
What about the fake rumors of vaccines. Could be hilarious
@@TheExplosiveGuy If that is the only requirement it will be a long saga.
Considering all the stuff hinted at in the outro... there very well could be a part 3.
With the HUGE monkey escape all I could think of is "Didn't Planet of the Apes start off like this?"
The last three years have been an extended version of that movie!
“Condoms - the thinking man’s glove.”
~ Internet Historian, August 2020
That's been a saying for ages
I was shocked people resorted to condoms. Finger-cots are already a thing, and with none of the lube!
@@sethg4584 To be fair, using condoms as finger cots is probably something only a thinking man could come up with.
“Wait celebrities are actually horrible people?”
“Always have been”
Most
Annoying
People, and silly
_sings about communism in their native language capitalism_
Is it just me or has anyone else thought that meme was shit...
Always has been
Reminder that celebrities having a pedophile ring on private islands was once a conspiracy theory that was laughed at
Until Weinstein and Epstein made it to reality
Many more of them exist yet undiscovered
Mega wealthy elite 1% are a cancer on this Earth
@@FriedrichBarb This scares me. Does power turn people into assholes, or is the system designed to give power to assholes? Either option is fucked up.
"People weren't just sending tips - they were sending the *whole shaft*"
Fuckin gold.
Hi
Is me your mom
Oh NOW I get it that’s hilarious
I didn't realize pretty much everything that happens is funny when narrated correctly
"Time for an uplifting story"
> dude gets busted after failing to sell onions for his family
i think this says a lot about you historian.
I don't know what you want, this is the most uplifting Story i've Heard in a long time
ONION OUNGUNGUN VILLAGE
@@alejandrocalori6298 TEEPEE HUT
He traveled the country, became a merchant, bypassed the lockdown and saw his family and is now in the onion gulag. What could be better than that?
@@SylvanasYT as. a Indian i can guarantee that everyone lives in a hut
"what's terrible about it is, it's made us all equal in many ways"
Welllll we know what Madonna is worried about
i, too, contemplate my equality in the bathrub naked, as my boobs are showing to the whole world.
She is in no way equal to us. I consider her less than the homeless guy on the street corner throwing his own shit at random cars.
When rich white people say they're "equal" to you, lol.
@@PlagueRavenRX "white"
@@PlagueRavenRX *When rich people FTFY
Internet historian has accomplished something i never thought possible - making me look forward to ad breaks
Raycon good
Wires bad
Same! 💀
EMF in earhole good
Check out internet comment etiquette with Erik, best in the business ad breaks
He deserves every second of add
"Would you say you're sorry?"
"No I don't think that I would"
I honestly respect that so much that I'm genuinely disappointed he apologized later.
He was a massive dick, but at least he was honest. I'm sure if it wasn't him and his brother, it would have been someone else with the same idea.
When two brothers do this, it's called price gouging, when a corporation or a country does it, it's called good business.
Don't hate the players, hate the game
"disguised himself as an onion seller"
He was there selling onions. He factually is an onion merchant in this scenario.
Yeah but he was disguised as an onion seller not onion merchant
Yeah but his heart wasn't in it.
_Mama Mia..._
it was a really good disguise
MY ONIONS!!!
"No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens."
I think enough ridiculous has happened for videos through part 5.
At this point just skip to 5, because it's such a shitshow that nobody will even notice
5 months later... and we're up to part 10. Lol. Pfizer is now demanding regular booster shots of the vaccine and twice daily pills.
2 weeks to slow the spread. Uhuh.
Pls let him cover the "alternative treatments" ark of the virus or as I'd like to call it:
The Darwin awards
@@twilotealeaf1714 .didnt he already cover it on part 1?
The last two months of 2020 and January 2021 were ridiculous.
Who'd have thought celebrities are self absorbed and out of touch?
@Tim Clark surely they must be some good celebs. Like maybe the actor of Tyson Lannister.
@@htoodoh5770 Tyson. /snicker
@@htoodoh5770 I think you mean Tyrone Lannister
"It spans us all equally" - she uttered, in her milk filled rose covered bath tub
Raycon: Spends millions creating a slogan for their product.
Internet Historian: "Raycon good; wires bad."
The ad was the best part.
Shame they're hot shit. Like, literally just Skull Candy with a battery pack selling for a ridiculous price.
@@deadlyrobot5179 The best part starts at 00:00 and ends up at 24:25
God Bless Your Soul
Although, it is the only advertisement for Raycon that I've left remembering what the brand was
I feel like his ads aren't even helping the sponsors but they're still sponsoring him just so they can watch the ads
what?
im pretty sure his ads are the only ads that make people want to buy shit, that, or free market montgomery, or hell, maybe even crazy bills liquors, those are the only ads where i WANTED to buy the products showing. because they had conviction, faux-quality, and a old man having a blast
Imagine warching adds 😂😂😂
@@soratos9785 I sure love to warch adds in the early morning
Not gonna lie, was in the process of signing up for a job at a warehouse and realized I was gonna need some headphones, but I didn't want anything with annoying wires.
Then I remembered IH's retarded "RAYCON G O O O D, WIRES B A A A D" catchphrase and took him up on that discount.
For the first time in my entire life, an ad convinced me to buy something. And it came from a shitposter, not a team of busybodies.
"All crime is legal now, what crime are you doing?"
None, cause they're all legal.
oh wow
it is still a crime, a legal crime, but a crime nonetheless
@@-hello6177 nope, a crime is an unlawful act punishable by the state or other authority. If there is no law there is no crime as the action is no longer unlawful, or punishable by the state or other authority
Your comment is way better than mine
No longer a crime, but still morally reprehensible
I think considering everything that happened since this video, we definitely need a part 3.
There wasn't a single joke in this video that didn't land lmfao
Except the celebrities lmao
Swaggimus Maximus you beat me to it
@@MrGman636 They landed all right. They landed on a concrete floor after falling at terminal velocity and had their spine, kneecaps, legs, arms ribs and skulls broken.
Except for Fallon and Kimmel.
@@MrGman636 have you heard of the great biggus dickus.
We should just keep celebrities locked in their houses permanently.
Them losing their sanity from living normal lives is incredibly entertaining.
That would be a fun thriller-horror setup
Perfectly shows how
A) Insane of an idea long term lockdowns are.
B) Generally unstable our celebrities are (especially the actors/resses).
I'll be waiting for the live-action Drawn Together
69 likes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Made us equal” she says during the most massive wealth transfer in history
Her bath holds more than my future
Trump tax cuts were the biggest redistribution in history. Oh, and now they've expired for all but the top 1% and corporations - exactly as intended. It's Bush era tax cuts x10 with the same sunset provision scheduled to hit regular people 2 years after they've left office and can blame dems.
What the hell are you talking about? You do mean wealth transfer to the rich right?
I’m sure that’s what he means, given that that was the direction of the lockdown wealth transfer.
@@DistortionUltra Yes, that's exactly what the comment is talking about
Nearly two years after this video is published and I finally realized the hidden joke behind "Ray Conman".
This guy's humor is unmatched. God bless him.
It's the kind of humour that understands how cynical human behavior can be in the age of the internet
Chanesque humor. Szeth is another good one
God Bless
"which god?" is the quirky comeback to this
aussie humor doesnt fuck around
If you have bought that many onions, you have not “disguised yourself as an onion seller.”
You are an onion seller now.
whats the song called at 13:52
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s sounds like it's from kevin macleod
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s it sounds like you are spamming everyone
Assuming you can actually sell the onions. He's just an onion hoarder.
@@bobafettjr85 lol yeah I made this comment before he failed to actually sell the onions. although he did buy them with the intent to sell. Failed onion seller?
I can't help but wonder if the Madonna thing was some kind of weird, surrealist, comedy piece. She's naked, in a bathtub full of milk and roses, with strange music playing, talking about how we have all become equal in the eyes of the universe. I know celebrities are notoriously un-self-aware, but that's pushing it.
Heh
Ijust wonder what milk does for the skin... and roses too obvi... but whatever i think id like a jello bath sounds more fun...
humble bragging
I dont think Madonna is that smart man
Or maybe she's just in the early stages of Alzheimers
"disguised himself as an onion salesman"
Nah fam. He became an onion salesman!
This guy makes the only ads I'm willing to sit through. funny af
It's the strats
When raycon man realises the human nervous system, veins and other body parts are wires. “Raycon good wires bad”
Good ads but shitty product sadly
Nah I hate it, I'm allergic to these ads and bullshit. It's sad they are baked in to every video on youtube.
Skip that shit eveytime
Him and Bill Burr are the only people who know how to do ad reads in a way that you don't have to skip through.
Honestly love how Internet Historian does ads, makes you not wanna skip them because it's so over the top. Raycon good! Wires bad!
High energy skits should be the norm for ADs
What I love is that he 100% does the full speech he has to for each ad, but incorporates humor into it so well that you cant stop watching. Great advertising.
The BEST ads!
I usually hate raid ads but I always watch his lol
too bad raycons are actual shit
>pretended to be an onion seller
no no no no, he *WAS* an onion seller. you don't put in that level of effort to _pretend_ to sell onions.
Onions last 2-3 months, they will spoil before the corona virus disappears.
He was a melon seller, but failed to be an onion seller.
But he actually did something for the country and was visiting his family as a reward. He didn't just sneak out to sneak out.
Poqrik Helix mate what do you mean disappear? like it's just gonna head out the door if we tell it to? the entire fucking thing?
@@fido8542 No, I don't think that, but what other word should I use? Dissipate? Go away? Actually "is cured" might have been better.
No plus he got a watermelon and a onion permit, very dedicated to be able to pass the exams for those two permits
I still come back to watch this every blue moon. I'd love a part 3 regarding how absurd the lockdown policies got like in Australia etc.
that madonna speech with the music sounded like some terrible secret being revealed in a horror game
Because low key its true.
It's like the teaser for the horror game but it gives no context about the game itself
Or the speech of a villain from a Dan Brown novel.
Madonna: 'Thought About Blowing up White House'
"Is this P.T.?"
New York Mayor: "Don't walk! Anywhere!"
New Yorkers: "I'm WaLkiNg hErE!"
@Craig the Brute Whats brooklyn like?
@@GarbageTVoriginal THERE WALKIN THERE
Got to admit, guy has some balls to tell New Yorker's not to "wookin'ee".
NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME WALKING HERE
*loads gun*
For people here in Queens we all gucci here people are fucking around
Jimmy fallons mask joke proved how much late night “comedians” require committee writing for their jokes
And how much they need an audience to provide a laugh track
Yep, they are empty suits. Millionaire puppets for the billionaire masters.
I cringed sooo hard on that one...
"komedi"
Conan is good i think
5:39 Literally reacted like a GTA NPC when your character slightly bumps into them
"If they have no bread, let them eat cake" ~Madonna 2020
You know that meme that 21st century US is like a reverse french revolution?
Mrs. Madonna Deficient
While she has fried fish, FRIED FISH YEAH!
@@IAmTheRealBill another person verified on google plus to my collection
Yes, because there’s no better time to sing “Imagine there’s no heaven” then when people are slowly dying of Covid
They aren't self-aware...
Well they're satanists who went on Epstein's island so not surprised lol
better than bringing the plague to heaven.
@Ro Mo Exactly. The thought behind white privilege is that most white people (in USA) has it mostly together and has wealth, while most black people are poor. But the proper term should still be wealth privilege, because that's what they are actually talking about.
@Toxic Delirium is there any evidence? no. so stop you are wrong on so many levels i think i just got cancer
I forgot what this video was called so i just searched: "Raycon good, Wires bad" and found it
Looool I typed it in to see if it worked, it did hahaha
Most people missed a subliminal message: "ray-CON" 13:55
He is the only youtuber that I gladly sit through the sponsor ads.
Im sorry to say it, but watch a youtuber called dankpods review on them
@@taxfraud1212 already watched it like 2 months ago
but i think you missed the point
Without people like Internet Historian to present and archive these types of incidents, people born after 20 years would never believe this s--t. Even I have a hard time believing this type of behavior is being normalized.
I think that both the greatest and most torturous existence would be being forced to examine media highlights that came out at the time, and then comparing them to what's in the history books each generation on.
If you had a time machine for explicitly that reason as well as being immortal, imagine creating an entire accurate archive of history that includes how terribly people recorded it, as well as how those inaccuracies affected people in the future. That would be amazing and helpful as hell, but also entirely soul crushing to see how bad people are at knowing what happens in their own world.
*shit
The dude didn’t just disguise hims of as an onion merchant he deadass became one.
@Infectious Legume Supply and demand, if only he was selling Raid Shadow Legends
The only Raycon ad I didn't skip, "Raycon good, wires bad"
Too bad raycon bad
The funny part is that will be fresh in my mind for days or even weeks. His abstract advertisement is way more effective than the same script bullshit we’re used to.
100% agree, still not gonna buy them but I got a good laugh out of it and Howard gets paid.
>Talks about China
"If I wind up dead after this, don't let the corner rule it a suicide." - Internet Historian
Internet historian didn’t kill himself.
@M B it's just grammar guys. No need to be Obtuse.
@M B I hate you
@@turdferguson5932 what acute little pun
*coroner
Literally the only ads id ever watch 😂😂😂 they got every cent out of that sponsorship.
One does not simply skip through Internet Historian’s ads. This one in particular was one of the best, second only to his speed run one with NordVPN
RAYCON GOOD WIRES BAD
The one where NordVPN-man stalks a girl live on tv with a live audience following him around was pretty funny too.
It was so funny. The best advert I have ever seen
@@dontmindme8571 he even come up with a catchy catchphrase, this one will be looped on my brain for a loooong time
If only Marketing seminars told them to make ads like the Internet Historian
Price gouging: illegal
Gas stations before and after hurricanes: sweating
Live in Florida, can confirm.
You have to be a faceless corporation to price gouge. This is law.
@@ricky-sanchez Yes, it's one of those things that are theoretically made for big corps but in reality almost never applied to them. Joe Blows will be prosecuted to make an example however.
After Katrina, a shit ton of coastal gas stations in MS got in major legal trouble for taking advantage of a literal life-and-death crisis. People were literally shooting each other. After that, all the gas stations in my area usually drop their prices before a hurricane to avoid outrage.
@@alfaivre2990 what are you talking about? Gas is cheap in Florida.
"we're all in the same boat"
My boat: handcrafted canoe that I have to bail out every use
Their boat: 12 yachts of varying sizes with bridges inbetween them and a private island to dock them on
"Yo is that Jeffery Epstein over there?"
Mine is an inflatable dinghy made for a toddler from year 1987....
Mine is just one of those plastic tubs in everyones garage
@@Shootyshoot-ls3xj i need to go canoeing in that
Y'all have boats?!
This is by far the best advertisement ive ever seen, first time ive voluntarily watched it multiple times
I don't think he 'pretended' to be an onion seller at that point. He was an onion seller. Truth is though, if he had stuck with watermelons, he probably would have been fine!
Would’ve probably had to buy back all his watermelons at a loss given how low the supply and high the demand was, though.
I think it had more to do with the difference in regions than with the product. His test was conducted much closer than his home region.
_lifts glasses off his face_
It is I, Leclerc !
@@cymes82 The man with a thousand faces - every one the same.
He picked onions because it would survive the 3 days drive. Watermelons would probably rot by the end of the journey
“Price gouging is illegal.”
Insulin companies: well that’s just too bad...
Pokémon catcher Ash what
Fr dude
HIV meds: that's cute.
Trump: I'm gonna do what's called, a pro gamer move.
*executive orders intensify.
The Generalissimo as a type one diabetic, Trump hasn’t done a damn thing for insulin costs. Yes, I realize there were articles that said he did but it still costs just as much as it didn’t before his executive order.
The SCU is so ambitious ever character in it has their own company.
The gargling ear phones killed me
Yeah, but no one ever should buy raycons, look up Dank pods not sponsored review of them. Their bass and sub is so hard boosted that you can't even hear the other frequency's anymore
That bit where you replace the vowels in words is super hilarious. It could potentially make one laugh.
Love being told we’re all equal by someone who could buy my house like I buy milk.
chuckles in university student who struggles to afford milk
Wait you people own houses!?
I've been able to make my house payments by not drinking milk.
We don’t wanna hear about your dapper lifestyle owning a house and stuff! *goes back into cardboard box*
Some people are more equal than others.
Seriously, Historian's creativity is mind-bogglingly astounding.
Yeah, that ad was one of the best I've ever seen.
Amazon Go(ing to BUSS A NUT)
For sure. I've watched his videos 30 times each. Never gets old.
I cried so tragic
Super Aventail they don’t have nearly as much time , but a lot of people, so you’d think it would be decent ,but no
I don't know what's more sad: the fact that this looks and feels like satire, but actually it's NOT, or that I'm remembering the lunacy being told with a straight face from every official news source around me.
Pikitoko news is fake all around now
I must say, that in like 2018 I was having a lot of thoughts about your "regular" civilians being fucked by the governments, the media, and I was constantly wondering if there ever could be something global, that was a living proof of people being laughed straight into their faces - little did I know that in 2020 there would be a "varus" and happily, you get to see that a lot of "regular" civilians (or working class? you know what I mean) all over the world is not only buying the shit surrounding by it, but also their numbers are increasing and the hate is globally raising.
So, I hope that in 2021 the goverments, politicians, etc. will be crying as they will cross the line and a loud, strong thundering "we have had enough of this!" will fill the world.
@@Thraakull
Aren’t you also regular citizen?
Don’t you also believe the lies of the Lego city government?
You forgot about the time a bunch of millionaires put a *132* multimillion yachts together to spell: "We're all in this together."
that was fake
@@nate7251 yeah I figured that out in the meantime. I feel stupid
IH continues to be a comedy-alchemist. No matter how miserable and insane the world becomes, he never fails to transmute it into comic-gold.
People like you who constantly point out that it’s miserable make it worse
electricbayonet2 you’re just wrong
You were early and trying way to hard to get a few likes.
Its not really the world that’s miserable. Its peoples attitudes. Its why people are throwing giant fits cause they are worried about what other people are doing. This craps got out of hand since the 2016 election. So yeah, the world can seem “miserable” when you have a poor attitude.
miserable... yes
insane... no, only in US
That guy didn't "pretend" to be an onion merchant. If you buy a shipment of onions, drive across the country, and then try to sell them (even if unsuccessful) you're a goddamn onion merchant.
He didn't get busted for "pretending" to be a merchant with an unsound business plan, but for leaving a quarantine zone with rapidly rising COVID cases. That's why stories talk about him being put in quarantine, not jail.
Should have been an Onion Knight.
no true onion merchant fallacy
they should've just let the man go homeee
I love that this bothered you enough to leave a comment.
I love IH’s ads. Everyone else just reads off a script, but IH makes it funny. I doubt people skip these ads.
I've seen many reacters to his videos skip it. They chose....Poorly
His creativity with them always makes me look forward to add thyme.
just a shame that Raycons are a scam tbh, cause IH's ads are probably the best around
Its not an ads its art. I come strictly for the plot of them
He's right up there with Internet Comment Etiquette
"Raycon Good"
"Wires Bad"
This guy should work in advertising
Clips bomb
I think some boring people will object to Ray the Conman.
I hate ads and skip/block/mute them.
But this has me glued to the screen in utter amazement and faszination!
Chum is fum.
He does, he makes Sponsor Segments™ lol
That Indian dude didnt disguise himself as a merchant he literally became one
As an Indian im surprised he didn't make a youtube tutorial on how to do it
@PoofyPandaZzz I wish a Glock was that cheap, shit. The half a mag is probably worth more than the gun.
@@woundedwaffle8913 thats overpriced for a glock, it should be free since you cannot form a bond with it
@@ISELLSALT They are free if you are American. You get one with your birth certificate.
@@Robin-jk6wz the fact i actually am tilted 50/50 on this being a joke or a fact is worrying
"Probably no part 3 unless something ridiculous happens..."
So part 3 coming soon?
Should be already out if you ask me :D.
Oh trust me, Part 3 is definitely coming after Biden admin reversed Trump admin price cut on Epipens. One of the most common vaccine injuries reported is anaphylaxis...
Simple math. Only an Evil and Greedy man would do such a thing. Unless that Fake P(R)esident is removed from office, America is fucked.
oh god i hope so
@@wojciech91 Come down fuckboy I just researched a little myself and It seems like its just frozen for now and no final action has taken part already.
@@baum3705 its not frozen, I got 2 close family members that are diabetic and insulin has more than quadrupled since Biden reversal..... stop believing the news, they're working overtime to cover for Biden
It was amazing.
I had roads entirely to myself and some of the best roads on earth.
Thanks everyone naive enough to stay home. I got to experience something almost no one ever will.
I like how the U.S. is turning into a GTA V Online lobby.
R* was warning us
New York and LA mostly, especially New York
Musken Dos I thought it was Houston lol
@@estefanaluma6212 nah Houstons doing pretty good
SlimGrim602 it always has been