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  • @solomosos5230
    @solomosos5230 4 роки тому +31673

    "It’s made us all equal" she said from her bathtub filled with milk and roses

    • @KHJohan
      @KHJohan 4 роки тому +1963

      To play devil's advocate: if all the poor people died, technically society would become more equal

    • @bazza19
      @bazza19 4 роки тому +1262

      @Alfie Morris so what you're saying is that rich people are more responsible with their money? Not sure about that one either

    • @thomasdavis198
      @thomasdavis198 4 роки тому +822

      @Alfie Morris uhuh... dumbest thing I've heard today lol "poor people are bad with money" why?" Because they are stupid herp herp herp" totally not because America lacks a education system, constant police pressure and charging everyone for anything just for a quick bonus, could it he the BLM community destroying businesses and property? Could it he that they had a family emergency such as a death which then turned out to have several unpaid depts then dumped on there kids who spend there whole lives paying it stuck in poverty?" Nah just stupid I cant use words or explain reasoning I just say they stupid because me big brain"

    • @bigmango202
      @bigmango202 4 роки тому +42

      The cereal

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 4 роки тому +110

      @@thomasdavis198 Thank you!

  • @avdv8798
    @avdv8798 4 роки тому +5450

    "What's terrible is that it made us all equal"
    - Madonna, 2020.

    • @rebdomine1
      @rebdomine1 4 роки тому +891

      From her bathtub in one of her mansions through millions of dollars of plastic surgery.

    • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
      @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 4 роки тому +251

      *MARX PLANNED COVID 19 CONFIRMED*

    • @universome511
      @universome511 4 роки тому +67

      Please don't imply i or anyone else is equal to her

    • @jakemitchell7786
      @jakemitchell7786 4 роки тому +211

      She says from her mansion while millions are going homeless.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +68

      The irony of when she said that while she was in her mansion

  • @bored4428
    @bored4428 4 роки тому +2882

    Wow, turns out celebrities are completely unentertaining when they don't have millions of dollars worth of production backing them. Surprise, surprise.

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 4 роки тому +182

      Yeah the most noticeable thing is the lack of a laugh track now

    • @watchALLthethings
      @watchALLthethings 4 роки тому +25

      What are you talking about? It's incredibly entertaining.

    • @coolchilion722
      @coolchilion722 4 роки тому +113

      But now seeing their descent is more entertaining and is actually real compared to scripts hiding their true nature

    • @watchALLthethings
      @watchALLthethings 4 роки тому +8

      @@coolchilion722 Precisediddlyumptious.

    • @ZaKRo-bx7lp
      @ZaKRo-bx7lp 4 роки тому +30

      Being a complete cringefest is kinda entertaining

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 2 роки тому +4262

    I’ve watched this so many times, that “Raycon good, wires bad” is what my friends and I always say before doing something unforgivable

    • @moley249
      @moley249 2 роки тому +260

      "raycon good, wires bad" {unplugs life support}

    • @theeggineer
      @theeggineer 2 роки тому +17

      goon

    • @shieldvortex1723
      @shieldvortex1723 2 роки тому +37

      It’s Wendi’s preamble catchphrase before he goes on a rant about giants

    • @pasta1549
      @pasta1549 2 роки тому +22

      Oh my god it’s the funny gun cereal man

    • @moley249
      @moley249 2 роки тому +7

      @@pasta1549 "oh i'm just a funny clown eh? wouldn't be so funny if i had a GUN now would i?" jontron---

  • @timeflys3248
    @timeflys3248 4 роки тому +7417

    "Speaking of people who should be in prison....celebrities"
    Line of the century

    • @MasDouc
      @MasDouc 4 роки тому +76

      Century of the century

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 4 роки тому +50

      Century of the line.

    • @oddflacko5063
      @oddflacko5063 4 роки тому +12

      That's what did it for me hahaha

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 роки тому +9

      Well are they all so bad or am I part of the brain washed crowd?

    • @JohnAnber
      @JohnAnber 4 роки тому +14

      Σκοτώνω Χαρά none of them are innocent burn them all

  • @McKampfschnitzel97
    @McKampfschnitzel97 4 роки тому +6511

    Imagine the soul-crushing levels of cringe he had to endure while finding all the celebrity footage.

    • @friendlyghost8796
      @friendlyghost8796 4 роки тому +99

      Rip

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +193

      Considering he showed the entire “Kony 2012” music video and laughed at it, he has the tolerance.

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 4 роки тому +13

      he will never recover

    • @ileiad
      @ileiad 4 роки тому +6

      Literally me every time I edit videos for school-related projects.

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 4 роки тому +53

      @@NathanCassidy721 Somehow, I find the Kony music video less cringy than the celebrity vids.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 3 роки тому +9045

    “it’s made us all equal” she said, from her 40 million dollar house made of more mahogany wood than currently exists in the amazon rainforest and wearing a massive diamond necklace

    • @mrmarciniak9992
      @mrmarciniak9992 3 роки тому +550

      in a bath with rose petals

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 3 роки тому +601

      I don't know about you but I'm starting to think some people are more equal than others

    • @beetleR6
      @beetleR6 3 роки тому +219

      @@booleah6357 is that Orwell I hear? Gotta report you for wrong think! Sorry thems the rules.

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 3 роки тому +148

      @@beetleR6 welp off to reeducation I go. Good thing it's still 1984.

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 3 роки тому +65

      @@beetleR6 Aye asshole. Re-education is my job, you tryna cut into my business ? Kuwait tried that too.

  • @annoy4nce648
    @annoy4nce648 Рік тому +1158

    Honestly, if you're transporting 25 tonnes of onions, have an onion permit, and you're intending to sell them, you're not disguising yourself as an onion merchant. You're an onion merchant.

    • @DoubleVanimation
      @DoubleVanimation Рік тому +62

      Raycon good. Wires bad

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +2

      Well but it's a one time thing, I can't be a merchant if I'm not gonna do it again and again... well maybe if it's profitable...

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan yeah but you could claim that you're simply trying it out, and if it doesn't go well, why continue?

    • @kofi-kun6420
      @kofi-kun6420 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
      But tbh, every merchant can fail and always making profit isn't a thing either. Just tough luck depending on how much money he as a private person spent on all these onions

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 6 місяців тому

      @@DoubleVanimation Thanks Ray, very India

  • @Vokkss
    @Vokkss 4 роки тому +2813

    "People weren't just sending tips, they were sending the whole shaft" best line

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 2 роки тому

      I don't understand how they didn't see this coming. People in NYC basically universally dislike Cuomo and Deblasio, regardless of political standing.
      And they gave us the chance to em in dicks.

  • @raymond-reviews
    @raymond-reviews 4 роки тому +3864

    Internet Historian hasn’t even reached halfway through 2020. He’s still on the first arc.

    • @Sejikan
      @Sejikan 4 роки тому +27

      No, we over half now

    • @raymond-reviews
      @raymond-reviews 4 роки тому +11

      Aaron S All of the chaz/protests started in May.

    • @raymond-reviews
      @raymond-reviews 4 роки тому +59

      T Y M E Yeah but Internet Historian is covering materials that mostly happened in the first 4 months.

    • @joeyw.7131
      @joeyw.7131 4 роки тому +48

      I think we all need to sit back and re-read what the comment said because y’all all misunderstood that

    • @raymond-reviews
      @raymond-reviews 4 роки тому +6

      Joey W. Thank you

  • @jamesnugent2643
    @jamesnugent2643 4 роки тому +735

    My local 7/11 started making their own “hand sanitizer” but instead of alcohol they used industrial grade cleaner lying around the store. Needless to say over 11 kids had chemical burns and the store owner was arrested

  • @JoYo-go2vt
    @JoYo-go2vt 2 роки тому +1566

    “Probably no part 3 unless something ridiculous happens.”
    That line aged well.

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 2 роки тому +55

      something ridiculous happens ALL the time. it's all going accordingly.

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 роки тому +1

      @@-Siculus-Hort- I'm begging for the US to collapse at this point

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 2 роки тому

      @@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 parts of it...

    • @epicpuppyman
      @epicpuppyman 2 роки тому +14

      If your talking about the Russo-ukrainian war, then your wrong 🤓. Because it doesn't relate to covid-19 , its just a completely different event.

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 2 роки тому +82

      @@epicpuppyman I was thinking things like the demilitirized zone, the anti mask convoy, Ivermectin situation, Vaccine misinformation, etc.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 4 роки тому +3340

    "It's the great equalizer" says the woman in a bathtub of milk and rose petals, completely safe and financially secure inside her million dollar home.... so equal. But I think this virus did atleast show us that some celebrities are talentless without a crew, effects and script, along with completely disconnected.
    Also awesome, we got another members of the Advertisers.

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 роки тому +94

      Madonna gives weight to conspiracies with her hideous inhuman physical appearance alone 👽🛸

    • @yaknoe4659
      @yaknoe4659 4 роки тому +18

      The Y2K20 bug

    • @anttimaki8188
      @anttimaki8188 4 роки тому +14

      I never knew how dangerous those wired headphones are, never again!

    • @quazznorm1777
      @quazznorm1777 4 роки тому +14

      IT'S ADDVENGERS!

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 4 роки тому +35

      inb4 people bring up the "cool" rich assholes like pewdiepie and notch and elon musk

  • @dumbdrawings2059
    @dumbdrawings2059 4 роки тому +5361

    The world: oh god I’m sick and this year sucks
    Internet historian: That’s content

    • @nadiaw74
      @nadiaw74 4 роки тому +144

      M I L K T H E M I S E R Y

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 4 роки тому +60

      That’s business baby

    • @Gator_nit
      @Gator_nit 4 роки тому +38

      no no he's got a point
      sponsored by raid

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +1

      @@ta6576
      Relativly

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 4 роки тому +39

      He's able to milk a catastrophe, remain funny while doing so, and still reporting on what's happening in honest fashion. UA-camrs once again showing the mainstream media how pathetic they are.

  • @MissingRedstone
    @MissingRedstone 4 роки тому +6916

    2 Internet Historian videos in the same month?
    Impossible.

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 4 роки тому +139

      2020 is the year of impossible

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 4 роки тому +34

      This is a dream, my guy. This all isn’t real. Im not real, You’re dreaming.

    • @lferb517
      @lferb517 4 роки тому +8

      It truly is the end of the world

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 4 роки тому +11

      He's making up for lost time! Plus, well there is plenty of material.

    • @bb-anon6746
      @bb-anon6746 4 роки тому +4

      We're FEASTING

  • @williammanning5066
    @williammanning5066 2 роки тому +956

    I just realized that Raycon man first introduced himself as "ray", which implies his last name is "con-man".

    • @MaeLSTRoM1997
      @MaeLSTRoM1997 2 роки тому +120

      i think it's because IH couldn't with good conscience recommend people to buy raycon earbuds even with them giving him money, so he slipped in a clue to convince us otherwise

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 роки тому +82

      He always slips in some clues and sarcasm, for raid too

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 2 роки тому +76

      @@thesaviorofsouls5210 The Raid Shadow Legends ads are so over the top you couldn't possibly take them seriously, which is probably the point. Its the only way to neither admit the game sucks ass, which you can't do in an ad, nor actually promote it, which he can't do in good conscience.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 роки тому +29

      @@ManoredRed exactly, then again he does the same with his patreons. Normally people would let some credits roll and such, while he tends to rush them too. One point he even sped it up real fast while saying "oh whoops did you miss your name...lets do that again...did you catch it?"
      So maybe its just how he is.

    • @revuutube
      @revuutube 2 роки тому +4

      @@MaeLSTRoM1997 What's wrong, you don't want to live in cyberpunk etc etc? Clipping all the necessary wires. The whole entire ad was a clue lmao

  • @Alanace92
    @Alanace92 4 роки тому +3513

    Bill Cosby yelling “hey hey hey” as he walks out of the courthouse being accused of raping drugged up women will go down in history as one of the best clips.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 4 роки тому +150

      Hey hey hey people, Bill here.

    • @LordDoucheBags
      @LordDoucheBags 4 роки тому +44

      hey hey hey
      wassa wassa wassup

    • @itspowers9107
      @itspowers9107 4 роки тому +47

      Bill has to be the most egotistical and self confident man there is. I mean how do I have no confidence but that trash doesnt give literally any fucks

    • @popeyeschickenisthebestchicken
      @popeyeschickenisthebestchicken 4 роки тому +48

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE!!!!

    • @desolator4662
      @desolator4662 4 роки тому +5

      BITCONE-

  • @analogfilth
    @analogfilth 4 роки тому +6398

    I love how Internet Historian is creating a band of superheroes with his ad sponsors.

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd 4 роки тому +122

      And continues to indirectly sponcer them.

    • @_Beta-
      @_Beta- 4 роки тому +109

      SHADOW MEN: The historian cut

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 4 роки тому +83

      VPN Cinematic Universe
      (WTF DID I COMMENT THIS, ITS IN THE VIDEO DAMN IGNORAMUS ME)

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 4 роки тому +69

      Are they heroes, or accidental terrorists?

    • @builderphill1361
      @builderphill1361 4 роки тому +8

      I hope he makes a video game from his characters

  • @kajadada
    @kajadada 4 роки тому +2371

    "Sponsor Cinematic Universe"
    You mean... The ADvengers?

    • @seanfyffe1419
      @seanfyffe1419 4 роки тому +39

      All hail the Advengers

    • @zluurkeaksz
      @zluurkeaksz 4 роки тому +89

      ADvengers
      ADvengers: Age of AdBlock
      ADvengers: Infinity Ad
      ADvengers: EndAd

    • @podperson1744
      @podperson1744 4 роки тому +40

      @@zluurkeaksz Advengers: Adgame

    • @TrashComments
      @TrashComments 4 роки тому +6

      The ADvengers are more entertaining than the Avengers

    • @countdooku3373
      @countdooku3373 4 роки тому +1

      SCU deployed

  • @meropticon_1651
    @meropticon_1651 Рік тому +483

    The best thing about rona was that celebrities got exposed for how extremely out of touch and stupid they really are.

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 Рік тому +34

      I won't say that made all the deaths worth it. But, I do like to take my silver lining when I can.

    • @ancientluck6934
      @ancientluck6934 Рік тому +1

      And we enjoy watching them.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 Рік тому +28

      Celebrities are a whole class of people with no especially productive skills, way richer than the rest of us, to whom we look up for some reason we don't fully understand.
      Some gentlemen in France in the 1790s had a very interesting way to deal with certain people like this.

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 Рік тому

      @@ekathe85 While I'm not fond of people killing the planet just for a laugh, I don't really want to cut off their heads either. If you think they are useless now, they won't exactly be more productive without a brain.

    • @theunicornbay4286
      @theunicornbay4286 Рік тому

      ​@@ancientluck6934
      You enjoy watching them. Not me

  • @HialeahFlorida
    @HialeahFlorida 4 роки тому +3955

    "Raycon good, wires bad" is the best marketing slogan I've heard all year.

    • @tonykett
      @tonykett 4 роки тому +71

      I was laughing so hard into my pillow during that sketch my wife woke up and started battering me which made me laugh harder. I love you internetz historian 🤣

    • @EbolaClown
      @EbolaClown 4 роки тому +2

      DestructOre What’s wrong with RayCons?

    • @coolchilion722
      @coolchilion722 4 роки тому +40

      @@EbolaClown checkout various non sponsored reviews of the product

    • @alan123red1
      @alan123red1 4 роки тому +39

      EbolaClown overpriced for how shit quality they are watch dankpods video on them

    • @benfennell6842
      @benfennell6842 4 роки тому +36

      @@EbolaClown too much bass, no eq sounds muddy and shit. Also just kind of feel cheap, very light plasticky construction.

  • @garrywalmartcashier
    @garrywalmartcashier 4 роки тому +2068

    The acting quality of IH's Raycon commercial is better than the earphones themselves.

    • @shootfirsttalklater4
      @shootfirsttalklater4 4 роки тому +100

      I bought a set. Audio was fine but the bloody things dont charge right at all so what the fuck was the point. Waste of 80 bucks I say.

    • @404dayz
      @404dayz 4 роки тому +36

      It’s from China or something

    • @nathandoan5717
      @nathandoan5717 4 роки тому +16

      shootfirsttalklater4 thanks for the heads up

    • @cfa1998
      @cfa1998 4 роки тому +4

      Lypertek's are better

    • @silkpursuit
      @silkpursuit 4 роки тому +17

      Yup, RayJ is just a rebranded dropshipping shill.

  • @matthewbreen1951
    @matthewbreen1951 4 роки тому +3210

    "Iunno, how big an issue was TheVarus?"
    "Well, not only did Internet Historian do two videos on it, they were released in the same month"
    "Oh shit, THAT BIG?"

    • @Telamonian
      @Telamonian 4 роки тому +16

      The Varus was kinda bad compared to his usual vid

    • @Nuxi10.
      @Nuxi10. 4 роки тому +51

      @@Telamonian honestly, most parts were pretty good, but that cringe celebs was really hard to watch

    • @jona7357
      @jona7357 4 роки тому +3

      Shit’s getting heavy

    • @beyou1813
      @beyou1813 4 роки тому +10

      I cared way less about the virus and more about the goddamn land hurricane through my state.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 роки тому +4

      @Greasel Snatches "eh, more like it was used to time travel to 1984, if you catch my drift"

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 2 роки тому +820

    Amazing how India can crack down on travel and people going to see families and not on known scam centers

    • @vergilthewolf3619
      @vergilthewolf3619 2 роки тому +91

      Shows how much they actually care and where their priorities are.

    • @magnusop5773
      @magnusop5773 2 роки тому +62

      @@vergilthewolf3619 cause in a country with a population of a billion people. Taking light of an issue of a virus with potential to kill would cause millions in death. But maybe you're right, dealing with scam should have been a priority for India. Cause that were the real issue is.

    • @vergilthewolf3619
      @vergilthewolf3619 2 роки тому +8

      @@magnusop5773 Nevermind

    • @HyperrealisticLuigi
      @HyperrealisticLuigi 2 роки тому

      because indias police are corrupt and are usually bribed to stay quiet

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 2 роки тому +21

      @@magnusop5773 Doesn't mean they can't do anything about it

  • @r3do_
    @r3do_ 4 роки тому +909

    "So how is 2020 going ?"
    "Really bad. Internet Historian had to make 2 videos on it already....."

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 4 роки тому +901

    "It's the great equalizer" said Madonna, while sitting in her porcelain tub, in a bathroom that costs more than my house.

  • @captaindreadnought212
    @captaindreadnought212 3 роки тому +4051

    Public: I've lost 3 family members, I lost my job, and I'm going to lose my house
    Celebrities: that's rough, the maid only came once this week so I know what you're going through :((

    • @thetownfool-t5e
      @thetownfool-t5e 3 роки тому +228

      Rich kids be like: HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEM, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING RICH, THEY HAVE TO MANAGE ALL OF THER MAIDS, ur jealous

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 3 роки тому +117

      "We had to not be on TV for a few weeks and didn't get to yell at paparazzi, we're in this together."

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 3 роки тому +64

      and the upper class wonders why everyone hates them.
      being rich is just being lonely with extra steps.

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 3 роки тому +1

      ☝ Oh shit, what fresh jokes nobody's made the whole of 2020 you dudes are cranking out 😰

    • @williamfryer4528
      @williamfryer4528 3 роки тому +15

      That logic is a bit fallacious because you could just easily say that first worlders have it easy since they aren't dying from famine, disease, or war and living in deplorable conditions
      Everyone can face struggles and most will at some point, it's about being grateful for what you have and not what you don't have

  • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
    @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 2 роки тому +289

    "I detect a hint of hydrangea" Ah yes, just a hint of scent from a scentless flower...

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 2 роки тому +25

      Speech 0%

    • @FutariHitoriDAi
      @FutariHitoriDAi Рік тому +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Рік тому +4

      @@spaceacepl4636 Its more Botany 0%

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex Рік тому +15

      @Eagletdagriffin
      The way he strains out "lilac" as if its the first time he's ever seen the word as it pops up on the autocue, I think "speech 0" is also very fitting.

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 Рік тому +5

      I think the idea of him having no idea how sanitizer (& soap by relation) smells should not be glossed over

  • @LukaManuka
    @LukaManuka 4 роки тому +598

    "Disguised as an onion seller"?
    Buddy, if you're selling 25 *THOUSAND* kilograms of onions, you *_ARE_* an onion seller.

    • @Lollemaster
      @Lollemaster 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe he identifies as a woodworker

    • @penuts17
      @penuts17 4 роки тому +9

      We are ALL onion sellers on this blessed day.

    • @_Ciosu..
      @_Ciosu.. 4 роки тому +4

      I don't know if you understand it or not.. He mean the outfit, THE DISGUISE.. Like a police, fire fighter, nurse etc..

    • @_Ciosu..
      @_Ciosu.. 4 роки тому +3

      Also, if he a REAL onion seller, why did he even pretend, why the article said he's disguise.. If I sell my phone, does that mean I'm a phone seller ?

    • @Incognito-gh5qi
      @Incognito-gh5qi 4 роки тому +5

      @@_Ciosu.. Yes. Yes it does.
      Going by the logic if you tell a lie you are a liar. Simple.

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector 3 роки тому +4474

    "People weren't just sending tips: they were sending the whole shaft."
    My eyes just widened by the classiness of that pun.

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro 3 роки тому +39

      It took me a whole second to understand that joke.

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro 3 роки тому +16

      That is not only classy but extremely smart

    • @mariaathena7910
      @mariaathena7910 3 роки тому +2

      😂 indeed

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 3 роки тому +2

      pretty sure they wanted to see it in public too

    • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
      @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 2 роки тому +3

      Don't lie , your eyes widened in hopes of seeing the whole shaft , didn't they ?

  • @The.Orange.Wizard
    @The.Orange.Wizard 3 роки тому +13603

    I absolutely hate “Snitches get rewards” when “Snitches get riches” was right there.

    • @mzansiloxx
      @mzansiloxx 2 роки тому +973

      😂 it's as if politicians go out of their way to disappoint us

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 2 роки тому +177

      how did I not see it?

    • @guatemalantomcat
      @guatemalantomcat 2 роки тому +60

      @@mzansiloxx it's because they genuinely are just that stupid

    • @aq2475
      @aq2475 2 роки тому +241

      Politicians they won't take any chance to get anything right

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 роки тому +21

      Dammit

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 2 роки тому +517

    I love the “so what do you want, prison or philanthropy? We’re sending a squad car.”
    “I have decided to give back to the community.”
    It’s such a funny bit to me

    • @R0bot4
      @R0bot4 Рік тому +1

      Its also an alliteration, so a good choice of words :) and a rhetorical question essentially and so on…

    • @sabrinatscha2554
      @sabrinatscha2554 Рік тому +3

      It was shitty for them to crack down on that dude. He didn’t do anything wrong

    • @iwantanswers
      @iwantanswers Рік тому +21

      @@sabrinatscha2554 besides price gouging

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Рік тому +2

      ​@@iwantanswersif I was older at the time and I could afford it, I would have done the same, it just seems like an obvious way to get easy money.
      Unless the government, the community, and eBay screws you over.

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme Рік тому +21

      @@deontaeavila3514 price gouge on non-essential goods that are high in demand, doing it with essential goods is just illegal

  • @99sins
    @99sins 4 роки тому +1412

    "disguised as an onion seller"
    By buying onions with the intent to sell.

    • @tesso.6193
      @tesso.6193 4 роки тому +73

      he really gamed the system there

    • @MrArthoz
      @MrArthoz 4 роки тому +13

      Look up Allo Allo...you will understand this very old joke...

    • @redd_cat
      @redd_cat 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrArthoz I was trying to figure out if Internet Historian got the reference. But I got it nonetheless

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrArthoz It is I, 🤓👌😀
      LeClerk!

    • @penuts17
      @penuts17 4 роки тому +6

      Possession of onion-related paraphernalia.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 4 роки тому +574

    I died when all the celebrities made it clear that they can't handle not being the center of attention for more than a few days and laid bare everything that's wrong with them. To think people still believe these rich people have any idea of what's going on around them blows my mind.

    • @Axle-F
      @Axle-F 4 роки тому +58

      I’m crying with sadness. Just wanted to share.
      I SAID IM CRYING WITH SADNESS FUCK PAY ATTENTION TO ME

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon 4 роки тому +19

      Depends on the celeb to be honest. I mean social media types are clearly who he’s mainly bashing on but I doubt EVERY SINGLE notable actor or musician was on the socials screaming for attention

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 роки тому +15

      @@StephySon - Conan is our last great hero.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +19

      @@StephySon literally everyone was in their houses crying because they would get only 57 million dollars during the pandemic, meanwhile every poor person just lost their jobs and will die because of the inflation of medicine

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon 4 роки тому +5

      Lugoor Star literally everyone? I mean there’s a lot of noteworthy people, a lot of singers, rappers, bands, actors, actresses, etc. your telling me every single last one of them were all like this? Even your favorite bands and actors?

  • @blueninety
    @blueninety 4 роки тому +8671

    *price gouging: illegal*
    Universities with their textbooks: *sweating*

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 4 роки тому +351

      It's not gouging if they all do it...

    • @Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson
      @Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson 4 роки тому +273

      @@phuuc8075 I guess that would be artificial inflation then. Well, maybe not what guys called but it sounds like it would be lol

    • @noahpaulette1490
      @noahpaulette1490 4 роки тому +190

      @@Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson it's because the government pays for student loans so the college can make everything is expensive as they want and the government will still pay for it. The students will complain but still ultimately buy the books so who cares.

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 4 роки тому +63

      I think they found out that the fees are so high, they can just profit from rich and foreign students and ignore the scholarship and local market completely.

    • @Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson
      @Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson 4 роки тому +83

      @@noahpaulette1490 ohhhhh.... kind of like what they do with Medicare and hospitals right?

  • @Willdror
    @Willdror Рік тому +167

    I love how people calling out shoplifters and asking them to stop sound exactly like NPCs when you do the same in game.

    • @Gamefreak924
      @Gamefreak924 6 місяців тому +6

      What if I told you that NPC dialogue was written by real people?

    • @prw56
      @prw56 5 місяців тому +7

      I've never heard an NPC call me a piece of shit and wish me to overdose

    • @joebidome1445
      @joebidome1445 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@prw56 I mean there is gothic

    • @Jjgm69
      @Jjgm69 3 місяці тому

      ​@@joebidome1445wait what ? How does that work 🤔 ?

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish5640 4 роки тому +1384

    Finally after nordVPN escaped from historian's terrifying stalker ads, he finally found another company to abuse

    • @SapphireCarbuncle009
      @SapphireCarbuncle009 4 роки тому +37

      Pyro abducted him to play the role of Shadowman
      In a month's time he'll also have Raycon Man trapped in his personal prison tower

    • @koharuyuuki3162
      @koharuyuuki3162 4 роки тому +6

      I miss Shadow Man

    • @aykfc
      @aykfc 4 роки тому +7

      Wonder if they knew what they were getting

    • @LockCard
      @LockCard 4 роки тому +2

      TBH im vary likely to buy stuff if they make good ads.
      IH is really good at marketing.

    • @tail8666
      @tail8666 4 роки тому

      @@SapphireCarbuncle009 !

  • @iantweedie4060
    @iantweedie4060 4 роки тому +535

    "Its made us all equal in many ways" she says half submerged in a rose pedal bubble bath. Umm what.

    • @pedinhuh16
      @pedinhuh16 4 роки тому +97

      Rich people really don't have a clue of what equality is, it seems.

    • @ajeje1996
      @ajeje1996 4 роки тому +6

      I bet her bike is wicked aero

    • @rse617
      @rse617 4 роки тому +3

      @@ajeje1996 fully

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 4 роки тому +3

      @@ajeje1996 yeah, I bike. *big legs*

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 4 роки тому +31

      I hate it when celebrities try to act like completely normal people. Like if *I* had that amount of money I wouldn't even *try* to pretend to be normal. You'd see me dressed up in Willy Wonka-esque attire year round.

  • @JasperSynth
    @JasperSynth 4 роки тому +1045

    “No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens”. In other words: there will be a part 3.

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 4 роки тому +42

      I suspect it won't stop at three...

    • @qwertzritter5197
      @qwertzritter5197 4 роки тому +24

      @@TheExplosiveGuy i mean .... we could have tales form the varus until 2024 all depends on how the world deals with it ... and so far its looking like were gonna have a long time of fun with Covid ^^

    • @tigerboom9030
      @tigerboom9030 4 роки тому +6

      What about the fake rumors of vaccines. Could be hilarious

    • @0eroPositivo
      @0eroPositivo 4 роки тому

      @@TheExplosiveGuy If that is the only requirement it will be a long saga.

    • @Flygoniaks
      @Flygoniaks 4 роки тому

      Considering all the stuff hinted at in the outro... there very well could be a part 3.

  • @lucyvalentine20
    @lucyvalentine20 2 роки тому +140

    With the HUGE monkey escape all I could think of is "Didn't Planet of the Apes start off like this?"

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Рік тому +6

      The last three years have been an extended version of that movie!

  • @ultimanecat3091
    @ultimanecat3091 4 роки тому +911

    “Condoms - the thinking man’s glove.”
    ~ Internet Historian, August 2020

    • @sethg4584
      @sethg4584 4 роки тому +2

      That's been a saying for ages

    • @Jumbo_Chisel_Tip
      @Jumbo_Chisel_Tip 4 роки тому +2

      I was shocked people resorted to condoms. Finger-cots are already a thing, and with none of the lube!

    • @OrdinaryEXP
      @OrdinaryEXP 4 роки тому +4

      @@sethg4584 To be fair, using condoms as finger cots is probably something only a thinking man could come up with.

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 4 роки тому +12260

    “Wait celebrities are actually horrible people?”
    “Always have been”

    • @LEARSIKCIGAM
      @LEARSIKCIGAM 4 роки тому +368

      Most
      Annoying
      People, and silly

    • @catendway4754
      @catendway4754 4 роки тому +499

      _sings about communism in their native language capitalism_

    • @faboolean7039
      @faboolean7039 4 роки тому +157

      Is it just me or has anyone else thought that meme was shit...
      Always has been

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb 4 роки тому +379

      Reminder that celebrities having a pedophile ring on private islands was once a conspiracy theory that was laughed at
      Until Weinstein and Epstein made it to reality
      Many more of them exist yet undiscovered
      Mega wealthy elite 1% are a cancer on this Earth

    • @popsicleman1834
      @popsicleman1834 4 роки тому +254

      @@FriedrichBarb This scares me. Does power turn people into assholes, or is the system designed to give power to assholes? Either option is fucked up.

  • @RedshirtAfficionado
    @RedshirtAfficionado 3 роки тому +2464

    "People weren't just sending tips - they were sending the *whole shaft*"
    Fuckin gold.

  • @KH-iz1bj
    @KH-iz1bj 2 роки тому +86

    I didn't realize pretty much everything that happens is funny when narrated correctly

  • @marti5420
    @marti5420 4 роки тому +1820

    "Time for an uplifting story"
    > dude gets busted after failing to sell onions for his family
    i think this says a lot about you historian.

    • @corruptedplayer
      @corruptedplayer 4 роки тому +68

      I don't know what you want, this is the most uplifting Story i've Heard in a long time

    • @alejandrocalori6298
      @alejandrocalori6298 4 роки тому +35

      ONION OUNGUNGUN VILLAGE

    • @SylvanasYT
      @SylvanasYT 4 роки тому +9

      @@alejandrocalori6298 TEEPEE HUT

    • @Jaiko_
      @Jaiko_ 4 роки тому +66

      He traveled the country, became a merchant, bypassed the lockdown and saw his family and is now in the onion gulag. What could be better than that?

    • @Somewhereinthisuniverse
      @Somewhereinthisuniverse 4 роки тому +4

      @@SylvanasYT as. a Indian i can guarantee that everyone lives in a hut

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 4 роки тому +1416

    "what's terrible about it is, it's made us all equal in many ways"
    Welllll we know what Madonna is worried about

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 роки тому +166

      i, too, contemplate my equality in the bathrub naked, as my boobs are showing to the whole world.

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 роки тому +142

      She is in no way equal to us. I consider her less than the homeless guy on the street corner throwing his own shit at random cars.

    • @PlagueRavenRX
      @PlagueRavenRX 4 роки тому +33

      When rich white people say they're "equal" to you, lol.

    • @johng8837
      @johng8837 4 роки тому +74

      @@PlagueRavenRX "white"

    • @scheezy
      @scheezy 4 роки тому +85

      @@PlagueRavenRX *When rich people FTFY

  • @zackpointon2419
    @zackpointon2419 4 роки тому +6315

    Internet historian has accomplished something i never thought possible - making me look forward to ad breaks

    • @mxpro360
      @mxpro360 4 роки тому +287

      Raycon good
      Wires bad

    • @dense_and_dull
      @dense_and_dull 4 роки тому +13

      Same! 💀

    • @thewolfin
      @thewolfin 4 роки тому +6

      EMF in earhole good

    • @juic3box312
      @juic3box312 4 роки тому +25

      Check out internet comment etiquette with Erik, best in the business ad breaks

    • @crysis_pyscho9386
      @crysis_pyscho9386 4 роки тому +2

      He deserves every second of add

  • @Cybrisk
    @Cybrisk 2 роки тому +198

    "Would you say you're sorry?"
    "No I don't think that I would"
    I honestly respect that so much that I'm genuinely disappointed he apologized later.

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex Рік тому +26

      He was a massive dick, but at least he was honest. I'm sure if it wasn't him and his brother, it would have been someone else with the same idea.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 Рік тому +12

      When two brothers do this, it's called price gouging, when a corporation or a country does it, it's called good business.
      Don't hate the players, hate the game

  • @pladderisawesome
    @pladderisawesome 4 роки тому +1641

    "disguised himself as an onion seller"
    He was there selling onions. He factually is an onion merchant in this scenario.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah but he was disguised as an onion seller not onion merchant

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah but his heart wasn't in it.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 роки тому +5

      _Mama Mia..._

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 4 роки тому +7

      it was a really good disguise

    • @isaaclee2084
      @isaaclee2084 4 роки тому +7

      MY ONIONS!!!

  • @jacobocto1422
    @jacobocto1422 3 роки тому +4473

    "No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens."
    I think enough ridiculous has happened for videos through part 5.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 3 роки тому +123

      At this point just skip to 5, because it's such a shitshow that nobody will even notice

    • @virn333
      @virn333 3 роки тому +67

      5 months later... and we're up to part 10. Lol. Pfizer is now demanding regular booster shots of the vaccine and twice daily pills.
      2 weeks to slow the spread. Uhuh.

    • @twilotealeaf1714
      @twilotealeaf1714 3 роки тому +113

      Pls let him cover the "alternative treatments" ark of the virus or as I'd like to call it:
      The Darwin awards

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 3 роки тому +21

      @@twilotealeaf1714 .didnt he already cover it on part 1?

    • @MechaKaito
      @MechaKaito 3 роки тому +21

      The last two months of 2020 and January 2021 were ridiculous.

  • @PurpleColonel
    @PurpleColonel 4 роки тому +1262

    Who'd have thought celebrities are self absorbed and out of touch?

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 4 роки тому +2

      @Tim Clark surely they must be some good celebs. Like maybe the actor of Tyson Lannister.

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- 3 роки тому

      @@htoodoh5770 Tyson. /snicker

    • @Mrflowerproductions
      @Mrflowerproductions 3 роки тому

      @@htoodoh5770 I think you mean Tyrone Lannister

  • @NourArt02
    @NourArt02 Рік тому +22

    "It spans us all equally" - she uttered, in her milk filled rose covered bath tub

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 4 роки тому +5231

    Raycon: Spends millions creating a slogan for their product.
    Internet Historian: "Raycon good; wires bad."

    • @deadlyrobot5179
      @deadlyrobot5179 4 роки тому +262

      The ad was the best part.

    • @SCIFIguy64
      @SCIFIguy64 4 роки тому +188

      Shame they're hot shit. Like, literally just Skull Candy with a battery pack selling for a ridiculous price.

    • @Bourinos02
      @Bourinos02 4 роки тому +109

      @@deadlyrobot5179 The best part starts at 00:00 and ends up at 24:25

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 роки тому

      God Bless Your Soul

    • @tjhorton5477
      @tjhorton5477 4 роки тому +67

      Although, it is the only advertisement for Raycon that I've left remembering what the brand was

  • @TsarNicholasyearsago
    @TsarNicholasyearsago 4 роки тому +2387

    I feel like his ads aren't even helping the sponsors but they're still sponsoring him just so they can watch the ads

    • @xtdycxtfuv9353
      @xtdycxtfuv9353 4 роки тому +13

      what?

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 4 роки тому +148

      im pretty sure his ads are the only ads that make people want to buy shit, that, or free market montgomery, or hell, maybe even crazy bills liquors, those are the only ads where i WANTED to buy the products showing. because they had conviction, faux-quality, and a old man having a blast

    • @soratos9785
      @soratos9785 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine warching adds 😂😂😂

    • @ss-nu3qf
      @ss-nu3qf 4 роки тому +17

      @@soratos9785 I sure love to warch adds in the early morning

    • @Impalingthorn
      @Impalingthorn 4 роки тому +72

      Not gonna lie, was in the process of signing up for a job at a warehouse and realized I was gonna need some headphones, but I didn't want anything with annoying wires.
      Then I remembered IH's retarded "RAYCON G O O O D, WIRES B A A A D" catchphrase and took him up on that discount.
      For the first time in my entire life, an ad convinced me to buy something. And it came from a shitposter, not a team of busybodies.

  • @th3m1st0cl3s
    @th3m1st0cl3s 4 роки тому +772

    "All crime is legal now, what crime are you doing?"
    None, cause they're all legal.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 роки тому +2

      oh wow

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 4 роки тому

      it is still a crime, a legal crime, but a crime nonetheless

    • @tacitus5665
      @tacitus5665 4 роки тому +33

      @@-hello6177 nope, a crime is an unlawful act punishable by the state or other authority. If there is no law there is no crime as the action is no longer unlawful, or punishable by the state or other authority

    • @JJ-xw8sv
      @JJ-xw8sv 4 роки тому

      Your comment is way better than mine

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 4 роки тому +4

      No longer a crime, but still morally reprehensible

  • @yoshigottagun
    @yoshigottagun Рік тому +12

    I think considering everything that happened since this video, we definitely need a part 3.

  • @OFED
    @OFED 4 роки тому +2615

    There wasn't a single joke in this video that didn't land lmfao

    • @MrGman636
      @MrGman636 4 роки тому +131

      Except the celebrities lmao

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 4 роки тому +10

      Swaggimus Maximus you beat me to it

    • @vloghater8920
      @vloghater8920 4 роки тому +45

      @@MrGman636 They landed all right. They landed on a concrete floor after falling at terminal velocity and had their spine, kneecaps, legs, arms ribs and skulls broken.

    • @ryansg1000
      @ryansg1000 4 роки тому +4

      Except for Fallon and Kimmel.

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 4 роки тому +6

      @@MrGman636 have you heard of the great biggus dickus.

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 4 роки тому +540

    We should just keep celebrities locked in their houses permanently.
    Them losing their sanity from living normal lives is incredibly entertaining.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +17

      That would be a fun thriller-horror setup

    • @TheDisgruntledImperial
      @TheDisgruntledImperial 4 роки тому +35

      Perfectly shows how
      A) Insane of an idea long term lockdowns are.
      B) Generally unstable our celebrities are (especially the actors/resses).

    • @titanparadox5744
      @titanparadox5744 4 роки тому +2

      I'll be waiting for the live-action Drawn Together

    • @wuzz111
      @wuzz111 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes

    • @Mike1997nfs
      @Mike1997nfs 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @frankygmanentertainment5835
    @frankygmanentertainment5835 2 роки тому +3849

    “Made us equal” she says during the most massive wealth transfer in history

    • @ivgotballsofsteel4048
      @ivgotballsofsteel4048 2 роки тому +1

      Her bath holds more than my future

    • @marklewandowski8474
      @marklewandowski8474 2 роки тому

      Trump tax cuts were the biggest redistribution in history. Oh, and now they've expired for all but the top 1% and corporations - exactly as intended. It's Bush era tax cuts x10 with the same sunset provision scheduled to hit regular people 2 years after they've left office and can blame dems.

    • @DistortionUltra
      @DistortionUltra 2 роки тому +46

      What the hell are you talking about? You do mean wealth transfer to the rich right?

    • @haydenstockwell252
      @haydenstockwell252 2 роки тому +269

      I’m sure that’s what he means, given that that was the direction of the lockdown wealth transfer.

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 2 роки тому +150

      @@DistortionUltra Yes, that's exactly what the comment is talking about

  • @Loogaroo1
    @Loogaroo1 2 роки тому +127

    Nearly two years after this video is published and I finally realized the hidden joke behind "Ray Conman".

  • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
    @giorgigarsevanidze6334 4 роки тому +5596

    This guy's humor is unmatched. God bless him.

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 4 роки тому +91

      It's the kind of humour that understands how cynical human behavior can be in the age of the internet

    • @chandandharana7492
      @chandandharana7492 4 роки тому +29

      Chanesque humor. Szeth is another good one

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 4 роки тому +6

      God Bless

    • @aksumurhe4100
      @aksumurhe4100 4 роки тому +11

      "which god?" is the quirky comeback to this

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 4 роки тому +18

      aussie humor doesnt fuck around

  • @anthonyb4479
    @anthonyb4479 3 роки тому +2308

    If you have bought that many onions, you have not “disguised yourself as an onion seller.”
    You are an onion seller now.

    • @oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s
      @oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s 3 роки тому +4

      whats the song called at 13:52

    • @wizzly6162
      @wizzly6162 3 роки тому +1

      @@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s sounds like it's from kevin macleod

    • @ulrikahaggard9923
      @ulrikahaggard9923 3 роки тому +12

      @@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s it sounds like you are spamming everyone

    • @bobafettjr85
      @bobafettjr85 3 роки тому +18

      Assuming you can actually sell the onions. He's just an onion hoarder.

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 3 роки тому +27

      @@bobafettjr85 lol yeah I made this comment before he failed to actually sell the onions. although he did buy them with the intent to sell. Failed onion seller?

  • @HundredDaysMusic
    @HundredDaysMusic 4 роки тому +2108

    I can't help but wonder if the Madonna thing was some kind of weird, surrealist, comedy piece. She's naked, in a bathtub full of milk and roses, with strange music playing, talking about how we have all become equal in the eyes of the universe. I know celebrities are notoriously un-self-aware, but that's pushing it.

    • @pajtimo23
      @pajtimo23 4 роки тому +11

      Heh

    • @Soul-OnFire
      @Soul-OnFire 4 роки тому +61

      Ijust wonder what milk does for the skin... and roses too obvi... but whatever i think id like a jello bath sounds more fun...

    • @anormalguy8407
      @anormalguy8407 4 роки тому +10

      humble bragging

    • @solaire7046
      @solaire7046 4 роки тому +85

      I dont think Madonna is that smart man

    • @ac8911
      @ac8911 4 роки тому +91

      Or maybe she's just in the early stages of Alzheimers

  • @padlockband
    @padlockband 2 роки тому +26

    "disguised himself as an onion salesman"
    Nah fam. He became an onion salesman!

  • @Smallthoughty
    @Smallthoughty 4 роки тому +1782

    This guy makes the only ads I'm willing to sit through. funny af

    • @kalumW
      @kalumW 4 роки тому +3

      It's the strats

    • @joshuakirkham4024
      @joshuakirkham4024 4 роки тому +19

      When raycon man realises the human nervous system, veins and other body parts are wires. “Raycon good wires bad”

    • @ItsRainingLemons
      @ItsRainingLemons 4 роки тому +3

      Good ads but shitty product sadly

    • @vonclaren1
      @vonclaren1 4 роки тому +1

      Nah I hate it, I'm allergic to these ads and bullshit. It's sad they are baked in to every video on youtube.
      Skip that shit eveytime

    • @TomLeeCycling
      @TomLeeCycling 4 роки тому +1

      Him and Bill Burr are the only people who know how to do ad reads in a way that you don't have to skip through.

  • @zombiestalker5383
    @zombiestalker5383 4 роки тому +1787

    Honestly love how Internet Historian does ads, makes you not wanna skip them because it's so over the top. Raycon good! Wires bad!

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 4 роки тому +31

      High energy skits should be the norm for ADs

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 4 роки тому +46

      What I love is that he 100% does the full speech he has to for each ad, but incorporates humor into it so well that you cant stop watching. Great advertising.

    • @dano9411
      @dano9411 4 роки тому +2

      The BEST ads!

    • @TobyFloof
      @TobyFloof 4 роки тому +5

      I usually hate raid ads but I always watch his lol

    • @user-jv4ro9yp7u
      @user-jv4ro9yp7u 4 роки тому +14

      too bad raycons are actual shit

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 4 роки тому +901

    >pretended to be an onion seller
    no no no no, he *WAS* an onion seller. you don't put in that level of effort to _pretend_ to sell onions.

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 4 роки тому +7

      Onions last 2-3 months, they will spoil before the corona virus disappears.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +2

      He was a melon seller, but failed to be an onion seller.
      But he actually did something for the country and was visiting his family as a reward. He didn't just sneak out to sneak out.

    • @fido8542
      @fido8542 4 роки тому

      Poqrik Helix mate what do you mean disappear? like it's just gonna head out the door if we tell it to? the entire fucking thing?

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 4 роки тому

      @@fido8542 No, I don't think that, but what other word should I use? Dissipate? Go away? Actually "is cured" might have been better.

    • @altandemei2644
      @altandemei2644 День тому

      No plus he got a watermelon and a onion permit, very dedicated to be able to pass the exams for those two permits

  • @Bearington89
    @Bearington89 Рік тому +12

    I still come back to watch this every blue moon. I'd love a part 3 regarding how absurd the lockdown policies got like in Australia etc.

  • @kaia-di4pq
    @kaia-di4pq 4 роки тому +560

    that madonna speech with the music sounded like some terrible secret being revealed in a horror game

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 4 роки тому +7

      Because low key its true.

    • @4duanich
      @4duanich 4 роки тому +22

      It's like the teaser for the horror game but it gives no context about the game itself

    • @comradecthulhu6052
      @comradecthulhu6052 4 роки тому +9

      Or the speech of a villain from a Dan Brown novel.

    • @meskisz
      @meskisz 4 роки тому +10

      Madonna: 'Thought About Blowing up White House'

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 роки тому +5

      "Is this P.T.?"

  • @phosphoros60
    @phosphoros60 4 роки тому +840

    New York Mayor: "Don't walk! Anywhere!"
    New Yorkers: "I'm WaLkiNg hErE!"

    • @GarbageTVoriginal
      @GarbageTVoriginal 4 роки тому +1

      @Craig the Brute Whats brooklyn like?

    • @trevermarco9206
      @trevermarco9206 4 роки тому +2

      @@GarbageTVoriginal THERE WALKIN THERE

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 4 роки тому +3

      Got to admit, guy has some balls to tell New Yorker's not to "wookin'ee".

    • @ganjagank4787
      @ganjagank4787 4 роки тому

      NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME WALKING HERE
      *loads gun*

    • @diegosernadas1883
      @diegosernadas1883 4 роки тому

      For people here in Queens we all gucci here people are fucking around

  • @LogieT2K
    @LogieT2K 4 роки тому +1862

    Jimmy fallons mask joke proved how much late night “comedians” require committee writing for their jokes

    • @justinanderson3241
      @justinanderson3241 4 роки тому +196

      And how much they need an audience to provide a laugh track

    • @raymondcoventry1221
      @raymondcoventry1221 4 роки тому +85

      Yep, they are empty suits. Millionaire puppets for the billionaire masters.

    •  4 роки тому +23

      I cringed sooo hard on that one...

    • @Killzoneguy117
      @Killzoneguy117 4 роки тому +17

      "komedi"

    • @wyatt8244
      @wyatt8244 4 роки тому +16

      Conan is good i think

  • @b1rdsh0t80
    @b1rdsh0t80 Рік тому +15

    5:39 Literally reacted like a GTA NPC when your character slightly bumps into them

  • @mrauntheias4480
    @mrauntheias4480 4 роки тому +799

    "If they have no bread, let them eat cake" ~Madonna 2020

    • @Cernumospete
      @Cernumospete 4 роки тому +22

      You know that meme that 21st century US is like a reverse french revolution?

    • @RegaDega
      @RegaDega 4 роки тому +3

      Mrs. Madonna Deficient

    • @IAmTheRealBill
      @IAmTheRealBill 4 роки тому +2

      While she has fried fish, FRIED FISH YEAH!

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 4 роки тому +2

      @@IAmTheRealBill another person verified on google plus to my collection

  • @guaceldono7231
    @guaceldono7231 4 роки тому +1703

    Yes, because there’s no better time to sing “Imagine there’s no heaven” then when people are slowly dying of Covid

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 4 роки тому +100

      They aren't self-aware...

    • @isamej4051
      @isamej4051 4 роки тому +130

      Well they're satanists who went on Epstein's island so not surprised lol

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 4 роки тому +6

      better than bringing the plague to heaven.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +12

      @Ro Mo Exactly. The thought behind white privilege is that most white people (in USA) has it mostly together and has wealth, while most black people are poor. But the proper term should still be wealth privilege, because that's what they are actually talking about.

    • @avatruetoceaser
      @avatruetoceaser 4 роки тому +7

      @Toxic Delirium is there any evidence? no. so stop you are wrong on so many levels i think i just got cancer

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 роки тому +2194

    I forgot what this video was called so i just searched: "Raycon good, Wires bad" and found it

    • @josephcingrani7161
      @josephcingrani7161 3 роки тому +18

      Looool I typed it in to see if it worked, it did hahaha

    • @swesleyc7
      @swesleyc7 3 роки тому +43

      Most people missed a subliminal message: "ray-CON" 13:55

    • @hunterg.418
      @hunterg.418 3 роки тому +36

      He is the only youtuber that I gladly sit through the sponsor ads.

    • @taxfraud1212
      @taxfraud1212 3 роки тому +6

      Im sorry to say it, but watch a youtuber called dankpods review on them

    • @confusioned2249
      @confusioned2249 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@taxfraud1212 already watched it like 2 months ago
      but i think you missed the point

  • @anthonymcrooster3703
    @anthonymcrooster3703 Рік тому +208

    Without people like Internet Historian to present and archive these types of incidents, people born after 20 years would never believe this s--t. Even I have a hard time believing this type of behavior is being normalized.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Рік тому +3

      I think that both the greatest and most torturous existence would be being forced to examine media highlights that came out at the time, and then comparing them to what's in the history books each generation on.
      If you had a time machine for explicitly that reason as well as being immortal, imagine creating an entire accurate archive of history that includes how terribly people recorded it, as well as how those inaccuracies affected people in the future. That would be amazing and helpful as hell, but also entirely soul crushing to see how bad people are at knowing what happens in their own world.

    • @Cpt_John_Price
      @Cpt_John_Price Рік тому

      *shit

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 4 роки тому +554

    The dude didn’t just disguise hims of as an onion merchant he deadass became one.

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +2

      @Infectious Legume Supply and demand, if only he was selling Raid Shadow Legends

  • @RanggaWiratno
    @RanggaWiratno 4 роки тому +659

    The only Raycon ad I didn't skip, "Raycon good, wires bad"

    • @MelancholySky
      @MelancholySky 4 роки тому +10

      Too bad raycon bad

    • @cayennebonaparte7203
      @cayennebonaparte7203 4 роки тому +27

      The funny part is that will be fresh in my mind for days or even weeks. His abstract advertisement is way more effective than the same script bullshit we’re used to.

    • @Nomaran
      @Nomaran 4 роки тому +3

      100% agree, still not gonna buy them but I got a good laugh out of it and Howard gets paid.

  • @dankwaifu2093
    @dankwaifu2093 4 роки тому +2499

    >Talks about China
    "If I wind up dead after this, don't let the corner rule it a suicide." - Internet Historian

  • @dominick253
    @dominick253 Рік тому +5

    Literally the only ads id ever watch 😂😂😂 they got every cent out of that sponsorship.

  • @bradwilcox08
    @bradwilcox08 4 роки тому +624

    One does not simply skip through Internet Historian’s ads. This one in particular was one of the best, second only to his speed run one with NordVPN

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 4 роки тому +25

      RAYCON GOOD WIRES BAD

    • @release858
      @release858 4 роки тому +36

      The one where NordVPN-man stalks a girl live on tv with a live audience following him around was pretty funny too.

    • @WhatDemocracy
      @WhatDemocracy 4 роки тому +1

      It was so funny. The best advert I have ever seen

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 4 роки тому +3

      @@dontmindme8571 he even come up with a catchy catchphrase, this one will be looped on my brain for a loooong time

    • @billtafalla2378
      @billtafalla2378 4 роки тому +2

      If only Marketing seminars told them to make ads like the Internet Historian

  • @billbillinger2117
    @billbillinger2117 4 роки тому +1921

    Price gouging: illegal
    Gas stations before and after hurricanes: sweating

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 4 роки тому +48

      Live in Florida, can confirm.

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 4 роки тому +104

      You have to be a faceless corporation to price gouge. This is law.

    • @petrosadamopoulos9550
      @petrosadamopoulos9550 4 роки тому +26

      @@ricky-sanchez Yes, it's one of those things that are theoretically made for big corps but in reality almost never applied to them. Joe Blows will be prosecuted to make an example however.

    • @halfdemon4lifeintime
      @halfdemon4lifeintime 4 роки тому +23

      After Katrina, a shit ton of coastal gas stations in MS got in major legal trouble for taking advantage of a literal life-and-death crisis. People were literally shooting each other. After that, all the gas stations in my area usually drop their prices before a hurricane to avoid outrage.

    • @kenshinhimura9387
      @kenshinhimura9387 4 роки тому

      @@alfaivre2990 what are you talking about? Gas is cheap in Florida.

  • @sheilan6159
    @sheilan6159 4 роки тому +1431

    "we're all in the same boat"
    My boat: handcrafted canoe that I have to bail out every use
    Their boat: 12 yachts of varying sizes with bridges inbetween them and a private island to dock them on

    • @xxkillbotxx7553
      @xxkillbotxx7553 4 роки тому +60

      "Yo is that Jeffery Epstein over there?"

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 4 роки тому +38

      Mine is an inflatable dinghy made for a toddler from year 1987....

    • @Shootyshoot-ls3xj
      @Shootyshoot-ls3xj 4 роки тому +17

      Mine is just one of those plastic tubs in everyones garage

    • @sheilan6159
      @sheilan6159 4 роки тому +5

      @@Shootyshoot-ls3xj i need to go canoeing in that

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 4 роки тому +17

      Y'all have boats?!

  • @dedpix3l
    @dedpix3l 7 місяців тому +2

    This is by far the best advertisement ive ever seen, first time ive voluntarily watched it multiple times

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 3 роки тому +2255

    I don't think he 'pretended' to be an onion seller at that point. He was an onion seller. Truth is though, if he had stuck with watermelons, he probably would have been fine!

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 2 роки тому +85

      Would’ve probably had to buy back all his watermelons at a loss given how low the supply and high the demand was, though.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 2 роки тому +28

      I think it had more to do with the difference in regions than with the product. His test was conducted much closer than his home region.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 2 роки тому +5

      _lifts glasses off his face_
      It is I, Leclerc !

    • @pfarnsworth84
      @pfarnsworth84 Рік тому +3

      @@cymes82 The man with a thousand faces - every one the same.

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +1

      He picked onions because it would survive the 3 days drive. Watermelons would probably rot by the end of the journey

  • @all-timealien4483
    @all-timealien4483 4 роки тому +2589

    “Price gouging is illegal.”
    Insulin companies: well that’s just too bad...

    • @philscott1445
      @philscott1445 4 роки тому +2

      Pokémon catcher Ash what

    • @ghosttoast8610
      @ghosttoast8610 4 роки тому +3

      Fr dude

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 4 роки тому +67

      HIV meds: that's cute.

    • @thegeneralissimo470
      @thegeneralissimo470 4 роки тому +14

      Trump: I'm gonna do what's called, a pro gamer move.
      *executive orders intensify.

    • @all-timealien4483
      @all-timealien4483 4 роки тому +70

      The Generalissimo as a type one diabetic, Trump hasn’t done a damn thing for insulin costs. Yes, I realize there were articles that said he did but it still costs just as much as it didn’t before his executive order.

  • @LoudRevised
    @LoudRevised 4 роки тому +325

    The SCU is so ambitious ever character in it has their own company.

    • @jamesneuman7083
      @jamesneuman7083 4 роки тому +1

      The gargling ear phones killed me

    • @elsyvien
      @elsyvien 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but no one ever should buy raycons, look up Dank pods not sponsored review of them. Their bass and sub is so hard boosted that you can't even hear the other frequency's anymore

  • @alexsozansky
    @alexsozansky 2 роки тому +9

    That bit where you replace the vowels in words is super hilarious. It could potentially make one laugh.

  • @joshbrown487
    @joshbrown487 3 роки тому +8992

    Love being told we’re all equal by someone who could buy my house like I buy milk.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 роки тому +363

      chuckles in university student who struggles to afford milk

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 2 роки тому +260

      Wait you people own houses!?

    • @Estolcles
      @Estolcles 2 роки тому +54

      I've been able to make my house payments by not drinking milk.

    • @MrMan-sy4ev
      @MrMan-sy4ev 2 роки тому +56

      We don’t wanna hear about your dapper lifestyle owning a house and stuff! *goes back into cardboard box*

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 2 роки тому +30

      Some people are more equal than others.

  • @serotonin.scavenger
    @serotonin.scavenger 4 роки тому +761

    Seriously, Historian's creativity is mind-bogglingly astounding.

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, that ad was one of the best I've ever seen.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +1

      Amazon Go(ing to BUSS A NUT)

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 4 роки тому +2

      For sure. I've watched his videos 30 times each. Never gets old.

    • @cooper7958
      @cooper7958 4 роки тому +2

      I cried so tragic

    • @wwvvww7735
      @wwvvww7735 4 роки тому

      Super Aventail they don’t have nearly as much time , but a lot of people, so you’d think it would be decent ,but no

  • @tokopiki
    @tokopiki 4 роки тому +870

    I don't know what's more sad: the fact that this looks and feels like satire, but actually it's NOT, or that I'm remembering the lunacy being told with a straight face from every official news source around me.

    • @itsbageltime
      @itsbageltime 4 роки тому +8

      Pikitoko news is fake all around now

    • @Thraakull
      @Thraakull 4 роки тому +4

      I must say, that in like 2018 I was having a lot of thoughts about your "regular" civilians being fucked by the governments, the media, and I was constantly wondering if there ever could be something global, that was a living proof of people being laughed straight into their faces - little did I know that in 2020 there would be a "varus" and happily, you get to see that a lot of "regular" civilians (or working class? you know what I mean) all over the world is not only buying the shit surrounding by it, but also their numbers are increasing and the hate is globally raising.
      So, I hope that in 2021 the goverments, politicians, etc. will be crying as they will cross the line and a loud, strong thundering "we have had enough of this!" will fill the world.

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thraakull
      Aren’t you also regular citizen?
      Don’t you also believe the lies of the Lego city government?

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 роки тому +153

    You forgot about the time a bunch of millionaires put a *132* multimillion yachts together to spell: "We're all in this together."

    • @nate7251
      @nate7251 Рік тому +10

      that was fake

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema Рік тому

      @@nate7251 yeah I figured that out in the meantime. I feel stupid

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 роки тому +1379

    IH continues to be a comedy-alchemist. No matter how miserable and insane the world becomes, he never fails to transmute it into comic-gold.

    • @miless.9429
      @miless.9429 4 роки тому +7

      People like you who constantly point out that it’s miserable make it worse

    • @f_b_i_ean8797
      @f_b_i_ean8797 4 роки тому

      electricbayonet2 you’re just wrong

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 роки тому +1

      You were early and trying way to hard to get a few likes.

    • @Titantitan001
      @Titantitan001 4 роки тому +5

      Its not really the world that’s miserable. Its peoples attitudes. Its why people are throwing giant fits cause they are worried about what other people are doing. This craps got out of hand since the 2016 election. So yeah, the world can seem “miserable” when you have a poor attitude.

    • @keenanz9882
      @keenanz9882 4 роки тому +1

      miserable... yes
      insane... no, only in US

  • @AmunRa1
    @AmunRa1 4 роки тому +470

    That guy didn't "pretend" to be an onion merchant. If you buy a shipment of onions, drive across the country, and then try to sell them (even if unsuccessful) you're a goddamn onion merchant.

    • @Psytinker
      @Psytinker 4 роки тому +56

      He didn't get busted for "pretending" to be a merchant with an unsound business plan, but for leaving a quarantine zone with rapidly rising COVID cases. That's why stories talk about him being put in quarantine, not jail.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 роки тому +9

      Should have been an Onion Knight.

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr 4 роки тому +5

      no true onion merchant fallacy

    • @xxstarbrite02xx30
      @xxstarbrite02xx30 4 роки тому +2

      they should've just let the man go homeee

    • @anthonymartire2036
      @anthonymartire2036 4 роки тому +2

      I love that this bothered you enough to leave a comment.

  • @aron1089
    @aron1089 4 роки тому +592

    I love IH’s ads. Everyone else just reads off a script, but IH makes it funny. I doubt people skip these ads.

    • @762x69
      @762x69 4 роки тому +38

      I've seen many reacters to his videos skip it. They chose....Poorly

    • @chemistral4943
      @chemistral4943 4 роки тому +20

      His creativity with them always makes me look forward to add thyme.

    • @dallia1
      @dallia1 4 роки тому +20

      just a shame that Raycons are a scam tbh, cause IH's ads are probably the best around

    • @urzathehappy72
      @urzathehappy72 4 роки тому +6

      Its not an ads its art. I come strictly for the plot of them

    • @shermikeman
      @shermikeman 4 роки тому +1

      He's right up there with Internet Comment Etiquette

  • @misho_dev
    @misho_dev 4 роки тому +910

    "Raycon Good"
    "Wires Bad"
    This guy should work in advertising

    • @starchaser6156
      @starchaser6156 4 роки тому +6

      Clips bomb

    • @Suhov
      @Suhov 4 роки тому +2

      I think some boring people will object to Ray the Conman.

    • @Kalckie
      @Kalckie 4 роки тому +3

      I hate ads and skip/block/mute them.
      But this has me glued to the screen in utter amazement and faszination!

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 роки тому

      Chum is fum.

    • @mohammednegm4007
      @mohammednegm4007 4 роки тому +1

      He does, he makes Sponsor Segments™ lol

  • @bully_hunter_4206
    @bully_hunter_4206 4 роки тому +2215

    That Indian dude didnt disguise himself as a merchant he literally became one

    • @alexv853
      @alexv853 4 роки тому +138

      As an Indian im surprised he didn't make a youtube tutorial on how to do it

    • @woundedwaffle8913
      @woundedwaffle8913 4 роки тому +11

      @PoofyPandaZzz I wish a Glock was that cheap, shit. The half a mag is probably worth more than the gun.

    • @ISELLSALT
      @ISELLSALT 4 роки тому +9

      @@woundedwaffle8913 thats overpriced for a glock, it should be free since you cannot form a bond with it

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 4 роки тому +10

      @@ISELLSALT They are free if you are American. You get one with your birth certificate.

    • @ISELLSALT
      @ISELLSALT 4 роки тому +3

      @@Robin-jk6wz the fact i actually am tilted 50/50 on this being a joke or a fact is worrying

  • @than217
    @than217 3 роки тому +4396

    "Probably no part 3 unless something ridiculous happens..."
    So part 3 coming soon?

    • @lrmcatspaw1
      @lrmcatspaw1 3 роки тому +63

      Should be already out if you ask me :D.

    • @wojciech91
      @wojciech91 3 роки тому +135

      Oh trust me, Part 3 is definitely coming after Biden admin reversed Trump admin price cut on Epipens. One of the most common vaccine injuries reported is anaphylaxis...
      Simple math. Only an Evil and Greedy man would do such a thing. Unless that Fake P(R)esident is removed from office, America is fucked.

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 3 роки тому +14

      oh god i hope so

    • @baum3705
      @baum3705 3 роки тому +76

      @@wojciech91 Come down fuckboy I just researched a little myself and It seems like its just frozen for now and no final action has taken part already.

    • @oliverwells8011
      @oliverwells8011 3 роки тому +103

      @@baum3705 its not frozen, I got 2 close family members that are diabetic and insulin has more than quadrupled since Biden reversal..... stop believing the news, they're working overtime to cover for Biden

  • @onlyonewhyphy
    @onlyonewhyphy 7 місяців тому +6

    It was amazing.
    I had roads entirely to myself and some of the best roads on earth.
    Thanks everyone naive enough to stay home. I got to experience something almost no one ever will.

  • @chrispy-MF
    @chrispy-MF 4 роки тому +5226

    I like how the U.S. is turning into a GTA V Online lobby.