Tales From TheVarus
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- Some things that happened during lockdown.
Episode 2 - • TheVarus Strakes Buck
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ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE
Bababooobies
i love u 2mad 💖
What are you doing here step bro?
Ligma
shush up your mouth off
nice seeing you here
When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password
and all of that thanks to nord vpn
Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-
Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!
@@max_208 *Dashlane
Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship
I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.
Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/
This year better end up in future history courses.
Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)
We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.
I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.
Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.
Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see
Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.
"Shut up and cancel"
the anthem of Twitter
Yeah
This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.
"Reality is stranger than fiction"
@@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.
History is a giant shitpost
@@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.
God is the master of shitposting.
I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.
@naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.
kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol
NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.
High quality indeed
NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.
The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...
It takes years to do such a good video
HE’S BACK
yes cat, YES !
He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.
Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....
So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky
Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad
Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video
Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.
Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore
It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD
The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.
Tzeentach levels
Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means
This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.
@@ribriddler8114 hey hey people
Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.
Exactly
This season of Earth is my favorite
Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?
@@annabella1650 alien invasion?
Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.
"Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"
wat
If it were Batman-we’d be fine
"Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..
Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes
I hope I never become a teacher
But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this
The kids need to know
Love your picture Sal
Fahad Syed thanks man
It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.
This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol
He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes
> [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.
"Squash were being...compressed"
Underrated joke
Fish fish fish
@@Fish_152 om nom nom
Help me understand please
@@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.
Squash were Squished!
crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭
I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...
I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.
That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…
My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still.
I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that.
I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.
"The squashes were being compressed"
Such a throwaway line but I love it
Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.
You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s
Potatoes not being atoed
Operation: Ice to see you
Any other UA-camr with an ad: "Dammit"
I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"
My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-
I wouldn't mind 2 ads
agreed even here iam missing the raid ad
There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one
I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.
How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?
@@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy
@@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness
*vibe* stickers y'all
@@ohnoitschris Gwyneth and her pseudo science crazy vagina cult.
This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.
A literal internet historian at this point
At times like these, I like to quote Freeman's Mind: Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?!
@q Yep.
I read this in Ross's voice
Yeah
OMG I forgot that series existed. I never finished it, need to rewatch!
"EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!!!" - Disaster Causing Human Arsenal "Doctor" Freeman.
The “squash were being compressed” was an underrated joke in my opinion
lol... yes
can you elaborate? english is not my native language
@@simonno5869 squash is a word for compressing, if that helps. Sorry if you knew that already.
@@simonno5869 Like chip sams said, the fruit itself would've been an easy joke to make but instead the historian just simply said it was being compressed.
@@simonno5869 He could've said the squash was being squashed, but he disrupted expectations and said the squash was being compressed. That's the joke.
POV:
You're a kid in 2035
You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit
You Google It, and there you are
It's gonna be wild
Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!
This only 15 years away. UA-cam's been around for about 15 years.
Hey i wasnt here
A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane
Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream
This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2
Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.
Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...
Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone
A last of us part two
He wants to see where the year goes first.
You gotta love how Internet historian’s ads are better than people’s entire 1 hour videos
better than Disney animations
11/10 would buy again
No I don’t gotta
IH ads are the only ads I don’t skip and will actively watch
I only come here for the internet historian ads
This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!
Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.
I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.
Check out Trap Lore Ross
3 hours ago?
u must be new here
The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.
It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…
@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...
@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped
Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper
This was hilarious while it was ongoing.
It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.
im very glad most of it is over though, man what a fucking messsss@@Zeithri
imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.
100th like
If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.
The details are a bit foggy, but it’s believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons
Why were there croutons in the soup?
@@greaterdanemark2397 Texture.
DAMN YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣! I was munching on carrots while watching ad reading this! Do not worry. I didn't die of choking this time
@@davidsmith7752 missing
@@DoReMi123acb this time
I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?
Isnt. youtube made a bot so his fans didnt get bored.
Nord vpn dude
@@jassertn4155 noted
@@jassertn4155 maybe isnt likely
@@jassertn4155 hes not dumb that he used it to late
Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.
I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.
the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa
@fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited
@@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.
@@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited
Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform
@@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies
I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!
Thats too many Gs!!!
I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips
Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G
i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections
@hi there lol yes
Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.
That’s sooo sad LOL
Coming back here with Twomad gone feels surreal
A year after this whole thing started, and it almost seems made up how insane things were and just how dumb literally everyone was. But no, it all actually happened.
Glad I'm not the only one rewatching this a year later
Doesn't feel like its been a year at all...
NGL March of 2020 was so comfy. I spent a solid four weeks just getting high and playing Minecraft.
@@blimlimlimm right? It was like vacation as long as you managed to keep the 24/7 noise of sirens, gunshots, and blood-curdling screams outside from getting to you.
Same
I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.
Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.
@@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..
@@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……
@@randyortonsbulgewhy killing that's sadist
@@randyortonsbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb
"Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."
Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.
It's always been like that
Man's greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.
There must be a part two. This unprecedented dumpster fire of a year is not over yet.
Tales from TheVarus 2: electric boogaloo
Dumpster fire is the best way to describe this year so far
Fallout 76 will not be outdone! We will all be punished SIXTEEN TIMES over for this transgression
I don't think part one is even done yet, this probably just covered half of the shit happening this six months
@@Sem5626
Infections up
Deaths down
I see no issues
I already have Nord, but I'm going to get it again just because of the effort you put into that ad.
Yo dawg I heard you like NordVPN, so I NordVPN your NordVPN so you are even harder to track on the internet.
Nice seeing you here!
Wasn't expecting you here.
Buy a OnePlus Nord and put NordVPN in there
The Dukie is a fan of our Aussie made Internet Historian haha good to see
I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.
Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?
@@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.
Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!
Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.
That's a normal thing to do 😑
He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao
He is a man of quality
top 10 anime betrayals right there
Directed by M.Night Shaymalian
he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol
@@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on
Internet Historian is the only man who can get me excited to watch an ad.
the ads are the best part of his video lmao
what about big money salvia
There’s an artistry to it, one that we are unlikely to see again.
Aside from flashgitz, Internet Historian is great with it
They’ve always been the best part of the video
I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is
Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.
It's a great meme.
Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again
your comment is like an unintentional parody of UA-cam comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of UA-cam comments.
I know I was like WHAT
I was so thankful for the two COVID videos because I deployed on the Nimitz from May 2020 to March 2021, and I never really went out of my way to watch the news. It was so weird to come back and find out about all this weird shit that had happened.
I think what makes Internet Historian's ads so perfect is that they're placed like a halftime show rather than an annoying interruption to the main program.
On top of that, the nature of his ads generally makes fun of the fact that advertisements are inherently invasive and intrusive to begin with which is what makes them more entertaining to watch than 99% of ads that take themselves too seriously
Yeah he does what the advertisement requires him to do whilst making fun of it.
I still skipped ahead
Even though I thoroughly loathe Raid Legends(?), the ad IH made was just 🤣🤣🤣
It was entertaining to watch through but I still had 0 interest for the game itself
Skip button go brrrrr
Yep
"...but when the world needed him most, he returned"
He was never gone check his other channel lol
he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace
Pattern Whisperer yea
@@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme
@@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.
"A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."
Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.
Accurate. Where is this from?
@@Box-O-Soldier men in black
ill also just park this classic here
George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'
People
human beings in general or considered collectivel
???
Persons (plural)
???
Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.
The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb
Society is dumb indeed
A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb
The 5g tower is worse
The toilet paper is kinda understandable
Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat
5G tho
@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.
2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.
No one was there for half of it
Well put, Claw.
Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE
16x THE DETAILS.
who is the todd howard of 2020?
@@slaire7799 Trump
76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020
All jokes aside
The “nature is healing” meme was the best part of the lockdown
Not not dying? Great government wasted 15 months of my life and counting. Don’t get me wrong I’d like clean streets but it’s only gotten worse over here in the states.
@@acatwithafancyhat5782 that's the us for you lmao
Still in lockdown 🤯🔫
@@acatwithafancyhat5782 lmaoooooo good luck in that country my man
@@Snas2430 at least I’m not in Europe. I hope you’ve heard about what’s going on there.
Being subbed to Internet Historian is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
indeedyweedy
This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.
now instead of struggling to explain the toilet paper shortage of 2020 to my future kids, i will simply show them this video
Same with the 5g conspiracies
@Black Laser Always has been
@Black Laser wtf does that mean
I'm not an anti Semite
But for some reason, toilet paper is plentiful in the Fallout wasteland.
I'm surprised you didn't mention what happened in Perú: eight technicians that were *kidnapped and held hostage* by a mob of angry people while they were working on a cellphone tower. It wasn't even 5G.
Man, I love living in Latin America.
If it's any consolation, everywhere there are far too many idiots doing absolutely braindead things. Trick is to always be careful that you can't be classified as one.
Hell we get lucky if it was a regular radio tower.
I'll love to track the development of such a batshit theory in those people's brains.
God, I want to go back to Peru now
“The CEO of Australia”
I got that take my like
More like disappointed Dad in this clip.
@@VainerCactus0 More like not caring for his citizens
@@joshguest1104, Of course, they are not caring for their citizens. They are politicians. Not caring for the wellbeing of others and only doing whatever it takes to accomplish their own personal goals is why they are in power in the first place.
@wantafanta01 morrison doesnt understand shite unless told like a 5yr old so they probably make a good team
One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.
"Rats in New Orleans were...oh that's normal."
Live in NOLA, can confirm.
Meanwhile us in NELA looking at the bottom of the boot wondering what's going on.
Us in BR caught in the middle wondering what’s going on
He's australian
If all ads were like this nord one adblocker wouldn’t exist
i can only imagine nord's reaction when he sent the segment to them
best fucking ad spot ive ever seen on youtube
I think it was the first time ever I didn't skip the ad lmfao
I swear, Internet Historians ads don’t even seem like ads. They are so entertaining.
The Downward Spiral of Self Awareness is what makes it worthwhile
I've even rewatched some of the videos specifically to see the ads again
They are really good actually but do you guys think it gets more people do buy/use the product? Or do we just get a good laugh.
@@brakovski579 For Raid Shadow Legends? Nah. But for vpns and such that are actually worthwhile. Yeah.
@@brakovski579 that's a really good question.
the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever
Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻♂️
@@markcoroneos7811 skill issue
@@markcoroneos7811
Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷
Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao
Disappointed this wasn't actually about Varus the Roman general who lost three legions against the Germans in Teutoburg Forest.
Zoomers don't know 'bout Arminius
Give me back my legions.
Teutoberg is the only thing I find interesting about Roman history. If I have a dog I've considered naming him Arminius. Did you know that the Nazi's viewed that battle as proof of the Aryan supremacy and Himmler had the SS practice their occult rituals at a castle near where the battlefield was believed to be.
The romans never recovered from that one...
@@llamaking1011 It kept them from conquering east of the Rhine River and lost 10% of their entire standing army in 24 hours
University professor here. Had a show feet guy crash my UA-cam class stream. A good time was had by all.
What up teach?
@@lastmanstanding7155 feet, apparently.
@@Oliver2Jarvis teaching feet and toes 101?
@@nopushbutton maths. But I'm sure plenty of my students use their toes to count so, sure.
Aurora Borealis?
Every Internet Historian video is an editing masterpiece. I feel like it doesn't get nearly enough recognition. Some of these sections seem like they would take hours for what is basically seconds.
Was just thinking this too. In the add NordMan even had feet when he was tracker her on his ipad. Really impressed at the detail. That being said IH seems to be king of amazing 'throw away' gags/lines, it's kind of his calling card for me haha
2,342,950 views in a week and 2.46 million subs is not enough recognition?
@@heavymentalgamer2580 yes
@@chungo. Fair enough.
@@heavymentalgamer2580 No, I just think no one talks about specifically the editing portion though... Like writing and comedic genius is one thing, but the editing is seriously fantastic.
The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao
The CEO of Australia sounds like a teacher addressing the class after reading the note left by the substitute
They're treating their citizens like children, thats terrible and a terrible news
@@evryatis2853 tbh, most people were acting like children
@@jded_404 I dont think you would like to pay taxes to a government that does nothing to help you just to be treated like a kid.
Actually I dont think you even do pay taxes
@@evryatis2853 correct, i am in fact underage, but when people are out here fighting over toilet paper i think its fair to say they were acting like children
Australia is nothing more than a nanny state owned by China
Gotta love how the Historian turned the sponsor space into its own miniseries with ongoing characters and plot to make it worth your time.
"The people in the Black Death were so ignorant and superstitious. They thought the Plague was caused by the planets aligning! I'm so glad people are smart now and we have science!"
Jesus fuckin Christ this is the second dark ages.
I was reading a history book and we're doing the stupid shit again
Its just mass hysteria dude making us stupid
No need to go back that far, we are repeating the same stupidity from during the Spanish flu
@@FireFly-kz2te "A person can be smart, people are STUPID". Proven over and over.
Tons of people thought/think that 5G towers caused covid... I don’t see the difference.
I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.
Mr. Historian's adverts are the best on the world wide web. They are the only ads I NEVER skip!
They’re the only ads i look forward to
rate shady leg ants
skipped it
“Squash were being compressed” - this is all kinds of brilliant
Why This
squash are already squash so they are compressed instead
Why This the obvious joke for him to make would have been “squash were being squashed” but he curve balled..
“It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”
Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck
@Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.
Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet
They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction
Yeah
@Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.
Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.
I kinda miss it
True
I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.
“Squash were being compressed” and I giggled
Yeah that was the point I woke my SO up from laughing. Lol
This year is probably gonna be marked as the worst but as far as the funniest year in online network
nah just the year
@@recoveryemail1046 watcha mean?😂
2017 was also fucking great to live in IIRC.
@@江俊杰-g9c "...year in online network" ah ye the good old Internet in 536
Nah the meme market is at an all time low, with the internet being full of normies 24/7
2020 is the year God got bored and decided to try making abstract art.
PatrioticWhiteMail911 *succeeded*
If this George Floyd situation is part of that, then God's got a fucked up sense of humor... And i dig it.
@@four-en-tee he was like "what if I lower those cops' IQ by 30 points for couple days"
He's using so much red and green.
God: hmm, let's make this more entretaining...
*annabelle escapes from Warren's museum*
0:06 Intro
1:11 Toilet Paper
7:50 GGGGG
10:37 Fake Cures
13:30 Supply Chain
15:56 Zoom
20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded
22:39 Outro
You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time
Yeah.
@@ali.___..mrlegendman
"Yeah."
What an interesting and insightful response.
I love how this whole thing just illustrates that humans never really evolved from shrieking apes
Bro, if I were a real chimp than I would going full on ape shit on you. Instead I'm just being punny.
It's hilariously ironic that people will murder each other caveman style so they don't have to wipe their asses like cavemen
@@dsy457 reject monke return to monke
@Wubba Wubba If I were taking this seriously; I wouldn't use the word punny
@Wubba Wubba he's right though, and apes totally shit on each other
Internet historian is the only person who can make me watch a 2 minute ad.
this
anomie nous Thank you for your contribution to the joke. Please pick up your Nobel Prize for your achievement in the hall.
I skiped the first one I ever could have seen, then watched one by accident, then went back to watch the skipped one. Internet Historian made me a better person.
If humanity ever had to plead insanity in a galactic court case, this would be prime evidence.
yeah just repeat one of the top comments from a month ago... come up with something original ffs... or at least provide something that contributes to discussion of the video
@@TheJunky228 didn’t realize. I knew I had seen that said somewhere but I didn’t realize it was here. My b
@@TheJunky228 wow rude
@@spongy7426 youtube comment sections are literally filled either with people making the exact same tired jokes, or directly copying/rephrasing top comments. it gets annoying seeing the same thing over and over and over again. I don't see this issue happen on other websites
@@TheJunky228 reddit recycles the same unfunny jokes over and over again...its a symptom of having an upvote system where you appeal to the least common denominator
We miss you everyday twomad
Australian highschool student here: to add to the toilet paper situation we had toilet paper dealers at school. The main dude at my school sold for $2 per roll so it was a lot more reasonable then other places but still a very strange thing to see in the back of the school bathrooms.
It’s actually spelled skule
Psst! Hey, kid.
_... you want a roll? 2 bucks a pop._
@Jan Michael Vincent thanks for the heads up dude.
PS. It's actually spelt dyslexia
Jan Michael Vincent now how do you know how it works?
School? That's a word I haven't heard since... the before time.
this feels like the tales of ba sing se filler episode of humanity’s descent into chaos
Welp, someones cabbages were ruined, so it must be.
Sad episode
@@Astrocat-od5cy I legit skipped it on my rewatch cause I couldn't stand seeing Uncle Iroh crying
@boxdoesgames Still makes me a little emotional
My cabbages
The part about the supply chain really broke me apart, seeing all that food being wasted still touches on my nerves and is the biggest tragedy if you ask me
Even before all of this, 33-50% of all food produced ends up in grocery stores dumpsters. Deadass. Statistic: you could solve world hunger 4 times over with the amount we throw away in 'developed' countries. And that was before this mess.
@@apollofateh324 Wow. Yikes.
@@apollofateh324 that’s what I was wondering about... idk if I missed something in the video but why not give it away to other countries? Homeless shelters? Would it go bad before reaching the destination?
@@madelinecurran7817 It's because transporting it costs money, so not only would they lose out on the money used to grow it, but would be hit with transportation costs, the farmers just can't afford it.
That's why you don't haphazardly shut down your entire civilization
seeing twomad hits different now
The ceo of Australia giving out at 3:48 has the same energy as when you're teacher comes back after a few days being absent and finds out that the class treated her substitute like shit when she was gone
*angry face*
Pretty much what happened during the fires. He left to go to Hawaii.
I want to be perfectly clear that he is not terrible. There’s no such thing as a good prime minister
Fucking mood
@@drneotech7254 your government just seem like insane tyrants to me tbh.
Which is super weird, because Australians are awesome for the most part
@@Khorne_of_the_Hill thanks?
"Giraffes had returned to the cities" *sound of a golf ball being whacked*
Joel being whacked*
But was it a triple birdie or a Joel in one?
*nice shot*
Yes this is a Wii sports joke
My name is Joel and I flinched when I heard that golf club. :C
"Squash were being compressed"
This may be my favourite joke, ever.
It took me a second lol
Damn I love it
I'm still laughing at that, like...you know it's squash but the choice to use the word compressed and how it was spoken just sounded so apropos.
The line, the execution, the timing, quite good.
You are your moms best joke
I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened
Most of it usually started with the sentence "then 4-chan had an idea"
The most dangerous phrase in existence, ever
Thank whatever eldrich god that pities us that didn' happened
the next one is gonna start with "Then reddit had an idea..."
@@zibingotaeam3716 *oh lord have mercy*
@@zibingotaeam3716 na..NANI!!!!!!!
One day our children and our schools will watch this video to understand history
and probably read this comment
Your profile picture is beautiful
Dad, do you know what the “Varus” is?
Son.... never though ya’d ask.
Well he is, in fact, a historian- an internet historian at that
If we all indeed survive this pandamic, that is
In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.
Damn.
And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb
@@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged
@@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently
@@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct
XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|
Rip to the GOAT, Twomad.. miss ya bro
Wait you telling me he’s dead!!? Wtf
@@veraaurelis8931 unfortunately yes.. pills apparently.
Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.
Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too
reddit humor
"It's far more A than I"
This was funny the first 900 times
Because they're a parasite? yeah m8
It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....
No.
No.
No.
It's staying out
No.
"Squash were being COMPRESSED"
Me: Angery
haha i get it
It's called squash for a reason
RIP TwoMad