The Harry Potter Skirmishes
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2018
- JK Rowling's first-hand account of the internet's campaigned to spoil the final 2 Harry Potter books.
(This video is pretty much all spoilers. Don't watch if you haven't clocked all the Harry Potter games yet.)
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No one cared to spoil Cursed Child
We can now because of the movie, but its kinda too late.
They did, actually. Because of how shitty it was.
Wikipedia spoiled it for me!
It was spoiled from the beginning.
@@DonVigaDeFierro Harry Potter and the spoiled child?
Xavier: What is your power?
Rowling: I can retroactively change the race and sexuality of fictional characters
Gay Mexican Xavier: Interesting
"It's X'mam!"
MurasakiTsukimaru under appreciated comment
*Javier
MurasakiTsukimaru
Wow it’s almost as if this is a joke essentially stolen from elsewhere
Gay Mexican Javier: Interesante.
"They were posting spoilers"
>"Hagrid seduces Hermine in the PS2 game" thread
which game
I still can't believe that Dobby snapped Nevilles neck in book six
Tell that to Neville's snapped neck
This is obviously a lie, Dobby have no motivation to do something like that. He's a nice guy really, he even let Draco live after snapping the neck of Lucius.
@@justanoman6497Dobby was clearly pushed to his breaking point and took it out on Neville.
I still can’t believe Haggrid burned down the Weesly Household with Ron’s parents and estranged cousins inside
And then proceeded to feast on his corpse
Guys I stole the copy of Harry Potter and the unbelievable plot twists that change everything and it says that they are all gay
@@calicosun53 harry has a gay pride symbol on his thigh
>be dumbledore
>plot twist: ur straight
calDragon345 and that toilets dont exist in hogwarts, and people masturbate in the room of requirement
W0Y4K malfoy IS a trap
Tessa Calico hermione has breast cancer
I was a part of the gamblers and i can say that dumbledore's death was the easiest 50 bucks i have ever made.
To be fair, it was so predictable that you did have to bet 55 bucks to get that.
Yeah. it was pretty obvious. The mentor character ALWAYS dies.
@@greghannibal
Not always. Chiron from Percy Jackson is still alive.
@@Couch_Banana Eh, Riordan's fantasy monsters basically just respawn anyway.
@@Couch_Banana Percy Jackson is a piece of crap.
"Malfoy lives actually" had me in hysterics
Kid in our class spoiled Cedrics death. People made plans to make him disappear the next morning
They can't have been very good plans if he's still alive. Do better next time smh
@@cynicat74 how do you know hes alive
@@cynicat74 wait, who’s the kid’s name anyway?
@@korhol2065 Finger, probably.
In my class everyone made fun of this one kid for being a nerd. So when Order Of The Phoenix came out he made full use of his bookworm abilites (he read the whole thing in a couple of days. The rest of us kids needed A LOT more time with that book) and spoiled us all with Sirius Black's death. Looking back at it his revenge was more than justified. The poor kid got even more hate after that. Then of course we spoiled other classes about Sirius' death, unleashing a devastating chain, whole school got spoiled. It was brutal. Kids are terrible. Can't help but look back at those days fondly, though.
I love how internet historian even makes the ads a shitpost
He's the only UA-camr I've seen do sponsored ads that aren't painfully cringe - they keep in the style of the rest of the video, are self-aware enough to be almost a parody while not demeaning the product and, most importantly, are fun, unique and creative!
Don't get me wrong, while I completely see why someone would do a sponsored ad, it seems to go hand in hand with either sell-outs, or it happens when people change their content and become less unique and funny (seen JonTron lately?) However, when someone (like Internet Historian) accepts a sponsoorship and then puts work and effort back into it to make it something more than just an advertisement that the audience can enjoy as a skit, then heg, I'd say that's hardly selling out!
Is it allowed though? Wouldnt they want the ads to be shown in a better light?
@@Saicofake Just him saying "EA had no part in it" is the best selling point you can have on your product.
But the fact that he has fun with it and is creative with what he does is appreciated
@@Saicofake he's been doing it long enough, they should know what to expect
@@knightofthenorth926 ea wasn't involved at all I cried from laughing
Ah, yes, my favorite Harry Potter character, Obama the Hedgehog.
I was so sad when he died
@œ the book he was introduced was my favourite
@@TheCarolfarrell book 2,008 was my favorite
@@someweirdo8380 Yeah... We never even got to find out his last name.
Classic
Talk about small world; that dude who drove past shouting spoilers is the same dude that went apeshit on Twitter because people spoiled End Game for him - and people found out he did this from THIS video. Lol.
Good riddance
whats his name?
Lol who was he??
6:05; fun fact, J.K. wanted to write _Harry Potter and the Unbelievable Plot Twists that Change Everything_ so bad that she actually wrote out all the plot twists individually on Twitter
edit: this author does not condone homophobia nor transphobia, and is actually pansexual and non-binary themself. just wanted to make that clear after reading the replies. grow up, y'all.
Harry Potter And The Progressive Pandering Pandemonium
@@Boodoo4You (and then becoming a TERF and making fucking everyone hate her)
@@Boodoo4You except when it comes to TIMs, for some reason.
@@Boodoo4You J.K Rowling was the progressive darling
*until she wasn't*
Makes sense if you think about it. The real one flew off into space with the final book and we are stuck with weird Rowling clone that really needed a bit more time to cook and a cardboard Big Ben. :/
I actually saw that "Dumbledore dies on page 596" billboard in person, and my reaction was: "who is dumbledore?"
It's a marvelous tingly feelings seiing people slapfighting over stuff you don't care.
@@georgewilson7432 I've seen people in this very comment section who'd be willing to murder another person because they spoiled a possible ending to their shitty childrens movie franchise
Tyler Lackey hating on something others love is the most childish thing possible.
@@knight1706 yes my fellow human consume product and then get excited for next product
@@tylerlackey1175
So.. aren't we allowed to enjoy anything in life then?
"Malfoy lives, actually"
Idk why that made me laugh so much. Such a limp spoiler. Lmao
I think it was a popular theory that Voldemort was going to kill Malfoy in book 7. So popular that saying he lives is a spoiler
Legofett is cool, actually.
@@engineeredaccess6026 I know I am late, but fucking oof
Limp, like the tiny dicks of everyone who was offended. THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME
MichaelVitello pre-teen alert
She herself had spoiled Dumbledore's death many years before, saying how frustrated she was with that character because nothing can move forward with an omnipotent all wise all powerful father figure looming over the book like a damocles's sword and that she wanted to do something to him.
That really says a lot about her writing "skills" if she writes a character into a dead-end that quickly.
@@cynicat74 I agree completely
@@cynicat74 I mean, first book was a collection of stories she told her children for bedtime. And it shows. If you set your universe on the foundation of a child's story that was never supposed to go beyond a maximum of 3 books, you can create a story that's pretty wholesome and exciting, like the first book is. But that comes at the price of inconsistency later on if you change stuff up.
True, but something authors sometimes forget: there are many significantly more interesting things you can do besides simply killing a character you need out of your story for a bit. They can develop a health condition. They can retire. The thing that makes them inconvenient can slowly (or suddenly if you do it right) be changed. In this case, she could have brought him down to reality, where sometimes you can do nothing & you just have to live with it. That is arguably a more powerful message than death and one that we needed more than a way to process mortality. A way to process failure.
The real spoiler was hidden under everyone's noses all along
I actually got spoiled for the book in the most wholesome way possible.
I was a little girl having a sleepover and i woke up in the middle of the night to my friend quietly crying over her book. i sleepily said "whats wrong lauren?" and she said "id tell you but i dont want to spoil the book for you in case you read it". i told her her crying was more important to me and that i probably was never gonna be able to read all the books anyway cause i was too little. she protested for a bit but then said "yknow dumbledore from harry potter? he gets killed by snape and its really sad". i was like "omg no way thats insane" and i hugged her and went back to sleep.
her telling me that spoiler was actually what inspired me to push through and read it all because i wanted to know how the story could possibly come to that conclusion. i was sad it got spoiled but also glad it happened in that way and that it got me to read the books.
that's so sweet omg
That's how I actually started watching some series: by seeing some spoiler and see how the fuck did they end there.
Case in point: TTGL.
Spoilers:
I wanted to know how the fuck a mech was larger than the observable universe. Also, the scene was hype as fuck.
Bruh
that's so adorable, you didn't care about spoilers and just wanted to be there for your friend, aww
“Mommy? Why are you crying?”
“I’m sorry, honey, Snape killed Dumbledore.”
The true spoiler :
Enoby kills Dumblidore with a gun given by Volrdremore.
*Eboby
Take my like, but know you deserve much more
Take my spleen and children
Obi Wan Enoby
Bro I laughed so hard at this
"malfoy lives, actually"
The only thing about the books I didn't like.
mouth boy
god words cannot describe how fucking pissed i would have been if he died without a redemption arc
I mean he didnt try to kill him like crabbe and if malfoy didnt die his mother would have gave him out while she was checking him after voldemort “killed him”.
When I was younger I actually thought it was "Mouse Boy"
I worked at a book distribution warehouse back then and that book was under lock and key in a cage with razor wire on top. Definitely no joke back then.
"Malfoy lives actually" is incredibly funny.
The essence of the internet right here: Let's ruin everything for everyone.
Change internet to humanity.
The irony of someone with a brony icon saying this does not escape me
spoiling a book does not ruin it but actually increases the enjoyment of reading it. People worrying about spoilers make it hard for them
selves by themselves
@@user-pl7ch9lo1g I can't say I agree. I've spoiled myself many times at show I looked forward to watching and it didn't make them more fun to watch.
@@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus how would you tell if it is more fun or not if you only have the experience of watching it with it being spoiled to you? You have nothing to compare it to
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was J.K. Rowling’s revenge for our wrongdoings
Nobody stole an early copy of that.
@@KiomonDuck Nobody wanted to
Apart from the fact that Hermione's skin color is change, it's not that bad (?)
I thought making Dumbledore gay was the punishment for our sins.
I thought Harry and Ginny's children's names were punishment enough.... I mean JFC.
Holy crap I didn't realize how lucky I was to read these books with no spoilers.
how lucky i was to not be interested in that nonsense
@@meyr1992 You must be very fun and popular. I bet everyone in your life likes you for the cunt you're =)
@@meyr1992 And yet here you are
@@vojnov9885 here i am, still not interested
@@meyr1992 looks like the opposite to me.
I like how the last book is almost intentionally harder to spoil in a few words lmao.
The ironic thing is this video just spoiled Final Fantasy 7 for me
@Roy Sunshine Bro FF7 has been out for almost 20+ years, even more reason people should know already 😂
how? it didn't spoil that cloud has personality disorder and just copies zack who is aerith's actual boyfriend. it also doesn't spoil that cloud killed sephiroth 5 years prior to the story. and the main thing it didn't spoil is tifa knew all about it but selected to just keep her mouth shut and lie to everyone and keep clouds charade alive.
@@defmore5099 it was a joke, relax
Well thank you i did not know that the scene was from final fantasy 7. Now i am also spoiled. Well it doesn't matter cause i would have never played it anyway. My rig is shit and i am poor
Tbh you have a profile picture of jarjar so you had it coming
no one:
JK. rowling: internet historian is black and gay
What is she, a 2007 troll?
Rhlgull the pool is closed
Zx1 TheRedNinja
1 second ago
so I really am going to hell for this: there iss an 8th book (kinda) theres a play in London called "Harry Potter and the cursed child" well.... dracos son and harrys son are best friends and its pretty good lol no spoilers here but def check it out
@@Zixias book's been out for a while so it's ok I guess
@@Zixias I'm sorry but that book wasn't good at all imo.
I will forever remember that
"Snape kills Dumbledore!"
Followed by the silliest, British lady cry into the passing night sky of:
"NeeEOooOoOOoooo!!"
3 years later and I've only just noticed that in the thumbnail Big Ben flying into space is also a joint for minimum opacity Potter.
Truly, this is art.
The West: forums shut down over concerns of spoilers
China: Man beaten into a coma for spoiling endgame
Did the latter happen?
@@DinosaaaarGaming yes
The only acceptable way to treat people who spoil
Good. Honestly, most of those people going out there screaming at a large crowd SHOULD have been beaten by that crowd. They knew the risks and got lucky all they got were mean stares.
@@OrphanHart pEoPlE WhO SpOiL sHoUlD bE bEaTEn 🤡
"Attention shoppers"
I just died.
what a rotten way to die
I honestly give extra points to the guy for going the extra mile with the megaphone. That shows commitment to your trolling there.
Reinardeth Zeroeth lip smack
I'm just left trying to piece together just how he and anyone else would ever think it'd be a good idea to do something like that in person. I kinda get malicious and cruel behaviour online because you can dehumanise your victims and get a kick out of kicking a "thing" to the ground. But you'd have to be pretty socially stunted to not feel guilty over actively walking up to a group of people and ruining their joy.
It may just be me, but if I was daft enough to do something like that I'd fall apart the second I saw the anger and sadness on the faces of the people I'd just fucked over. It's basic human decency.
Wolfie cringe
I still remember the day when my pastor spoiled the entire bible for me, "he died for our sins" he said, wow great the magical homeless guy gets killed, by his own friend, and he fucking told me who did it too, now I'll never go to church again. "it's like a 2000-year-old book dude", okay so? I was still having fun with it until he spoiled it.
"The magical homeless guy" made me spit out my drink, you wonderful bastard
🙄
I hate it when they spoil the Bible for me like omfg 🙄
Best comment that I've read, in a long time.
Thanks.
: ) 👍👍😄
``magical homeless guy'' you aren't speaking about Jesus Christ , right? Jesus Christ wasn't homeless either , he worked as a carpenter.
Here is a story for you. I worked at Barns and Noble. I worked in the back in receiving. When it was time for the third book. We had armed security. An armored truck brought the books to the back. It backed up when I was out compacting the cardboard. Finished, I walked back into the store through the one back receiving door and asked my manager if we had anymore palettes to dump and the rent a guard pulled his gun a foot from me, pointed it at my face, and started screaming and shouting at me. In shock I stood there not sure what to do until it took him being stopped by my manager telling him I worked there. I almost got shot because of harry potter.
God bless the United States of America
"Here is a fictional story for you."
FTFY.
Shit bro, thankfully he didn't. Did you quit after, because I would've if I had a gun drawn on me like that, security guard or no.
And then everyone clapped
Imagine if you would have been shot? The backlash would have been like an atom bomb
Nobody:
JK Rowling: the chamber of secrets was actually a bdsm dungeon
I mean, it WAS in the bathroom of little girls, and there was a giant snake.
I’m not going to like this to avoid being like number 666
Actually it was a gender neutral bathroom
@@niharbehere1584 ur way past it now :D
@Xyre154 Woah now. I'm preeeetty sure the basilisk wasn't THAT big.
You gotta love how polite that Londoner was. "Attention shoppers!"
He's not just gonna yell, he's gonna let everyone know he has an important announcement.
I mean, by saying "Attention Shoppers" people would listen up more, than if someone just randomly screamed Snape killed Dumbledore. Every time I'm in a store I don't pay attention to the intercom, but if I hear attention shoppers, I stop doing what I'm doing to listen.
@@littleboo2002
How can we further break down the genius of this brilliantly executed and flawlessly planned attack on the system? Honestly we should be paying these guys for fighting the good fight...all I want to know is how we can ensure shit like this happens more and more often, for less and less of a reason. We will make this place untenable no matter how long it takes!
@@darsure3006 I like your goals, I make sure to ruin things that seem important and make unimportant things better whenever I can. It makes the world seem better.
@@thunderball11111 agreed
He's not polite enough. Should've been "Good evening ladies and gentlemen"
I remember my sister hysterically crying when dumbledore died and my parents had to go console her.
It's happening again! People are brigading Hogwarts Legacy streams with game spoilers.
Harry becomes a vampire and Malfoy gets it on with Enoby.
Jack Absolute lol
Hahahahaha
And Vlsemint kills Draco at a Good Charlotte concert
And Ebony dark'ness dementia raven way ( i had to see the video to rewrite the name ) has sex with Harry and Malfoy...
At the same time!!!
Dun dun duuuuun!
Ok i'm gonna stop
tag your fucking my immortal spoilers
"EA wasn't involved at all."
*SOLD*
Bethesda's B Team is the lead developer.
*NOT SOLD*
my dad got me the book right before i shipped off to summer camp on an island for 3 weeks. no phones, no internet, and a bunch of people were reading it but i never got spoiled :)
For the tens of thousands of years that humans have existed, I was lucky enough to have been born in the same timeline as Internet Historian
The ending is obviously fake
I mean, clear skies in London?!
Heavy artillery pieces are instruments
AAAAAAHHHHHH
WOT ???
what's London?
@@lennysummers6519 idk man, seems like a part of moscow in texas
Fr
My god the spoilers were so bad I remember avoiding the entire internet and downloading a PDF of Deathly Hallows that had been ripped from online and just reading it from start to finish as fast as possible so that I could avoid spoilers. It worked, successfully avoided all spoilers.
Hilariously, I avoided spoilers by total accident. I received my copy as a birthday gift so I never went to a bookstore to get it to begin with. Also, I was a shitty elementary school kid so I wasn't aware enough of the internet community to get spoiled that way.
ATTENTION READER: SNAPE DIES
@@donnydont NANI!? Gwaaahhhh--
Spoilers are still bad for most popular forms of media. I can never understand why people get joy out of ruining other people's fun.
@@andrewpellom1761 I think very few people are arguing that spoilers are good or desired in this case. But the reality is that spoilers _exist_ . The question is essentially as follows: _given_ that spoilers exist whether you like it or not, how do you respond/what does it mean for you?
ah, the old "Snape kills Dumbledore"
I remember people spamming this in Orgrimmar.
I remember LittleKuribo making it into a joke in YuGiOh Abridged.
Ah, time is a circle.
JK Rowling got her revenge by sending all these unwanted tweets about Harry Potter.
Maybe she's the ultimate troll after all
She’s jk
My sister didn't want any spoilers of Book 6, but I hadn't read it yet. So I didn't know any of the spoilers. I remember lying on my bed and my sister stomps in and said "CRYSTAL RUINED THE BOOK FOR ME! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" She was so angry and then left...She didn't want anyone to ruin it for her...but was fine to come into my room knowing I still didn't read it.
If it's ruined for her, she's gonna ruin if for you.
@@ghostlyowl2302 Yup, exactly.
That's just the way it has to be. I got spoiled that Stark died in endgame, so the very next day I wrote it on the whiteboard at my uni.
martyrdorm: drop a live grenade when killed.
@@Mario-us7ds literally every high school assigned reading we had, nobody would antagonise me because they knew that I’d spoil the book. The English teacher loved it, because everyone who cared about the book read it so I couldn’t spoil it on them.
Someone tried ruining the book for me while I was at a book store, to bad I didn't even know what harry potter was, I was there for new copy of Mein Kumpf.
It's cute that you think Mein Kumpf is a real book.
@@30noir what?
**SPOILERS**
Hitler wasn't too fond of the Jews
4:57
Dude
The page number too
Bro literally looks like a peasant from a medieval world wtf are those purple rags he's wearing
When it's reveled the Spanish Inquisition kills them all after the last book.
wow, i didnt expect that
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
@@vsquared6114 Took the words outta my mouth.
Damn right bitch boiz
Damn what a great fucking spoiler, you disgust me, I was looking forward for book 8 of Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Traffic Of Slaves
_S P O I B O I S_
DammitSinged S P O I 🅱️ O I S
DammitSinged haha funny quote from the video with a change font hahah 😂👌💯💯💯
We outta spoil Infinity War next and enrage mouse fanbois
Yeh spoiboiiiiiiiiiiii
Mix mix swirl mix!
and thus, history doomed to repeat once more
Remember when endgame came out and people found and beat the shit out of people who gave spoilers? Good times
I, for one, support this new rise of petty vigilantism
God, I so wish this happened to these spoiler twats in the video.
I don’t like crime, but that’s unfathomably based
Endgame had the most predictable ending anyway, I mean yeah everyone brought back to life and the heroes win, wow big shocker.
Spoilers: Harry is a wizard
Dude what the fuck.
#&$^@&*%!!!! What the heck!!!!
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ I HAVENT READ IT YET DAMNIT
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ how could you
HOW DARE YOU!?
Please make another drunk video
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@Donut Operator
Hey. . . need more Bingo, man. Thanks.
I love you dude, loves from Turkey.
Small world
I've watched this video numerous times over the years, yet just now I realized those books at 3:20 are definitely not what I thought they were.
I feel like the only person who doesn't really mind spoilers. Sure they kind of kill the surprise, but having such knowledge; it's interesting to see how the story would progress to that point. In a way it actually makes the experience just a little more entertaining/ enticing.
Omg you are a psychopath
If its any consolation, i know others arent like that, so i go out of my way not to spoil things for others. See balance :)
Hell, I like spoilers. Useful info in deciding whether or not I want to invest the time.
The ultimate prank is saying believable spoilers that are completely fake and seeing people despair over nothing.
Now that's something i would do
I 100% did this, lol.
In some way, seeing as things went, it was a better solution 🤣
I had a friend who had a kinda mental breakdown about Happy Hogan dying in the newest Spiderman
Whenever I see someone spreading spoilers, I act like it's a joke and throw in a bunch of nonsense spoilers, in the hopes that whoever's being spoiled will think we're both joking.
“Malfoy lives actually”
The saddest one of them all
At least he redeemed himself, plus he was in an abusive family, that's why he was a dick.
Fr
We've got 2-3 days to relive some nostalgia. Batteries release. Professor fig dies in all endings. Rockwood cursed Anne.
And now they've been doing it again with Hogwarts Legacy.
Man, I really want a spiritual sequel to this video, about J.K. Rowling and the ever-growing tension between her and her audience.
True!..
Sarah Z did a video on that
The video should be titled Harry Potter and the people it pandered to turning against it.
audience? you mean the big babies that can't decide if they love or hate her and have no relationship with their fathers?
normal people like jk rowling its the ultra retardo liberals who hate her
Is the 8th book were everyone turns gay and black?
And none binary also the must powerfull wizards ate from the Perúvian academy, that last one is not a joke actually.
Harry Potter And The Spell That Turned Everyone Into Minorities.
Mr Sauceman Villain will now be Old Fat White Capitalist Man
@@willisbronze9984 And instead of Harry Potter we have an Asian black trans gay woman with 20 botox surgeries.
@@mrsauceman5721 And instead of magic, Hogwarts now teaches you to be tolerant, while harassing muggles.
‘Malfoy lives actually’ is my favorite part
Time for part 2 I guess
feels like yesterday
Top 5 dogs.
Oh, your channel is pretty Gucci by the way!
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J.K Rowling dies in Harry Potter: The Plot Twist That Changes Everything.
Lol I'd go buy the books right now if she had
I thought JK WAS Harry Potter though.
J.K is harry's grand daughter
The plot twist is that she never wrote them in the first day.
Have I seen you before?
some things never change
Who’s going to tell him he needs a sequel
Can confirm that everyone in England has a Big Ben rocket
Alexander Reiss thanks Mr Inquisition!
Madeleine Swann I live in england too. I have a big ben rocket standing in my backyard.
Jason Rasmussen of course!
Both of these things can be used as a euphemism.
Madeleine Swann so you all have a bell-shaped rocket? Because big ben is the bell, not the clocktower.
“Internet and historian had an intense sexual relationship”
Amazingly enough, I missed all of this drama despite being a huge fan. Probably helped that I didn't really know what the internet was until well after the fact because I lived in podunk nowhere, but I actually went to a midnight release in Monterey, California for the 6th book and still managed to miss the spoilers. The closest we got was someone who had gotten there earlier than us reading the first sentence in the book for me and my family. "It was nearing midnight."
Yes I still remember that line to this day, despite the fact that it is the single most uninformative spoiler in history. Probably because of that actually, I was desperate for something to tell me how awesome the book was going to be and I got, "It was nearing midnight," and had to sit on that and contemplate for the next hour...and then had to share the book between my family of four who were all Potter fans and all wanted to read it first.
@The SNES Man I was just mad she didn't spoil more, at the time. This was before I learned the proper value of reading a story in order, though it was after I'd stopped reading the last page first to reassure myself that my favorites survived.
I'm from the future. it's 2023 and the spoi bois are back in town
How in holy Horcrux did you get ahold of her PRIVATE footage.
Danny Dorito who knows 🤔
Do not mess with weaponized autism 😤😤👌👌
The same way Hillary Clinton's emails leaked: by people being stupid with computers.
100 dollar bounty
Danny Dorito 4chan can get anything
This has come full circle with people spoiling the story of Hogwarts Legacy because the boycott failed.
Spoiling the story was Plan B
I'm kind of relieved, I wasn't really online when I read HP or came across those spoiling fuckers. Still managed to get spoiled about the end of book 7, when my classmate - who I've just said to, that I haven't finished it yet - just blasts it out, like it's nothing. Not even with evil intent, just out of annoyence about Harry being a Horcrux and getting "killed and surviving".
But man, those Spoi Boys are fucking assholes!
That one girl who screams "noooo you bitch!" Killed me
The "noooo!" is my favourite part of the video.
What, someone having their day ruined? You sure you're not a psychopath?
@@jama211 I find it hard to view as anything worse than forgetting to brush your teeth, so if it were dark humor it wouldn't be dark or humor. It's moreso looney tunes side.
@@_y4020 what it means to you doesn't matter when you're talking about someone else's feelings. Cool to know you value your own feelings above others.
@@yourbiggestfan395 what are you trying to tell me??
I like that “EA didn’t publish this” is a selling point...
You can just say that and I would consider the game.
The end is neigh, the final battle begins.
You charge the dark lord with your allies behind you, and your enemy in front.
And you strike at the dark lord and pay 60€ in order to read more.
Come on guys pay me some imaginary cash and i will continue the story.
@@raddragon1373 gonna throw you 120 for good measure
@@AveragePootis
The dark lord...
He too is from your world.
You read isekai stories full of happiness.
But here, you had to watch as your friends were cut down...by this man.
The dark lord doesnt dodge.
And with his dying breaths he says...pay 40€ to read more.
@@raddragon1373 sorry, spent all of my money on (retracted)
One spoiler to ruin them all.
Looking forward to the sequel to this video after a year or two with hindsight.
"Harry Potter and the plot twists that change everything" is just her nickname for her Twitter account.
Jk confirms you're gay
Looks like Rowling is giving us that final book. As we all know now turns out we the readers were gay all along oh and Hagrid is black
garrett johnsen Harry also fisted dobby
Hagrid is also a flat earther.
Trap daddy Trump snapes a trans and hermoines a figment of your imagination
Trap daddy Trump malfoy was a female trap(female that looks like a male, idk what its called) and luna love-good has terminal lung cancer
JK Rowling, the author, has gone crazy
wait that's not a plot twist
I watched this a while ago and I’m glad I forgot most of the spoilers in this video because I just finished watching the whole series
The 8th book was supposed to be titled "Harry Potter and the Secret of the Ooze".
Nobody:
J.K. Rowling: Snape actually killed Dumbledore because he was gay and angry that Dumbledore chose Grindelwald over him
1. No, and 2. Fuck you.
Lulzy comment
Smh that was so obvious waste of comment
that sounds like a plot of some fanfiction
Thats weird, couldn't they have just a giant orgy then? Just everyone having the fist in someone else and then they can dance in circle.
Harry wakes up under the stairs and realises everything was a dream
Oh sorry spoilers
No, Voldemort wakes up and realizes he saw the future, so he decides to actually be smart and just use a gun to kill the Potters and a bunch of others, so nobody accidentally becomes a Horucrux.
Date Masamune Actually, Dumblebum wakes up under the stars and realizes everything he thought he knew was just a meth enhanced dream.
@gorrilaboy22 Even better. Salazar Slytherin wakes up and realizes it was all just a hallucination that the others put him on for a prank, and he's actually a squib working as a janitor in the school. XD
Date Masamune Best. Damn. Twist.
Date Masamune omfg u win
"in the future, wars are waged online."
*"THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN"*
My sis and I were young when Halfblood Prince was coming out. We were just starting to get on the internet and the forums and we actually thought the "Snape kills Dumbledore" spoiler was funny. I think it was the first meme we saw, and we got to experience it together. Ah, good times.
JK to re-release all books with Dumbledore renamed to Dumblegay.
anxietydown SPOILER!
I'd read it
Also Hermione to shaniqua
I'd rather him be renamed to Dumbledead.
I think Dumbandgay has a better ring to it.
I like to call the cursed child the “ official fanfiction” one
Also known as the Star Wars sequels
I mean, it really is. It wasn't even written by JK just approved.
Seriously. I wish I could go back in time and stop the writer and JK from meeting.
@@plzleavemealone9660 You will therein create a paradox of paradox. The retconned time turner that can change the past and cause a time paradox will allow you to do just that. But without the meeting (and the play thereof), the retconned time turner would not exist, so you can't change the past.
It was absolutely the worst stuff I ever read. I couldnt finish it!!
My Immortal is official fanfiction, cursed child is just shite
I clicked on this video thinking it was the more recent scandals lol
I can’t tell what’s more cringe, going out of your way to spoil a children’s book, or being a grown adult upset over having a children’s book spoiled
"SWIGGITY SWOOTY, RON GETS HERMIONE'S BOOTY"
"HURRICANE KATRINA IS A GOOD MEME"
"RON IS TRANS"
"GINNY IS A TRAP BUT HARRY DIGS IT"
These forum titles had me dying. Some are surprisingly modern for 2005. I'm no historian though.
They're edited, one of the final ones near the bottom references the channel breaking 500k subs
@@kanadetachibana5125 Hah I saw that, it seems like IH had a lot of fun writing those out. "IT wAS ALL A DREAM OR SPLIT PERSONALITIES OR SOMETHING"
My left lung collapsed
"HERMIONE IS SERCITLY AN ABSERBLY BUFF BLACK GUY IN HIS MID 30s"
"Ron is trans" OOF THAT FAKE SPOILER DIDN'T AGE WELL!
and if you don't know why, let's say JKR is on a particular PLOT of TERF that throw's the idea she'd try that out the window...
My god. And I thought the Infinity War and Endgame Spoilers were cruel.
You must have missed the Game of Thrones Book Spoi Bois vs the Uncultured TV couch potatoes.
Back then, not everyone had internet or had one but just didn't engage as much. So the giving spois are more drastic and fun because it takes a bit of time.
@@tyty8484 GoT book readers amazed me i n these cases. Take these HP spoibois , AoT manga spoibois, but hats off to GoT readers dor not spoiling that much considering the books had been out for ages.
When some shit happens in GoT
Show watcher: ('_')
Book readers: ('-')
Show watchers: (; _ ;)
Book readers: (^-^)
@@btchiaintkidding7837 ThE BaSeMeNT
@@herivelton1973 potato shot
I had a friend who wasn't even a HP fan that did this. He found the last paragraph and just went copy and pasting it on every forum he could find. Just cause.
Seeing people screaming spoilers out loud actually made me physically cringe, as a former-fan of Harry Potter we used to take it really seriously, I could never imagine the devastation I would be in if I was there.
You know what's funny, I actually avoided all the spoilers for the final books... Ironically because I WASN'T a raving fan (still a big fan tho) SO I didn't go to any of the midnight releases, didn't go on any forums. I was just a kid doing his kid things until my parents bought me the books which I read with giddy anticipation. 10/10 would enjoy childlike wonder again.
yeah funny
haha, same
Same tbh, sometimes i miss those days where I'm not on the internet 24/7
That's exactly how it went for me too. Except I also had to wait for it to be translated, but my sister had already read it in English, so she would always tease me about what was going to happen.
Naufal Nasiri I miss having something to look forward to.
The problem was solvable! Everyone who wanted spoilers to stop just needed to organise and start spreading lots of pseudo-spoilers with random false facts, which contradicted each other, so real spoilers would be indistinguishable from crap and loose their power. I`d like to see this absurd war..
That's not bad... Until the book comes out. It's shit like this that stops me from going to midnight releases for anything (that, and i like my sleep)
Александр Багмутов
Hey, I saw you somewhere else...
Александр Багмутов no
Korbis Barkly: last Jedi was spoiled for me literally an hour before I watched it on the first day of release on some random BBC article. Shit happens but what a loser
draco malfoy gets harry potter pregnant
Man the cars those bumper stickers were on really says it all...they were giving anyone a car in 2006, just like houses! A NINJA loan
Indeed..
My ex was on a Harry Potter roleplay site and I joined and my character used polyjuice potion to turn into other characters for sex and money. I got banned and my ex found out and got so mad
That is hilarious.
Ah, the Spoil Wars...reminds me of last year, when one particular ending spoiler caused massive enragement. Not because of the spoiler itself this time, no. Simply because nobody really expected the ending to be that stupid.
Rest in peace, GOT.
Swole kills Joel.
@@ungovernableevilmonger4660 hoping tlou 2 leak will be the next internet historian video
@@ungovernableevilmonger4660 Thanks for the spoilers.
@@alifnovaldi5195 yessss
What ending is that?