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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco 5 років тому +5389

    "And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
    It was at that moment.

    • @isphus
      @isphus 5 років тому +87

      Agile2013 knew

    • @modernwarrior24
      @modernwarrior24 5 років тому +92

      Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

    • @jack11___33
      @jack11___33 5 років тому +85

      They fucked up

    • @vertex8863
      @vertex8863 5 років тому +10

      That they knew they fuckded up

    • @BboyKeny
      @BboyKeny 5 років тому +12

      We had that at my school, it was beautiful

  • @techneip5449
    @techneip5449 5 років тому +18410

    This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”

  • @therocketboost
    @therocketboost Рік тому +3946

    I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken Рік тому +456

      That is absolutely amazing

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster Рік тому +413

      A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler Рік тому +455

      Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
      When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
      A. Littllle. Pricklay....

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 Рік тому +34

      That's so good. Got any stories?

    • @therocketboost
      @therocketboost Рік тому +422

      @@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
      Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 Рік тому +1776

    That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 Рік тому +67

      Lmao sucks to be him

    • @andyb2028
      @andyb2028 Рік тому +60

      Sounds like butt light these days

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 Рік тому +17

      @@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

    • @Iranoutofideasforachannelname
      @Iranoutofideasforachannelname Рік тому +2

      Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

    • @ShapezPuller64
      @ShapezPuller64 Рік тому

      Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
      Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

  • @JoaoLucas-se7vz
    @JoaoLucas-se7vz 5 років тому +16112

    "There were interactive display boards."
    Oh no.
    "With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
    *OH NO*

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 5 років тому +302

      oh no seems I've slipped

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 5 років тому +446

      what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 5 років тому +251

      Internet: *OH YES!*

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 5 років тому +338

      "and then even displayed images"
      O H N O

    • @c.m3558
      @c.m3558 5 років тому +176

      Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
      Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 4 роки тому +1756

    "Trust in the kindness of strange..."
    *it was Cthulu Allspark*

    • @maxma1203
      @maxma1203 4 роки тому +54

      i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

    • @LIFE2STARS
      @LIFE2STARS 4 роки тому +30

      Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

    • @NaughtyShrink
      @NaughtyShrink 4 роки тому +16

      It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 4 роки тому +27

      Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n Місяць тому

      ​​@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing*
      Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol
      "Megatron Doge" would be a killer name

  • @TheJespeon
    @TheJespeon 5 років тому +7646

    "unmoderated tweets"
    oh no
    "it even displays images"
    *oh NO*

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 4 роки тому +139

      Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому +46

      oh YES!

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 4 роки тому +41

      uh oh
      UH OH
      UH OH

    • @GentIemanThief
      @GentIemanThief 4 роки тому +90

      I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 4 роки тому +70

      "Unmoderated Tweets"
      _Dear God_
      "There's more"
      *_NO._*

  • @melon5394
    @melon5394 Рік тому +5110

    This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper Рік тому +10

      What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

    • @Deavhrmordhau
      @Deavhrmordhau Рік тому +98

      ​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT Рік тому +10

      Right up there with RLM

    • @voodoo2445
      @voodoo2445 Рік тому +6

      fact

    • @nblookmask3374
      @nblookmask3374 Рік тому +5

      That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

  • @TheMissiIe
    @TheMissiIe 4 роки тому +4487

    All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen

    • @msbae
      @msbae 4 роки тому +119

      Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

    • @rosehites3419
      @rosehites3419 3 роки тому +9

      Hi Jesus

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 3 роки тому +12

      When will you transformed into doom guy?

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 роки тому +31

      "someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 3 роки тому +7

      I actually remember those threads.
      It was cash.

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 5 років тому +6947

    "An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
    "unmoderated" OH NO
    "it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*

    • @makeuswhole2169
      @makeuswhole2169 5 років тому +263

      I laughed progressively harder as he went on

    • @Chaos_Vulpix
      @Chaos_Vulpix 5 років тому +147

      The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going

    • @isphus
      @isphus 5 років тому +73

      OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 5 років тому +10

      420th like. Ayy lmao

    • @michaelsaenz380
      @michaelsaenz380 5 років тому +8

      PepeLaugh

  • @ephemeric8937
    @ephemeric8937 3 роки тому +11675

    My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 роки тому +160

      Lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 роки тому +422

      ALU ACKBAR

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 роки тому +1605

      Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

    • @alitaj7776
      @alitaj7776 3 роки тому +47

      @@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

    • @user-ut9ln4vd5m
      @user-ut9ln4vd5m 3 роки тому +106

      @@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

  • @3isr3g3n
    @3isr3g3n 2 роки тому +1288

    Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 роки тому +92

      No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX Рік тому +36

      Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

    • @patrickmartin2236
      @patrickmartin2236 Рік тому +48

      ​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
      Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 Рік тому +13

      They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

    • @life_of_riley88
      @life_of_riley88 Рік тому

      ​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 3 роки тому +9031

    Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 роки тому +741

      It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 роки тому +401

      Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

    • @antoncid5044
      @antoncid5044 3 роки тому +316

      I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 роки тому +342

      @@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

    • @cursedmailman3999
      @cursedmailman3999 3 роки тому +52

      I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 років тому +990

    “Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.

  • @starslayer8390
    @starslayer8390 4 роки тому +9187

    I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.

    • @specialdelivery9196
      @specialdelivery9196 4 роки тому +515

      I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 4 роки тому +287

      @@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 4 роки тому +143

      "I'm shilling _ironically!_"

    • @gino14
      @gino14 4 роки тому +396

      Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 роки тому +134

      @@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

  • @JonesySurvived
    @JonesySurvived 2 роки тому +422

    This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
    I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
    For a change.

  • @chonkokong513
    @chonkokong513 3 роки тому +6063

    Some business tips:
    - NEVER EVER do an online poll
    - regulate your twitter hastags
    - don't let people make or name some thing

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 3 роки тому +83

      Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

    • @chonkokong513
      @chonkokong513 3 роки тому +16

      @@Comboowo 👍

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 роки тому +48

      4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

    • @hilfemajster4234
      @hilfemajster4234 3 роки тому +49

      - ignore steps above for free publicity.

    • @memz4523
      @memz4523 3 роки тому +2

      Only non-humans are able to name things

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 5 років тому +2508

    Just.. just have someone moderate it.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 5 років тому +117

      When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
      I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

    • @scatman8963
      @scatman8963 5 років тому +17

      but its funny

    • @jcpkill1175
      @jcpkill1175 5 років тому +15

      Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

    • @philippec46
      @philippec46 5 років тому +2

      4Head

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 5 років тому +1

      @James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

  • @fromtheotherguy3284
    @fromtheotherguy3284 5 років тому +1753

    I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.

    • @Sodaairsoft
      @Sodaairsoft 5 років тому +173

      That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.

    • @MeatPopsicle345
      @MeatPopsicle345 5 років тому +65

      Very unprofessional

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 років тому +16

      Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?

    • @lolsmileyface856
      @lolsmileyface856 5 років тому +127

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 5 років тому +147

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.

  • @GOICOBA
    @GOICOBA Рік тому +91

    As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 6 місяців тому +3

      As an advocate of agile, who also hates fart-smelling agile conferences, this also brings me unbelievable joy.

  • @pooaddict9452
    @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +7443

    one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +24

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +29

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

    • @kimdongwon9782
      @kimdongwon9782 3 роки тому +31

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +47

      Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

    • @johnny1013johnny
      @johnny1013johnny 3 роки тому +22

      Just onion, lettuce is too expensive

  • @numbskull4899
    @numbskull4899 5 років тому +14830

    How to summarize every internet story
    "It was all going great until 4chan"

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 5 років тому +1035

      "And then it became amazing"

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 5 років тому +244

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 років тому +350

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

    • @peepas2633
      @peepas2633 5 років тому +2

      LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 5 років тому +37

      It was all going great.
      And then the gamer nation attacked.

  • @xtrem5428
    @xtrem5428 3 роки тому +12170

    Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.

    • @SudrianTales
      @SudrianTales 3 роки тому +1101

      Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

    • @TheStatisticalPizza
      @TheStatisticalPizza 3 роки тому +1451

      Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

    • @WhatAHorribleNight
      @WhatAHorribleNight 3 роки тому +603

      @@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 роки тому +281

      Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 3 роки тому +82

      You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

  • @Goldencoins
    @Goldencoins 2 роки тому +119

    I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".

  • @quentingilanian8045
    @quentingilanian8045 5 років тому +4163

    "Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
    oh no.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 років тому +361

      "it even displays images"
      OH NO

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 років тому +139

      @@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

    • @Para0234
      @Para0234 5 років тому +58

      @@Brainwave101 OH YES

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 5 років тому +110

      "All you need is one hashtag"
      Lord have mercy

    • @scyra9997
      @scyra9997 5 років тому +31

      Just sounds like 4chan

  • @lordwaffle4614
    @lordwaffle4614 4 роки тому +7070

    If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 роки тому +45

      Judgedlettuc

    • @fizzizist
      @fizzizist 4 роки тому +204

      @@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 роки тому +23

      Fizzizist exhume

    • @gaspartiznado6418
      @gaspartiznado6418 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 4 роки тому +50

      Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 5 років тому +682

    When I hear, "that was the end of it".
    I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.

  • @DPMusicStudio
    @DPMusicStudio 2 роки тому +135

    I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.

    • @OurHereafter
      @OurHereafter 7 місяців тому +2

      "With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 7 місяців тому +1

      IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen

  • @Jonayofsweden
    @Jonayofsweden 4 роки тому +2668

    The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 4 роки тому +20

      He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 4 роки тому +10

      @The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is

    • @Hatster985
      @Hatster985 4 роки тому +7

      rons creamy surprise

    • @chileanguyfleegman
      @chileanguyfleegman 4 роки тому +1

      får en att dra på smilbanden iaf

    • @LoLMasterManiac
      @LoLMasterManiac 4 роки тому +1

      silence, fan

  • @jackasmaracas4362
    @jackasmaracas4362 5 років тому +2136

    If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, UA-cam would be a better place.

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 5 років тому +10

      or like cold ones

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 5 років тому +9

      UA-cam would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 5 років тому +1

      Shut up stupid

    • @filmjarvis81
      @filmjarvis81 5 років тому +5

      @@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...

    • @StoneHavel
      @StoneHavel 5 років тому +11

      SILENCE COMMENTER

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 5 років тому +2639

    You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +16

      who is harold?

    • @ratmcgee8464
      @ratmcgee8464 5 років тому +176

      saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +7

      @@ratmcgee8464 thx

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 5 років тому +74

      A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 років тому +45

      Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

  • @crispy9175
    @crispy9175 Рік тому +56

    9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!

  • @vibri_
    @vibri_ 5 років тому +563

    The funniest thing about the DiGiorno's one is how they started apologizing to individual people .

    • @maggs734
      @maggs734 5 років тому +72

      Apparently the initial million apologies weren't enough.

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios 5 років тому +653

    Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event

    • @ThatAmericanSlacker
      @ThatAmericanSlacker 5 років тому +14

      That’s how you know you found a great creator

    • @erichdiebenow4727
      @erichdiebenow4727 5 років тому

      ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 років тому +3

      Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid

    • @ABadGamble
      @ABadGamble 5 років тому +1

      He's the new Jontron for me

    • @InuMiroLover
      @InuMiroLover 5 років тому

      I'm hard

  • @jamiest3772
    @jamiest3772 5 років тому +3709

    "raid shadow legends"
    SILENCE,
    BRAND

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 5 років тому +149

      There is no brand.
      There is only Shadow Man

    • @connorskjei2104
      @connorskjei2104 5 років тому +4

      yeah...

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +46

      SILENCE,
      -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
      PROCEED,
      BRAND

    • @fright635
      @fright635 5 років тому +34

      Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +31

      @@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 роки тому +77

    9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 8 місяців тому

      Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 8 місяців тому

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 8 місяців тому

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

  • @TheSamuelOwens
    @TheSamuelOwens 4 роки тому +3285

    I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 4 роки тому +9

      yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

    • @TheSamuelOwens
      @TheSamuelOwens 4 роки тому +22

      Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 роки тому +67

      @@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

    • @majima2140
      @majima2140 4 роки тому +9

      r/iamverysmart

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 4 роки тому +6

      @@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

  • @wizar6712
    @wizar6712 5 років тому +394

    “And that was the end of it”
    _15 minutes still in the video_

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 5 років тому +2639

    10:41 - GIRTH!!

  • @pointyorb
    @pointyorb Рік тому +46

    14:25
    It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 6 місяців тому +1

      More like “are you going to finish that”

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 5 років тому +598

    "...and there's interactive display boards..."
    You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.

    • @pmurtnidalaP
      @pmurtnidalaP 5 років тому +1

      The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

    • @adnan8837
      @adnan8837 5 років тому +1

      @@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

  • @shyne5928
    @shyne5928 4 роки тому +2747

    Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 4 роки тому +12

      Hahaha lol

    • @thesaim1036
      @thesaim1036 4 роки тому +265

      As someone who plays a tons of gacha games I can confidently say that Raid: Shadow Legends sucks a lot of ass.

    • @adrixshadow
      @adrixshadow 4 роки тому +23

      Raid Meme Sponsorship.

    • @AndreiTache
      @AndreiTache 4 роки тому +22

      Huzzah for counter-ads!

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder 4 роки тому +75

      Want to play Raid but have fun? Try Fate/Grand Order, where everyone is a perfect waifu.

  • @SpecialEDy
    @SpecialEDy 5 років тому +8986

    The internet:
    The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +102

      The things that ruin nice things are the nice things.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 3 роки тому +12

      @@Aflay1 This is true.

    • @aaroncunt4460
      @aaroncunt4460 3 роки тому +49

      I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.

    • @noahhess4955
      @noahhess4955 3 роки тому +15

      So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.

    • @krispytoast5107
      @krispytoast5107 3 роки тому +1

      I love your pfp

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 2 роки тому +390

    There must be a rule on the Internet.
    No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n 11 місяців тому

      Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @leandergihr9598
      @leandergihr9598 11 місяців тому

      Internet historian already trolled raid shadow

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 10 місяців тому +1

      What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 7 місяців тому +10

      "He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 6 місяців тому +2

      They dwell in the caves of IT.

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit8727 5 років тому +659

    "How do I contact the cyber police?"
    YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!

    • @SpaceyCortex
      @SpaceyCortex 5 років тому +6

      Quick Lisa! Call Karin and Sheila! We need the cyber police manager for this!!

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 5 років тому +9

      Oh hai Mark.

    • @udunn0jb
      @udunn0jb 5 років тому

      😹😹😹

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому

      *Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy.
      Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number

  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 3 роки тому +9289

    for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.

    • @gavinsmith1220
      @gavinsmith1220 3 роки тому +646

      Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

    • @Mysterion557
      @Mysterion557 3 роки тому +463

      I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 3 роки тому +163

      Imagine being named
      Christmas day
      Ye internet is not so bad

    • @pierre-alexislachance9718
      @pierre-alexislachance9718 3 роки тому +27

      kinda sounds arabic

    • @StinkySnaiI
      @StinkySnaiI 3 роки тому +123

      I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 роки тому +5567

    “I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”

    • @francisgoin3112
      @francisgoin3112 3 роки тому +595

      and "be less white"

    • @yeah2956
      @yeah2956 3 роки тому +68

      @@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

    • @englandismycity181
      @englandismycity181 3 роки тому +395

      @@yeah2956 Coke

    • @TheRambunctious
      @TheRambunctious 3 роки тому +329

      Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 3 роки тому +455

      "Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu 2 роки тому +119

    Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.

  • @waspennator
    @waspennator 3 роки тому +1754

    Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 3 роки тому +262

      Accidentally based Burger King

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @RedshirtAfficionado
      @RedshirtAfficionado 3 роки тому +13

      They what

    • @wittyusername1
      @wittyusername1 3 роки тому +60

      they deleted it, bunch of pussies

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 3 роки тому +86

      @@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.

  • @godsent280
    @godsent280 5 років тому +521

    I love Internet Historian Ads, legit the only ads I watch.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 5 років тому

      Exactly.

    • @stoniecad7805
      @stoniecad7805 5 років тому +7

      he said he watches the adds not "ask dumb question now"

    • @fudgefudge8913
      @fudgefudge8913 5 років тому +1

      Silence, nerds!

    • @hk6970
      @hk6970 5 років тому +1

      Internet Comment Etiquette 's ads are amazing too.

    • @godsent280
      @godsent280 5 років тому

      @Michael kilby Usually yes, but I didn't like Raid.

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 4 роки тому +2772

    Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
    “I had a decent meal one time”???

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 4 роки тому +194

      One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
      Just mcd things

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 4 роки тому +151

      One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

    • @Dr.Robotnik
      @Dr.Robotnik 4 роки тому +121

      I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
      Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
      Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
      Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
      Good shit.

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 4 роки тому +57

      One time the ice cream machine was working.....
      Jk that thing nevers works

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому +29

      Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

  • @Ma1ne2
    @Ma1ne2 Рік тому +56

    The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.

  • @legion0522
    @legion0522 5 років тому +1074

    “There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 5 років тому +2

      @Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏

    • @melojelo5724
      @melojelo5724 5 років тому +3

      There's no I in business, there's only us comrades

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 5 років тому +2

      bisness

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 5 років тому +2

      Wait. Shit.

    • @nicklaurindo1916
      @nicklaurindo1916 5 років тому +1

      There is no "i" in busness

  • @silgon8705
    @silgon8705 5 років тому +1247

    No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"

    • @abrunosON
      @abrunosON 5 років тому +39

      This would work for pride month these days.

    • @Blitz13giggity
      @Blitz13giggity 5 років тому +40

      @@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

    • @Bi_VooDoo
      @Bi_VooDoo 5 років тому +31

      What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 5 років тому

      my favourite is just "girth"

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 5 років тому

      Tongue-punch my angus also good

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 5 років тому +1571

    "Unmoderated automatic messages"
    What the hell did they think was gonna happen?

    • @peterdozal8825
      @peterdozal8825 5 років тому +144

      i mean it was a meeting of a bunch of business boomers talking about economics, taxes, and other boring crap. 99% of these types of events are totally fine, they just had one business executive's edgy kids there that fucked around.

    • @dongbong7405
      @dongbong7405 5 років тому +31

      I'm a fuckin rock. Well, the meeting itself is rather esoteric, so they didn’t expect any leakage of info to the general public

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 5 років тому +3

      @@peterdozal8825 True. Lol

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +48

      @@peterdozal8825 yeah no one expected a 4channer to come to the conference and act like.... Well 4chan

    • @peterdozal8825
      @peterdozal8825 5 років тому +30

      @@Sonichero151 exactly. Even things like the boaty Mc boat face thing. It was a scientific research ship. Wherever they posted that vote for a name thing they would of had a very small number of people/fans that actually care about that kind of stuff and they expected only them to be involved with it. Im sure they did these kinds of things before and it went totally fine. Its only when outsiders see stuff like this for some reason can shit hit the fan.

  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey Рік тому +38

    The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king

  • @gmodguy749
    @gmodguy749 4 роки тому +8138

    I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.

    • @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads
      @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads 4 роки тому +274

      TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 4 роки тому +265

      @Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

    • @JD-cp7hl
      @JD-cp7hl 4 роки тому +133

      His ads are art

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 4 роки тому +41

      I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

  • @JTheMelon
    @JTheMelon 5 років тому +805

    This is like the sequel of "Any Poll's a Goal"

  • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
    @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 роки тому +4142

    "And honestly... they took it too far."
    Yeah.
    It's /b/.
    edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 4 роки тому +51

      😩

    • @dirkdiggler8093
      @dirkdiggler8093 4 роки тому +35

      Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 роки тому +70

      /b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n

    • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
      @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 роки тому +113

      @@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 роки тому +33

      @@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 2 роки тому +22

    The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list

    • @retracelak
      @retracelak Рік тому

      Ayo¿

    • @silenceundying
      @silenceundying Рік тому +2

      I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

  • @mawllly
    @mawllly 5 років тому +1229

    That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game

  • @starcetus
    @starcetus 3 роки тому +5456

    Stocks are serious business.......
    Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 3 роки тому +294

      I can't wait for that episode.

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 3 роки тому +82

      And the price of dogecoin went up

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 3 роки тому +225

      I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

    • @blue04mx53
      @blue04mx53 3 роки тому +54

      @@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

    • @DynaDere
      @DynaDere 3 роки тому +41

      @@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

  • @GBart
    @GBart 2 роки тому +31

    I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing

  • @shayusu8317
    @shayusu8317 5 років тому +240

    "Honestly they went to far"
    Never thought I'd hear this from this channel like... Ever.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 років тому +9

      really goes to show how overboard people went. It's one thing when you're doing that to another website like Tumblr, but it's another when you start spamming it into the meatspace of people who are just trying to do literally anything else.
      It's still kinda funny, though.

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 років тому +1

      *Serious Business 101*

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 5 років тому +3

      It's true. Like Android 19 said, it's one thing when they're being assholes on another Gen Z/Millenial website (Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan, etc) where people know the risks, but this was just... mean.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 років тому +12593

    The lesson here folks is that businesses are stupid and shouldn't try to be online at freakin' all.

    • @KineticRhyme
      @KineticRhyme 5 років тому +357

      on another page, businesses should not always "let the audience decide" because chances are, most online audiences will be trolls.

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 5 років тому +324

      @@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 років тому +25

      Indeed, I almost winced at some of the brands' posts.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 років тому +21

      @@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Marx: fuck the bourgeoise amd their skanky memes >:(

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 років тому +7

      @@MetaL556 Completely agree.

  • @asszudemi3650
    @asszudemi3650 5 років тому +1004

    "Cthulu Allspark" actually has a nice ring to it

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton 5 років тому +5

      @LyndisLegion I plan to name my son Cthulhu one day.

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 5 років тому +58

      "What's your kid's name?"
      "Cathy"
      "That's cu-"
      "It's short for Cthulu."
      "Ah. Okay..."
      "Her middle name is Ally"
      "Oh that's nic-"
      "It's short for Allspark"
      "eh......."

    • @marolek16
      @marolek16 5 років тому

      LMAOO

    • @LotharLive
      @LotharLive 5 років тому

      your comment is at 420 likes right now, so I will not like it. Even though I agree

    • @spencerpowell9289
      @spencerpowell9289 5 років тому +1

      @LyndisLegion or just make it the child's legal name and tell everyone else that their name is something else

  • @parcos5989
    @parcos5989 2 роки тому +5

    This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!

  • @Camilo19832001
    @Camilo19832001 5 років тому +660

    Im surprised yall didnt catch the Army’s hashtag “what did the army do for you” turns out it was VERY bad

    • @MrMattumbo
      @MrMattumbo 5 років тому +64

      They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation"
      Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...

    • @beef5able
      @beef5able 5 років тому +118

      it was so fucking great, thinking they were gonna get some good publicity from it. A smack from reality. "I've had the same nightmare for 7 years."

    • @ErectedGasCan
      @ErectedGasCan 5 років тому +3

      @@MrMattumbo Lmfao

    • @SomeGuy1117
      @SomeGuy1117 5 років тому +57

      Same. A lot of messed up stuff PTSD and the VA dragging its feet mostly. Guess it wasn't funny enough seeing as how dark it was.

    • @TheDrizzle404
      @TheDrizzle404 5 років тому +6

      @@SomeGuy1117 Tragedy is on the same coin as comedy.

  • @SilentAbyss1996
    @SilentAbyss1996 3 роки тому +1120

    Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first.
    "So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 3 роки тому +84

      That's so subtle I missed it three times when trying to figure out the point of this comment.

    • @kitwolfkat6453
      @kitwolfkat6453 3 роки тому +23

      Please explain. I need it figure out. I'm crushing myself with a shroud of emptiness.

    • @lukamilosevic661
      @lukamilosevic661 3 роки тому +49

      @@kitwolfkat6453 condom. penis. tip.

    • @chinesenoodles25
      @chinesenoodles25 3 роки тому +8

      ​ peanus lol

    • @enzirin_p
      @enzirin_p 3 роки тому +35

      Also the "and to stay tuned for more to come. But there was no more to come... *so to speak* ."
      I lost it when I realized it.

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB 5 років тому +5551

    Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
    4chan: So you have chosen... death

    • @Jay-ln1co
      @Jay-ln1co 5 років тому +173

      "He chose... poorly."

    • @Darthlazer3
      @Darthlazer3 5 років тому +36

      Any publicity is good publicity

    • @WMan37
      @WMan37 5 років тому +50

      "X: Does thing
      Y: Does thing"
      This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

    • @braydenharris2983
      @braydenharris2983 5 років тому +29

      None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

    • @reym5180
      @reym5180 5 років тому +74

      @@braydenharris2983 Love*

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 8 місяців тому +13

    Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland

  • @rakseiify
    @rakseiify 4 роки тому +1801

    Isn't this "agile" thing supposed to be a management strategy of sorts for high level software development? so, weren't most of the people attending this (not Lisa apparently) supposed to be engineers or "software development savvy" at least ? what the hell are they doing then, as engineers, to not being able to predict this situation?

    • @Metalbringer92
      @Metalbringer92 4 роки тому +449

      Because this "agile" thing is all fancy corporate bullshit that leads absolutely nowhere. It's a circle jerk

    • @jujunita12345
      @jujunita12345 4 роки тому +20

      ikr x10000

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 роки тому +204

      Management is all about convincing fellow managers that the results from the workfloor would not be possible without you, and that is why you are worth five figures. Easy win: all the other managers MUST agree, because they need you to support their own five figures arguments. They went through some serious classes, learned amazing skills and are capable of doing things i could never do.... Then fail to show how their efforts actualy influence the core Business. That last step is the core of the problem: they are as streetwise as the 1960 Mickey Mouse.

    • @gregb.9670
      @gregb.9670 4 роки тому +32

      Agile is actually useful if you know what you're doing, especially in app development it keeps everything on track and depending how well you manage sprints you're able to refine or fix things relatively quickly. Every company uses it to varying degrees with varying results.

    • @ninjaturtle3525
      @ninjaturtle3525 4 роки тому +4

      @@gregb.9670 Ok but all of us interns hate it

  • @junkyardwulf2874
    @junkyardwulf2874 5 років тому +3644

    Internet Historian " Raid: shado-"
    SILENCE, BRAND

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 5 років тому +79

      but it was the funniest shit

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 5 років тому

      nois

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +3

      @@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?

    • @junkyardwulf2874
      @junkyardwulf2874 5 років тому +7

      @Kaboom Baby uwu

    • @lukassisu9919
      @lukassisu9919 5 років тому +1

      @Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.

  • @TracyK6066
    @TracyK6066 4 роки тому +692

    For the first situation... They could just have shut the electronic display boards off? That would have been a much simpler and faster solution lol

    • @straypaperplane
      @straypaperplane 4 роки тому +86

      Shhhhh
      We cant tell busness how to do

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 роки тому +172

      Unplug the screens??
      That would take several meetings at least to run this 'solution' up the flagpole,
      simply to _raise awareness_ that a problem exists at all!
      And to fit all these additional sit-downs into our pre-existing business schedule would be prohibitively expensive,
      and be damaging to our pre-tabulated quarterly timeline.
      - Also, of course, the screens were Franks idea, and who is going to risk voicing an oppositional opinion, no matter how well-intentioned / rational to one of Franks ideas??
      Think about your career!

    • @DoJiMoDa
      @DoJiMoDa 4 роки тому +16

      And that's what panics do to a group of people. They lose control. Nothing is rational anymore, every idea is good.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 роки тому +2

      @@DoJiMoDa Having spent time in the UA-cam comments section,
      I find myself unable to agree with your last point. 😨

    • @DoJiMoDa
      @DoJiMoDa 4 роки тому +4

      @@zetetick395 the last sentence is from the perspective of people in panic. Fair point should have specified this better.
      People tend to jump on every idea because they have this feeling of urgency.

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 2 роки тому +11

    Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge

  • @darianbear5400
    @darianbear5400 3 роки тому +3167

    The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 роки тому +86

      They have a lot of pizza though

    • @spacegerrit9499
      @spacegerrit9499 3 роки тому +71

      They had pizza dough
      get it.

    • @NrettG
      @NrettG 3 роки тому +45

      Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.

    • @romeersharma2488
      @romeersharma2488 3 роки тому +8

      @Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it

    • @captaincrispy2184
      @captaincrispy2184 3 роки тому

      @@NrettG Oh, what was that like?

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 5 років тому +12221

    "Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
    "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
    "Thanks dad"
    "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @lgglc9274
    @lgglc9274 5 років тому +172

    Hands down internet historian has the best ads on youtube so good i dont even skip them its like a part of the video

    • @pstrap1311
      @pstrap1311 5 років тому

      So I take you will be buying that stupid ass game then?

    • @lgglc9274
      @lgglc9274 5 років тому +24

      @@pstrap1311 no I'm simply saying internet historian has some of the most entertaining ads on UA-cam because they get the same attention as the rest video. Just because I think an ad is entertaining doesn't mean I'll get the product. Its just a well made funny advertisment. Brainlet.

    • @crazyfrogracer2pro848
      @crazyfrogracer2pro848 5 років тому +3

      Only maxmoefoe and chad rivals him on good ads.

    • @dovydasgrigas441
      @dovydasgrigas441 5 років тому +4

      Im glad internet historian is getting the stacks of money raid is giving and also making it a good segment. I doubt many people actually buy into it but I hope theres enough to keep this up.

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming Рік тому +41

    i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder

  • @heartlessmushroom
    @heartlessmushroom 5 років тому +297

    The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 5 років тому +5

      Yeah my college was like that too.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +1

      How’d you learn that from college?

    • @piegunman
      @piegunman 5 років тому +2

      @@emblemblade9245 they act the same

    • @Nina-cd2eh
      @Nina-cd2eh 5 років тому +6

      lmao Unironically paying corporations to educate you.

    • @piegunman
      @piegunman 5 років тому +1

      @@Nina-cd2eh otherway around

  • @user-wj3xo9vn2p
    @user-wj3xo9vn2p 5 років тому +674

    If every ad was made by Internet Historian, I would actually watch them...

    • @person800
      @person800 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, this is the only channel that I've whitelisted in SponsorBlock.

    • @Ian-ez3ex
      @Ian-ez3ex 5 років тому +3

      @@person800 LMAO

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 років тому +1

      I’m waiting for him to do ASMR
      His voice is just soothing

    • @eNodeTG
      @eNodeTG 5 років тому +2

      Completely agree! Was funny as hell, I'd otherwise blow past a mobile game promo.

    • @Basetornado
      @Basetornado 5 років тому +2

      He worked in advertising before he started the channel.

  • @jaflob6610
    @jaflob6610 5 років тому +406

    “Any polls a goal part 2” in all honesty

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 5 років тому +3

      Well, braindead companies never learn, so there is enough content for "Any polls a goal part 1000" honestly.

  • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
    @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch Рік тому +5

    This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +1398

    “There is no “I” in business.”
    Still my favorite joke.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 4 роки тому +7630

    "Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".

    • @adonissherlock
      @adonissherlock 4 роки тому +67

      @@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit

    • @cmdrmeldoc59
      @cmdrmeldoc59 4 роки тому +208

      When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 4 роки тому +70

      ​@@cmdrmeldoc59​
      ALT + 0198

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 4 роки тому +32

      "Her Elven spelling of Ai"
      Wtf does that even mean?

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough 4 роки тому +19

      But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel

  • @nathankucera9135
    @nathankucera9135 3 роки тому +2508

    This is literally the only channel I don't skip the sponsored part on

    • @GumbyJumpOff
      @GumbyJumpOff 3 роки тому +10

      Then you'll love Internet Comment Etiquette

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 3 роки тому +24

      @@GumbyJumpOff he’s not that amusing after awhile

    • @mojus2890
      @mojus2890 2 роки тому +8

      I do

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 2 роки тому +5

      @@mojus2890 good for you, want pat on the back and a sticker that says well done?

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 2 роки тому

      @President Joe Biden sure bro why not :)

  • @Dontworryaboutmynam
    @Dontworryaboutmynam 2 роки тому +10

    Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 роки тому +2943

    I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on

    • @owenmb984
      @owenmb984 3 роки тому +253

      Their joke went hard though

    • @alexbeck8568
      @alexbeck8568 3 роки тому +85

      @CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 3 роки тому +102

      Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 роки тому +9

      Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 3 роки тому +25

      @@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud

  • @SonofKiernan
    @SonofKiernan 3 роки тому +548

    “That’s my dialysis machine” brings me such genuine laughter every time I hear it
    Bless you, Internet Historian

  • @slavhardbass6997
    @slavhardbass6997 5 років тому +306

    “ and that was the end of it”
    *looks at time left on video*
    “or WAS it?”

  • @daemonsilver3304
    @daemonsilver3304 Рік тому +10

    This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.

  • @lt.spookycarrot1925
    @lt.spookycarrot1925 5 років тому +135

    As soon as I heard “Unmoderated” I had the flashbacks

  • @SNARC15
    @SNARC15 5 років тому +253

    "How do I contact these cyber police?"
    Didn't she realize by saying that, that consequences would never be the same?
    And as for the Make Your Own Burger, even thought it's not Five Guys, I wonder if anyone made the Zoe Quinn, with only mayo and salt as the additions.

    • @Arnþor
      @Arnþor 5 років тому +5

      I've been finding people left and right who no longer even remember this.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 5 років тому +3

      @@Arnþor The internet's memory is short except for memes.

    • @SNARC15
      @SNARC15 5 років тому

      @@Arnþor Maybe they should backtrace it.

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 3 роки тому +3483

    "Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.
    A salute, to a unknown hero.

  • @kbone797
    @kbone797 Рік тому +10

    "How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pineyhills9066
    @pineyhills9066 3 роки тому +458

    A worker at my local McD's shot a customer for complaining about his food. The manager then lied to the police to try to cover it all up. I wish this had gotten more internet traction.

    • @luisn.pietanesi255
      @luisn.pietanesi255 3 роки тому +45

      As someone who's had relatives who work in fast food tell me stories about the shit people do when they think they can screw over a fast food restaurant, I honestly wouldn't blame the worker for probably eventually getting fed up with the crazy customers acting & acting out that way. Of course, I don't condone violence, but still...

    • @covistivan8521
      @covistivan8521 3 роки тому +13

      WHAT

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 2 роки тому +14

      Articles or fake

    • @JGT-yd2wx
      @JGT-yd2wx 2 роки тому +13

      DID YOU WORK AT A MCDONALDS IN GROVE STREET?

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 2 роки тому +2

      Little Rock?

  • @awesomo660
    @awesomo660 5 років тому +1051

    Should’ve included the US military “how has serving impacted you?”

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 років тому +122

      my son of a bitch father finally died that piece of shit

    • @ohmydog9171
      @ohmydog9171 5 років тому +38

      @@thenightjackal jesus

    • @alppp6
      @alppp6 5 років тому +34

      @@thenightjackal What the actuall fuck

    • @Alexander-mh2ky
      @Alexander-mh2ky 5 років тому +65

      @@thenightjackal bruh momento

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 5 років тому +1

      You beat me to it just by writing that comment I was literally gonna say that

  • @tsarkaiser6254
    @tsarkaiser6254 5 років тому +2699

    Can’t wait till in 5 years when he makes a video on the Area 51 raid

    • @mersenneprime1044
      @mersenneprime1044 5 років тому +136

      Not to mention Pewdiepie vs T-Series.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 років тому +22

      @@mersenneprime1044 The inevitable fall.

    • @jimster1111
      @jimster1111 5 років тому +13

      give it 6 months.

    • @remlezar9397
      @remlezar9397 5 років тому +54

      Plague Doctor funni guy rite here.

    • @sebthefalcon
      @sebthefalcon 5 років тому +23

      @@Uberkatze- Ah yes, and all these are wonderfully comedic 4chan pranks!

  • @pakachakawaka
    @pakachakawaka 2 місяці тому +1

    5:25 genuinely the first time i dont skip an ad. and im glad i didnt! its hilarious!