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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 4 роки тому +5745

    "An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
    "unmoderated" OH NO
    "it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*

  • @numbskull4899
    @numbskull4899 4 роки тому +14449

    How to summarize every internet story
    "It was all going great until 4chan"

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 4 роки тому +1014

      "And then it became amazing"

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 роки тому +245

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 4 роки тому +345

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

    • @peepas2633
      @peepas2633 4 роки тому +1

      LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 4 роки тому +36

      It was all going great.
      And then the gamer nation attacked.

  • @therocketboost
    @therocketboost 11 місяців тому +3114

    I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 10 місяців тому +340

      That is absolutely amazing

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 10 місяців тому +308

      A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler 10 місяців тому +349

      Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
      When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
      A. Littllle. Pricklay....

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 9 місяців тому +21

      That's so good. Got any stories?

    • @therocketboost
      @therocketboost 9 місяців тому +319

      @@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
      Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

  • @melon5394
    @melon5394 Рік тому +4855

    This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper Рік тому +10

      What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

    • @Deavhrmordhau
      @Deavhrmordhau Рік тому +89

      ​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT Рік тому +9

      Right up there with RLM

    • @voodoo2445
      @voodoo2445 Рік тому +6

      fact

    • @nblookmask3374
      @nblookmask3374 Рік тому +5

      That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco 4 роки тому +4683

    "And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
    It was at that moment.

    • @isphus
      @isphus 4 роки тому +72

      Agile2013 knew

    • @modernwarrior24
      @modernwarrior24 4 роки тому +76

      Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

    • @jack11___33
      @jack11___33 4 роки тому +73

      They fucked up

    • @vertex8863
      @vertex8863 4 роки тому +7

      That they knew they fuckded up

    • @BboyKeny
      @BboyKeny 4 роки тому +11

      We had that at my school, it was beautiful

  • @techneip5449
    @techneip5449 4 роки тому +18258

    This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 Рік тому +1307

    That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 9 місяців тому +47

      Lmao sucks to be him

    • @andyb2028
      @andyb2028 9 місяців тому +47

      Sounds like butt light these days

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 6 місяців тому +10

      @@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

    • @Iranoutofideasforachannelname
      @Iranoutofideasforachannelname 6 місяців тому +1

      Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

    • @ShapezPuller64
      @ShapezPuller64 5 місяців тому

      Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
      Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

  • @3isr3g3n
    @3isr3g3n 2 роки тому +1143

    Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Рік тому +87

      No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX Рік тому +33

      Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

    • @patrickmartin2236
      @patrickmartin2236 9 місяців тому +37

      ​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
      Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 7 місяців тому +11

      They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

    • @life_of_riley88
      @life_of_riley88 5 місяців тому

      ​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

  • @JoaoLucas-se7vz
    @JoaoLucas-se7vz 4 роки тому +15815

    "There were interactive display boards."
    Oh no.
    "With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
    *OH NO*

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 4 роки тому +301

      oh no seems I've slipped

    • @ciai_6199
      @ciai_6199 4 роки тому +446

      what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 4 роки тому +243

      Internet: *OH YES!*

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 4 роки тому +329

      "and then even displayed images"
      O H N O

    • @c.m3558
      @c.m3558 4 роки тому +175

      Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
      Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

  • @TheJespeon
    @TheJespeon 4 роки тому +7320

    "unmoderated tweets"
    oh no
    "it even displays images"
    *oh NO*

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 4 роки тому +138

      Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 роки тому +44

      oh YES!

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 4 роки тому +40

      uh oh
      UH OH
      UH OH

    • @GentIemanThief
      @GentIemanThief 4 роки тому +89

      I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 роки тому +66

      "Unmoderated Tweets"
      _Dear God_
      "There's more"
      *_NO._*

  • @Goldencoins
    @Goldencoins Рік тому +45

    I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".

  • @angiki9988
    @angiki9988 2 роки тому +487

    This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.

  • @ephemeric8937
    @ephemeric8937 3 роки тому +10737

    My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 роки тому +139

      Lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 роки тому +387

      ALU ACKBAR

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 роки тому +1486

      Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

    • @alitaj7776
      @alitaj7776 3 роки тому +44

      @@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

    • @user-ut9ln4vd5m
      @user-ut9ln4vd5m 3 роки тому +96

      @@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 4 роки тому +11948

    "Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
    "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
    "Thanks dad"
    "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @GOICOBA
    @GOICOBA 5 місяців тому +49

    As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 9 днів тому +1

      Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 2 роки тому +318

    There must be a rule on the Internet.
    No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n 4 місяці тому

      Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @leandergihr9598
      @leandergihr9598 4 місяці тому

      Internet historian already trolled raid shadow

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 4 місяці тому +1

      What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 25 днів тому +4

      "He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"

  • @WindowLicker_-9
    @WindowLicker_-9 3 роки тому +4219

    All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen

    • @msbae
      @msbae 3 роки тому +113

      Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

    • @rosehites3419
      @rosehites3419 3 роки тому +8

      Hi Jesus

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 3 роки тому +11

      When will you transformed into doom guy?

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 роки тому +28

      "someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 3 роки тому +7

      I actually remember those threads.
      It was cash.

  • @starslayer8390
    @starslayer8390 4 роки тому +9136

    I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.

    • @specialdelivery9196
      @specialdelivery9196 4 роки тому +515

      I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 4 роки тому +288

      @@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 4 роки тому +144

      "I'm shilling _ironically!_"

    • @gino14
      @gino14 4 роки тому +397

      Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 роки тому +135

      @@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

  • @DPMusicStudio
    @DPMusicStudio 2 роки тому +100

    I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.

    • @Liquefaction
      @Liquefaction 27 днів тому

      "With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 19 днів тому +1

      IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen

  • @JonesySurvived
    @JonesySurvived Рік тому +357

    This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
    I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
    For a change.

  • @gmodguy749
    @gmodguy749 4 роки тому +8083

    I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.

    • @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads
      @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads 4 роки тому +274

      TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 4 роки тому +265

      @Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

    • @JD-cp7hl
      @JD-cp7hl 4 роки тому +134

      His ads are art

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 4 роки тому +40

      I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

  • @jamiest3772
    @jamiest3772 4 роки тому +3657

    "raid shadow legends"
    SILENCE,
    BRAND

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 4 роки тому +145

      There is no brand.
      There is only Shadow Man

    • @connorskjei2104
      @connorskjei2104 4 роки тому +4

      yeah...

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 4 роки тому +46

      SILENCE,
      -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
      PROCEED,
      BRAND

    • @fright635
      @fright635 4 роки тому +31

      Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +28

      @@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

  • @crispy9175
    @crispy9175 9 місяців тому +48

    9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 Рік тому +63

    9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 місяці тому

      Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 Місяць тому

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 Місяць тому

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 3 роки тому +9020

    Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 роки тому +741

      It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 роки тому +398

      Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

    • @antoncid5044
      @antoncid5044 3 роки тому +315

      I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 роки тому +343

      @@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

    • @cursedmailman3999
      @cursedmailman3999 3 роки тому +52

      I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

  • @pooaddict9452
    @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +7250

    one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.

    • @nattesnovgrel5172
      @nattesnovgrel5172 3 роки тому +479

      Too much food honestly

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +22

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 роки тому +29

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

    • @kimdongwon9782
      @kimdongwon9782 3 роки тому +31

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +43

      Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

  • @pointyorb
    @pointyorb Рік тому +21

    14:25
    It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 День тому

      More like “are you going to finish that”

  • @Ma1ne2
    @Ma1ne2 Рік тому +50

    The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 роки тому +955

    “Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.

  • @quentingilanian8045
    @quentingilanian8045 4 роки тому +4026

    "Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
    oh no.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 роки тому +353

      "it even displays images"
      OH NO

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 роки тому +133

      @@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

    • @Para0234
      @Para0234 4 роки тому +57

      @@Brainwave101 OH YES

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 4 роки тому +106

      "All you need is one hashtag"
      Lord have mercy

    • @scyra9997
      @scyra9997 4 роки тому +31

      Just sounds like 4chan

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu Рік тому +105

    Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Рік тому +13

      *bows head* Thank you for your service.

    • @gaveman5051
      @gaveman5051 10 місяців тому +11

      It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 9 місяців тому +4

      Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck 7 місяців тому +4

      Good sir.

    • @destroyrebuild
      @destroyrebuild 5 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity 9 місяців тому +35

    The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 4 роки тому +1705

    "Trust in the kindness of strange..."
    *it was Cthulu Allspark*

    • @maxma1203
      @maxma1203 4 роки тому +52

      i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

    • @LIFE2STARS
      @LIFE2STARS 4 роки тому +28

      Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

    • @NaughtyShrink
      @NaughtyShrink 4 роки тому +16

      It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 4 роки тому +24

      Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

  • @chonkokong513
    @chonkokong513 3 роки тому +6055

    Some business tips:
    - NEVER EVER do an online poll
    - regulate your twitter hastags
    - don't let people make or name some thing

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 3 роки тому +83

      Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

    • @chonkokong513
      @chonkokong513 3 роки тому +16

      @@Comboowo 👍

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 роки тому +49

      4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

    • @hilfemajster4234
      @hilfemajster4234 3 роки тому +49

      - ignore steps above for free publicity.

    • @memz4523
      @memz4523 3 роки тому +2

      Only non-humans are able to name things

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 2 роки тому +14

    The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list

    • @retracelak
      @retracelak 8 місяців тому

      Ayo¿

    • @silenceundying
      @silenceundying 6 місяців тому +2

      I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 Місяць тому +5

    Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 4 роки тому +2472

    Just.. just have someone moderate it.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 роки тому +114

      When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
      I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

    • @scatman8963
      @scatman8963 4 роки тому +17

      but its funny

    • @jcpkill1175
      @jcpkill1175 4 роки тому +16

      Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

    • @philippec46
      @philippec46 4 роки тому +2

      4Head

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 4 роки тому +1

      @James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 4 роки тому +2632

    You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 4 роки тому +16

      who is harold?

    • @ratmcgee8464
      @ratmcgee8464 4 роки тому +176

      saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 4 роки тому +7

      @@ratmcgee8464 thx

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 4 роки тому +74

      A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 4 роки тому +45

      Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

  • @litlblkhouse
    @litlblkhouse Місяць тому +4

    2013: Gaylord Ops hosts Agile conference, gets hijacked by 4chan
    2024: Gaylord Ops hosts CPAC, gets hijacked by The Donald.
    That hotel is cursed 😂

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 5 місяців тому +6

    It seems like advertising and marketing has stopping trying since these transpired. Now, marketers seem to be *intentionally annoying* instead of mildly cringy.
    I wish we could go back to old-ass boomer marketing.

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 2 місяці тому

      idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”

  • @xtrem5428
    @xtrem5428 3 роки тому +12140

    Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.

    • @SudrianTales
      @SudrianTales 3 роки тому +1089

      Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

    • @TheStatisticalPizza
      @TheStatisticalPizza 3 роки тому +1440

      Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

    • @WhatAHorribleNight
      @WhatAHorribleNight 3 роки тому +599

      @@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 2 роки тому +280

      Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 2 роки тому +81

      You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

  • @TheSamuelOwens
    @TheSamuelOwens 4 роки тому +3280

    I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 4 роки тому +9

      yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

    • @TheSamuelOwens
      @TheSamuelOwens 4 роки тому +22

      Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 роки тому +67

      @@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

    • @majima2140
      @majima2140 4 роки тому +9

      r/iamverysmart

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 4 роки тому +6

      @@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

  • @kbone797
    @kbone797 Рік тому +8

    "How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming Рік тому +41

    i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder

  • @lordwaffle4614
    @lordwaffle4614 4 роки тому +7052

    If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 роки тому +45

      Judgedlettuc

    • @fizzizist
      @fizzizist 4 роки тому +204

      @@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 роки тому +23

      Fizzizist exhume

    • @gaspartiznado6418
      @gaspartiznado6418 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 4 роки тому +50

      Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.

  • @zakariaali8864
    @zakariaali8864 4 роки тому +22264

    This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 4 роки тому +634

      I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 роки тому +911

      Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 4 роки тому +575

      @Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 4 роки тому +217

      So /b/ or /pol/

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 роки тому +148

      @@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.

  • @chrome_disco
    @chrome_disco 6 місяців тому +3

    Back on tumblr it was common wisdom that if Denny's got in on a meme it meant it was dead.

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 2 місяці тому

      wafflehouse should post a crackhead of the week, every week check the bathrooms and first crackhead wins a free all expenses ticket to the local sewer drain.

  • @puppeteer8671
    @puppeteer8671 4 місяці тому +5

    4 Chan for the win

  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 2 роки тому +9285

    for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.

    • @gavinsmith1220
      @gavinsmith1220 2 роки тому +645

      Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

    • @Mysterion557
      @Mysterion557 2 роки тому +466

      I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 2 роки тому +162

      Imagine being named
      Christmas day
      Ye internet is not so bad

    • @pierre-alexislachance9718
      @pierre-alexislachance9718 2 роки тому +26

      kinda sounds arabic

    • @StinkySnaiI
      @StinkySnaiI 2 роки тому +121

      I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB 4 роки тому +5507

    Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
    4chan: So you have chosen... death

    • @Jay-ln1co
      @Jay-ln1co 4 роки тому +173

      "He chose... poorly."

    • @Darthlazer3
      @Darthlazer3 4 роки тому +36

      Any publicity is good publicity

    • @WMan37
      @WMan37 4 роки тому +49

      "X: Does thing
      Y: Does thing"
      This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

    • @braydenharris2983
      @braydenharris2983 4 роки тому +30

      None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

    • @reym5180
      @reym5180 4 роки тому +74

      @@braydenharris2983 Love*

  • @thed_ani
    @thed_ani 2 місяці тому +4

    This could've all been avoided if they just made the screens only display tweets of company members, or attendees.

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 4 місяці тому +5

    It feels like most of 2023 was one big "silence brand" for crap/pandering hollywood movies.

  • @samkunde3408
    @samkunde3408 4 роки тому +2948

    “McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 роки тому +5571

    “I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”

    • @francisgoin3112
      @francisgoin3112 3 роки тому +597

      and "be less white"

    • @yeah2956
      @yeah2956 3 роки тому +68

      @@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

    • @englandismycity181
      @englandismycity181 3 роки тому +396

      @@yeah2956 Coke

    • @TheRambunctious
      @TheRambunctious 2 роки тому +331

      Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 2 роки тому +458

      "Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

  • @Superfluous.
    @Superfluous. 2 роки тому +19

    If you think about it, that conference was a huge success.
    Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer Рік тому +7

    this is proof of how out of touch corporations are the general public will not stop at any chance to make fun of them.

    • @Mordalon
      @Mordalon 9 місяців тому +1

      except even the ones that are current are lambasted.

  • @Jonayofsweden
    @Jonayofsweden 4 роки тому +2676

    The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 3 роки тому +2739

    Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
    “I had a decent meal one time”???

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 роки тому +192

      One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
      Just mcd things

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 3 роки тому +151

      One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

    • @Dr.Robotnik
      @Dr.Robotnik 3 роки тому +120

      I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
      Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
      Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
      Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
      Good shit.

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 3 роки тому +56

      One time the ice cream machine was working.....
      Jk that thing nevers works

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 3 роки тому +28

      Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 2 роки тому +8

    Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge

  • @parcos5989
    @parcos5989 Рік тому +5

    This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 4 роки тому +2604

    10:41 - GIRTH!!

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 4 роки тому +446

    IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
    Me: "Pyongyang"
    IH: "Batman"
    Me: "Oh"

    • @wisemage0
      @wisemage0 4 роки тому +3

      I predicted Afghanistan.

    • @wildwoody8324
      @wildwoody8324 4 роки тому

      I guessed Mogadishu

    • @Psykomancer
      @Psykomancer 4 роки тому +16

      My guess was the Vatican

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 4 роки тому

      I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch

    • @Alex-mq6qi
      @Alex-mq6qi 4 роки тому

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok

  • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
    @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 9 місяців тому +3

    This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.

  • @reddeaddude2187
    @reddeaddude2187 Рік тому +2

    I got an ad for Burger King during the McDonald's bit. I see what they did there...

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 4 роки тому +583

    "...and there's interactive display boards..."
    You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.

    • @pmurtnidalaP
      @pmurtnidalaP 4 роки тому +1

      The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

    • @adnan8837
      @adnan8837 4 роки тому +1

      @@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

  • @starcetus
    @starcetus 3 роки тому +5442

    Stocks are serious business.......
    Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 3 роки тому +291

      I can't wait for that episode.

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 3 роки тому +82

      And the price of dogecoin went up

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 3 роки тому +226

      I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

    • @blue04mx53
      @blue04mx53 3 роки тому +54

      @@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

    • @DynaDere
      @DynaDere 3 роки тому +41

      @@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

  • @Huntracony
    @Huntracony 2 роки тому +1

    Is it even against Twitter TOS to misuse a hashtag? Like, you can report it, but why would Twitter care that you had the stupid idea to let anyone post on your screens with no filters in place?

  • @daemonsilver3304
    @daemonsilver3304 Рік тому +10

    This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.

  • @jacksimpson4362
    @jacksimpson4362 4 роки тому +2135

    If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, UA-cam would be a better place.

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 4 роки тому +10

      or like cold ones

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 4 роки тому +9

      UA-cam would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up stupid

    • @filmjarvis81
      @filmjarvis81 4 роки тому +5

      @@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...

    • @StonePenis
      @StonePenis 4 роки тому +11

      SILENCE COMMENTER

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 3 роки тому +1379

    “There is no “I” in business.”
    Still my favorite joke.

  • @mikoro88
    @mikoro88 2 роки тому +1

    Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)

  • @majoralex1576
    @majoralex1576 2 роки тому +2

    Never enjoyed an ad so much before!

  • @junkyardwulf2874
    @junkyardwulf2874 4 роки тому +3641

    Internet Historian " Raid: shado-"
    SILENCE, BRAND

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 4 роки тому +79

      but it was the funniest shit

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 4 роки тому

      nois

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому +3

      @@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?

    • @junkyardwulf2874
      @junkyardwulf2874 4 роки тому +7

      @Kaboom Baby uwu

    • @lukassisu9919
      @lukassisu9919 4 роки тому +1

      @Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.

  • @LIFE2STARS
    @LIFE2STARS 4 роки тому +4095

    There’s a sandwich shown during the fast scroll named “Virgin Creampie” with ketchup and mayo leaking out the buns. Can’t stop the tears of laughter

  • @GBart
    @GBart Рік тому +5

    I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing

  • @levelxxiv
    @levelxxiv 11 місяців тому +2

    Watching this in the future hearing about twitter is absolutely hilarious! Historian should make a part 2

  • @fromtheotherguy3284
    @fromtheotherguy3284 4 роки тому +1696

    I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.

    • @Sodaairsoft
      @Sodaairsoft 4 роки тому +165

      That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.

    • @MeatPopsicle345
      @MeatPopsicle345 4 роки тому +62

      Very unprofessional

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 4 роки тому +15

      Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?

    • @lolsmileyface856
      @lolsmileyface856 4 роки тому +118

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 4 роки тому +142

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.

  • @silgon8705
    @silgon8705 4 роки тому +1239

    No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"

    • @brunos6599
      @brunos6599 4 роки тому +40

      This would work for pride month these days.

    • @Blitz13giggity
      @Blitz13giggity 4 роки тому +40

      @@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

    • @Bi_VooDoo
      @Bi_VooDoo 4 роки тому +30

      What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 4 роки тому

      my favourite is just "girth"

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 4 роки тому

      Tongue-punch my angus also good

  • @Dontworryaboutmynam
    @Dontworryaboutmynam 2 роки тому +10

    Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.

  • @Ghost-ExE
    @Ghost-ExE 4 місяці тому +7

    When does this guy miss... never that's the answer

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@ThePixelated_kris you mean the guy who tried to gaslight a r*pe victim?

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ThePixelated_krisYou mean the guy who tried to help Haberman fix the ED singers?
      Or did you not know about Harry’s history with ED, or Something Awful, or Metokur forums?

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@ThePixelated_krishb is a terrible person....do some research.

    • @ThePixelated_kris
      @ThePixelated_kris 2 місяці тому

      @@F40PH-2CAT i dont care he still presented some evidence about him being a plagiarist i do agree the “nazi comment” was a low blow but he still presented evidence

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ThePixelated_krisokay so hes a nazi sympathizer that hates women and presented evidence that IH used someone elses content as research on a video which he animated and did voices for which completely changed the content of the video?

  • @darianbear5400
    @darianbear5400 3 роки тому +3171

    The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 роки тому +86

      They have a lot of pizza though

    • @spacegerrit9499
      @spacegerrit9499 3 роки тому +71

      They had pizza dough
      get it.

    • @NrettG
      @NrettG 3 роки тому +46

      Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.

    • @romeersharma2488
      @romeersharma2488 2 роки тому +8

      @Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it

    • @captaincrispy2184
      @captaincrispy2184 2 роки тому

      @@NrettG Oh, what was that like?

  • @legion0522
    @legion0522 4 роки тому +1069

    “There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here

  • @ArnieS1947
    @ArnieS1947 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I properly cried with laughter. Thank you.

  • @jamesrogers7049
    @jamesrogers7049 4 місяці тому +3

    I got in a real life fist fight with a McDonald’s worker when I was younger because I asked if I could get a refund since they added a bunch of shit to my order that I didn’t ask for or receive. My guy waited a whole 3 minutes before jumping the counter. I’m pretty sure he was mad about something else.

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich 2 місяці тому

      who hasn’t fought a wagie fast food employee before? mine was at popeyes after the cashier spit on my food infront of me.

  • @mawllly
    @mawllly 4 роки тому +1219

    That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 4 роки тому +682

    When I hear, "that was the end of it".
    I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.

  • @bananaalien8141
    @bananaalien8141 Рік тому +7

    I don’t know why the “BATMAN” one just made me burst out laughing 😊

  • @bioticgod4940
    @bioticgod4940 Рік тому +3

    twitter under elon musk is very serious business

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios 4 роки тому +656

    Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event

    • @ThatAmericanSlacker
      @ThatAmericanSlacker 4 роки тому +14

      That’s how you know you found a great creator

    • @erichdiebenow4727
      @erichdiebenow4727 4 роки тому

      ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 роки тому +3

      Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid

    • @ABadGamble
      @ABadGamble 4 роки тому +1

      He's the new Jontron for me

    • @InuMiroLover
      @InuMiroLover 4 роки тому

      I'm hard

  • @wizar6712
    @wizar6712 4 роки тому +389

    “And that was the end of it”
    _15 minutes still in the video_

  • @ChrisPoindexter98
    @ChrisPoindexter98 6 місяців тому

    omg, speaking of things that made you laugh out loud real hard, mine was at the visual gag at the end, *bloody brilliant!* 😆💓

  • @hashkangaroo
    @hashkangaroo Місяць тому +1

    3:50 Ah, the heady days of 2013.
    Nobody ever thought it would become a reality...

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 роки тому +12621

    The lesson here folks is that businesses are stupid and shouldn't try to be online at freakin' all.

    • @KineticRhyme
      @KineticRhyme 4 роки тому +358

      on another page, businesses should not always "let the audience decide" because chances are, most online audiences will be trolls.

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 4 роки тому +324

      @@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +25

      Indeed, I almost winced at some of the brands' posts.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +21

      @@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Marx: fuck the bourgeoise amd their skanky memes >:(

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 роки тому +7

      @@MetaL556 Completely agree.

  • @megaxx5868
    @megaxx5868 4 роки тому +1566

    "Pizza is serious business"
    Me: "oh"
    "DiGiorno-"
    Me: "OH NO NOT THAT ONE"

  • @jonnygage5384
    @jonnygage5384 Рік тому +2

    This why I love the internet!

  • @nonstopnate.
    @nonstopnate. 2 роки тому +2

    No joke this the best video on UA-cam I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time

  • @SpecialEDy
    @SpecialEDy 4 роки тому +8999

    The internet:
    The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 4 роки тому +104

      The things that ruin nice things are the nice things.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 3 роки тому +12

      @@Aflay1 This is true.

    • @aaroncunt4460
      @aaroncunt4460 3 роки тому +49

      I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.

    • @noahhess4955
      @noahhess4955 3 роки тому +15

      So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.

    • @krispytoast5107
      @krispytoast5107 3 роки тому +1

      I love your pfp

  • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
    @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 роки тому +4125

    "And honestly... they took it too far."
    Yeah.
    It's /b/.
    edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 4 роки тому +51

      😩

    • @dirkdiggler8093
      @dirkdiggler8093 4 роки тому +35

      Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 роки тому +68

      /b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n

    • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
      @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 роки тому +111

      @@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 роки тому +33

      @@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 5 місяців тому +1

    Going back through the IH catalog. Never knew he took such an incredibly bold stance as to say something like "Domestic violence is bad." IH showing the true meaning of bravery even back then. 😭