Norm MacDonald - Professor of Logic Joke

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  • @NorthAvion
    @NorthAvion 3 роки тому +22877

    Norm has the most incredible talent of wasting as much of everyone's time as possible just for one stupid joke

    • @KS-gn2mv
      @KS-gn2mv 3 роки тому +670

      Yes, but a stupidly funny joke!

    • @silversrayleigh1399
      @silversrayleigh1399 3 роки тому +287

      Well, you had to fucking jinx it.

    • @JLove808
      @JLove808 3 роки тому +185

      ^ Norm would have loved this reply

    • @NorthAvion
      @NorthAvion 3 роки тому +217

      @@silversrayleigh1399 20 hours ago I was binging some of his best bits, and today I'm back again for a completely different reason. Utterly blown away by the news.

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 3 роки тому +4

      :/

  • @dougfishback3116
    @dougfishback3116 3 роки тому +8555

    "So I says to him, I says..." Norm's style was a beautiful mashup of square Midwestern folksiness, puppy dog enthusiasm, drunk uncle energy, and stealth razor-sharp brilliance. RIP to a master of his craft.

    • @GoldenZero98
      @GoldenZero98 3 роки тому +76

      And he wasn’t even Midwestern haha

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 3 роки тому +291

      Canadians are north midwesterners

    • @joetheplumber8884
      @joetheplumber8884 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe he just was very bad at telling jokes. "So he said, I said..."

    • @xander9564
      @xander9564 3 роки тому +118

      @@joetheplumber8884 Sure, but that's a style. It's like how Picasso painted people looking all crooked and with weird angles and colors, that would have gotten him kicked out of a figure drawing class.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 3 роки тому +40

      Brilliant description of the man

  • @ebenolivier7085
    @ebenolivier7085 3 роки тому +10489

    I told this joke to my dad once and he laughed hysterically and continued to laugh randomly throughout the day every time he thought about. He loved the joke so much that I had to tell it to any guests that came over and he so happened to remember about it

    • @gnack420
      @gnack420 3 роки тому +358

      Pretty cool that his comedy has created this great memory of time with your dad, that's awesome!

    • @AbadyonYT
      @AbadyonYT 3 роки тому +161

      You must have a talent at delivering then 👍🏼

    • @sergiodeus3865
      @sergiodeus3865 3 роки тому +128

      Oh wow, you must a be a great story teller if you made this joke to be funny tbh

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 3 роки тому +239

      @@sergiodeus3865 Absolutely. I think 99.9% of us would totally bomb attempting to tell this joke.

    • @tashawn2222
      @tashawn2222 3 роки тому +113

      Your Dad must own a dog house.

  • @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc
    @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc 2 роки тому +4090

    I love how immediately after he says “the guy says no I don’t own a doghouse” the audience starts laughing cause the jokes already completed in their heads

    • @jacobbellamy7640
      @jacobbellamy7640 2 роки тому +67

      Which is ironic, since it's a logical fallacy that doesn't follow, it's called denying the antecedent.

    • @richardsteiner45
      @richardsteiner45 Рік тому

      @@jacobbellamy7640 you said it that audience must have been gay too

    • @cullenscott7940
      @cullenscott7940 Рік тому +360

      @@jacobbellamy7640 that's the entire joke

    • @Lowmandavis
      @Lowmandavis Рік тому +117

      @@jacobbellamy7640 Congrats on understanding the joke lol

    • @iambencollins
      @iambencollins Рік тому +245

      @@jacobbellamy7640 my lord! You’re getting your money’s worth out of that logic degree

  • @jamiegantz96
    @jamiegantz96 7 років тому +11415

    he says to me he says

  • @qweqweqweqwe40
    @qweqweqweqwe40 7 років тому +9513

    i love how he completely half asses transitions to jokes because he knows its total bullshit. he just wants to tell jokes

    • @grant5603
      @grant5603 7 років тому +291

      I Have No Idea What I'm Doing no that’s part of his schtick - it’s intentional

    • @brogcooper25
      @brogcooper25 4 роки тому +485

      A lot of work goes into making it look like he's half assing it.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah but.... Isn't that part of the joke?

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 4 роки тому +14

      @@brogcooper25 No, it doesn't.

    • @adanxd777andax7
      @adanxd777andax7 3 роки тому +1

      You know

  • @WreckItRolfe
    @WreckItRolfe Рік тому +222

    Norm wasn't just heterosexual, but deeply closeted.

    • @masterjalhays
      @masterjalhays 3 місяці тому +2

      I ended up here after watching that Larry King clip. lol

    • @bragtime1052
      @bragtime1052 2 місяці тому +2

      Hey now!

  • @qdeanc
    @qdeanc 3 роки тому +9511

    Everyone's laughing cause they know what's coming, but the best part is seeing him smile as he says the punchline

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 роки тому +46

      Well sure as hell it wasn't his inviting the logician round for Chcken -
      But the audience *still* laughted ike drains at that.
      (You gotta suspect they didn't own a doghouse either).

    • @r4ttlech4n44
      @r4ttlech4n44 3 роки тому +79

      we see the punchline coming from a week away but Norm lands it perfectly. i laughed out loud.

    • @AlcerusOfficial
      @AlcerusOfficial 3 роки тому +30

      I thought the punchline was gonna be "I'm on my way to buy a doghouse" or "After standing around the bus stop for a while, I realized....I don't own a doghouse"

    • @jarrodrees7272
      @jarrodrees7272 3 роки тому +4

      I doubt it lmao

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 роки тому +14

      I didn’t. I thought that he’d unable to give the example due to the smoker not owning a doghouse, then he’d do something with that.

  • @brucemoyers1006
    @brucemoyers1006 7 років тому +8413

    Punchline coming from 5 miles out and it's still gold. Why? It's Norm.

    • @arpansamuel6745
      @arpansamuel6745 5 років тому +15

      Why are there no ads on it

    • @zeus1117
      @zeus1117 5 років тому +32

      He is actually really boring

    • @richardkaylor9679
      @richardkaylor9679 5 років тому +95

      So right... I started laughing with tears streaming down my face when he said told the guy at the bus stop he met his neighbor today. My God, what a genius!

    • @arpansamuel6745
      @arpansamuel6745 5 років тому +29

      @@richardkaylor9679 is that sarcasm?

    • @richardkaylor9679
      @richardkaylor9679 5 років тому +23

      @@arpansamuel6745 it's not often I get asked that question

  • @FuttBuckerson87
    @FuttBuckerson87 3 роки тому +2848

    Norm said "you know" more than owen wilson says"wow"

    • @seraph...4473
      @seraph...4473 3 роки тому +110

      He once made a rare out of character comment about saying "you know" and "uh" he said it made him seem stupider subtly so he could deliver the punchline better

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto 3 роки тому +6

      Owen Wilson says "says wow" a lot? That's weird.

    • @zalyster
      @zalyster 3 роки тому +18

      Wow, you know, I hadn't realized that.

    • @ThPaScCo
      @ThPaScCo 3 роки тому +2

      @@zalyster Can’t believe it took 3 days

    • @chodechotchney5331
      @chodechotchney5331 3 роки тому +21

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto you must be one of those gays

  • @TheProfessorOfLogic
    @TheProfessorOfLogic 4 роки тому +5193

    I'm still waiting on that chicken..

    • @stephenkenworthy9637
      @stephenkenworthy9637 4 роки тому +37

      XD

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 4 роки тому +408

      If you made an account just for this joke... I truly commend you, Professor.

    • @barfeyman3622
      @barfeyman3622 4 роки тому +52

      Come by any day

    • @TheProfessorOfLogic
      @TheProfessorOfLogic 4 роки тому +98

      @@barfeyman3622
      No thanks Barfeyman, I don't trust your carving.. I know where that knife has been.

    • @sukalpashrestha
      @sukalpashrestha 4 роки тому +55

      professor do you own a dog house?

  • @dualityofman1253
    @dualityofman1253 2 роки тому +46

    This was the first Norm joke I ever heard and I was instantly hooked. I had never heard anyone talk this way or tell a story in such a funny & quirky manner. He brought so much joy to people's lives. RIP 🙏

  • @ronrolph
    @ronrolph 3 роки тому +4876

    This might sound weird, but the way I describe Norm McDonald is that he's funnier than his jokes.

    • @DemonVido
      @DemonVido 3 роки тому +571

      The best description of Norm I've ever heard is
      Every other comedian talks about funny things and Norm talks about things in a funny way

    • @enzldavaractl8345
      @enzldavaractl8345 3 роки тому +58

      holy shit how i this so accurate

    • @theoddestautist
      @theoddestautist 3 роки тому +15

      Is this his joke though? It's exactly the same as the whippersnipper joke from buddy washisname and the other fellers

    • @xwhite2020
      @xwhite2020 3 роки тому +9

      All of the great comedians are like that.

    • @taputechnic
      @taputechnic 3 роки тому +53

      Not weird at all. I hear Norm's voice, and I'm already primed to start giggling.

  • @davet1081AA
    @davet1081AA 3 роки тому +4178

    Nothing against his punchlines, but with Norm, getting there was half the fun. RIP

    • @hapilydamaged
      @hapilydamaged 3 роки тому +112

      half?! More like ALL the fun! You know it's coming and there are smaller punchlines along the way!

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit 3 роки тому +53

      Agreed. When it comes to Norm MacDonald, the journey is the destination.

    • @Gabriel.1985.
      @Gabriel.1985. 3 роки тому +1

      Very much so @Dave T

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 3 роки тому +5

      Far more than half

    • @trespasser121
      @trespasser121 3 роки тому +5

      I know all of his jokes and I still come back just to hear him telling them.

  • @afinelookinggentleman2631
    @afinelookinggentleman2631 7 років тому +5052

    Norms jokes are a bit like going on a trip. It's just as much about the journey as it is the destination. He's a class act.

    • @josephpagan6820
      @josephpagan6820 6 років тому +15

      A fine looking gentleman the destination isn’t worth the journey to me. Need a stronger punchline for a 5 minute wait.

    • @starslikelittlefish6669
      @starslikelittlefish6669 6 років тому +80

      the anticlimax is kind of part of it though it either gets you or it doesnt

    • @mc76
      @mc76 5 років тому +16

      Exactly. The moth joke is a prime example.

    • @jack-uv6mt
      @jack-uv6mt 5 років тому +7

      all of you shut the fuck up

    • @TheMarkgob
      @TheMarkgob 5 років тому

      Joe P is appreciate

  • @skyy256
    @skyy256 3 роки тому +508

    Really sucks that he’s gone ....one of a kind comedian!!...gonna miss his stuff ...

    • @Iurkerlight
      @Iurkerlight 3 роки тому +3

      @FISHY LAMAR it’s been over 5 hours I don’t think he can

    • @Rex-gu1bu
      @Rex-gu1bu 3 роки тому

      Don't get injected, you won't die

    • @moky2812
      @moky2812 3 роки тому +2

      He took out the cancer with him, so it was more like a draw…

    • @angina50
      @angina50 3 роки тому +4

      @@Rex-gu1bu He died from cancer, he has been battling it for years, stop peddling your beliefs of what people should do in terms of getting a vaccine, it is their choice.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rex-gu1bu Are you... being serious?

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 6 років тому +3007

    "that theory really worked, huh?" the cig part served absolutely no point or purpose, but of course made the story better. Good ol' norm.

    • @MRegah
      @MRegah 5 років тому +276

      Hercules Brofister i think it did! Cause it was an instance of where intended logic fails („always when I light a cigarette the bus comes“ - bus doesn’t come) kind of anticipating the next/main false logic story.

    • @mongoose9390
      @mongoose9390 5 років тому +251

      Malte Regah yeah also it serves as a distraction from his first neighbor story so his punchline hits better

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 5 років тому +58

      @@MRegah : right, norm prepares with the cig-illogic the punchline-illogic.
      From what I know, Norm built his shaggy jokes very meticulously...not a word superfluous

    • @slinkingslug
      @slinkingslug 5 років тому +9

      Malte Regah The point is that it was unnecessary but so funny. Proves the genius of Norm

    • @jimfullam5807
      @jimfullam5807 4 роки тому +42

      the cigarette or Fag (UK) story gives Norm a way into a conversation with a stranger.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 7 років тому +3764

    "Logic? What the hell is that? I never heard tell o' that."

    • @arblahblah
      @arblahblah 7 років тому +207

      Norm comes from 1920

    • @pwnageprata
      @pwnageprata 7 років тому +76

      Nah he’s just Canadian

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 років тому +52

      Ludwig Wittgenstein It was more of an comment.

    • @captainmarvel4015
      @captainmarvel4015 6 років тому +16

      We know you are one of them gays using 'logic'

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION 6 років тому

      @Carl Cruton wittgenstein was richer than rothschilds n donated it all

  • @FranchiseCityOnline
    @FranchiseCityOnline 3 роки тому +8562

    Norm could read a cornbread recipe and it would be hilarious.

    • @magnificentbuzz
      @magnificentbuzz 3 роки тому +317

      'Interesting story, I got this recipe for uh- for uh- cornbread, you know, uh, you know cornbread?'

    • @thefirehawk1495
      @thefirehawk1495 3 роки тому +63

      How is that difficult? Most cornbread recipes I've ever read are hillarious.

    • @BigJ76937
      @BigJ76937 3 роки тому +3

      💯💯

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe 3 роки тому +10

      I always thought he was over-rated. He ALWAYS did these meandering lame jokes which I could see the punchline from a mile away. I don't know why he was so celebrated but whatever. Different tastes.

    • @Schticky
      @Schticky 3 роки тому +24

      @@magnificentbuzz the uh’s come off as him thinking but I’m almost 100% it’s really just a set up every single time

  • @pderedactyl
    @pderedactyl 3 роки тому +424

    "[Logic] is hard to explain, let me just give you an example." - Professor of logic -- hidden joke

    • @damianescobedo4143
      @damianescobedo4143 3 роки тому +12

      I don't get it

    • @rafeu2288
      @rafeu2288 3 роки тому +23

      Is that a "Those who don't do teach" kind of joke or a Feynman's "Those who really know something can teach it simply"? :)

    • @EconAtheist
      @EconAtheist 3 роки тому +46

      Down at the university of science.

    • @pandoorloki1232
      @pandoorloki1232 3 роки тому +9

      Anecdotal fallacy.

    • @funyun45
      @funyun45 4 місяці тому +10

      Not an anecdotal fallacy, or any other type of fallacy. No argument is being made.
      I would assume the "hidden joke" is that you would think a professor of logic would be able to define logic.

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba 3 роки тому +570

    It's high time the University of Science gave Norm his honorary degree already.

    • @jeffkg1
      @jeffkg1 3 роки тому +8

      Ok that is funny😂

    • @dougfishback3116
      @dougfishback3116 3 роки тому +14

      I love the way Norm breaks for a second when he refers to the University of Science for the second time. He was always right there with his hand on the wheel, even when he seemed three miles off course

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 3 роки тому +10

      Any University of Science alumni here? Go Beakers!

    • @jwfmsu1990
      @jwfmsu1990 Рік тому +2

      ​@@vasyan123 Class of '90

    • @newyorkslim2001
      @newyorkslim2001 Рік тому

      There is a great University of the Sciences in Philly... devoted primarily to health sciences and trains doctors, researchers, nurses, organic chemist-types, etc. Part of it is the nation's oldest College of Pharmacy founded in the 1820s,

  • @MrDaHammers
    @MrDaHammers 3 роки тому +3766

    Absolute magic and a huge loss to the world of comedy. Rest in peace Norm.

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 3 роки тому +24

      huge loss to the world*

    • @17Scumdog
      @17Scumdog 3 роки тому +14

      Wait. What? Norm died?!

    • @theakh4238
      @theakh4238 3 роки тому +21

      @@17Scumdog Cancer. Was diagnosed 9-10 years ago. Kept it totally secrete. Look at his jokes in that time frame. He was telling people all the time.

    • @janoszakar8740
      @janoszakar8740 3 роки тому +2

      Sad...really sad...

    • @dusbus2384
      @dusbus2384 3 роки тому +2

      You knew him personally?

  • @ertert4tetert
    @ertert4tetert 3 роки тому +96

    Not often he tells a joke where you see the punchline coming for miles. He still manages to make it funny.

  • @trjslek999
    @trjslek999 7 років тому +3485

    "I said, come on, come by one day and have a chicken with me."

    • @langdonalger9219
      @langdonalger9219 7 років тому +138

      Ron Andy certainly liked that line

    • @t4si0r
      @t4si0r 7 років тому +237

      who's ron andy

    • @kierannaul9576
      @kierannaul9576 5 років тому +121

      I believe he is addressing Ron who wrote the comment and saying that Andy enjoyed that line

    • @dxk2007
      @dxk2007 5 років тому +179

      @@t4si0r I love Ron Andy. My favorite comedian.

    • @MichaelMagill1990
      @MichaelMagill1990 5 років тому +16

      @@t4si0r lmfao

  • @relaxedphylax
    @relaxedphylax 3 роки тому +1400

    I love how the audience caught on how the joke will end but it don't matter cause of how Norm delivers it

    • @BurnBabylon_Selecta
      @BurnBabylon_Selecta 3 роки тому +1

      The audience probably did laugh but on tv laugh sounds are added by post production

    • @mikezak8812
      @mikezak8812 3 роки тому +16

      So right on... I knew exactly where he was going, but there was STILL that 1/2 second pause before I laughed

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw 3 роки тому +4

      That is an absolute hallmark of Norm.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 3 роки тому +23

      There's also a surprise punchline that comes after the end of this clip. Something like: "And get this: then the guy asks me to have a chicken with him at his house."

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond Рік тому

      they didnt catch on to that, are you slow?

  • @MrDrBoi
    @MrDrBoi 3 роки тому +3199

    Norm's punchline set-up is funnier than most comedian's punchlines. What a legend. RIP

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 роки тому +35

      I think that's the point. The punchline is like an anti-punchline.

    • @thedog5k
      @thedog5k 3 роки тому +4

      @@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Idk, that didn't seem like much of an anti punchline.

    • @guccimane8398
      @guccimane8398 3 роки тому

      Well Norm was a comedian lol your sentence implied that he wasn't a comic but rather a writer. His muttering or words and structure was purely for the punchline. No where near a "anti punchline" like how Mrs.Dumbshit up there assumed

    • @spedmonie416
      @spedmonie416 3 роки тому +2

      Would have been funnier if the story was shorter by the end of it all I was very underwhelmed

    • @guccimane8398
      @guccimane8398 3 роки тому +1

      @@spedmonie416 everyone seems to disagree with you.

  • @noahsong3865
    @noahsong3865 2 роки тому +298

    I love how he interjects things into the story that literally have nothing to do with the punchline (I.e. the cigarette/bus thing)

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +19

      lol I was expecting the bus to come halfway through the doghouse story.

    • @nolangutierrez9572
      @nolangutierrez9572 2 роки тому +2

      E.g. I think

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Рік тому +49

      The cigarette part cements the punchline which is that strictly logical conclusions are often absurd. It's just as absurd to think that a bus will come the moment you light up a cigarette to think that you're gay or straight based on whether or not you own a doghouse.

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith 8 місяців тому +3

      @@CrizzyEyesexactly, thanks for eloquently spelling it out so I didn’t have to.

    • @ThePikeOfDestiny
      @ThePikeOfDestiny 4 місяці тому

      I was expecting a joke about cigarettes being called "fags" to connect it

  • @eddielaur
    @eddielaur 8 років тому +3941

    You know

    • @schadenfreudebuddha
      @schadenfreudebuddha 8 років тому +225

      I says to the guy, I says

    • @AlexO-sx6ff
      @AlexO-sx6ff 7 років тому +20

      That's the joke.

    • @IfUReadThisEatADick
      @IfUReadThisEatADick 7 років тому +3

      eddielaur i cant stop hearing this now, thanks.

    • @pcapmany14
      @pcapmany14 7 років тому +17

      I came here to see this comment

    • @smh02
      @smh02 7 років тому +1

      lamarcus aldridge distant cousin lmao

  • @knuckleheadX98
    @knuckleheadX98 3 роки тому +2932

    Kept the jokes going even while he suffered in private. So long, Norm.

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 3 роки тому +20

      The joke is number 1. He's a different breed. I appreciate the laughs Norm

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 3 роки тому +38

      Norm looks about 35 hear. Pretty sure he wasn't diagnosed with cancer till he was about 50.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 роки тому +13

      This was before he was diagnosed with cancer.

    • @jonathanrandom7837
      @jonathanrandom7837 3 роки тому +23

      @@emanuelmota7217 we realise that this was before his cancer (im not fully retarded), that does not make the statment any less true, maybe not true for this particular talk, or act or whatever, but he was still suffering for years and kept the jokes rolling.

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 3 роки тому +9

      @@jonathanrandom7837 Who's "we"? Are you speaking for knucklehead? Because his original comment clearly indicates that he thinks Norm had cancer while doing this performance on Conan. Your point is irrelevant.

  • @parzooman
    @parzooman 3 роки тому +1159

    The great thing about Norm's jokes is that he has a punchline and then finds a way to build a whole convoluted story to get you to that place.

  • @philosopher2king
    @philosopher2king 3 роки тому +47

    I saw this when it aired and have been looking for it. "University of Science" still gets me!

  • @davidjd123
    @davidjd123 6 років тому +1827

    He turns dad jokes into room levelers

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 роки тому +20

      @burteriksson Dad joke = a joke viewed as lame. They usually contain cheap puns or tired cliches, and mostly contain clean language.
      Room leveler = A joke which results in an explosion of laughter from the audience.

    • @ankstuhful
      @ankstuhful 4 роки тому +13

      @burteriksson dads predominantly make cheesy jokes to their kids to annoy them, hence being called dad jokes. Dont be so politically correct, that's fascism.

    • @samborlon
      @samborlon 4 роки тому +6

      @burteriksson Go fuck yourself with the political correctness bullshit.

    • @andrewfrey5562
      @andrewfrey5562 4 роки тому +1

      @@ankstuhful as a dad, I genuinely find the jokes funny

    • @louispconstant6624
      @louispconstant6624 3 роки тому +5

      @burteriksson ah shoot, not one of you gays raving on again

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 роки тому +5071

    Well at least he's not a hypocrite

    • @Fralsii
      @Fralsii 3 роки тому +19

      That is true, mr. Darker

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 3 роки тому +7

      What do you mean? Why?

    • @user-yq4tv2gi9e
      @user-yq4tv2gi9e 3 роки тому +84

      @@Fralsii He's referring to a joke about Bill Cosby. ;)

    • @SweetComputing
      @SweetComputing 3 роки тому +145

      No sir, he is a deeply closeted gay man

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 3 роки тому

      @@SweetComputing who?

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 7 років тому +1732

    So I says to the guy, I says, I says, I says.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 7 років тому +13

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. God bless em both.

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 6 років тому +1

      i bet you would do better

    • @kindle9597
      @kindle9597 6 років тому +9

      Ya know ya know ya know ya know

    • @barberman1087
      @barberman1087 5 років тому +1

      Then homeland security comes

    • @captain_inglorious
      @captain_inglorious 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of people back East talk like that

  • @jecovi719
    @jecovi719 2 роки тому +26

    The Greatest Of All Time! It was never about the punchline of the joke, it was always about the journey.

  • @BluntforceJ
    @BluntforceJ 3 роки тому +164

    Really sad Norm is gone. He was one of the best ever. RIP

  • @ahnafkalam
    @ahnafkalam 3 роки тому +178

    "Come have a chicken with me!"
    Not even the punchline, but it has me in stitches

    • @calebgodard4554
      @calebgodard4554 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry to be that guy, but I don't get the chicken bit... can you explain it please?

    • @olliejones722
      @olliejones722 3 роки тому +16

      @@calebgodard4554 Its just a strange choice of words to invite someone over for dinner.

    • @calebgodard4554
      @calebgodard4554 3 роки тому

      @@olliejones722 Thank you!

    • @LainInTheBrain
      @LainInTheBrain 3 роки тому +16

      @@calebgodard4554its cut off in this clip but at the end the gay guy at the bus stop invited norm to have chicken with him. so i guess another subtle joke was norm hitting on the professor of logic with the invitation

    • @chrisburger2467
      @chrisburger2467 10 місяців тому

      That line had me ROLLING. (And still does). Something about “having a chicken” is so freaking hilarious. RIP Norm.

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 років тому +1104

    I love how Norm has some old timey speech patterns, like "I never heard tell of that"

    • @-dash
      @-dash 7 років тому +128

      so i says to him i says

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 5 років тому +31

      i think its because he is an avid reader and he is wicked smart... he throws in so much comedy through his stories that its hard to keep up... just watch his 12 minute joke.

    • @SpivWiggins
      @SpivWiggins 5 років тому +14

      You never heard tell of a boot?

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 5 років тому +2

      SW627 I’m Canadian. It’s not a Canadian thing, at least not where I’m from haha

    • @Mantorok
      @Mantorok 4 роки тому +28

      @SW627 His dad was 55 years older than him, so he was basically raised by the generation before the one others his age were.

  • @tostare
    @tostare 2 роки тому +12

    Norm smiling to himself as he tells the joke just makes you love him so much.

  • @jacobmiller1026
    @jacobmiller1026 3 роки тому +262

    The most underrated part of this joke is how nobody in Norm's joke universe has ever heard the word "logic" before

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 3 роки тому +42

      They never heard tell of it.

    • @michaellengyel
      @michaellengyel 3 роки тому +2

      @@emanuelmota7217 lol!

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 3 роки тому +10

      Logic? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

    • @BixbyConsequence
      @BixbyConsequence 3 роки тому +18

      Not everyone has attended the University of Science.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 3 роки тому +2

      So explain to the folks at Norm's joke what logic is...

  • @davegaskell7680
    @davegaskell7680 3 роки тому +80

    The genius here is that he actually bothers to complete the badly told joke right to the end despite the punchline being obvious minutes earlier and without improving his telling of the joke at any point throughout. Genius.

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 8 років тому +257

    i adore norm. the man is witty and smart. i love his rambling yarns.

  • @DesignThenMake
    @DesignThenMake 2 місяці тому +1

    The way he waist the time and narrates the story is fantastic he anticipates us for more to hear even we can guess but still want to hear , Rest in peace man i love you

  • @dolotsofacid
    @dolotsofacid 7 років тому +72

    norm is a master. i like how even though the crowd is already laughing because they know where the joke is headed, he still gets ya with the delivery.

  • @Chris-0703
    @Chris-0703 3 роки тому +198

    I was just watching this when I learned of his passing. RIP Norm.

    • @ninetales1234
      @ninetales1234 3 роки тому +2

      Me, too. Count Dankula brought me here.

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 3 роки тому +4

      Same. R.I.P Norm MacDonald.

  • @alexanderbean7737
    @alexanderbean7737 4 роки тому +171

    My theory about Norm is that he’s such a master of comedy that he tries to see if he can make people laugh with corny jokes just to keep himself sharp

  • @Ru7hle5S
    @Ru7hle5S 3 роки тому +27

    An incredible talent lost too young. RIP Norm. Thank you for giving the world your presence

  • @akhilpandey6874
    @akhilpandey6874 3 роки тому +282

    This and the moth joke have two of the greatest punchlines for a deadpan joke. Rip Norm

    • @IncredibleDisplay
      @IncredibleDisplay 3 роки тому +13

      Oh I don’t know… I think I serve a youthful porpoise

    • @zoulzopan
      @zoulzopan 3 роки тому

      @@IncredibleDisplay you guys haven't heard of dirty Johnny??

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 3 роки тому

      @@zoulzopan don't ruin the punch . It's still lingering for some. Genius

    • @kenperlman2204
      @kenperlman2204 3 роки тому +1

      The moth is absolutely classic.

    • @fivoskaralis6275
      @fivoskaralis6275 3 роки тому

      @@zoulzopan and what about that New York taxi driver's riddle

  • @Linkolod
    @Linkolod 3 роки тому +757

    It's stunning that Norm is this hilarious. His joke composition and delivery are so fucking weird, but they're phenomenal

    • @Palmstar125
      @Palmstar125 3 роки тому +7

      Was

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon 3 роки тому +6

      one of a kind. you cant really trace his influences cuz he's so original

    • @Kampbell300
      @Kampbell300 3 роки тому +3

      His delivery was genius, there isn’t a comedian Alive who compares

    • @kalaupun
      @kalaupun 3 роки тому +3

      I think there is some similarity with Kids in the Hall... it's sort of a Canadian style I guess

    • @sirtoes2840
      @sirtoes2840 3 роки тому +4

      I recently noticed that Norm's style is actually more alike British-style comedy than American, which has more to do with quick wit and dry humour. A dream matchup would have been Bob Mortimer and Norm.

  • @zee339
    @zee339 7 років тому +741

    now I have to buy a doghouse to reassure myself of my heterostatus

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 6 років тому +43

      zee339 Just remember, that doesn't work if you keep a naked teenage boy chained up in there.

    • @spitty3456
      @spitty3456 5 років тому +2

      @@marccolten9801 bahahahahaha

    • @sandpaper631
      @sandpaper631 5 років тому +1

      I bought myself a trash can to remind myself that I am a trash can

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg 4 роки тому

      Marc Colten lol

    • @nlatimer
      @nlatimer 4 роки тому

      Seems logical

  • @sammomin8115
    @sammomin8115 3 роки тому +44

    The punchline is one thing; getting there is another class of comedy. So long, friend. I cried when I knew of your passing away two weeks ago.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 3 роки тому +139

    -You have a doghouse
    -Yes
    -So you have a family
    -Yeah, I keep them in the doghouse, how did you know

    • @claida339
      @claida339 3 роки тому +2

      That made me laugh way more than the joke

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 роки тому +3

      @@claida339 No it didn't

    • @Holdit66
      @Holdit66 3 роки тому +1

      "Just a guess, Mr Fritzl..."

  • @charlierocks2156
    @charlierocks2156 3 роки тому +267

    Fuck. Really hoped he’d come back at some point. This is so devastating

  • @nothingnoone8752
    @nothingnoone8752 3 роки тому +367

    Ah yes, the prestigious "University of Science"

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 3 роки тому

      Fuck yes. The very nature of comedy. Obscured reality

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 7 місяців тому

      @@hospice8896 hmmm yes *strokes smart person moustache*

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 7 місяців тому

      @@noises4978 let's do it in unison

  • @saturnoenllamas
    @saturnoenllamas 2 роки тому +46

    Norm was one of those gold rare comedians in which the actual joke telling is as funny (if not even more) than the punchline

  • @mikhail35
    @mikhail35 3 роки тому +108

    RIP Norm, will miss these unique and precious deliveries

  • @JamoonXerxesSauber
    @JamoonXerxesSauber 5 років тому +130

    My god its the small things with norm.
    Not "some chicken"
    "A chicken". Shouldn't be funny but in his hands it is

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh 3 місяці тому

      Hahaha, you're so right 😂

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 3 роки тому +407

    RIP Norm, he’s cracking jokes with Patrice and Super Dave now.

    • @Eltalstro
      @Eltalstro 3 роки тому +10

      Super Dave is dead??? Damn, this day keeps getting worse.

    • @noa2613
      @noa2613 3 роки тому +10

      And cracking beers with Mitch...
      or so the germans would have us believe.

    • @sturgeon2888
      @sturgeon2888 3 роки тому +10

      And Sean Lock, I hope.
      Because in heaven American and Brit comics actually get each others' jokes.

    • @K-holeKarl
      @K-holeKarl 3 роки тому +11

      Definitely chillin with Farley

    • @SWWonders
      @SWWonders 3 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately we can’t lose anymore comedians like Patrice and Norm that aren’t afraid to speak their mind…they’re a dying breed and we need them more now than ever…I would absolutely love to hear Patrice’s take on certain things these days

  • @razzle_dazzle
    @razzle_dazzle 2 роки тому +378

    I'm a "professor of logic" (although that's not my actual title - I teach an intro to logic course to philosophy undergrads) and I show this video to my class to illustrate the fallacy of *_denying the antecedent_* (that's the "mistake" Norm makes at the end of the clip). He manages to make it funnier than any other example I've found.
    For those interested, the fallacy of denying the antecedent takes the form:
    If P, then Q. (In this case: if doghouse, then heterosexual)
    Therefore, if not P, then not Q. (If no doghouse, then not heterosexual)

    • @livinglogically8180
      @livinglogically8180 2 роки тому +7

      cool :)

    • @ssamiuddin1
      @ssamiuddin1 2 роки тому +6

      thanks for this :)

    • @paul_tee
      @paul_tee 2 роки тому +33

      yeah, this second layer to this joke is really wonderful, especially since he's playing an ignorant guy in this bit. according to wikipedia, he dropped out of university, but he enrolled in mathematics while he was there. so i'm sure this joke was very intentionally crafted

    • @4ppl3Pi
      @4ppl3Pi 2 роки тому +2

      The inference would be correct if it was:
      If and only if P, then Q

    • @johnraponkus2746
      @johnraponkus2746 2 роки тому +17

      Plato, not Testicles ( tes-tuh-cleeze ) disproved the full gonad theorem.

  • @jaycheef
    @jaycheef 3 роки тому +22

    Still watching and forgetting about all that’s going on in my crazy life. You’re one of the only people that can do that for me. Thanks for everything norm. Miss ya

  • @paulthompson2374
    @paulthompson2374 3 роки тому +84

    3:57 - he's so proud of that joke, rightly so, RIP Norm.

  • @bdalbor
    @bdalbor 3 роки тому +84

    I still can't get over that this comedy legend passed away so soon and so unexpectedly. One of the greatest comedians of all time. May Norm Rest in Peace.

  • @crobj10
    @crobj10 3 роки тому +26

    “Come by and have a chicken with me” was the funniest part of the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HarryVerolme
      @HarryVerolme 4 місяці тому

      Andy's reaction to that is hilarious.

  • @JTCFC1
    @JTCFC1 3 роки тому +11

    funniest man to ever live. truely unique in every way. we are lucky to be alive to witness his brilliance. Rest in Peace, Canadian legend.

  • @MrMeanor
    @MrMeanor 7 років тому +571

    If i had a shot of vodka for every time norm said ''ya know''? I'd be dead

    • @zargmatt
      @zargmatt 7 років тому +8

      Mr.Meanor you would be drunk, sir, not dead, though i can see how that would confuse a light weight

    • @supyoist
      @supyoist 7 років тому +10

      zargmatt Mm, yeah, on my count there were only 14. I think it seemed like there'd be way more bc he loaded up 11 of those RIGHT at the start, and if you kept going at that rate, you'd either be dead or COVERED in vomit

    • @roryoc18
      @roryoc18 5 років тому +5

      @@zargmatt you must be very cool

    • @mario6sic6
      @mario6sic6 5 років тому

      How do, ya know?

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 років тому

      I had a professor (at the University of Science) that was like this with the word, "basically". Granted he was from Russia and English wasn't his first language, but people already came up with a drinking game for it and said you'd probably die after a full lecture.

  • @sisbrawny
    @sisbrawny 7 років тому +369

    Conan is so talented he pulled off a full blown laugh without opening his mouth.

    • @undericesinger
      @undericesinger 7 років тому +35

      sisbrawny It was Andy Richter. Also, nice joke... sorry I ruined it, but I was already typing. Lol

    • @sisbrawny
      @sisbrawny 7 років тому +17

      It's ok. If you trace your mouse over the progress bar, you can watch Norm get whiplash.

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Рік тому +9

    Norm you were such a gift to the world! Badly missed.

  • @TheBoredGamer01
    @TheBoredGamer01 3 роки тому +35

    RIP Norm, truly one of the greatest comics of our time.

  • @carrnil
    @carrnil 3 роки тому +9

    I just listened to his standup piece earlier today for the 100th time to cheer me up, came to this late evening and found out of his passing... No words. RIP Norm MacDonald.

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 5 років тому +6449

    FUN FACT
    If you remove every "you know" and "so I says" from this joke, the whole story takes 8.6 seconds from start to finish.

    • @joelbizzell1386
      @joelbizzell1386 5 років тому +286

      That's a neat fact there, you know.

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 років тому +454

      Anyone who goes to the University of Science talks that way.

    • @thenode_
      @thenode_ 5 років тому +73

      Also "the guys goes" or "the guy says"

    • @hansspa3892
      @hansspa3892 5 років тому +37

      Yeah I know,so I says it’s still very funny to watch him do that you know. That’s all I’m saying.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 років тому +43

      But they're essential to the story.

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 3 роки тому +27

    Andy’s reaction to the chicken joke was his purest reaction throughout the entire run of late nite, the tonight show, Conan. Ahaha

  • @budguesor9222
    @budguesor9222 2 роки тому +42

    This joke would land flat for most of the people when they try to crack it, but with him it's the entire act, the narration that makes it become alive and we actually imagine standing on the bus stop and this happening that gets us laughing. Makes us realize talent isn't just in writing the jokes, it lies more in delivering them.

    • @WastingTime1878
      @WastingTime1878 2 роки тому +2

      I LOVE that little part about the man he meets at the bus stop. Love how he brings us into this cutaway where we can see a bunch of people waiting for the bus and one eccentric guy who says he has a trick or two.
      What a LEGEND.

    • @alpha0xide9
      @alpha0xide9 Рік тому

      The more you explain, the funnier it gets

  • @carlgibans9982
    @carlgibans9982 3 роки тому +16

    I like how Conan truly enjoys the magic that Norm is. RIP.

  • @davemitchell116
    @davemitchell116 3 роки тому +156

    I knew the punchline that was coming but I still was ROTFL. RIP Yaphit.

    • @JeansWebbTv
      @JeansWebbTv 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, part if Norm's style was that the punchline sometimes was obvious to everyone with half a minute left of the joke - but him still pushing on as if it wasn't.

    • @carlphipps5169
      @carlphipps5169 3 роки тому

      Ht
      No problem

    • @carlphipps5169
      @carlphipps5169 3 роки тому

      @@JeansWebbTv khggfdc

  • @crispinbraithwaite8094
    @crispinbraithwaite8094 3 роки тому +29

    Absolute devastated about this news. RIP Norm.

  • @Commandercooll
    @Commandercooll 2 роки тому +8

    He had such a beautiful smile ❤️

  • @SatyamKumar-zy9oq
    @SatyamKumar-zy9oq 3 роки тому +11

    I 'discovered' him like last year and he immediately became my all-time favourite. I was so eagerly waiting for the new season of Norm Macdonald Live. RIP 💔

    • @-The-Darkside
      @-The-Darkside 3 роки тому

      I had a similar thing with George Carlin, I found his stuff, watched it all, by the time I was all in on Carlin he died.
      Fucking sucks.

  • @ralusek
    @ralusek 3 роки тому +39

    RIP you absolute legend. He's formulating syllogisms in heaven, now.

  • @StAlchemyst
    @StAlchemyst 3 роки тому +32

    One of the best deadpan comedians of all time. Always bucked the trends and stood up for what he believed in. You will be sorely missed Norm. Enjoy those cigars and big breasted women in paradise my friend.

  • @BoloBouncer
    @BoloBouncer 3 роки тому +10

    The genius is that the audience logically deduces the outcome of the joke through a logical presentation of an illogical deduction.

  • @aok43
    @aok43 3 роки тому +13

    Oh Norm, you will be missed. Rest easy champ 💔

  • @dennouvelle7524
    @dennouvelle7524 3 роки тому +16

    Very sad to learn about him after his passing. What a great man. RIP

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv 5 років тому +1475

    Whose here from JRE? Listened to Burnt Chrysler recite this joke and had to listen the OG.

    • @maciek9947
      @maciek9947 5 років тому +22

      Yep ;) I've put the JRE on pause and came here because haven't heard this joke in fe months :) Next stop is the dirty uncle Johnny joke lol

    • @jackorban167
      @jackorban167 5 років тому +8

      @@maciek9947 heard it before and still had to watch it again

    • @mr.meister7335
      @mr.meister7335 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 5 років тому +2

      I am.

    • @Mullerfruit
      @Mullerfruit 5 років тому +27

      Me too but I just realised from googling professor of logic norm MacDonald ripped this joke off of Another comedian.. find it.. it's a goldfish instead of a dog 8 years ago.. to be honest I found Bert's version the funniest

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy 3 роки тому +45

    Conan is like a butterfly that never emerged from its chrysalis

    • @ballisticcranberrypeat7777
      @ballisticcranberrypeat7777 3 роки тому +6

      Because he’s all dried up and brown and hanging from a leaf or something? I don’t get it

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 3 роки тому +1

      No, Conan is a full fledged butterfly, but he was smart enough to take his gig to streaming now. Colbert, Kimmel, and Fallon are dropping in the networks with their high octane DNC political commentary. Conan is fine.

  • @zoiaeliseyeva6136
    @zoiaeliseyeva6136 3 роки тому +10

    He was a good and kind looking man. I remember him from the times when we watched SNL every Saturday. He went too early. It is an untimely death. Rest in peace, Norm, from all the worries of the world of people.

  • @MrKilkennyjohn
    @MrKilkennyjohn 3 роки тому +9

    Came back this after hearing he passed. So funny. RIP to a fearless legend. Need more comics like him today!

  • @aminekoob2109
    @aminekoob2109 3 роки тому +24

    I'm laughing at his jokes again to pay my respect. RIP Norm 💔

  • @omnicrongaming6726
    @omnicrongaming6726 2 роки тому +8

    So sad that I learned about this man’s incredible ability of delivering lines after his passing, RIP good sir

  • @isaacbernath
    @isaacbernath 5 років тому +295

    Back in the day when you can strike up a conversation with another guy at the bus stop

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur 5 років тому +41

      @
      Isaac Bernath
      you still can, you just need to be broke enough to ride the bus, yet happy enough inside to have some social skills.

    • @jerres9585
      @jerres9585 5 років тому +1

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur *to bother having some social skills when you're that broke 😂

    • @trevorperkins4585
      @trevorperkins4585 4 роки тому +9

      Can't anymore that's for sure

    • @rexseven6907
      @rexseven6907 3 роки тому +2

      Also back in the day when you could strike up a cigarette without brown shirts beating you with batons as they tax you to death.

    • @isaacbernath
      @isaacbernath 3 роки тому

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur funny thing. I'm not broke enough to need it but still enjoy it.. Mostly when I travel. and luckily I have the social skills to do it.. But living in NYC gives you a whole different experience 🙊😂

  • @Joaoxorubatsu
    @Joaoxorubatsu 7 років тому +212

    Good God isn't that something?!
    The best. Hahahahah.

  • @ChauncyCharm
    @ChauncyCharm 6 років тому +14

    He takes a simple joke and stetches the setup, makes tge setup the funniest part, then finishes, eventually with the so so punchline, which somehow then seems hilarious. Bravo.

  • @caydenpostell8950
    @caydenpostell8950 8 місяців тому +1

    I would have loved to have been able to see him perform in person in his prime, or honestly just at any point at all through his career. A real comic that stayed true to the art form and did it unapologetically.

  • @derek3200
    @derek3200 3 роки тому +7

    Coming back to watch the best of a great comic. Sad he’s no longer with us.

  • @djduka333
    @djduka333 3 роки тому +13

    Haha, watched this so many times, and it always makes me laugh so damn hard. Love how he can't hold it together when he says "I'm always one to meet the neighbors", knowing it total bs haha.
    Of all the comics, I think I've watched his content the most over the years. I would always check for his new stuff on youtube, and I sensed something was up since it's been a while since he made any new appearances, but couldn't imagine he was dying. Such a shock. Such a loss. RIP, Norm.

  • @619Gotenks
    @619Gotenks 3 роки тому +10

    RIP to one of the strangest, most brilliant minds to ever grace comedy.

  • @Marksman_12
    @Marksman_12 11 місяців тому +3

    May Norm be at peace.

  • @NPRMc
    @NPRMc 8 років тому +40

    you can see it coming and then when it arrives you just bask in its glory.

  • @RobWstringofnumbersnletters
    @RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 років тому +211

    This one needs to be memorised if you're a philosophy postgrad with teaching duties...

    • @mytitaniumalloy
      @mytitaniumalloy 7 років тому +9

      Robert Wilson except that the inference in the joke is invalid

    • @RobWstringofnumbersnletters
      @RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 років тому +56

      I meant it as a way of entertaining students in an introduction to logic class to highlight deductive and inductive logic and to highlight faulty forms of reasoning. You'll also notice that many jokes actually rely on invalid inferences, if you really want to be a smartarse. It's also odd that you've guessed from my sentence that my intention is to use the joke as an example of pristine reasoning, when it's the point of the joke that it isn't.
      I really can't stand smart arses over the internet. What, really, is the point of your response? Make yourself feel smart by assuming my motive?

    • @mytitaniumalloy
      @mytitaniumalloy 7 років тому +14

      I was only being cheeky. You're intelligence was never being questioned

    • @RobWstringofnumbersnletters
      @RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 років тому +25

      Oh, okay. Fair enough. Sorry, I'm a hot head and missed the humour. Ironic really.

    • @scottwillie6389
      @scottwillie6389 7 років тому +13

      The joke is a bit dated too. The part about the dog and the family made perfect sense at the time, but Hollywood has done such a great job convincing White People not to have children and to replace them with dogs in the years since that you cities like Portland that have more dogs than kids.

  • @harukaminicho2370
    @harukaminicho2370 3 роки тому +13

    RIP Norm.
    You were a real one.

  • @jp6913
    @jp6913 3 місяці тому

    Best comedian of all time. Nobody could break the boundaries and also master comedy in the way that Norm did.