Norm MacDonald's Hilarious Take on War: You Won't Stop Laughing!

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  • @simonmcguire4290
    @simonmcguire4290 7 місяців тому +423

    'Hitler died 50 years ago? I didn't even know he we was sick' - absolute classic joke 🤣

    • @josephsdsu1
      @josephsdsu1 3 місяці тому +9

      The version Norm tells is even better.

    • @reviewerman9786
      @reviewerman9786 Місяць тому +1

      @@josephsdsu1 I've been contemplating the meaning of "sick" as told in the joke. Maybe there is a double meaning there. Norm told some versions of the more I learn about that Hitler guy the less I like him.

    • @kenbrock5441
      @kenbrock5441 25 днів тому +4

      @@reviewerman9786 He started changing lines to "didn't even know he was sick" after his cancer diagnosis.

    • @Will_Schrank
      @Will_Schrank 25 днів тому

      @@kenbrock5441 🎯

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 Рік тому +3149

    “I never even knew he was sick.” Norm’s final joke to all of us was going back listening to his stuff and seeing all of the now obvious hints that he would drop to us.

    • @Unstrict
      @Unstrict Рік тому +28

      💯💪

    • @alanlopez4677
      @alanlopez4677 Рік тому +265

      Then Bill Burr saying that exact same thing unironically when he found out Norm passed. That was the ultimate joke

    • @unapprovedtruth7116
      @unapprovedtruth7116 Рік тому +174

      @alanlopez not just bill Burr but several others were goaded from beyond the grave into the "didn't know he was sick" line. Norm was otherworldly.

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Рік тому +3

      No it was a joke not some secret message of his illness... You internet people are all narcissists.

    • @eternity8811
      @eternity8811 Рік тому +144

      And the "I'm pretty sure that's a draw" cancer joke.

  • @makethisgowhoosh
    @makethisgowhoosh Рік тому +1963

    Only Norm MacDonald could make Howard Stern shut up and listen to a long joke.

    • @SDW90808
      @SDW90808 Рік тому +68

      Twelve minutes in and I’m rolling…. listening to the Dirty Johnny story.

    • @ricksmith2609
      @ricksmith2609 Рік тому +1

      Satellite radio shut Howard stern up 20 years ago. Good riddance. He morphed into a lefty cuck anyway

    • @williamdavid9272
      @williamdavid9272 Рік тому +32

      @@SDW90808that one is so damn good. He tells a more polished version of the joke on his podcast. Just search norm dirty Jonny and you’ll find it. I like that version better 🍻

    • @Bears86SB
      @Bears86SB Рік тому +23

      I'm surprised stern didn't constantly interrupt

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому

      Stern used to be funny, but now he just sucks. Dude has gone full woke, he’s insufferable now.

  • @caleb4221
    @caleb4221 10 місяців тому +711

    Norm is part comedian, part troll, part storyteller, part dad joke book, part habitual line stepper all wrapped up into a genius of a man.

    • @AAAEA010
      @AAAEA010 9 місяців тому +3

      I feel like your comment would be perfect if you added “anti-“ before those but yes 🤣

    • @gangsterHOTLINE
      @gangsterHOTLINE 8 місяців тому +12

      I'm sorry did you just use Habitual Linestepper? We got a true Dave Chappelle fan here.

    • @Hndsmstrngr1
      @Hndsmstrngr1 8 місяців тому

      That's the best I've ever heard it put

    • @jaybivens8734
      @jaybivens8734 5 місяців тому +1

      Hear hear!!! Well said dude

    • @andrewthomas891
      @andrewthomas891 5 місяців тому +2

      well not so much anymore but when he was alive and able to wear a hat and get a haircut he certainly was that ol chunk o' coal

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 Рік тому +477

    “They’re all foreigners” 😂😂

  • @jamescollinson2456
    @jamescollinson2456 Рік тому +550

    "He took that Kalashnikov and he let it sway like a farmer would a scythe. And the bullets came and just as hay would fall before a farmer so the people fell before Uncle Terry, the men, the women, and by God even the children . . ."
    Norm Macdonald was an artist, an absolute Michelangelo with words.

    • @spfeu
      @spfeu 9 місяців тому +44

      If I remember correctly Norm was a literature major, but he also has that part where he says “no one likes a comedian smarter than you”. He was smart enough to not act too smart.

    • @laikaproductions8062
      @laikaproductions8062 8 місяців тому +6

      @@spfeuHe had a Math degree

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 7 місяців тому +5

      His book is an absolute delight to read

    • @spfeu
      @spfeu 7 місяців тому +8

      @@laikaproductions8062 not that it really matters, but according to wikipedia he didn't have any degrees so I think we both misremember. he studied math and philosophy at Carleton but dropped out, then "briefly" journalism/broadcasting at Algonquin. regardless, he was clearly an educated man because I remember seeing several interviews where he briefly talks about literature

    • @jaytopia2924
      @jaytopia2924 6 місяців тому +2

      @@spfeu Didnt he grad HS a few years earlier than normal too?

  • @EvanRothfeld-f6u
    @EvanRothfeld-f6u Рік тому +623

    i love sandberg and norm's chemistry while everyone else walks on eggshells..."wait, there might've been something to this guy."

    • @ageofgaslightenment
      @ageofgaslightenment Рік тому +37

      Not really. Sandberg immediately backtracks 20 seconds later.

    • @Spittin_Sax
      @Spittin_Sax Рік тому +58

      ​@@ageofgaslightenmenthe was a good middle man lol he was still putting in jabs at the end

    • @MantraattheDisco
      @MantraattheDisco Рік тому

      correct@@ageofgaslightenment sandberg passed out immediately

    • @EruIluvatar5
      @EruIluvatar5 Рік тому +103

      "I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler."
      Lmao. Norm just piling on the discomfort, making everyone except Sandberg squirm.

    • @myhatmygandhi6217
      @myhatmygandhi6217 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ageofgaslightenmentyeah, it would have been funnier if Sandberg doubled down on not killing Hitler.

  • @curtismcdonald6838
    @curtismcdonald6838 Рік тому +907

    Samberg doubling down on Norm’s Hitler joke about “falling under the gaze of his fuckin’ beautiful eyes” says a lot about Samberg. I really like that guy!

    • @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
      @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 Рік тому +44

      i felt the same way. good on him

    • @lilhyena7534
      @lilhyena7534 Рік тому +87

      he didnt double down, he pussied out in the end and ruined the joke

    • @ShinyHubCaps
      @ShinyHubCaps Рік тому +103

      This is one of the clips that affirm for me: Norm was never happier than when people added to his joke

    • @curtismcdonald6838
      @curtismcdonald6838 Рік тому +127

      @@lilhyena7534Two things….First, Samberg only backtracked after the joke was done. And second, you have to remember, this is his job. It’s what he does for money so he can pay bills. He has a wife and two kids, and he is living in America, where if one person says something offended him or her, his job could be in jeopardy. In his shoes, after he said you could “get locked in the gaze” and start thinking “this guy is making a lot of sense,” to keep my job, I would have done the exact same thing. So if that’s a pussy, I’m a pussy. But all I saw was a man trying to support his family.

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Рік тому +37

      Yeah, he had a genuine fondness for that ole chunk of coal, often spoke about him. The lady introduced them and norm said ". Or as i call them, Samberg and the other two guys" 😂😂 brilliant. And the way it was taken was brillliant too. 👏

  • @benisontenison8225
    @benisontenison8225 8 місяців тому +72

    5:25
    Norm loved how Andy kept up with the bit

  • @teaching_and_learning
    @teaching_and_learning Рік тому +1337

    I can’t relate to people who don’t find Norm to be the funniest comic who ever lived.

    • @mikef2813
      @mikef2813 Рік тому +43

      Ignore those people. You don't need them in your life.

    • @christopherguerriero2317
      @christopherguerriero2317 Рік тому +24

      "Funniest" is nonsense for artists. But Norm's absurdist ramblings teeter on a fine line...I've come to regard him as a genius while at the same time often wanting to punch him in the face.

    • @TheWokeWarlock
      @TheWokeWarlock Рік тому +14

      Norm is a comic for layman and simpletons. He is not particularly sophisticated. I think you will find the pool of individuals that find him to be the funniest comic who ever lived, very very small. Leaving you with few to relate to. Norm is talented to be sure, and his gimmicks are subtle, but his humor is not particularly intelligent as many profess. I can think of at least 20 overall better comics off the top of my head. Comedy is subjective, however, so I don’t disparage your opinion, just the idea that you only relate to people who would agree with you on this.

    • @christopherguerriero2317
      @christopherguerriero2317 Рік тому +37

      @@TheWokeWarlock I'm sorry I cannot agree with this. He had a long and varied career, with some success and some failures. He was featured in a wide variety of formats and mediums, and remained relevant for decades. The idea that his comedy was tailored for 'laymen/simpletons' or that he himself wasn't accomplished enough in his craft is just not true.

    • @teaching_and_learning
      @teaching_and_learning Рік тому +49

      @@TheWokeWarlock I would comment, but I rather not associate with folks simply not sophisticated enough to fully appreciate Norm's humor.

  • @Nizar-fb6gx
    @Nizar-fb6gx Рік тому +802

    the dirty johnny story was not a joke, it was poetry, same as the moth joke, norm elevated the art and for that he'll always be remembered

    • @smellsdeadstudios3897
      @smellsdeadstudios3897 Рік тому +21

      Moth joke is LIT !!! LOL
      wife is in a coma joke.. My fav

    • @_munkykok_
      @_munkykok_ Рік тому +6

      It was a *LIFE LESSON*

    • @rancidcrawfish
      @rancidcrawfish Рік тому +1

      Way to ruin them 👏🏼

    • @_munkykok_
      @_munkykok_ Рік тому +3

      @@rancidcrawfish That's right, keep coloring those emojies proper! 👍👍

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 Рік тому +2

      I just wanna thank the people on this thread that mentioned specific Norm jokes. Everyone that is now awake on my floor thanks you as well, I think. 👍

  • @jimlthor
    @jimlthor 9 місяців тому +379

    "You didnt know who Hitler was.."
    "Yea, like many of us, I didnt."

    • @Maartzy1891
      @Maartzy1891 7 місяців тому +17

      That one already had me 🤣

  • @billbill6576
    @billbill6576 Рік тому +482

    The story about uncle Terry was one of the most insane stories I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @robertbordevik5072
      @robertbordevik5072 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Рік тому +2

      Uncle Phil tops it

    • @Saltfly
      @Saltfly Рік тому +12

      The teacher’s reaction to the story is absolutely hilarious

    • @JakeWitmer
      @JakeWitmer Рік тому +10

      ...As long as you absorbed the moral of the story, it was worth it.

    • @bedplanks1641
      @bedplanks1641 Рік тому +26

      Funniest part was imagining it being told by a child to a room full of other children 😂

  • @jimlahey7066
    @jimlahey7066 Рік тому +234

    “The more I learn about the guy, the more I don’t care for him” one of the best lines

  • @samhein2620
    @samhein2620 Рік тому +248

    Norm's idea of a silver tongued devil is a guy with a delicious cheese sandwich and the craziest fucking van you've ever seen.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 Рік тому +22

      Oh this? Oh it's just a cheese sandwich.
      What you like em or something?
      .....
      Y'know, I got a van full of em.

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo Рік тому +17

      The van doesn’t need to be full of cheese sandwiches. Unless you want to be known for your detailed work.

    • @Elkyn-m5g
      @Elkyn-m5g 10 місяців тому

  • @Skinnyorangemusic
    @Skinnyorangemusic 11 місяців тому +115

    Norm makes five people get afraid for their careers with one joke

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 Рік тому +130

    He was the master at the long tales with lame but kinda humorous punchlines.... But the charismatic storytelling along the way is what sold it. LEGEND

    • @Skinnyorangemusic
      @Skinnyorangemusic 11 місяців тому +6

      It's like taking dad jokes to a WHOLE next level

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Skinnyorangemusic I grew up with Norm on SNL as a kid and absolutely adored him. The great thing about Norm was he made you feel special or accepted or something for "getting" him. I know now that people online just fawn over him and that's great but back in the day you were sort of an outsider for loving Norm because he was so unorthodox and it was always awesome to find another genuine Norm fan "in the wild".

    • @matthewklahn3204
      @matthewklahn3204 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SimpleManGuitars1973I wouldn't say that is extremely true. When Norm was fired from SNL every network was scrambling to give him a TV show

  • @antoniosilvestrojr.
    @antoniosilvestrojr. 3 місяці тому +17

    "Who do you think you are? Mars?"
    So freaking brilliant

  • @MattDelDC
    @MattDelDC Рік тому +194

    Just stumbled upon this by chance and it just happens to be two years on the day since we lost this comedic giant. His jokes will always live on

    • @pauloconnor5850
      @pauloconnor5850 Рік тому +1

      Always man 🤜🤛

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 Рік тому +6

      reading his not-memoir right now. very good.

    • @Mika-Fresh
      @Mika-Fresh Рік тому +1

      I didn’t even know he was sick.

    • @aquatarkus2022
      @aquatarkus2022 Рік тому +2

      We missed his views on covid and the fall of America.

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 Рік тому +1

      @@aquatarkus2022 we are really missing his unfinished books and his memoir adaptation starring Mark Normand

  • @valuequeen1256
    @valuequeen1256 11 місяців тому +75

    His Germany going to war with the world bit is one of the best bits of stand up ever written.

  • @Skinnyorangemusic
    @Skinnyorangemusic 11 місяців тому +31

    Norm never seems like hes trying too hard, he's just enjoying the moment and it's so much fun to watch him as he acts absurd in the spotlight

  • @Miles-wy1zr
    @Miles-wy1zr Рік тому +347

    The guy was just naturally funny. Damn. So effortless.

    • @jorgehabib8661
      @jorgehabib8661 Рік тому +25

      He is, but it is not effortless! He was always locked in. Rip norm

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula Рік тому +19

      He would work 280 days a year on the road writing and polishing his act.

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Рік тому +13

      Anything but effortless. He worked til he died

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 Рік тому +21

      It comes across effortless because of all the effort he has put in.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 Рік тому +6

      He is a lot of things, but his comedy is anything but effortless imo

  • @mattmattmatt2683
    @mattmattmatt2683 3 місяці тому +16

    "I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler." lmao

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 2 місяці тому

      The best part is when you realize Norm wasn’t even the one who brought him up. He just baited Andy into bringing it up.

    • @GrizzlyanCristian
      @GrizzlyanCristian 4 дні тому

      It wasn't even him, it was the other guy!!

    • @mattmattmatt2683
      @mattmattmatt2683 4 дні тому

      @@GrizzlyanCristian no shit.

  • @LazyTelevison
    @LazyTelevison Рік тому +118

    “It’s all ass over tea kettle wrong”

  • @marianobuscio
    @marianobuscio Рік тому +50

    6:30 "I didn't even know he was sick". Man...

  • @023achilles
    @023achilles 6 місяців тому +14

    "I didn't even know he was sick"
    Hits home when you realize he was sick, but not telling anyone. Deliberately.

  • @0002pA
    @0002pA 8 місяців тому +18

    5:35 It's amazing how Andy Samberg immediately understood and joined in on the joke. lol

  • @scottystcloud7086
    @scottystcloud7086 Рік тому +51

    "The land was uneven" - LMAO

  • @seanp7440
    @seanp7440 Рік тому +53

    "I don't want drugs. That's wrong."

  • @spamwagon
    @spamwagon Рік тому +88

    Every single host who ever had Norm on knew to just sit back and let him tell his whole paced and detailed story, the punch line was worth it. My fave was the "Moth Story".

  • @robertbordevik5072
    @robertbordevik5072 Рік тому +38

    That last story.. You will laugh. And then hours go by, even days, and it pops up again, and it’s even funnier 😂 My gosh, Norm was insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @topramen5344
    @topramen5344 Рік тому +119

    ““I know nothing I see nothing” a lot less funny when you realize that was the cornerstone of the Nuremberg defense” is so goddamn funny underrated norm joke

    • @austinlittke5580
      @austinlittke5580 Рік тому +1

      i dont get it

    • @mattobrien8255
      @mattobrien8255 Рік тому +7

      @@austinlittke5580 hogans hero’s was a comedy tv show that was based in a nazi camp. A German character had a repeat line “I see nothing” referencing the atrocities that“No nazi saw” happen during the holocaust. People being exterminated lends few hands to comedy. Yet, it’s subjective. Norm was subjective.

  • @torchmark66
    @torchmark66 Рік тому +325

    I didn't even know Norm OR Hitler were sick.

  • @sheridan891
    @sheridan891 9 місяців тому +15

    “The more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him”
    It would be difficult to imagine anyone doing this joke but Norm.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters Рік тому +61

    The slow burn of the “Little Johnny” joke was epic. It was so long and halting Norm lost his way a few times. 😂

    • @JeffMTX
      @JeffMTX 9 місяців тому

      Never ;)

    • @JorgeAdame-y4c
      @JorgeAdame-y4c 5 місяців тому +1

      “by god” 😂

    • @mariusjns
      @mariusjns Місяць тому

      Sheila then Marjorie-cum-Sheila-again 😂

  • @luigi_border
    @luigi_border Рік тому +67

    Andy Samberg being the only one who the jokes DIDN'T fly over the head.

    • @JakeWitmer
      @JakeWitmer Рік тому +9

      ...Everyone else too terrified of being canceled to be funny...

    • @christopherkelley1664
      @christopherkelley1664 2 місяці тому

      At least 75% of the people there are Jewish, I doubt anyone would be canceled for a hit WW2 take

  • @JMcG520
    @JMcG520 4 місяці тому +3

    “I’m sorry about bringing up Hiter!” he said with eyes twinkling and a huge grin on his lips.

  • @Audacity_69
    @Audacity_69 Рік тому +38

    Andy Samberg getting Norm to fall back with laughter will always be my favorite memory.

  • @Steve-cc5hw
    @Steve-cc5hw Рік тому +38

    I love how he wears a suit to Howard Stern

    • @RosecransM
      @RosecransM Рік тому +1

      Holy crow, you're right, that is incredible 😂😂😂

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 місяці тому

      ​@@RosecransMua-cam.com/users/shortsBmc9NFfhx74?si=g0UQsD7hdNl3D3qp

  • @manueldavid7369
    @manueldavid7369 Рік тому +28

    "fruity bicycle" :D :D :D

  • @susanvannorden6845
    @susanvannorden6845 10 місяців тому +8

    Last summer we, Canadian, rode through Netherlands…they still remember, and are very thankful for our boys who liberated them…

  • @Harryjay6
    @Harryjay6 3 місяці тому +4

    He was so great for so long. I'm thankful.

  • @JohnnyKickajoo
    @JohnnyKickajoo 8 місяців тому +16

    Norm created new jokes that will be told for hundreds of years if we are lucky. Jokes like "Closeted Gay", "I didn't even know he was sick", "...a real jerk"... He truly was a genius of English.

    • @johnpauladamovsky86
      @johnpauladamovsky86 9 днів тому

      Are you talking about the serial killer named Albert Fish?

  • @davidwujczyk3037
    @davidwujczyk3037 6 місяців тому +5

    When uncle terry’s been drinking, you don’t f*** with him 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FierceShoRyuken
    @FierceShoRyuken Рік тому +26

    It gets glossed over by some of the more obvious killers but one of the smartest, most insightful things ever said in comedy was during the scrabble bit.
    The part about the blanks, he just kind of wedged it in there, was so insanely genius I can't really wrap my mind around it. I've wondered since seeing that bit if there really is a guy that's all based on or if Norm just conjured the entire scenario.

  • @JD..........
    @JD.......... 9 місяців тому +15

    1:26 - the purest voice of all time

  • @JonathanGorr
    @JonathanGorr 9 місяців тому +13

    I love how Norm was subtly mocking the 4 jews surrounding him at the red carpet event.

  • @MattieBennett
    @MattieBennett 9 місяців тому +65

    UA-cam is great for two reasons:
    1. Norm MacDonald will live forever in video form
    2. Videos of that tragedy

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 7 місяців тому

      Aaah, you reminded me of it

    • @Earthad23
      @Earthad23 3 місяці тому

      911

    • @terremoto6663
      @terremoto6663 3 місяці тому

      You reminded me of that airline. Did you know they renamed themselves? Now they are Called Eppstein Carribian Airlines.

    • @johnpauladamovsky86
      @johnpauladamovsky86 9 днів тому

      It reminds me of that national tragedy.

  • @StoneCold-d4f
    @StoneCold-d4f Рік тому +75

    I've been watching this a couple of hours after an edible. I noticed letterman was laughing a few times then I looked and it's a still picture😂

    • @maximusolivia9982
      @maximusolivia9982 8 місяців тому +4

      Holy crap I just experienced the same thing!!!

    • @jasonhopwo
      @jasonhopwo 8 місяців тому +2

      Bro 😂

    • @dillinger621
      @dillinger621 5 місяців тому

      Yup

    • @SM-bm6jo
      @SM-bm6jo 5 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like me once when I channel-surfed and stopped on some guy talking to Charley Rose about major league baseball players. Suddenly I was fascinated with the most boring game in the world. I still appreciate what the guy said but it has not stopped me from avoiding everything baseball.

    • @StoneCold-d4f
      @StoneCold-d4f 5 місяців тому

      @@SM-bm6jo I did shrooms a while back and watched a programme on a book report

  • @ChristinaFromYoutube
    @ChristinaFromYoutube Рік тому +26

    Callin Hitler a dork is 10/10

  • @Sailor_Kelso
    @Sailor_Kelso Місяць тому +5

    5:31 Samberg is a real one for this 😂😂😂😂

  • @adlwilliams
    @adlwilliams Рік тому +24

    Keeping a straight face during the dirty johnny joke, for 5 damn minutes, in a room full of people lauging, is super impressive to me

  • @BirdOfHermes83
    @BirdOfHermes83 Рік тому +12

    I love it when people keep laughing when Norm is telling his jokes. They got no idea wtf the punchline is going to be but it's going to be good!

  • @4runningaway417
    @4runningaway417 Рік тому +139

    norm i swear man you one bold guy. you have more balls after death than most of us who supposed to be living

  • @naayou99
    @naayou99 Рік тому +11

    Heard the dirty Johnny joke several times. never ceased to be funny. No one can tell it like Norm. RIP.

  • @FranssensM
    @FranssensM Рік тому +13

    When Norm is on a live show I picture stressed people in headphones holding clip boards waving their arms, mouthing “cut to commercials” and old Norm smiling even more.

  • @MO-tw8pb
    @MO-tw8pb Рік тому +13

    I can listen to this guy non stop his simplicity is the show

  • @DafyddJohnson-ub7us
    @DafyddJohnson-ub7us 10 місяців тому +1

    I am so grateful for this man. His levity is missed but he left us with enough to see it out. He's on his own level, the enlightened comic, fearless, ego less

  • @wayfaerer320
    @wayfaerer320 8 місяців тому +6

    Norm is a legend. There is nobody that even comes close to Norm in comedy.

  • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
    @ScooterOnHisWay2024 6 місяців тому +5

    "... the land was uneven ..." God I loved this man's joke telling style.

  • @Knightcommander69
    @Knightcommander69 10 місяців тому +7

    Oh man that last dirty Johnny joke has me cry laughing.

  • @32INCHSTRIPER
    @32INCHSTRIPER 5 місяців тому +4

    They frolicked..😄😄😄

  • @ravensharpless
    @ravensharpless Рік тому +32

    I’m here because I was recalling that time years ago this one time I tuned into a You Tube awards livestream and I’d never seen Norm McDonald in my life but in the midst of everyone there there that was in expensive clothes and makeup there was this guy sitting one the couch in sweat pants and a hoodie dishing out every god damn thing these people didn’t want to hear

    • @Dee-nonamnamrson8718
      @Dee-nonamnamrson8718 Рік тому +1

      @@dejuren1367 it's in this video...

    • @join_or_die
      @join_or_die 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Dee-nonamnamrson8718you stuck at reading or something?

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 3 місяці тому +2

    It feels like the dirty johnny joke just keeps getting slower and slower paced as he goes lol, it’s like their patience is just feeding him and he’s just taking more and more ground, slower and slower, I love it so much 😂😂

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 Рік тому +6

    Amazing - this makes me sad - but so happy we have all the material on UA-cam to watch for the rest of our lives. Thanks NORM!!! Thanks to all that gave him gigs and airtime. What a great piece on Stern's show.

  • @JesseJames7-8-9
    @JesseJames7-8-9 Рік тому +13

    And again they chose their foe as the world.
    Miss this guy so much. Thanks for the comp.

  • @leodavies1887
    @leodavies1887 Рік тому +13

    Gotta love the hogans hero’s reference

  • @Alex-tx6by
    @Alex-tx6by 6 місяців тому +1

    This is how social commentary is done. Flys right over the head of most people while still making sense and being funny on the surface. Allows the audience to pick up on it over time instead of brow beating or pandering

  • @The_Sunset_King
    @The_Sunset_King Рік тому +5

    Norm, Bob, Dave... all hanging out. Having a good ol' time.

  • @normanspain7160
    @normanspain7160 2 місяці тому +1

    Norms stories were so funny.A very underrated comedian could go on forever.

  • @Kurdt1
    @Kurdt1 Рік тому +17

    You know with this BYO Fitness thing, the more I learn about it the more I care for it 😁
    Thanks again for the Norm content 🙌

  • @johnmathewson6630
    @johnmathewson6630 3 місяці тому +1

    That dirty Johnny joke is so perfect. It’s probably one of my favorite norm jokes. You can tell just how intelligent norm actually is. His comedic timing. His story telling. The man was a genius, and it’s one of my biggest regrets in life that I never saw him live before he passed❤

  • @IIIJ0KIEIII
    @IIIJ0KIEIII Рік тому +7

    "what you call something that's bigger than a country but smaller than a galaxy? Earth!"
    It's jokes on jokes with this guy.

  • @henrikibsen6258
    @henrikibsen6258 Рік тому +13

    Kudos to Andy Samberg for freely chopping it up about hitler with the most dangerous comedian in hollywood.

  • @jorged06
    @jorged06 4 місяці тому +3

    "that´s not my idea of a silver tongued devil!" XD

  • @apelincoln1616
    @apelincoln1616 3 місяці тому +1

    " Wrap what up? " IDK why, but I died laughing when I heard that

  • @weaselfarmer000
    @weaselfarmer000 Рік тому +25

    As the Germans say . " Third time lucky."

    • @fuselpeter5393
      @fuselpeter5393 Рік тому +2

      Alle guten Dinge sind drei. xD

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 9 місяців тому

      Like the national socialist in Argentina say: Hey, USA, you have a go!

  • @hawaiidispenser
    @hawaiidispenser Рік тому +20

    6:05 Lol, new low? If it wasn't for Norm, no one would've ever remembered this stupid red carpet live show 30 seconds after it was over.

  • @garrett020614
    @garrett020614 10 місяців тому +4

    crazy knowing this legend came from my hometown

  • @smaugswrath3144
    @smaugswrath3144 9 місяців тому +1

    "Thank god for the hatchery, where would we be?" 😂😂😂

  • @prsee5969
    @prsee5969 Рік тому +3

    I love how he could go on with a random story for as long as he was allowed lol and even then he had resistance to stop LOL

  • @lucasmoratoaraujo8433
    @lucasmoratoaraujo8433 Місяць тому

    Both in and out of Academia, this is the 1st man i see getting the right answer to the "enigma" at the start. A true genius!

  • @sherpacool9931
    @sherpacool9931 Рік тому +16

    one thing becomes very clear in this time after Norms death, he was a comedians comedian, we got snipetts of his humor, but people who knew him personally got the full monty.

  • @JazzYachtrocker
    @JazzYachtrocker 2 місяці тому

    The “what do you think you’re mars” gets me every time.
    RIP Norm

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Рік тому +5

    The way this title is written makes it seem like Norm's take on war is that it's hilarious

  • @Maaaattologyyyy
    @Maaaattologyyyy 9 місяців тому +2

    Man, everyone is so touchy

  • @edub9930
    @edub9930 Рік тому +26

    In that last story Norm tells about "dirty Johnny" i always felt he was addressing the room directly regarding how Howard Essentially abandoned Artie when he was down & out

    • @TheBurge87
      @TheBurge87 Рік тому +4

      He’s told this story on a bunch of things.

  • @arniexanchez
    @arniexanchez 8 місяців тому +7

    Kind of hilarious they felt it necessary to affirm they would in fact kill a baby Hitler.

  • @ChristopherJohn4389
    @ChristopherJohn4389 Рік тому +5

    I'll never stop watching Norm

  • @subg8858
    @subg8858 Рік тому +8

    I like how you show the still from Norm interviewing Dave in the segment where Dave interviewed Norm

  • @dennissalazar5866
    @dennissalazar5866 Рік тому +12

    Thank God for the hatchery.

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 Рік тому +25

    If Norm's father stopped going to Holland because he is now dead will Norm stopped going because now he's dead? Or will he just break the cycle and keep going?

    • @JM-vp8zc
      @JM-vp8zc Рік тому +4

      Hopefully it won’t be a fruity cycle

    • @join_or_die
      @join_or_die 9 місяців тому +1

      Dylan’s got it covered

  • @spyder000069
    @spyder000069 Рік тому +5

    Waiting for norms punchlines were like waiting to open your xmas presents. You never knew if you were getting something amazing or socks. Either you got a great joke or the joke was on you.

  • @deepfriedicecream576
    @deepfriedicecream576 Рік тому +11

    never knew he told the dirty johnny joke twice. he managed to deliver it both times, really impressive to remember a joke as long winded as that one and have it work a second time. i miss him

  • @averywilson6143
    @averywilson6143 Рік тому +8

    "The Dutch were so grateful for what the Canadians had done."

  • @zolnsalt
    @zolnsalt 2 місяці тому

    "that's just to lighten things up"😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @LazyTelevison
    @LazyTelevison Рік тому +6

    The stern joke is crazy good.

    • @sammckay542
      @sammckay542 10 місяців тому +5

      That only he can tell. Couldn't imagine anyone doing it being half as funny.

  • @randyallbee1173
    @randyallbee1173 Рік тому +20

    “Ass over teakettle wrong....”.

  • @davidwujczyk3037
    @davidwujczyk3037 6 місяців тому +2

    Norm understood his profession was to make people laugh and he was the best!

  • @TheBeanis8
    @TheBeanis8 Рік тому +7

    Lol its so wholesome how intimidated Norm was by Letterman. That whole entire intro you could just tell Norm was nervous.