Norm Macdonald's BEST JOKE - The Dirty Johnny Joke

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2021
  • My favorite Norm joke!
    RIP Norm!

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  • @normshorts
    @normshorts  Рік тому +61

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    • @AF-dn2bz
      @AF-dn2bz 3 місяці тому

      So...what does the punchline mean. Sorry. Didnt get it.

  • @ThomasPowellNZ
    @ThomasPowellNZ Рік тому +5467

    I love how Dirty Johnny tells the story like a grizzled old man

    • @cckmanofsteel2393
      @cckmanofsteel2393 Рік тому +147

      Dirty Johnny spent half his life ridin' the trains by this point in his life.

    • @ThomasPowellNZ
      @ThomasPowellNZ Рік тому +38

      @@cckmanofsteel2393 a real man of the world.

    • @cckmanofsteel2393
      @cckmanofsteel2393 Рік тому +27

      @@ThomasPowellNZ you know what time it is. Wanna know who else knew what time it was? Richard Clock

    • @03Barb
      @03Barb Рік тому +1

      I think you mean like a DIRTY old man

    • @Heopful
      @Heopful Рік тому +5

      and becky too

  • @buzinaocara
    @buzinaocara 2 роки тому +7557

    I actually pissed myself hearing this joke. But then I touched my pants again, and sudently felt pride where shame once was...

  • @pancakewizard1533
    @pancakewizard1533 Рік тому +2496

    "Thank God for the Hatchery" is easily my favourite part of this joke

    • @adammcgregor312
      @adammcgregor312 Рік тому +135

      Or we’d all be lost…

    • @8OBO8
      @8OBO8 Рік тому +104

      @@adammcgregor312 I love the way he says that. Like they're in some post-apocalyptic world and the hatchery is their only way to stay alive.

    • @peestrem31
      @peestrem31 Рік тому +59

      my favorite is the "and he felt pride where shame once was"

    • @MaximumBob
      @MaximumBob Рік тому +4

      Both phrases need to be on t-shirts

    • @joegibbskins
      @joegibbskins Рік тому +13

      @@8OBO8 or in some old timey small town where they have one industry and it’s the hatchery

  • @drrjim
    @drrjim Рік тому +764

    "don't put all your eggs in the one basket" well God damn says the teacher, that's a good one.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss Рік тому +30

      Had never been tried before

    • @mtsachs
      @mtsachs Рік тому +28

      always been my favorite part of this whole joke. "well goddamn," said the teacher.

  • @eugene142
    @eugene142 2 роки тому +6431

    Thank God for the hatchery.

    • @123fray
      @123fray 2 роки тому +73

      Thank God for Norm.

    • @sonicdiablo8968
      @sonicdiablo8968 2 роки тому +210

      Or we'd all be lost

    • @3QuaNiMiTyy
      @3QuaNiMiTyy 2 роки тому +18

      1:40

    • @rw9854
      @rw9854 2 роки тому +68

      Tell the folks at home what the hatchery is

    • @thecolorsaqib
      @thecolorsaqib 2 роки тому +10

      Thank god for the hatchery

  • @stefanoroberti
    @stefanoroberti 2 роки тому +6211

    Can we appreciate Stephen Merchant and how he never actually interrupted Norm

  • @ajuiceboxxx
    @ajuiceboxxx Рік тому +1551

    Norms ability to carry a long winded joke from start to finish and yet still keep it hilarious the whole way through with his delivery and mannerisms was unmatched.

    • @reaper411b
      @reaper411b Рік тому +7

      It wasn't though. How do you people find that disjointed blah blah blah rambling hilarious? Took him five whole to choke that shit out and then the punchline wasn't even good.

    • @bm2332
      @bm2332 Рік тому +39

      @@reaper411b he didnt get it

    • @zulu6ix290
      @zulu6ix290 Рік тому +52

      @@reaper411bthat’s the joke. He’s known to waste airtime on what could have been a one liner. Hosts hated it. But those who know however

    • @ScottyE515
      @ScottyE515 Рік тому

      @@reaper411b You don’t belong here

    • @vladimird5280
      @vladimird5280 10 місяців тому +40

      @@reaper411bThe point is he constantly adds stuff on the fly which aren't in the actual joke, and these are (without his inputs) otherwise very well known jokes, the funny part is actually his fucking around (improv) in between.

  • @Joekhaliquebrown
    @Joekhaliquebrown 9 місяців тому +238

    As always with Norm, it’s the throwaway lines that make it. “Thank God for the hatchery”, and “I made an oath” 😂😂😂

    • @AF-dn2bz
      @AF-dn2bz 3 місяці тому

      What was the point of the punchline. missed it

    • @jayhache5609
      @jayhache5609 4 години тому

      @@AF-dn2bz I thought it was self-explanatory. ; )

  • @b.f.skinner4383
    @b.f.skinner4383 2 роки тому +3657

    I love how the era of the class discussion abruptly went from horse and buggies to post-Vietnam war 😂

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 роки тому +86

      Cos it's originally a WW1 joke.

    • @morethan3756
      @morethan3756 2 роки тому +197

      And Uncle Terry had a Glock in Vietnam......

    • @viceroyviceroy-wj7cf
      @viceroyviceroy-wj7cf 2 роки тому +338

      Thats how long Norms jokes are

    • @H4ymaker
      @H4ymaker 2 роки тому +40

      I burst out in laughter when I read your comment. Hahahahahaha I didn't even notice!! 🤣

    • @michaelcallison1157
      @michaelcallison1157 2 роки тому

      Lol exactly

  • @hellacatsFB
    @hellacatsFB 2 роки тому +4713

    "Holy god.....I don't want....but on the other hand I....made an oath to.....every child should....I suppose I gotta"

  • @ethansrednaus8088
    @ethansrednaus8088 Рік тому +411

    So many great lines in this. One underrated one is “the mud and the blood and the… glory”

    • @MrKelso85
      @MrKelso85 Рік тому +15

      This is what I was searching for … I thought he said Glory that fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gerardozambrano4863
      @gerardozambrano4863 5 місяців тому +3

      I think about this line once a week

  • @user-mc7dm1uk6e
    @user-mc7dm1uk6e Місяць тому +14

    The way he tells this joke is a work of art. Every pause, every mumble, every line is delivered just perfect. The funniest man who ever lived, RIP.

  • @griz6282
    @griz6282 2 роки тому +1316

    “…and Uncle Terry felt pride where shame once was”

    • @BradGoyvaerts
      @BradGoyvaerts 2 роки тому +46

      My favorite line. Pure poetry

    • @robertschiller5422
      @robertschiller5422 2 роки тому +14

      @@BradGoyvaerts I feel like this is the climax of the joke! it was so surprising from the plot and yes, surprisingly poetic. the moral at the end is just a sweet bonus :D

    • @igorszamaszow171
      @igorszamaszow171 2 роки тому +17

      ​@@robertschiller5422 it is the climax indeed!

    • @LizaFan
      @LizaFan Рік тому +6

      @@igorszamaszow171 Explain to the folks at home what 'ejaculate' is.

    • @Rick-Sanchez-C-137
      @Rick-Sanchez-C-137 Місяць тому

      Dude lived life... hard 😂

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 2 роки тому +2744

    Norm could be explaining the process of registering for finals and it'd be the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @Altum8bit
      @Altum8bit 2 роки тому +1

      Somebody once told me it was not urine but infact ejaculate.

    • @GarySizer
      @GarySizer 2 роки тому +26

      With Norm I laugh so many times on the way to the punch line I don't even care how it ends.

    • @PianoMelodicaDark
      @PianoMelodicaDark 2 роки тому +17

      Yes, of course, THANK god for the hatchery!!

    • @divinelittledevil
      @divinelittledevil 2 роки тому +1

      “he could be funny reading a phone book” as i’ve heard tell

    • @lulospawn
      @lulospawn 2 роки тому +10

      "You open the virtual campus webpage and BY GOD and you enter your username and password, as you remember the youthful follies that led you to choose that of all combinations of letters and numbers to protect your access to the campus. After you shake away the sadness you click on a button that says Sign up, but there's nothing up about the task ahead..."
      and then you lost an entire minute

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Рік тому +793

    This is, I believe, the best joke telling I’ve seen from Norm. The way he almost adopts a character when he gets to the Uncle Terry part and progresses through the war flashback, getting more and more ASMR and even affecting a kind of old timey war captain kind of cadence etc, not to mention the “faaaaarr from these shores” bit and then staring off into nothing when he recalls the troop abandoning him.
    It’s just so absurd it’s utterly brilliant.

    • @westwindsailer
      @westwindsailer Рік тому +17

      " so absurd its utterly brilliant" .
      I think that says it all!

    • @uncleterry2148
      @uncleterry2148 Рік тому

      Check out Alcoholism is a disease by Norm.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Рік тому +29

      When Norm is driving the bus, you don’t know where you gonna end up. But you never ask “are we there yet”. Now that’s talent.

    • @Fantasyremix
      @Fantasyremix Рік тому +3

      I think he took perfection a step further when he told this joke on Stern. However, I like the deliver of the punchline better here.

    • @samuelb4140
      @samuelb4140 Рік тому +10

      the glint in his eye, too, when 'thank God for the hatchery'

  • @CanadianMason85
    @CanadianMason85 Рік тому +550

    He's like the Picasso of jokes. A normal person this bad at telling jokes wouldn't be entertaining at all but his ability to keep you interested through a crap joke is some of the most entertaining garbage I've ever seen. It's a mastery beyond most artists ability.
    "It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child."

    • @ccshumshum8104
      @ccshumshum8104 Рік тому +15

      it's good storytelling and funny mannerisms in a yarn story. it's not about being good at being crap or picasso. really isn't that deep.

    • @UnrealTech9403
      @UnrealTech9403 11 місяців тому +18

      Did you just say Norm told this joke badly? That was a masterclass, you wouldn't be able to find one person on Earth that can tell it better. Not Chappelle, not Regan, nobody.
      It wasn't a crap joke it was genius, even though it was gross. The setup through punchline were hilarious and perfectly told.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@UnrealTech9403Chappelle I think could handle this kind of joke. Though I agree it’s a difficult style of comedy to pull off

    • @johnboylan3832
      @johnboylan3832 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ekothesilent9456Yeah, the not funny kind of comedy is always the hardest.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 9 місяців тому

      @@johnboylan3832 funny is subjective. You put too much value on your own opinions, to the point you think they are valuable to share on the internet. You’re a real buckaroo.

  • @maxallen3438
    @maxallen3438 2 роки тому +3054

    This is, honestly, the best joke I’ve heard in my entire life. The subtly and complexities at work in the construction, telling and performance of it are astonishing. Norm was, without doubt, a comic genius.

    • @brunoheggli2888
      @brunoheggli2888 2 роки тому +59

      This isnt even the best version of this joke from him!

    • @brunoheggli2888
      @brunoheggli2888 2 роки тому +24

      @@alexbaker1305 When he tells this joke to this radio guy with the curly long hair,i think hes name is Stern!

    • @brunoheggli2888
      @brunoheggli2888 2 роки тому +11

      @@alexbaker1305 Its on Howard Stern

    • @timanderson9466
      @timanderson9466 2 роки тому +1

      He really was.

    • @valouxxx5
      @valouxxx5 2 роки тому

      Same, agreed 100%

  • @jairkerker2821
    @jairkerker2821 Рік тому +469

    To me Norm is by far the most rewatchable comedian.
    This joke doesn't only get better with every repetition for a long period of time, it's also hard to not look at it as some sort of masterclass in storytelling.

    • @khester7397
      @khester7397 Рік тому +5

      Absolutely

    • @BridgesOnBikes
      @BridgesOnBikes Рік тому +21

      I’ve actually memorized this joke nearly word for word, and when I tell it, there are two reactions. One is utter shock and disgust. The other is unabashed belly laughing.

    • @JH-qs7ph
      @JH-qs7ph Рік тому +6

      Norm is 80% of my UA-cam feed, has been for years and won’t change anytime soon.

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 Рік тому +3

      @@JH-qs7ph I miss him very much.
      I can withstand the madness of our times as long as I counterbalance it with Norm's irreplaceable humour, especially at the end of the day.

    • @Jon-cv8hm
      @Jon-cv8hm Рік тому +2

      ​@@BridgesOnBikesand that's how you find out which friends are worth keeping.

  • @articwolf7001
    @articwolf7001 Рік тому +143

    Norm tells this story like he’s inventing the very concept of recollection right in front of our eyes. What a master.

  • @johnekare8376
    @johnekare8376 Рік тому +61

    "Thank god for the hatchery! ...or we'd all be lost." I'm dying!🤣😂

  • @jimmorrison4291
    @jimmorrison4291 2 роки тому +853

    It's the finest joke, made even better by the context, randomly thrown in during an interview

    • @coryc9040
      @coryc9040 2 роки тому +39

      I think he's told the same joke before. I believe he credits the ejaculate story to a real veteran he talked to on the street. I hope it's true cause it takes a mad man like Norm to work it into a joke like this.

    • @MrPink12345
      @MrPink12345 2 роки тому +19

      @@coryc9040 he did it on the Howard Stern show aswell. That version is even greater, in my humble opinion.

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 роки тому

      @@MrPink12345 why?

    • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
      @ExtremeBeatlesArchive 2 роки тому +23

      @@steamedyam Because she says the moral is "don't count your chickens before they hatch out of an egg." And the teacher says "Very good. Though you might want to shorten it a little."

    • @richardpowell1220
      @richardpowell1220 2 роки тому +3

      @@coryc9040 It kind of reminds me of a scene in the book Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, where police snipers are waiting to shoot the cowgirls while sporting erections. I think that book was written in the mid-70s. Maybe the book was inspired by that same veteran.

  • @arthurkapadia4372
    @arthurkapadia4372 2 роки тому +217

    The "Now, he's not dirty in this joke..." right at the start 😂😂😂

    • @taylorjd71
      @taylorjd71 3 місяці тому +3

      Funniest line in the joke. The way he says it, he’s all serious

  • @callumbrady88
    @callumbrady88 Рік тому +134

    The brilliance of this joke is that his details get you so lost in the story that you forget this was being told in a classroom

    • @JeffreySmith84
      @JeffreySmith84 Рік тому +2

      And presumably the teacher knew they were in for a doozie before the tale even began.
      And the teacher refers to a child as "Dirty Johnny"

    • @odaydrums
      @odaydrums Рік тому +1

      By a child😂

  • @xRxF
    @xRxF Рік тому +18

    Norm is the guy who can make you laugh just on the delivery and setup… the punchline is a cherry on top.

  • @rw9854
    @rw9854 2 роки тому +157

    I don’t want it, but I swore an oath

  • @dpgsince85
    @dpgsince85 2 роки тому +188

    wow...finally someone has the video of this

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 2 роки тому +3

      I can't believe how long it took me to come across this.

  • @thejkyle
    @thejkyle 11 днів тому +5

    I’m a teacher and told this joke at my end of the year staff party. Nobody laughed. It was my proudest moment as an educator.

  • @resqfreedom9308
    @resqfreedom9308 9 місяців тому +13

    Norm was absolutely the greatest comedian EVER but, let's acknowledge Steven also for allowing him to finish without interrupting like a lot of people would do!✌️🙏❤️

  • @takwira
    @takwira 2 роки тому +420

    I have heard this a dozen times and it still brings me to tears.

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 2 роки тому +16

      And Doug Graves felt joy where sadness once was

    • @OGB699
      @OGB699 Рік тому +2

      I’m sure Norm told this joke dozens of times and I’m sure every single time the joke was told differently… he had a knack for making stuff up as he went along…😂

    • @goldilocks913
      @goldilocks913 Рік тому

      C’mon Doug, was it ejaculate or urine, we gotta know 😂

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 5 місяців тому

      It wasn’t tears, but ejaculate.

  • @platinumspotlight3338
    @platinumspotlight3338 2 роки тому +58

    "Balishnikov and a couple of Glocks"

    • @kdbrown777
      @kdbrown777 2 роки тому +7

      We all know he meant M16 and 1911s.

    • @Tetus7
      @Tetus7 2 роки тому +26

      @@kdbrown777 What a terrible name for a gun. Reminds me of that national tragedy.

    • @ASJC27
      @ASJC27 2 роки тому +3

      @@Tetus7 Come on now, don’t laugh at 9/11.

    • @therealbs2000
      @therealbs2000 2 роки тому

      @@ASJC27 thats why hes the sultan bro

    • @Clemppu
      @Clemppu Рік тому +1

      Now remember, it's Dirty Johnny telling the story here. Brats these days can't separate different types of pistols or assault rifles for that matter. It's all Glock this and AK that.

  • @takingiteasy17
    @takingiteasy17 Рік тому +16

    “How’d that go again?”. Bless you Norm you’ve created mored smiles than almost anyone.

  • @johnwayne7383
    @johnwayne7383 Рік тому +14

    Best part of this was his slow pace and slight ad-libing to retell the story and hit us with the "thank god for the hatchery" lol😂

  • @Victoria-xu2nj
    @Victoria-xu2nj 2 роки тому +638

    I have tears In my eyes from laughing so hard… the way he says this joke makes it 10x better! He’s so serious!!! And the ending was PERFECT!

    • @TheMichiganFisherman
      @TheMichiganFisherman 2 роки тому +26

      I wish the person who posted this would've left the last few seconds of laughing and him apologizing for telling such a long joke 😂👍

    • @ihateyoutubecomments8100
      @ihateyoutubecomments8100 Рік тому

      Really? Jesus Christ

    • @Roggiedodgie
      @Roggiedodgie Рік тому +1

      I'll bet you feel guilty being a girl and all. Maybe not. Can I have your phone number

    • @4zafinc
      @4zafinc Рік тому +1

      Good thing you only had tears and not pee in pants though. That would be shameful

    • @wepmajoe
      @wepmajoe Рік тому

      Those aren't tears at all, but ejaculate. You should feel proud.

  • @Boro87
    @Boro87 2 роки тому +237

    This has to be the best joke ever told!

    • @bigorange000
      @bigorange000 2 роки тому +4

      It's actually an old joke.Only norm could tell it as well as he did he did, the way that he did.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Рік тому

      @@bigorange000 I would posit that Gilbert Gottfried was the only one who could tell *every* joke well though.

  • @timgarrow1487
    @timgarrow1487 Рік тому +14

    I haven’t laughed that hard at a joke ever. The art of telling a joke is truly mastered by this man.

  • @WackoFromWaco
    @WackoFromWaco 3 місяці тому +7

    I re-tell my children this story every Christmas. . .

  • @brandonfry1333
    @brandonfry1333 2 роки тому +247

    Norm might just have been the best ever

    • @laza6141
      @laza6141 2 роки тому +8

      at least top 3 of all time.

    • @brandonfry1333
      @brandonfry1333 2 роки тому +8

      @@laza6141 there are so many.
      Norm makes me smile and wonder where he's going + being so offensive all the time. He may not of had the #1 best stand up special at any one point in time, but he made me laugh the most over a long period.

    • @tonystarks1311
      @tonystarks1311 2 роки тому +11

      @@brandonfry1333 I don't think he was the best stand up comedian of all time, but he was the funniest human being on the planet

    • @ASJC27
      @ASJC27 2 роки тому +10

      Oh he definitely was the best ever. No one comes close to making me laugh as hard.
      Such a loss.

    • @rswindol
      @rswindol 2 роки тому +3

      Certainly my favorite.

  • @HereonTubeYou
    @HereonTubeYou 2 роки тому +65

    Uncle Terry sounds like a real jerk.

    • @eugener9706
      @eugener9706 2 роки тому +6

      Stalin was just as bad.

    • @Boss_Scaggz
      @Boss_Scaggz 2 роки тому +9

      @@eugener9706 ....or so the Germans would have us believe

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 2 роки тому +4

      Nah he's a good guy

    • @Boss_Scaggz
      @Boss_Scaggz 2 роки тому +6

      @@Nostalgia_Addict yeah, he's just an old chunk of coal

    • @StalinMstalinator
      @StalinMstalinator 2 роки тому +3

      proud fella you know

  • @bloodgoat
    @bloodgoat Рік тому +71

    A master story teller. It transcends the simple framework of a joke and is elevated to the supreme mode

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 8 місяців тому +9

    Norm breathing heavily because of his astonishing girth makes this joke all the better

  • @zlk718
    @zlk718 2 роки тому +163

    No one tells a story like Norm. Goddam legend now and always.

  • @alexgrimm3521
    @alexgrimm3521 2 роки тому +210

    thank you for putting the video up.. its so much better than just the audio

    • @normshorts
      @normshorts  2 роки тому +32

      No problem :)

    • @churbay1
      @churbay1 2 роки тому +1

      @@normshorts Hey why did you crop the video? Is there some kind of copyright on the original video of this joke or something? For some reason the full version of this joke only seems to be on Dailymotion which is a pity.

    • @maxtenu
      @maxtenu 2 роки тому +12

      @@churbay1 I'm pretty sure netflix owns the old Norm Macdonald Live episodes now, so unaltered clips of it probably have a good chance of getting caught and taken down

    • @churbay1
      @churbay1 2 роки тому

      @@maxtenu Ah I see. Cheers for the info.

    • @nickkerr5714
      @nickkerr5714 2 роки тому

      @@maxtenu kinda weird how we all use a platform that allows censorship in the name of copyright infringement

  • @seldomsceen
    @seldomsceen Рік тому +109

    The emotional journey this joke takes you through is what makes it so great.

    • @michaelblanchette2787
      @michaelblanchette2787 Рік тому +2

      I like the part where all the children die

    • @brettdeacon4464
      @brettdeacon4464 Рік тому

      We get to journey with Uncle Terry, only to be interrupted by the teacher who brings us back reality. The moral of the story: when Uncle Terry's been drinking, you don't fuck with him.

  • @samuelrichey1888
    @samuelrichey1888 Рік тому +74

    Norn is one of the few comedians who can make you laugh simply in the delivery of the joke...his cadence, his word choice, name choice, etc., even before he gets to the punchline

    • @lemfandango
      @lemfandango Рік тому +3

      The punchline is like the tenth funniest part

    • @CaseyWinehouse
      @CaseyWinehouse 9 місяців тому +2

      My favorite comedian, Norn Macdomald.

  • @mrmactknife
    @mrmactknife 2 роки тому +328

    Norm's been gone all these months, but he's still able to make us all laugh.

    • @Hammer332
      @Hammer332 2 роки тому +7

      What a legacy.

    • @MrJmt33
      @MrJmt33 2 роки тому +10

      I was crying from the hilarious joke. Now I'm crying thinking about him being gone

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption Рік тому +2

      True that. He was a legend.

    • @danny7954
      @danny7954 Рік тому +2

      Rip great one

    • @MrJmobes
      @MrJmobes Рік тому +2

      We're lucky.

  • @whitecapmadness7181
    @whitecapmadness7181 2 роки тому +50

    The Greatest Story Ever Told

  • @brettdeacon4464
    @brettdeacon4464 Рік тому +35

    The genius of Norm is that you hear his joke and laugh, and laugh harder the next day, even harder the next week and month, harder still the next year.

    • @jasperrutherford2665
      @jasperrutherford2665 Рік тому +4

      Thank god for the hatchery...

    • @_munkykok_
      @_munkykok_ Рік тому +1

      #Hardon

    • @jaik195701
      @jaik195701 Місяць тому

      It’s like flashbacks, except I never got any those flashbacks just another conspiracy by the big acid companies

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 Рік тому +10

    The joke goes on just long enough that you begin to forget about the teacher and the school, and it makes it so much funnier when it snaps back

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 2 роки тому +35

    This is like Robert Shaw's USS Indianapolis speech in JAWS. Man, does Normie ever set the mood here. My Lord.

    • @jakubcygan8265
      @jakubcygan8265 2 роки тому +5

      for real, they even both grab their baseball caps at the moment the story really gets real

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 2 роки тому +1

      No distress signal had been sent! Weren't even listed overdue for a week.

  • @bonbonathan
    @bonbonathan 2 роки тому +62

    Been watching this over and over. Doesn't even make sense how incredibly funny this is. The delivery, the subject matter, the subtlety 🙏

  • @bailzzzzzz
    @bailzzzzzz Рік тому +17

    Thank God for Norm Macdonald, or we'd all be lost

  • @J-217
    @J-217 Рік тому +16

    God his delivery in this is so damn perfect. So effortlessly too. He had totally mastered his craft

  • @tonfan
    @tonfan 2 роки тому +54

    ...My wife just asked me wtf I was cry - laughing about....RIP,Norm

  • @TheJayLordx
    @TheJayLordx 2 роки тому +117

    My all time favourite Norm joke. Told to absolute perfection.

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire 9 місяців тому +6

    This is honestly one of my favorite jokes by any comedian. At least 50% because of his delivery. Norm was one of the greats, RIP.

  • @deekk3936
    @deekk3936 Рік тому +37

    I never thought I would miss a comedian once they passed. NMs humor was so offbeat and subtle that it was easy to miss. RIP Norm McDonald. The world did not deserve you 🥀

  • @nopenope2632
    @nopenope2632 2 роки тому +22

    May your soul find rest Norm, “Faaaaaaar from these shores”
    The best to ever do it

  • @McRick2000
    @McRick2000 2 роки тому +33

    The Master.

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 Рік тому +13

    I love how he tells the story a little differently for the folks at home who know what a hatchery is.

  • @ericshaw760
    @ericshaw760 2 місяці тому +2

    Undoubtedly one of the funniest things I've ever watched in my life. Norm was such a treasure.

  • @blitzkrieghopAZ
    @blitzkrieghopAZ 2 роки тому +21

    “Now he’s not dirty in this joke”. Love that part.

  • @christophergoree6357
    @christophergoree6357 2 роки тому +74

    "When Uncle Terry's been drinking you don't fuck with him."... Awww Jesus, Normie, we will miss you forever 😭

  • @chuck1804
    @chuck1804 3 місяці тому +3

    Every part of this joke was exquisite.

  • @quinncampbell9255
    @quinncampbell9255 10 місяців тому +7

    Lol one of my favorite parts of this norm joke his how he makes it old times. His heavy breathing and such is just so funny

  • @nivkejk7303
    @nivkejk7303 2 роки тому +25

    At 4:36 when he lifts his hat, you can see a big part of his hair is missing. I always wondered why he suddenly started wearing a hat... bless you Norm. Bless your heart.

  • @funkycoldzadina
    @funkycoldzadina 2 роки тому +36

    No matter how many times I hear Norm tell this joke I still laugh hysterically. RIP Norm. ☹️

  • @Buk99
    @Buk99 2 роки тому +8

    His delivery is unmatched. 👑

  • @imjusayn347
    @imjusayn347 Рік тому +3

    I think he shoulda slipped in: “Sometimes, Uncle Terry doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going” ….😂😂😂

  • @osborne4282
    @osborne4282 2 роки тому +56

    I like it when people actually let him tell his jokes 😂

  • @tommysalami5268
    @tommysalami5268 2 роки тому +21

    I tell my own version of this joke to entertain myself on car rides

    • @anthonyweston630
      @anthonyweston630 2 роки тому +3

      I’m so doing this on my way to work tomorrow

  • @thibaud1832
    @thibaud1832 Рік тому +5

    I love how confused the teacher initially is about what could possibly be the moral of the story about putting all your eggs in one basket.

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain Рік тому +11

    Norm was a comedic genius but a great actor and story teller, too.

  • @markwhite2207
    @markwhite2207 2 роки тому +25

    It's not the destination, it's the journey. RIP NORM you made music of funny

  • @MrRobravens
    @MrRobravens 2 роки тому +13

    Steve's just slowly dieing from about half way through🤣

  • @koffeandersson5212
    @koffeandersson5212 Рік тому +6

    This is without a doubt my favorite joke of all time.

  • @PiCheZvara
    @PiCheZvara Рік тому +26

    Norm is the expert in these overlong, aimless, wandering, jokes with simple, dumb, ridiculous punchlines. That's the joke - that how long it takes to get to that punchline is as much the point as the punchline itself.
    I always wondered whether these are legit jokes, or whether Norm makes them on the fly and adds a lot of his own spin on them to drag them out.

  • @DeputyBurbank
    @DeputyBurbank 2 роки тому +41

    I laughed more during the joke than at the punchline. Norms genius was making you laugh the entire time and not really waiting on a punchline.

    • @jaym7494
      @jaym7494 Рік тому +6

      Exactly, it’s got airs of the famous aristocrats joke by comedians for comedians. The punch line is simply the end of the adventure.

  • @justinfuller7540
    @justinfuller7540 2 роки тому +16

    A masterclass in joke telling, best thing I’ve seen all week!

  • @idahohusker7655
    @idahohusker7655 Рік тому +8

    RIP Norm. The best story teller of all.

  • @codypopowicz2654
    @codypopowicz2654 11 місяців тому +4

    I *KNOW* the ending each and every time and still die laughing. Norm was such a storyteller and an absolute comedic genius.
    Miss him every day 😢😞

  • @paupau6907
    @paupau6907 2 роки тому +12

    Uncle Terry was a scholar and a gentleman

  • @humbuckingstrat
    @humbuckingstrat 2 роки тому +34

    Uncle Terry felt pride where shame once was …..🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I think we’ve all been there 😫🧐😂😂
    The best Norm joke of all time !!!!?

  • @-Ricky_Spanish-
    @-Ricky_Spanish- Рік тому +5

    The first time I heard this I laughed uncontrollably, and it was a terrifying experience.

  • @bigorange000
    @bigorange000 2 роки тому +5

    That delivery tho. One of my top 10 Norm jokes. I could listen to this one 1000 times, and laugh every time.

  • @roostervision
    @roostervision 2 роки тому +13

    May you all feel pride where shame once was. RIP Norm

  • @davidbae6482
    @davidbae6482 2 роки тому +50

    Oh how I wish I was Norm's grandson, sitting at his feet and listening to him tell these stories as an old man

  • @xarzu
    @xarzu 2 роки тому +9

    I have watched this several times over and over and I laugh at the end each time. It fails to get old.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 Рік тому +27

    As a Brit, My first introduction to Norm was this episode of the podcast with Stephen Merchant... I think it is one of the funniest hour (or so) I have ever heard.
    Norm was wonderfully funny

    • @davidlaurencedresler
      @davidlaurencedresler Рік тому +3

      It’s one of the best, along with Russell brand, super Dave, and then from the Netflix series, judge Judy and Carl Reiner, jane Fonda, not everyone is sharp enough for him but when they are it’s magic, I’m a Brit and he’d have killed it here, should have been world famous , don’t usually dig stateside comedy other than curb and Larry sanders.

    • @DavidHands
      @DavidHands Рік тому +1

      Yeah, that was a great episode.

  • @lauriLokkeni9002
    @lauriLokkeni9002 2 роки тому +18

    There’s not another like Norm .. soooo good ❤️

  • @therichardbarrett
    @therichardbarrett 2 роки тому +15

    So glad this many other people's favorite joke as well he was literally the best comedian ever in my opinion rest in peace Norm

  • @GuyIncognito764
    @GuyIncognito764 2 роки тому +7

    Hands down the funniest joke I've ever heard. I will miss this man.

  • @JohnSmith-vx9re
    @JohnSmith-vx9re 2 роки тому +11

    There was never and there will never be anyone, who could tell jokes, the way norm would do. The ultimate GOAT

  • @AlchZdot
    @AlchZdot 2 роки тому +18

    I love his delivery and reactions here much more than when he did it on HS. I love when he’s telling the story he seems to be reliving the moment.

    • @lucenceparency7870
      @lucenceparency7870 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed, this one is stronger. The Stern version lacks energy to where it's almost sad in places. This one keeps moving fast enough that it doesn't sink in, so it stays hilarious.

    • @AlchZdot
      @AlchZdot Рік тому +2

      @@lucenceparency7870 I agree and it just goes to show you that norm was always working hard at his craft.

    • @upstateev
      @upstateev Рік тому +2

      This version is so much better I almost don't like the other one somehow

  • @oldmanjenkins3860
    @oldmanjenkins3860 Рік тому +2

    I love it when he adds little tid bits to his stories, the kind that don't really further the plot but still add to the joke.

  • @rjunk12349
    @rjunk12349 2 роки тому +3

    I watched this 3 times and shared with 3 other people. One of the funniest Norm jokes ever. Thank god for the hatchery, she says, or we'd all be lost.

  • @user-jf1ky9to8w
    @user-jf1ky9to8w 2 роки тому +14

    Love this joke

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube Рік тому +12

    There's a lot to enjoy about this joke, but something special that stands out to me is that a little boy is telling a story like this and in this tone, as if he lived it

  • @clayrester9342
    @clayrester9342 8 місяців тому +1

    Norms ability to stretch a joke will never be matched.....

  • @MarkB-vp9ki
    @MarkB-vp9ki 2 роки тому +45

    My father-in-law is a Vietnam vet and by all accounts saw some really bad shit over there. It took him 20 years to tell my mother-in-law anything that he witnessed there and doesn't speak to anyone else about it, certainly not my wife or her bothers and sisters. But everyone I see the man I think of this joke and laugh to myself. You're the best ever Norm and we miss you.

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 2 роки тому

      Its hard to admit to people that you bayonetted a baby

    • @edmunddonnelly3881
      @edmunddonnelly3881 2 роки тому +5

      Your father-in-law ought to feel pride where shame once was.

    • @nealorr5086
      @nealorr5086 Рік тому +7

      My father-in-law is a Vietnam vet and by all accounts saw some really bad shit over there. It took him 20 years to tell my mother-in-law anything that he witnessed there and doesn't speak to anyone else about it, certainly not my wife or her bothers and sisters. But, I'll tell you what. He never broke a God-damned egg in his life.
      /fixed

    • @MarkB-vp9ki
      @MarkB-vp9ki Рік тому +2

      @@nealorr5086 lol good one

    • @Kate98755
      @Kate98755 Рік тому +1

      my godfather got stuck behind enemy line after Normandy…he would never talk about WW2, any war causes trauma, God bless soldiers, they deserve respect.