you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)
i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was
Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.
@@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.
@@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person. Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!
I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.
@UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say
Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.
The witches on The View brought him on to grovel for calling someone a ''r3t4rd." And that still wasn't good enough for the shyytweasel Jimmy Fallon, who cancelled what would have been Norm's last Tonight Show appearance because his staff were sheltering in their safe spaces after hearing the word, "r3t4rd." It's all so r3t4rded.
Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo
I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.
What's funny is that Norm and Roseanne were great friends. He stood up for her when she got railroaded off her revived sitcom. And in her podcast she continues to speak fondly of him. I like to imagine Roseanne sitting at home laughing at Norm's excellent joke. I think he even wrote for the original version of the show.
@@catherinebirch2399 The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully. I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.
Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.
Actually laughed out loud at the Ricki Lake one about her going for the realistic pregnant look so she forced herself to lose 30 lbs. Norm was awesome.
[3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.
Wow, every single one of those jokes were heavy hitting!
they're also hitting heavies
you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)
@Christian Caden definitely, have been using instaflixxer for years myself =)
Literally
His words have weight bro
Norm always got a twinkle in his eye when he could make the audience gasp.
Yes.
That’s a comedian’s heroin.
He was a prick who never amounted to anything beyond SNL.
People literally bigger than life makes everybody gasp ua-cam.com/video/SCeT9Vh3W4U/v-deo.htmlsi=QNeF7gzOWR6o9hic
Norm's delivery was always flawless. I rarely saw him stumble over a line, if ever. 100% the fearless stand-up comic.
i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was
He stumbles all the time...
He was a supercilious prick.
Meanwhile his father, Marlon Brando... ate nine pizzas!
For lunch.
the fat inmate 4 guy rape joke made me laugh the longest. and the ricky lake ones were awesome.
Same
Prison men are straight but no woman so ass, in freedom fuck woman what would u do in prison
Lost thirty lbs for the role
Nothing is as funny as rape!
wasn't a bad joke in there!
That ricki lake pregnant joke is brutal
frinking laughed my but off
@@charliemunk2947 but you kept the other "t", so you couldn't have laughed THAT hard.
The punchline was the exact opposite of what everyone expected it to be, which made it 100x more hilarious.
Not as brutal as seeing her at a Chinese buffet.
Lol
Ohhh Norm. The truth is so rare to see being dished out with absolutely no filters! Miss you so much!
It's not that rare. Dumbass
Brando really did eat 9 pizzas, finally someone brave enough to tell the truth
Fat jokes as "truth". Norm was just cruel.
None will beat Johnny Carson's best 'fat-joke' which was his announcement that the last portion of Orson Welles had finally died.
That was a tremendous joke.
@@20alphabet A Colossus of Rhoades joke.
LMAO!
Norm would never be able to tell these jokes now. Because he's dead.
I can imagine Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg telling that joke
Norm would have loved that joke.
Cancer didn’t eat away at Norm MacDonald…. Carnie Wilson did. R.I.P Norm, you magnificent bastard.
Or so the Germans would have us believe!
He would like this joke 😂😂😂
Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.
It's not the shoes that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat - Al Bundy
Man I miss the days before this “beautiful at any size” BS
And at a time when being healthy is more important than ever.
Yeah well Obese people can say they're big and beautiful all they want. Diabetes and Heart Disease don't know what political correctness is.
“...the King enjoying a hoagie.”
Speaking as a longtime fat person, I approve this video
More importantly, does it _help_ you?
Pictures?
Basically ALL of these jokes ( and most jokes by Norm ) are 100% offensive and couldn't be done today. I love it !!!
I was a teenager when I first heard the Roseanne eating Tom joke. It was as good then as it is now. Rip Norm. You helped mold me in laughter.
I miss the 90s in general.
It’s John not tom
I'm sorry to say, that was refreshing!
His deadpan delivery and timing were impeccable.
“Police warn that the woman is armed…, and chinned!”
Lol....Rikki Lake.. three times!....Norm was savage!🤣😂😅
Al Bundy approves.
The Legend.
@@carlinrulez Four touchdowns in a single game!
For Polk High
Hahahahah Imagine playing this to modern day fat Norm. I love Norm, btw.
Hey, he only gained that weight for a movie role.
@@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.
Dead norm?
Tremendous compilation. Well done.
Man, Norm MacDonald really was tons of fun.... a true heavy hitter in the world of comedy
very useful comment
My eyesight is not what it used to be. For a second I thought you said "a true heavy hitler in the world of comedy"
"Then she will eat a huge can of frosting!" I sure miss Norm.
Rest in peace Norm. You were taken from us too soon, but I know you're knocking 'em dead up in heaven.
Only Mr. MacDonald could sell that "fat pig" line
Norm was the best at delivering the punchline.......The right amount of.......pause.
The crazy thing is, Rosanne wouldn't even be considered fat in 2023.
Those Ricki Lake jokes were great.
Ricky Lake? More like Ricky Ocean 😂
Ricki*
devo076 whogivesashit*
@@bluegreensubmarine lots of people do, kiddo. You're not going to get anywhere in life being a lazy, illiterate slacker.
devo076 Names have different spellings and I’m not going to bother checking. Devo was a terrible band btw.
@@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person.
Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!
Aw man, norm was awesome 👌
Fat jokes are timeless.
There’s a fat joke in there but I’m too lazy to think of one
Couldn't get away with this comedy today.
Political correctness doesn’t have a sense of humor 🤡
I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.
@@jeffreym.8957 I've seen that episode it is old .
And yet here it is on UA-cam for all to see. So I guess we are still getting away with it!
Sure you can, you just gotta have balls.
Wow thanks for this!! Love it! And thanks for the Rifftrax uploads as well. Subscribed.
Thanks for the laughs Norm. RIP
Joan Rivers might have had the best Liz Taylor fat joke...”Her blood type is Ragu.”
Remember the one about Liz getting her ears pierced and gravy came out? Also Joan Rivers.😂
I went to my doctor he told me "Open wide and say 'oink'."
Pound for pound, these jokes carry a lot of weight!
Good one, dad.
I love it when comedians are not afraid to tell the truth about people!😂
It's funny cause Norm was good friends with Rosanne. They talked all the time and she used to go on his podcast a lot.
He was also a writer on her show before he went to SNL. I'm sure he knew her well enough to know she'd think it was funny too.
She went on his podcast once.
@@purplemonkeydishwasher4241She went on his podcast every day. To eat.
Could you imagine these jokes today? The world would stop spinning.
woud love it.
I don't think so. Unless you're implying an equal amount of fat people walked in the opposite direction to one another.
Every last one of these gems could not be done today.
The Best Ever on Weekend Update!
When comedy was actually funny 😂
translation: libs suck
The thirties?
@UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say
"Ricki Lake is fat!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.
not really, at this time he was truly focused on the fat and lazy, the cancer stuff came years later
Norm is the best, even Karen’s watch his content
@@guins99 I gotta change my name. Maybe Norma.
Good stuff!!
Miss him a lot. 😢
Today Norm would have to issue a public apology and be required to undergo "Fatslob Sensitivity Training"
And he would never do it.
I believe Norm’s exact words to that required training would be “f*** off fatass!” LMAO
The witches on The View brought him on to grovel for calling someone a ''r3t4rd."
And that still wasn't good enough for the shyytweasel Jimmy Fallon, who cancelled what would have been Norm's last Tonight Show appearance because his staff were sheltering in their safe spaces after hearing the word, "r3t4rd."
It's all so r3t4rded.
RIP Norm MacDonald (1959-2021)
Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo
Any time Norm did "that" smile (such as at 3:52), he knew he'd trolled the audience big time!
Ii miss norm already....his jokes are excellent
Love these!!!
Damn Norm I sure miss you
"Alright... I Could EAT!!!" Classic... These jokes are just as relevant today!
Norm MacDonald did not die.
He just went home.
That first Liz Taylor joke was SAVAGE!
So was her appetite.
God I miss Norm. He was the only good weekend update anchor. We lost one of the funniest men alive when he passed. RIP Norm.
Im perfectly slim and trim and find fat jokes hillarious.😂😂😂😂
Ate 9 pizzas...
For dessert!
We miss you Norm.
He’d never be able to tell these in 1930's Germany.
Or so the germans would have us believe...
Literally 1934
Unless you got the time machine.
Or in the 2020's America.
Allegedly
I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.
Norm, you were the best!!!!
Back when people tuned unto SNL.
I didn’t even know you could eat flowers
RIP Norm
What's funny is that Norm and Roseanne were great friends. He stood up for her when she got railroaded off her revived sitcom. And in her podcast she continues to speak fondly of him. I like to imagine Roseanne sitting at home laughing at Norm's excellent joke. I think he even wrote for the original version of the show.
04:04 Best one. Norm is a comedy God. RIP you Legend.
As a person of girth, I find each and every one of these jokes to be extremely hilarious.
Boy I miss norm Mcdonald best weekend update person ever
I miss Norm.
It’s sad that not any of those type of jokes could be done today.
Why not?
@@Peter_Riis_DK Because of the woke brigade. We aren't allowed to make fun of anyone now in case they get offended.
@@catherinebirch2399well he got fired back then too
I don't see anyone complaining....except you
@@catherinebirch2399
The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully.
I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.
He was so amazing
this was hard to swallow...but i did it..with a side of lard.
best laugh I've had all week
" However, Dr. Melman's wife....." too funny...
Best joke is about Richard Jewel. Norms delivery is 👍👍👍👍
Norm was the Last Dangerous Comedian on SNL
3:56 I guiltily admit I laughed at this one.
I'm still laughing...too funny.
Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.
Classic Norm MacDonald! ❤🤣
The one about Ricki lake losing 30 lb just so she could look pregnant was brutal!
And the only actual good joke in the lot.
@@vangroover1903 Agreed, most of the jokes here are obvious and weak.
@@GlorifiedTruth His batting average was never that great, but he did have a roguish charm.
Actually laughed out loud at the Ricki Lake one about her going for the realistic pregnant look so she forced herself to lose 30 lbs. Norm was awesome.
Good ole Norm, letting the fat fly.
The joke about cavemen was tops.
[3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.
So sad, so true. I've obviously never known the man but I feel deep sorrow for the loss of this brilliance
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
so good, thank you norm
I'm a fat pig and I laughed all the way to my sty. "Oink oink oink!"
U lower than pig, insult to pigs
Thanks for having a sense of humor!
Best years of SNL. Hasnt been as funny since.
Man holy cow! He’d never be able to tell these in today’s climate!
But he would.
Forgot just how wickedly funny he was. RIP
I'm a deeply closeted fat person. I am deeply closeted because I am too fat to fit through the doors... nah, just kidding. I am too lazy to move.
This was from when humor was actually funny.
They’re eating the dogs…!
All very cogent for the times. Miss you Norm.
Hey Norm , stop smoking because it may cause cancer , What ? Oh he quit !
He used to smoke, but he doesn't smoke anymore.