Fat Jokes with Norm Macdonald

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  • @GarretSterling
    @GarretSterling 5 років тому +755

    Wow, every single one of those jokes were heavy hitting!

    • @thwart_ass
      @thwart_ass 4 роки тому +16

      they're also hitting heavies

    • @christiancaden1278
      @christiancaden1278 3 роки тому +2

      you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)

    • @dannythiago8315
      @dannythiago8315 3 роки тому

      @Christian Caden definitely, have been using instaflixxer for years myself =)

    • @Punnybone55
      @Punnybone55 3 роки тому +3

      Literally

    • @knotshure8806
      @knotshure8806 3 роки тому +5

      His words have weight bro

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 роки тому +311

    Norm always got a twinkle in his eye when he could make the audience gasp.

    • @silverdrillpickle7596
      @silverdrillpickle7596 Рік тому +7

      Yes.
      That’s a comedian’s heroin.

    • @gilson1982
      @gilson1982 Рік тому

      He was a prick who never amounted to anything beyond SNL.

    • @prophthemaster2747
      @prophthemaster2747 Рік тому

      People literally bigger than life makes everybody gasp ua-cam.com/video/SCeT9Vh3W4U/v-deo.htmlsi=QNeF7gzOWR6o9hic

  • @adamdesanti6713
    @adamdesanti6713 Рік тому +70

    Norm's delivery was always flawless. I rarely saw him stumble over a line, if ever. 100% the fearless stand-up comic.

    • @bennett4789
      @bennett4789 Рік тому +4

      i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was

    • @Me-qp8vz
      @Me-qp8vz 22 дні тому +3

      He stumbles all the time...

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 18 днів тому

      He was a supercilious prick.

  • @v.v.7522
    @v.v.7522 5 років тому +175

    Meanwhile his father, Marlon Brando... ate nine pizzas!

  • @walter2695
    @walter2695 4 роки тому +182

    the fat inmate 4 guy rape joke made me laugh the longest. and the ricky lake ones were awesome.

  • @Lance-Stroll
    @Lance-Stroll 5 років тому +256

    That ricki lake pregnant joke is brutal

    • @charliemunk2947
      @charliemunk2947 4 роки тому +10

      frinking laughed my but off

    • @jesserothhammer7378
      @jesserothhammer7378 4 роки тому +4

      @@charliemunk2947 but you kept the other "t", so you couldn't have laughed THAT hard.

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 роки тому +14

      The punchline was the exact opposite of what everyone expected it to be, which made it 100x more hilarious.

    • @utapao74
      @utapao74 3 роки тому +4

      Not as brutal as seeing her at a Chinese buffet.

    • @nystagmus
      @nystagmus 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @bertraminc9412
    @bertraminc9412 3 роки тому +108

    Ohhh Norm. The truth is so rare to see being dished out with absolutely no filters! Miss you so much!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +1

      It's not that rare. Dumbass

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Рік тому +4

      Brando really did eat 9 pizzas, finally someone brave enough to tell the truth

    • @WilliamHerlihy-p4g
      @WilliamHerlihy-p4g 13 днів тому

      Fat jokes as "truth". Norm was just cruel.

  • @gehlen52
    @gehlen52 3 роки тому +95

    None will beat Johnny Carson's best 'fat-joke' which was his announcement that the last portion of Orson Welles had finally died.

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Рік тому +4

      That was a tremendous joke.

    • @gehlen52
      @gehlen52 Рік тому +3

      @@20alphabet A Colossus of Rhoades joke.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому +2

      LMAO!

  • @ericzh9984
    @ericzh9984 11 місяців тому +22

    Norm would never be able to tell these jokes now. Because he's dead.

    • @chiefscheider
      @chiefscheider 13 днів тому +2

      I can imagine Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg telling that joke

    • @LouMihniak-kk3xb
      @LouMihniak-kk3xb 6 днів тому

      Norm would have loved that joke.

  • @chrismijares488
    @chrismijares488 3 роки тому +51

    Cancer didn’t eat away at Norm MacDonald…. Carnie Wilson did. R.I.P Norm, you magnificent bastard.

    • @charlesgreen8703
      @charlesgreen8703 3 роки тому +9

      Or so the Germans would have us believe!

    • @nbaoldgirl
      @nbaoldgirl Рік тому +1

      He would like this joke 😂😂😂

  • @artistnyc123
    @artistnyc123 Рік тому +41

    Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.

  • @mechengineer4894
    @mechengineer4894 Рік тому +24

    It's not the shoes that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat - Al Bundy

  • @samdiego1965
    @samdiego1965 3 роки тому +51

    Man I miss the days before this “beautiful at any size” BS

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  3 роки тому +13

      And at a time when being healthy is more important than ever.

    • @trevorjameson3213
      @trevorjameson3213 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah well Obese people can say they're big and beautiful all they want. Diabetes and Heart Disease don't know what political correctness is.

  • @derrikferguson3219
    @derrikferguson3219 5 років тому +30

    “...the King enjoying a hoagie.”

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 3 роки тому +92

    Speaking as a longtime fat person, I approve this video

    • @Bradley_UA
      @Bradley_UA 3 роки тому +2

      More importantly, does it _help_ you?

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Рік тому +1

      Pictures?

  • @marcstratmann9806
    @marcstratmann9806 Рік тому +9

    Basically ALL of these jokes ( and most jokes by Norm ) are 100% offensive and couldn't be done today. I love it !!!

  • @Thedudeabides803
    @Thedudeabides803 3 роки тому +52

    I was a teenager when I first heard the Roseanne eating Tom joke. It was as good then as it is now. Rip Norm. You helped mold me in laughter.

  • @duradim1
    @duradim1 Рік тому +4

    I'm sorry to say, that was refreshing!

  • @burkelong4376
    @burkelong4376 Рік тому +11

    His deadpan delivery and timing were impeccable.

  • @JulesLife
    @JulesLife 3 роки тому +29

    “Police warn that the woman is armed…, and chinned!”

  • @mayhemjr.803
    @mayhemjr.803 3 роки тому +10

    Lol....Rikki Lake.. three times!....Norm was savage!🤣😂😅

  • @mattscott2664
    @mattscott2664 5 років тому +59

    Al Bundy approves.

  • @micho5141
    @micho5141 5 років тому +64

    Hahahahah Imagine playing this to modern day fat Norm. I love Norm, btw.

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 роки тому +16

      Hey, he only gained that weight for a movie role.

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 3 роки тому +10

      @@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +1

      Dead norm?

  • @AcerTheEraser
    @AcerTheEraser Рік тому +3

    Tremendous compilation. Well done.

  • @lemo8986
    @lemo8986 2 роки тому +48

    Man, Norm MacDonald really was tons of fun.... a true heavy hitter in the world of comedy

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania Рік тому +1

      very useful comment

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r Рік тому

      My eyesight is not what it used to be. For a second I thought you said "a true heavy hitler in the world of comedy"

  • @charlesbyers6911
    @charlesbyers6911 Рік тому +9

    "Then she will eat a huge can of frosting!" I sure miss Norm.

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth Рік тому +16

    Rest in peace Norm. You were taken from us too soon, but I know you're knocking 'em dead up in heaven.

  • @monolithgeometry3221
    @monolithgeometry3221 5 років тому +25

    Only Mr. MacDonald could sell that "fat pig" line

  • @dennisadorno6721
    @dennisadorno6721 3 роки тому +22

    Norm was the best at delivering the punchline.......The right amount of.......pause.

  • @leew159
    @leew159 Рік тому +7

    The crazy thing is, Rosanne wouldn't even be considered fat in 2023.

  • @mattrickswayze2917
    @mattrickswayze2917 5 років тому +44

    Those Ricki Lake jokes were great.

  • @bluegreensubmarine
    @bluegreensubmarine 5 років тому +45

    Ricky Lake? More like Ricky Ocean 😂

    • @devo076
      @devo076 5 років тому

      Ricki*

    • @bluegreensubmarine
      @bluegreensubmarine 5 років тому +3

      devo076 whogivesashit*

    • @devo076
      @devo076 5 років тому

      @@bluegreensubmarine lots of people do, kiddo. You're not going to get anywhere in life being a lazy, illiterate slacker.

    • @bluegreensubmarine
      @bluegreensubmarine 5 років тому +2

      devo076 Names have different spellings and I’m not going to bother checking. Devo was a terrible band btw.

    • @devo076
      @devo076 5 років тому

      @@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person.
      Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!

  • @generalzod7959
    @generalzod7959 Рік тому +8

    Aw man, norm was awesome 👌

  • @gregunit155
    @gregunit155 3 роки тому +24

    Fat jokes are timeless.

    • @mrlevinielsen
      @mrlevinielsen Рік тому +2

      There’s a fat joke in there but I’m too lazy to think of one

  • @joemagyar7149
    @joemagyar7149 5 років тому +40

    Couldn't get away with this comedy today.

    • @Smokey66s
      @Smokey66s 3 роки тому +4

      Political correctness doesn’t have a sense of humor 🤡

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Рік тому +1

      I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.

    • @joemagyar7149
      @joemagyar7149 Рік тому

      @@jeffreym.8957 I've seen that episode it is old .

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 17 днів тому

      And yet here it is on UA-cam for all to see. So I guess we are still getting away with it!

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape 17 днів тому

      Sure you can, you just gotta have balls.

  • @Every_Day_islike_Sunday
    @Every_Day_islike_Sunday 3 роки тому +3

    Wow thanks for this!! Love it! And thanks for the Rifftrax uploads as well. Subscribed.

  • @davepedersen2115
    @davepedersen2115 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks for the laughs Norm. RIP

  • @davehire1433
    @davehire1433 3 роки тому +34

    Joan Rivers might have had the best Liz Taylor fat joke...”Her blood type is Ragu.”

    • @brendaschouten-beckett6448
      @brendaschouten-beckett6448 Рік тому +3

      Remember the one about Liz getting her ears pierced and gravy came out? Also Joan Rivers.😂

  • @SGFTI
    @SGFTI 3 роки тому +9

    I went to my doctor he told me "Open wide and say 'oink'."

  • @nateq5392
    @nateq5392 3 роки тому +24

    Pound for pound, these jokes carry a lot of weight!

  • @suefox6164
    @suefox6164 3 роки тому +25

    I love it when comedians are not afraid to tell the truth about people!😂

  • @edwardclark3575
    @edwardclark3575 3 роки тому +18

    It's funny cause Norm was good friends with Rosanne. They talked all the time and she used to go on his podcast a lot.

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 3 роки тому +6

      He was also a writer on her show before he went to SNL. I'm sure he knew her well enough to know she'd think it was funny too.

    • @purplemonkeydishwasher4241
      @purplemonkeydishwasher4241 3 роки тому +1

      She went on his podcast once.

    • @justusbowman
      @justusbowman Рік тому

      @@purplemonkeydishwasher4241She went on his podcast every day. To eat.

  • @Tetleyb
    @Tetleyb 3 роки тому +47

    Could you imagine these jokes today? The world would stop spinning.

    • @RadioRich100
      @RadioRich100 3 роки тому +7

      woud love it.

    • @armedhobo6398
      @armedhobo6398 Рік тому +1

      I don't think so. Unless you're implying an equal amount of fat people walked in the opposite direction to one another.

  • @mickeymcmoore5412
    @mickeymcmoore5412 Рік тому +2

    Every last one of these gems could not be done today.

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano 3 роки тому +8

    The Best Ever on Weekend Update!

  • @bradcurrie6706
    @bradcurrie6706 5 років тому +82

    When comedy was actually funny 😂

    • @Mike1614YT
      @Mike1614YT 4 роки тому +10

      translation: libs suck

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому

      The thirties?

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому

      @UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say

    • @GlorifiedTruth
      @GlorifiedTruth Рік тому

      "Ricki Lake is fat!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 3 роки тому +50

    Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.

    • @naturalfinish
      @naturalfinish 3 роки тому +2

      not really, at this time he was truly focused on the fat and lazy, the cancer stuff came years later

    • @guins99
      @guins99 3 роки тому +2

      Norm is the best, even Karen’s watch his content

    • @karenelizabeth1590
      @karenelizabeth1590 3 роки тому +4

      @@guins99 I gotta change my name. Maybe Norma.

  • @kolasom
    @kolasom Рік тому +2

    Good stuff!!
    Miss him a lot. 😢

  • @robpelick7460
    @robpelick7460 3 роки тому +27

    Today Norm would have to issue a public apology and be required to undergo "Fatslob Sensitivity Training"

    • @ShadowsOnTheScreen
      @ShadowsOnTheScreen Рік тому +5

      And he would never do it.

    • @anb7408
      @anb7408 Рік тому

      I believe Norm’s exact words to that required training would be “f*** off fatass!” LMAO

    • @user-hm5zb1qn6g
      @user-hm5zb1qn6g 5 днів тому

      The witches on The View brought him on to grovel for calling someone a ''r3t4rd."
      And that still wasn't good enough for the shyytweasel Jimmy Fallon, who cancelled what would have been Norm's last Tonight Show appearance because his staff were sheltering in their safe spaces after hearing the word, "r3t4rd."
      It's all so r3t4rded.

  • @atworkstation
    @atworkstation 10 місяців тому +6

    RIP Norm MacDonald (1959-2021)

  • @FunkyGOB
    @FunkyGOB Рік тому +3

    Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 3 місяці тому +5

    Any time Norm did "that" smile (such as at 3:52), he knew he'd trolled the audience big time!

  • @jymihawk2740
    @jymihawk2740 3 роки тому +7

    Ii miss norm already....his jokes are excellent

  • @PistolP33
    @PistolP33 11 днів тому +1

    Love these!!!

  • @danielmiller210
    @danielmiller210 Рік тому +7

    Damn Norm I sure miss you

  • @jeffbayne15
    @jeffbayne15 10 днів тому +1

    "Alright... I Could EAT!!!" Classic... These jokes are just as relevant today!

  • @solventtrapdotcom6676
    @solventtrapdotcom6676 3 роки тому +5

    Norm MacDonald did not die.
    He just went home.

  • @andrewcramer3690
    @andrewcramer3690 5 років тому +19

    That first Liz Taylor joke was SAVAGE!

    • @utapao74
      @utapao74 3 роки тому +1

      So was her appetite.

  • @ktwenter77
    @ktwenter77 5 днів тому +1

    God I miss Norm. He was the only good weekend update anchor. We lost one of the funniest men alive when he passed. RIP Norm.

  • @marcoevans2155
    @marcoevans2155 Рік тому +7

    Im perfectly slim and trim and find fat jokes hillarious.😂😂😂😂

  • @mvader7188
    @mvader7188 Рік тому +9

    Ate 9 pizzas...

  • @Appleholic1
    @Appleholic1 3 роки тому +8

    We miss you Norm.

  • @southpakrules
    @southpakrules 3 роки тому +81

    He’d never be able to tell these in 1930's Germany.

  • @fanatamon
    @fanatamon Рік тому +2

    I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.

  • @CraigP-n2h
    @CraigP-n2h 7 днів тому +1

    Norm, you were the best!!!!

  • @tonystone1016
    @tonystone1016 10 днів тому +2

    Back when people tuned unto SNL.

  • @ShinyHubCaps
    @ShinyHubCaps Рік тому +3

    I didn’t even know you could eat flowers

  • @KevinMiller1992
    @KevinMiller1992 3 роки тому +7

    RIP Norm

  • @user-hm5zb1qn6g
    @user-hm5zb1qn6g 5 днів тому

    What's funny is that Norm and Roseanne were great friends. He stood up for her when she got railroaded off her revived sitcom. And in her podcast she continues to speak fondly of him. I like to imagine Roseanne sitting at home laughing at Norm's excellent joke. I think he even wrote for the original version of the show.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 Рік тому +12

    04:04 Best one. Norm is a comedy God. RIP you Legend.

  • @Saanichian
    @Saanichian Рік тому +2

    As a person of girth, I find each and every one of these jokes to be extremely hilarious.

  • @jasonsullivan5827
    @jasonsullivan5827 Рік тому +3

    Boy I miss norm Mcdonald best weekend update person ever

  • @johnkaczinski468
    @johnkaczinski468 20 днів тому +6

    I miss Norm.

  • @DavyoInVegas
    @DavyoInVegas Рік тому +52

    It’s sad that not any of those type of jokes could be done today.

    • @Peter_Riis_DK
      @Peter_Riis_DK Рік тому +3

      Why not?

    • @catherinebirch2399
      @catherinebirch2399 Рік тому +7

      @@Peter_Riis_DK Because of the woke brigade. We aren't allowed to make fun of anyone now in case they get offended.

    • @deadlamp3345
      @deadlamp3345 Рік тому +2

      @@catherinebirch2399well he got fired back then too

    • @tommyhaynes9157
      @tommyhaynes9157 Рік тому +5

      I don't see anyone complaining....except you

    • @Peter_Riis_DK
      @Peter_Riis_DK Рік тому +3

      @@catherinebirch2399
      The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully.
      I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.

  • @fluhartz
    @fluhartz 3 роки тому +2

    He was so amazing

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem Рік тому +4

    this was hard to swallow...but i did it..with a side of lard.

  • @hughtravels929
    @hughtravels929 Рік тому

    best laugh I've had all week

  • @perrydear
    @perrydear 8 днів тому +1

    " However, Dr. Melman's wife....." too funny...

  • @davidbaise5137
    @davidbaise5137 Рік тому +3

    Best joke is about Richard Jewel. Norms delivery is 👍👍👍👍

  • @1olddirtroad
    @1olddirtroad 12 днів тому +2

    Norm was the Last Dangerous Comedian on SNL

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 3 роки тому +7

    3:56 I guiltily admit I laughed at this one.

  • @neebinmakwah349
    @neebinmakwah349 3 роки тому +6

    I'm still laughing...too funny.

  • @kenregan6308
    @kenregan6308 Рік тому

    Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.

  • @johndesmond9403
    @johndesmond9403 12 днів тому +1

    Classic Norm MacDonald! ❤🤣

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 Рік тому +8

    The one about Ricki lake losing 30 lb just so she could look pregnant was brutal!

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому +1

      And the only actual good joke in the lot.

    • @GlorifiedTruth
      @GlorifiedTruth Рік тому +1

      @@vangroover1903 Agreed, most of the jokes here are obvious and weak.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Рік тому

      @@GlorifiedTruth His batting average was never that great, but he did have a roguish charm.

  • @AimingWanderously
    @AimingWanderously 13 днів тому +2

    Actually laughed out loud at the Ricki Lake one about her going for the realistic pregnant look so she forced herself to lose 30 lbs. Norm was awesome.

  • @earlofmar7987
    @earlofmar7987 6 днів тому +1

    Good ole Norm, letting the fat fly.

  • @celestialscripture
    @celestialscripture 3 роки тому +12

    The joke about cavemen was tops.

  • @PenguinDust1969
    @PenguinDust1969 2 місяці тому +4

    [3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.

    • @dakotakoll-is3rg
      @dakotakoll-is3rg 27 днів тому +1

      So sad, so true. I've obviously never known the man but I feel deep sorrow for the loss of this brilliance

  • @philbrown1474
    @philbrown1474 3 роки тому +3

    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

  • @sheanroche2548
    @sheanroche2548 Рік тому

    so good, thank you norm

  • @Phobero
    @Phobero 3 роки тому +10

    I'm a fat pig and I laughed all the way to my sty. "Oink oink oink!"

  • @MrTomengle
    @MrTomengle Рік тому +3

    Best years of SNL. Hasnt been as funny since.

  • @nomandad2000
    @nomandad2000 3 роки тому +16

    Man holy cow! He’d never be able to tell these in today’s climate!

  • @Hezfree
    @Hezfree Рік тому +2

    Forgot just how wickedly funny he was. RIP

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 5 днів тому +1

    I'm a deeply closeted fat person. I am deeply closeted because I am too fat to fit through the doors... nah, just kidding. I am too lazy to move.

  • @farnumbp
    @farnumbp 3 роки тому +13

    This was from when humor was actually funny.

  • @JuanAvo27
    @JuanAvo27 15 днів тому +2

    They’re eating the dogs…!

  • @drewpackman2929
    @drewpackman2929 11 днів тому

    All very cogent for the times. Miss you Norm.

  • @jimthomas1989
    @jimthomas1989 10 днів тому +1

    Hey Norm , stop smoking because it may cause cancer , What ? Oh he quit !

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 8 днів тому

      He used to smoke, but he doesn't smoke anymore.