Is This How Men REALLY Think??

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  • @TheCommentsSection
    @TheCommentsSection  2 роки тому +24212

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    • @fatboy3874
      @fatboy3874 2 роки тому +158

      Yes 100% it's weird af at an event I wait till I go home cause fuck being that close

    • @bigelmaster4864
      @bigelmaster4864 2 роки тому +41

      Yes 100 percent

    • @skotttownzend5170
      @skotttownzend5170 2 роки тому +38

      Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment!
      Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.

    • @SheshadriK-os2du
      @SheshadriK-os2du 2 роки тому +15

      @@skotttownzend5170 I would be go to the loo within a flash

    • @michaelbush1374
      @michaelbush1374 2 роки тому +40

      I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.

  • @TheHarrie93
    @TheHarrie93 2 роки тому +401398

    There's no thinking involved, it's just instinct.

  • @Trenton-om9qs
    @Trenton-om9qs Рік тому +16066

    We aren't taught this. It's just instinct

    • @brianr5919
      @brianr5919 Рік тому +132

      100%

    • @icezyco1d
      @icezyco1d Рік тому +122

      That's fax, no printer

    • @kalebturner
      @kalebturner Рік тому +20

      She has the same turtle beach headset as me

    • @blacky8987
      @blacky8987 Рік тому +22

      damn thanls god im not the only one who thinks all that no one teach me that too

    • @BlueT521
      @BlueT521 Рік тому +4

      Yes

  • @emersondavis3284
    @emersondavis3284 Місяць тому +978

    The worst part is that in order to even get in the last scenario, someone had to make the wrong decision.

    • @DarkROSkull013
      @DarkROSkull013 25 днів тому +8

      Needs more likes.

    • @FastEvan47
      @FastEvan47 22 дні тому +23

      Exactly, so you’re trying to make the best out of someone else’s bad decision.

    • @Verebazs
      @Verebazs 19 днів тому +24

      Not necessarily. It's possible, that was the only free urinal at the time he got there, and one got freed before he finished and you arrived. These places can be busy.

    • @5Gburn
      @5Gburn 19 днів тому +1

      They realllly had to go 😂

    • @jeanseguiver2809
      @jeanseguiver2809 18 днів тому

      The second guy on the left was the one that made the bad decision.

  • @Henk-km6hy
    @Henk-km6hy 23 дні тому +531

    At level 4 you wait till someone leaves

    • @tb7771
      @tb7771 17 днів тому +29

      Or use the stall.

    • @1SnuffySmith
      @1SnuffySmith 17 днів тому +8

      Nah, because then somebody comes from behind you and takes the open urinal; they have no shame, just a full bladder.

    • @bar506
      @bar506 17 днів тому +2

      At lever 4 someone made the wrong move cause now there are 3 usable instead of 4 😂

    • @stevanrichards1483
      @stevanrichards1483 16 днів тому

      Agreed

    • @arkadejones2271
      @arkadejones2271 13 днів тому +1

      At a certain point you have to just go. Sporting events, for example. There are too many people and a line behind you.

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools 9 місяців тому +10422

    *If there's three urinals, there's two urinals.*

    • @endersword516
      @endersword516 8 місяців тому +269

      or 1

    • @thex3van
      @thex3van 8 місяців тому +395

      ​@@endersword516if someone makes a bad decision then yea

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 8 місяців тому

      If one dickbag goes for middle, there is 1

    • @thex3van
      @thex3van 8 місяців тому +97

      @@FunkyLemon bro if the edges are filled you take a stall or wait u never go in the middld

    • @NyteOfNights
      @NyteOfNights 8 місяців тому +13

      I take the middle

  • @djmac206
    @djmac206 Рік тому +14167

    That last one is a, "Nevermind imma use the bathroom stalls."

    • @plupster
      @plupster Рік тому +292

      Legittt

    • @reverseengineeredbot3387
      @reverseengineeredbot3387 Рік тому +570

      This is the only correct answer for any stage past level 1

    • @djmac206
      @djmac206 Рік тому +53

      @@reverseengineeredbot3387 fr

    • @shaggy4899
      @shaggy4899 Рік тому +482

      I use the toilet to pee as a male. I literally can not pee under the "pressure" of someone next to me. It doesn't happen

    • @Vo1c3
      @Vo1c3 Рік тому +4

      Nah it’s ahh yeah

  • @jere1124
    @jere1124 6 днів тому +17

    Level 5: wait until someone is done

  • @darrens3494
    @darrens3494 18 днів тому +95

    We don't even think, it's just natural instinct 😂

  • @Perryhartley
    @Perryhartley Рік тому +5760

    That last one is a, "nevermind I don't actually need to go"

  • @rasheed9705
    @rasheed9705 Рік тому +44732

    It gets more complicated when there's a short urinal, it fucks up the algorithm.

    • @anml9962
      @anml9962 Рік тому +960

      That's funny

    • @matthewsawford
      @matthewsawford Рік тому +2364

      I always use the shorter urinals because they're clearly put lower to accommodate the bigger man. 💪🏻

    • @Unexplained65
      @Unexplained65 Рік тому +804

      Short urinals mean i piss everywhere... im 6'4 and something goes wrong at this juncture

    • @Unexplained65
      @Unexplained65 Рік тому +353

      @@matthewsawford you mean theyre for toddlers

    • @justjabari6430
      @justjabari6430 Рік тому +191

      @@Unexplained65 Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?

  • @HateDietPepsi
    @HateDietPepsi 9 днів тому +13

    Dudes always avoid getting too close to each other. It's instinct.

    • @hassassinator8858
      @hassassinator8858 2 дні тому

      And then I get flamed when I say I don't like watching gay love stories (looking at you, TLOU)

  • @Dave-mv8dl
    @Dave-mv8dl Місяць тому +19

    and whatever you do, DO NOT make eye contact or say anything whatsoever

  • @aidancampbell7935
    @aidancampbell7935 Рік тому +3939

    Every man will answer exactly as this man has done.

    • @asymsolutions
      @asymsolutions Рік тому +90

      I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me.
      Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.

    • @aidancampbell7935
      @aidancampbell7935 Рік тому +69

      @@asymsolutions This is the true sigma male response. Pee in close proximity to assert your dominance.

    • @rivahoff
      @rivahoff 11 місяців тому +4

      Nah I just pee mindlessly.

    • @mjshortstay609
      @mjshortstay609 11 місяців тому +1

      Apart from the first one, no need to go all the way to the right, as long as there is at least one person gap then all good

    • @123ADITYABAGARIA
      @123ADITYABAGARIA 11 місяців тому +5

      Actually m one of those ppl who would go to the stall on the last one

  • @darkbringer1440
    @darkbringer1440 2 роки тому +42170

    This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.

    • @screenshoted9844
      @screenshoted9844 2 роки тому +729

      I think we all learned it over time

    • @spudbencer7179
      @spudbencer7179 2 роки тому +113

      Exactly

    • @rhuet40
      @rhuet40 2 роки тому +1760

      @@screenshoted9844 lies there’s always that one guy who’s apparently never learned this skill and goes right next to you

    • @Domab.
      @Domab. 2 роки тому +330

      @@rhuet40 so true

    • @lancerischar4165
      @lancerischar4165 2 роки тому +25

      Truth

  • @sam.houseworth
    @sam.houseworth 16 днів тому +6

    Level 5 is Washing Your Hands until another urinal opens up

  • @zonamc5924
    @zonamc5924 20 днів тому +6

    It's automatic no thinking involved

  • @chinuaachebe6860
    @chinuaachebe6860 Рік тому +2588

    When the bathrooms empty and some dude uses the urinal right next to you
    Me: wtf's this guys problem?

  • @imnotyourbuddyguy9713
    @imnotyourbuddyguy9713 2 роки тому +29536

    100% true this is EXACTLY what i think about as a guy.

  • @PapiJack
    @PapiJack 27 днів тому +12

    100%
    When all the choices are equally bad you choose the one closer to the exit door!

    • @beerosaurusrex
      @beerosaurusrex 15 днів тому +1

      Or whichever one has less exposure. Sometimes taking the one closest to the door means you're half exposed to the line waiting (eg at sports events).

  • @mickeyrube6623
    @mickeyrube6623 27 днів тому +73

    "Mental gynastics"
    Dafuq? It's called being considerate.

    • @Devilofdoom
      @Devilofdoom 9 днів тому +3

      If you took the cubicles away and just had plain sight toilets, then 100% Woman would do the same thing.

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 4 дні тому

      Remember, women aren't that bright, so the most basic of things might seem extremely difficult.

  • @izzy5415
    @izzy5415 Рік тому +2433

    "If there are 2 urinals, there's 1 urinal"
    -me

    • @Mathematica_EtHistoria
      @Mathematica_EtHistoria Рік тому +78

      If there 5 theres actually 2 or 3

    • @Machineheadtim
      @Machineheadtim Рік тому +47

      Unless there is a good divider(s) there is only a fraction of the amount of urinals

    • @SmileWideBuddy
      @SmileWideBuddy Рік тому +38

      "If there are 100 urinals, there are 50 urinals"

    • @spiderymantis4226
      @spiderymantis4226 Рік тому +29

      The schools 3 urinal setup it something else, don't wanna be caught lacking in the gay one

    • @mickvaulsack
      @mickvaulsack Рік тому +3

      If theres no urinals pee in the toilet

  • @peanutofficial23
    @peanutofficial23 Рік тому +1567

    "Do men actually take this seriously?"
    Yes. Yes we do

  • @Twostrokejoe
    @Twostrokejoe 15 днів тому +11

    only if there's no divider. dividers make any urinal safe, but you still want distance if you have the option.

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 15 днів тому +3

    I was using the urinal at a quik trip ... most of them were unoccupied but some foreign dude was standing ten feet behind me, I glared at him and yelled, " Use the others! It's not a line! "
    He went from impatient to embarrassed but I hope he learned the lesson.
    I told the idiot to never to do that in a public restroom ever again.
    He just looked sheepishly at the ground.

  • @benisgonefishing405
    @benisgonefishing405 2 роки тому +7625

    As a male viewer I can certify that this is 100% accurate.

    • @mrlolmaster1019
      @mrlolmaster1019 2 роки тому +17

      Brett and everyone involved in this channel and the viewers are all men, were all sick cants if we want to be brah, we all got a bit of zyzz in us

    • @landonv8641
      @landonv8641 2 роки тому +25

      I can confirm that the last 3 you simply wait for an opening

    • @adamvongphakdy9497
      @adamvongphakdy9497 2 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @LindseyDisney
      @LindseyDisney 2 роки тому +13

      Maybe they should put separators in between the urinals.

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel 2 роки тому +23

      @@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵

  • @jlawson7204
    @jlawson7204 Рік тому +2835

    Always stare at the person next to you to establish dominance.

  • @martinandersen1351
    @martinandersen1351 21 день тому +40

    I always go next to people and then
    make eyecontact with them while I'm
    smiling from ear to ear like the Joker.

    • @BigJohnLXV
      @BigJohnLXV 18 днів тому +10

      yes, we get it - some men just want to watch the world burn

    • @priestesslucy3299
      @priestesslucy3299 16 днів тому +4

      ​@@BigJohnLXV We live in a society

    • @MrNyathi1
      @MrNyathi1 16 днів тому +2

      I have an irrational fear aggression response to creepy clowns. But you should be okay if you're not wearing the makeup.

    • @BigJohnLXV
      @BigJohnLXV 16 днів тому +2

      ​@@priestesslucy3299 even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety!

    • @larooagarbo2785
      @larooagarbo2785 12 днів тому

      Lol my brother says he takes the urinal closest to the scariest looking dude and starts talking to him and asking questions 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sterobinson561
    @sterobinson561 9 днів тому +1

    God she’s beautiful that smiles just perfect and seems really genuine like her entire face smiles not just her mouth

  • @Rowan4Christ
    @Rowan4Christ 3 місяці тому +2428

    When there are dividers, the rules still apply

    • @The_ex-atheistwk6tv
      @The_ex-atheistwk6tv 3 місяці тому +46

      Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.

    • @Xerox594
      @Xerox594 3 місяці тому +26

      Right cus its not about seeing anything, it's just about how close you are to someone when peeing

    • @jameswest9261
      @jameswest9261 3 місяці тому +9

      I'm confused, I thought today's ladies room had urinals? For those "LADIES" who still stand to piss.

    • @charlie8344
      @charlie8344 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@jameswest9261it's for their sons lol

    • @SlRNIGHTINGALE
      @SlRNIGHTINGALE 3 місяці тому +1

      Yup

  • @jaychristensen7601
    @jaychristensen7601 4 місяці тому +1335

    He's forgetting the "leave and try again later" option.

    • @Glitch-Out
      @Glitch-Out 4 місяці тому +12

      Bro 😂

    • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
      @JoaoSoares-rs6ec 4 місяці тому +9

      If possible

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 місяці тому +17

      True. And the ‘obstinately waiting for the stall’ option - even if it appears the guy currently in there has passed out

    • @SA-xf1eb
      @SA-xf1eb 4 місяці тому +4

      There's gotta be a tree around somewhere

    • @zachbase1124
      @zachbase1124 4 місяці тому

      BINGO

  • @isaac5446
    @isaac5446 14 днів тому +1

    We don't think it about it, it just happens

  • @SpideMan117
    @SpideMan117 28 днів тому +6

    Yes, we all have to think that😂😂

  • @scottgoldfarb95
    @scottgoldfarb95 Рік тому +2223

    Women always have to go to the bathroom as a group. Men want to be as far away from one another as humanly possible. We are not the same

    • @jedaiahward6781
      @jedaiahward6781 Рік тому +36

      Facts

    • @canadiansoviet
      @canadiansoviet Рік тому +2

      Why do women have to shìt collectively in a group stall ?

    • @crackheadadventures
      @crackheadadventures Рік тому +128

      I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst.
      I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"

    • @hassanakhter6120
      @hassanakhter6120 Рік тому +26

      Yeah! because we guys, if we are too close we just start comparing our sizes

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 Рік тому +68

      @@hassanakhter6120
      Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.

  • @SoulFistGaming
    @SoulFistGaming Рік тому +1242

    That last one is an immediate "use the stalls" moment

    • @DTrumpWon2024
      @DTrumpWon2024 Рік тому +12

      very true especially when there is only 2 urinals lol

    • @Redditor6079
      @Redditor6079 Рік тому +11

      But then you realize all the stalls are being blown up by contractors. Nothing like the morning shits.

    • @chiefgilray
      @chiefgilray Рік тому

      And have a nice sit down pee

    • @bojovnik6310
      @bojovnik6310 Рік тому +2

      The last one is for me to wait for one or 2 to leave or go to the stalls if one is available

    • @dontsubscribe4255
      @dontsubscribe4255 Рік тому +3

      I wouldn’t even be looking at the urinal if the stalls were open

  • @osaarisaac1322
    @osaarisaac1322 18 днів тому +5

    this is straight up high level strategical thinking

    • @elvenkind6072
      @elvenkind6072 9 днів тому

      There's seriously not much thinking about it, it's just intuitive action, like when finding somewhere to sit on a bus. FAR MORE options, but at least where I live, people would think of you as a creep or a retard or perhaps criminal, at least with intentions of crime - IF you go sit next to the only other person on the bus.

  • @mrreemann3739
    @mrreemann3739 12 днів тому +2

    True but it all goes out the window in stadium events or concerts with lots of beer... all bets are off! 😂😂

  • @WalkinChristum
    @WalkinChristum Рік тому +3900

    As man, I can confirm that this is 100% true, it's like playing 7d chess

    • @puest-uo4lr
      @puest-uo4lr Рік тому

      I HAVE AIDS

    • @FlashArc
      @FlashArc Рік тому +11

      1 comment
      , but where's the comment??? Is it hidden????

    • @YoPierre1
      @YoPierre1 Рік тому +17

      Yes but the later stages I would just wait unless I am about to piss my pants tw

    • @zermon_ghostyt4060
      @zermon_ghostyt4060 Рік тому +7

      Yes about 7ds in the room for sure

    • @nutsbdragon9292
      @nutsbdragon9292 Рік тому +1

      Sucks when theres only 6 and its after break or lunch at work.

  • @Gallentecitizen1
    @Gallentecitizen1 2 роки тому +5644

    "Is that something you guys have to actually think about?"
    Not really, it's second nature.

  • @Arai503
    @Arai503 3 дні тому

    "Is that something you guys actually have to think about?" Not really, it's usually just instinct.

  • @stevenwallace773
    @stevenwallace773 9 днів тому

    The only time this doesn't come into play is if there is a line for the bathroom (at a concert, etc), because the pressure mounts and it becomes both impossible to justify to the people behind you why you're waiting when there are available spots, and it also becomes unnecessary to justify it because the potential for judgement is automatically waived in that scenario

  • @63brennan
    @63brennan 9 місяців тому +1874

    The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.

    • @mr.smitty1993
      @mr.smitty1993 9 місяців тому +95

      If a sound is to be uttered, it’s a simple “whew!” to acknowledge that someone really stank it up.

    • @nic5250
      @nic5250 9 місяців тому +11

      Nah that’s silly, if you hold the door open for me imma say thank you or whatever 😂

    • @YouTube_OriginalViewer
      @YouTube_OriginalViewer 9 місяців тому +52

      It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing

    • @morgand3618
      @morgand3618 9 місяців тому +19

      lol the women's room gets loud especially at schools

    • @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff
      @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff 9 місяців тому +16

      At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”

  • @DemoDick1
    @DemoDick1 Рік тому +942

    It’s called urinal etiquette. And it’s important.

  • @yungslim93
    @yungslim93 23 дні тому +6

    Skip and go straight to the stall.

  • @BushcraftingBogan
    @BushcraftingBogan Рік тому +1246

    Yes. This is Bro Code Etiquette.
    I'll also add, "No Talking" and "Eyes forward at all times".

    • @sonorangaming4450
      @sonorangaming4450 Рік тому +17

      Depends on your job. In the military, we had no issues talking at the urinals.

    • @cpmow831
      @cpmow831 Рік тому +18

      @@sonorangaming4450 also, NO TALKING

    • @joaquimmatabelejr3074
      @joaquimmatabelejr3074 Рік тому +5

      HAND COVER......

    • @mrspicolli
      @mrspicolli Рік тому +3

      @@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗

    • @mrbojangles4155
      @mrbojangles4155 Рік тому +1

      And NO SHAKING

  • @Smiley-of2jh
    @Smiley-of2jh Рік тому +1862

    *There are three urinals*
    Insane guy: *goes in the middle*
    Next guy: “Oh that son of a-“

    • @parkerschindel3506
      @parkerschindel3506 Рік тому +71

      Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.

    • @Ghost-bk1mo
      @Ghost-bk1mo Рік тому +112

      *asserts dominance by taking middle*

    • @nuclearpotato251
      @nuclearpotato251 Рік тому +16

      Yeah if the urinals are full I just use the toilet

    • @redox-jg3gu
      @redox-jg3gu Рік тому

      Yea we do lol

    • @sequinmichellefootdoggy622
      @sequinmichellefootdoggy622 Рік тому

      Lmfao

  • @mikemiggallagher1909
    @mikemiggallagher1909 5 днів тому

    Not only must you consider your privacy, you must think about what the dude you just pulled up next to is thinking.

  • @ainslykirton2590
    @ainslykirton2590 9 днів тому +1

    Level 4 is wrong. It does matter which end. You take the side that is opposite your holding hand.
    This sets the holding hand up to block.

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools Рік тому +1656

    "Is that something you guys have to actually think about?"
    No, everything was already calculated the moment we enter the restroom.

    • @kalvonlaas1977
      @kalvonlaas1977 Рік тому +12

      🤣😂🤣

    • @blakdrago7202
      @blakdrago7202 Рік тому +14

      Facts

    • @anuaracevedo9051
      @anuaracevedo9051 Рік тому +21

      It's called instinct

    • @ChickFenwick
      @ChickFenwick Рік тому +7

      Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)

    • @jdminn4
      @jdminn4 Рік тому +4

      ​@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).

  • @kerbylumod8136
    @kerbylumod8136 Рік тому +1865

    Level 5: *go's to the stall locked the door and pee in the toilet*

    • @imanjx2914
      @imanjx2914 Рік тому +17

      Ah yes...this is it

    • @potatoguy5428
      @potatoguy5428 Рік тому +3

      Yes

    • @miketuckerman5
      @miketuckerman5 Рік тому +24

      Stall etiquette around here seems to be that you don’t need to worry about the toilet. The floor is fine.

    • @Nick-Bel
      @Nick-Bel Рік тому +33

      I do that in every Level

    • @ultrax5083
      @ultrax5083 Рік тому +26

      @@Nick-Bel same i don’t feel comfortable in those urinals

  • @Jayhawker2000
    @Jayhawker2000 10 днів тому

    If I walked into the bathroom and saw the example from Level 3, I'd think, "What the hell is wrong with these people?"

  • @Goat.Herder
    @Goat.Herder Рік тому +1190

    And if you HAVE to pee next to someone there is an unspoken rule. You do not, under any circumstances, look away from the wall in front of you 😐

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 Рік тому +1474

    "Do men really think this way??"
    No, we don't think about this, we're built to do it on Ultra Instinct mode.

  • @jacobmayer8916
    @jacobmayer8916 6 днів тому

    I don’t want to stand next to somebody while pissing, if I can’t achieve that I’ll just use a stall 😂

  • @alexeiutgoff7955
    @alexeiutgoff7955 2 роки тому +2291

    Bringing up the real topics. The struggles we go through.

    • @yeetproductionsbah3809
      @yeetproductionsbah3809 2 роки тому +17

      This is the Cleveland Show

    • @its-me-here
      @its-me-here 2 роки тому +15

      All this happens subconsciously. Never thought about it before ... but it's true. Even outside I stay a certain distance from others.

    • @jaimieweisbergthehippo4
      @jaimieweisbergthehippo4 2 роки тому +5

      the army and military who are killed everyday and get only 1 day and a month thats not even known:

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 2 роки тому

      Do you mean:
      "No matter how you jiggle
      No matter how you dance;
      The last few drops will always end up
      Right inside your pants."?
      If so, there's a solution:
      "So grab some paperproduct,
      To give your tip a squeeze.
      So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."

    • @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz
      @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz 2 роки тому +2

      Stall all the way

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 Рік тому +837

    The interesting thing is: no one taught us to do this. We all just figured it out instinctively.

    • @noeplug6953
      @noeplug6953 Рік тому +10

      True

    • @MrMetra101
      @MrMetra101 Рік тому +8

      Almost guaranteed rooted in elementary school

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin Рік тому +4

      ​​@@MrMetra101 the place where you learn things by yourself without any teachers or parents
      The restrooms i mean

    • @andreiwindstorm
      @andreiwindstorm Рік тому

      Yes, through intelligence and wisdom 😂

    • @Spud500
      @Spud500 Рік тому +1

      I just realized that, I think it's just experience

  • @drkcobra
    @drkcobra 14 днів тому +1

    Level 4 you listen for the guy who's almost done and walk slowly. Level 5, you hope the 3rd guy from the left is the one nearly finished...
    And always stare straight ahead or up. Up is better, you can pretend relief.

  • @rachels.8866
    @rachels.8866 4 дні тому

    I’m a woman and think like this when picking a stall.

  • @PeterTheBoredOne
    @PeterTheBoredOne Рік тому +1434

    Roses are red,
    I need to make a call,
    No matter how many urinals are free,
    I'm going to a stall

    • @PAKallman
      @PAKallman Рік тому +24

      LMAO bruh

    • @lukemcfarlane4774
      @lukemcfarlane4774 Рік тому +20

      same haha

    • @BlueBlacy
      @BlueBlacy Рік тому +52

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If there no stalls
      What will you do?

    • @nicks3766
      @nicks3766 Рік тому +23

      ​@@BlueBlacy find a different bathroom haha

    • @PeterTheBoredOne
      @PeterTheBoredOne Рік тому +25

      @@BlueBlacy
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      If there are no stalls
      Imma hold in my pee or poo

  • @kperson4560
    @kperson4560 5 місяців тому +680

    Also don't talk to me. It's bad enough I'm in a public restroom

    • @jamesdalton3082
      @jamesdalton3082 4 місяці тому +12

      Once had a guy next to me introduce himself and TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND! I just looked at his hand and said, "DUDE, NO!"

    • @Light_Of_Elohim
      @Light_Of_Elohim 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@jamesdalton3082 Haha, he was trolling.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 4 місяці тому +1

      Hi, how you doing. How's it hanging.

    • @aagupta8074
      @aagupta8074 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂​@@timesthree5757

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 місяці тому +2

      There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀

  • @boosbeest1146
    @boosbeest1146 9 днів тому

    The worst part is when you are waiting for a while until it's your turn. You really have to go but it just won't work with all these people around you. After standing there for a while, just close the fly and pretend you are done. You are better of waiting for the normal toilet, and hold your breath for 30 seconds.

  • @HaloDude321
    @HaloDude321 8 днів тому

    Don't have to think about it, it comes naturally.

  • @GingyNinjyy
    @GingyNinjyy Рік тому +2313

    Imagine as a girl, there are toilets with no walls, that are within inches of one another. You would 100% have the same thoughts

    • @IDontDoDrumCovers
      @IDontDoDrumCovers Рік тому +70

      Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation.
      How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.

    • @i_exist1872
      @i_exist1872 Рік тому +4

      yeah

    • @yurimaximus6528
      @yurimaximus6528 Рік тому +35

      this women is just reinforcing difference between men and women, totally unnecessary 😢

    • @eddiewinehosen6665
      @eddiewinehosen6665 Рік тому +21

      @@yurimaximus6528 WomAn* Just as it is MAN=singular, MEN=Plural it's woMAN=singular, woMEN=plural.

    • @watyer2191
      @watyer2191 Рік тому +14

      Ikr I thought that it’s like not that hard to put yourself in the shoes of the guys lol

  • @gnosticnomad8389
    @gnosticnomad8389 5 місяців тому +535

    The last one is called checkmate

    • @mmmaclovin
      @mmmaclovin 4 місяці тому +21

      Go to stall

    • @wightboy12345
      @wightboy12345 4 місяці тому

      Actually played a flash game version of this and the answer for one level was to click the door and leave.

    • @nationalsocialism3504
      @nationalsocialism3504 4 місяці тому

      Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough

    • @eugeneshek7173
      @eugeneshek7173 4 місяці тому

      Go wash hands and hopefully the right combination forms.

  • @Matti_Mu
    @Matti_Mu 7 днів тому

    The last one is a "ahh I have to shit nvm"

  • @josephlarsen
    @josephlarsen 7 днів тому

    the worst case is when there's obviously a right answer and instead someone comes and stands next to you. Yikes. I'm standing next to a psychopath.

  • @bylebree4842
    @bylebree4842 Рік тому +360

    Level 5 is definitely a “Yeah I’ll come back later”

  • @DeepSpaceNinja
    @DeepSpaceNinja 2 роки тому +1047

    Also no eye contact, you look straight ahead. No talking but whistling is fine.

    • @waterdamnaged
      @waterdamnaged 2 роки тому +101

      No. Absolute Silence. The whistler is a distraction.

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 2 роки тому +15

      No talking? I can tell you've never been out to a bar in your life.

    • @crealkillr
      @crealkillr 2 роки тому +11

      I would say just pee and get out. I dont want to breath that toxic air any longer than i have to. I wouldnt whistle

    • @willek1335
      @willek1335 2 роки тому +9

      @@Guitarisforgrins I can tell you've never been to the internet before.

    • @Guitarisforgrins
      @Guitarisforgrins 2 роки тому +3

      @@willek1335 Oh really? How's that exactly?

  • @generalrabid9572
    @generalrabid9572 14 днів тому +1

    I have, like, a comfort bubble around me (dunno how 2 describe it) that I don't like strangers going into. Similarly I would not like to do that to other people.

  • @mypfpisgay.6322
    @mypfpisgay.6322 Рік тому +1800

    Her: "He's probably out cheating on me again"
    Him:

  • @thycheeselord155
    @thycheeselord155 Рік тому +602

    "Is this what men actually do"
    Yes it's life or death 💀

  • @alekazam1870
    @alekazam1870 10 днів тому

    Rule 1 of the urinal: Never willingly take the space directly next to someone else

  • @ohsosmooth01
    @ohsosmooth01 5 днів тому

    We don't have to think about it. We just do...

  • @firefightszz
    @firefightszz Рік тому +547

    When there’s a level 5 situation, switch to the stall for maximum privacy.

  • @Tony52308
    @Tony52308 2 роки тому +509

    1000% accurate. Men everyday make this calculation in less than a second.

    • @joud1436
      @joud1436 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 i don’t know why this so funny

    • @that_one_kid4280
      @that_one_kid4280 2 роки тому +2

      As a woman I already knew this but idk how I know 🤨

    • @FlashArc
      @FlashArc Рік тому +3

      This is why men are better, no task can't be broken down and explained, and the calculations done quickly and efficiently.

  • @Antler_crazy
    @Antler_crazy 8 днів тому +1

    Yeah my brain works like that too

  • @kAY-yl5en
    @kAY-yl5en 7 днів тому

    I entered my washroom to find people occupying alternate slots. I simply waited for one of them to open up

  • @flag8orfan62
    @flag8orfan62 9 місяців тому +420

    It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.

    • @jaidenbrink
      @jaidenbrink 8 місяців тому +9

      I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.

    • @obsidianet
      @obsidianet 8 місяців тому +4

      @@jaidenbrinkI was just going to say the trough. The last time I used one, I swore I pissed all over myself but apparently not.

    • @davidt1621
      @davidt1621 8 місяців тому +1

      He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.

    • @TheWutangclan1995
      @TheWutangclan1995 8 місяців тому

      @@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.

    • @zack9777
      @zack9777 8 місяців тому

      @@jaidenbrinksoilder field or wrigley?

  • @CrowFuu
    @CrowFuu 2 роки тому +514

    Level 100: "Piss on the biggest guy to establish dominance."

    • @metas1779
      @metas1779 2 роки тому +30

      Power move

    • @deicide7751
      @deicide7751 2 роки тому +7

      damn bro im gonna try this so I can become an alpha

    • @hiddenrambo328
      @hiddenrambo328 2 роки тому +11

      Consciousness Level 0 achieved after biggest guy turns around.

    • @daxidol1447
      @daxidol1447 2 роки тому +12

      Risky move if they're into it.

    • @allmight8127
      @allmight8127 2 роки тому +1

      This caught me off gaurd hahah I was reading it so casually then bam! biggest guy, dominance

  • @Thevett
    @Thevett 11 днів тому

    Absolutely this is how you use a restroom as a male.

  • @andrewcompton2524
    @andrewcompton2524 16 днів тому +1

    What can I say, it’s a struggle us men all face.

  • @TheRealPaul_Morphy
    @TheRealPaul_Morphy 5 місяців тому +320

    It's not something that men consciously think about, but it is something that all men intuitively understand.

    • @darrennew8211
      @darrennew8211 4 місяці тому +9

      I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and
      she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even
      know it's a question.

    • @nickchalmers9000
      @nickchalmers9000 4 місяці тому

      Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.

    • @IcemanDevil66
      @IcemanDevil66 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly!

  • @BackyardBeatings
    @BackyardBeatings 2 місяці тому +621

    Is that how it works? Yes
    Do we think about it? No

  • @shanecovey8680
    @shanecovey8680 11 днів тому

    These poor souls would probably be horrified at the thought of drunk idiots at a rock concert sharing urinals 😂

  • @samfleming1648
    @samfleming1648 9 днів тому

    I've never had to think about it. I just go in the stall. Biggest life hack in the century.

  • @nickjamez4279
    @nickjamez4279 12 днів тому

    Facts. It drives me nuts when someone screws this up

  • @heroicsquirrel3195
    @heroicsquirrel3195 Рік тому +1224

    This is accurate af, there’s no awkwardness or anything it’s just about privacy and respect

  • @josephcantarelli7040
    @josephcantarelli7040 Рік тому +440

    As a proud member of the male community, this is a no-brainer, just basic instinct. Social distancing never ends for men.

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla Рік тому

      Damn you tried to steal the top comment too? You all are goofy.

    • @josephcantarelli7040
      @josephcantarelli7040 Рік тому

      @𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖔 𝕻𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆 it's still a fact, my g. Now kindly shut up and go complain somewhere else.

    • @Eric2XD
      @Eric2XD Рік тому +8

      @@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 Рік тому +1

      ​@@DracoPadillano, it's just that it *is* an instinct.

    • @josephcantarelli7040
      @josephcantarelli7040 Рік тому +1

      @Eric Lin nah, he just got no friends, so he got nothing better to do

  • @tmmle7
    @tmmle7 9 днів тому

    This also applies to choosing a gym treadmill

  • @LutherTheOne
    @LutherTheOne 7 днів тому

    Yes of course ,we all turn into einsteins as soon as we step thru the bathroom door

  • @LastGunslinger1
    @LastGunslinger1 9 місяців тому +407

    Very real, the other rule is no verbal communication whatsoever.

    • @chainuser1774
      @chainuser1774 8 місяців тому +11

      Yes. It irritates me when men don't follow urinal etiquette. You always wonder what happened in there life to lead them in that misguided direction.

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 8 місяців тому +12

      One time a guy farted next to me and i said "gesuntdheit" and he thanked me

    • @fnowat
      @fnowat 8 місяців тому +3

      I feel that words are only acceptable at the sink, post movement

    • @TELBOYO10
      @TELBOYO10 8 місяців тому +3

      Definitely no eye contact

    • @jakecollin5499
      @jakecollin5499 8 місяців тому

      I only talk when someone looks really uncomfortable just to really layer on the awkwardness

  • @connorallgood0922
    @connorallgood0922 4 дні тому

    We don't have to think, it just happens.Walk in and my body naturally goes to the spot with no people or the least people.

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide 12 днів тому

    The worst is when you work with someone who is an absolute menace and *intentionally* chooses the middle of 3 urinals. We have all met a version of this man and he is not to be trusted.

  • @lowonairadventures
    @lowonairadventures Рік тому +1282

    This is 100% accurate lol, sometimes if it’s too crowded you have to use a stall, even with open urinals 😂

    • @RestlessWandererOriginal
      @RestlessWandererOriginal Рік тому +4

      Lol , true 😂

    • @17Liberty76
      @17Liberty76 Рік тому +18

      I would use the floor drain before I use a urinal adjacent to one already in use

    • @9kaseyrowe
      @9kaseyrowe Рік тому +11

      My papaw had a game like this on his work computer growing up and I played it all the time and now I cannot think of anything else whenever I go into the bathroom. In the game if you chose the wrong one the people would turn around and beat you up.

    • @slavefeet57
      @slavefeet57 Рік тому +2

      That! The very last one you just go to a stall or wait and see who finishes and take there spot lol

    • @Saintbow
      @Saintbow Рік тому

      Damn Skippy

  • @DisplacedUnderDog
    @DisplacedUnderDog 4 місяці тому +1421

    On the last one, my husband says, "The REAL question is, why are those two dudes on the end in the first place....?" 😂😂😂

    • @carisi2k11
      @carisi2k11 4 місяці тому

      They are the gays and you definetly have to stay well away from them.

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 4 місяці тому +38

      Could be a time delayed situation like a parking spot that's tight because someone else parked awkward because they're forced into that position because of someone ELSE'S bad parking. Or, the #2 guy standing is incredibly lonely on a subconscious level and he automatically gravitates to humans any way he can, and he does this with bathroom stalls too. 😊

    • @johnware6272
      @johnware6272 4 місяці тому +19

      That occurred due to the departure of one of the other urinal participants.

    • @brentpnw9091
      @brentpnw9091 4 місяці тому +20

      Exactly. What are they up to? What madness drove them to break formation?

    • @happyhedgehog6450
      @happyhedgehog6450 4 місяці тому +2

      Agreed. I thought the same thing.

  • @johnsansker7064
    @johnsansker7064 8 днів тому

    Yeah, we don't get private sit down toilets. Though, level 5 is "check the stalls".

  • @elvenkind6072
    @elvenkind6072 9 днів тому

    I think it's also cultural, for example in ancient Rome, they had these public places with places to "sit down" with a lots of holes, and they had a sponge on a stick in a bucket of water instead of paper, but they liked to sit and chat and sh*t the same time.

  • @apuertorican1773
    @apuertorican1773 Рік тому +1194

    This is accurate as f*ck. Sometimes I just piss in the toilet when there’s too many dudes at the urinal lol

    • @namelocrm1251
      @namelocrm1251 Рік тому +37

      I don't even use the urinals anymore. High schoolers are unpredictable so you want protection from all sides.

    • @markopolo1271
      @markopolo1271 Рік тому +12

      No matter the situation if there's a cubicle free then you b-line for it to avoid any and all current urinal users

    • @spoonsarefun
      @spoonsarefun Рік тому

      To the boys pissing needlessly in toilets when urinals are open... if you are taller than 4ft, you get splash...which goes on the toilet... where others sit to evacuate bowels... nothing beats sitting on overspray and splashback from men who refuse to use urinal...
      Toilets are reserved for sit down events and when shoulder to shoulder urinal option is only other alternative.

    • @saladpoo
      @saladpoo Рік тому

      @@namelocrm1251 i just dont even use the school toilets

    • @markopolo1271
      @markopolo1271 Рік тому +2

      @@spoonsarefun but sometimes it's a good idea if you're drunk cuz standing can be a bit of a hazard after a few to many doubles I know I often opt for the stalls to sit just so I ain't waving halfway across the bathroom

  • @sharkfrenzy4866
    @sharkfrenzy4866 Рік тому +960

    Girls: why do you have to be spaced apart?
    Boys: it’s the law!!

    • @christophermartinez1159
      @christophermartinez1159 Рік тому +16

      We don't question it we just do it

    • @laythansimmons4718
      @laythansimmons4718 Рік тому +1

      Lol just wait until they’re are three open in a row then the middle

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Рік тому +2

      Mr. Moseby ?

    • @nine-phoenix1306
      @nine-phoenix1306 Рік тому +5

      We have instructions in our genetic code to do this

    • @turdFerguson565
      @turdFerguson565 Рік тому

      @@christophermartinez1159 yeah... There are no barriers most times. So more space the better. Imagine having your facilities out for whoever to just look over and see. You'd want some space.

  • @Lunaxire
    @Lunaxire 17 днів тому

    As a woman, as soon as there was no gap preventing standing next to someone else, I thought, yep, pissing in the toilet!