Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2016
- Yar Har fiddle dee dee, bein a pirate just blows dick to me
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"But here's a few honorable mentions"
*eyes immediately drop to D i c k R o t*
*J u n g l e D i c k R o t*
@@DISTurbedwaffle918 *R o t t e n D i c k J u n g l e s*
Yea it's really the Rotten Dick Jungles that get you....
Dick sniffles
*D I C K S NU F F L E S*
I thought pirates ate chicken, fish and apples. Cus that’s always what pirate Lego sets included.
I thought they have an orange tree in the ship
And a very good cock with yellow hair
Cute avatar dude
@@MrSage0011 "cock"-!
*...Well, I mean, you're not wrong.
@@ridiculiciousshit I wrote that??
I thought they fished or didn't even need to eat
Being fair to old Jack Sparrow, all his flips and rope swings are exclusively to run away from the pirates who are hacking the side characters to bits and pieces.
The crew at the beginning of a Pirates movie is always larger than the crew at the end. I think like, what, 6 or 7 people are left at the end of the second one?
To be fair, jack knew how to fight with a sword, and so did most of his crew. To be extra fair, pirates irl weren't just dumbasses with sharp objects, they knew how to use said objects to a good degree. Now as for the shot being wasted on a deck hand if it was even able to shoot at the time, not sure.
@@walrusArmageddonINCLUDING TODD HOWARD
@@bigben9492STOP IGNORING ME
@@NigerianCrusaderuh nuh uhhhhh
fun fact: pirates didnt just drink budweiser by the gallon because they loved getting drunk but because the way beer was fermented at the time the consistency was closer to a very watery bread dough that had some alcohol in it so it was actually very filling as well as stimulating which is why depictions of beer at the time was very foamy. they really drank it cus it was just sterile and almost food, getting drunk was just a plus
WHATS BUDWEISER MATEY
@@NigerianCrusaderpirate prison beer lol
I read they also drank beer because they didn't have enough clean water, which makes sense
@@njinlover I imagine it probably went something like this: "Water is cheap, but beer is also cheap, filling (the beer of those times was very thick), and gets us drunk, so lets just get the beer."
@@njinlover Most people on land drank alcohol for the same reason.
Schrodinger's Hardtack: if you eat it in the dark, the hardtack is simultaneously infested and not infested with weevils.
Underrate comment.
ahh an intellectual
OMG UR RIGHT
SAME WOTH BREAD
Me, an intellectual: haha.
Can't spell disease without sea
Diseese
The seas=disease
Dioceanse
Can’t spell illiteracy without sea
Di-zee-z
My favorite pirate was Black Bart Roberts. He was literally captured by pirates ☠, was forced to join the crew because he was a navigator, then when the captain died he was voted in as captain. Then he said, oh fck it, a short and merry life we will have. Then went on to have a suicidal charge across the sea, and is BY FAR the most successful pirate in the Atlantic. He captured over 400 vessels, to put that into comparison, black beard captured 30. And he died straddling a cannon while the rest of his crew were drunk and afraid. Man was a fckn MAD LAD!
Mine is Santas brother from elf bowling
What about Calico Jack and Charles Vane
@@selg865 Fck John Rackham, I preferred his wife Bonnie to be honest.
Vane was not nearly as successful as Black Bart Roberts, but he did get some cred with his last words when they hung him, "Get on with it motherfckrs".
Fun fact: Navy Soldiers actually got scurvy significantly more often then Pirates because the rum drinks they made often contained limes or other citrus
That's weird, because Sam said you get scurvy from vitamin c deficiency while citrus are a source of vitamin c
@@Cha0tic_G00d yeah, the pirates made rum drinks with citrus while the Navy did not, so the Navy got scurvy more frequently
Navy sailors*
Small nitpick but is one of my pet peeves anyway.
@@pressftopayrespects6325 well thank god you took time out of ur day to correct ME over one of YOUR pet peeves.
@@karelklos5483 No need to be harsh partner, just putting it out there that soldiers aren’t in any other military branches than the army.
sir that's my emotional support weevil
ultrabrie ma’am that is my guide flee
Weevil
Sir that's my emotional support diseased rat
do not eat mr weevil or kill mr rat
Blevins
Reasons not to be a pirate:
1: *Death.*
@Super Ruler no no no, rotten dick jungles were worse
That's actually a good reason to become a pirate
Only reason I need to become pirate
wym thats the best part
About half this comment section is r/cursed comments.
He's not entirely right about the salt pork or beef. They would almost always soak or boil the meat to extract most of the salt out of it and soften it up a bit before cooking with it.
Same with the hardtack, they rarely ate it straight as rock-hard bread, they'd typically cook it into a stew or at least dip it in water or grog.
TODD HOWARD DOESNT
Water from where? You are describing it as if they had plenty of non-salty water aboard a ship; probably what you say could apply to on land food, but hardly on a ship that aims to spend weeks or months in the sea. Water is way too precious to be wasted cooking.
@@jonathanherrera9956 if the ship is low on water, you don't touch the salt pork, because it would make the crew thirsty and deplete the remaining barrels of water
@@jonathanherrera9956 Pirates don't need to spend months at sea. That's for merchants trying to cross oceans. Pirates can hang out near coastlines and refill their water often enough to be way less of an issue, and carrying excess water around to make the ship seem like a heavy, slow, harmless merchant ship was a good idea anyways. Being a pirate might have sucked, but it certainly wasn't nearly as bad as being in a legitimate navy.
How do you start a fire on a wooden ship? If they were going to cook you needed fire…
After a certain point, many pirates had a TON of formal training, because they were largely comprised of deserters from various professional navies.
Weren't they war veterans? Iirc one of the reasons for the age of piracy was the lack of demand and excess of supply for soldiers. They had no more jobs and got all of these military equipment lying around, so...
Well If I were press hanged into service, I’d be like “fuck it” too. The goal would be to climb the ranks in the navy as fast as possible or turn pirate, pillage as much booty in as short time as possible and then retire before I’m killed
Noticed that "sucked" is past tense and being a pirate today is actually amazing don't listen to him
Free terraria
Arrr
Crunchyroll is blocked in my country
Go to Somalia then
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 thats not even correct IP formatting
free one piece with no ads :D
I like how little Jimmy's voice is deeper than Sammy's
😂
Thank God I got my jungle dick rot vaccine when I was younger.
*yea*
Heh, it is!
s a m m y
Bros just lying so he can become king of the pirates
next thing ya know he's got the one piece
In pirate combat the cannon balls would hit the ship mostly and create a huge wave of splinters. Being hit by the splinters would cause many of the pirates to lose body parts or they would even die. This is what formed the stereotypical image of eyepatches, hooks and peg legs for pirates.
And the battles are probably quick as hell with many deaths within the first few minutes of fighting.
@@BlockImmigrants these battles could take hours or even days. Even though splinters were indeed very dangerous for the crew, the ship took barely any damage at all. "like throwing a biscuit" -Francois Massertie 1689
@@wujek7616who is francois massertie
You forgot about the fact that a pirate would carry around 5 or more pistols because the second they got wet they wouldn't fire so they would just keep drawing pistols until one fired
Also they took forever to reload so again it's just easier to grab another one and reload it after the fight is over.
They did Reaper Reload™ before it was cool.
@@ShiftdoesViolentRape
Which is another reason why Reaper goes so well with a pirate skin
They weren't the first to do that. From what I know, dutch cavalry invented that strategy.
Well, if you can call that a strategy.
@@Burn_Angel its a common sense lol.
"I might be disturbed, but that's one sickness I could definitely get down with"
Nice
I mean... sake and vodka are ok.
The Film Freaks Holy shit i just got it
@@SealiioNahka Disturbed is a band and they have a (great) sing titled: Down With the Sickness
Ahahahahah omg i just got it
Omg yes
Well, the combat was unlikely, as adapted in "The Invisible Hook", most pirates would use scare tactics to make the imperial ships surrender their treasure, and hide their flag, hide their guns, and show a lot of supplies for greater effect, then when they are at a closer range, they would ask the captain to surrender, and if he didn't a fight would indeed commence, but theres 2 ways you could surrender, 1: The captain surrenders the treasure to the pirate 2: The crew mutiny and has the chance to join the pirates, and you could get vaulable intel from defecters, and that is why combat isn't what you think when you think pirates.
If the sailors mutinied would they just stay pirates or get off the last port?
@archakon Normally, stay. If they got off to a royal port they would get charged with treason and be executed.
@@Pacster15 Not really. Piracy was a legal grey area for much of history.
Many pirates also worked for the royalty, btw.
@@Pacster15STOP IGNORING ME
@@tangytango2749depends on if you have a contract or not. Legal pirates are privateers. They're reformed and work for either a specific trading company or the navy of a nation.
Wealth, fame, power. The world had it all won by one man: the Pirate King, Gold Roger. At his death, the words he spoke drove countless men out to sea.
“You want my treasure, you can have it!, I left everything I gathered together in one place. now, you just have to find it”
“And so, men set off to the Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered the Great Pirate Era!”
Sorry if I misremembered anything, I tried quoting it from memory
I miss Sam's videos :(
the one piece, the one piece is real
"YOU WANT MY TREASURE? FIND IT! I'VE LEFT IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!!"
the first stages of scurvey sounds like a guy going through puberty
Teagan T.V oh yea I remember being 13 and bleeding from my gums and losing a couple of teeth ‘twas good times
Dying though, that sucked ass.
@Eric Lee ?
@Eric Lee Uh ok then nvm
Miles Arroyo I’m 13 and that’s happening to me right now I just lost another tooth 😔
It cracks me up how Sam's sense of humor hasn't changed in years.
Same 🤣
it was humor?
Alguien De Internet no it was drama-._-.
Alguien De Internet yes
Who is sam?
I actually really loved hardtacks when I was a kid. Something about those crunchy plain and hardly salty bread squares spoke to my soul
it’s still a thing???
@@junismith1791 yeah just bought a pack of hardtacks the other day
@@junismith1791yeah, though they're packaged to be smaller squares, not huge ones.
@@thepeopleonthecouch2928 i can’t imagine the appeal to keep them around this long
I like them too, in my country they sell both salty and saltless ones, which we call "galletas de agua", and I eat them as recurrent snacks; many people think I'm crazy.
Not to mention that later in the "golden age of priracy" you could only land at a few select ports (which were far and few between) because if you went to the wrong one (which was most of them) you'd just be hanged on the spot.
A lot of pirates started out as privateers who were basically civilian sailors like fishermen or merchants specifically contracted by the Crown to raid Spanish vessels until England made them illegal after a truce of sorts was struck with Spain. But a lot didn't get the memo or just wanted to keep raiding because they liked how they could make money in looting the other ships, plus they could resupply stealing the others food and water etc. Eventually gaining infamy also became a draw because it made it easier to get the other ship to surrender rather than have to fight them if the others knew who you were and what you would do. The origins of that kind of piracy is super interesting.
How would the ports know who was a pirate and who wasn't?
They had stuff like passwords and records of known vetted captains, and if you weren't in the know, you were probably a pirate.
Being a pirate, is basically being a homeless but in the sea
@@Chichichihuahua wrong time
Aye, the ship is ‘yer home once ‘ye learn the ways of the pirate
+ all the disadvantages of being a slave + all the disadvantages of being in prison, but each of those x10.
Sea robbers
oh dang
Alcoholism was a method of survival, because liquor was always safe to drink
You don't need much alcohol to keep water safe though. The drinking water was most likely very weakly alcoholic, like a very light beer.
@@Puckosar No, you straight up need hard liquors 40% or harder for it to be sterile.
@@pugfugly1989 40% and hard liquor? you better make the full hundred, pussy
Simplified Crypto STRAIGHT ETHANOL BITCH
Too true m8... wait, you meant on a microbial level... not an... emotional... ummm.
0:27 histrorically pirates did that 💀
How do you know?
Personal experience
@@Cheeser_🤨
No actually. Homosexuality in piracy was no more frequent in piracy than it was throughout any point in history. Most pirates were religious, and as such, beat on anyone who participated in such acts.
@@tangytango2749lets go!
that's not gonna stop me from becoming thE KING OF THE PIRATES
Yeah good luck -_-
When choosing which piece of weevil infested hardtack, always choose the lesser of two weevils.
THIS.
Weevil is weevil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between one weevil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.
Master and commander
Martin Cullen is that a geralt i smell
Jeffery Liggett you are a god.
"Why it Sucked to be a Pirate"
me, who has the entire SpongeBob SquarePants movie illegally download: It's actually not that bad
I am sure the pirates did a lot of sucking though. Seeing as they were real close with eatch other :)
Which one?
@@trap5449 the good one
*YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR*
@@camygael YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A SHIP
1:32
"Oh, you're gluten-free? Sorry, all we have is gluten!"
-B. Dylan Hollis
> Dick Rot
> Jungle Dick Rot
A fan of the choices, Pirates are.
so what you’re telling me is there are no rubber people talking skeletons and raccoon dogs? yeah no thanks
No hot navigators either😔
No swordsman who have no sense of direction?
@@codycody6634 no more taekwondo chefs
No liars? Oh wait.....
If there’s no perverted cyborgs who constantly break into a dance routine, I don’t want to be a pirate
"why it sucked to be a pirate" coming from a guy who doesn't have a cool ass hook hand
was worth it, cut off my hand and replaced it with a clothes hanger
@@heyimlithuanian1003 yar har jar ?
Imagine trying to reload a flintlock without two hands, or holding anything… sure you can go standby standby and hold big boxes but that’s kinda the only thing more you can do with a hook the without a hand
@@komorebi3555 I have two hook hands. It's pretty great. Thinking of hook feet next.
@@ImperialRonod After: Looks at knive, looks at hook on the table, then replaces head with a ho- *BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS*
A lot of this is true but ona lot of ships you had hammocks which the crew slept in, a lot more ration than just spirits and hardtack and yes, drinkable water was not something you just had on the ship. However, some ships had a "kitchen" oven with a built in boiler which you could boil Sea water in to get clean and drinkable water and despite being pirates, theft on land happened all the time.
If you boiled sea water, you'd have to evaporate it and then have it condense in another container in order to get the salt out. I'm not sure if ships at the time had that type of ability.
Fun fact: The character of Jack Sparrow was conceived with at least three different illnesses on him, ranging from heat stroke to a curious little red spot that grows on the side of his lip with each movie. So yes, he is a lucky guy, but he already spent it on something else.
Don't forget that people still think pirates don't exist anymore. My friend was convinced pirates were a thing of the 1700s
Dudes just got modernised
Tell your friend to drift a ride around Somalia.
I know a kid who doesn't think pirates exist. Just as mythical as unicorns to her.
Yeah, but they don’t really live like this anymore
Missed Captain Phillips did he? They have guns now.
I am an “I’m not paying for Adobe softwares” pirate.
Actually adobe dosent want you to pay,you learning adobe and maybe start working in industry gives them more profit,that tactic is so effective that in anime industry they are called industry standart
@@zhanucong4614 Then why is it so damn expensive?
@@gavinwilson5324 so that company has to pay big sums while newcomer's gett attached trough piracy
@@zhanucong4614 “adobe doesnt want you to pay” **adobe creative cloud costs $600**
BASED
One Piece lied to me
2100 kids making videos on "Why it sucked to be a Software Developer"
It really sucks actually...
Anyone care to elaborate?
@@arcle3853 in short, they didn't have many choices
If you like coding and work for a decent company, it's a lot of fun.
@@kevinlewis8420 Which is not easy.
Fun fact: pirates don't even find treasure, they rob ships
I thought they buried loot they found from ships and towns that they raided so they could go loot more and sometimes pirates would return to those sites that were buried to collect the booty.
@@euboean3079and also probably steal loot some other pirate buried
Finding treasure comes when you're trying to steal someone else's loot! Were you not paying attention in pirate school?!
Funny enough most pirates did not burry treasure. They went to the bank.
Actually archeologists haven't found any pirate treasure till today
It's mostly a stereotypes based on the book "Treasure Island" by Robert louis Stevenson who also drew the famous treasure map with his father.
Because if the book was real ,we all know the boi won't survive an hour with any of these crewmates
This video basically describes what it was like to be a sailor in general. Pirates were willing to do all of this because they could make a ton of money, whereas normal sailors made basically no money.
Also most pirate ships operated on democracy rather than the typical navy hierarchy and harsh punishment
As a new pirates of the caribbean fan, here's the best part we're all ignoring.
If you wanted to, you could get some shovels, metal detectors & snack cooler, Gather your friends, dress in matching bandannas, go to the beach in a rowboat and try to find fossils or stuff in the sand with the detector while singing sea shanties. You might not have a black pearl or Flying Dutchman, but it'll be fun! And no one can stop you!
This just sounds pathetic and sad.
Sounds like a blast. I'm in!
Fossils wouldn't go off due to a metal detector since they aren't made of metal. You might find some coins, though. Be sure you are on a public beach since the authorities might not take so kindly to it if you choose a private one.
@@a.c.forever5157You don’t need to have your limbs torn off in the middle of nowhere to have some fun.
@@BlockImmigrants you don’t need to RP as some degen pirate to have fun either.
That won’t stop me from being king of the pirates
the salesman saying he'll run the prison
Not if I get the one piece first
@@deanrobson6904 in your dreams
EHM, it's the pirate king. Not King of, more like a king upon. In other words, become the baddest ass there is that everyone would simply shit themselves just thinking about dueling you, including the government.
Kind of like Kim Jong-un.
I am the pirate king, i've pirated many movies and games
Edited Fun fact: Pirates made grog because the lime in it has vitamin c a vitamin that helps prevent scurvy a not so fun disease. They could have just brought a bunch of limes on ship but the fruit would have gone bad in a few days and putting lime juice in their watery diluted alcohol made it last a lot longer, taste a bit better and helped prevent scurvy. Also pirates are people too.
Edit: Thank you for the likes and pointing out everything historically inaccurate with my comment. And if there are any other historical inaccuracies please mention them.
@Bryce citrus gives the proper nutrients
People and pirates?lol
@Bryce still not nearly as bad as if they had scurvy
@Bryce why are you lecturing like all the people reading this are pirates. Also I don’t think they would’ve cared about the quality of their teeth and who tf drinks tap water I’ve been poor but I’ve never sunk that low
@Bryce they were talking about pirates
Got this in my recommended again. Now that Sam is back, I might as well!
Once again I'm rewatching this beautiful collection of videos by Sam and I want more...I need more 😂
You forgot the part where you get killed by a kraken after raiding a skeleton fort
Sea of thieves reference
Best comment
TF2 reference?
@@fumothfan9 it's sea of theives
I read this as: you got killed by a "Karen" which was wired cus I thought Karen's just complained and not killed anyone.
Implying that legal ships weren’t this shitty. Sea travel back in the day just sucked in general.
Yeah I don’t think the person who made this video is really comparing like for like here. There’s a lot of presentism going on. Yes, life sucked everywhere no matter what you were doing. Legal ships were even worse than pirate ships imo because sailors had no individual rights, merely a wage but not ownership in the venture, they would also get scurvy and die in battle. They also didn’t get any say in the running of the ship. Idk in what way this video thinks it’s making its point about pirate life sucking
Pirates moreso.
- They would be turned away from any port that wasn't a free port.
- They would be ruthlessly hunted by the most powerful navies on the planet.
- Since pirate culture was lawless, said free ports were rarely safe and one always had to keep looking over their shoulder to avoid being stabbed or shot or robbed.
Same with any life of crime, it's going to be harder than if one decided to remain within the bounds of the law.
@Luck Genuine Lightning I hope you understand that the word “implying” can be used in a normal, non-greentext sentence.
Yeah that's true but no one's exactly idolizing being a crewmate on one of his majesty's fine floating dungeons in the same way as buccaneering
@@bluntcabbage6042 Law-abiding sailors weren't much better off. They could make port in more places, sure, but those places could be just as violent at times, and common sailors made even less money than pirates and thus couldn't really enjoy their shore leave anyway. (If they even _got_ shore leave; many navy sailors were conscripts known as "pressed men" who were functionally slaves and were sometimes even chained to the ship to prevent them from escaping while in port.)
For all the violence and misery of the pirate's life, at least they made good money (relatively speaking), they generally had a say in how their ships were run, and they could usually leave whenever they wanted without being pursued. None of these were true for law-abiding sailors. For those with a high tolerance for adversity, the potential benefits of piracy could easily outweigh the downsides; it was not an easy life, certainly, but it was potentially a profitable one.
(Also, sailors of all kinds generally got more and better food than this video implies; one surviving Royal Navy ration specifies 7 lb hardtack, 4 lb salt beef, 2 lb salt pork , 2 pt peas, 1.5 pt oatmeal, 6 oz sugar, 6 oz butter, 12 oz cheese, and 7 gal beer, _per sailor per week._ Yes, each man was issued a gallon of beer a day. Pirates generally ate a bit worse, but not by that much depending on how successful they'd been recently; much of the "booty" pirates plundered from their victims consisted of food and other supplies, rather than gold or jewels.)
I now want to see a realistic pirate movie.
@User what did he say that's not true? I've heard all these things he said before, granted he's not painting an accurate picture, he's saying all the bag things if being a pirate , hence the title.
@@TheRatsintheWalls Largely inaccurate video actually. The pirate diet was incredibly varied. Half of this video is myths.
I genuinely lol while I watch your videos. My only wish is that the were longer.
My good friend, keep up the good work 👏🏾✨
Don’t ruin my dreams of becoming Pirate King.
Lol u can’t cuz luffy will be pirate king
@@marin4442 I’m joyboy wdym lol
I think I'm fine with just being a lord personally.
I Will be The sniper in your ship.
@@axelpepen2642 good luck finding an accurate rifle
“A man’s dream will never die”
~Marshall D. Teach
fuck that guy tho for real
This sounds too necrophiliac
Was he related to Edward Teach (A.K.A. *Blackbeard* )?
@@grantorino2325 i prefer heavily inspired
@@grantorino2325 It’s about the anime “One Piece”.
The real life pirate was Edward Teach. In the anime, he inspired two pirates Edward “Whitebeard” Newgate and Marshall D. Teach aka “Blackbeard”. While Whitebeard has his personality and I don’t know how to put it- maybe the word aura, the anime Blackbeard got his savagery and cunningness of a pirate from the actual Blackbeard. The anime Blackbeard said this quote. Hope this help.
"Most Horrible Diseases" is a rich subject, with entire books devoted to some of the more horrifying, like "RABID" about the many manifestations of rabies, which may be the source for the Native American "Windigo" shape-shifting super strong cannibal legends.
Porphyria's another one, may be why we have vampire myths in Transylvania, where the genetic disease presents in varying levels, from crooked teeth and a tendency to sunburn, all the way up to snaggle toothed hideously burned and rotting cannibals hiding from the sun in crypts, wating for nightfall to replace body fluids lost from all those horrible burns with good old people juice.
Or how about the 1784 eruption of Eyafjallajokull, which caused global cooling, mass starvation, the French Revolution, AND the most horrific volcano zombieism, due to fluoride nuking your brains, so that even HORSES were eating each other.
WHILE THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.
WITH FLESH ROTTING OFF THEM IN STRIPS.
ZOMBIE HORSES, MAN.
Along with 17 months of nonstop eruption, rivers and lakes of lava, and a heroic priest who documented the gruesome, "End of Days" spectacle in harrowing detail.
Fucking epic, real-life horror.
I didn't realize that was what inspired those myths! That's sick in more ways than one.
Hear no weevil, see no weevil, taste no weevil.
Not to mention (something you don't see in most pirate movies) splinters. In those sea battles, the ships are made out of mostly wood. In the movies, you see cannons blowing up parts of a ship while the crew run around panicked. You don't see people getting their faces shredded to paste when a cannon hits too close and sends thousands of pieces of sharp wood flying at them.
Also drowning. People drowning all the time. Being stuck inside a capsizing ship, or being nowhere near land when the ship goes down... Lots of bodies down there. Hard to swim 100's of miles when your leg just got blown off.
Infections, too. Barely any medical supplies. If you're lucky, there MIGHT be a doctor on board, but he's not gonna be able to do much besides bandage you.
Yo ho yo ho
You will never kill my dreams I will be a pirate if its the last thing I do
Well....at least their flags were cool
May i See your pantsu
Yo ho Ho Ho
There's a scene in Master and Commander where one of the younger officers gets hit by a rather large splinter. It gets infected, and the doctor needs to amputate the kid's arm. No painkillers, no precise medical equipment, just some restraints to keep him from flailing around and a strap of leather to keep him from biting his own tongue off.
@@DictatorAtWill was about to comment about this scene too haha, love that film!
“I must be disturbed, but that’s one sickness I can get down with.” That was really good
Oh god I didn’t catch that lol
Oh ah ah ah ah
@@subratr5807 oooh oooh
a comment
I can see inside the sickness the rising.....
Easy solution: use your eternal log pose to travel to the closest island to find a dinosaur to eat. Duh
I know this is a wild concept for most people but any time period before this one was way worse to live in and you would not have survived past 30
I was not convinced until I saw “Dick Rot” disease. Ok I don’t want to be a pirate anymore..
One Piece is proof that being a pirate is fun
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There’s an actual disease called crotch rot, which is just athletes foot but on your balls and dick. I’m pretty sure the pirates actually had to deal with it
@@Sentient_Blob So, mother nature is into cbt?
Losing eyes and limbs was also extremely common, thus the famous hook-hand,wooden leg and pirate eye-patch steriotypes
Not to mention you wouldn’t even look cool you would just look like some hobbo who got attacked by rats and didn’t have stuff to bandage the wounds
god why everyone in this comment section such a boomer
The eye patch isn't about losing eyes though. Seamen with two working eyes would wear eye patches so that one eye would be adjusted to the daylight above deck while the other eye would be immediately adjusted to the near-total darkness below deck.
Interesting!
@Big Daddy Uwu Im gen z
I always love going back to this guy ❤
So, that means One Peace in not real?
can we get much lower
"...pirate ships typically packed in as many crew members as possible..."
Meanwhile, in Sea of Thieves: (4 people on a galleon is a fully operational crew)
In an empty sea of an empty game no one plays of course 4 people is a fully operational crew.
*laughs in shrouded ghost*
@@Drums_of_Liberation this bro. Game is good but needs more action. They got to make it feel smooth like cod. Cod mw has really good movement and interface ui, whereas sea of thrives is shit bro. On controller it's so hard to aim, no aim assist and shitty ui. If they just made the combat a little bit more fucking intuitive then people would be playing it more. More people, more comp, better game. It's just not that fun to play. And all you earn are cosmetics. Oh look at me bro I'm a pirate legend. Who gives bro, game is shit
I tried playing sea of thieves it was boring no clear objective empty seas 0 players on my crew cause my friends don't even play it I dont even know what to do and I rarely find anyone
I read your comment as soon as he said that lone
dude is just trying to ruin our dreams of finding the One Piece so that he can find it for himself and become pirate king
no hes with the world govt
maybe thats why he disappeared, he's actually busy looking for the one piece rn
He's not wrong, hardtack sucks and I always get the ones with weevils in them
My like made your number of likes 666 * que evil laughter *
@@rimjhimdhusiya699 and mine made it 667 *evil_er laughter*
I have watched this video about 100 times and I'm addicted to the hey little jimmy quote
That disturbed down with the sicknes got you another sub mate
The food mentioned was just the travel rations. If they were at sea toolong, yeah, the for sure ate like shit. But you've gotta remember that they usually ended up looting spices and stuff. It's been documented that pirates often ate better than navy sailors.
@N5ZZ0 I...I...okay
@N5ZZ0 here 🥫
Not every pirate are that lucky.
Not to mention that scurvy wasn't that big a deal in the Caribbean, since the distance between islands isn't that big, and fruit is plentiful.
Sauce pls
Scurvy is much more terrifying than I thought it was
AVAST YE SCURVY DOG!! Sir... captain... WHAT!!?! My gums are bleeding.
No body cares!!
And then crew die
@PessiOpt 9 !
One piece?
Now the we got scurvy song from sponge bob is terrifying
It also makes every wound you've ever had come back, because all your scar tissue dissolves!
Well supposedly real rum back then was pure fruit? So they should of gotten vitamin C from oranges/apples etc. If anything STDs killed their ass quicker. Then island hopped and rapped women and prostitutes 100% unprotected so after months/years of that with no cleansing? Yea their dicks fell off or they died slowly. Jus a thesis lol.
The third episode of the CGP grey pirate series
Luffy said that wasn't true
Not gonna lie, your description of scurvy just sounds like puberty.
Tired at all times
Covered in weird spots
Death
It's all covered. Exact same thing.
Yeah lol, I'm 13 right now and I'm bleeding from my gums, XD
don't forget the b l o o d
Wow, hilarious it's so much funnier when you copy someone and say it, I just feel you nailed the delivery
@@meemo_bear bro I was talking about periods.
Church of VSCO p e r i o d
He forgot to add that there's a 50/50 chance you'll eat a questionable piece of fruit, gain a power from it that varies from godly to stupid and not be able to swim anymore after eating it.
Most pirates can’t swim anyway, so whatever
So, drugs
@@funkytime69 no fruit
It be great if reality was like that but then deal with pirates that are probably assholes
chefs kiss reference
We ain't finding one piece with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Window open, lamp on, coffee in hand, and samonela on the screen. Perfect
Pirates in cartoons: cheerful and loves the power of friendship
Pirates in real life:
cheerful and loves the power of extreme violence
pirates now: free terraria
cheerful and loves the power of gayness
@@lettuce3036 fr
@@saidochar7198 yeah i pirated some games for free lol
Just do it like in One Piece
That would require eating magical fruit to gain superpowers. And because of JoJo's I know that there's even odds of said fruit petrifing me.
I wish I can get petrified by that magical fruit holder
YA YO YA YO
Agree
Just eat two devil fruits
Nothing will stop me FROM BEING KING OF THE PIRATES.
I regularly come back to this video just to watch the intro
being a pirate is so fun now, i can play any 3ds game i want free of charge
I love the description of below deck.
they should remake it to be historically accurate
wait are you talking about the show or actually below the deck
@@HoneydewBeach That took you 1 week to figure out?
@@akosacs01
I need clarification. You were referring to the show, right?
“You feel something furry brush against you and it’s either the body of a diseased rat or the beard of your diseased crewmate, either way, it’s probably where the piss came from”
In the Netherlands we have a phrase for pirates that translates to "free as a bird". Wich meant the law no longer applied to you, but neither would it protect you. So it basically meant anyone could kill you on sight and probably be rewarded for it.
Like the german „vogelfrei“?
We call those "outlaws".
@@GunUDwnAt2nd outside the law
@@peterk.2108 Sharp as a bullet
How has noone made a Free Bird joke in this reply thread yet.
Man..we miss you...
Thanks for the advice on accuracy, I now know what to bring to my little cousin’s pirate themed birthday party. No need for a cake, cute a giant plate of nothing but hardtack
Are we gonna pretend we didn’t see the last four types of diseases....
D I C K R O T
Rotting dick jungles sounds bad 👎
The pirates would get down and dirty a *lot*
and they weren't close-minded if you catch my drift.
J U N G L E D I C K R O T
I was waiting for this comment
*Monkey D. Luffy has left the chat*
He fell asleep after the intro
Marines have entered the chat
*Pirate hunter Zoro joined the chat*
"Oi, where did those idiots wander off to? Isn't this the straw hat crew chat?"
Luckily Franky made the Thousand Sunny so those issues are negated.
Thousand Sunny is kinda a yacht so they're fine
Thank you for coming back.
That intro will never not be funny
"Pirates never take other people's property"
Isn't that the freaking point
What
slit fidget spinner dab bod mod an old Disney show had some kid pirates who made a “code of pirates” and one of the rules was “A pirate never takes other people’s property”
@@astronautindisguise okay well that was a retarded and out of nowhere comment to make as if i would know what it would mean
@@scumbagbenis8762 The comment wasn't directed at you specifically. Get out off here
God that show was horrible
I’m disturbed that I didn’t find any comments about his down with the sickness pun
I know, I've been searching a comment about it for almost 5 minutes and nothing
Are you Stricken with sadness though? I don't think that it would help to Open Your Eyes and search any more, so you may never see The Light :/
Because it's a dead joke
Ik i was trying to find a comment like that
im stricken because no one is pointing it out
the one piece is real white beard said it him self time to be a pirate
God I needed this today
3:04 medicine ads in a nutshell
“ _you won’t have headaches anymore but the following will occur when this medicine is taken_ “
grandmas: where are my glasses, honey??
You forgot about: DEATH
Dick tot
Rotten dick jungles
You can’t have headaches if you don’t have a head
When I was a kid I liked pirates a lot until I came across an historical book and read the story of a pirate named L' Olonnais. The book described detailedly how he was fooled by a tribe who got him drunk, then he was tortured and then dimembered, possibly partially eaten too. Not so much fun after all.
You sure read some interesting books as a child
That’s brutal! How old were you when you read this?
Reminds me of the time I got a hold of some old history books at 9. Very graphic pictures. I’ve changed immensely since that incident.
I love animals and I own a rabbit
Anyway since I learned my dad hunted rabbits I now know why I constantly like hugging bunnies
*cause I don't want them to run away and get hunted*
That's barbaric! You got a spare copy?
So glad I found this channel
Glad to see he’s back
This was 6 years ago
@@darkstardragon608 Lol
If I can sing "leave her johnny" with my boys on a ship
I see that as an absolute win
Bro I legit want to start a sea shanty club or something like where we rent a little boat every month or two and go out on the lake to sing sea shanties, but nobody wants to do it with me 🙃
"A fish in the sea" is my favorite shanty
@@Qwerty-jc3so come all you young sailor man listen to me , I will sing you the song of the fish in the sea
@@bigcb6148 windy weather boys sotrmy weather boys when the wind blows we're all together boys
@@mohamedfodhil9908 blew ye winds westerly blew ye winds blow. Jolly sowester by steady she goes
Up jumps the eel with its slippery tail
Climbs up aloft and reachs the topsail
also, being a pirate means being an enemy of many empires
Unless they paid you to assault spanish ships.
And?
Many pirates were privateers (state-sponsored pirates) so they were essentially payed to take gold from ships of enemy kingdoms. Became a huge problem when the New World was discovered because so many ships returned to Europe from the Americas and had a fuck ton of silver. England decided to hire privateers to loot these Spanish ships. A big reason why the armada attacked england
Noah Alban Privateering had more regulation then just being pirates. You needed a mark of a privateer (document of sort) to be legal and could only operate against the enemies of the nation you got the mark from. Luckily England was at war with Spain a lot. During peace time if these privateers continued then they were pirates and could be executed. Many pirates were privateers first then pirates as they wanted to continue making mad cash and not share it with their employers.
@@noahalban6384 Yeah I feel like that's mainly the reason why they're romanticized a lot, despite being basically thieves and murderers.
Had most pirates been Spanish ones attacking the English, I think the way they'd be viewed today would be very different.
Hahahaha!! This guy is hilarious!! I’ve just now discovered him. I hope he still makes content.
his last video is 5 years old 🥲
:)
He’s back!!
@@7Calvin60643 What a lucky coincidence 🥳
@@youtubekamek576 seriously.. ! That almost feels like Fate
The opening dialogue kills me. First and favorite Sam o nella video