YARGHHH MATEY!! It be high time ye become the King of the SKY PIRATES!! Play War Thunder NOW for free on ye PC and ye Console, playwt.link/bluejay24 use me link for a big ol' bonus pack for new and returning players who haven't played in 6th months!
I'm sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is to say goodbye to such a beloved four-legged family member after so many years. May the best girl Mango rest in peace.
i lost my cat Flash of 15ish years in October of 2022 its hard but now I have two cats Lemonade and Blueberry, Blueberry is Lemonade's daughter (I didn't name them lol)
@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 9:40 Bluejay says "getting too close to CGPGrey there," in response to Steve asking "how do I become a pirate captain?" This is a reference to CGPGrey's video on how to be a pirate captain
Hey bluejay, I actually lost my dog 3 years ago. Do I know how you feel. Its a horrible loss that of losing a best friend for life. Especislly since you were there for sll of theirs. But when i lost my dog i stumbled across a video thst helped me out so much about some funny war tactics. Thank you for continuing the funny videos and making people happy and especially rest in peace mango
One of the funnier methods of impressment was a recruiter would go to a bar, hide a coin in the palm of his hand, and like a grandma, sneakily put the coin in people's hand via hand shakes. Since the other person had "voluntarily" took the kings coin, he now needed to do his part and serve in the king's forces.
The absurdity of being held up by pirates, one of the nastiest things you can possibly encounter on the open ocean, only for them to demand your hats and quite literally nothing else is proof that existence itself is one big shitpost that some of us just take too seriously sometimes.
Ben:"Merchant ship, prepare to be boarded!" Merchis:"Oh no, Pirates! Whatever shall we do?! Those filthy rapscallions shall gut us like yesterdays fish!" Ben:"Heyyyy guysss! Sooo...this is kinda...embarassing buuut...wedrunkenlythrewawayourhats...Would you be so kind as to hand over yours, please? Just the hats and we'll leave you alone! Promise!" Merchis:"Uhm...yeah I guess...but...WTF?!"
Be that one guy on the ship who left his hat below deck and wore a bandana topside, end up getting kidnapped and treated like royalty just for being some goober who didn't have a hat to steal and it made everyone laugh and laughter is more valuable than gold so they think highly of you for being the person who made everyone laugh.
Stay strong, sir. My cat: Gatto, 20y/o passed away 2 weeks ago, while you were making this. Mango is probably somewhere messing around with Gatto. Cheers
My favourite pirate will always be Black Sam Bellamy. He was a New Englander like myself, was one of the richest pirates in history. Black Sam was known to be a fair captain, laying down such rules as "if there aren't enough hammocks for everyone, then everyone sleeps on the floor". Reportedly he started his career as a pirate because the father of his love, told him he couldn't marry her as a poor merchant sailor. He eventually returned, the captain of a pirate ship but was killed in a violent storm off Cape Cod. The Whydah Galley, his ship was discovered several years ago and is the only verified pirate ship ever found. Also I've totally held a piece of Spanish silver found in the wreck and it's about the coolest thing I've ever done.
Twice I brought people to the Whydah Pirate Museum and they were surprised it was an actual museum with artifacts. They assumed it was going to be some Cape Cod tourist trap kitsch 😂
@RayvenTheNight it really is sad, and while yes Black Sam was a pirate, he also was known for being a gentleman and wouldn't kill unless absolutely necessary, he just wanted to be free.
Bluejay you were starting to lose me on the longish layup to the nike cage joke but that somehow made it even better, well done. Rip Mango, she knew she was a good girl.
I’m so sorry for your loss, I know how it feels to lose a dog. My loving Rio was my first dog and she nearly lasted 15 years. I had to have her put down because her arthritis made it so she couldn’t walk or stand and she was miserable. Back then there was no cure so I had to have the unthinkable happen. I miss her dearly. Anyways good luck to you and wish you the best.
I’m sorry to hear about Rio, Mango similarly had to be put down because her back legs were getting bad. They gave out one night and she wasn’t able to stand, I’m just glad she isn’t in pain anymore!
Similar. My cat had a stroke and started walking into walls. She was 17. Broke my heart calling the vet to come and put her down. I had them come to my home so she wouldn’t be afraid. Crying as I type this and this happened 3 years ago.. She was born in my house. I witnessed her take her first and last breath. I miss her so much. Ppl don’t understand for those who love animals, these pets are family to us. That’s why we keep them until it’s time for them to pass on. Even though we know they don’t live nearly as long as we do, it’s still heartbreaking when it’s their time. May your dogo rest in paradise
@@BlueJayYT oh this is a dog I were talking about I had a dog named Lighting he had been having health issues starting about a month before he died and on a particularly hot summer night my dad decided to TURN OFF the AC in my house and he (the dog) went down into my basement and became trapped in the Sump Pump which is in my basement and died in it (i found him stuck in it the next morning) i was about 5 years old at the time :(
@everybody im sorry for all of your losses We had tu put own our dog too 2 years ago because of cancer i Hope that all of our dogs Are doing Great and im happy that arent suffering no more
"I am support to be the f*cked up one" 😅 "Do we torch them because they are French?" "Steve... that is correct" 😂 Damn, Steve is made from stronger stuff than Alex
Rest in peace mango, im sorry for your loss bluejay, losing a furry one is always hard, but i honestly think that having them in our lives, however short our time with them can be, ultimately makes us better people, the unconditional love of a good doggo is one of the best experiences in my opinion, and i think we should cherish those memories always
15:50 caught me heavily off guard and I literally spit orange juice across my bedroom laughing and jump scared my dog 😂😂😂 Edit: RIP Mango, fly high my 4 legged friend ❤❤
Rest in piece, Mango. She looks like she was the sweetest, goofiest, bestest girl. I'm glad you got to live with such a wonderful dog. She'll always be with you in one way or another, always ❤️
Nobody tell our Blue God about the Rainbow Bridge- that damn thing gets me every single time when I think of the myriad puppers I’ve lost in my time on this god forsaken marble. But they’ve sure made life a lot more bearable- I can count far more doggos I’d rather spend time with than people.
Steve getting more and more unhinged as the episode goes on will always be funny to me, and I hope he sticks around like Alex did! also rest in peace Mango :((
My fiancé didn’t get over it for ten years and refused to get another dog. Granted, it’s because they were his first real pets other than a mean hamster he had in middle school. So he didn’t know how to deal with losing a pet.
Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
I had to have my childhood dog put down just over a year ago man, i feel your pain. It does hurt less in time, but it never goes away. Ive been thinking about him a lot lately. Sorry for your loss, and thanks a lot for the awesome content, i hope you have a prosperous career ahead of you!
RIP Mango. He was, without a doubt, a good boy. The goodest boy, perhaps. Also, great video! Pirate lifestyle has always fascinated and terrified me in eaual measure. Much like cowboys and royalty, the romantic imagery (and dime store romance novels 🤢) are just strong enough to hide the messier and very deadly aspects that would dissuade most people from ever wanting to be one.
Really sorry for ur loss, Bluejay. But I bet u gave ur doggy the best life possible. Keep it up, soldier and maybe make another dog happy when ur rdy :)
“Just like a book club of only amputees, not everyone is going to be on the same page.” Lmao. I had to pause my video game because I was processing that bar
What we know about blue Jay so far: - it is a god with time traveling abilities - it requires a victim which will listen to him talking about history, nuclear power etc. - the only thing that this god fears is the IRS
I like to believe that bluejay and sam are the same person but one of them is more insane and the other more clam and is asleep until he is needed he will be awoken
I just broke up with my gf and felt so empty. Seeing this vid on my feed actually made me smile and lifted my heart n spirits. It’s the first time I’ve felt emotion today. Thanks for the uploads Mr. Jay
My obsessive love for One Piece bright me here, and then I proceeded to watch every video on the channel. Now I have to wait for content like the rest of the fan base! I just got here!
I really love you channel. The way you speak is so captivating and witty. I adore alliteration and rhythms very much, so hearing you effortlessly spit them left and right - it brightens my day
Sending lots of love, I lost my 15 y/o cat in April, too, never knew how to do it without him, since we‘ve had him since I was ten. Take all the time you need. Maybe my Elma will meet your dear Mango up there :)
Fun fact: Blue jays are part of the Corvidae family, along with ravens and crows. That fact has nothing to do with with the video, I just thought it was interesting.
ONE PIECE MENTION!!! RAAAA, WHAT IS A WORLD GOVERNMENT. Jokes aside, I’m sorry for your loss BlueJay, I’m sure that you made every day of Mango’s life man. May she rest in peace 💙
Wow. You're really ramping it up with the Alliterations. And it's... amazing, I love them! I'm also in love with the little reference to CGP Grey and the very... Sam O'nella-looking Dampier at 19:31 And of course, rest in peace, good doggo.
Sorry to hear about Mango dude 😢. Losing a pet is hard af, but stay strong and focus on the good. On a lighter note, your content just keeps getting better, absolute bangers every time. I’m loving this pirate era blue jay, and all the little things like the TikTok rant, the CGP Grey reference etc are so much fun. Thanks for doing what you do brotha
Poor Mango, she looks like a great bag-headed-doggo. Bestest girl for sure. We all feel with you Bluejay! It's always terrible losing a family member like that!
This is perfect timing. I just finished Black Sails the other day and now I get a bit more pirate content. Also I highly recommend Black Sails if you haven’t watched the show yet
All you need to become the pirate king: Have 'D' as your middle name Eat a devil fruit Get ship Get crew Be the ultimate menace to all opps Find the one piece
BlueJay how dare you not talk about the literal pirate queen Zheng Yi Sao, who had the greatest feats imaginable as a pirate and retired peacefully after basically strangling the Qing Empire to negotiate her freedom, and still getting off the hook with much of her treasure, a fleet of ships, and over a thousand pirate servants. DJ Peach Cobbler was RIGHT.
12:16 funny how I’m learning how the Asante did the exact same things with human hearts. They are quite tasty when made corrections. Or just have them raw and fresh from an OP. It’s your choice
Wealth fame power, Benjamin hornegold achieved this and everything else the world had to offer and his dying words drove countless souls to the sea. Want my treasure, you can have it. I left it all in A blue Jay video
I'm sorry for the loss of Mango Bluejay. Even though we want our puppers to live forever, Sadly it can't be that way. She's lived a long life that I'm sure she's not regretful of. Rest in peace Mango
ironically enough if this is the guy I'm thinking of the "food reviews" actually provided fairly useful information: he was both prolific and _consistent_ enough in his descriptions that him describing some critter's flavor profile specific section by specific section as he does a weird cross between dinner and dissection along with clear descriptions of how it was acquired stored and prepared actually gave enough information to give a rough gaugue of his dinner's lifestyle. ^"food reviews" were pretty common among officer's logs/journals both because it was a big common denominator among a group of people that often found themselves going from desperately buisy to desperately bored at a moment's notice and because it was legitimately an important part of their job: finding provisions on a ship was *IMPORTANT* so recording basics of what you can and can't eat + how and when to aquire it was both a huge factor of success for organizations and, y'know, a matter of life or death for the individuals.
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤. What I keep in mind to keep me sane for losing a pet, while you got to have a beautiful window in time with them, mango got to live her whole life in a loved environment❤❤
1 eat a random fruit 2 lose your abillity to swim and have a guy lose his arm for your fruit 3 now go on an adventure for probaly will take 100000 episodes
Oooh my god. You got me good with the Nick Cage crack. Fun fact - I was supposed to work on a filmset with Mel Gibson for a wild west movie. I didn't get the job, but my buddy did and he gave me the lowdown. They had issues with Mel Gibson (shocker) and who did they call in to replace him? Why Nick Cage of course! Keep your eyes out for a wild west movie staring our favorite second choice actor soon!
YARGHHH MATEY!! It be high time ye become the King of the SKY PIRATES!! Play War Thunder NOW for free on ye PC and ye Console, playwt.link/bluejay24 use me link for a big ol' bonus pack for new and returning players who haven't played in 6th months!
Real
How tf did you post this comment 14 hrs ago when the video is only on for 1 min?
@@epidemious1541he put it on private
eh, naval is dead bro (i only play when i need to grind the battlepass)
@@epidemious1541He put it on private
I'm sorry for your loss Bluejay, Rest in peace Mango
What happened?
@@123Lookatmrlee somewhat early in the video and at the end, there's text and pictures of bluejays dog who passed away in April.
rest in chutney
@@cow1816 that is so sad.
Rip Mango
I'm sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is to say goodbye to such a beloved four-legged family member after so many years. May the best girl Mango rest in peace.
Thank you so much, it really means a lot!
@@BlueJayYT shes in pet heaven man
Ok
Same. I am sorry 😢. Mango seems like sweetheart
i lost my cat Flash of 15ish years in October of 2022 its hard but now I have two cats Lemonade and Blueberry, Blueberry is Lemonade's daughter (I didn't name them lol)
The CGPGrey joke was perfect. And you did Mango's memory proud with this one. RIP Mango
Where was the CGP joke?
@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 9:40 Bluejay says "getting too close to CGPGrey there," in response to Steve asking "how do I become a pirate captain?"
This is a reference to CGPGrey's video on how to be a pirate captain
@@CaptainKlitz Ohhhhhhh, I didn't hear that
Ngl, I feel like the whole thing was already too close to CGPGrey, but good content nonetheless
@@canadez71 lol
Hey bluejay,
I actually lost my dog 3 years ago. Do I know how you feel. Its a horrible loss that of losing a best friend for life. Especislly since you were there for sll of theirs. But when i lost my dog i stumbled across a video thst helped me out so much about some funny war tactics. Thank you for continuing the funny videos and making people happy and especially rest in peace mango
Thank you so much for the kind words, it means a lot to me that I was able to help you go through such a terrible time!! I appreciate you
One of the funnier methods of impressment was a recruiter would go to a bar, hide a coin in the palm of his hand, and like a grandma, sneakily put the coin in people's hand via hand shakes.
Since the other person had "voluntarily" took the kings coin, he now needed to do his part and serve in the king's forces.
Loney Toons ass recruitment.
The goose sculpture would also make your ship untouchable because no serious navy captain would risk going on a wild goose chase.
Lmao
I’m the 2nd reply wtf
Well, i mean they would not want to run a fowl of their bosses, that would be un-pheasant and they could lose their Marque!
The absurdity of being held up by pirates, one of the nastiest things you can possibly encounter on the open ocean, only for them to demand your hats and quite literally nothing else is proof that existence itself is one big shitpost that some of us just take too seriously sometimes.
It's the strangest stories that are the true ones.
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Ben:"Merchant ship, prepare to be boarded!"
Merchis:"Oh no, Pirates! Whatever shall we do?! Those filthy rapscallions shall gut us like yesterdays fish!"
Ben:"Heyyyy guysss! Sooo...this is kinda...embarassing buuut...wedrunkenlythrewawayourhats...Would you be so kind as to hand over yours, please? Just the hats and we'll leave you alone! Promise!"
Merchis:"Uhm...yeah I guess...but...WTF?!"
Well said.
Be that one guy on the ship who left his hat below deck and wore a bandana topside, end up getting kidnapped and treated like royalty just for being some goober who didn't have a hat to steal and it made everyone laugh and laughter is more valuable than gold so they think highly of you for being the person who made everyone laugh.
"They took my mum's ashes" well damn, too poor to die.
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@@EEEEEEEE aand yep, its all over my screen! Well, I've gyatt to go! Over and out! 😅😅
*mum’s
Godbless Mango, thank you for your dedication to still giving quality videos
Thank you so much, your words mean a lot :)
Stay strong, sir. My cat: Gatto, 20y/o passed away 2 weeks ago, while you were making this. Mango is probably somewhere messing around with Gatto.
Cheers
RIP Gatto.
Even Blue Jay doesn’t make a joke about the IRS
Ironically, that is, in itself, a joke.
Everyone laugthing untill irs knocks on your door
"I am crazy enough to take on the Batman but the IRS? Noooo... thank you!"
It's not a joke, they absolutely F@CKED Al Capone...
I mean, he’s a bird but not a bird brain.
step one: have "D." in your name
step two: have a devil fruit
step three: be stupid
Roger didn't have a devil fruit
Error, Akainu just ended up killing me
Then how did Dwight D. Eisenhower do it?
Luffy is just.. inteligent in the oposite way
I know you didn’t openly say it but I feel like this was you calling me out for pirate king.. dressrosa at high noon.. be there
My favourite pirate will always be Black Sam Bellamy. He was a New Englander like myself, was one of the richest pirates in history. Black Sam was known to be a fair captain, laying down such rules as "if there aren't enough hammocks for everyone, then everyone sleeps on the floor".
Reportedly he started his career as a pirate because the father of his love, told him he couldn't marry her as a poor merchant sailor. He eventually returned, the captain of a pirate ship but was killed in a violent storm off Cape Cod.
The Whydah Galley, his ship was discovered several years ago and is the only verified pirate ship ever found. Also I've totally held a piece of Spanish silver found in the wreck and it's about the coolest thing I've ever done.
Twice I brought people to the Whydah Pirate Museum and they were surprised it was an actual museum with artifacts. They assumed it was going to be some Cape Cod tourist trap kitsch 😂
Whats really sad about it is that he almost made it back home. But died in the storm and if I remember correctly the woman he loved went insane also
@RayvenTheNight it really is sad, and while yes Black Sam was a pirate, he also was known for being a gentleman and wouldn't kill unless absolutely necessary, he just wanted to be free.
Black bart was also exceedingly fair on his ship and started as just a captive merchant marine. Also the only true pirate king is monkey d luffy
Best story from my hometown is about how blackbeard laid siege to the city of Charleston, jutsu for some medicine to treat the crew's VD
Step 1: find the one piece
THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLL
Step 0.1: eat a weird fruit
Bluejay you were starting to lose me on the longish layup to the nike cage joke but that somehow made it even better, well done. Rip Mango, she knew she was a good girl.
I’m so sorry for your loss, I know how it feels to lose a dog. My loving Rio was my first dog and she nearly lasted 15 years. I had to have her put down because her arthritis made it so she couldn’t walk or stand and she was miserable. Back then there was no cure so I had to have the unthinkable happen. I miss her dearly. Anyways good luck to you and wish you the best.
I’m sorry to hear about Rio, Mango similarly had to be put down because her back legs were getting bad. They gave out one night and she wasn’t able to stand, I’m just glad she isn’t in pain anymore!
Guys, my 20 year old dog also had to be put down due to her hip problems…. I feel you both, my condolences to Both of you ☀️
Similar. My cat had a stroke and started walking into walls. She was 17. Broke my heart calling the vet to come and put her down. I had them come to my home so she wouldn’t be afraid. Crying as I type this and this happened 3 years ago.. She was born in my house. I witnessed her take her first and last breath. I miss her so much. Ppl don’t understand for those who love animals, these pets are family to us. That’s why we keep them until it’s time for them to pass on. Even though we know they don’t live nearly as long as we do, it’s still heartbreaking when it’s their time. May your dogo rest in paradise
@@BlueJayYT oh this is a dog I were talking about I had a dog named Lighting he had been having health issues starting about a month before he died and on a particularly hot summer night my dad decided to TURN OFF the AC in my house and he (the dog) went down into my basement and became trapped in the Sump Pump which is in my basement and died in it (i found him stuck in it the next morning) i was about 5 years old at the time :(
@everybody im sorry for all of your losses
We had tu put own our dog too 2 years ago because of cancer i Hope that all of our dogs Are doing Great and im happy that arent suffering no more
"eating a man's heart does wonders for building infamy."
Damn, I didn't know my ex had the makings of a pirate king.
Dead🤣🤣🤣
Nice one 😂
"I am support to be the f*cked up one" 😅
"Do we torch them because they are French?"
"Steve... that is correct" 😂
Damn, Steve is made from stronger stuff than Alex
im pretty sure he said cracked
@@Cl-2048 I said that's correct
@@BlueJayYT k
Rest in peace mango, im sorry for your loss bluejay, losing a furry one is always hard, but i honestly think that having them in our lives, however short our time with them can be, ultimately makes us better people, the unconditional love of a good doggo is one of the best experiences in my opinion, and i think we should cherish those memories always
15:50 caught me heavily off guard and I literally spit orange juice across my bedroom laughing and jump scared my dog 😂😂😂
Edit: RIP Mango, fly high my 4 legged friend ❤❤
Speed up the vid
RIP Mango, you will be missed
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Among the best, maybe even the best.
monday left you broken
Rest in piece, Mango. She looks like she was the sweetest, goofiest, bestest girl. I'm glad you got to live with such a wonderful dog. She'll always be with you in one way or another, always ❤️
Nobody tell our Blue God about the Rainbow Bridge- that damn thing gets me every single time when I think of the myriad puppers I’ve lost in my time on this god forsaken marble. But they’ve sure made life a lot more bearable- I can count far more doggos I’d rather spend time with than people.
RIP Mango
May he rest in peace.
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Steve getting more and more unhinged as the episode goes on will always be funny to me, and I hope he sticks around like Alex did!
also rest in peace Mango :((
Luffy: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!
Usopp: ahhhhhh **writes it down**
Losing one's dog is like, one of the worst emotional pains a person can experience. My condolences for your loss.
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@EEEEEEEE your use of the letter E to represent the bottomless depths of human despair is very invocative.
My fiancé didn’t get over it for ten years and refused to get another dog. Granted, it’s because they were his first real pets other than a mean hamster he had in middle school. So he didn’t know how to deal with losing a pet.
I'd rather lose my dog than fk my grandma
Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
Dubs > Subs
Weab
Doo doo dooo doo, dododoo! doo doo dooo doo
@@DirtyBobBojangles oh no, they enjoy something. How horrible
Not a ship without a giant goose sculpture
Holy hell this has to be the funniest and most entertaining history channel 😂😂😂
The new best ever since samonella academy left😢
I had to have my childhood dog put down just over a year ago man, i feel your pain. It does hurt less in time, but it never goes away. Ive been thinking about him a lot lately. Sorry for your loss, and thanks a lot for the awesome content, i hope you have a prosperous career ahead of you!
1: Don’t play a sanctimonious part.
2: Be true to the song you sing.
3: Be able to sneak around with catlike tread.
Don't forget to help yourself in a royal way when you sally forth to seek you prey!
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And in spite of all your faults, you love your queen!
I was waiting so long for this comment!
@@etienneporras7252 I am the very model of a modern UA-cam commenter.
2:58
holy shit that rhyming was so damn smooth, I didn't even realise lo
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2:58
top ten rappers Eminem was afriad to diss
All you need to be Pirate King is mutant fruits, black paint and to take down an authoritarian government.
Don't forget becoming a crackhead
Yes!
All hail the Pirate King Atomsk, slayer of Medical Mechanica.
Cant forget to change your middle name while you're at it!
@@fjcstenberg6178 Ye Middle Name "D" is needed
I knew weabs were going to flock to this video
RIP Mango. He was, without a doubt, a good boy. The goodest boy, perhaps.
Also, great video! Pirate lifestyle has always fascinated and terrified me in eaual measure. Much like cowboys and royalty, the romantic imagery (and dime store romance novels 🤢) are just strong enough to hide the messier and very deadly aspects that would dissuade most people from ever wanting to be one.
That Schneider joke was BRUTAL and I loved it
Rest easy, Mango. We'll see you again at the rainbow bridge.🌈🫡
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Really sorry for ur loss, Bluejay. But I bet u gave ur doggy the best life possible. Keep it up, soldier and maybe make another dog happy when ur rdy :)
“Just like a book club of only amputees, not everyone is going to be on the same page.” Lmao. I had to pause my video game because I was processing that bar
"Kentucky"
"Bless you!"
Oh my god!!! Where has this channel been all my life!!!!😂😂😂
You did Mango proud BlueJay. Well done and rest in piece to the four legged friend.
What we know about blue Jay so far:
- it is a god with time traveling abilities
- it requires a victim which will listen to him talking about history, nuclear power etc.
- the only thing that this god fears is the IRS
Sorry for your loss 😢
My guys a yellow lab just turned 7 last month, 15 years is a long time with the best girl that ever was! Lucky man
When Sam left, we got him
I like to believe that bluejay and sam are the same person but one of them is more insane and the other more clam and is asleep until he is needed he will be awoken
A hero for our time of need
@@Just_Dino-ks4vcclam
@@jacetheguymusic idk how to spell i only learned how to spell 5 years ago
Imagine if they collaborate
that’s my birthday. what an honor to share it with the cozy beast ❤️❤️
Sorry for your loss Bluejay. Just lost our oldest dog on the 4th of July. She was a Chihuahua/Jack Russel mix. Almost 22 years old.
9:42 OMG CGP GREY REFERENCE!!! This is the happiest day of my life
I'm sorry for your loss, loosing one's pet it's awful. Take all the time you need and always remember mango with love and happiness.
4:47 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?! (Look at the TV)
i’m so sorry for your loss BlueJay. i just recently lost my childhood dog, RIP Krull; bestest boy ever 13 years spent well. Rest in peace Mango
RIP Mango and cheers to all the great pets out there. Love your stuff, Bluejay, sir.
I just broke up with my gf and felt so empty. Seeing this vid on my feed actually made me smile and lifted my heart n spirits. It’s the first time I’ve felt emotion today. Thanks for the uploads Mr. Jay
I love how unhinged all these real pirates and especially Bluejay's pirates are 😂 "10 lashes was it? 😈"
My obsessive love for One Piece bright me here, and then I proceeded to watch every video on the channel. Now I have to wait for content like the rest of the fan base! I just got here!
I really love you channel. The way you speak is so captivating and witty. I adore alliteration and rhythms very much, so hearing you effortlessly spit them left and right - it brightens my day
Three steps to becoming King of the Pirates.
Step 1: Find a ship
Step 2: Form a crew
Step 3: Find the One Piece
15:40 it was at this moment that Steve learned the most important lesson there is
RIP Mango. You’ll always be sweet in our and Jay’s hearts🕊️🕊️
Sending lots of love, I lost my 15 y/o cat in April, too, never knew how to do it without him, since we‘ve had him since I was ten. Take all the time you need. Maybe my Elma will meet your dear Mango up there :)
R.I.P mango
Fun fact: Blue jays are part of the Corvidae family, along with ravens and crows.
That fact has nothing to do with with the video, I just thought it was interesting.
ONE PIECE MENTION!!!
RAAAA, WHAT IS A WORLD GOVERNMENT.
Jokes aside, I’m sorry for your loss BlueJay, I’m sure that you made every day of Mango’s life man. May she rest in peace 💙
The dark humor and rhymes are so good in this video. Kudos BlueJay.
THE ONE PIECE. THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
4:53 He's playing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle R!!
I knew he’s gonna make a CGP joke 9:42
That one took me of guard. Had to jump back to make sure I heard right. XD
What is CGP?
@@myscreen2urs a UA-cam who makes explaining videos somewhat like this
@@crissagram What
@@crissagramwhen'd he do that?
Wow. You're really ramping it up with the Alliterations. And it's... amazing, I love them! I'm also in love with the little reference to CGP Grey and the very... Sam O'nella-looking Dampier at 19:31
And of course, rest in peace, good doggo.
Sorry to hear about Mango dude 😢. Losing a pet is hard af, but stay strong and focus on the good.
On a lighter note, your content just keeps getting better, absolute bangers every time. I’m loving this pirate era blue jay, and all the little things like the TikTok rant, the CGP Grey reference etc are so much fun.
Thanks for doing what you do brotha
Poor Mango, she looks like a great bag-headed-doggo.
Bestest girl for sure. We all feel with you Bluejay! It's always terrible losing a family member like that!
This is perfect timing. I just finished Black Sails the other day and now I get a bit more pirate content. Also I highly recommend Black Sails if you haven’t watched the show yet
"This is about Benjamin Hornigold!"
Me: Oh I've Heard about that name! I've heard about that name. I.. oh f$ck I've heard about that name....
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Sorry for the loss of your dog, they looked adorable. Absolutely loved the rhymes, this pirate series is so funny.
All you need to become the pirate king:
Have 'D' as your middle name
Eat a devil fruit
Get ship
Get crew
Be the ultimate menace to all opps
Find the one piece
Gol D Roger Monkey D Luffy
Bluejay suffered a horrid loss and still put out content and made it no different than the rest of his videos…
Yeah I’ll sub for that.
I thought it left but it’s still waiting for me to fall asleep please help
2:53 damn bro started rapping 😂
why does it go hard though 💀 like really this was clean lol
BlueJay how dare you not talk about the literal pirate queen Zheng Yi Sao, who had the greatest feats imaginable as a pirate and retired peacefully after basically strangling the Qing Empire to negotiate her freedom, and still getting off the hook with much of her treasure, a fleet of ships, and over a thousand pirate servants.
DJ Peach Cobbler was RIGHT.
I think he covered her in one of the other vids
@@shysquidinky8601 I think he showed her on screen when he mentioned pirates who actually survived
He did, as one of the pirates that didn't die on the field
22:12
That skit at 6:54 caught me off guard. That was hilarious.
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12:16 funny how I’m learning how the Asante did the exact same things with human hearts. They are quite tasty when made corrections. Or just have them raw and fresh from an OP. It’s your choice
Wealth fame power, Benjamin hornegold achieved this and everything else the world had to offer and his dying words drove countless souls to the sea. Want my treasure, you can have it. I left it all in A blue Jay video
Sorry about your dog man 😢
I'm sorry for the loss of Mango Bluejay. Even though we want our puppers to live forever, Sadly it can't be that way. She's lived a long life that I'm sure she's not regretful of. Rest in peace Mango
We all know the only way to become king of the pirates you gotta find the one piece!(all jokes aside,I'm sorry for your loss bluejay🥺💙)
ironically enough if this is the guy I'm thinking of the "food reviews" actually provided fairly useful information: he was both prolific and _consistent_ enough in his descriptions that him describing some critter's flavor profile specific section by specific section as he does a weird cross between dinner and dissection along with clear descriptions of how it was acquired stored and prepared actually gave enough information to give a rough gaugue of his dinner's lifestyle.
^"food reviews" were pretty common among officer's logs/journals both because it was a big common denominator among a group of people that often found themselves going from desperately buisy to desperately bored at a moment's notice and because it was legitimately an important part of their job: finding provisions on a ship was *IMPORTANT* so recording basics of what you can and can't eat + how and when to aquire it was both a huge factor of success for organizations and, y'know, a matter of life or death for the individuals.
Amazing literations in this video, youre upping your game every video!
Yeah! More blue bird! Wooo
RIP MANGO YOU WERE A REAL ONE
The Archer episodes where he was pirate king were bangers
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤. What I keep in mind to keep me sane for losing a pet, while you got to have a beautiful window in time with them, mango got to live her whole life in a loved environment❤❤
R.I.P Mango, you were a danm good Pirate. 🏴☠️
You fool, now I shall become king of the pirates and find the one piece
Fire Of Learning just uploaded "The Life Of A Blue Jay", coincidence?
R.I.P. Mango.
There are no bad days, when you come home to a dog's love.
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"Why do dogs float in water?"
Because they are good buoys.
But she's a girl.
1 eat a random fruit
2 lose your abillity to swim and have a guy lose his arm for your fruit
3 now go on an adventure for probaly will take 100000 episodes
Another banger, and a great tribute to a distinguished lady such as Mango.
I’m sorry for your loss Bluejay. You gave her such a wonderful life.
Sorry for your loss Bluejay, may Mango rest in peace. ♥
Bro was basically the first person to ever go "I like that hat, lemme hold it real fast"
Oooh my god. You got me good with the Nick Cage crack. Fun fact - I was supposed to work on a filmset with Mel Gibson for a wild west movie. I didn't get the job, but my buddy did and he gave me the lowdown. They had issues with Mel Gibson (shocker) and who did they call in to replace him? Why Nick Cage of course! Keep your eyes out for a wild west movie staring our favorite second choice actor soon!
Aww Mango. He seems like he was a sweet dog. My condolences.