The Great Emu War

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2016
  • Had to reupload this one due to a minor audio syncing issue.
    Did you guys like how the emus had people feet?
    Intro and outro song:
    "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @jordangiles9222
    @jordangiles9222 4 роки тому +20399

    Reported to God for drawing Emus with human feet.

    • @hamoodhabibi
      @hamoodhabibi 4 роки тому +402

      I know it looks devilish

    • @kattakid9884
      @kattakid9884 4 роки тому +546

      Wtf i hate you i didn't notice and didn't want to

    • @irinerr
      @irinerr 4 роки тому +318

      OH GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT

    • @irinerr
      @irinerr 4 роки тому +144

      OHHHH GODDD

    • @malsmals
      @malsmals 4 роки тому +169

      I've watched this video for like a year ago and now i just noticed that shit wtf

  • @user-mh8it8kv3t
    @user-mh8it8kv3t 5 років тому +28042

    When I was little I was chased by about 5 emus and I had to throw my sandwich at them and run. I never forgot that sandwich.

    • @BiningiTheBanan
      @BiningiTheBanan 4 роки тому +1941

      R.I.P. Sandwich. We will never forget you.

    • @KidKatastrophe2314
      @KidKatastrophe2314 4 роки тому +1063

      Did you make it?

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 4 роки тому +370

      This is amazing lmao

    • @mykey2max
      @mykey2max 4 роки тому +334

      • - • god that sounds terrifying but so funny

    • @amanassi7346
      @amanassi7346 4 роки тому +641

      @@KidKatastrophe2314 he's alright but he died

  • @-_-_-_-_-370
    @-_-_-_-_-370 2 роки тому +4921

    Oversimplified's Emu War: Gentlemen version
    Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Crackheads version

    • @BingusLover-ck2nj
      @BingusLover-ck2nj 2 роки тому +268

      You misspelled “the superior version”.

    • @thenotreallebron
      @thenotreallebron 2 роки тому +364

      Oversimplified’s Emu War: Neutral Good
      Sam O’Nella’s Emu War: Chaotic Evil

    • @bushmg1061
      @bushmg1061 2 роки тому +14

      @BingusLover3127 It’s a damn shame I can’t like that more than once

    • @spleet1732
      @spleet1732 2 роки тому +9

      ;-; are we ripping on Sam now?

    • @vulpix2001
      @vulpix2001 2 роки тому +59

      Oversimplified's Emu War: plebs choice
      Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Patricians taste

  • @joshuahale7597
    @joshuahale7597 3 роки тому +4678

    I grew up in Australia and not ONCE did my history teachers ever mention this. Literally the coolest part of our history and no one even talks about it...

    • @Salnax
      @Salnax 3 роки тому +495

      Which is weird, since it’s practically the only piece of Australian history a lot of non-Australians know about.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 роки тому +58

      @@Salnax I wouldn't underestimate how much more non Australian people know about Aboriginals then Australian people...

    • @analcommando1124
      @analcommando1124 2 роки тому +82

      Because it was an incredibly minor event and the term "war" was used ironically and comically. Most people I know had never heard of it.
      It's just become an internet meme and unfortunately people take it seriously and think its a major thing.

    • @nisur6794
      @nisur6794 2 роки тому +26

      Because it's just a internet meme that some non Australians use to mock Australians.

    • @Hamantha
      @Hamantha 2 роки тому +16

      Cause they lost lol

  • @BlueDrew10
    @BlueDrew10 5 років тому +10453

    They were only given 10,000 rounds to kill 50,000 emus? This operation was doomed to fail from the start.

    • @youtubetears8732
      @youtubetears8732 5 років тому +91

      That's Crazy

    • @xoreign
      @xoreign 5 років тому +552

      There were only 20,000 at the time.

    • @xoreign
      @xoreign 5 років тому +189

      @darklordster A round being able to kill more than one bird isnt too unreasonable.

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 5 років тому +688

      Truth is, the war was rigged from the start.

    • @xoreign
      @xoreign 5 років тому +211

      @darklordster Cant exactly blame someone for lack of knowledge in regards to bird warfare.

  • @vatevor
    @vatevor 7 років тому +8305

    why didn't they just recruit the emus into the Australian army? Australia would be unstoppable

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 7 років тому +526

      One senator suggested this and even compared the emu's to the zulu.

    • @GeneralJakeMLB
      @GeneralJakeMLB 7 років тому +421

      Just give them a fucking army knife and they will destroy China in seconds

    • @nicholasloremann4741
      @nicholasloremann4741 7 років тому +44

      whatevernm555 HOLY SHIT i did not think about that

    • @jcthefluteman
      @jcthefluteman 7 років тому +181

      Because emus really don't give a fuck

    • @JonesyMcDanes
      @JonesyMcDanes 7 років тому +141

      well if Australia was attached to anything that would work, but its not and I'm pretty sure any ship would sink via emu shit before it reached land

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana6456 2 роки тому +872

    Things emus do:
    - walk on crops
    - crap on crops
    - crap on walks
    - crop on craps
    - crab on docks
    - captain on the rocks

  • @williamvanvoorhis2681
    @williamvanvoorhis2681 2 роки тому +2250

    As an Emu I can confirm that my grandfather served in the great Emu war

  • @JoSTomchess0809
    @JoSTomchess0809 3 роки тому +8777

    You didnt mention that the farmers decided to build fences after the war and that pretty much solved their problem

    • @thekramer1097
      @thekramer1097 3 роки тому +448

      One would have think that a fence would have been the first thing to try like... common sense. But Australia I guess ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

    • @crabhell3751
      @crabhell3751 3 роки тому +385

      @@thekramer1097 to be honest we just needed an excuse to shoot up some emus.

    • @thomasramirez5132
      @thomasramirez5132 2 роки тому +458

      @TheTree not just any big chickens, THE tactical big chickens

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 2 роки тому +44

      @@thomasramirez5132 the big tactical BULLET PROOF chicken

    • @oldmansamsay1023
      @oldmansamsay1023 2 роки тому +460

      We did have fences, the emus were notorious for breaking them, we just decided that chicken wire doesn't work against mega chickens, and made better fences.

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 5 років тому +28125

    If it wasn’t for the brave Australian farmers and soldiers’ actions, we would all be speaking Emu to this day.

    • @jetlags1474
      @jetlags1474 5 років тому +278

      Underrated Comment

    • @slimegod660
      @slimegod660 5 років тому +295

      @Oof_Ster Bob_Ross
      Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Screech. 👏 Squak. 👏
      Translation: Bad. Emus. Goto. Emu. Hell.

    • @bearofthewoods123-8
      @bearofthewoods123-8 5 років тому +85

      @@jetlags1474 *Meanwhile it's the top comment and has 1K likes*

    • @fishbot9902
      @fishbot9902 5 років тому +61

      since birds are reptiles Australia would be ruled by reptilians
      *YES!*

    • @bearofthewoods123-8
      @bearofthewoods123-8 5 років тому +23

      @@fishbot9902 Birds aren't reptiles.

  • @im_a_pretzel6715
    @im_a_pretzel6715 3 роки тому +4266

    If I had a nickel for ever time a emus won a war I would have 2 nickels that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happend twice

  • @marcuskwasa902
    @marcuskwasa902 Рік тому +218

    That fertility scale was one of the best non number based scale I’ve ever seen. Truly helped me picture the scarcity of fertility in the time

  • @feral-introvert
    @feral-introvert 3 роки тому +8416

    as an australian, i can confirm: emus are still salty about this to this day

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 3 роки тому +192

      But didn’t the Emus technically win the war against the Australian military?

    • @feral-introvert
      @feral-introvert 3 роки тому +258

      @@kevinnorris6558 emus never forget

    • @user-uh9sf5sg3n
      @user-uh9sf5sg3n 3 роки тому +38

      As a fellow Australian I completely agree

    • @fanta-cool7532
      @fanta-cool7532 3 роки тому +91

      Are you living under an emu dictatorship now?

    • @billyjim0733
      @billyjim0733 3 роки тому +74

      @@fanta-cool7532 unfortunately yes oh SHIT THEY SAW ME AHODIAHBOIEGHUBW

  • @theaveragestabilizer6415
    @theaveragestabilizer6415 4 роки тому +4407

    "A solid Hillary Clinton in fertility"
    I'm dying

    • @workhardism
      @workhardism 4 роки тому +125

      "I wonder why Bill Clinton fooled around so much?" Looks at a pic of Hillary. "Oh, ok, I understand it now."

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 роки тому +8

      @@workhardism 0_0
      What

    • @kizilm5315
      @kizilm5315 3 роки тому +2

      May you rest in peace

    • @draphotube4315
      @draphotube4315 3 роки тому +4

      @Eric Lee nah, that’s just a pessimistic perspective.

    • @draphotube4315
      @draphotube4315 3 роки тому +7

      @Eric Lee maybe, we don’t know, although I would find that pretty boring... just to say.
      Many believe it is only our body that is mortal. So yeah probably not needed.
      But it isn’t like from the beginning of birth your dying. You die once, You live everyday you have this experience as a human.

  • @piguinea1
    @piguinea1 3 роки тому +296

    "The men were feeling a little discouraged after losing to a bunch of discount ostriches"

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 2 роки тому +68

    I love how it's called "The Emu War" implying that the Emus fought back in large numbers, they didn't call it "Attempted Emu Extermination" or something slightly cohesive or realistic, no just call it "Emu War"

    • @Pacster15
      @Pacster15 Місяць тому

      Emu's can actually be quite aggressive. It's not uncommon for provoked Emu's to mob anyone that gets too close or annoys them.

  • @mousetvalerie
    @mousetvalerie 5 років тому +9316

    "It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once"
    As an Australian, can confirm

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 роки тому +81

      Omg I missed that 🤣 what a dark joke

    • @reneedavidson3288
      @reneedavidson3288 4 роки тому +82

      Dingo ate my baby

    • @rougeakane
      @rougeakane 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂💀

    • @Stevefrom2076
      @Stevefrom2076 4 роки тому +38

      As an Australian u should know it’s spelled dingos

    • @hoodstarx
      @hoodstarx 4 роки тому +18

      It's true I was the Australian

  • @NessaWyvern
    @NessaWyvern 4 роки тому +3663

    Australia: Loses a war against Emus.
    New Zealand: Eats a bigger version of Emu to extinction.

    • @dracoqueen1263
      @dracoqueen1263 4 роки тому +380

      *New Zealand Then Also Kills Off The Biggest Eagle In The Process*

    • @jellyfish0311
      @jellyfish0311 4 роки тому +98

      The only thing bigger is their appetite

    • @davidmartin9225
      @davidmartin9225 4 роки тому +141

      Those "Bigger emus" were pansies,
      REAL emus aren't using size as their only defence.

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 4 роки тому +108

      @@davidmartin9225
      Well, the Maori themselves explained that it wasn't just that they were pansies (they were)
      It's that they didn't eve have a well-developed fight or flight mechanism. It appears even the Haast's eagle didn't exist long enough to influence moa evolution (doesn't help that the eagle comes from above, not around).

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 4 роки тому +38

      We should of sent the kiwis after the emus during the war

  • @zacdillon4311
    @zacdillon4311 3 роки тому +144

    "I mean it's a nice change for the kids to be eating the dingos for once..." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

  • @ceddyd
    @ceddyd 3 роки тому +38

    When he said “don’t crowd fund. Crowd source.”, I thought for sure he’d have a sponsor then.

  • @helpfulhandgrenade1472
    @helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 років тому +2400

    "Quack"
    -Unknown, 1936

  • @Autissima
    @Autissima 3 роки тому +6797

    They still eradicated 1%
    Just three people...
    Still impressive Imo.

    • @sh4dy832
      @sh4dy832 3 роки тому +615

      Also, 1'000 dead with 10'000 bullets isn't a bad number, considering that every Emu ate like 3 bullets and half of the time they were fireing from bumpy roads that almost make it impossible to aim.

    • @ThZuao
      @ThZuao 3 роки тому +236

      Current figure for rounds of small arms fired per enemy fatality is 250.. Thousand.
      Yeah, you read that right. it takes 250,000 rounds of ammunition to kill a single enemy soldier (counting only those killed in a firefight. So no bombs, drone strikes or other stuff that isn't man killing man with their personal kit) Up form 75000 during 'Nam and 50000 in WWII.

    • @afrizaldaniswaraali8980
      @afrizaldaniswaraali8980 3 роки тому +56

      @@ThZuao Who counted this?

    • @Jonathan-fb1kj
      @Jonathan-fb1kj 3 роки тому +256

      @@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 My guess is they got it from a source that divided the total number of rounds expended by the rough number killed which is a shitty way to go about getting the information.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 3 роки тому +100

      Not only that but 10 rounds per emu is pretty good... for a machinegun. I can't help but feel some scoped guns and more men would have been better for ammo efficiency.

  • @herocatgirl7112
    @herocatgirl7112 2 роки тому +27

    The way you drew the emus with kinda realistic human feet always cracks me up

  • @michealdoyle5571
    @michealdoyle5571 3 роки тому +47

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that he actually drew Tanzania?

    • @innacrisis6991
      @innacrisis6991 2 роки тому +11

      Different country mate, that's Tasmania. It's sort of like Austria and Australia, easy to misread but completely bloody different

    • @mrmanawdaws3476
      @mrmanawdaws3476 Рік тому

      lmao tanzania

  • @sh0gun___
    @sh0gun___ 7 років тому +2456

    "It''s a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once" I love this channel.

    • @Zoidbergx
      @Zoidbergx 7 років тому +55

      As a Australian. this is one of the funniest things ever!

    • @finisterre2415
      @finisterre2415 7 років тому +20

      As a Australian, i agree :D

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 років тому +16

      As a not Australian, I don't get it.

    • @Motherland177
      @Motherland177 7 років тому +49

      a dingo ate a baby on frazer island a while back

    • @EvilParagon2
      @EvilParagon2 7 років тому +12

      Because of the feral dog population, it's estimated that every dingo is 25% domestic dog as more and more dogs join their packs.
      Eating Dingo is pretty much eating dog.

  • @johnbrownsbody3272
    @johnbrownsbody3272 7 років тому +2152

    Call of duty Emu warfare

    • @bloodshotred6334
      @bloodshotred6334 7 років тому +99

      Still better than infinte warfare

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 років тому +58

      Playing as the Emus destroying a farmers crops and eating them would be cool. Imagine the meme potential for a game like that.

    • @jo_8256
      @jo_8256 6 років тому +34

      Call of emu bird ops 2

    • @nolancruzsmith
      @nolancruzsmith 6 років тому +7

      Make it happen Infinity Ward

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 6 років тому +4

      That actually sounds amazing

  • @poggersquirrel583
    @poggersquirrel583 3 роки тому +24

    Imagine an angry mob of substandard ostriches sprinting towards you at 45 miles an hour

  • @mtorngren15
    @mtorngren15 2 роки тому +12

    Word has it, Emus moved to Tasmania, started to rebuild, plotting for vengeance. Satellite images show at least 20k heavy armored tanks, and a serious naval fleet that we can't get a count on

  • @Dimmo87ie
    @Dimmo87ie 3 роки тому +4830

    “If you want to commit mass murder, don’t crowd fund, crowd source”.
    -Sam 2020-

  • @liumwastaken
    @liumwastaken 7 років тому +1298

    i wasn't ready for those feet

    • @eisleyism
      @eisleyism 7 років тому +13

      I was.

    • @SamONellaAcademy
      @SamONellaAcademy  7 років тому +159

      That's what she said
      After I curb stomped that bitch when she talked back WOO DOMESTIC ABUSE YEAH

    • @rrr21able
      @rrr21able 7 років тому +8

      Haha domestic abuse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @eisleyism
      @eisleyism 7 років тому +2

      I was looking for a pita bread sandwich with tuna fish and gravy except I was gonna replace it by going over to my local pita pit, and buying a pita sandwich, and throwing away the insides of the pita bread sandwich, and taking the pita bread home with me and using it on my tortilla tuna wrap.

    • @alexandrumoise1511
      @alexandrumoise1511 7 років тому +1

      your east coast is showing

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 3 роки тому +17

    2:14 "remember, dying for the mob is dying for your sons"

  • @TJ-ft2ks
    @TJ-ft2ks 3 роки тому +16

    I remember doing a presentation on the great emu war and I basically learned everything through this video 4 years ago 😂

  • @skyboy9052
    @skyboy9052 4 роки тому +2263

    I really like how the emus have human feet

    • @jessicaweinshenker1659
      @jessicaweinshenker1659 3 роки тому +32

      We have snakes with human traits.

    • @m.guypirate6900
      @m.guypirate6900 3 роки тому +41

      I am an emu with the mind of a human an the body of a human

    • @cherrysoda06
      @cherrysoda06 3 роки тому +25

      @@jessicaweinshenker1659 this might sound weird but I like your last name

    • @randomanimator6289
      @randomanimator6289 3 роки тому +2

      I looked it up I don’t know it doesn’t look too human like but I can kinda see it

    • @DeWitherWarrior
      @DeWitherWarrior 3 роки тому +5

      @@randomanimator6289 in the video they have human feet not in real life

  • @alfonzog6327
    @alfonzog6327 5 років тому +3974

    **Walking on crops and Crapping on crops and Crapping on Walks and Cropping on craps and Crapping on docks and Captain on the Rocks**
    Best sequence of words ever put in a sentence.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 4 роки тому +176

      Along with
      "I say we deploy a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy!"
      "Every kid has dreamed about being a Swash bucklin, Corn-shucklin, Wife cucklin, cock-sucklin pirate"
      "Finally, we send it down the line, evacuate the spine, bifurcate the hind, reticulate the spline, and power-wash it again just for good measures"

    • @ewa1680
      @ewa1680 4 роки тому +36

      My favorite rapper

    • @joshuabates1355
      @joshuabates1355 4 роки тому +9

      @@hyperx72 Best song I ever read

    • @igogoplatayobitch7566
      @igogoplatayobitch7566 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like an eminem verse

    • @mrdertyo9113
      @mrdertyo9113 4 роки тому +1

      Hell Fucc Yeah! Had to rewind it like 7 times 💯🤣🤣🤣 I'm still crying laffin!!

  • @Yahirplaysminecraft
    @Yahirplaysminecraft 2 роки тому +22

    I just realized the emus have human feet.

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 Рік тому +8

    What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 7 років тому +349

    20,000 emus reported
    50,000 bounties cashed
    sounds like someone got away with something

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 6 років тому +5

      breeders?

    • @keegking1582
      @keegking1582 6 років тому +3

      Meester Writer I think he said 200,000 emus not 20,000

  • @Fsilone
    @Fsilone 4 роки тому +4199

    Government: **puts bounty on emus**
    Farmers: **start farming emus**
    Government: **cancels bounty on emus**
    Farmers: **release emus**
    Government: SurprisedPikachu.png

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 роки тому +37

      The emus the farmers turned in were dead

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 роки тому +203

      Forget to read the second part? It's hypothetical here, but India did the same thing back when the British ruled them and had put a bounty on cobras.

    • @meferswift
      @meferswift 4 роки тому +29

      @@Fsilone idk, maybe its too hard farming emus.
      Ppl are already starving anyway.

    • @lordmaximillius3431
      @lordmaximillius3431 3 роки тому +4

      I love this😂

    • @SoJoever
      @SoJoever 3 роки тому +9

      I think that’s called the cobra effect if I remember correctly

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 Рік тому +2

    I like that this is the *Great* Emu War so as to distinguish it from those lesser Emu Wars.

  • @bmfsnc8466
    @bmfsnc8466 Рік тому +4

    I like how sam apologizes for a mediocre truck drawing when all his doodles are, well just that, doodles, half ass drawings, not great, but that is all a part of the vibe of this great channel!

  • @ericlutzen4835
    @ericlutzen4835 7 років тому +596

    "Don't crowd-fund, crowd-source"
    you have my subscription

  • @CaptCow
    @CaptCow 7 років тому +900

    Emus: Modern day velociraptors with beaks.

    • @austing5951
      @austing5951 7 років тому +60

      My great grandfather told me about when he used to shoot them, apparently they have a bone plate on their chest that will ricochet .303, so honestly I'm not surprised we lost.

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 7 років тому +3

      Shemegory aw hell naw

    • @hi-gf5yl
      @hi-gf5yl 7 років тому +14

      CaptCow more like Utah raptors because of their large size. Velociraptors are about the size of chickens.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +12

      CaptCow They are though, But Cassowaries will fucking gut ya and take your entrails for jewelry

    • @nowdefunct6075
      @nowdefunct6075 7 років тому +4

      John Vo you are gonna crush alot of childhoods.

  • @andrenowaczek4909
    @andrenowaczek4909 2 роки тому +45

    10 bullets per emu sounds extremely reasonable. In fact, that's exactly what I guessed when he mentioned they had 10,000 bullets - 1000 kills.
    I find it hard to believe that the bounty was less than the price of 10 bullets, so surely they were losing money with that programme. (You don't need to factor in the soldiers' salaries because they get paid regardless).

    • @ifihadfriends437
      @ifihadfriends437 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah but the stupid part is the whole problem was solved when they just built better fences

    • @Mightymite1
      @Mightymite1 Рік тому

      But there were 20,000 emus.

  • @Abd-kb7tr
    @Abd-kb7tr 3 роки тому +12

    1:42 cant believe Sam predicted the tanks from death stranding

  • @foosic1742
    @foosic1742 7 років тому +894

    "These fuckers are strong as hell. They're basically meat-laven tanks and they can definitely take a bullet or 3 and still run away."

  • @marcossantana1312
    @marcossantana1312 6 років тому +1238

    "Tell my wife I said quack" - Emu

    • @marcossantana1312
      @marcossantana1312 5 років тому +11

      Mike Rotch that's why your mom loves me

    • @toptop961
      @toptop961 5 років тому +1

      I read this the same time as it was showing in the video

    • @Tornxx
      @Tornxx 5 років тому +1

      Tom was a good man

    • @saucyboi8215
      @saucyboi8215 5 років тому +1

      HE'S CHEATING ON ANOTHER BIRD!!!

    • @UTTPRamranch
      @UTTPRamranch 5 років тому +1

      "I quack you" - Emu

  • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
    @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 3 роки тому +8

    2:46 war thunder without gun stabilizers in a nutshell

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +8

    We may have missed the timeline where big bird was a casualty of the worst astronomical tragedy in human history, but we managed to get the timeline where Emus won a war with Australia.

    • @GONMI01
      @GONMI01 3 роки тому

      Does O5 know you're here?

  • @sarahlinna505
    @sarahlinna505 6 років тому +2238

    I don’t know why, but it really makes me happy that the emus have people feet

    • @sophietoms8358
      @sophietoms8358 5 років тому +56

      I hate it

    • @cashewsftw
      @cashewsftw 5 років тому +21

      It’s scary tbh

    • @carpenoctem3257
      @carpenoctem3257 5 років тому +77

      No, they have Satan’s feet, they have a claw on them that can literally gut a human. It kicks, you look down and just before you pass out due to your blood pressure dropping and you going into shock, you get to see your guts slide out onto the floor at the feet of the beelzebird

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 років тому +7

      what, the fuck

    • @Kore_YT
      @Kore_YT 5 років тому +3

      Didn't expect to see you here, lol.

  • @EmBeeSeven
    @EmBeeSeven 7 років тому +1589

    I don't think I need to attend college when I get such a vast pool of knowledge from you.
    Can you cover the entirety of electrical engineering in 5 minutes?

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Рік тому +3

    By far, the most fabulous provider on UA-cam!

  • @fongdenise388
    @fongdenise388 3 роки тому

    i'm going to watch every channel covering this war and i am never going to get tired of it

  • @coolguymei5670
    @coolguymei5670 3 роки тому +720

    "Tell my wife i said Quack"
    - Husband emo 2016 , rip you will never be forgotten

  • @JustAnotherAccount8
    @JustAnotherAccount8 4 роки тому +997

    A lot of countries would be embarrassed at this defeat, but as an Australian, I'm incredibly proud... It's also the only reason japan didn't attempt a ground invasion of Australia during WW2

  • @seromniconciente8689
    @seromniconciente8689 3 роки тому +16

    2:06 why does this looks so familiar

  • @THE_IRS0
    @THE_IRS0 3 роки тому +6

    Sam: they start out in a large mob
    Markrov: stop tempting me...

  • @user-cn9ks5tl1c
    @user-cn9ks5tl1c 4 роки тому +961

    Australia fought in both wars. Won the war with millions of soldiers involved, lost the war with knock off ostriches.

    • @garcsstuff6734
      @garcsstuff6734 4 роки тому +13

      The Gaming N0OB it’s incredible how much of a burden the emus put on the economy but yet Australia only mobilised a few soldiers

    • @ghenkel0225
      @ghenkel0225 4 роки тому +46

      No
      Ostriches are knock off emus

    • @kitkatw321
      @kitkatw321 4 роки тому +4

      just wait till you hear about our dinosaur bird

    • @boedoedeedo
      @boedoedeedo 4 роки тому

      Ghenkel 02 your so correct.

    • @thatgoldenguy3272
      @thatgoldenguy3272 4 роки тому +5

      I like the idea of emus being “knock off ostriches”

  • @daroachdoggjr188
    @daroachdoggjr188 6 років тому +1136

    War.
    War never changes.

  • @hadgeron9556
    @hadgeron9556 3 роки тому +6

    0:30 laughs in extinct volcanic soil are you sure about that

  • @Kasparoscar
    @Kasparoscar 2 роки тому +3

    There were also various phases of the war with more people involved, ambushes, counterattacks from the emus, traps and ornitologists helping the military predict their enemie’s next moves.

  • @DemonJolt
    @DemonJolt 7 років тому +4551

    This is my favorite war.

    • @buddhasdisciple4935
      @buddhasdisciple4935 6 років тому +18

      Why is "humans waging war on birds" is a favorite war of yours ? Are you even human ?

    • @emusaurus6669
      @emusaurus6669 6 років тому +74

      me too cuz us emus won lmao

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 6 років тому +30

      xEmuu Just wait until Emu war 2 electric boogaloo. Y'all got slaughtered

    • @anthonyppap7226
      @anthonyppap7226 6 років тому +2

      A

    • @jasonday5143
      @jasonday5143 6 років тому +1

      h

  • @huemid3974
    @huemid3974 7 років тому +836

    Remember that one time Australia nuked a place called emu field

  • @thefancyconspiracist
    @thefancyconspiracist 2 роки тому +2

    For anyone wondering why the emu is on the Australian coat of arms, it's not because they can step backwards, but because it was the only way to make a peace treatie

  • @zionleach3001
    @zionleach3001 2 роки тому +4

    Of course when humanity wants to intentionally destroy a species we FAIL.

  • @felafnirelek8987
    @felafnirelek8987 6 років тому +551

    "Its a nice change of pace having the kida eat the dingos"

  • @chef9524
    @chef9524 4 роки тому +725

    Read title as “The great emo war”

    • @oceanman_8370
      @oceanman_8370 4 роки тому +50

      That sounds funny know but it might happen in a few decades, just you wait

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 4 роки тому +82

      Both sides end up killing themselves. Not much of a war

    • @whotfisgeo
      @whotfisgeo 4 роки тому +4

      no

    • @MrPainkiller616
      @MrPainkiller616 4 роки тому +31

      When the goths cross paths with the scene kids at Hot Topic

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 роки тому +29

      We will never forget that time when 150 rangers of the My Chemical Romance army held off a 1000 men strong contingent of the Good Charlotte legion at the dam. The downpour of lead that followed was truly the stuff of nightmare, the bodies fell down every corner, the sound of gunfire was omnipresent, only broken by screams of agony and horror. If there ever was Hell on earth, that would be this, none of the survivors came back the same. The MCR rangers managed to repel the Legion and killed off over 400 of them, but they lost almost half of theirs in the process. Their bravery should be heralded, but we shall not forget the great sacrifices made during the Great Emo War

  • @thomaskositzki9424
    @thomaskositzki9424 2 роки тому +5

    4:00 So the lesson here kids is: if you want to commit mass murder, don't crowd fund, crowd source.
    LMFAO, can't stop, I just can't stop laughing!!!

  • @freycossy-_-6598
    @freycossy-_-6598 2 роки тому +4

    As an Australian, hearing 'Ee-moo' (as opposed to the regular 'Eem-yoo') really made my skin crawl...

  • @dworldwide474
    @dworldwide474 7 років тому +182

    "Don't crowd fund, crowd source."
    Sam O'Nella inspired the Philippine War on Drugs.

  • @TimwiTerby
    @TimwiTerby 6 років тому +675

    Bah! You left out how the bounty system totally backfired and how farmers started to *breed emus* in order to cash in more bounties!

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 6 років тому +19

      lol

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 6 років тому +85

      That does not surprise me. There's a similar problem in India(I think it's India), where the state encourages people to catch rats and even allows taxes to be paid in rat tails, but this has lead to breeding rat for their tails.
      I can tell you for certain rats are a serious problem in that part of the world. It's linked to bamboo blooming every thirty years or so.

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 6 років тому +28

      Timwi Heizmann It was all a ploy designed by the sneaky emus, they cannot be denied!

    • @rushilsaini6356
      @rushilsaini6356 6 років тому +14

      Arbiters Kiss that was in Vietnam where due to a disease called plaque (mostly spread by rats) people were dying so Vietnamise government announced bounty for rat tails eventually people started breeding rats to get maximum benefits of this scheme.

    • @ehonda7831
      @ehonda7831 5 років тому +4

      Allow cats and dogs in cities. Problem solved

  • @andresgarza6035
    @andresgarza6035 7 місяців тому +1

    I got some silly thoughts and I hope you know I love putting your videos on before I sleep, They help get my day since I go straight to my room and it’s funny and cool history. It’s like moist critical and like Joe perra mix and it knocks me out. I suffer with depression and most nights lay awake in darkness, but it’s funny to watch you before I rest or while I try to rest i wish you much more subs and thank you.

  • @georgethefriend29
    @georgethefriend29 Рік тому +3

    So Emus were:
    Crappin' on crops,
    Crappin' on walks,
    Croppin' on craps,
    Captain on the rocks.

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  7 років тому +1939

    Listen everyone, I live in the east coast of America, home of the right-side-up whopper. Over here, we say ee-moo. Maybe I should be saying it like the Australians, maybe that's more politically correct, like how Obama would always say ih-RAHN instead of AI-RAN like a normal person. So i'd like to issue an informal apology, but it's staying the way it is in the video.

    • @PaMS1995
      @PaMS1995 7 років тому +198

      How _dare_ you think it's ok to pronounce something different than other people in a different country. you're what's wrong with society

    • @Aoderic
      @Aoderic 7 років тому +183

      To avoid controversy about the pronunciation of Emu you should've used the scientific name Dromaius Novaehollandiae, you'd probably not pronounce it right, but none of these smart-asses would know.

    • @magicscrub9460
      @magicscrub9460 7 років тому +146

      an e-moo is communication between cows via the Internet.

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 7 років тому +67

      i-rahn is how it's pronounced.

    • @pipsasqeak820
      @pipsasqeak820 7 років тому +5

      What drugs were u taken?? Its EM---UUUUU like what state u from

  • @fashionablebloodfallen6867
    @fashionablebloodfallen6867 6 років тому +363

    just walking on crops, and crapping on crops, and crapping on walks, and cropping on craps, and crabbing on docks, and captain on the rocks.

    • @shrekfan69420
      @shrekfan69420 6 років тому

      Katsuragi Kiomik cropping on craps on captain on the rocks while crabbing on the docks

  • @harley8047
    @harley8047 3 роки тому

    Heard of the Great Emu War. Never heard it as entertaining as this.
    God I love Australia.

  • @acyela_851
    @acyela_851 3 роки тому +19

    One thing, what in the world is an emoo?
    IT’S EEM-YOU
    ✨Emu✨
    Thankyou

    • @fatherdog346
      @fatherdog346 3 роки тому +4

      emos are a goth full of angst and world hatred. be careful, they were just as dangerous as an eshay. but luckily, the emos are an endangered species.

    • @michaelj8582
      @michaelj8582 3 роки тому

      just google it my man

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 2 роки тому

      @@fatherdog346
      No that’s an emo, an emu is a software that plays old video games

    • @fatherdog346
      @fatherdog346 2 роки тому

      @@cryo311old isn't that what said? emu was never mentioned in my comment

  • @Elektriciti
    @Elektriciti 7 років тому +246

    when you showed the picture of the emu's tiny brain it looked like he was stoned

    • @Jacob-on2sb
      @Jacob-on2sb 7 років тому +7

      I thought someone had gouged his eyes out

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 6 років тому

      depressoespresso totally

  • @spacecaptainkirby2680
    @spacecaptainkirby2680 6 років тому +2956

    Tier Zoo says hi and that you're his favorite

  • @usaturnuranus
    @usaturnuranus Рік тому +3

    "It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once". Here's where I spewed my drink in this episode. Every. Damned. Time.

  • @ExplainedThroughRap
    @ExplainedThroughRap 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best things ever! We dropped our rap explaining the Great Emu war today! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Cayden1988
    @Cayden1988 6 років тому +2330

    And I quote from a former veteran of the Emu War;
    “We were on patrol one afternoon, deep in hostile territory. My team leader, whom we were all close mates with, had been with us from the start. This particular afternoon we were patrolling down Feather Valley when the bastards ambushed us from two sides. Our left and right flanks were hit hard by the feathered devils. One Emu had impaled my old mate of thirty years right through his chest with his long head, and looked at me with an evil stare. My old mate was screaming, looking down at his chest. The emu squawked, a terrible screeching sound. It sounded like that of a banshee. I grabbed my other mate by the leg as he was being dragged away by his arm from what I remember seeing as a giant black ball of fur. It’s eyes were red and Satan like. It looked like the embodiment of all that is evil. I yelled “FUCK OFF YA CUNT” and gave my mate one last pull on his shoes and got him free of the monsters grip.
    Shortly after our ambush, reinforcements arrived, eventually the Emu’s withdrew from the area. I found my old mate, our team leader, dangling upside down from a branch in a tree. His body was clawed and bloodied. I swore to myself I would kill every last one of those cunts...”

    • @skozzking6849
      @skozzking6849 5 років тому +246

      He served Australia well

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 5 років тому +75

      lmaooo im so dead

    • @adisuazo1767
      @adisuazo1767 5 років тому +86

      God bless him.

    • @RT-jp7ix
      @RT-jp7ix 5 років тому +88

      Bastion legend says that he is still looking for em' cunts

    • @SAP20092
      @SAP20092 5 років тому +127

      That's some serious attack on titan shit

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 6 років тому +3681

    I swear, literally everything about Australia

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +225

      I used to think it was impressive that Ned Kelly outwitted the Australian government for so long.
      Then I saw this video.

    • @caneqicc
      @caneqicc 6 років тому +4

      What’s wrong with Australia

    • @christiannicolas6381
      @christiannicolas6381 6 років тому +65

      Everything

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 6 років тому +145

      The Australia server is just horrible. Almost everything has venom and nothing is an easy kill. Even Koalas, which rank solidly in F Tier, can seriously hurt you. They will never will a fight, but their opponent will always walk away in a much worse condition.

    • @caneqicc
      @caneqicc 6 років тому

      kindoflame ye

  • @vikggx
    @vikggx 5 місяців тому

    Needed to rewatch this today.

  • @xpercade8926
    @xpercade8926 3 роки тому +11

    This guy is if oversimplified was simplified

  • @sonoftheway3528
    @sonoftheway3528 7 років тому +200

    They could've just told everyone to eat the emus...a few a year would probably feed a family.

    • @movedaccounts5764
      @movedaccounts5764 6 років тому +46

      SonoftheWay35 there's a problem with that, if you hit an emu in the chest part of its body, it poisons itself, making the meat impossible to eat

    • @jackieyuen5509
      @jackieyuen5509 6 років тому +114

      It poisons itself?? What kinda of fucked up world is Australia?

    • @Lusontrix
      @Lusontrix 6 років тому +46

      everything have poison in australia.

    • @mohammadwaquiullah6049
      @mohammadwaquiullah6049 6 років тому +33

      Australia is literally hell made real.

    • @AwkwardHypernerd413
      @AwkwardHypernerd413 6 років тому +33

      SonoftheWay35 Australia, land of kangaroos, spider rain, and inedible bulletproof birds!

  • @boiaaangccus7035
    @boiaaangccus7035 6 років тому +439

    Australian: *gets into argument*
    Literally everyone: "Emu war"
    Australian:
    Australian: *runs away*

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 років тому +3

      True.

    • @alfonzog6327
      @alfonzog6327 5 років тому +7

      no it's;
      Aus: *gets into argument*
      Person: Emu war
      Aus: *_PUNCHES PERSON IN THE DICK_*

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 4 роки тому

      @@alfonzog6327 what the hell, ball cracking jokes aren't funny at all, shut the fuck up about that shit

    • @furno2373
      @furno2373 2 роки тому

      Like an emu

  • @dickcheney9947
    @dickcheney9947 2 роки тому +1

    Who's still consuming this absolute legend in 2022 bruh?

  • @samuelgregory3843
    @samuelgregory3843 3 роки тому

    This Man Was Years Ahead Of His Time 😭 !! I Learn More On This Channel Than I Ever Did In School 💯💪🏾😅🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @SeaponyLuna
    @SeaponyLuna 4 роки тому +815

    "Nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingos for once" I died laughing

  • @cuttlefishlife4379
    @cuttlefishlife4379 4 роки тому +2396

    As an Australian it's so amusing to hear "Emu" pronounced "Emoo".
    EDIT: Just to clear things up, this is how most Australians pronounce certain words:
    *Emu* = Eeem-you
    *Badger* = Baj-er
    *Grizzly Bear* = Grizzly Bearh
    *Due* = Jew
    *Bunnings Snags* = BLOODY DELICIOUS
    If you want to leave any other words in the replies section I might add them at some point.
    Also, please note that I am in no way saying that "Emoo" is a "wrong pronunciation", it's just not what we're used to hearing therefore amusing.

    • @Alex-bf3re
      @Alex-bf3re 4 роки тому +98

      Damn it Jones learn your vowels

    • @Mochu_s_Junkyard
      @Mochu_s_Junkyard 4 роки тому +161

      Dude u are Australian, don't talk about bad pronunciation

    • @carysc8454
      @carysc8454 4 роки тому +25

      John Barber how are you supposed to pronounce badger then? I am legit curious

    • @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
      @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 4 роки тому +218

      Sam O'Nella: Emu's are better than the Australian Army
      Ozzies: Ok, fair enough mate
      Sam: Emoo
      Australians: Now listen here you little shit...

    • @dantheman5585
      @dantheman5585 4 роки тому +5

      So how u say it?

  • @ElysiumDoesThings
    @ElysiumDoesThings 2 роки тому +6

    Fun Fact: Emu also have red eyes that STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

  • @betaleonisdeneb4230
    @betaleonisdeneb4230 3 роки тому

    Genius!
    Speechless!

  • @ambrosia548
    @ambrosia548 4 роки тому +155

    "If you want to commit mass genocide, don't just crowdfund, crowdsource"
    I didn't know that Charles Manson watched Sam O'Nella videos

  • @thebitgamer2425
    @thebitgamer2425 4 роки тому +474

    Emus: * *Exist* *
    Australia: So anyways I started blasting

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 2 роки тому +6

    “The government put a bounty on emus and that worked pretty well…”
    India: “Last time I take note from Australia…”

  • @Joeypearkew
    @Joeypearkew 2 роки тому +3

    I love how he pronounces emu as emoo

  • @billtalent1
    @billtalent1 6 років тому +345

    This is like one of those memes where it's like: Who would win? 3 Army soldiers or 200,000 Emus

    • @Garangus
      @Garangus 6 років тому +25

      3 soldiers? Or three tall birdie bois

    • @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621
      @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621 6 років тому +20

      Govt gives them 10,000 rounds of ammunition to kill 200,000 emu's?????????? That don't add up🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Garangus
      @Garangus 6 років тому +1

      *fortnite an chill* I can afford netflix they didn't want to extinct them, just kill enough of em

    • @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621
      @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621 6 років тому

      cunninghame west well that ain't enough........

    • @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621
      @fortniteanchillicanaffordn621 6 років тому

      cunninghame west there was so much that they won there independents 😂

  • @JustSomeAussie1
    @JustSomeAussie1 6 років тому +200

    Every non-Australian brings up the great emu war. Great men were lost in those dark times. It's not a laughing matter

    • @acousticpigeon1839
      @acousticpigeon1839 6 років тому +41

      Just Some Aussie Idk man, I think more self respect was lost rather than lives.

    • @cleanwater3378
      @cleanwater3378 6 років тому +4

      Just Some Aussie
      And? People make fun of WW1 and WW2 too.

    • @remingtomi8212
      @remingtomi8212 6 років тому +6

      Clean Water
      ---Joke--->
      You

    • @dakotadawn5789
      @dakotadawn5789 6 років тому +1

      Ouch

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 6 років тому +1

      did you just assume i bring that up

  • @Rush2201
    @Rush2201 2 роки тому

    This was the video that brought me to the Academy. RIP Sam, you are missed.

    • @noahleek3968
      @noahleek3968 2 роки тому

      He will be back. He says he just focusing on collage

  • @jackscoular3235
    @jackscoular3235 3 роки тому

    I had already heard of the emus and there impact in Australia but seeing it in one of Sam's videos is even more entertaining