We did have fences, the emus were notorious for breaking them, we just decided that chicken wire doesn't work against mega chickens, and made better fences.
I grew up in Australia and not ONCE did my history teachers ever mention this. Literally the coolest part of our history and no one even talks about it...
Because it was an incredibly minor event and the term "war" was used ironically and comically. Most people I know had never heard of it. It's just become an internet meme and unfortunately people take it seriously and think its a major thing.
Because of the feral dog population, it's estimated that every dingo is 25% domestic dog as more and more dogs join their packs. Eating Dingo is pretty much eating dog.
@@davidmartin9225 Well, the Maori themselves explained that it wasn't just that they were pansies (they were) It's that they didn't eve have a well-developed fight or flight mechanism. It appears even the Haast's eagle didn't exist long enough to influence moa evolution (doesn't help that the eagle comes from above, not around).
@Eric Lee maybe, we don’t know, although I would find that pretty boring... just to say. Many believe it is only our body that is mortal. So yeah probably not needed. But it isn’t like from the beginning of birth your dying. You die once, You live everyday you have this experience as a human.
**Walking on crops and Crapping on crops and Crapping on Walks and Cropping on craps and Crapping on docks and Captain on the Rocks** Best sequence of words ever put in a sentence.
Along with "I say we deploy a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy!" "Every kid has dreamed about being a Swash bucklin, Corn-shucklin, Wife cucklin, cock-sucklin pirate" "Finally, we send it down the line, evacuate the spine, bifurcate the hind, reticulate the spline, and power-wash it again just for good measures"
I was looking for a pita bread sandwich with tuna fish and gravy except I was gonna replace it by going over to my local pita pit, and buying a pita sandwich, and throwing away the insides of the pita bread sandwich, and taking the pita bread home with me and using it on my tortilla tuna wrap.
Also, 1'000 dead with 10'000 bullets isn't a bad number, considering that every Emu ate like 3 bullets and half of the time they were fireing from bumpy roads that almost make it impossible to aim.
Current figure for rounds of small arms fired per enemy fatality is 250.. Thousand. Yeah, you read that right. it takes 250,000 rounds of ammunition to kill a single enemy soldier (counting only those killed in a firefight. So no bombs, drone strikes or other stuff that isn't man killing man with their personal kit) Up form 75000 during 'Nam and 50000 in WWII.
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 My guess is they got it from a source that divided the total number of rounds expended by the rough number killed which is a shitty way to go about getting the information.
Not only that but 10 rounds per emu is pretty good... for a machinegun. I can't help but feel some scoped guns and more men would have been better for ammo efficiency.
A lot of countries would be embarrassed at this defeat, but as an Australian, I'm incredibly proud... It's also the only reason japan didn't attempt a ground invasion of Australia during WW2
No, they have Satan’s feet, they have a claw on them that can literally gut a human. It kicks, you look down and just before you pass out due to your blood pressure dropping and you going into shock, you get to see your guts slide out onto the floor at the feet of the beelzebird
I love how it's called "The Emu War" implying that the Emus fought back in large numbers, they didn't call it "Attempted Emu Extermination" or something slightly cohesive or realistic, no just call it "Emu War"
I don't think I need to attend college when I get such a vast pool of knowledge from you. Can you cover the entirety of electrical engineering in 5 minutes?
We will never forget that time when 150 rangers of the My Chemical Romance army held off a 1000 men strong contingent of the Good Charlotte legion at the dam. The downpour of lead that followed was truly the stuff of nightmare, the bodies fell down every corner, the sound of gunfire was omnipresent, only broken by screams of agony and horror. If there ever was Hell on earth, that would be this, none of the survivors came back the same. The MCR rangers managed to repel the Legion and killed off over 400 of them, but they lost almost half of theirs in the process. Their bravery should be heralded, but we shall not forget the great sacrifices made during the Great Emo War
That does not surprise me. There's a similar problem in India(I think it's India), where the state encourages people to catch rats and even allows taxes to be paid in rat tails, but this has lead to breeding rat for their tails. I can tell you for certain rats are a serious problem in that part of the world. It's linked to bamboo blooming every thirty years or so.
Arbiters Kiss that was in Vietnam where due to a disease called plaque (mostly spread by rats) people were dying so Vietnamise government announced bounty for rat tails eventually people started breeding rats to get maximum benefits of this scheme.
I like how sam apologizes for a mediocre truck drawing when all his doodles are, well just that, doodles, half ass drawings, not great, but that is all a part of the vibe of this great channel!
And I quote from a former veteran of the Emu War; “We were on patrol one afternoon, deep in hostile territory. My team leader, whom we were all close mates with, had been with us from the start. This particular afternoon we were patrolling down Feather Valley when the bastards ambushed us from two sides. Our left and right flanks were hit hard by the feathered devils. One Emu had impaled my old mate of thirty years right through his chest with his long head, and looked at me with an evil stare. My old mate was screaming, looking down at his chest. The emu squawked, a terrible screeching sound. It sounded like that of a banshee. I grabbed my other mate by the leg as he was being dragged away by his arm from what I remember seeing as a giant black ball of fur. It’s eyes were red and Satan like. It looked like the embodiment of all that is evil. I yelled “FUCK OFF YA CUNT” and gave my mate one last pull on his shoes and got him free of the monsters grip. Shortly after our ambush, reinforcements arrived, eventually the Emu’s withdrew from the area. I found my old mate, our team leader, dangling upside down from a branch in a tree. His body was clawed and bloodied. I swore to myself I would kill every last one of those cunts...”
My great grandfather told me about when he used to shoot them, apparently they have a bone plate on their chest that will ricochet .303, so honestly I'm not surprised we lost.
When the farmers started speaking my brain automatically understood that the three farmers were a representation to the farming community as a whole. It then reverted and did the same for the military guys. But then I remember...no, that is literally the whole army...the three men... I’m so used to drawings like these have a few characters represent a bigger picture but we were really looking at the whole unit
The Australia server is just horrible. Almost everything has venom and nothing is an easy kill. Even Koalas, which rank solidly in F Tier, can seriously hurt you. They will never will a fight, but their opponent will always walk away in a much worse condition.
Listen everyone, I live in the east coast of America, home of the right-side-up whopper. Over here, we say ee-moo. Maybe I should be saying it like the Australians, maybe that's more politically correct, like how Obama would always say ih-RAHN instead of AI-RAN like a normal person. So i'd like to issue an informal apology, but it's staying the way it is in the video.
To avoid controversy about the pronunciation of Emu you should've used the scientific name Dromaius Novaehollandiae, you'd probably not pronounce it right, but none of these smart-asses would know.
Their problem was using machine guns. They should have used larger numbers of troops with rifles… much more economic with ammo. That's sort of what they did by putting bounties out.
that's why they failed, just 100 snipers (honestly having recruits shoot at emus probably would of been nice training for shooting moving targets) and enough bullets to kill each and every emu.
@@speedy01247 sending raw recruits against a highly trained and battle-hardened Emu army? Are you a simpleton? The result would be a massacre and likely one of the largest military catastrophes in the history of human warfare
His name is actually Sam (he said it was Clark in an interview so it’s also possible), his last name is most likely Miller as his old channel was called DRUMROLL PLEASE *sam drumrolls on table* samonellamiller
As an Australian it's so amusing to hear "Emu" pronounced "Emoo". EDIT: Just to clear things up, this is how most Australians pronounce certain words: *Emu* = Eeem-you *Badger* = Baj-er *Grizzly Bear* = Grizzly Bearh *Due* = Jew *Bunnings Snags* = BLOODY DELICIOUS If you want to leave any other words in the replies section I might add them at some point. Also, please note that I am in no way saying that "Emoo" is a "wrong pronunciation", it's just not what we're used to hearing therefore amusing.
I got some silly thoughts and I hope you know I love putting your videos on before I sleep, They help get my day since I go straight to my room and it’s funny and cool history. It’s like moist critical and like Joe perra mix and it knocks me out. I suffer with depression and most nights lay awake in darkness, but it’s funny to watch you before I rest or while I try to rest i wish you much more subs and thank you.
@DiaKorrus 18 hiring people from a crowd... aka hiring freelancers or public or something similar... as opposed to crowd funding (paying a large group) PS. I think my explanation is a bit grab ass, so I hope you get the gist of it
Word has it, Emus moved to Tasmania, started to rebuild, plotting for vengeance. Satellite images show at least 20k heavy armored tanks, and a serious naval fleet that we can't get a count on
What’s more embarrassing is how the emu is now y’all’s national bird. Why are y’all going to make y’all’s national bird, a bird that y’all lost a war to? Why not have the national bird be the cassowary or the magpie? Those birds are at least intimidating for a reason.
What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."
@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Lmao you are embarrassing yourself. "He makes one mistake so he is wrong haha". I'm sorry that the fact that your country lost to emus still pains you so :)
Reported to God for drawing Emus with human feet.
I know it looks devilish
Wtf i hate you i didn't notice and didn't want to
OH GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT
OHHHH GODDD
I've watched this video for like a year ago and now i just noticed that shit wtf
When I was little I was chased by about 5 emus and I had to throw my sandwich at them and run. I never forgot that sandwich.
R.I.P. Sandwich. We will never forget you.
Did you make it?
This is amazing lmao
• - • god that sounds terrifying but so funny
@@KidKatastrophe2314 he's alright but he died
as an australian, i can confirm: emus are still salty about this to this day
But didn’t the Emus technically win the war against the Australian military?
@@kevinnorris6558 emus never forget
As a fellow Australian I completely agree
Are you living under an emu dictatorship now?
@@fntatn unfortunately yes oh SHIT THEY SAW ME AHODIAHBOIEGHUBW
Things emus do:
- walk on crops
- crap on crops
- crap on walks
- crop on craps
- crab on docks
- captain on the rocks
Walk on walk
0:47
Dunk on cops 🤔
This is Major Tom that craps on crops
rock around the clock
You didnt mention that the farmers decided to build fences after the war and that pretty much solved their problem
One would have think that a fence would have been the first thing to try like... common sense. But Australia I guess ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
@@thekramer1097 to be honest we just needed an excuse to shoot up some emus.
@TheTree not just any big chickens, THE tactical big chickens
@@thomasramirez5132 the big tactical BULLET PROOF chicken
We did have fences, the emus were notorious for breaking them, we just decided that chicken wire doesn't work against mega chickens, and made better fences.
"It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once"
As an Australian, can confirm
Omg I missed that 🤣 what a dark joke
Dingo ate my baby
😂😂💀
As an Australian u should know it’s spelled dingos
It's true I was the Australian
If it wasn’t for the brave Australian farmers and soldiers’ actions, we would all be speaking Emu to this day.
Underrated Comment
@Oof_Ster Bob_Ross
Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Quack. 👏 Screech. 👏 Squak. 👏
Translation: Bad. Emus. Goto. Emu. Hell.
@@jetlags1474 *Meanwhile it's the top comment and has 1K likes*
since birds are reptiles Australia would be ruled by reptilians
*YES!*
@@fishbot9902 Birds aren't reptiles.
I grew up in Australia and not ONCE did my history teachers ever mention this. Literally the coolest part of our history and no one even talks about it...
Which is weird, since it’s practically the only piece of Australian history a lot of non-Australians know about.
@@Salnax I wouldn't underestimate how much more non Australian people know about Aboriginals then Australian people...
Because it was an incredibly minor event and the term "war" was used ironically and comically. Most people I know had never heard of it.
It's just become an internet meme and unfortunately people take it seriously and think its a major thing.
Because it's just a internet meme that some non Australians use to mock Australians.
Cause they lost lol
They were only given 10,000 rounds to kill 50,000 emus? This operation was doomed to fail from the start.
That's Crazy
There were only 20,000 at the time.
@darklordster A round being able to kill more than one bird isnt too unreasonable.
Truth is, the war was rigged from the start.
@darklordster Cant exactly blame someone for lack of knowledge in regards to bird warfare.
"Quack"
-Unknown, 1936
Under rated
Brave soldier.
space duck?
Mr Happy TFS??
Tell my wife I said quack
"It''s a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once" I love this channel.
As a Australian. this is one of the funniest things ever!
As a Australian, i agree :D
As a not Australian, I don't get it.
a dingo ate a baby on frazer island a while back
Because of the feral dog population, it's estimated that every dingo is 25% domestic dog as more and more dogs join their packs.
Eating Dingo is pretty much eating dog.
Oversimplified's Emu War: Gentlemen version
Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Crackheads version
You misspelled “the superior version”.
Oversimplified’s Emu War: Neutral Good
Sam O’Nella’s Emu War: Chaotic Evil
@BingusLover3127 It’s a damn shame I can’t like that more than once
;-; are we ripping on Sam now?
Oversimplified's Emu War: plebs choice
Sam O'Nella's Emu War: Patricians taste
why didn't they just recruit the emus into the Australian army? Australia would be unstoppable
One senator suggested this and even compared the emu's to the zulu.
Just give them a fucking army knife and they will destroy China in seconds
whatevernm555 HOLY SHIT i did not think about that
Because emus really don't give a fuck
well if Australia was attached to anything that would work, but its not and I'm pretty sure any ship would sink via emu shit before it reached land
Australia: Loses a war against Emus.
New Zealand: Eats a bigger version of Emu to extinction.
*New Zealand Then Also Kills Off The Biggest Eagle In The Process*
The only thing bigger is their appetite
Those "Bigger emus" were pansies,
REAL emus aren't using size as their only defence.
@@davidmartin9225
Well, the Maori themselves explained that it wasn't just that they were pansies (they were)
It's that they didn't eve have a well-developed fight or flight mechanism. It appears even the Haast's eagle didn't exist long enough to influence moa evolution (doesn't help that the eagle comes from above, not around).
We should of sent the kiwis after the emus during the war
"A solid Hillary Clinton in fertility"
I'm dying
"I wonder why Bill Clinton fooled around so much?" Looks at a pic of Hillary. "Oh, ok, I understand it now."
@@workhardism 0_0
What
May you rest in peace
@Eric Lee nah, that’s just a pessimistic perspective.
@Eric Lee maybe, we don’t know, although I would find that pretty boring... just to say.
Many believe it is only our body that is mortal. So yeah probably not needed.
But it isn’t like from the beginning of birth your dying. You die once, You live everyday you have this experience as a human.
As an Emu I can confirm that my grandfather served in the great Emu war
Lmao
I am grateful for his service🙏
Hey, I saw you over at Oversimplified's comment bar already!
@@thomaskositzki9424 Nice
Mine too I'm half emu
**Walking on crops and Crapping on crops and Crapping on Walks and Cropping on craps and Crapping on docks and Captain on the Rocks**
Best sequence of words ever put in a sentence.
Along with
"I say we deploy a ploy to destroy that unemployed Malloy!"
"Every kid has dreamed about being a Swash bucklin, Corn-shucklin, Wife cucklin, cock-sucklin pirate"
"Finally, we send it down the line, evacuate the spine, bifurcate the hind, reticulate the spline, and power-wash it again just for good measures"
My favorite rapper
@@hyperx72 Best song I ever read
Sounds like an eminem verse
Hell Fucc Yeah! Had to rewind it like 7 times 💯🤣🤣🤣 I'm still crying laffin!!
i wasn't ready for those feet
I was.
That's what she said
After I curb stomped that bitch when she talked back WOO DOMESTIC ABUSE YEAH
Haha domestic abuse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was looking for a pita bread sandwich with tuna fish and gravy except I was gonna replace it by going over to my local pita pit, and buying a pita sandwich, and throwing away the insides of the pita bread sandwich, and taking the pita bread home with me and using it on my tortilla tuna wrap.
your east coast is showing
They still eradicated 1%
Just three people...
Still impressive Imo.
Also, 1'000 dead with 10'000 bullets isn't a bad number, considering that every Emu ate like 3 bullets and half of the time they were fireing from bumpy roads that almost make it impossible to aim.
Current figure for rounds of small arms fired per enemy fatality is 250.. Thousand.
Yeah, you read that right. it takes 250,000 rounds of ammunition to kill a single enemy soldier (counting only those killed in a firefight. So no bombs, drone strikes or other stuff that isn't man killing man with their personal kit) Up form 75000 during 'Nam and 50000 in WWII.
@@ThZuao Who counted this?
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 My guess is they got it from a source that divided the total number of rounds expended by the rough number killed which is a shitty way to go about getting the information.
Not only that but 10 rounds per emu is pretty good... for a machinegun. I can't help but feel some scoped guns and more men would have been better for ammo efficiency.
That fertility scale was one of the best non number based scale I’ve ever seen. Truly helped me picture the scarcity of fertility in the time
“If you want to commit mass murder, don’t crowd fund, crowd source”.
-Sam 2020-
2016*
100th like :3
2016
2016 moron
2016*
A lot of countries would be embarrassed at this defeat, but as an Australian, I'm incredibly proud... It's also the only reason japan didn't attempt a ground invasion of Australia during WW2
@TheTree exactly
China also lost a war with birds just saying
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Stop deflecting Australian.
@@Slippy-Toad-Love Are you gonna beat the emus?
@@Juiced_SoS AC 130 ABOVE
"Don't crowd-fund, crowd-source"
you have my subscription
U have 560 liks
"The men were feeling a little discouraged after losing to a bunch of discount ostriches"
I don’t know why, but it really makes me happy that the emus have people feet
I hate it
It’s scary tbh
No, they have Satan’s feet, they have a claw on them that can literally gut a human. It kicks, you look down and just before you pass out due to your blood pressure dropping and you going into shock, you get to see your guts slide out onto the floor at the feet of the beelzebird
what, the fuck
Didn't expect to see you here, lol.
"Tell my wife i said Quack"
- Husband emo 2016 , rip you will never be forgotten
Emus! Not emos! Jones, learn your vowels!
-OverSimplified
@@Courtenaire9911 I'm surry
“Tell my wife i said Qoack”
-Hosband Emo
Call of duty Emu warfare
Still better than infinte warfare
Playing as the Emus destroying a farmers crops and eating them would be cool. Imagine the meme potential for a game like that.
Call of emu bird ops 2
Make it happen Infinity Ward
That actually sounds amazing
If I had a nickel for ever time a emus won a war I would have 2 nickels that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happend twice
Weird still you’d expect more
Doofensmirf reference
@@LadyMaria_AstralClocktower stfu
@@LadyMaria_AstralClocktower shut up man
@@LadyMaria_AstralClocktower "jojo sewage"?
War.
War never changes.
Not Politically Correct, *fallout 3 narrator*
Not Politically Correct true
Well that's Not Politically Correct.
War never changes Jerry.
Not Politically Correct aight it changed a bit get it straight
I really like how the emus have human feet
We have snakes with human traits.
I am an emu with the mind of a human an the body of a human
@@jessicaweinshenker1659 this might sound weird but I like your last name
I looked it up I don’t know it doesn’t look too human like but I can kinda see it
@@randomanimator6289 in the video they have human feet not in real life
This is my favorite war.
Why is "humans waging war on birds" is a favorite war of yours ? Are you even human ?
me too cuz us emus won lmao
xEmuu Just wait until Emu war 2 electric boogaloo. Y'all got slaughtered
A
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"I mean it's a nice change for the kids to be eating the dingos for once..." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
Government: **puts bounty on emus**
Farmers: **start farming emus**
Government: **cancels bounty on emus**
Farmers: **release emus**
Government: SurprisedPikachu.png
The emus the farmers turned in were dead
Forget to read the second part? It's hypothetical here, but India did the same thing back when the British ruled them and had put a bounty on cobras.
@@Fsilone idk, maybe its too hard farming emus.
Ppl are already starving anyway.
I love this😂
I think that’s called the cobra effect if I remember correctly
"These fuckers are strong as hell. They're basically meat-laven tanks and they can definitely take a bullet or 3 and still run away."
Derp_Foosic17 yes we are
Oh you watched the video too? Nice!
"Tell my wife I said quack" - Emu
Mike Rotch that's why your mom loves me
I read this the same time as it was showing in the video
Tom was a good man
HE'S CHEATING ON ANOTHER BIRD!!!
"I quack you" - Emu
I love how it's called "The Emu War" implying that the Emus fought back in large numbers, they didn't call it "Attempted Emu Extermination" or something slightly cohesive or realistic, no just call it "Emu War"
Emu's can actually be quite aggressive. It's not uncommon for provoked Emu's to mob anyone that gets too close or annoys them.
I don't think I need to attend college when I get such a vast pool of knowledge from you.
Can you cover the entirety of electrical engineering in 5 minutes?
I don't think I have the CAPACITY for that.
me too thanks
Ha dank memes
+Sam O'Nella Academy try it, once you get amped up you may shock yourself, maybe even charge for it...
+Sam O'Nella Academy knowledge is power?
Tier Zoo says hi and that you're his favorite
but sam says otherwise back
Captain Kirby I wanted to say that!
Captain Kirby I
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Captain Kirby the 1.8k liker here
"Its a nice change of pace having the kida eat the dingos"
That line killed me 😂 best part of the video lmao
i lost it at that one :D
didn't they recently get exonerated?
You can edit comments now please fix this
what a kida?
The way you drew the emus with kinda realistic human feet always cracks me up
just walking on crops, and crapping on crops, and crapping on walks, and cropping on craps, and crabbing on docks, and captain on the rocks.
Katsuragi Kiomik cropping on craps on captain on the rocks while crabbing on the docks
"Nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingos for once" I died laughing
Dude, so did I. That was hilarious!
Same
But that's besides the point
And the point is...
.
Read title as “The great emo war”
That sounds funny know but it might happen in a few decades, just you wait
Both sides end up killing themselves. Not much of a war
no
When the goths cross paths with the scene kids at Hot Topic
We will never forget that time when 150 rangers of the My Chemical Romance army held off a 1000 men strong contingent of the Good Charlotte legion at the dam. The downpour of lead that followed was truly the stuff of nightmare, the bodies fell down every corner, the sound of gunfire was omnipresent, only broken by screams of agony and horror. If there ever was Hell on earth, that would be this, none of the survivors came back the same. The MCR rangers managed to repel the Legion and killed off over 400 of them, but they lost almost half of theirs in the process. Their bravery should be heralded, but we shall not forget the great sacrifices made during the Great Emo War
When he said “don’t crowd fund. Crowd source.”, I thought for sure he’d have a sponsor then.
when you showed the picture of the emu's tiny brain it looked like he was stoned
I thought someone had gouged his eyes out
depressoespresso totally
Bah! You left out how the bounty system totally backfired and how farmers started to *breed emus* in order to cash in more bounties!
lol
That does not surprise me. There's a similar problem in India(I think it's India), where the state encourages people to catch rats and even allows taxes to be paid in rat tails, but this has lead to breeding rat for their tails.
I can tell you for certain rats are a serious problem in that part of the world. It's linked to bamboo blooming every thirty years or so.
Timwi Heizmann It was all a ploy designed by the sneaky emus, they cannot be denied!
Arbiters Kiss that was in Vietnam where due to a disease called plaque (mostly spread by rats) people were dying so Vietnamise government announced bounty for rat tails eventually people started breeding rats to get maximum benefits of this scheme.
Allow cats and dogs in cities. Problem solved
20,000 emus reported
50,000 bounties cashed
sounds like someone got away with something
breeders?
Meester Writer I think he said 200,000 emus not 20,000
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that he actually drew Tanzania?
Different country mate, that's Tasmania. It's sort of like Austria and Australia, easy to misread but completely bloody different
lmao tanzania
Australia fought in both wars. Won the war with millions of soldiers involved, lost the war with knock off ostriches.
The Gaming N0OB it’s incredible how much of a burden the emus put on the economy but yet Australia only mobilised a few soldiers
No
Ostriches are knock off emus
just wait till you hear about our dinosaur bird
Ghenkel 02 your so correct.
I like the idea of emus being “knock off ostriches”
"If you want to commit mass genocide, don't just crowdfund, crowdsource"
I didn't know that Charles Manson watched Sam O'Nella videos
Hotel Rwanda
Emus: * *Exist* *
Australia: So anyways I started blasting
I like how sam apologizes for a mediocre truck drawing when all his doodles are, well just that, doodles, half ass drawings, not great, but that is all a part of the vibe of this great channel!
And I quote from a former veteran of the Emu War;
“We were on patrol one afternoon, deep in hostile territory. My team leader, whom we were all close mates with, had been with us from the start. This particular afternoon we were patrolling down Feather Valley when the bastards ambushed us from two sides. Our left and right flanks were hit hard by the feathered devils. One Emu had impaled my old mate of thirty years right through his chest with his long head, and looked at me with an evil stare. My old mate was screaming, looking down at his chest. The emu squawked, a terrible screeching sound. It sounded like that of a banshee. I grabbed my other mate by the leg as he was being dragged away by his arm from what I remember seeing as a giant black ball of fur. It’s eyes were red and Satan like. It looked like the embodiment of all that is evil. I yelled “FUCK OFF YA CUNT” and gave my mate one last pull on his shoes and got him free of the monsters grip.
Shortly after our ambush, reinforcements arrived, eventually the Emu’s withdrew from the area. I found my old mate, our team leader, dangling upside down from a branch in a tree. His body was clawed and bloodied. I swore to myself I would kill every last one of those cunts...”
He served Australia well
lmaooo im so dead
God bless him.
Bastion legend says that he is still looking for em' cunts
That's some serious attack on titan shit
Emus: Modern day velociraptors with beaks.
My great grandfather told me about when he used to shoot them, apparently they have a bone plate on their chest that will ricochet .303, so honestly I'm not surprised we lost.
Shemegory aw hell naw
CaptCow more like Utah raptors because of their large size. Velociraptors are about the size of chickens.
CaptCow They are though, But Cassowaries will fucking gut ya and take your entrails for jewelry
John Vo you are gonna crush alot of childhoods.
When the farmers started speaking my brain automatically understood that the three farmers were a representation to the farming community as a whole. It then reverted and did the same for the military guys. But then I remember...no, that is literally the whole army...the three men... I’m so used to drawings like these have a few characters represent a bigger picture but we were really looking at the whole unit
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why didnt they eat the emus dude... two birds with one stone if u know what i mean
Shortage of stones.
Fire lead bullets into a animal 10 times then eat it
Because probably it's difficult to hunt, not to mention how dangerous it is.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 if you think an emu's dangerous, just wait 'til you see the cassowaries
@@coconutegg5095 Oh god not those monstrosities. I'd shit myself if that thing chases after me.
Australian: *gets into argument*
Literally everyone: "Emu war"
Australian:
Australian: *runs away*
True.
no it's;
Aus: *gets into argument*
Person: Emu war
Aus: *_PUNCHES PERSON IN THE DICK_*
@@alfonzog_music what the hell, ball cracking jokes aren't funny at all, shut the fuck up about that shit
Like an emu
I swear, literally everything about Australia
I used to think it was impressive that Ned Kelly outwitted the Australian government for so long.
Then I saw this video.
What’s wrong with Australia
Everything
The Australia server is just horrible. Almost everything has venom and nothing is an easy kill. Even Koalas, which rank solidly in F Tier, can seriously hurt you. They will never will a fight, but their opponent will always walk away in a much worse condition.
kindoflame ye
2:14 "remember, dying for the mob is dying for your sons"
Listen everyone, I live in the east coast of America, home of the right-side-up whopper. Over here, we say ee-moo. Maybe I should be saying it like the Australians, maybe that's more politically correct, like how Obama would always say ih-RAHN instead of AI-RAN like a normal person. So i'd like to issue an informal apology, but it's staying the way it is in the video.
How _dare_ you think it's ok to pronounce something different than other people in a different country. you're what's wrong with society
To avoid controversy about the pronunciation of Emu you should've used the scientific name Dromaius Novaehollandiae, you'd probably not pronounce it right, but none of these smart-asses would know.
an e-moo is communication between cows via the Internet.
i-rahn is how it's pronounced.
What drugs were u taken?? Its EM---UUUUU like what state u from
"Don't crowd fund, crowd source."
Sam O'Nella inspired the Philippine War on Drugs.
While at the same time he thinks it's insane
Duterte is weird
yep
History According to Mike duterte? i have mixed feelings for him. leaning more to dislike
Their problem was using machine guns. They should have used larger numbers of troops with rifles… much more economic with ammo. That's sort of what they did by putting bounties out.
that's why they failed, just 100 snipers (honestly having recruits shoot at emus probably would of been nice training for shooting moving targets) and enough bullets to kill each and every emu.
@@speedy01247 sending raw recruits against a highly trained and battle-hardened Emu army? Are you a simpleton? The result would be a massacre and likely one of the largest military catastrophes in the history of human warfare
I remember doing a presentation on the great emu war and I basically learned everything through this video 4 years ago 😂
This is like one of those memes where it's like: Who would win? 3 Army soldiers or 200,000 Emus
3 soldiers? Or three tall birdie bois
Govt gives them 10,000 rounds of ammunition to kill 200,000 emu's?????????? That don't add up🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*fortnite an chill* I can afford netflix they didn't want to extinct them, just kill enough of em
cunninghame west well that ain't enough........
cunninghame west there was so much that they won there independents 😂
So I just realized your name is actually Sam O'nella and not a play on words to sound like "salmonella"
I just realised his name is a play on words to sound like salmonella and not his actual name
It's both coz his parents had a sick sense of humour.
His name is actually Sam (he said it was Clark in an interview so it’s also possible), his last name is most likely Miller as his old channel was called DRUMROLL PLEASE
*sam drumrolls on table*
samonellamiller
@@Furrina89 haha SICK sense of humour
My PTSD is kicking in.
my penis is incredibly small, but nice
my penis is incredibly small, but i have a small penis
Lol
You are the next Justin.Y
Oof
I just realized the emus have human feet.
"tell my wife i said quack"
The great emu war: the war where Australia lost to a bunch of birds
Hetalian from hell Judging from the story it's more like "the war where 3 idiots lost to a bunch of birds"
Yeah we will always win in one way or the other
The vietnam war: the war where the “worlds strongest army” looses to a bunch of Asian farmers in pyjamas.
@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Better than losing to a bunch of birds and you can't even spell pajamas and lose correctly😂
@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Triggered Aussie lel. We were kicking ass in Vietnam but the cunts back home got pissy.
As an Australian it's so amusing to hear "Emu" pronounced "Emoo".
EDIT: Just to clear things up, this is how most Australians pronounce certain words:
*Emu* = Eeem-you
*Badger* = Baj-er
*Grizzly Bear* = Grizzly Bearh
*Due* = Jew
*Bunnings Snags* = BLOODY DELICIOUS
If you want to leave any other words in the replies section I might add them at some point.
Also, please note that I am in no way saying that "Emoo" is a "wrong pronunciation", it's just not what we're used to hearing therefore amusing.
Damn it Jones learn your vowels
Dude u are Australian, don't talk about bad pronunciation
John Barber how are you supposed to pronounce badger then? I am legit curious
Sam O'Nella: Emu's are better than the Australian Army
Ozzies: Ok, fair enough mate
Sam: Emoo
Australians: Now listen here you little shit...
So how u say it?
I got some silly thoughts and I hope you know I love putting your videos on before I sleep, They help get my day since I go straight to my room and it’s funny and cool history. It’s like moist critical and like Joe perra mix and it knocks me out. I suffer with depression and most nights lay awake in darkness, but it’s funny to watch you before I rest or while I try to rest i wish you much more subs and thank you.
"If you want to commit mass murder, don't crowd fund, crowd source"
Attack on Titan season 4
@DiaKorrus 18 hiring people from a crowd... aka hiring freelancers or public or something similar... as opposed to crowd funding (paying a large group)
PS. I think my explanation is a bit grab ass, so I hope you get the gist of it
Every non-Australian brings up the great emu war. Great men were lost in those dark times. It's not a laughing matter
Just Some Aussie Idk man, I think more self respect was lost rather than lives.
Just Some Aussie
And? People make fun of WW1 and WW2 too.
Clean Water
---Joke--->
You
Ouch
did you just assume i bring that up
Remember that one time Australia nuked a place called emu field
I member
the brits did that
Emushima
Not Andres Bonifaco lol
No....
Word has it, Emus moved to Tasmania, started to rebuild, plotting for vengeance. Satellite images show at least 20k heavy armored tanks, and a serious naval fleet that we can't get a count on
Why would they plot for vengeance when they won not once but twice
It’s embarrassing okay we’re all embarrassed don’t bring it up
Cristy Lawrence Nah we love annoying others alright
May it sucks to be you
Emu.
War.
What’s more embarrassing is how the emu is now y’all’s national bird. Why are y’all going to make y’all’s national bird, a bird that y’all lost a war to? Why not have the national bird be the cassowary or the magpie? Those birds are at least intimidating for a reason.
@@howardbaxter2514 y'all y'all y'all
They could've just told everyone to eat the emus...a few a year would probably feed a family.
SonoftheWay35 there's a problem with that, if you hit an emu in the chest part of its body, it poisons itself, making the meat impossible to eat
It poisons itself?? What kinda of fucked up world is Australia?
everything have poison in australia.
Australia is literally hell made real.
SonoftheWay35 Australia, land of kangaroos, spider rain, and inedible bulletproof birds!
*Top ten anime wars*
GrimDeath 8 lol another guy had basically the same comment but 7 months before you
WeeabooDan lmao I saw that too
Thats not the best buy ok
I got 1k like on your comment
*ATTACK ON EMU THEME PLAYED*
I like that this is the *Great* Emu War so as to distinguish it from those lesser Emu Wars.
So waht if Australia had won, would it have been a superpower?
Kaiser Wilhelm Nah they'd still be the UK's bitch.
charles ferrell the poms are weak mate uk is Australia’s bitch
Nah, cause we ended up as China's bitch
Just admit it Australia is bitch for everyone.
no itd still be everyone's bitch
top ten an-*emu* battles
*commits suicide*
This comment is criminally underrated
no
*dabs*
I still find it funny that Australia lost to a whole bunch of birds that can’t even fly.
"when they approach... we run... away"
"sir... you are a genius"
Mate! You're wolkin a fookin ostrich!
It's a fookin EMU mate!
hes an asshole
Careful, waters is a stone cold killer bird if you're not careful
tiscan'tbesaid
I can’t believe how cultured this dude is. With the authentic vernacular to the fact he left out Tasmania in his drawing of australia. Pretty cool
I did like how the emus had people feet, thank you for asking.
Yes. I am happy about the effort he put into the truck
i'm going to watch every channel covering this war and i am never going to get tired of it
Just learned from the comments section that I’ve been saying emu wrong. Nice to know. Not gonna change, but nice to know.
Sorry Australians but I pronounce it the way my dialect dictates I ought to. English is fake
Press F to pay respects.
#neverforget
What i the key broke?
Amy
F
Could you link to your profile image? I need it for... a friends research purposes.
F
F
F
My grandad was a veteran and well respected soldier from the emu army
That explains my high iq
High emu
1:42 cant believe Sam predicted the tanks from death stranding
"If you wanna commit mass murder, don't crowdfund, *crowdsource* "
Well, that's what forexample the Turkish government did, so ye pretty accurate
HPBgirl you armenian or what?
Im with ya
He forgot my favorite part where the farmers keep the emu's out by just making better fences.
64 people didn't like the Hillary Clinton joke
She still isn't President. :^)
What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."
0:46
My replay button just ascended to the 18th dimension
as soon as a clicked that i got an ad-
Who would win?
Some special force or some 20 thousand fly less birds?
@@maximilianmusohyeahyeah3681 Lmao you are embarrassing yourself.
"He makes one mistake so he is wrong haha".
I'm sorry that the fact that your country lost to emus still pains you so :)
I- did the comment get deleted?
@@yxGu-lj3li Probably.
Special, as in Special Needs Force.
"Don't crowd fund, crowd source"
Genius
"It's a nice change of pace to have the kids eating the dingoes for once". Here's where I spewed my drink in this episode. Every. Damned. Time.