The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
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Ryan George you could do a first person to cry one. Lol
Ok this is amazing
Love how satire is coming back! Stay safe Ryan!
This video is literally me trying to make friends.
The ring bit killed me good job dude also my best friend in real lifes name is ryan george but hes not as funny or stuff as you hes a good guy ttho
"Where's your wedding ring?"
" Oh f***. "
Killed me.
I was expecting him to then look at the other hand...cause the left hand is where a wedding ring normally is
same
seems like no one told you life was gonna be this way
👏👏👏👏
@Melani Natasha You're joking, right? Because you're 100% wrong. There are countries where BOTH sexes wear their rings on the right hand, but in countries where it's worn on the left hand, BOTH sexes wear it on the LEFT hand. So maybe learn what you're talking about before posting such utter nonsense.
This is Ryan’s way of telling his wife that he lost his ring.
Claire the Bread Fascist - he held up his right hand though. Wedding rings go on the left hand.
What's the odds Ryan's wife is just another Ryan? I mean we've seen his terrifying bearded spawn.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Remember the baby? *shudders*
Hes not married😳
He’s single - wouldn’t mind dating or marrying, BUT I do draw the line at terrifying bearded baby spawn...that would leave me with too many questions that I’m not sure I want answered about reality and....stuff. Lmao!
The bears going around in the background was just a fantastic touch.
Wait there was multiple
I kept thinking it meant there'd be a bear attack before the end of the conversation.
i was SO scared
I was just waiting in suspense for something to happen
I didn't even notice them, I noticed your comment first lmao
It's weirdly wholesome seeing that person try to explain another person that he just wants to be their friend and care about them.
I don’t know if this “friend-ship” is going to work out. Both of these guys are terrible at spotting bears.
Kept expecting the bears to bite em in the d***s
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 no that was the crocodiles
Im the 200th like
But they are good at spotting if the other has a ring or not
@@RepeatedAxe Yeah but I mean I though bears were gonna do it to and they'd an extra thing to "bond" about
Ryan’s lucky he has infinite different people to hang out with during quarantine
Having so many people together in this situation might not be the best thing ever
Ryan making friends is Super easy, barley an inconvenience
@The Hip-hop Underworld
And the wolves!
Him and Caleb
Having infinite different people with you in quarantine is tight
I love how in this universe the internet exists but friendship doesn't
Shit, I JUST commented that...
Haha, it actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. If the internet came first, I'm pretty sure that's how it would have gone down. I teach middle school, and there's plenty of kids that care way more about their "Facebook" friends than they do about the ones sitting next to them.
pretty much Japan
@@Rammy_Latin Great minds think alike 😂
@@mariannecontrino6297 middle schoolers use Facebook? No one I knew in middle school cared about facebook. Now it's just tik tok and instagram lol
It's gonna be hard to squeeze a Friends reference into this skit
Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh making references from popular TV shows is TIGHT
Thanks... I KNEW that was a musical reference, but I didn't make the connection. (Not a Freinds fan.)
Making a reference to Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!
BEARly an inconvenience
4 years later and I just realized
I feel like Ryan did this after thinking in quarentine: "I wish I was with my friends, humans truly are social creatures. *But were they...* "
I made friends with my toilet because of this
Were they tho??????
*vsauce music*
Whoops
Social creatures are tight!
I love how this implies that the internet was invented before friendship
is that not what happened?
I rather feel like the internet is slowly un-inventing friendship
@@csongorszarka3254 Really? And here I was thinking me as a Floridian playing dnd over the internet with someone from California, someone from London, 3 people in Canada and one in Pennsylvania was like a good thing
@0011thhour Okay I don't mean that part, what I meant is how it transforms the concept of friendship. I guess my original statement is in fact wrong, because the topic is much more complicated than my simple sentence.
However, I still think that by allowing us access to 'everyone', it does affect our 'normal' to behaviour (the behaviour we're evolutionarily made for, living in smaller groups such as tribes or villages or whatever).
Firstly, it allows us to connect with people we completely agree with, and to completely ignore everyone else. The first part is fine, but the other leads to one growing up in a 'bubble' (I'm not sure how to phrase it), unless one actively tries to free themselves from it. This isn't necessarily bad, but I think that tolerating different opinions is an important social skill in general.
The second problem is how it can interrupt existing friendship; I'm thinking of how a 'constant' connection to your friends can make the time you spend together less significant, and how it may make meeting them in real-life rarer than they would be without the internet (so basically instead of talking face-to-face, you can just text which is much 'less social').
Obviously I get your point, and making friends via internet is great, but these are the reasons I wrote that comment.
Also, have a nice day, and I hope you're having a lot of fun playing dnd 👍
@@csongorszarka3254 sure but all of that is an extreme of which happened back long ago too. People are still gathering and the proof is how much covid has spread. Even in dnd standpoint, we gathered weekly at a friend's house and the internet supplemented that for planning. What you're referring to is the wives tale notion that our culture has shifted away from people hanging out. Thats all youtube streamers that act that way making it feel like that's a thing. Myself? I'm introverted and always have been before the internet. It hasn't changed at all, just gave me something to do other than sonic 2 and 3. :)
He got married before friendship was invented, so he doomed us all to the friendzone.
It's probably in the Bible, something about on the day after God invented marriage, he invented friendship, and the day after that he invented the friendzone.
You konw friend zone doesn't exist, just people who doesn't want to sleep with you 🤷🏻♀️ just let friends be friends, and move on 👍🏼
@@nidianoes8062 Care to elaborate? As far as I know, "friendzone" is simply a term used to describe the situation where someone has unreciprocated sexual or romantic interest for a friend. This is definitely a very really scenario *a lot* of people face at one point or the other.
@@nidianoes8062 Yeah, there's a word for the situation you're describing. It is called being friendzoned....
@@KillerChickn nop, is called pick your battles 🤷🏻♀️
The fact that there was a beat behind the friendship guy and the other guy didn't warn him says a lot about what relationship the second guy really wants
"I don't know what's expected of me." - Me, about all my friends for forever
The fact that he was married before people had friends implies that people married strangers they only know for like a day.
Edit: If parents arranged marriages then which family will they arrange it to? The parents have no friends.
Arranged marriage?
But they already have a concept of romantic date. So it's more like in Ryanverse before this moment if some stranger start a conversation with you, that's because he wanna... you know... get intimate
And that makes previous videos a lot more intesting to watch
@@НикитаРогожин-п3б yes you're right. In his unerverse everything else exists and its modern times apart from what the sketch is about. So in another sketch you presume friends are already a thing. So it's just the thing in the sketch that you're focused on.
Does that mean he married another Ryan George....
Martin Luther King Jr. would know all about that
“i think it’s gonna be hard to stay at home for so long”
*actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience*
I've been staying home for 20 years now!
@@Monster_Knight holy shit are you okay?
BEAR?
I dunno about that. I'm feeling very inconvenienced.
Nice touch that you added "i'll be there for you from friends"
"When I leave this conversation, I don't know what's expected of me."
This accurately depicts my life.
Yes like when you meet someone in a random place and you kinda click but you're also awkward af
Conference calls be like
*In an alternative universe where people had glasses before they had friends*
ITZ ALEX also the internet
I don't think all the episodes are in chronological order.
Not being able to see people makes having friends terribly inconvenient.
But relationships can exist without seeing each other apparently.
@@SharpDesign But having glasses makes having friends super easy, barely an inconvenience.
...
What? Oh come on, you know if I didn't someone else would have.
I had glasses before I had friends.
"Friend...ship."
"Oh, ok yeah, I like boats! I'm glad you threw a boat in there!"
LOL!!
Honestly I never thought an adult would watch Ryan George
@@THEJimboJumbo why?
869 likes lmao
This guy has amazing creativity.
Lol
3:18 You had to have a FRIENDS reference in a video about friendship 😂😂😂😂
Theory: Someone borrowed 500 dollars from Ryan George and didn’t pay it back, and this is his passive aggressive way of mentioning it.
it is the Canadian way to say things about it eh!
@@ronreidjr I see what you did there ;)
His friends gonna need him to get all the way off his back about that...
Yea
Borrowing money and not giving it back is TIGHT!
“I actually make a habit of not ‘hanging out’ since the crocodile accident,” is the most underrated hilarious joke
i didnt get it
@@AshTheRatKing He's talking about his dick. You're welcome, its not going to make it funnier.
@@JohnUnsub oooo right....
@@AshTheRatKing lol
@@AshTheRatKing he used to hang something on his body out
"I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too."
"No one told me life was gonna be this way."
**claps 4 times**
I like what you did there, Ryan.
Dang it I should have recognized it with the claps. *Head desk
I spotted the claps and understood the reference from that. Somehow I missed the two lines of lyrics that immediately preceded them. Doh! Thanks for sharing the bigger picture on that one.
@Mini Oof Oof The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. opening song, which makes sense since he loves that show AND this video is about friendship.
@Arpicembalo it's at least more subtle than the bear.
I realized the reference before he finished the first sentence
I like that in this world the Internet came before the concept of a friend.
"there were 4 flies right in front of me"
"weird how they all aligned like that"
Ryan, you madlad
I didn't it get can you explain it?
It’s the friends theme, “no one told me life was gonna be this way” (followed by the same sequence of claps) 3:10
@@TheCopyKing oh, thanks!
Elad hen no problem
@@eladhen9735 חברים, סדרה קלאסחק
I just love the idea that this elseworld society progressed to the point of doctors, internet, and currency, but nobody figured out friendship until now.
Or how to deal with wolves, crocodiles, and bears.
They even got marriage before friendship ... I wonder if the invented the cart before domesticating the horse like we did in our universe ... put the cart before the horse much?
A world of socially awkward people, my kinda place
I love how the time period is so unclear. Like “oh they’re worried about animal attacks it must be really early human history” but then no, the friendship was invented after the internet. You just never know with Ryans (plural)
My theory that this is some kinda post-apocalyptic thing, where everyone was replaced by clones, and most knowledge was lost, and these things detail the rediscovery of the things from our time.
There’s no knowledge of doctors but they still reference them
My theory? This is a science experiment where they drop a bunch of clones into a controlled environment and let them figure things out.
that little Friends tribute was smoooooooothly done
Would have totally gone over my head if it weren’t for this comment. Smooth indeed.
"Good bye forever now."
How I feel when I meet someone
At the mc donalds play place
@@Sir_Pie mcdonalds and playplace are both one word
@@heckrum yeah well I always wanted to forget about it when I got lost in there
@@heckrum even too this day
@@Sir_Pie i see
Worst friends ever. Didn’t even warn each other about the bear.
Bears
Bears
Beets,
Battlestar Galactica
What is goin on- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
"I Don't Like The Idea Of Hanging Out Since The Crocodile Incident"
-Ryan George, 2020
That was freaking GOLD!!
@@jessbragg1 yeah i know
Why do you text like that
kid named out: scared noises
@@HarriWasHere cuz i want to
"I can help you in survival situations and you can help me"
*the bear in the background walking behind both of them*
*them not telling each other there is a literal bear behind each other*
This seems like a great start to a friendship
"I support you being alive"
- Ryan George, 2020
It's candidates like this we need to fight back Covid-19!
Yes, for example by staying home and using a mask
That makes one of us
10 important things to hear at least once in your lifetime.
...
Aaaaand nr. 1: ^^^
Let's get that on a t-shirt! I might end up with my whole t-shirt drawer being from Ryan's store if I'm not careful, and I'm not careful.
1:35: "wolf! if there was I wolf I would've told you about it"
2:54" *a literal bear passing by* no problem
1:47
Well I mean it's not a wolf
2:54
@@LemeraldSR 2:54
@@MrRedBlock1 2:54
wow they have so much in common you'd almost think they were the same person
I swear I’m starting to think they really ARE the same person, but there is just not enough evidence to support this crazy theory
somebody is about to get wooshed
😂😂😂
Oh no...
**whispers**
*he knows*
Ryan totally explains friendship in ways I hadn't thought of.
I don't really know if he's ready for this whole "friendship" thing. He didn't even point out the bear at 2:54!
Or at 1:46.
Came here to say that
That must have been a very well camouflaged bear.
OMG! lol
Miles-Rotation what bear, I don’t see no bear
The part when he said “nobody told me life was gonna be this way” and then the claps after that was hilarious
He even mentions the couch
@@chananabips7009 PIVOT
@@stargazer1998 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT ONSKFDBLEGOI!! Gotta love Chandler and Ross's friendship sometimes
@@chananabips7009 I know right?
I'll be there for you cause you'll there for me too!
*introverts:* oh so THIS is what it's like to make friends....This DOESN'T sound super easy....in fact it very much sounds like an inconvenience.
I love how apparently introverts don't know about friends.
I need help moving a couch, and $500 I won’t be paying back 🤣
The trick is to make friends with other introverts, and then you mostly don't bother each other.
Yea yea yea!
@@Rammy_Latin actually this video confuses me a lot what are friends again?
Had me anxious the entire time with the bear walking in the background. I thought the bear was gonna do somethin.
Ryan doesn't have the budget to have an animated bear mauling him.
@@power_0007 could be a another ryan wearing a bear mask attacking the other two Ryans
I'd just like to point out that both those guys are horrible friends.
Neither of them spoke up about the lingering bear behind their new found friend.
well looks to me they both suffer from eye sight issues. i mean come on who hangs out only to get bit by a croc in that way serioulsly
They're just pretty well camouflaged
@@smugumin3448 yeah
I saw that xD
They are too focused on eachother
"I support you being alive" is my favourite quote from now on.
Just one of my political ideologies I support your existance
Getting married in a world where people haven't invented friendship yet is TIGHT
Yeah, spouses are TIGHT
@@ervinm.5065 they're better than the loose ones
I guess that's why he was in so much trouble.
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 That goes without saying
Well... there wouldn't be friend zone
I love how in the Ryan world every Basic consepts exists Seperate of each other. Like the consept of the internet exists Before the Consept of Friendship.
So, the guy's married, but friendship doesn't exist? Lucky guy has never been friendzoned in his life
maybe that will come up in a video.
and they have phones and internet access before friendship in this reality
Strangerzone.
The guy's married because it's different from being a friendship. He found out a girl he likes. The girl finds out he also like the guy back. They both agree they like each other. One suggest to spend time together, forever. The other got forced to agreed. Then they suggest it should put it into paper and be signed as an agreement, along with him having to offer a shiny clear rock on a round piece of metal, that both have to wear, on their finger, a specific one. This rock is going to cost a lot, for absolutely no reason. Since the he has to do all that work, he wants something in return. He wants to be able to do things together in bed, under the bed sheets, every now and then, at least once a week. She somewhat agrees, but before that can happen, she want people to come and see the event of their togetherness. She want to make them all welcome by giving out free food and drinks. But it's actually a catch22, because she also wants them to bring gifts or presents in return. The gathering is to let everyone she invited, all know they will now be together and forever, and no other girl can spend time with him. It is also to let them know they are going to do naughty stuff later under the bed sheets.
Goshtic wtf
He actually makes it sound wierd to have a friend
I turned the 69th like to a 70
@@jordisreallybored you monster
That's the reason we shouldn't have any
;-; אורי כהן
Idk I thought he made it sound incredibly wholesome tbh
"No one told me life was gonna be this way"
*claps four times*
"What the hell was that?"
"There were just four flies right in front of me"
"Ohh it's weird they were all lined up like that, listen"
They are now truly F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Black Ninja is 4
@Black Ninja 8
Sandile Mlambo That reference had me dying 😆
Black Ninja are you joking or stupid
I love how bears are just walking around in the back round
Me: making a friend is super easy barely an inconve-
*has no friends*
Me: ah damn it
BEAR?
@Kobe Hendrickx it would have been cool if you haven't tyeped the secend whoopsi so I could follow it up by my own whoopsi now I feel left out man
I was going to say that 🤣
Enis Karaman DONT worry man, there’s enough whoopsies for everyone
Spider Balber
Whoops
“I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too”
“No one told me life was going to be this way”
* *clap clap clap clap* *
Your jobs a joke, you're broke,
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
Supporting each other is TIGHT.
Did you catch that the 2 characters where Chandler and Ross?
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year 🎶
The Friends lyrics did it for me. Four flies lining up like that? That's just fate right there.
*Adds video to favorites*
How the heck did I miss the funniest joke? I thought it was just four flies.
I like how this implies that the Internet is older than having friends
It's good to see that Ryan has been able to keep everyone employed, but they need to get better at social distancing.
Ah, but you see, it's OK because they're all actually the same guy and Ryan can actually terminate any employees that have the virus and just create a new one.
@@bdndl3715 Sounds super difficult, very inconvenient
no they're actually 100 metres apart but Ryan turned the volume down cuz they were shouting.
Bdn Dl jokes are funnier when they’re not on the nose.
@@bdndl3715 The same guy? What are you talking about? They're dressed completely different, one is wearing a hat and the other has glasses. Nothing alike!
Me: Having no friends
Ryan: Just befriends himself
Problem solved
I too would befriend myself were I Ryan
Damn hackers...
“No I’m actually married”
“Where’s your ring?”
“Aw f**k!”
I died
@Jatin Dhangar
A
But wasn't that his right hand?
Nathan Tessitore
Uuuuuuuuh, noooooooo
*nervous sweating
So... A zombie?
@Nathan Tessitore Sure you can. Super easy. Bearly an inconvenience.
"we could hang out"
"Oh I don't do that since the crocodile incident"
Genius
Yes! That's possibly the best gag in that sketch. Properly cracked me up.
Ryan’s world is a world where people get married without even being in a friendship.....
I mean, Tinder.
And without anyone who isn't Ryan George.
Actually that was the norm during almost the entire human civilization.
That's how a large portion of the world's population does it
That's still very prevalent , if I'm interested in a girl I'm just gonna approach her and let her know wassup , no friendship shit
In the age of social distancing Ryan just befriends with himself. What an icon
What do you mean? They're completely different persons
“It’s like, if you threw a party...”
“Who would I invite?”
“I don’t know, old ladies or something? Stay focused. The answer’s in the song.”
..”and invited everyone you knew...”
What song?
Jeremy Einbinder ua-cam.com/video/GWbz_mIAShM/v-deo.html
the 1st guy 2 threw a party
Oh my god, the "there was 4 flies in front of me" bit just killed me.
Everyone: I hate quarantine, it sucks.
Ryan: You merely adopted the quarantine, I was born in it, molded by it.
this made me laugh
I want to give this comment TWENTY loves. Not likes. Loves.
I just watched that movie yesterday!
Why is Ryan Bane?
Muffled mask voice: Wich will break first? Your quarantine? Or your sanity?
1:47 just a bear casually walking in the background (2:52 another one)
Nice you saw it too lol
Another at 2:52
2:52
There are actually two 2:53
(Or the same one just walking around)
2:54 he is back
Ryan: No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Ryan: *clap clap clap clap*
Noice
your life is a joke your broke
your love life's doa
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year
I love how literally everybody takes everything outside of a single Ryan.
I love the bear wandering around in the forest like "I want a friend, too"
I'm still trying to learn this friend boat thing.
It was a tv series with Gavin McLeod. Big boat. Weekly voyages to boldly go in a friendly way. Or something.
@@brucebaker810 thanks I'll look it up.
@@cottoncandypinkandblue I scanned. Actual show name not given yet. It was The Love Boat. (Frend ship.)
Just sayin.
Just swayin.
Oof. Sea's getting rough. Think I'll go below.
I don’t have any so I don’t know either
‘“If you’re waving unintentionally you should probably see a doctor”
**awkward social panic intensifies**
I've watched this video a dozen times, and I just now noticed the Canadian raising on "borrow" at 3:30.
Lol
I noticed it on my second viewing, I didn't even know he had a Canadian accent
@@Mister-RedCanadian and American accents are extremely similar.
Everyone is becoming Ryan George over quarantine, just talking to thereself to pass the time
OddOneOut 1 same, except I’m not Ryan George, I’m schizophrenic
It’s super easy barely an inconvenience to do.
Okay sorry, what the fuck is 'thereself' ?
@@kaorutanaka803 The singular of 'themselves', only spelled incorrectly.
ha ha. what if we did it intentionally. In Tokyo, it is super easy, barely and inconvenience during this time of my isolation, it helps me stay sane-enjoy!! ua-cam.com/video/IvdNfLGASvY/v-deo.html
The saddest thing about this is that his wife was not his friend.
No at this point in the Ryanverse no one is friends with their spouse.
He shouldn't have lost the ring
You know, Ryan being married begs the question... is he married to another Ryan?
Perhaps he is "the first person to get married" and this is why he is "the first person to get a divorce" unless I've assumed him the wrong Ryan
@A Fridge Too Far "Simp"
- every incel ever
I almost spewed my coffee when he said "not hanging out since the crocodile incident"!
Reading your comment made me realize what he meant
@M M I know right? Just makes a big mess.
And then the friend abandons you and you feel sad for the first time.
"We could hang out"
"I actually make a habit of not hanging out since the crocodile incident"
"Not what I meant!"
Lmao
Read comment just as it happened.
I think us weirdos all knew what he meant by being hung
Anyone play grow Castle
"What's up is there a bear?"
"No, I mean if there is, he's very well camouflaged."
That's pretty much me when someone asks me if I have any allergies lol
"Not any that I know of."
The correct answer to the allergy question is: only BS
2:53
A bear
@@m16fermy what if I have other allergies
@@rainbowrose8802 also at 1:47
I'm guilty of this type of response
what’s a friend?
Veoloux GSG9 watch the vid bro
ILL BE UR FRIEND
“Hello darkness smile friend”
I think it's this weird creature that's suppose to emotionally satisfy you
IDK, i only watch this to hear the story about how the hero snapped the neck of the bad guy...
You’re my friend! Thanks for being funny! I never realized that until now! When a video isn’t funny I laugh and I don’t know what to do but ask how!
Glasses is an introvert.
"meet everyday to say things to each other"
glasses: ?...I don't know about that
"I support you being alive" is the most perfect friendzoning line.
I like how he’s making sure that he’s heard of bears. That implies that this is VERY early human history, but no, the Internet exists in whatever time period they’re in.
This feels like my bestie and I talk to one another. Great vibes
I love how in this world, the internet exists but the concept of friendship doesn't.
That's it, I'm calling it 'friendboat' from now on.
Who else can't stop watching the background after the bear
I was waiting for one of them to backflip over the bear and... nevermind...
@@MandleRoss And then the friend snapped the bear's neck and saved the day!
@@judahwessel8698 That would be super easy. "Bear"ely an inconvenience. 🐻 😁
I had to rewind to catch the jokes because I was laughing too hard at the passing bears.
Give this man an award already!
So this takes place after the first person to get married in the ryanverse
But most likely before the first person to get divorced
@@andrewcox3137 Probably one of the causes.
Makes sense. With a marriage (sometimes) comes sex.
We need a chronological list of all his vuds
@@jackofalltrades8743 yes, that's the goal
Aristotle explaining how humans are social animals, 500 BC
Greeks: "Oh, so this is like a help-each-other-survive... it's like a survival pact?"
Aristotle: "If the need came up, sure, but also in non-life-threatening situations"
*Athenians and Spartans look at each other suspiciously*
Greeks: "... No, I don't like that."
So no one wants to talk about how seemlessly Ryan integrated/created the Friends show theme with the claps and lyrics? Don't worry Mr. George I noticed and you deserve to be recognized as such a mastermind of ideas and execution! I will follow you to the very end! OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!
I literally was going through the comments trying to find someone else who noticed.
Thank you haha
Jackson Jaxsun It was truly a thing of beauty.
XGene Cooper you’re not alone. How have so few people picked that up 😦
Anybody notice the bear casually walking in the background while they were discussing their new "friend boat"?
Only the OGs will notice
The punchline reminded me why I don’t have friends anymore
With all these guys, I can't wait for "First Guy to Ever Meet A Woman."
"What are you?"
"I'm like you, except I have a little more on top and a little less down below."
"What, you mean like hair? I can see that."
"No..."
Pokerface “yes but actually no”
i commented something like this
"Oh. A little less down below is tight!"
...
I'll show myself out
Tim Moore please do
women ryan would break the internet
Why isn't "The first guy to ever get married" on this channel yet?
Well what a coincidence, because "The first guy to ever get married" is actually on my channel :) it has English subtitles too.
@@ayadkhalil no sorry i wont check your channel
@@harg5544 same
Cause he can't be a girl too
different universe every time
The first guy to have a sleepover
Pointing out "BEAR!" would be included in this friend thing, they both failed. The first friendship failed. This validates my lack of friends!
“And then when we meet at restaurants we can screw each other over into paying the bill!”
“You know, this doesn’t sound as good as your tone of voice suggests it will be.”
1:49 why is there a bear in the background...
Edit: I just noticed there is a second one at 2:54 lol
Vicious
There were actually 2, I was hoping someone else saw them
@@mateomarquez8158 yeah 2:54
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed
I only saw one
You should do the first guy to ever busk:
“Wow thats some nice music you got there, but oh, you dropped your hat”
“no I deliberately put that there”
“Ok. Why”
Oh so you can pay me”
“Why should I pay you? I didn’t even ask for this”
Yes.
Definitely
Indubitably
“What the hell was that?" "There were just four flies right in front of me." 🤣 Well done all around, as usual. My 7 year old quoted you yesterday, she was talking about something and ended with "I decided." I laughed so hard!
like how you don't recall what your 7 year old said but you remember the RG quote. You're a great mom, I decided.
@@ObservationaLee LOL! At the time I remembered what she said but it wasn't relevant to share. However three months out I don't recall what it was she said. Doh!
How does this guy consistently make the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
It means you have no sense of humor
Maybe you have very bad memory, or you have not seen many things.
It's super easy; barely an inconvenience
@@timewalker6654 that's kinda shitty to say lol.
"I'll be there for you... ***claps 4x***"
"What was that"
"Oh there were 4 flies on my hands just at that exact moment!"
***ROFLMAO***
It was a F•R•I•E•N•D•S reference
Thomas Bailey No shit shaggy
Wow, you messed up the quote. The claps come after he said "No one told me life was going to be this way".
*Clap clap clap clap*
Please do “first guy to ever make a pun”
He would be imprisoned immediately.
You mean put in a room
Yes
he would be PUNished
that would be Punderful to witness I punder what would happun