The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +2123

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  • @TheBonsaiZone
    @TheBonsaiZone 3 роки тому +7852

    "I haven't spoken in a while".... problem solved!

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 3 роки тому +144

      This is the type of humor I subscribe for!

    • @F0g1sC0ming
      @F0g1sC0ming 3 роки тому +22

      First verified comment I’ve ever seen under 100 likes

    • @WalkoffGrandslam
      @WalkoffGrandslam 3 роки тому +40

      I laughed out loud way to hard at that line and my family looked at me like I was a psycho.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 3 роки тому +3

      @@F0g1sC0ming same. It’s weird

    • @knightofsvea604
      @knightofsvea604 3 роки тому +4

      We all have that One friend

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +7711

    "Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes." I felt that.

    • @heatherjay8802
      @heatherjay8802 3 роки тому +54

      I think in 2020/2021 we ALL are feeling that!

    • @OrbitalSnapshots2455
      @OrbitalSnapshots2455 3 роки тому +43

      I'm in a chair while reading this

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 роки тому +23

      I was gonna get out of my chair, but then I saw this video, so...

    • @niccy266
      @niccy266 3 роки тому +11

      Beds too

    • @Spoit0
      @Spoit0 3 роки тому +6

      On the contrary, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @calebw8189
    @calebw8189 3 роки тому +3522

    Guy: "So you've got a pizza for me?"
    Delivery guy: "Yes sir, I do."

    • @stevebanks9395
      @stevebanks9395 2 роки тому +190

      Oww, pizza's are TIGHT!

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 2 роки тому +24

      This needs more likes!

    • @Lucid_Waking
      @Lucid_Waking 2 роки тому +9

      This is great

    • @thewatcher8657
      @thewatcher8657 2 роки тому +79

      But I am afraid that its not the one you wanted...
      So, what you are telling is that it's the wrong one?
      YeahyeahYeah
      Woops
      Woopsie

    • @Kev24
      @Kev24 2 роки тому +97

      “Why is my order wrong”
      “Because!”
      “That works!”

  • @LAGator-qu7tc
    @LAGator-qu7tc 3 роки тому +2389

    “This guy is making all kind of compromises.”
    -Chef Ryan

    • @kevinseanzebua6342
      @kevinseanzebua6342 3 роки тому +32

      "I haven't spoken in a while."
      Chef Ryan

    • @dmitritelvanni4068
      @dmitritelvanni4068 3 роки тому +15

      That was the most relatable character ive ever seen.

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 2 роки тому +5

      "This guy is out here making all kinds of compromises."*

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Рік тому

      In that case let's not be too careful about remembering to put in all his food or individually wrapped condiments.

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 Рік тому

      Making compromises is TIGHT!

  • @tonchi4905
    @tonchi4905 3 роки тому +1709

    “My ears are award-winning”
    “They don’t give out awards for hearing”
    “Then I think I might have misheard them”

    • @DefinitelyAPotato
      @DefinitelyAPotato 3 роки тому +116

      @@26mic Not asking for nun? Would a priest work instead?

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 3 роки тому +16

      I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that part 😂

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 3 роки тому +50

      @@26mic Nobody likes it when someone shamelessly steals a top comment to advertise their channel like you're doing. Just saying it's annoying and impolite.
      Feel free to start your own comment thread in a respectful manner, but I'd advise against these sorts of shameless plugs.
      However you don't have to listen to me, and this is just me letting you know how most people feel about what you're doing. So, do what you will.

    • @Isaaczsf
      @Isaaczsf 3 роки тому +24

      @@DefinitelyAPotato Or maybe a bishop?

    • @crimson8867
      @crimson8867 3 роки тому +4

      Yes I watched the video

  • @JRDIXON34
    @JRDIXON34 3 роки тому +1758

    “Our concept doesn’t match with your request”
    Why does that feel like that’s applicable to much of my life

    • @wloxya7422
      @wloxya7422 3 роки тому +7

      True fits my life too

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden 3 роки тому +6

      Thats basically life for the 99% 😅

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому

      I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

    • @adi4032
      @adi4032 3 роки тому +2

      That's the concept of school.....Educating but *Not educating*

    • @sarahno4748
      @sarahno4748 3 роки тому +2

      I want a milkshake
      "This is bakers square. We don't have milkshakes."
      You have milk and ice cream do you have a blender?
      ".....we have a blender yeah but"
      Ok then I want a milkshake.
      "Our concept doesn't match with your request"

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 3 роки тому +1756

    "I haven't spoken in a while."
    I feel ashamed that this stupid meta joke broke me hard.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 3 роки тому +14

      Hi Shady! Didn’t expect to see you here

    • @jamesmartin9401
      @jamesmartin9401 2 роки тому +25

      Oh bless your heart, he does that to all of us on a regular basis.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 2 роки тому +10

      talk to your plants, they grow better

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 роки тому +2

      It was prob cause it was hard to get all the stuff like spatchulla hat and background

    • @zbiv
      @zbiv 2 роки тому +5

      Loved that one myself

  • @werefrogofassyria6609
    @werefrogofassyria6609 3 роки тому +434

    "I haven't spoken for a while"
    Great line.

  • @kevinshin4354
    @kevinshin4354 3 роки тому +1258

    "I haven't spoken in a while."
    - Me in every conversation

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 3 роки тому +9

      Perfectly describes most of the meetings I was in today

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 роки тому +9

      Sometimes that's all you got when the topic shifts before you're allowed in.

    • @mytube650
      @mytube650 3 роки тому +7

      That’s sad. Speak up. You have interesting things to say.

    • @isador21
      @isador21 3 роки тому

      That part really cracked me up for some reason haha

    • @michu1247
      @michu1247 3 роки тому

      that was my favorite part

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 3 роки тому +1095

    "This guy's kind of my hero."
    Yes, you are Ryan George, yes, you are.

    • @Hotos321
      @Hotos321 3 роки тому +6

      Which one?

    • @NanoMan737400
      @NanoMan737400 3 роки тому +15

      Yes, he is Ryan George, yes he is.

    • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276
      @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 3 роки тому +4

      English is stupid like why does there have to be that many commas in that sentence? Also there's supposed to be a comma before Ryan George, right? That's 4 freaking commas which is half the damn word count

    • @senboy9002
      @senboy9002 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 I feel like that doesn't have anything to do with English specifically, nor does it even mean anything about it's quality. I'm not saying English is the best, but this argument is invalid.

    • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276
      @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 3 роки тому +3

      @@senboy9002 Well English has lots of dumb grammar rules that are broken a lot

  • @alienveritec
    @alienveritec 2 роки тому +77

    "He's going to see me at my worst" is the best line I've ever heard.

  • @jayspy8647
    @jayspy8647 3 роки тому +122

    "These extreme levels of convenience can be a slippery slope for you." "I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
    Ryan you have just verbally assaulted well over 95% of your viewers, I'm calling the authorities.

    • @PROPAROXITONO
      @PROPAROXITONO 2 роки тому +9

      They will put Ryan in a room.

    • @Lazaven
      @Lazaven 19 днів тому +1

      Actually it's gonna be super easy a major convenience!

  • @VSP1003
    @VSP1003 3 роки тому +756

    “I’m not doing ANYTHING today I decided.”
    “This guy is my hero.”
    I feel you chef, I feel you.
    same

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 роки тому +6

      You had me at “I feel you chef, I feel you.”

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 3 роки тому +1

      Actually could someone explain that joke to me?

    • @kabookle8995
      @kabookle8995 3 роки тому +3

      @@shaunjimbangan1166 a lot of the things the customer wanted actually made it easier for the restaurant. They didn’t have to wash dishes and they didn’t have to have a guy hang around the house refilling water

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 3 роки тому +1

      @@kabookle8995 oh

  • @memerwan38
    @memerwan38 3 роки тому +2291

    “I haven’t spoken in a while” that was such a stupid joke but such a good one

    • @santishorts
      @santishorts 3 роки тому +133

      Don't insult the joke please, it was an award winning joke.

    • @soniceinstein7762
      @soniceinstein7762 3 роки тому +104

      @@santishorts they don't give awards for that I think.

    • @nathankarn5557
      @nathankarn5557 3 роки тому +93

      @@soniceinstein7762 I must have misheard them then.

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 3 роки тому +38

      Personally thought "Let's play ball" topped it.

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +2

      I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

  • @CaptainWobbs
    @CaptainWobbs 2 роки тому +172

    I like how Chef Ryan’s first line makes him seem like the only “normal” acting person in the Ryanverse but he quickly shifts into the usual speech patterns.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Рік тому +5

      I mean, he did say “Food place.”

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 2 роки тому +243

    When the chef said "this guy's my hero" when he realized he wouldn't be able to complain about the food, I totally get it, I'm a chef and let me tell ya, the pandemic made my job so much easier, or at least less stressful. We're still busy but its all take out and I haven't had to remake anything for months lol.

    • @horace6851
      @horace6851 2 роки тому +17

      this whole thing is such a foreign concept for me. I grew up in Europe and even though I have been living in US for the last 12 years, I still don't send the food back. It's just a risk you take when someone cooks for you. At home in Poland my food was returned once, when there was a fried wasp in my french fries. And even that was pushed by my mom, since I was like 8 and would have just taken the wasp out and eat the thing. So yeah.

    • @fvb7
      @fvb7 2 роки тому +3

      Seriously I've never returned something and asked for a re-do.
      Closest is I got someone else's stuff. How common is it to re-make a 2nd one???

    • @allflying3
      @allflying3 2 роки тому

      @@horace6851 What? Your mom fed you a wasp? And you ate it?

    • @horace6851
      @horace6851 2 роки тому +2

      @@allflying3 no, we were at the restaurant and the wasp was within the fries. If my mom didn't notice I would just throw it away and keep eating the fries. Because she noticed, she sent the whole thing back and I got a fresh meal without the wasp. I was 8 at the time so don't judge too much :)

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 2 роки тому +9

      @@fvb7 I mean, if you order a meal and it comes out just *wrong* that's a mistake. If you order steak and you get pork chops, that's something I'd at least want to make sure "Hey make sure I'm being charged correctly? But I guess I'll eat this" but I think that's reasonable to ask for the steak you ordered.
      If its an allergy/religious reason your food is wrong, you DEFINITELY need that fixed.

  • @hazaromic_iii9495
    @hazaromic_iii9495 3 роки тому +1447

    Ryan George. A guy who can play the entire cast of Endgame

  • @Sir_McCartney
    @Sir_McCartney 3 роки тому +7458

    Ryan really wore the same shirt from his "the first guy to ever open a restaurant" sketch. The ryanverse has better continuity than some film series.

  • @Psykout
    @Psykout 2 роки тому +56

    "Is the food here? Yeah the food is here, what are you even asking me?" After working as a server/cook for a decade I really felt that line. You get asked some of the stupidest questions when you are working on a line.

    • @adamcravets5408
      @adamcravets5408 3 місяці тому

      Waiters too. Pizza Hut only had bud and bud light. That was the entire list of beers they had back in 1990. Can’t tell you how many times I got asked for something else after reciting that huge list of beers available. Customer: what beers do you have. Me: bud and bud light. Customer: can I get a coors?

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 3 роки тому +55

    "So let's play ball"
    "Yeah, what are you thinking, like at the park this weekend?"
    I love how the people in the Ryanverse will just instantly do random things strangers ask them to do

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 роки тому +666

    First guy to hug someone:
    “I’m gonna wrap my arms around you”
    “What why?”
    “To make you feel better”
    “Why would that make me feel better?”
    “I don’t know”
    “Fair enough”

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +31

      That'd be fun to green screen.

    • @Cooolstorm
      @Cooolstorm 3 роки тому +12

      Wowwowwowwow...wow

    • @arrrrrrrr6593
      @arrrrrrrr6593 3 роки тому +26

      "Woah, your arms is wrapping me TIGHT"

    • @ArcNine9Angel
      @ArcNine9Angel 3 роки тому +17

      "Why would that make me feel better?"
      "Listen, I'm going to need you to get aaaaall the way off my back on this one."
      "Okay, let me get off of that thing... Okay now you get off of my back."
      "No."

    • @meloD30
      @meloD30 3 роки тому +13

      I'm gonna squeeze the bad feelings out of you, but try not to squeeze the life out of you, okay?
      That sounds dangerous, can we have a safe signal?
      Sure just tap me on my back if it hurts or y'know, gets weird.

  • @GalyTheSugarLover
    @GalyTheSugarLover 3 роки тому +5522

    I want to believe Ryan made this skit solely to make that misheard award winning ears joke

    • @JasonArmond
      @JasonArmond 3 роки тому +278

      That ears joke was indeed award winning.

    • @almaji666
      @almaji666 3 роки тому +171

      @@JasonArmond They don’t give out awards for ear jokes either.

    • @xenobladesrg7729
      @xenobladesrg7729 3 роки тому +96

      @@almaji666 that's an award winning comment out there

    • @salvatore2119
      @salvatore2119 3 роки тому +61

      @@foxes321 I think you miscommented that

    • @abelcuevasgonzalez4390
      @abelcuevasgonzalez4390 3 роки тому +89

      I'm stupid and i don't get the joke can someone help me?

  • @BillyFusco
    @BillyFusco 3 роки тому +18

    3:54 just calling me out huh

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 Рік тому +39

    I've been a delivery driver for years. "This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" is just such a fantastic way to describe the doorway experience of delivering. 🤣
    First thing that comes to mind is a couple months ago when I delivered two pizzas and some breadsticks to a dude who was watching the South Park movie naked at like 1 a.m.

    • @autumnkmeadows
      @autumnkmeadows Рік тому +2

      If COVID brought one “hallelujah” our way~ it was contactless delivery 😂 no more pantless chaos for poor delivery drivers.

    • @alexbanks8429
      @alexbanks8429 9 місяців тому

      Those were greaaaat breadsticks. 👍

  • @PaulTarsusRips
    @PaulTarsusRips 3 роки тому +764

    "I haven't spoken in a while."
    Way to remind us you're all still here, buddy.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 роки тому +5

      Neither have I Chef person, neither have I

    • @TheKarjee
      @TheKarjee 3 роки тому +9

      I think my social life would improve if I legitimately did that.

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 3 роки тому +3

      I like to do the same thing when I’m around women. “I haven’t done the sex in a while.”
      Just figured they need to know.

    • @guacca
      @guacca 3 роки тому +2

      I bursted out in laughter with that line, definitely laughed more than I should have. It was just so unexpected.

    • @DynamicUnreality
      @DynamicUnreality 3 роки тому

      I'm going to start using this at parties.

  • @MagicE13
    @MagicE13 3 роки тому +3976

    "Okay, Let's play ball"
    "Hows this weekend?"
    Great gag.

    • @bagelinpond2433
      @bagelinpond2433 3 роки тому +15

      @dolita windo u had to ruin the joke.

    • @TySama0
      @TySama0 3 роки тому +14

      Quotes don't work as well if they're not direct quotes.

    • @itstrashyplays4071
      @itstrashyplays4071 3 роки тому +3

      70 - 1 = 69

    • @siler7
      @siler7 3 роки тому

      Hows

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 роки тому +1

      That joke made me smile

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 3 роки тому +49

    I like how Ryan calls attention when a scene has three people and sometimes you have to unnaturally split the dialogue between those people just to keep all three engaged in the scene, thus "I haven't spoken in a while".

  • @steveteacherofenglish2457
    @steveteacherofenglish2457 3 роки тому +6

    The funny thing is in Korea, we are able to get reusable plates, bowls, etc and the delivery guy comes back sometime later and picks up all the dishes he delivered.

    • @steveteacherofenglish2457
      @steveteacherofenglish2457 2 роки тому

      @@ML0694 We can just put the dishes outside the door, so I don't see them come back. It's probably done when they deliver food to a neighbor in the building so it's not a wasted trip.

  • @k2fanpyre144
    @k2fanpyre144 3 роки тому +549

    "I haven't spoken in a while."
    - my introvert ass every couple of days

  • @mariaignaciaperez6815
    @mariaignaciaperez6815 3 роки тому +495

    "This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves"
    How dare you.

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 3 роки тому +18

      We all felt that.

    • @rachelhall4808
      @rachelhall4808 3 роки тому +9

      It is extremely accurate

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 3 роки тому +11

      I always order take out. I don't want people seeing me at my worst. I don't even want people in my yard. Yeah I'm one of those get off my lawn type of guys. He didn't mention takeout in this video. It's like the worst of both worlds. You get the soggy food and lack of experience of the restaurants but still have to put on pants.

    • @gopium1976
      @gopium1976 3 роки тому +5

      I felt attacked 😂

    • @solchapeau6343
      @solchapeau6343 3 роки тому +6

      I can see that you haven't swept your floors in quite a while. But here's your food, and I'm out of here.

  • @tonygarcia9530
    @tonygarcia9530 3 роки тому +14

    "This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
    Why is this so true?

  • @Thx1138sober
    @Thx1138sober 2 роки тому +5

    Because I want to pay $37.50 for a $10.89 fast food meal that's been sitting in a bag for 22 minutes.

  • @saatvik-agrawal
    @saatvik-agrawal 3 роки тому +947

    "Our concept doesn’t seem compatible with your request”
    Laws of Ryan Universe: The guy with the fiercer moustache must win here, I decided.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 роки тому +16

      cueing obligatory: "winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT" comment.

    • @HornAndHaloWrestling
      @HornAndHaloWrestling 3 роки тому +8

      winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT!!

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 роки тому +2

      @@HornAndHaloWrestling dang it, you beat me to it

    • @HornAndHaloWrestling
      @HornAndHaloWrestling 3 роки тому +2

      @@SRP3572 :)

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 3 роки тому +1

      Fair enough.

  • @davidseb9045
    @davidseb9045 3 роки тому +515

    "This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me and my worst and the he leaves." 😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead.

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 3 роки тому +11

      Especially because he's not wearing pants. 😂😂

    • @IRIS4962
      @IRIS4962 3 роки тому +2

      lmao yea that got me too

  • @kavaughnbrowncutno6983
    @kavaughnbrowncutno6983 3 роки тому +9

    The chef is a masterpiece of a character. A Mona Lisa of our era. Truly incredible.

  • @vicl0uis
    @vicl0uis 3 роки тому +15

    Do “the first guy to ever cook” like, “I threw some food in this metal hot bowl and it will mix and make something good”

  • @sagittarius_a_starr
    @sagittarius_a_starr 3 роки тому +428

    “They don’t give awards for hearing.”
    “Well then I suppose I might have misheard them.”
    Brilliant!
    (1:21)

  • @amstrad00
    @amstrad00 3 роки тому +231

    "I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
    I'm feeling so attacked right now

  • @Tsiriasmenos
    @Tsiriasmenos 8 місяців тому +6

    Let's all take a moment to thank this guy for reinforcing our laziness. We owe him so much

    • @AnneONeemass
      @AnneONeemass 6 місяців тому

      I'll have A.I. thank him for me.😏

  • @ThingSomeRandom
    @ThingSomeRandom Рік тому +17

    When the food place guy asked if they got the order wrong, Ryan should have said “yeah then I’ll call you back and ask for a refund, plus maybe my next order free.” “Yeah I guess that’s fair.” “That being said, I’ll probably say the order was wrong even if it wasn’t just so the order will become free!” “Wait, what?”

  • @chickenapocalypse8655
    @chickenapocalypse8655 3 роки тому +375

    "This guy sees a small section of my house, sees me at my worst and leaves"
    I'm really starting to feel bad for what those poor guys have to see on the daily

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 роки тому

      Unless they don't give a shit.

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, from a family member who did food delivery and went on to be a paramedic: it was useful _'horror desensitization training'_ and food delivery somehow had more crying involved. 😏

    • @leroylowe5921
      @leroylowe5921 3 роки тому +6

      I delivered pizza one time and this big fat guy propositioned me.

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms 3 роки тому +4

      I used to deliver pizzas a long time ago. A good tip makes us forget about everything else.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 3 роки тому +2

      Trust me, we have gotten desensitized.

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 роки тому +1856

    Other youtubers: One comedy sketch per video
    Can anyone do two comedy sketches per video?
    Ryan George: Super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @mafiachichimeca9563
      @mafiachichimeca9563 3 роки тому +68

      Making two comedy sketches per video is tight

    • @ShepherdXVII
      @ShepherdXVII 3 роки тому +12

      @@mafiachichimeca9563 Awwwww that was gonna be my comment lol

    • @b.ryanbushman6700
      @b.ryanbushman6700 3 роки тому +32

      Ayo Daniel thrasher does it too

    • @MisterMeister1
      @MisterMeister1 3 роки тому +14

      Daniel Thrasher makes two in a video

    • @bingus5723
      @bingus5723 3 роки тому +34

      "Doesnt daniel thrasher do that?"
      "You'll have to get way offa my back about that"

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 2 роки тому +5

    "To get the food you have to come here, that's the rules."
    "Screw the rules, I have money."

  • @solesoulsorrow
    @solesoulsorrow 10 місяців тому +12

    2:36 "I haven't spoken in awhile!"
    I feel that.

  • @guywithaface887
    @guywithaface887 3 роки тому +7636

    I love how Ryan's entire career is just proving how everything is stupid.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 3 роки тому +316

      Now I would love to see "The first guy to do math".

    • @Synastershadow
      @Synastershadow 3 роки тому +108

      Yeah, and he does it in such a great way of comedic realism!

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 роки тому +85

      @@K4inan so i did a thing
      oh?
      ya i took the number one and added it to another number one and it gave me the number two
      why didnt you just count to two? n what is this "ad" isnt that those things on tv that interrupt shows?
      no that ad im talking about add 2 Ds

    • @Dlahusen1
      @Dlahusen1 3 роки тому +63

      Not really stupid. Just making normal things funny. Don’t take that food delivery is stupid from this video.

    • @Natureguy-le8pl
      @Natureguy-le8pl 3 роки тому +84

      @@Dlahusen1 it’s not but it’s funny the way he makes it sound stupid. It’s like looking at humanity through an alien perspective.

  • @zane_slade
    @zane_slade 3 роки тому +255

    "Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes"
    "
    And my ears are award winning"
    "Let's play ball" "Where, the park, this weekend" "yeah sounds good"
    "I think this guys my hero"
    Tell me he's is not the best UA-camr. Tell me with a straight face.

    • @Mopsey
      @Mopsey 3 роки тому +18

      Can't do that, man. Can't lie like that. Ryan deserves pewdiepie money. Pewds is a good guy, but Ryan brings joy. Pure joy. The beautiful bastard gave us an entire universe. Screen Rant should have a Jerry Maguire -type attack of conscience, and give him ownership of the Pitch Meeting IP. But they won't, because without him their channel is irrelevant.

    • @zacharierowe3103
      @zacharierowe3103 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I’ve tried🤣

    • @calinculianu
      @calinculianu 3 роки тому +6

      Dude the Chef character in this sketch had me in stitches. He was awesome.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +2

      Well I can since I am wearing a 😷

    • @zane_slade
      @zane_slade 3 роки тому +3

      Dave my man! You just earned yourself a sub

  • @mr.lockwood1424
    @mr.lockwood1424 2 роки тому +4

    "This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money"
    Damn. I felt that

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 2 роки тому +7

    This was hilarious omg a bunch of little jokes that landed perfectly 😂

  • @KausticSlime
    @KausticSlime 3 роки тому +672

    “Counter offer, what if we meet half way?” The way Ryan so simply and consistently denies the spirit of what’s being asked is truly hilarious.

    • @ThePotatoeGuru
      @ThePotatoeGuru 3 роки тому +41

      It's also a brilliant play on words as that might mean to literally set up a counter to serve him.

    • @rocketjo
      @rocketjo 3 роки тому +12

      That's a Québec thing, it's in our DNA over here 😅

  • @Immortalcheese
    @Immortalcheese 3 роки тому +281

    Host: "so what will you like to order?"
    Ryan: "sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it please"

    • @unkledoda420
      @unkledoda420 3 роки тому +15

      I was waiting for "a sandwich with a pretty bid pickle on it" to be mentioned during the video. I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't. Seems like a missed opportunity.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 3 роки тому +1

      Why would anyone order that?Delivery is for food you can't make

    • @deebraun7488
      @deebraun7488 3 роки тому +8

      @@naamadossantossilva4736 It's another of Ryan's skits. ;)

    •  3 роки тому +15

      there should be frequent cross-references to other videos I decided

    • @tenkaminari
      @tenkaminari 3 роки тому +3

      @@unkledoda420 disappointing, it did didn't it

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 3 роки тому +5

    2:27 How could you give up on that? Someone asking if everything is alright every time your mouth is full is a must do.

  • @dreamofcoheed3388
    @dreamofcoheed3388 Рік тому +3

    I love how the guy ordering food is wearing a hat, two shirts, no pants, and is going to answer the door that way.

  • @ObscurePixeI
    @ObscurePixeI 3 роки тому +279

    Ryan george has like the most unique comedy style and its so good.

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 роки тому +5

      Literal humor, puns, random humor... this guy's so good!

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like Joel Haver has an even more unique style, but Ryan delivers it more unique

    • @thawk4life
      @thawk4life 3 роки тому

      I am okay with that 👌🙂

    • @happy_bracket
      @happy_bracket 3 роки тому

      Ryan George's Evolution

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому

      I make skits! Although I wouldn't say that I have a "unique" style (For example, if you look at a lot of my videos especially my early ones that they're inspired by other UA-camrs) I would appreciate it if y'all would check them out! Thanks! :)

  • @wanderer6161
    @wanderer6161 3 роки тому +217

    "This guy out here making all kinds of compromises"
    I feel personally attacked 😂

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't compromise the convenience!

    • @cheetawilliam
      @cheetawilliam 3 роки тому +1

      Only if compromise is a bad thing.

  • @dmshel1875
    @dmshel1875 9 місяців тому +4

    this “I decided” always makes me smile😀

    • @Tyler-he2py
      @Tyler-he2py 7 місяців тому

      It makes my smile as well I decided

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 2 роки тому +6

    Cook: my ears are award winnings.
    Owner: I don’t think they give awards for hearing.
    Cook: then I guess I must have misheard them.
    Lmfao simply genius

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 3 роки тому +338

    “So you’re telling me you’ll pay us money to bring our soggy food to your house in styrofoam containers?”
    “Yes sir”
    “Wow wow wow wow wow...wow”

    • @Mopsey
      @Mopsey 3 роки тому +25

      "Oh, soggy vegetables are tight!"

    • @jasonburton7257
      @jasonburton7257 3 роки тому

      People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in cryptocurrency

    • @davidamos6422
      @davidamos6422 3 роки тому

      @@jasonburton7257 I agree with your opinion man, generally I sheet look out for it to dumb so i can purchase dime me truly I believe it has come to stay

    • @Daniel_Fo77
      @Daniel_Fo77 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mopsey I wanted to say that styrofoam containers are tight, which kinda would have made more sense...but I’ll quickly get all off your back about this, I decided, to cause barely an inconvenience, sir.

    • @safepaul9672
      @safepaul9672 3 роки тому

      Cryptocurrency trading right now will be at every wise individuals list. In few minutes you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today

  • @Doomted90
    @Doomted90 3 роки тому +411

    "Right chef?" "Yeah the food is here. What are you even asking me?" Chefs in a nutshell. Totally relatable from an expoditer

    • @tyrone3211
      @tyrone3211 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao relatable from a chef 😂

    • @dakotabrewer1091
      @dakotabrewer1091 3 роки тому +2

      I hate when expo ask where something is at. It’s either in the fryer cooking where I have no control over. Or it’s in my hand ready to give to them. Lol

    • @Doomted90
      @Doomted90 3 роки тому +1

      Mark of a good expo: look first, then ask lol

    • @damagecontrol7
      @damagecontrol7 2 роки тому +2

      expeditor!

  • @silverblue73
    @silverblue73 3 роки тому +6

    @2:52
    The Earth: *cries in styrofoam*

  • @justpassingthrough686
    @justpassingthrough686 3 роки тому +5

    Never before has a video so thoroughly and brutally torn into what I can say without a doubt is my greatest vice... and I loved every second of it.

  • @zeeshanlakdawala
    @zeeshanlakdawala 3 роки тому +304

    "I haven't spoken in a while"
    Fact: The line which he might only have written just to fill the gap and maintain continuity as a writer, is the most rated punch line of the sketch.

    • @zooning-6843
      @zooning-6843 3 роки тому +13

      Overrated? Underrated? Most rated by number of people?

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 3 роки тому +11

      @@zooning-6843 Well I know I'd rate it a 7/10

    • @vsh1998
      @vsh1998 3 роки тому +2

      @@stevenfriedman2902 with rice

    • @zeeshanlakdawala
      @zeeshanlakdawala 3 роки тому +2

      @@zooning-6843 I meant most liked punch line of the sketch

    • @evanshlom1
      @evanshlom1 3 роки тому

      How do you know?

  • @NateTheScot
    @NateTheScot Рік тому +1

    Ryan is a bro so puts the ads at the end but I also love him so much I sit and watch them all anyway, plus they're amusing and like lil extra content 😁

  • @ChrisCrond
    @ChrisCrond 3 роки тому +6

    These have so many jokes per second you need to really rewatch over and over again ❤️

  • @brucewillis542
    @brucewillis542 3 роки тому +478

    We must petition Ryan to make a Patreon account so we can give him our money.

    • @Mopsey
      @Mopsey 3 роки тому +30

      200%. Id be honoured to give him money directly. He's earned it.

    • @katherineminor3402
      @katherineminor3402 3 роки тому +90

      "The first guy to set up a patreon"

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 роки тому +17

      Screenrant are paying him big bucks to stay on their channel so he doesn't need a Patreon.

    • @jonathantadlock-stein2023
      @jonathantadlock-stein2023 3 роки тому +12

      then him making videos for us to watch while we're sitting in our living room eating food from the food place that's sogg and in a box would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @pokemonbro2
      @pokemonbro2 3 роки тому +7

      Shut up and take my money Ryan!

  • @Ipomoea_Alba
    @Ipomoea_Alba 2 роки тому +3

    “I haven’t spoken in a while”
    “Wow this guy is kinda crazy”

  • @lykanaslupus
    @lykanaslupus 4 місяці тому +3

    1:37 Just a random side note like "Yo, btw, you wanna meet to play some ball later?"

  • @BobBob-yb9nt
    @BobBob-yb9nt 3 роки тому +442

    You forgot the part where the delivery guy brings you food and says “enjoy the food” and then you say “you too” and you guys stand there awkwardly for a few minutes

    • @elias.t
      @elias.t 3 роки тому +37

      And then he goes "I already have."

    • @allstar4065
      @allstar4065 3 роки тому +22

      @@elias.t And then you leave a 1 star review on the restaurant, and report the employee for eating the food...

    • @shirin8609
      @shirin8609 3 роки тому +17

      a few minutes?!

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 3 роки тому +26

      Wait wait wait... the Pizza Delivery Guy isn't supposed to eat the Pizza with me?

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 3 роки тому

      ?

  • @angryshavige1020
    @angryshavige1020 3 роки тому +268

    We need a "The first guy to set-up a postal service."

  • @Anthony-zw2rz
    @Anthony-zw2rz Рік тому +2

    The restaurant in the background definitely doesn’t seem like the type of restaurant that would fill the peoples water glass every once in a while😂

  • @pervyturtle2673
    @pervyturtle2673 2 роки тому +2

    "I haven't spoken in a while" was my favorite bit

  • @nwalegend1439
    @nwalegend1439 3 роки тому +73

    "this guy's out here making ALL KINDS of compromises" story of my life

  • @rafael.afonso
    @rafael.afonso 3 роки тому +97

    I can literally see Ryan writing the script and just going like "Huh, the chef hasn't spoken for a while.."

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 3 роки тому

      Funny number of likes. I like the comment but I dont want to change it lol

  • @jelibeans7181
    @jelibeans7181 2 місяці тому +1

    The chef the whole time was just the manifestation of slow internet. No wonder I’ve been waiting for my food for the last hour

  • @thornsdale7443
    @thornsdale7443 2 роки тому +1

    'When a habit starts costing money, it becomes a hobby' was my quote of the day today. I wonder if the universe is telling me something?

  • @existentialcrisis8011
    @existentialcrisis8011 3 роки тому +127

    Chef: "You're my hero"
    You're mine as well. If it weren't for this lazy man, the world would have been a whole lot different

  • @minhgiangtuan96
    @minhgiangtuan96 3 роки тому +228

    "This guy is kind of my hero" - True, everyone who do a service job like this when the customer said that.

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 3 роки тому +2

    God damn. You're one of only two youtubers I never skip the ad for. Not only is it funny, but quick, and thoughtfully placed at the end.

  • @deusavani6228
    @deusavani6228 3 роки тому

    Love, Love, Love all your content dude! Thanks for making em

  • @slipknot95maggot
    @slipknot95maggot 3 роки тому +104

    "This guy's kinda my hero!"
    The catharsis I felt on that line might have been too much, if it weren't for the fact that people totally _do_ just call back and demand free food next time even if the mistake was their fault

  • @jasonduvall5467
    @jasonduvall5467 Рік тому +1

    King of sarcasm. ,he needs to be on tv

  • @andrykesuma4448
    @andrykesuma4448 2 роки тому +2

    I desperately need some film theory talking about the lore of ryan-verse here

  • @clemenslesch
    @clemenslesch 3 роки тому +141

    "Is the food here? Yes, the food is here, why are you even asking?"

    • @plzletmebefrank
      @plzletmebefrank 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly, I'm sure that Chefs respond with, "Why are you even asking me that?" A lot whenever they get asked dumb questions... Thankfully most people know not to ask dumb questions (sweeps waiter into closet full of bodies) Ahem, most.

    • @tristanseanpaulcinco7018
      @tristanseanpaulcinco7018 3 роки тому +2

      *what are you even asking me
      The actual line is better than your quote. It's much more condescending. Your comment was even edited but you didn't bother to fact check

  • @zackdawson669
    @zackdawson669 3 роки тому +150

    “This guy’s kinda my hero.” Completely broke me up. Outstanding work as usual Ryan.

  • @danielcox1744
    @danielcox1744 Рік тому

    That was an awesome imagining-shared of what makes wanting food and having money funny😁

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +1

    I love how they agreed to play soccer later. It's cute

  • @melchristensen8282
    @melchristensen8282 3 роки тому +296

    Chef: 'Understandable. 'Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes.'
    Phone guy: Yeah yeah yeah, chairs are TIGHT.'
    (I had to.)

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 роки тому +5

      Take my like, because, true, someone had to take a bullet on that joke. Well played, sir!

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 3 роки тому

      If the chair sports arms and he keeps eating takeout junk...yeah, that chair is eventually going to be 'tight'.

    • @RCassinello
      @RCassinello 3 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @kleinsocrates9242
      @kleinsocrates9242 3 роки тому +3

      😂i missed the joke
      whoopss

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 3 роки тому +3

      Waiter guy: We have the food here you have to come here to eat.
      Phone guy: That's going to be super hard, very much an inconvenience.

  • @VideoGameNtn
    @VideoGameNtn 3 роки тому +1788

    "This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money"
    Insert *I'm in this video and I don't like it* meme

    • @emil87th
      @emil87th 3 роки тому +70

      I order a kebab almost every single day. With the money I spend on that single kebab and the cost of delivery I could make food to last me a week.
      But I'm not gunna.

    • @TheTransitmtl
      @TheTransitmtl 3 роки тому +28

      @@emil87th I added all my Uber Eats deliveries during 1 month of the lockdown and it was over 400$

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 2 роки тому +15

      @@TheTransitmtl yo it's totally not my business and you have every right to tell me to mind my own and id totally understand, but I'm genuinely curious. How is that a financially viable option for you? 400 dollars is double the amount of money i have for a month for food just for example, and it scrambles my brain to think about affording 400 in delivery on top of other food in the house (because I'm assuming you didn't eat out every meal?)

    • @cmkinusa
      @cmkinusa 2 роки тому +18

      @@michaeldaigle7207well, just imagine earning about $400 more a month. Right there you could now afford his habit (in the strictest meaning of that word).

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 2 роки тому +6

      @@cmkinusa That's not even close to how it works for everybody's financial situation. Even if i had $400 more a month, i still couldn't afford to spend that on takeout. I couldn't justify it in any way, shape or form.

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee 7 місяців тому +1

    On Dragons Den (Shark Tank) in the UK, someone went in with the Just Eats concept. When they turned them down it was pretty much like this. I remember one of them saying "But you get leaflets for local takeaways at your home and you can just call them on the phone". They couldn't understand why people would use a website to order let alone one with all the local take aways on it.
    Little did they know that using a phone as a phone that you talk to people on would become less and less a thing.

  • @bat8046
    @bat8046 3 роки тому +1

    I haven't said a word in this entire conversation, and i think that's outrageous.

  • @slipping4415
    @slipping4415 3 роки тому +31

    2:35 ‘I haven’t spoken in a while’
    -A chef which is not in any way related to Ryan George, 2021

  • @dominiclindus2535
    @dominiclindus2535 3 роки тому +334

    Thanks Ryan, I almost choked to death on my cup of tea when the "this guy sees a small section of my house and then he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" portion came up.

  • @ashrafabdillah5369
    @ashrafabdillah5369 3 роки тому +2

    "I haven't spoken in a while" classic

  • @emilyjgreenfield
    @emilyjgreenfield 2 роки тому

    Please make more of these, I am in love with this lol tooooo funny. Entertained AND called out...

  • @shd0wXXassassin
    @shd0wXXassassin 3 роки тому +58

    "I haven't spoken in a while." - Quality content.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 3 роки тому +148

    The Counter offer is meeting half-way. Imagine that, Pulling up in a parkling lot and setting up a table there

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 3 роки тому +20

      Arranging food rendez-vous points as if they were a drug deal is TIGHT

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 роки тому +20

      So like, a food truck.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 3 роки тому +11

      @@Simonporter89
      Doesn't help that I meeting the delivery person in a dark alley and going "you got the stuff?"

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +5

      @@MrElionor yeah got you the good stuff Chinese red dragon take out.

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 3 роки тому +2

      There goes the convenience, whoopsie.

  • @user-oj6jg8pe9w
    @user-oj6jg8pe9w 3 роки тому +3

    "So let's play ball."
    "I was thinking this weekend at the park"
    Me: Wasted

  • @Tay-ky3fi
    @Tay-ky3fi 2 роки тому

    Ryan George, this is one of your finest works sir.

  • @Leaf_VT
    @Leaf_VT 3 роки тому +62

    As a cook, I feel like the Chef's energy is quite relatable.

  • @orionsghost9511
    @orionsghost9511 3 роки тому +61

    "I haven't spoken in the while" was one of those brilliant little passing quips a great comedian throws in.