The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
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"Ask him harder."
-The first guy to invent police interrogation
Guy who invented torture
"No". -the first guy to deny commiting murder.
@@kevinmezentsev1911 technically it wasn't a murder yet
😂
I'm glad to hear that guy that shoved a pointy thing in that other guy's chest is going to be put in a room. Excellent work.
Putting people in a room isn‘t as important as painting an outline of a body, I decided…
I want to see the first guy to pick up a reptile now Clint and Ryan crossover
Wow Clint’s Reptiles is a Ryan George fan! Subbed to both.
Yeah I hope they take the first guy - I think his name is Vic or Tim or something - and fix up the hole in his chest with a needle and thread. A needle and thread is how you deal with this kinda thing I decided.
Putting people in a room is inhumane now I’ve decided. So now we tell him sir you can’t do that anymore or else.
"How are the kids?"
"Thanks for asking, they're, you know, I don't have any."
That was hilariously unexpected. 🤣🤣🤣
Loooool
Thought he was gonna say they're nonexistent
Although given what children look like in the Ryanverse, something of a relief.
@@MWSin1 "blood! Blood!"
@@MWSin1 the Ryan kid is in a room now 😥. And he can't leave.
"Did you stab this man?"
"No".
"Ask him harder".
The birth of the good cop-bad cop routine.
Hehehe I broke the like chain! It is now 445 likes >:3
666 likes
"I Dont want to look at your art"
"Oh You sound like my dad..."
I felt that.
"It looks like this happened in the past and that's a real blindspot for me. Temporally speaking"
Same.
I also struggle with the future, but I'll eventually get there.
@@zirconiumdiamond1416 I presently also believe that
@@zirconiumdiamond1416 I wish I could give you an award or something. This will have to do: 🏆
I can see the past, I call this power, digital records.
@@zirconiumdiamond1416 But you never will! You think you will, of course, and you imagine getting to the future, but later on, when you get there, it'll be the present, just like it is now ... oh wait, never mind. It's already the past.
Ryan has a talent for writing dialogue that looks like it's not getting anywhere and ends up getting exactly where it should
He writes backwards I decided !.
The development process is interesting with him getting in heated arguments with himself.
I. Just gonna paint an outline around this Comment.
Thats a perfect way to put it
It has a real Invention of Lying vibe to it.
Still waiting for “The First Guy To Be In Charge” where everyone agrees that this one dude needs to be the boss because of how commanding his mustache is
This already happened I decided. He was coaching spurts.
There was the video about the king. He was in charge.
I can imagine multiple Ryan's trying to out-mustache each other by putting bigger and bigger mustaches on.
🤣😂😅
@@Ck87JF gotta make a new one with First Guy To Be A President and they would talk whole video about how the whole thing is much more convoluted
Plot twist: The police officer enjoyed painting outlines of bodies so much, he quit the force, changed his name to Keith Haring, and made a career out of painting body outlines.
Legend has it that one day, he was "stabbed" while painting an outline, but before he died, he finished both outlines.
Had to look up who this was
@@darencolby1916 Same, lol.
true story
More of a continuation than a twist
I want to know more about the dog video
i agree
Oh, the dog did a backflip over a volcano and karate chopped the bad guy's neck.
@@donnalysan and sue him
Ok
@@donnalysan good one
"Fantastic, proud of him," - forever saying this to my tiny dog attempting to jump on not-tiny things
Sorry about the stupid bots replying to you. Don't be fooled by them.
@@jaguarchampion Just report them.
@@emordnilap4747 How do you know that aren't real? Nothing suspicious at all?
" Thoughts were tearing through my head like wildfire and my Ventriloquism was getting pretty good " best joke of the entire video lmfao
@@NABILA-xl1cv no
I interpret "wildfire" as just one of the thoughts tearing through his head and not a simile.
He saying he would paint an outline on the guy's body though
That's just one of the best jokes ever.
Gotta wonder how many people missed that
I like how he manages to pronounces "stabbing" like it's a nonsense Word.
Lol its a talent
Because maybe it is
😂 all words are nonsense words.
@@MissBlueEyeliner That is a lot of nonsense
@@Julian0101 it was 5 nonsenses 😧
"My ventriloquism was getting pretty good"
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That line has some real Naked Gun energy
The level of personality that each character has, along with their interactions, sometimes makes me forget that they are all played by the same person.
"You make your own fake word, I'm fine with that."
"Stab."
"No, you have to make your own fake word."
"Stabberry."
"Stab buddies."
"Argh."
I would love a piece of stabbery pie
Stabalamadingdong
You could always have a stab at making up your own fake word.
But a “stabbery” sounds like a room where you stab things.
You gotta at least say something witty when you do it, like "shanks for the memories."
The dead guy must feel pretty dumb now. It looks like painting pictures do solve crimes
He looks almost lifeless
I wonder if there will be a second episode where we can actually find out how dumb he feels then.
He’s probably just unconscious because he lost too much blood. He might be ok.
He’s not dead he just… on the floor
@@deavman yea lol
The follow up video for this should be "First guy to perform an Autopsy" 🤣🤣
Hey, its the Jordan Peterson guy
"I'm going to use this knife and cut into him."
"Wait you're going to STAB him?"
"You're going to STAB him? Stabbing people is not a good thing to do at all."
"Yeah, but it's ok because this guy is not an alive person anymore."
"Oh, I didn't realize he wasn't an alive person. Are you sure he isn't an alive person?"
"Of course I am!"
"Well, how can you tell?"
"I asked him and he didn't say anything and that's how I know he isn't an alive person."
"Do you think he could be sleeping?"
"Oh. Oh, no."
And that's when he discovered rule 1: loot the body.
I should cut up the dead body to see what it looks like inside I decided.
so many good lines in this. well done!! 💯
Thanks, UA-cam!
@@RyanGeorge you got on trending!
@@RyanGeorge Wow, UA-cam commenting on Ryan's George videos are TIGHT
Eyy, I found them before they have hundreds of replies
This video deserves no dislikes... ISN’T THAT RIGHT, UA-cam?
I like how the police officer was just standing around with a blank expression, just waiting for a phone call. Clearly, there wasn't anything else for him to do in that moment, he decided.
I just love the fact that everyone in this universe starts their phone calls and conversations with "hi there, hello"
I have started to do the same!
Hi there, hello, I agree this is a fantastic way to start a conversation.
I never noticed that until now
Me too, what i love about this channel is that he is like a special vocabulary like : the water deposit, i decided, do a back flip...and save the day etc
“Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
Ooo so that's why we do that! One man's repressed daddy issues. Fascinating!
I love the way this joke was set up. Screenwriting at its finest.
Loool
Huh? What did I miss? Where did you get daddy issues from this video?
@@madhououinkyoma at around 1:40 :
Stabee - "I don't want to look at your art"
Police man - "Ohhhh you sound like my dad".
And then when stabee dies the police man goes "Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
Painting body outlines is tight
"temporally speaking" "and my ventriloquism was getting pretty good" -- we welcome these new additions to the Ryan George Playbook Dictionary
Where’s this quote from again?
The Mounties have an old saying:
“Catching that man will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
I like it how everyone in this universe is nice and takes everything calmly.
I feel like the world that Ryans building is one where everyone lost their memories and are slowly learning what things are
But how are things still taking place at the present day? And you have to take time travel into account since there are multiple timelines, but there are also alternate dimensions as well.
We'll have to consult MatPat on that
You’re blowing my mind right now!
@@KTRDOIMO true, true, maybe this is a group of nomadic Ryan's going from dimension to dimension trying to act like the dimension they are in currently to throw off some evil beast
@the golf player That makes sense!
Ryan George is literally the only person on Earth I'm okay being this early to videos for I decided
i agree too i decided
Being early for Ryan’s videos is TIGHT :D
These bots are absolute pants
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I thought you were going to just say Ryan George is literally the only person on earth and I’m ok with that I decided.
I love this guy!!
“Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
“Yeah, that’ll look nice”
I lost it 💀
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I hope you find it.
Maybe he can investigate and find it
He did go to all that trouble to bring the brush with him, good thing he got a chance to use it.
Same.
same
“Maybe you could describe the guy who stabbed you.”
“We’ll, it was a white guy in his twenties, he had a beard and a mustache.”
“OK, well that’s everyone in the universe.”
“What about the *females* ?”
@@SkyPerson non existent in the Ryan-verse
Except Eric Bana and Chris Pine
@@notquitesquare I direct you to the videos “the first people to get married” and “ the first people to get a divorce”
@@SkyPerson there are very few
I love how "the police" is just waiting for anyone to call 0:04
i love how polite everyone is in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe
Canada... amirite?
It is a Canadian Universe😁
Just an average Canadian
The first guy ever been rude.
"It's called Canada" 😌
"No, like a mental picture"
"Ooh it will be!"
lmao
I don't get it
@@nikothelittlelamb Mental as in, really cool.
@@michaelnettles3059 oh I've never heard that word used as slang like that, so :T
@@nikothelittlelamb
Neither have I. It's usually slang for insanity.
@@BonaparteBardithion Yeah, mental, insane, really cool. "That was so insane bro, absolutely mental." You use it like that.
"...a mental picture."
"Oh, it will be."
That made me burst
@Bob - Same, made me bark-laugh, is the word I've decided to use.
Same. haha
Bursting isn’t healthy you should check that out
woah man i know it was funny but that may not be the right reaction
My favourite thing about Ryans sketches is that all of the jokes come full circle.
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Just like the kids
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"'Hey, I solved this crime."
"I don't know but I think you're the perpetrator for being able to understand this crime."
*theme song for Sherlock plays*
@@PixieNekoChan XD
You and I like a lot of the same things, I've noticed.
Yes
This comment is mine now I decided
Officer Ryan’s father should have been more supportive of his son’s artistic endeavors. Ryan could have become a big star!
well no that would be quite painful considering how warm stars are
Also, it turned out in the past that rejecting some person‘s art potentially leads to slightly unfortunate events. Especially when the aspiring artist is an Austrian with toothbrush moustache…
@@Real_MisterSir LMAO actual Ryan George joke there
@@Jpeg.g I mean, gotta have learned something after watching so many of his videos XD
@@Real_MisterSir did- did an ad company comment on a video by a guy they sponsor, on a video that is sponsored by nord vpn. I’m speechless
It’s not just the mustaches that determine how commanding a Ryan is; the amount of dominance is directly proportional to how wide open his eyes are.
OH REALLY ?!.
Sorry, wrong universe
Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that 😂
My daughter absolutely loves watching these with me. She particularly adores the "Hi there, hello. It's me; I'm the adstronaut."
"That's a real blind spot for me, temporally speaking"
This line is just perfect
"No, no paint."
"Okay fine no paint. But I'll bring chalk."
"Chalk?"
"Yeah, chalk. That way you know if there's a dead guy on the ground, I can mark where he is."
"But there isn't any dead guys on the ground?"
"Not yet anyway."
Was
"Well put a chalk around where the body is...... That way we'll know where it was" John Mulaney
@@crazi4760 that’s exactly what I was thinking!
I love how the police was standing there staring into emptiness ready to answer a crime call at a moment's notice. He takes his job very seriously
Well, it was before crime solving was invented, so he probably didn't have a whole lot to do
“Now what if I give the knife to someone else?”
“Well then I’ll have to assume they did it and put them in a room. But I could also cover the knife in powder and look at the swirls on your fingers. That’s the perfect identifier I decided.”
“Oh man, you’re on the ball today.”
“I’m not, I normally practice that on weekends.”
“It shows, but what if I wore gloves and gave the guy a knife when he’s not wearing gloves.”
“Well I’d say you bested me. Wanna see my ball balancing act?”
“Oh I’d love to.”
This is wonderful
Is this ryans fake account and ryans deleted script
This is Ryan's channel. Let him make his own jokes on his own channel. I know you're just trying to participate and have fun, but really it just seems like you're trying way too hard to copy his style and grab whatever miniscule fraction of the spotlight you can.
@@BULLTRONHERO You're the type of person to remind the teacher there's a test.
@@BULLTRONHERO I think we should put you in a room.
The dialogue took so many amazing turns.
I loved it, even though it was written by the most distracted detect- I'll be right back. There's something shiny on the floor.
It was a nickel! I painted an outline around it so I remember where I found it! 😃
" I don't want to look at your art!"
" oh you sound like my dad."
Ouch.
Ryan is so hard core, not many people can stab some one to death with a plastic knife and not even break it!
"So, you have a murder for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do!"
“Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
Genius writing as always Mr. George
1:02 "Fantastic! proud of him!" 😂
Ryan is my favourite UA-cam personality. No other content creator is so prolific and consistently entertaining.
God, now I just need a full skit of Ryan doing a Noir monologue.
_“He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end he got himself a pool -- only the price turned out to be a little high...”_
_“Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing a man's car, that's larceny.”_
_“Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money - and a woman - and I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?”_
_“She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.”_
@@zesty9815 YES! EXACTLY THIS! Also, he can argue with his own monologuing narration, that would be fun.
I like how even though he has a moustache he still puts the fake one on
His natural moustache just isn't commending enough
Everyone knows all police wear big, fake moustaches regardless of their actual facial hair.
The bigger the moustache the more powerful the person is in Ryanverse
I love how they are conversing so casually and getting distracted by simple things when the guys is LITERALLY DYING!! 🤣
It's like everyone in this universe has the mind of a toddler yet also perfect understanding of the English language.
I love how long this episode was. Nothing was too drawn out and it was all perfectly said. From the ironic editing to slight add of humor; it was all played out perfectly.
The improv for deciding names in the Ryan Cinematic Universe is on another level.
I was so waiting for someone to say, "I wonder if there was like a service that would help stop someone from falling on the ground after they are stabbed." Then it would lead into first person to be an EMT.
I haven't seen this, yet, but I expect his mustache to increase in size as he solves crimes. Sort of like leveling up.
Like the line from The Naked Gun
"he was a white guy, with a mustache. About 6'2""
"That's an awfully big mustache"
I wonder what will happen when they start a beard growing competition.
"Is it gonna be tough to solve this crime?"
"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"Oh really?"
"See, we can just track these bloody footprints on the floor and see where these leads to."
"That will do it!"
I like how one half of the Ryan verse is a developed civilization and the other half is cave men knowledge
I love how the process of naming things in the Ryanverse is not organic at all and ultimately comes down to what one guy or what one shadowy committee decides
This whole honest interaction gave me an idea: The first person to ever tell a lie.
“Did you stab this man?”
“Nope, I definitely did not.”
“Oh then I guess we’re out of suspects. I asked everyone on the planet and they all said they didn’t do it.”
loki:"so I'm gonna do that all the time I decided.
Have you seen that movie called “The Invention of Lying”? It’s basically that
@@VividiVavidivoo I came to say that. 😆 The Invention of Lying was really good.
@@VividiVavidivoo See also:
_The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction_ • Apr 10, 2019 • Ryan George
ua-cam.com/video/708n4GCbTiM/v-deo.html
_“... this ghost wants to figure out who killed him ... ”_
@@VividiVavidivoo Yeah but that movie stars a transphobe
Solving that crime was super easy, barley an inconvenience
wow wow wow wow... wow
Gotta love some barley. Lots of fields, no clue what it makes.
Why do people keep using the same jokes in the comments? Because it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Bearly*
@@beardedentity barely*
I like how he didn't panic or fall over at all when the guy stabbed him and was very calm about the whole thing. And that he was extremely patient with the police guy.
I love how in this universe, people are constantly inventing words for things. It makes sense that they have an entire company devoted to naming things
I feel like Ryan must have accidentally spilled a bunch of jelly on his shirt, so instead of throwing it out, he decided to use it in a video.
Whoopsie...
That is likely the source of his videos. He accidently does something and gets an inspiration. Like pnevday he accidentally uploaded a video to UA-cam and discovered cloning.
I love how everything is all subtly connected. Like putting people in rooms.
“Looks like the officer took his best Stab at the situation.”
“What? No, the officer didn’t stab anyone.”
“No, that’s not how that word’s used, we decided.”
“I’ve decided it is.”
*taking a stab at taking a stab endues*
No that wasn't Stub who did the stubbing! Stub was just beside me this whole time.
*getting some Aeroplane flashbacks*
Oooh, saying "Stab" alot is tight!
@@HEADIRECTOR_2061 Being "Stabbed" a lot is tighter I decided.
"How's the kids?"
"Oh yea they're, Oh I don't have any"
This is great limh laughing in my head
"Well, I'm gonna paint an outline of his body."
"Yeah, that'll look nice!"
>>The most underappreciated lines of the entire skit.
"Did you get a look at the perp?"
"Well yeah, now that you mention it, he had the same face as you and me, funnily enough."
Police suspect line-ups in the Ryanverse must be rough.
"How're the kids."
Me: sudden terror flashbacks.
"I don't have any."
Me: oh thank goodness.
Not anymore...
Oh no not the baby king Ryan!
It’s not just the hilariously clever jokes, it’s Ryans amazing delivery that makes this absolute youtube Gold👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 please don’t ever stop dude✌🏻
That set up with the art into him painting the body outline was so good.
‘Well I’m gonna paint an outline of his body.’
Dead guy: *wakes up* I told you not to bring paint!
1:38 "I don't want to look at your painting."
"Ouhhh, you sound like my dad!"
- Hitler (1910)
Can we have a moment for the Stabbed Guy?
He didn't need to die. May his soul rest in peace [*]
What's with the asterisk? "Terms and conditions apply"?
Maybe the next video picks up where this one left off with the first guy to be a paramedic and he saves the victim.
That quick little ventriloquism joke was great! For the confuse: he's speaking out loud, but not moving his lips instead of internally monologuing
Fun fact: When you get stabbed you have three minutes and 13 seconds to live. 3:13
And also Stay away from guys with plastic knives and strawberry sauce on it!
Why do you know this?!
"... No I mean like a mental picture."
"ohh it will be!"
Probably something like what Google AI would come up with
“What’s this”
“When I look thought it, it makes peoples’ heads look funny”
The purpose of magnifying glasses summed up in 1 joke
"Is it gonna be tough to make this random guy not be alive anymore?"
"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, see all I have to do is ram this pointy thing into his chest."
"Ohhhh ramming your pointy thing into people is TIGHT!"
and also sounds perverted
"And what's that going to do?"
"Well, you see all that red stuff coming out of him?"
"Yes."
"Well, he needs that to keep -- you know -- being alive."
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow!"
I love how one of his costumes is literally him wearing a fake moustache... over his already existing real moustache.
"with a little paint !!" 🎨🖌️
Underrated line 😂😂😂
We were not ready for the sheer amount of novelties into the Ryanverse on this episode; gonna have a moment to let them all sink into my mind, I decided.
*The first person to ever drink juice be like:*
"Hey, what are you drinking?"
"Oh, you mean this?"
"Yeah, this weird drinking stuff in your drinking stuff container."
"Oh, it's made out of some orbs I found hanging from a tree. I just crushed them until my drinking stuff container was full."
"That sound gross, why would you do that?!"
"Well, I was very thirsty and there was no drinking stuff nearby, so I looked at the orbs on the tree and I though:`Oh, I wonder if they have some drinking stuff in them?` And so I just made this weird drinking stuff out of them I decided, I would say it's pretty good."
"Ooooh my God!"
Why not Milk xD
I want this as a full-fledged episode now, I’ve decided.
You could do the first guy to drink alcohol after that. Oh, I left this juice out for too long, guess I'll drink it.
@@Christian83042 Come to think of it. The first guy to ever milk a cow... what was he doing there?
@@alexandermarvin9536 that's already exists
I can't wait for Ryan to make more "first" videos, describing every law, technological discovery, societal norm, along with every other aspect of human culture, government, and general expression.
Are you guys still open to changing the name for “stabbing?” “Pointy Thrust” is a better name I decided.
I propose "phrust"
I'm willing to advocate for an even shorter version: 'Post'. But with a short 'o' I have decided. And if you do it more than once, you can even re-post somebody.
Making holes in somebody?
Sounds like a good name for a rock band :)
Pointy Thrust is a good name but I feel like some people would pretend it sounds dirty, even if it really doesn't unless you think extremely figuratively, but my point is those kinds of people would start laughing when we talked about it, and that would really undermine the tone when we're talking about someone being injured.
I didn't think the paint would come full circle.... but it did! *chefs kiss*
The ventriloquist line killed me, I had to rewind an entire minute because I missed everything after that for laughing so hard.
We've watched so much Ryan George that we're able to recreate how Ryan would describe different things and how situations would play out.
Please make the first guy to ever pay taxes!
1:47 is one of the best jokes I’ve heard on this channel
More like..
‘Somebody stole my apples’
‘I saw that girl do it, burn the witch’, random stranger who didn’t see anything
Guard: Proceeds to burn the witch
The paintbrush and outline were so unexpected! Awesome callback!
"I don't have the creative energy to come up with a new word"
Understandable. We will get aallllll the way of your back about that !!
*Hears L’s theme from Death Note*
“What the fuck”
What?
We're calling that a "stabbing" we decided 🤣🤣🤣 classic
"and my ventriloquism was getting pretty good" that killedme!