The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +1374

    Cyber Month Deal! Go to nordvpn.com/ryangeorge to get 73% off a two year plan plus one additional month free, only $3.16 per month.

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 роки тому +2967

    "Ask him harder."
    -The first guy to invent police interrogation

  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles 3 роки тому +14763

    I'm glad to hear that guy that shoved a pointy thing in that other guy's chest is going to be put in a room. Excellent work.

    • @gi0nbecell
      @gi0nbecell 3 роки тому +472

      Putting people in a room isn‘t as important as painting an outline of a body, I decided…

    • @TheCullenscott
      @TheCullenscott 3 роки тому +152

      I want to see the first guy to pick up a reptile now Clint and Ryan crossover

    • @LuckyDogGaming
      @LuckyDogGaming 3 роки тому +81

      Wow Clint’s Reptiles is a Ryan George fan! Subbed to both.

    • @NuclearWinter69
      @NuclearWinter69 3 роки тому +26

      Putting people in a room is inhumane now I’ve decided. So now we tell him sir you can’t do that anymore or else.

    • @papa_squat
      @papa_squat 3 роки тому +12

      Cue Clint- "Pointy thing: best thing to shove into another guy's chest?

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +3069

    The dead guy must feel pretty dumb now. It looks like painting pictures do solve crimes

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 роки тому +33

      He looks almost lifeless

    • @deavman
      @deavman 3 роки тому +19

      I wonder if there will be a second episode where we can actually find out how dumb he feels then.

    • @Odin_Allfather
      @Odin_Allfather 3 роки тому +17

      He’s probably just unconscious because he lost too much blood. He might be ok.

    • @soldier-king4240
      @soldier-king4240 3 роки тому +15

      He’s not dead he just… on the floor

    • @ToastedBreadWithHoney
      @ToastedBreadWithHoney 3 роки тому +3

      @@deavman yea lol

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 3 роки тому +1297

    "Did you stab this man?"
    "No".
    "Ask him harder".
    The birth of the good cop-bad cop routine.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +552

    I want to know more about the dog video

  • @Kevin-jc1fx
    @Kevin-jc1fx 3 роки тому +3770

    "How are the kids?"
    "Thanks for asking, they're, you know, I don't have any."
    That was hilariously unexpected. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 роки тому +7

      Loooool

    • @zame-osomething5096
      @zame-osomething5096 3 роки тому +23

      Thought he was gonna say they're nonexistent

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 3 роки тому +45

      Although given what children look like in the Ryanverse, something of a relief.

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 роки тому +11

      @@MWSin1 "blood! Blood!"

    • @findthebox8623
      @findthebox8623 2 роки тому +2

      @@MWSin1 the Ryan kid is in a room now 😥. And he can't leave.

  • @KungFuWombat
    @KungFuWombat 3 роки тому +586

    "It looks like this happened in the past and that's a real blindspot for me. Temporally speaking"
    Same.

    • @zirconiumdiamond1416
      @zirconiumdiamond1416 3 роки тому +56

      I also struggle with the future, but I'll eventually get there.

    • @bigfoot5021
      @bigfoot5021 3 роки тому +8

      @@zirconiumdiamond1416 I presently also believe that

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 роки тому +6

      @@zirconiumdiamond1416 I wish I could give you an award or something. This will have to do: 🏆

    • @havelockvetinari3032
      @havelockvetinari3032 3 роки тому +2

      I can see the past, I call this power, digital records.

    • @n0wheregrrl
      @n0wheregrrl 3 роки тому +2

      @@zirconiumdiamond1416 But you never will! You think you will, of course, and you imagine getting to the future, but later on, when you get there, it'll be the present, just like it is now ... oh wait, never mind. It's already the past.

  • @armadillolover99
    @armadillolover99 3 роки тому +3074

    Still waiting for “The First Guy To Be In Charge” where everyone agrees that this one dude needs to be the boss because of how commanding his mustache is

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 3 роки тому +104

      This already happened I decided. He was coaching spurts.

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF 3 роки тому +71

      There was the video about the king. He was in charge.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 3 роки тому +44

      I can imagine multiple Ryan's trying to out-mustache each other by putting bigger and bigger mustaches on.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 роки тому

      🤣😂😅

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ck87JF gotta make a new one with First Guy To Be A President and they would talk whole video about how the whole thing is much more convoluted

  • @knightofsvea604
    @knightofsvea604 3 роки тому +164

    "I Dont want to look at your art"
    "Oh You sound like my dad..."
    I felt that.

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 3 роки тому +432

    so many good lines in this. well done!! 💯

    • @RyanGeorge
      @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +201

      Thanks, UA-cam!

    • @stratford1
      @stratford1 3 роки тому +12

      @@RyanGeorge you got on trending!

    • @Stevejake12
      @Stevejake12 3 роки тому +63

      @@RyanGeorge Wow, UA-cam commenting on Ryan's George videos are TIGHT

    • @josephfield6969
      @josephfield6969 3 роки тому +3

      Eyy, I found them before they have hundreds of replies

    • @koepatroep3904
      @koepatroep3904 3 роки тому +31

      This video deserves no dislikes... ISN’T THAT RIGHT, UA-cam?

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 роки тому +2532

    The follow up video for this should be "First guy to perform an Autopsy" 🤣🤣

    • @howedaddy6122
      @howedaddy6122 3 роки тому +29

      Hey, its the Jordan Peterson guy

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 3 роки тому +129

      "I'm going to use this knife and cut into him."
      "Wait you're going to STAB him?"

    • @azurehanyo
      @azurehanyo 3 роки тому +124

      "You're going to STAB him? Stabbing people is not a good thing to do at all."
      "Yeah, but it's ok because this guy is not an alive person anymore."
      "Oh, I didn't realize he wasn't an alive person. Are you sure he isn't an alive person?"
      "Of course I am!"
      "Well, how can you tell?"
      "I asked him and he didn't say anything and that's how I know he isn't an alive person."
      "Do you think he could be sleeping?"
      "Oh. Oh, no."

    • @deimosvoralius2988
      @deimosvoralius2988 3 роки тому +9

      And that's when he discovered rule 1: loot the body.

    • @hydrocannons7573
      @hydrocannons7573 3 роки тому +37

      I should cut up the dead body to see what it looks like inside I decided.

  • @eduardomunhoz1581
    @eduardomunhoz1581 3 роки тому +2536

    Ryan has a talent for writing dialogue that looks like it's not getting anywhere and ends up getting exactly where it should

    • @BarryHWhite
      @BarryHWhite 2 роки тому +90

      He writes backwards I decided !.

    • @richardhutnik
      @richardhutnik 2 роки тому +21

      The development process is interesting with him getting in heated arguments with himself.

    • @aaroncarr-mackay2457
      @aaroncarr-mackay2457 2 роки тому +15

      I. Just gonna paint an outline around this Comment.

    • @EBTS-3
      @EBTS-3 2 роки тому +6

      Thats a perfect way to put it

    • @MasamiPhoenix
      @MasamiPhoenix 2 роки тому +2

      It has a real Invention of Lying vibe to it.

  • @ottowalkes2445
    @ottowalkes2445 3 роки тому +812

    I like how he manages to pronounces "stabbing" like it's a nonsense Word.

  • @MsGustavis
    @MsGustavis 3 роки тому +275

    The level of personality that each character has, along with their interactions, sometimes makes me forget that they are all played by the same person.

  • @ujaashroychowdhuryroychowd2998
    @ujaashroychowdhuryroychowd2998 2 роки тому +200

    "My ventriloquism was getting pretty good"
    I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Рік тому +4

      That line has some real Naked Gun energy

  • @AdamCraftPC1234
    @AdamCraftPC1234 3 роки тому +2440

    " Thoughts were tearing through my head like wildfire and my Ventriloquism was getting pretty good " best joke of the entire video lmfao

    • @althor1247
      @althor1247 3 роки тому +7

      @@NABILA-xl1cv no

    • @whimsicalstray
      @whimsicalstray 3 роки тому +53

      I interpret "wildfire" as just one of the thoughts tearing through his head and not a simile.

    • @sr.lontra
      @sr.lontra 3 роки тому +11

      He saying he would paint an outline on the guy's body though

    • @Ongargis
      @Ongargis 3 роки тому +12

      That's just one of the best jokes ever.

    • @lineclosed1576
      @lineclosed1576 3 роки тому +9

      Gotta wonder how many people missed that

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 3 роки тому +929

    I just love the fact that everyone in this universe starts their phone calls and conversations with "hi there, hello"

    • @ellie.b.e.
      @ellie.b.e. 3 роки тому +22

      I have started to do the same!

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 2 роки тому +24

      Hi there, hello, I agree this is a fantastic way to start a conversation.

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 2 роки тому +3

      I never noticed that until now

    • @dasilvasantos4340
      @dasilvasantos4340 Рік тому +1

      Me too, what i love about this channel is that he is like a special vocabulary like : the water deposit, i decided, do a back flip...and save the day etc

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 3 роки тому +960

    "You make your own fake word, I'm fine with that."
    "Stab."
    "No, you have to make your own fake word."
    "Stabberry."

    • @AlliserThorne
      @AlliserThorne 3 роки тому +19

      "Stab buddies."
      "Argh."

    • @Ryabnimation
      @Ryabnimation 3 роки тому +27

      I would love a piece of stabbery pie

    • @AtheistPirate
      @AtheistPirate 3 роки тому +5

      Stabalamadingdong

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 роки тому +8

      You could always have a stab at making up your own fake word.
      But a “stabbery” sounds like a room where you stab things.

    • @AtheistPirate
      @AtheistPirate 3 роки тому +1

      You gotta at least say something witty when you do it, like "shanks for the memories."

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +806

    Plot twist: The police officer enjoyed painting outlines of bodies so much, he quit the force, changed his name to Keith Haring, and made a career out of painting body outlines.

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 3 роки тому +50

    I like how the police officer was just standing around with a blank expression, just waiting for a phone call. Clearly, there wasn't anything else for him to do in that moment, he decided.

  • @dantecaballero96
    @dantecaballero96 3 роки тому +704

    Ryan George is literally the only person on Earth I'm okay being this early to videos for I decided

    • @zachasterisk
      @zachasterisk 3 роки тому +9

      i agree too i decided

    • @SheetsGiggles
      @SheetsGiggles 3 роки тому +7

      Being early for Ryan’s videos is TIGHT :D

    • @catntmeows
      @catntmeows 3 роки тому +5

      These bots are absolute pants
      ಠ_ʖಠ

    • @caravaneerkhed
      @caravaneerkhed 3 роки тому +8

      I thought you were going to just say Ryan George is literally the only person on earth and I’m ok with that I decided.

    • @lyndaparker6263
      @lyndaparker6263 3 роки тому +2

      I love this guy!!

  • @somethingunrememberable5531
    @somethingunrememberable5531 3 роки тому +1751

    I feel like the world that Ryans building is one where everyone lost their memories and are slowly learning what things are

    • @KTRDOIMO
      @KTRDOIMO 3 роки тому +44

      But how are things still taking place at the present day? And you have to take time travel into account since there are multiple timelines, but there are also alternate dimensions as well.

    • @oliverdelica2289
      @oliverdelica2289 3 роки тому +61

      We'll have to consult MatPat on that

    • @erikawendy2393
      @erikawendy2393 3 роки тому +20

      You’re blowing my mind right now!

    • @somethingunrememberable5531
      @somethingunrememberable5531 3 роки тому +16

      @@KTRDOIMO true, true, maybe this is a group of nomadic Ryan's going from dimension to dimension trying to act like the dimension they are in currently to throw off some evil beast

    • @lonesquiff6551
      @lonesquiff6551 3 роки тому +2

      @the golf player That makes sense!

  • @hanklestank
    @hanklestank 3 роки тому +862

    “Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
    Ooo so that's why we do that! One man's repressed daddy issues. Fascinating!

    • @stanislawrutkowski6456
      @stanislawrutkowski6456 3 роки тому +41

      I love the way this joke was set up. Screenwriting at its finest.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 роки тому +5

      Loool

    • @madhououinkyoma
      @madhououinkyoma 2 роки тому

      Huh? What did I miss? Where did you get daddy issues from this video?

    • @hanklestank
      @hanklestank 2 роки тому +5

      @@madhououinkyoma at around 1:40 :
      Stabee - "I don't want to look at your art"
      Police man - "Ohhhh you sound like my dad".
      And then when stabee dies the police man goes "Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”

    • @ClonserHalphalive
      @ClonserHalphalive 2 роки тому +3

      Painting body outlines is tight

  • @TheGeneralShinobi
    @TheGeneralShinobi 2 роки тому +24

    I like it how everyone in this universe is nice and takes everything calmly.

  • @ivani.valeri2428
    @ivani.valeri2428 Рік тому +2

    My daughter absolutely loves watching these with me. She particularly adores the "Hi there, hello. It's me; I'm the adstronaut."

  • @joanbennettnyc
    @joanbennettnyc 3 роки тому +246

    "temporally speaking" "and my ventriloquism was getting pretty good" -- we welcome these new additions to the Ryan George Playbook Dictionary

  • @Peter_crippN
    @Peter_crippN 3 роки тому +85

    i love how polite everyone is in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe

  • @strqnded
    @strqnded 3 роки тому +436

    "No, like a mental picture"
    "Ooh it will be!"
    lmao

    • @nikothelittlelamb
      @nikothelittlelamb 3 роки тому +4

      I don't get it

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 3 роки тому +12

      @@nikothelittlelamb Mental as in, really cool.

    • @nikothelittlelamb
      @nikothelittlelamb 3 роки тому +6

      @@michaelnettles3059 oh I've never heard that word used as slang like that, so :T

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +11

      @@nikothelittlelamb
      Neither have I. It's usually slang for insanity.

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 3 роки тому +11

      @@BonaparteBardithion Yeah, mental, insane, really cool. "That was so insane bro, absolutely mental." You use it like that.

  • @n3v3rg01ngback
    @n3v3rg01ngback 3 роки тому +22

    The Mounties have an old saying:
    “Catching that man will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

  • @ChooknRS
    @ChooknRS 3 роки тому +63

    My favourite thing about Ryans sketches is that all of the jokes come full circle.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 3 роки тому +403

    "...a mental picture."
    "Oh, it will be."
    That made me burst

    • @reesetorwad8346
      @reesetorwad8346 3 роки тому +7

      @Bob - Same, made me bark-laugh, is the word I've decided to use.

    • @ssriradio
      @ssriradio 3 роки тому

      Same. haha

    • @yeolelad888
      @yeolelad888 2 роки тому +4

      Bursting isn’t healthy you should check that out

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 10 місяців тому

      woah man i know it was funny but that may not be the right reaction

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods 3 роки тому +234

    It’s not just the mustaches that determine how commanding a Ryan is; the amount of dominance is directly proportional to how wide open his eyes are.

    • @BarryHWhite
      @BarryHWhite 3 роки тому +4

      OH REALLY ?!.
      Sorry, wrong universe

    • @NitsuaEsahc
      @NitsuaEsahc 3 роки тому +1

      Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that 😂

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +3001

    "'Hey, I solved this crime."
    "I don't know but I think you're the perpetrator for being able to understand this crime."

  • @alexbullett9151
    @alexbullett9151 3 роки тому +8

    "That's a real blind spot for me, temporally speaking"
    This line is just perfect

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +633

    Sorry Nord, I want a VPN that can be installed on a non-existent device.

    • @webaccount167
      @webaccount167 3 роки тому +31

      Just like the kids

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 3 роки тому +15

      Don't worry Nord VPN has you covered

    • @droflet3195
      @droflet3195 3 роки тому +22

      I want a device that can be installed on a VPN.

    • @girlartist1105
      @girlartist1105 3 роки тому +18

      @@droflet3195 i want a VPN that can be device on an installed

    • @SkIzOjImBo
      @SkIzOjImBo 3 роки тому +7

      Why don't just VPN a device on an install?

  • @SheetsGiggles
    @SheetsGiggles 3 роки тому +210

    Officer Ryan’s father should have been more supportive of his son’s artistic endeavors. Ryan could have become a big star!

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 роки тому +21

      well no that would be quite painful considering how warm stars are

    • @gi0nbecell
      @gi0nbecell 3 роки тому +14

      Also, it turned out in the past that rejecting some person‘s art potentially leads to slightly unfortunate events. Especially when the aspiring artist is an Austrian with toothbrush moustache…

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 3 роки тому +7

      @@Real_MisterSir LMAO actual Ryan George joke there

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jpeg.g I mean, gotta have learned something after watching so many of his videos XD

    • @raiden8929
      @raiden8929 3 роки тому +1

      @@Real_MisterSir did- did an ad company comment on a video by a guy they sponsor, on a video that is sponsored by nord vpn. I’m speechless

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 роки тому +4033

    “Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
    “Yeah, that’ll look nice”
    I lost it 💀
    If you’re interested, I do MARVEL and Star Wars Breakdowns (if you’re not interested, just ignore this and have a great rest of your day:)

    • @ajbemrose8259
      @ajbemrose8259 3 роки тому +52

      I hope you find it.

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 3 роки тому +33

      Maybe he can investigate and find it

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 3 роки тому +28

      He did go to all that trouble to bring the brush with him, good thing he got a chance to use it.

    • @Ac.Kelpie
      @Ac.Kelpie 3 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @jiorts
      @jiorts 3 роки тому

      same

  • @bisneytm1511
    @bisneytm1511 3 роки тому +158

    I like how even though he has a moustache he still puts the fake one on

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 роки тому +11

      His natural moustache just isn't commending enough

    • @michivallieres8334
      @michivallieres8334 3 роки тому +6

      Everyone knows all police wear big, fake moustaches regardless of their actual facial hair.

    • @Jatinjutsu
      @Jatinjutsu 3 роки тому +8

      The bigger the moustache the more powerful the person is in Ryanverse

  • @akashdefonseka
    @akashdefonseka 2 роки тому +11

    Ryan is my favourite UA-cam personality. No other content creator is so prolific and consistently entertaining.

  • @domino1700
    @domino1700 3 роки тому +5

    I love how long this episode was. Nothing was too drawn out and it was all perfectly said. From the ironic editing to slight add of humor; it was all played out perfectly.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 роки тому +100

    Ryan is so hard core, not many people can stab some one to death with a plastic knife and not even break it!

  • @AnimeCoffeeShow
    @AnimeCoffeeShow 3 роки тому +149

    “Well, I’m going to paint an outline of his body”
    Genius writing as always Mr. George

  • @shadowhawkrine1947
    @shadowhawkrine1947 3 роки тому +28

    I love how the police was standing there staring into emptiness ready to answer a crime call at a moment's notice. He takes his job very seriously

    • @oskarhenriksen
      @oskarhenriksen 3 роки тому +2

      Well, it was before crime solving was invented, so he probably didn't have a whole lot to do

  • @fearfulcat
    @fearfulcat 3 роки тому +5

    " I don't want to look at your art!"
    " oh you sound like my dad."
    Ouch.

  • @OwenRat
    @OwenRat 2 роки тому +3

    I like how he didn't panic or fall over at all when the guy stabbed him and was very calm about the whole thing. And that he was extremely patient with the police guy.

  • @BigMac0369
    @BigMac0369 3 роки тому +77

    "So, you have a murder for me?"
    "Yes, sir, I do!"

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi 3 роки тому +409

    "No, no paint."
    "Okay fine no paint. But I'll bring chalk."
    "Chalk?"
    "Yeah, chalk. That way you know if there's a dead guy on the ground, I can mark where he is."

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 3 роки тому +5

      "But there isn't any dead guys on the ground?"
      "Not yet anyway."

    • @b1akn3ss93
      @b1akn3ss93 3 роки тому +1

      Was

    • @crazi4760
      @crazi4760 3 роки тому +4

      "Well put a chalk around where the body is...... That way we'll know where it was" John Mulaney

    • @joetheinfant8891
      @joetheinfant8891 3 роки тому

      @@crazi4760 that’s exactly what I was thinking!

  • @HeheheheOk
    @HeheheheOk 3 роки тому +61

    I love how they are conversing so casually and getting distracted by simple things when the guys is LITERALLY DYING!! 🤣

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 3 роки тому +6

    The dialogue took so many amazing turns.
    I loved it, even though it was written by the most distracted detect- I'll be right back. There's something shiny on the floor.
    It was a nickel! I painted an outline around it so I remember where I found it! 😃

  • @kits8276
    @kits8276 3 роки тому +6

    It's like everyone in this universe has the mind of a toddler yet also perfect understanding of the English language.

  • @thechevyferrari9559
    @thechevyferrari9559 3 роки тому +45

    God, now I just need a full skit of Ryan doing a Noir monologue.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 роки тому +3

      _“He always wanted a pool. Well, in the end he got himself a pool -- only the price turned out to be a little high...”_
      _“Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing a man's car, that's larceny.”_
      _“Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money - and a woman - and I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?”_
      _“She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.”_

    • @thechevyferrari9559
      @thechevyferrari9559 3 роки тому +1

      @@zesty9815 YES! EXACTLY THIS! Also, he can argue with his own monologuing narration, that would be fun.

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 3 роки тому +155

    I love how everything is all subtly connected. Like putting people in rooms.

  • @madhavsomaiya3572
    @madhavsomaiya3572 3 роки тому +11

    The improv for deciding names in the Ryan Cinematic Universe is on another level.

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 3 роки тому +4

    I love how in this universe, people are constantly inventing words for things. It makes sense that they have an entire company devoted to naming things

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 2 роки тому +8

    I love how "the police" is just waiting for anyone to call 0:04

  • @1brick357
    @1brick357 3 роки тому +15

    I was so waiting for someone to say, "I wonder if there was like a service that would help stop someone from falling on the ground after they are stabbed." Then it would lead into first person to be an EMT.

  • @JamoboBorg
    @JamoboBorg 3 роки тому +44

    That quick little ventriloquism joke was great! For the confuse: he's speaking out loud, but not moving his lips instead of internally monologuing

  • @adanhensley4054
    @adanhensley4054 3 роки тому +13

    I love how the process of naming things in the Ryanverse is not organic at all and ultimately comes down to what one guy or what one shadowy committee decides

  • @ToddsDiscGolf
    @ToddsDiscGolf 2 роки тому +3

    The paintbrush and outline were so unexpected! Awesome callback!

  • @danielconde13
    @danielconde13 3 роки тому +6

    We were not ready for the sheer amount of novelties into the Ryanverse on this episode; gonna have a moment to let them all sink into my mind, I decided.

  • @stratford1
    @stratford1 3 роки тому +196

    I feel like Ryan must have accidentally spilled a bunch of jelly on his shirt, so instead of throwing it out, he decided to use it in a video.

    • @cuzidodgebullets6797
      @cuzidodgebullets6797 3 роки тому +16

      Whoopsie...

    • @richardhutnik
      @richardhutnik 2 роки тому +9

      That is likely the source of his videos. He accidently does something and gets an inspiration. Like pnevday he accidentally uploaded a video to UA-cam and discovered cloning.

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 3 роки тому +412

    “Now what if I give the knife to someone else?”
    “Well then I’ll have to assume they did it and put them in a room. But I could also cover the knife in powder and look at the swirls on your fingers. That’s the perfect identifier I decided.”
    “Oh man, you’re on the ball today.”
    “I’m not, I normally practice that on weekends.”
    “It shows, but what if I wore gloves and gave the guy a knife when he’s not wearing gloves.”
    “Well I’d say you bested me. Wanna see my ball balancing act?”
    “Oh I’d love to.”

    • @Akajaro
      @Akajaro 3 роки тому +11

      This is wonderful

    • @siddhantdad908
      @siddhantdad908 3 роки тому +8

      Is this ryans fake account and ryans deleted script

    • @BULLTRONHERO
      @BULLTRONHERO 3 роки тому

      This is Ryan's channel. Let him make his own jokes on his own channel. I know you're just trying to participate and have fun, but really it just seems like you're trying way too hard to copy his style and grab whatever miniscule fraction of the spotlight you can.

    • @Coltdawg2
      @Coltdawg2 3 роки тому +1

      @@BULLTRONHERO You're the type of person to remind the teacher there's a test.

    • @RancidAlic3
      @RancidAlic3 3 роки тому +1

      @@BULLTRONHERO I think we should put you in a room.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 3 роки тому +38

    I haven't seen this, yet, but I expect his mustache to increase in size as he solves crimes. Sort of like leveling up.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 3 роки тому +3

      Like the line from The Naked Gun
      "he was a white guy, with a mustache. About 6'2""
      "That's an awfully big mustache"

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 3 роки тому

      I wonder what will happen when they start a beard growing competition.

  • @pjabrony8280
    @pjabrony8280 3 роки тому +196

    “Maybe you could describe the guy who stabbed you.”
    “We’ll, it was a white guy in his twenties, he had a beard and a mustache.”
    “OK, well that’s everyone in the universe.”

    • @SkyPerson
      @SkyPerson 3 роки тому +3

      “What about the *females* ?”

    • @notquitesquare
      @notquitesquare 2 роки тому +4

      @@SkyPerson non existent in the Ryan-verse

    • @Phoenixbrand95
      @Phoenixbrand95 2 роки тому +1

      Except Eric Bana and Chris Pine

    • @SkyPerson
      @SkyPerson 2 роки тому +1

      @@notquitesquare I direct you to the videos “the first people to get married” and “ the first people to get a divorce”

    • @notquitesquare
      @notquitesquare 2 роки тому

      @@SkyPerson there are very few

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 3 роки тому

    Also the first guy to have a film noir style voiceover. This guy is the greatest cop ever

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 3 роки тому +152

    This whole honest interaction gave me an idea: The first person to ever tell a lie.
    “Did you stab this man?”
    “Nope, I definitely did not.”
    “Oh then I guess we’re out of suspects. I asked everyone on the planet and they all said they didn’t do it.”

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 роки тому +10

      loki:"so I'm gonna do that all the time I decided.

    • @VividiVavidi_V
      @VividiVavidi_V 3 роки тому +6

      Have you seen that movie called “The Invention of Lying”? It’s basically that

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому +1

      @@VividiVavidi_V I came to say that. 😆 The Invention of Lying was really good.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@VividiVavidi_V See also:
      _The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction_ • Apr 10, 2019 • Ryan George
      ua-cam.com/video/708n4GCbTiM/v-deo.html
      _“... this ghost wants to figure out who killed him ... ”_

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому

      @@VividiVavidi_V Yeah but that movie stars a transphobe

  • @MidlifeSynthesist
    @MidlifeSynthesist 3 роки тому +49

    It’s not just the hilariously clever jokes, it’s Ryans amazing delivery that makes this absolute youtube Gold👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 please don’t ever stop dude✌🏻

  • @pyredynasty
    @pyredynasty 3 роки тому +68

    "How're the kids."
    Me: sudden terror flashbacks.
    "I don't have any."
    Me: oh thank goodness.

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b Рік тому +1

    These add reads are sometimes funnier than the actual sketch. The right way to do adds, man 👏🏻

  • @kevincummins885
    @kevincummins885 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been watching Ryan George for three years now- and I hope he sees this because I want him to know that he’s very funny and always makes me laugh

  • @Tacticslion
    @Tacticslion 3 роки тому +412

    “Looks like the officer took his best Stab at the situation.”
    “What? No, the officer didn’t stab anyone.”
    “No, that’s not how that word’s used, we decided.”
    “I’ve decided it is.”
    *taking a stab at taking a stab endues*

    • @SavolX
      @SavolX 3 роки тому +4

      No that wasn't Stub who did the stubbing! Stub was just beside me this whole time.
      *getting some Aeroplane flashbacks*

    • @PHOENIXX_2061
      @PHOENIXX_2061 3 роки тому +7

      Oooh, saying "Stab" alot is tight!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 3 роки тому +2

      @@PHOENIXX_2061 Being "Stabbed" a lot is tighter I decided.

  • @FranekFidos
    @FranekFidos 3 роки тому +49

    Can we have a moment for the Stabbed Guy?
    He didn't need to die. May his soul rest in peace [*]

    • @MrDVolk
      @MrDVolk 3 роки тому +10

      What's with the asterisk? "Terms and conditions apply"?

    • @miker953
      @miker953 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe the next video picks up where this one left off with the first guy to be a paramedic and he saves the victim.

  • @GuruTheCoder
    @GuruTheCoder 3 роки тому +14

    We've watched so much Ryan George that we're able to recreate how Ryan would describe different things and how situations would play out.

  • @amberhoward7807
    @amberhoward7807 Рік тому

    I didn't think the paint would come full circle.... but it did! *chefs kiss*

  • @Langello0o
    @Langello0o 2 роки тому +3

    You are the only person who can make extremely entertaining sponsored sections, good job

  • @frankvandorp9732
    @frankvandorp9732 3 роки тому +23

    "Did you get a look at the perp?"
    "Well yeah, now that you mention it, he had the same face as you and me, funnily enough."

  • @whimsicalstray
    @whimsicalstray 3 роки тому +31

    I can't wait for Ryan to make more "first" videos, describing every law, technological discovery, societal norm, along with every other aspect of human culture, government, and general expression.

  • @cool_gamer2824
    @cool_gamer2824 3 роки тому +59

    Solving that crime was super easy, barley an inconvenience

  • @deematmok8156
    @deematmok8156 3 роки тому +2

    ‘Well I’m gonna paint an outline of his body.’
    Dead guy: *wakes up* I told you not to bring paint!

  • @in45do34
    @in45do34 3 роки тому +12

    "Is it gonna be tough to solve this crime?"
    "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
    "Oh really?"
    "See, we can just track these bloody footprints on the floor and see where these leads to."
    "That will do it!"

  • @xXxChiefxXx
    @xXxChiefxXx 3 роки тому +40

    I love how one of his costumes is literally him wearing a fake moustache... over his already existing real moustache.

  • @faltuyoutuber4570
    @faltuyoutuber4570 3 роки тому +14

    All people wonder why people of Ryan's universe are so humble and generous, it's Canada just think about it, everything makes sense now.

  • @MikeJackson690
    @MikeJackson690 3 роки тому +50

    Ryan, if you happen to read this:
    Can you do sketch on the first person to sell their house? I'd love to see your take on the first estate agent getting involved (why the hell is it their business to walk around the seller's house with someone who might buy it but without the seller being present?!), then the prospective buyer not having the cash to buy it outright because the seller decided it should be outrageously expensive, then the bank steps in...

    • @Asharra12
      @Asharra12 3 роки тому +4

      Yes!!!!!!

    • @segamble1679
      @segamble1679 3 роки тому +5

      This is genius! Real Estate agents are the strongest things!

  • @hayesjackson5538
    @hayesjackson5538 3 роки тому

    Man even his ads are entertaining. I like when people promote stuff they use and have personal anecdotes about a product, but entertaining ads is just another level of quality.

  • @peterparcoeur5917
    @peterparcoeur5917 2 роки тому +1

    "and my ventriloquism was getting pretty good" that killedme!

  • @heyhey97777
    @heyhey97777 3 роки тому +28

    *Hears L’s theme from Death Note*
    “What the fuck”

    • @SP_-
      @SP_- 3 роки тому

      What?

  • @caramelphd6734
    @caramelphd6734 3 роки тому +24

    First Ryan vid I've seen since 2019, and of course he's still funny. I'm going down the rabbit hole again.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 3 роки тому +8

      You have so much to catch up on. I'm jealous that you get to watch all of those videos for the first time.

  • @Maryokutaizero
    @Maryokutaizero 2 роки тому +4

    The ventriloquist line killed me, I had to rewind an entire minute because I missed everything after that for laughing so hard.

  • @Pika_Gabe
    @Pika_Gabe 3 роки тому +9

    1:02 "Fantastic! proud of him!" 😂

  • @jos8499
    @jos8499 3 роки тому +4

    I like how the injured victims in George's vid always sound so casual

  • @roberttwombly3188
    @roberttwombly3188 3 роки тому +25

    I love how Ryan is slowly showing us the history of the world

    • @nomie2006
      @nomie2006 2 роки тому +2

      In a way history books never did...never could.

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 3 роки тому +66

    "Is it gonna be tough to make this random guy not be alive anymore?"
    "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah, see all I have to do is ram this pointy thing into his chest."
    "Ohhhh ramming your pointy thing into people is TIGHT!"

    • @zero.Identity
      @zero.Identity 3 роки тому +5

      and also sounds perverted

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 3 роки тому +8

      "And what's that going to do?"
      "Well, you see all that red stuff coming out of him?"
      "Yes."
      "Well, he needs that to keep -- you know -- being alive."
      "Wow wow wow wow wow wow!"

  • @DankTheMan
    @DankTheMan Рік тому +7

    I like how one half of the Ryan verse is a developed civilization and the other half is cave men knowledge

  • @filipporomano9971
    @filipporomano9971 3 роки тому +1

    I’m so enjoying your videos. Became one of my morning routines. Just great. Even the ads. Keep up the good work. It’s so important to make people laugh. A big thank you from an Italien guy living in Germany who is, right now, drinking his coffee and just getting a positive vibe for the morning start of the day 😁😁😁

  • @armyscout11
    @armyscout11 3 роки тому +14

    I so look forward to these.

  • @WesLydon
    @WesLydon 3 роки тому +8

    I am legitimately very impressed that the painting thing was paid off at the end. Well played.

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames 3 роки тому +36

    "All right, I'm here and good news: I brought this"
    "What's that for?"
    "When I look through it, it makes people's heads look funny. Maybe we can play with it later."
    This is a stupid, stupid joke and I couldn't stop laughing at it.

  • @Flauset
    @Flauset 3 роки тому +5

    "How's the kids?"
    "Oh yea they're, Oh I don't have any"
    This is great limh laughing in my head

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary 3 роки тому

    The film noir part was perfect, not too long, not too short, just perfect. But with film noir you have to mention the weather, like whether it was bright light time outside or not see so far time.