Kinda disappointed that one scene from good man goes to war isn't here "I'm sorry dear, I don't know how you stand me" *proceeds to attack a man on the other side of the room with her prehensile tongue*
Even more hilarious is, being 1562, "virginity" could include kissing And remember that Bess snogged the ever loving fuck out of Ten after escaping a Zygon. And then again at the wedding even if he can't fully remember that because of Eleven.
Ten was definitely a Favourite of Queen Elizabeth, there is even a portrait of them together. Of course, he had the excuse of thinking that she was probably a Zygon in disguise that he was tracking, but it seems that they definitely enjoyed each other's company (plus we know the Doctor likes redheads!)
The fact that Jack and Clara never met is sad, I'm sure nothing would happen as Clara was clearly crushing on The Doctor the entire time, but there would have been plenty of flirting!
I like to imagine that Jack and Clara would've competed to see if either of them could get The Doctor flustered (like Rose & 10 trying to get Queen Victoria to say "I am not amused")
A theory that I read some time ago is that if Jack met Rory, now THAT would be funny. Jack would likely flirt openly with Rory and people would have to remind him that he's married, and then Jack would likely ask Amy for permission to flirt with her husband. And of course, Rory would be all flustered about the attention.
Time Lord society, where you can tell someone to go f*ck themselves, and they might take it literally. Also one of the only societies where such a thing is not necessarily gay.
Omg I’ve just realised the song at 7:05 is the same one that is played in the Darleks in Manhattan episode when there’s the girls dressed up as angel and devils so Jacks probs watching them dance
This video proves that it is statistically, more likely for a companion through some crazy combination of events to literally fuck themselves then it is for them to get with the doctor
I don't know who that character talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" (I haven't watched 12 yet), but her tickling a Dalek's balls is the funniest thing to me, considering she could've been shot for that lmao
Missy isn't talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" - then tickling a Dalek.. in *that way*... I mean, they have a long history and all.. they could have been curious... I DUNNO. It's the dog's unmentionables: aka the dog's b@llocks and that basically means 'the best' or 'the GOAT'
@@kingtanaka I think they mean cos Rory ends up being riversongs dad (idk if you've seen the show but just in case, yeah it's a whole time line thing, he's her father), so their convos pretty weird
Rose is surprised when humans meet other humaniod life forms, we dance with them, like as a certified monster lover i cant imagine anything else humans would do
@@hugopatino-cano672 I remember them saying that the content they deleted was because they didn't like those videos. He still has a lot of Doctor Who edits but I was looking for this one. Glad someone saved it and reuploaded it.
amy: "oh so its been awhile ;)"
donna: "YOURNOTMATINGWITHMESUNSHIHINE"
Ginger~ and *GINGER*
@@SayakaMahouShoujo but The Doctor... Rude and not ginger :'/
@@koalifix6501 with his fightin' hand!
😊❤
the duality of woman
Top 5 horniest people on Doctor Who
5. Jackie Tyler
4. Amy Pond
3. Missy
2. River Song
1. Jack Harkness
Dont forget Cassandra
@@Spaceey0
The trampoline
River gets it from Amy 😂
@@ChaoticCat good point
@@ChaoticCatfacts 😂
I like to imagine 12’s browser history is nsfw, but just from a completely innocent standpoint, like he’s trying to understand the appeal or something
As an ace, that's relatable lol
I'm pretty sure Moffat confirmed that it's mostly just cat videos
@@jeffmoo9235 even better
Yeah, but did he say what type of cat? 😂 @@jeffmoo9235
Yeah because the doctor is canonically on the ace spectrum
Those "dancing" jokes went right over my head as a child (I was 10), my parents were giggling and I'd no idea why lol
oh dear lord same. "why do they care so much about dancing? I mean it's a good exercise but.."
Lol I still do not get it
@@whovian7381 lol me too
Same
Can you explain?
"Ooh Doctor, you Soniced her" gets me everytime
Same.
The best part is that, while unknowingly, she's talking about her own daughter
666 likes
@@LevonBlueoakye
I love Amy Pond, she’s like Donna’s child.
Jeez the ninth doctor is savage
Yes he is.
Correct
He's the best one
That’s what makes him fantastic
😃No. 😆
The old browser history jokes had me rolling,, I still wonder what he searched.
Something Chumblie related probably. The Chumblies are apparently the Doctor’s favourite foe and he’s even slightly protective of them
Just like captain jack said
You don’t wanna know
Also “blimey get a girlfriend Jeff”
Hes been around a long time, one can only imagine
According to Osgood's actress, she suspects cats playing piano
Master selfcest is CRAZY
Ya wtf 😅
Guess you could say its... Masterbation.
I stole this joke, and I'll see myself out.
@@ivandphantom9028Omg lmao
@@ivandphantom9028good lord
@@ivandphantom9028holy shit
“Where were you hiding that” , “you REALLY don’t wanna know”. i simply am deceased now
You know where. Hehe 😂. Even those robot ladies, were gobsmacked
@The_Zodiac.14headcanon it is canon
I remember seeing that as a little kid, and my parents were laughing so I was like”hahahah I really don’t know what’s going on”
Alternative title: "Steven Moffat running the show with one hand for X minutes"
Legend 😂
We all know what he was doing with the other hand💀
And sometimes Russel T Davies using all 5 of his limbs to direct his actors, just to be that little bit more clear.
Until, 13, 14 & 15
Ruining it but in a manner that also makes it absolutely hilarious.
_"Anything else he's got two of?"_
Well he _is_ a bit of a snake...
Hemi-hemi, hubba-hubba
Kinda disappointed that one scene from good man goes to war isn't here
"I'm sorry dear, I don't know how you stand me" *proceeds to attack a man on the other side of the room with her prehensile tongue*
They give each other a look after that too
lol i think she said " i dont know why you put up with me" and then immediately demonstrated why
And why wasn't "I see in your mind shirtless men doing sports... At least I think that's sports. "
1:27 omg i get it, comparing sonics is like comparing…yaknow…omg that’s hilarious. Sus but super funny.
it would of made the scene even better if Matt Smith said “Mines one inch bigger!”
Congratulations! You got [The Joke!]!
"doctor, are u gonna be alone with that thing" is just amazing
6:02 damn right in front of her parents
That makes the scene so much better and so much worse
Now theres a spoiler for ya
That is NOT something her parents should be hearing!😄
''Good Queen Beth... let me tell you, her nickname is no longer.'' made me laugh for like 5 minutes. I never caught that one.
*Bess
Even more hilarious is, being 1562, "virginity" could include kissing
And remember that Bess snogged the ever loving fuck out of Ten after escaping a Zygon. And then again at the wedding even if he can't fully remember that because of Eleven.
Ten was definitely a Favourite of Queen Elizabeth, there is even a portrait of them together. Of course, he had the excuse of thinking that she was probably a Zygon in disguise that he was tracking, but it seems that they definitely enjoyed each other's company (plus we know the Doctor likes redheads!)
@@rosabellaalvarez-calderon4586 I thought the zygon was the horse
@@wyattbarnett3877 The first time when he was wrong.
4:42 mark Gatiss pretending to be shocked that gay people exist is my life
Mark Gay-tiss himself:
And I just realized he’s played a Nazi twice already. (Good Omens and Dr Who)
@@dothmotherknowyouwearth lmao
@@dothmotherknowyouwearth wasn't it world war I in doctor who, and he was a British soldier, too?
@@fredhasopinions ah, I might have looked at it wrong. I don’t think I’ve actually watched the episode with Gatiss in it.
2:14
My favorite part of this scene is that not only does she not turn away, she doesn’t blink the entire time she’s looking at him
I just rewatched that episode with some of my friends and I was like 😳
Not as many clips of Jack in here as I expected...
Real, was expecting most of this to be Jack
It's more of....a Torchwood thing jack is...
Suggestive
There is a time and a place...
"Stop iiitttt"
Literally his first scene on the show is zooming in on Rose's ass.
4:53 Just straight up, without warning.
Eleventh was extremely socially awkward
I almost burst out laughing at that scene
"ooooh rory" welp i died.
So did Rory
@@doctorjay8673Oh for gods sake not again
“I have some experience with the fairer sex”
“Me too.”
God I love Bill.
Me as a kid watching those episodes: 🙂
Me watching them Now: 😳
Haha this is so funny 😂
The fact that Jack and Clara never met is sad, I'm sure nothing would happen as Clara was clearly crushing on The Doctor the entire time, but there would have been plenty of flirting!
Ah, the playful chemistry would have been Amazing!!😂💥
I like to imagine that Jack and Clara would've competed to see if either of them could get The Doctor flustered (like Rose & 10 trying to get Queen Victoria to say "I am not amused")
A theory that I read some time ago is that if Jack met Rory, now THAT would be funny. Jack would likely flirt openly with Rory and people would have to remind him that he's married, and then Jack would likely ask Amy for permission to flirt with her husband. And of course, Rory would be all flustered about the attention.
@@foxisfear4592 11 is easily flustered by either, but imagine Jack and 12! I'm 90% sure 12 would be all in, trying to get Jack flustered.
@@lidge1994 Jack would 100% be taken off guard and try to deflect by calling 12 "silver fox"
2:19 honestly don’t blame you Amy
Same though
The master and Missy one gave me a shock! 😳
DW characters seem to find themselves flirting with themselves for some reason.
Time Lord society, where you can tell someone to go f*ck themselves, and they might take it literally.
Also one of the only societies where such a thing is not necessarily gay.
@@shadowtheshowman Who wouldn't?
Omg I’ve just realised the song at 7:05 is the same one that is played in the Darleks in Manhattan episode when there’s the girls dressed up as angel and devils so Jacks probs watching them dance
"oh doctor, you soniced her" ohh Amy... If only you knew that was your daughter you were talking about
"She´s a good girl!" said Amy some episodes later...
This video proves that it is statistically, more likely for a companion through some crazy combination of events to literally fuck themselves then it is for them to get with the doctor
Huh
It would be interesting and really funny to compare self flirting and flirting with the doctor. I wonder how close the count is
11 literally using anything to symbolise rising is interesting
The Doctor’s the only one who knows it’s a kid show, and they only care half the time
I see the 12th doctor never took his 11th selfs advice 😂
4:21 killed me more than it should have. That face edit was just 🤌
"That's a different birthday" Damn what!!
The Master hitting on herself gets me every time 😂
0:28. 50 shades of gallifrey😂
Rory is a true man of culture
"Get a girlfriend, Jeff"
I don't know who that character talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" (I haven't watched 12 yet), but her tickling a Dalek's balls is the funniest thing to me, considering she could've been shot for that lmao
Oh, she was winding them up so they would shoot her.
She could easily survive a Dalek firing squad.
Oh, well I don’t know how far you’ve gotten but when you find out who she’s is, it’s going to make everything she does very interesting.
Missy isn't talking about the Doctor's "unmentionables" - then tickling a Dalek.. in *that way*... I mean, they have a long history and all.. they could have been curious...
I DUNNO.
It's the dog's unmentionables: aka the dog's b@llocks and that basically means 'the best' or 'the GOAT'
Are you deaf?
2:18 AMY!!!! THAT'S YOUR SON IN LAW!!!! NO!
Oh my God, I completely forgot about that part😂
Not yet
@@ShadedSky brother euuh
Rn From her point of view it's Just an IMAGINARY friend who became real XD
9 IS SO INNOCENT USHDHD
1:48 thats your DAD
Sorry?
What the fuck?
@@kingtanaka I think they mean cos Rory ends up being riversongs dad (idk if you've seen the show but just in case, yeah it's a whole time line thing, he's her father), so their convos pretty weird
@@holly9251kinda like when Amy coos "ooh doctor you soniced her!" I'm like ma'am that is your daughter! xxx
Jack is a Bi or Pan icon.
I’m classifying him as pan because he seems like he’d Do anything
The harkness test exists for a reason
Moffet says Jack is omnisexual, basically pan but a bit different.
He’s definitely some mspec
Oh yeah definitely
The Harkness Test (A guide for the ethics of 'dancing' with aliens or other non-human creatures) is literally named after him
"Absolutely no problem at all" you tell em Rory, so true.
0:18 English John Cena?
The only other role I've seen him in besides the umbrella academy
@@CynicalPlatapusTHAT'S LUTHER??????
@@Damooooooo yep, he looks weird as a normal human and un-gorrillafied
@@CynicalPlatapushe was in bbc merlin too! as one of the knights of the roundtable
@@CynicalPlatapusand GoT
6:26 The Toymaker: AHND HE LUVED AYMEE PAWND
*"aw he be likeng the red hedz ;) "*
1:40 was an inc4edible way of foreshadow😂
6:30 Rory be like: Oh no, God please NO!
we stan the 11th doctor.
Like the streaming service
i love how the doctor discovers porn and IMMEDIATELY becomes a gooner for several regenerations. that's peak comedy
Wait WHAT
Elaborate.
Videos like this make it so much more funny when people say the new series isn't for kids lol
Some Doctor who fans: We can't have gay people on the show! It's meant for kids!
The show in question:
Jack: **exists**
0:24 bLiMeY!
2:30 new civilization. To boldly go where no one has gone before. *insert Star Trek opening theme*
2:17 nope is wild bro 😭
They should have just added every single time Jack says hello as well to this. Or he speaks. Or is just on screen.
Jack: *exists*
The Doctor: "Stop itttt!"
0:35 The Browser History 😂
So many of these I remember but never understood when I was little haha xxx
**after finding out who River Song is**
11: but you and me we- we.. 😗😗😗😗
the "get a girlfriend, jeff" from 11 to the sudden "don't look at my browser history" from 12 gave me such whiplash lmao
The last scene is Malcolm Merlin flirting with The Ray.
these are what separates a "family" show from a "kids" show
"You just to mate!?!?! 🤨😬😳😱😨😤"
"YOU AIN'T MATING WITH ME SUNSHINE!" 🤣
Me litterally being the begning reacting to that naughty girl in school when she does something weird and dirty
Makes no sense..
what
maybe there's 2 of them,
that's a whole different birthday....
Bigeneration foreshadowing?????
6:25 NO AMY DON'T THAT'S YOUR SON IN LAW! OH NO SHE HAS HER AIRPODS INN!!!!!!!!
BliMeY
Get a girlfriend Jeff.
Peter capaldi constantly protecting his browser history is hilarious 😂😂😂
Rose is surprised when humans meet other humaniod life forms, we dance with them, like as a certified monster lover i cant imagine anything else humans would do
YOU'RE NOT MATING WITH ME, SUNSHINE!!!
0:16 wow luther has some stuff to delete
6:26 love how aggressive Amy is with the doctor there. That's the kind of aggressiveness I wish for from a date.
Technically Amy was in a way assaulting the doctor cause he really didn't want to and she wouldn't get off him and cheating on Rory at the same time.
PLEASE AT THE END I DID “💅” AND IT HIT THE BEAT LIKE OMG YES
Finished off with Jack. The slickest man in the universe.
"Amy, hes taking his clothes off-" Keeps looking. WHY DID YOU STARE, GURL.
The filter on the Dr's face when the tardis said sexy had me fucking rolling for no reason
The sonic sunglasses are tied into the TARDIS. When he says browser history, he means “don’t look at where I just visited”
To be fair to Simm’s Master, it was only a little wrong to feel that way about Missy…had it been Pratt’s Master, then it would have been very wrong.
Wait why?
@@ghostpad he is a moving corpse
@@jewishjellydonut yeah no that's explain it lol
Or that cheetah one, tbf
I love how he was about to say yes it could but understands at the last second
That thumbnail is perfect to use against friends 😂😂😂
~ 6:52 ~ That was the best flirting seen in Dr Who History
1:30 I cant tell you what im thinking right now is the funniest thing I have heard in ages ong
4:45 ur welcome sweaty 14 year olds
I almost lasted the whole video without laughing, but the "it's been awhile" got me!
1:30 You needed to have the following "oh's"
I absolutely LOVE that these are organized!
6:25 gave stepmotherp.... a whole new level...
This is reupload, the original was deleted
@@hugopatino-cano672 deffo
Damn.
@@hugopatino-cano672 who was the one who made the original one?
@@hugopatino-cano672 Thanks, I thought so.
@@hugopatino-cano672 I remember them saying that the content they deleted was because they didn't like those videos. He still has a lot of Doctor Who edits but I was looking for this one. Glad someone saved it and reuploaded it.
1:37 "Now, that's a whole different birthday" 😏😏😂🤣🤣
4:50
family shows use innuendo to make adults giggle ,and childeren oblivious. you've shot the legs out from under your own argument...
This has less views then it should
I think it's a re-upload
Jasmine Wat ah okay
Indeed.
The older I get the more I see and notice this type of stuff in kids movies and shows. Looking at you Shrek.
2:35
i can't stop laughing
1:45 the foreshadowing, crazy
You forgot the Trenzalore shit. " Are we going to play twister? "
I guess we will never know the browser history of the 12th Doctor! 😂😭
We need an updated version of this with the 15th doctor
2:42 and now Jenny has a sibling
Honestly, Peter Capaldi would be the perfect Rick Sanchez
Can’t forget about that scene with the gas mask growing eugh