captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight

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  • @spacemanedits5570
    @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +3673

    ATTENTION ALL: Just over an hour ago, my external hard drive stopped working. On that hard drive are all my family's photos and videos and more importantly: every download of entertainment media (including all of Doctor Who) that I have. I also edit my videos from that hard drive as it has a lot more space on it than my computer. Due to this, I sadly won't be able to make any videos for the foreseeable future. I'm extremely frustrated with the situation and annoyed at this whole dilemma. It couldn't have happened at a worse time either, because this channel was just starting to take off and it would have been great to see what this channel achieved in days yet to come. I am trying as hard as I can to fix the problem, but have not yet found a solution. I'm going to have to put this channel on hold for a while until I can find a way to fix the issue. Thanks for all the support and love on my past three videos - I couldn't have asked for anything more.
    - spacemanedits
    P.S: I have pinned this comment so everyone can see it. Because of this, the previous pinned comment (by @Azizul Adnan) has been taken down as UA-cam doesn't allow you to have two pinned comments. Sorry about that. Thanks again.

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 5 років тому +102

      oh I'm so sorry hope you get your family photos and videos back. thank you for the edit

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +58

      @@senajabeen1076 your welcome :) thank you.

    • @lophiesim
      @lophiesim 5 років тому +17

      Ahhh I'm so sorry that sucks :( well all of your work so far is really great I love watching your videos. Hopefully everything will work out

    • @lauralaura396
      @lauralaura396 5 років тому +17

      I'm sorry to hear this.
      I hope you can find a way or find someone (computer-expert) to recover your documents.
      I would be devestated if I lost my family pictures and files that I've worked hard on.
      I wish you all the best!
      Also thank you for this entertaining video by the way.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +9

      @@lophiesim Yeah hopefully.

  • @TheGamingAngelPlays
    @TheGamingAngelPlays 5 років тому +7569

    Name: Captain Jack Harness
    Age: Ageless
    Sex: Yes

  • @inprogress7635
    @inprogress7635 5 років тому +8285

    captain Jack: *breathes*
    the doctor: oH DON'T START!

    • @Optimusj1975
      @Optimusj1975 5 років тому +158

      And yet the Doctor ALWAYS have a point.

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 5 років тому +51

      Says hello to Martha and Rose. Both swoon. 👋❓❓

    • @moneybxndz161
      @moneybxndz161 4 роки тому +48

      i was just saying hello-

    • @ericroe8342
      @ericroe8342 4 роки тому +33

      I really don’t mind

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr 4 роки тому +7

      I need to see Jack and Sherlock together, even imagining is exciting

  • @rosecoloredchloe
    @rosecoloredchloe 5 років тому +6687

    Jack: Hello
    The doctor from across the universe: *INHALES*

  • @polosolo9403
    @polosolo9403 3 роки тому +2604

    Love how every person he flirts with doesnt mind, and he flirts with everyone.
    From this, I conclude every man in the doctor who universe is either bisexual, or is destined to turn bisexual when they meet captain jack.

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 3 роки тому +326

      Jack: how come I never get any of that?
      Doctor: buy me a drink first
      Jack: you’re such hard work!
      Doctor: but worth it! *obnoxious smile*

    • @defgirzawa7583
      @defgirzawa7583 3 роки тому +120

      Did you look at Captain Jack? I am Hetero and I would consider going bi if I saw him^^

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 3 роки тому +119

      I can confirm this as a man who turns bisexual whenever he sees captain Jack

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 роки тому +12

      wouldn’t he be pan?

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 2 роки тому +27

      I believe Jack was my first man-crush

  • @Fahrenheitjay
    @Fahrenheitjay 5 років тому +3218

    Jack: *kisses everyone in the room* “see you in hell”

  • @DSchana6
    @DSchana6 5 років тому +8463

    I love that the first words of dialogue for captain jack were “Excellent bottom”

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +189

      It is honestly so iconic.
      Nice to spot a desi in the wild btw, hello!

    • @eliquialz1841
      @eliquialz1841 5 років тому +17

      Your 1000th like

    • @mycah4462
      @mycah4462 5 років тому +67

      because he is one ;)

    • @jamesr.2017
      @jamesr.2017 5 років тому +38

      Too bad that his last were just “Oh yeah.”

    • @elizabethh.9556
      @elizabethh.9556 5 років тому +24

      It's a good intro for him

  • @lucypreece7581
    @lucypreece7581 5 років тому +11289

    Imagine Captain Jack and River Song in the same room. The world would not be prepared.

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому +1122

      A flirtation singularity would form

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 5 років тому +376

      Would that be like antimatter meets different antimatter?

    • @majora748
      @majora748 5 років тому +347

      Hello Sweetie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 років тому +130

      @@majora748 Sweetie. Sweaty is someone with too much perspiration.

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam 5 років тому +39

      @@greendalek303 Can't expect anything less!

  • @hollybramhall1351
    @hollybramhall1351 5 років тому +5389

    Jack: *introduces himself*
    The Doctor: Stop it!
    Person he’s talking to: Oh, I don’t mind...

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 5 років тому +57

      Holly Bramhall PAHAHA ITS ALWAYS THAT

    • @nerissacrawford8017
      @nerissacrawford8017 5 років тому +52

      I wouldn't mind either. 😈

    • @infinitesprings
      @infinitesprings 4 роки тому +86

      Yeah, I would be that person too. Captain Jack is just way too charismatic. It is incredibly hard not to fall for him on the spot. Those type of people are just way too magnetic and bright. Like staring into the sun, you just can't look away once you start.

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 4 роки тому +10

      Holly Bramhall “I have zero problems with this.”

    • @hollybramhall1351
      @hollybramhall1351 4 роки тому +5

      Candace Garrett that is so true

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 4 роки тому +1507

    He flirts in a way that makes everyone feel good about themselves. He’s not gross about it at all.

    • @druidriley3163
      @druidriley3163 4 роки тому +22

      Yup.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Рік тому +103

      Yes. that's what flirting means. What people commonly call "flirting" is really just being sleezy.

    • @thee2724
      @thee2724 Рік тому +14

      John Barrowman however...

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 Рік тому +28

      @@MeepChangeling It's a shame that's what counts as flirting these days. We could all learn a thing or two from Captain Jack.

    • @machinegunriff
      @machinegunriff 11 місяців тому

      ​@@thee2724I've heard b4 that's he's controversial what did he do

  • @willlexie
    @willlexie 4 роки тому +1709

    If it breathes, he flirts.
    "So many species, so little time." - Nine.

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 4 роки тому +45

      Well, Jack nearly immortal - and not the ageless kind of immortal, but the actual deathless one.

    • @infinitemonkeytheorem4327
      @infinitemonkeytheorem4327 4 роки тому +19

      @@Senok13 except there's a chance he could be the face of bo and well we all know what happened to the face of bo

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions 3 роки тому +29

      @@infinitemonkeytheorem4327 then again, the face of bo(e?) was the oldest creature in the universe, so it‘s close enough to being immortal.

  • @maddie7202
    @maddie7202 5 років тому +5732

    no one:
    jack: captain jack harkness and who are you?
    doctor: jACk nO

    • @roosa8159
      @roosa8159 5 років тому +131

      sTOPPIT

    • @SelenaMulan
      @SelenaMulan 5 років тому +99

      Me:
      "I don't mind"

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому +12

      Selena Rose Anyone*

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +3

      @@SelenaMulan saaaaame

    • @hiccuphufflepuff176
      @hiccuphufflepuff176 5 років тому +5

      no one: I was wondering when you'd get around to Me. We should hang out some time... for the rest of eternity.

  • @babinator9
    @babinator9 5 років тому +5296

    So this could just be renamed "All the times Captain Jack Harkness was onscreen"?

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +133

      It could. It honestly could

    • @rain_cloud9553
      @rain_cloud9553 5 років тому +21

      Zack Babins scrEACHING

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому +3

      Anime Watcher stop don’t bring your twitter trash over here please thank you

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +24

      @@crusherconi ???? How about you don't be unnecessarily rude to someone simply expressing excitement. That _proper_ enough for you, your honour?

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent 5 років тому +4

      Arunima Tiwari okay we won’t, is that proper enough for *you* , your honour?

  • @thishuman8759
    @thishuman8759 5 років тому +5918

    The day that Jack stops flirting, the universe will fold in on itself

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan 4 роки тому +2416

    I swear, he's gonna eventually come across himself and flirt with himself.

    • @memothat_mexican_junior5009
      @memothat_mexican_junior5009 3 роки тому +137

      This actually happens I kid you not 💀💀

    • @RainbowRiver
      @RainbowRiver 3 роки тому +28

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Where and when? I must see that😆

    • @memothat_mexican_junior5009
      @memothat_mexican_junior5009 3 роки тому +129

      @@RainbowRiver torchwood, captin jack dances and kisses with captin jack

    • @RainbowRiver
      @RainbowRiver 3 роки тому +19

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Thank you😊 Torchwood has been on my list for a while, I can't wait to watch it.

    • @kjl3080
      @kjl3080 3 роки тому +48

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 that’s technically not himself, just someone with his name

  • @cedarbeck8324
    @cedarbeck8324 5 років тому +1327

    Jack kissing Rose goodbye and then turning around and kissing the Doctor goodbye will always be an iconic moment and it was one of the first (if not the first) times I ever heard of or saw homosexuality. Jack has always been one of my favorite characters and he'll always hold a special place in my heart

    • @Almost_Awesome
      @Almost_Awesome Рік тому +25

      Actually, if you want to get technical, Jacks bisexual

    • @ninirossau2304
      @ninirossau2304 Рік тому

      omnisexual according to Barrowman himself.@@Almost_Awesome

    • @jameskitchen2081
      @jameskitchen2081 Рік тому +11

      ​@@Almost_Awesomeif u wanna get technical, he also fks aliens what's the label for tha

    • @Almost_Awesome
      @Almost_Awesome Рік тому +3

      @@jameskitchen2081 Still bisexual, i would know i am one. Keep the aliens away from me

    • @BaeYeou
      @BaeYeou Рік тому +25

      @@jameskitchen2081 I feel like that's pansexual, no?

  • @roosa8159
    @roosa8159 5 років тому +1961

    Jack: Hello I am Jack Hark-
    Doctor: sTOPIT!

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 5 років тому +25

      Rotsku and yet when Jack flirted with the Doctor, the Doctor flirted back (when the timing wasn’t utterly inappropriate). Which to me was actually more significant than who Jack was. Not getting pissy and shoving him off was a kind of acceptance. And this was way before the current trend of welcoming all sexualities and gender identities (which has really only been big for the last 2-3 years).

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 роки тому +4

      Capnjackarknesss and whoooo are you?

  • @Mark-oz7vp
    @Mark-oz7vp 5 років тому +6593

    Best part was, when he kissed Rose AND the doctor.

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 5 років тому +328

      Maxime Winter yesssss i loved this bi legend

    • @redvariable4941
      @redvariable4941 5 років тому +497

      Considering he seems like he swings in just about every direction I'd say hes more pan than bi

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 5 років тому +332

      @@redvariable4941 Man, woman or alien, anything or anyone, he'll try to flirt with them, and get some action lol

    • @xPanda25
      @xPanda25 5 років тому +345

      Maxime Winter - Supposedly it was planned for Jack to kiss Rose and the Doctor for the same amount of time, but there was one take where him and the Doctor kissed for so long they ended up on the ground

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 5 років тому +33

      Chandler Hupp PAJAHAHAHAHAH

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 5 років тому +2363

    no one:
    not a single person:
    literally not a soul:
    captain jack harkness: *eXcelLEnT bOtTOm*

    • @sirkittens5445
      @sirkittens5445 3 роки тому +69

      Damn, I can't believe this dude's very first line on the show was "nice ass"

    • @wassupheinz
      @wassupheinz 3 роки тому +8

      @@sirkittens5445 nice ass but elegant

  • @pancon9947
    @pancon9947 4 роки тому +1216

    Jack: how come i never get any of that
    9: buy me a drink first
    Jack: you're so much work
    9: but worth it 😊

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 4 роки тому +50

      He said "Such hard work", and not "you're so much work", but yeah...

    • @hanc724
      @hanc724 3 роки тому +15

      so iconic

  • @emissaryofthecows3389
    @emissaryofthecows3389 5 років тому +714

    Remember the episode when 9 was on the news station and it says "The Face of Boe reveals he is pregnant" Jack's never gonna change

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 4 роки тому +49

      OML WTH DID HE DO THIS TIME?!

    • @charissimpson235
      @charissimpson235 4 роки тому +122

      well he did say in the first episode of torchwood ‘never doing that again’ in regards to getting pregnant!

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 4 роки тому +82

      @@charissimpson235 It’s Jack, how can he NOT end up getting pregnant or knocking someone up. It’s JACK

    • @Magic12553
      @Magic12553 3 роки тому +15

      @@alysonneharris2445 he was pregnant in one of the audios wasn' t he?

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 3 роки тому +24

      @@Magic12553 He was. And with him being him, I wouldn’t doubt it if he got knocked up again.

  • @rhianwen5727
    @rhianwen5727 5 років тому +2571

    I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +50

      Doctors mind: do shut up mate I know what you're like..

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 років тому +13

      Your profile picture makes it oh so much better

    • @matthewmullinax6026
      @matthewmullinax6026 5 років тому +5

      I really don't mind :D

    • @annashaw6538
      @annashaw6538 5 років тому +5

      He says hello alot 😂

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 5 років тому +9

      when it's you it's a flirt
      general companion: I dOnT MiNd

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn 5 років тому +7711

    I've never understood why Jack Harkness never became a regular on the show. Could you imagine an entire season where HE's the companion?

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 5 років тому +357

      Graeme Gunn That’s where fanfic comes in.

    • @volatilecheese12
      @volatilecheese12 5 років тому +84

      Yes and I want it

    • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      @Discrimination_is_not_a_right 5 років тому +655

      He'd flirt with the TARDIS and then she'd dump him in the pool. Then she'd delete the pool. But you know Jack.... he always comes back....

    • @RizzrakTV
      @RizzrakTV 5 років тому +155

      bring jack back for a female doctor

    • @lazyh-online4839
      @lazyh-online4839 5 років тому +312

      @@Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      Jack: Hi, captain jack harkness, and who are you?
      TARDIS: Hi, I'm.... Sexy.
      This could go so well!

  • @ffic4life
    @ffic4life 5 років тому +3232

    If Jack met Lucifer Morningstar, the screen would blow up

    • @issers
      @issers 5 років тому +181

      Holy shit yes. That would be a mess 😂

    • @kuroakikitsune
      @kuroakikitsune 5 років тому +68

      I was just watching the new season! But yes!! That would be such a good combo

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 5 років тому +25

      I need this now XD haha

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark 5 років тому +60

      PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

    • @mwillmer6074
      @mwillmer6074 5 років тому +9

      @@issers hopefully

  • @sock2828
    @sock2828 3 роки тому +511

    I always liked Jack growing up since he made being bi/pansexual cool. He made me feel like I was lucky to be bi instead of being anxious over not being either straight or gay.
    Here's to more suave bisexual action heroes.

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 Рік тому

      He’s pansexual btw. Men, women, even bug people.

    • @summonerofcats
      @summonerofcats 11 місяців тому +4

      And that is why he's my favorite dw character tied with the doctor and strax

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny 6 місяців тому +1

      Agreed so much

  • @proopmcshitlington3392
    @proopmcshitlington3392 4 роки тому +468

    Doctor: Oh! It's like when you fancy someone, but they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like!
    Martha: *uncomfortable in love noises*
    Captain Jack: You too huh?

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 5 років тому +1657

    A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

  • @Sparkes97
    @Sparkes97 5 років тому +2154

    Love that the only companion that didnt fancy the doctor was Donna, they were just besties

    • @andrzejrybickiToOn
      @andrzejrybickiToOn 5 років тому +19

      Yeah

    • @WhovianSinceand
      @WhovianSinceand 5 років тому +192

      And Donna is the only one, who wasn't fancyed by Jack...

    • @Wheeziebeen
      @Wheeziebeen 4 роки тому +149

      Well what about Rory, Rory was only ever attracted to Amy

    • @acsahkulasingham8017
      @acsahkulasingham8017 4 роки тому +10

      @@Wheeziebeen that's true😂😂

    • @Wheeziebeen
      @Wheeziebeen 4 роки тому +9

      @@acsahkulasingham8017 it's only been a week and I forgot about it and now I'm laughing my head off at 12:30 pm at this, I really did that😂😂

  • @jedichick1016
    @jedichick1016 5 років тому +4598

    And this doesn’t even include Torchwood.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +195

      I couldn't find a good Torchwood download, but I really wanted to include it. Sorry :(

    • @Oreo-vh7rk
      @Oreo-vh7rk 5 років тому +161

      @@spacemanedits5570 Don't apologize, this is perfect. I was getting a lil afraid tht people would forget dis legendary character and u made this amazing vid. Thank you😘😘

    • @thewolfpack7009
      @thewolfpack7009 5 років тому +87

      JediChick101 if it included torch wood it would last forever.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +144

      Well he doesn't do much flirting in Torchwood he just sleeps with people.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +43

      @@dr.bright6272 I'm dying that's so funny 😂

  • @colbyjones7816
    @colbyjones7816 3 роки тому +200

    Every time Jack introduces himself to someone, I feel like the Doctor is going to pull out a squirt bottle like he’s a misbehaving dog. 😄

  • @josephicha9150
    @josephicha9150 4 роки тому +94

    1:39 Jack: *is alive for literally three seconds
    Also Jack: *immediately says hello
    The Doctor: *cAn yOU NoT*

  • @sapphael.
    @sapphael. 5 років тому +978

    Jack Harkness: *breaths*
    Literally everybody: "now is not the TIME JACK"

    • @Cmor19
      @Cmor19 4 роки тому +23

      No that's only the doctor. Nobody else minds

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 9 місяців тому

      Me: He's only converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
      The Doctor: You can get a tree for a mate that way. I should know.

  • @francisnoname842
    @francisnoname842 5 років тому +1586

    captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight? More like captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes bi

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 5 років тому +86

      8 minutes pan*

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge 5 років тому +26

      @alice constantine - Actually bisexual means attraction to male or female, pansexual means attraction to anyone regardless of gender identification, including non-binary and trans, so Beatrice is spot on.

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 5 років тому +2

      @alice constantine Then what's the definition of a pansexual?

    • @dagmar0904
      @dagmar0904 5 років тому +28

      He is still pan, he flirts with everyone, no matter what gender, Spezies etc. I'd say that's pan xD

    • @lwpluto
      @lwpluto 5 років тому +11

      'Two or more genders'
      You realize the prefix 'bi' means two, right?

  • @ashleyhaynie8399
    @ashleyhaynie8399 5 років тому +1290

    Imagine how long this vid would be if we added torchwood footage.

    • @doctormaboule
      @doctormaboule 5 років тому +51

      Yeah but Doctor Who is a family show, Torchwood is.. well too much woods.. and Jack literally wears a belt AND suspenders in TWoods

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 5 років тому +9

      Dr Smith, And that’s when it loses it charm. Him being a con man who is pan sexual makes sense and his playful tone isn’t too annoying.
      In torchwood it got annoying as it felt it was only there due to the age rating.

    • @doctormaboule
      @doctormaboule 5 років тому +6

      @@paladinboyd1228 i agree on that. In DW his overly sexual behavior tend to be a comic relief in TW it's.. meh/

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 5 років тому +9

      Excuse you he's omnisexual

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 роки тому +6

      I don't think UA-cam videos can be that long...

  • @nopyro2851
    @nopyro2851 4 роки тому +373

    Jack protecc Jack atacc but most importantly in the latest episode he bacc

    • @fandommadness48
      @fandommadness48 4 роки тому +6

      Hopefully River or Clara next

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 4 роки тому +1

      Fandom Madness Clara is dead and river wouldn’t recognise the doctor at all

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 роки тому +10

      [ phoenix ][ shadow ] also, River couldn’t. She only learns there’s more than 11 Doctors (All of whom she’s met sometime) in _The Wedding of River Song_ and she almost immediately goes to the Library afterwards. Not that I wouldn’t LOVE her coming back more; Alex Kingston is an underrated QUEEN

    • @CRydon200
      @CRydon200 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lior353 clara isn't dead yet I think she has a tardis in her latest episode

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 4 роки тому

      05-13 oh, sorry i hadn’t watched hell bent

  • @pettingbears
    @pettingbears 5 років тому +307

    6:58 I get the feeling Donna and Jackie would be _incredible_ friends.

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 5 років тому +657

    I absolutely love that everyone is like “oh, I don’t mind (0///0)”

  • @BurnItUpp2009
    @BurnItUpp2009 5 років тому +620

    Jack: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you"
    Ten: "StOP iT"
    ❤️😂

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 5 років тому +14

      9 does it too.
      They both know him a bit too well.

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 5 років тому +505

    You know Captain Jack is good at flirting when even Sarah Jane Smith gets flustered.

  • @Tophymaster
    @Tophymaster 4 роки тому +412

    Other People: "James Bond is the action hero who gets laid like no one else."
    Me: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you!!""

  • @logancox3308
    @logancox3308 4 роки тому +92

    He is an intergalactic bard, flirting with anything that moves

  • @iamameliapondjattel778
    @iamameliapondjattel778 5 років тому +738

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Captain Jack: Captain Ja...
    Doctor: JaCk No! !

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 4 роки тому +3

      (Know what I've waited too long to say this and you've got the perfect comment!!!)
      Me: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 роки тому +5

      You mean capnjackarknesssand who are yoooou?

    • @Akuliszi
      @Akuliszi 3 роки тому

      @@crestianroxas4782 I thought about the same thing

    • @JaneSt.Valentine
      @JaneSt.Valentine 3 роки тому +1

      Captain Jack: Jack yes. 😈

  • @shiloh4460
    @shiloh4460 5 років тому +452

    jack: *sneezes*
    the doctor: *oOIII*

  • @thebronzedragon1
    @thebronzedragon1 5 років тому +990

    Captain Jack Harkness: The living definition of Omnisexual

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 5 років тому +7

      I was gonna like this comment, but I don't wanna ruin the amount of likes it has 😂

    • @kamirostorino9416
      @kamirostorino9416 5 років тому +21

      I actually see a lot of myself in Jack. Except i do not flirt with someone i like the second i meet them for the first time.

    • @ashtoneverett9250
      @ashtoneverett9250 5 років тому +2

      @@linkin0983 There should be more people like you lol

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 роки тому +16

      He would flirt with the potted plant honestly

    • @theunknowneditor63
      @theunknowneditor63 4 роки тому +7

      *harknessexual

  • @GOTHICforLIFE1
    @GOTHICforLIFE1 5 років тому +102

    The best relationship was by far between Tennant and Jack. Love how Tennant always goes with "oh, ffs.... -_-"

  • @samwitherington4386
    @samwitherington4386 3 роки тому +71

    love that in the game show, the Doctor and Rose are both confused as to where they are, and trying to get out of it, but Jack just accepts where he is and rolls with it. Captain Jack is the best character ever.

  • @fangirlingfailure
    @fangirlingfailure 5 років тому +1826

    Captain Jack Harkness was the queer icon I needed as a child to love myself

  • @jennaandrews5355
    @jennaandrews5355 5 років тому +10406

    "8 minutes straight" what part of those 8 mins were straight
    *edit Jesus Christ people i did not expect my trash comment to get this many likes

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +407

      Half of them. He's clearly a bisexual flirting machine

    • @malihaislam7837
      @malihaislam7837 5 років тому +106

      CraZcatladee Studios lol that doesn’t make you straight though, just makes you a not straight person flirting with an different gender person :)

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +50

      @@malihaislam7837 I know. I'm pan. But still, it would seem straight to some charecters

    • @tonymarshall3978
      @tonymarshall3978 5 років тому +122

      @@crazycatladystudios Is Jack the most sexually progressive character of all time. Its stated that in the 51st century the human race has adapted to so many aliens that almost anything is attractive to them. Men, Women, Insect people, Dogs and Jack just wants to have a fun time with all of them.

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +20

      @@tonymarshall3978 I agree. You could clearly write Doctor who themed books that would be bestsellers if you wanted 😜 cause you are very smart

  • @crazycatladystudios
    @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +1982

    Bisexual flirt machine! Or maybe pan, since he flirts with legit ANYONE. Oh, and the doctor *is* so worth it 😉
    Edit: recently found out he's omnisexual soooooo

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 5 років тому +164

      Not just anyone, he would flirt with a plant, or even a chair if it fell over

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 5 років тому +118

      If it exist, he attracted

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +19

      @@graceswan4353pretty much, yeah

    • @obiwankenobi687
      @obiwankenobi687 5 років тому +90

      CraZcatladee Studios he’s an Omnisexual, it means he’d sleep with men, women, alien, robots, Androids, plants etc.

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому +7

      ObiWan Kenobi top geezer

  • @someoneelse234
    @someoneelse234 3 роки тому +24

    5:49
    “where were you hiding that”
    “you really don’t wanna know”
    LMAOOOOO

  • @aresstenger935
    @aresstenger935 5 років тому +64

    "there's a time and a place!" its jack harkness, the time is always now and the place is always here and thats a universal constant

  • @revanruler6404
    @revanruler6404 5 років тому +339

    i'd like to take this moment to remind you that that champagne cork probably knocked some poor guy out

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +13

      *yeet *

    • @NPCarlsson
      @NPCarlsson 5 років тому +6

      Doubtful. This was in the middle of an air raid, wasn't it?

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +6

      Good point, but it could have reached the balcony where Jack was creeping on Rose and hit a fellow soldier

    • @lazyh-online4839
      @lazyh-online4839 5 років тому +5

      Don't worry, he'd just use it as an excuse to flirt with them while helping them up.

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +2

      @@lazyh-online4839 he so would tho...

  • @marvelfan2.059
    @marvelfan2.059 5 років тому +211

    Is there ever a time where Captain Jack does NOT flirt with every person he meets?
    I don`t even think the most terrifying of monsters would make him feel turned off.

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 5 років тому +13

      Marvelfan 2.0 Well, there’s the times when he’s technically dead. But even then I swear I could see hi leering.

    • @WhovianSinceand
      @WhovianSinceand 5 років тому +8

      Donna

    • @infinitesprings
      @infinitesprings 4 роки тому +8

      I don't think the most terrifying of monsters could resist his charm.

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 4 роки тому

      It makes me feel a little better about myself and at ease just seeing somebody so dashing flirt with practically anybody, giving anybody a chance, even if it doesnt mean anything.

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 роки тому +17

      *Dalek* : EXTERMINA-
      *Jack* : Captain Jack Harkness, and what is _your_ designation..?
      *Doctor* : Jack nO-
      *Dalek* : I... DO NOT PROTEST...

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +170

    Jack is one of my favorite characters in this wonderful show.

  • @amidar6634
    @amidar6634 4 роки тому +210

    There are pansexuals and there is Jack Harness. He is the god of being attracted to everything and everyone.

  • @Dead-or-Alive1985
    @Dead-or-Alive1985 Рік тому +23

    "I was just saying hello!" "For you that's flirting." Jack Harkness summed up in one line

  • @dawnriddler
    @dawnriddler 5 років тому +84

    That "I'm worth it" and a smile always gets me ! ^^

  • @Jordan-jn1vj
    @Jordan-jn1vj 5 років тому +381

    Oh Jackity, Jackity, I am coming for that smackity

  • @lunawohlmut4821
    @lunawohlmut4821 5 років тому +51

    "Your viewing numbers just went up."
    Jack is excellent

  • @misguided_ghost
    @misguided_ghost 2 роки тому +21

    i love how ten is so done with his flirting all the time but nine, although sometimes the same, flirts back

  • @Yammenkow
    @Yammenkow 2 роки тому +41

    Jack was the bi+ representation I needed before I even knew I was bi/pan myself. Always a special place in my heart for this incorrigable flirt.

  • @Harldin
    @Harldin 5 років тому +263

    I want to so badly see Jack meet the 13th Doctor, his reaction would be priceless.
    Something along the Line off “I can’t even begin to say what I’m thinking right now”

    • @toa95
      @toa95 4 роки тому +27

      Well we got close in the newest episode. Not quite there yet though!

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 4 роки тому +17

      *This I gotta see!*
      Oh you will, Jack, eventually...

    • @lepimond4605
      @lepimond4605 4 роки тому +10

      @@toa95 Let's hope he wasn't brought to the episode just to be brought, and there's a purpose for all that. Jack and 13 need to meet.

    • @fireflygaming8764
      @fireflygaming8764 4 роки тому +2

      It will hopefully happen in the next episode.

    • @rosed-water2860
      @rosed-water2860 4 роки тому +4

      well...

  • @rosablack12
    @rosablack12 5 років тому +278

    Flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight. Straight he is not

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 років тому +7

      That reminds me of that old pick-up line for gay people sorry I'm straight so is spaghetti until you get it wet

    • @Andy-xi4pu
      @Andy-xi4pu 5 років тому +2

      rosa black Captain Jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes gay

  • @elizamardlin1782
    @elizamardlin1782 5 років тому +181

    ok but that scene with Alonso is so cute

  • @pinkykosmos
    @pinkykosmos 3 роки тому +59

    this man was the bisexual character i needed in my life as a kid. i’m bisexual and have recently realized there is like NO bisexual representation 😭 so it’s really good to see some representation for once 🙄

  • @Missakiah
    @Missakiah 3 роки тому +33

    I met John a few years back at a convention (I was a crying mess of course) he was the funniest most genuine person ever. I remember he had on these sparkly Tardis shoes.

  • @greendalek303
    @greendalek303 5 років тому +337

    Would love for Jack to meet Thirteen and her crew.

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht 5 років тому +6

      Yes please 😊

    • @ВладиславаЛиба
      @ВладиславаЛиба 5 років тому +1

      Он пытался подкатить к голубому не-доктору, о чём ты?

    • @bobateacafe5792
      @bobateacafe5792 5 років тому +3

      @@Julie-ok4ht sad that Jack died in torchwood though i think? I don't remember

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht 5 років тому +17

      @@bobateacafe5792 I don't think so because he can't die. So 👍

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht 4 роки тому +5

      @@papongpapong1047 Yep😄

  • @Jordan-jn1vj
    @Jordan-jn1vj 5 років тому +341

    4:16 is the best moment, I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam 5 років тому +16

      What Capt. Jack was thinking during that time:
      "I will die if I don't flirt. Look robots!" *flirt* *flirt*
      He'll probably flirt with himself if he was left alone in a room.

    • @doggo377
      @doggo377 4 роки тому +4

      A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

    • @nottodaysatannottoday2177
      @nottodaysatannottoday2177 4 роки тому

      Jordanisntheboss SAME 😂😂😂

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 5 років тому +63

    "Three Doctors? I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now"
    Ianto, who, let's face it, knows telepathically when Jack is being, well, Jack:-pouting- *Watch it, I will not hesitate to lay you out*

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 4 роки тому +4

      Don't need to be psychic to know what he's thinking

  • @rye581
    @rye581 4 роки тому +202

    Jack:flirts with everyone
    Everyone:likes it
    Jack:sees Donna doesn't flirt
    Donna:tries to flirt (fails)
    Lmao😂
    Love u Donna lol

    • @charissimpson235
      @charissimpson235 4 роки тому +13

      i think that was the time frame in which jack was with ianto in torchwood so that would maybe explain it

  • @mia2801
    @mia2801 5 років тому +64

    "not now captain"
    "Stop IIIIIT"
    "I don't mind"
    "Nice bottom"
    God this show is iconic

  • @playingnice101
    @playingnice101 5 років тому +186

    If this included Torchwood clips, this video would've been an hour long

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +12

    Jack: Excellent bottom.
    Soldier: Sir, there's a time and a place.
    I see someone's familiar with Jack's work

  • @JordanSullivanadventures
    @JordanSullivanadventures 5 років тому +16

    0:31 I love that this WWII guy isn't insulted or weirded out or anything that a dude just slapped his ass and said he had an excellent bottom -- he's just happy :)

  • @thejfoshow1320
    @thejfoshow1320 5 років тому +213

    4:17 did Jack just invent flossing?

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +24

      I believe he just did.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +3

      spacemanedits holy fuck. Thank you for this vid by the way. Love it

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 5 років тому +107

    Be reminded that Jack is meant to be a Future Human.
    Meaning in the Future, every human is booty-hunting machine that is constantly on the prowl.
    How does anything ever get done?

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl 5 років тому +8

      Hector the III actually I don’t think the ‘booty hunting’ is necessarily a trait of future humans. That could be uniquely Jack. I mean there are adults now who seem to have never gotten over their horny teenage hormones. It’s the pansexuality being no big deal that seems to be a trait of the future (and in this case super pan cause he’ll hit on any gender, gender identity or species)

    • @thelonggame9583
      @thelonggame9583 4 роки тому +9

      Swigity swooty

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 4 роки тому +5

      @@thelonggame9583 give me the booty

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 9 місяців тому

      After sex, usually.

  • @SelenaMulan
    @SelenaMulan 5 років тому +52

    That first scene was pretty much when I fell in love with him.

  • @musicaddict1046
    @musicaddict1046 6 місяців тому +5

    Jack does not swing both ways, he swings all ways and I respect that.

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 3 роки тому +20

    the doctor's ability to resist jack no matter what body the doctor has speaks to his asexuality

  • @thebuttonking
    @thebuttonking 5 років тому +109

    Spacemanedits proving that, once again, they are doing God's work

  • @Ryukuro
    @Ryukuro 5 років тому +136

    I get my fashion advice from 2000th century robots. Is that bad?

  • @elizamardlin1782
    @elizamardlin1782 5 років тому +465

    love this but i don't think rose was 17, more like 19/20?

    • @crazycatladystudios
      @crazycatladystudios 5 років тому +117

      Yeah, I thought 19 cause that's what the doctor said to Charles dickens on xmas

    • @maraudersvids1718
      @maraudersvids1718 5 років тому +41

      LizzieLiberated shes 19

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 5 років тому +117

      "For the first *19* years of my life, nothing happened, nothing at all..."

    • @Sam-tw3ep
      @Sam-tw3ep 5 років тому +44

      Plus it doesn't matter because the drinking age when your not actually buying the drinks on site, so if your at home, is whatever your parents decide. In Britain that is.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +36

      I got it wrong - sorry :(

  • @shinybugg9156
    @shinybugg9156 Рік тому +5

    "I was just saying hello!"
    "For you, that's flirting."

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf Рік тому +4

    Jack: "Captain Jack-"
    The Doctor, halfway across the universe: **inhales**

  • @popcornpretzel6720
    @popcornpretzel6720 5 років тому +40

    7:00 "you too, huh?" the emotion in those two words 😭😭

  • @veggiesnake619
    @veggiesnake619 5 років тому +20

    7:18 I like the expression of utter despair on Sarah Jane's face in this scene. It's a strange contrast to Mickey and Jack.

  • @hanye5763
    @hanye5763 5 років тому +278

    Rose was 19 not 17 so she was fine to drink going by uk law

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  5 років тому +18

      IK I got it wrong... I'm so disappointed in myself... :(

    • @hanye5763
      @hanye5763 5 років тому +5

      spacemanedits dont be! Its a great video either way! Dont be so hard on yourself :)

    • @eeduranti
      @eeduranti 5 років тому +2

      Everyone is aloud ONE (1) mistake.

    • @Harldin
      @Harldin 5 років тому +4

      Only in America can you get your head blown off in a War at 18-20 but sit in a bar to have a drink.

    • @KrisFrost4359
      @KrisFrost4359 5 років тому

      Mick C In Iceland, you have to be 20 to drink. Well, the law says "to buy alcohol" because almost everyone has at least tasted it at 15 or 16.

  • @oliveraustin9072
    @oliveraustin9072 4 роки тому +37

    **captain jack flirting with everyone but me for 8 mins straight** :(

  • @MysteryGaming101
    @MysteryGaming101 4 роки тому +28

    Okay but does not one else see Jack checking Martha out at 2:00 😂 like, is that just me??

  • @kathleenvasey9499
    @kathleenvasey9499 5 років тому +200

    How?! How??!! HOW?????!!!!! Did you get it down to 'just' 8 minutes!? I never would've thought it possible😂😂😂

    • @veetijaakkola1200
      @veetijaakkola1200 5 років тому +13

      Its cause its only Doctor who ones, it doesnt included torchwood

  • @bcheeseey
    @bcheeseey 5 років тому +117

    Did you mean _every scene Jack Harkness is in?_

  • @tonymarshall3978
    @tonymarshall3978 5 років тому +37

    the only way this could be better is if the very last one was an out of context line from the Face of Bo. That would have made my day

  • @MysteryGaming101
    @MysteryGaming101 5 років тому +23

    Captain Jack: “Captain Jack Harkness”
    Doctor: “stOOOpIT”
    Everyone else: “I don’t mind.”
    Me: “David Tennant is cuter that ur flirty ass” * and bows *

  • @roboticspiderguy8901
    @roboticspiderguy8901 4 роки тому +59

    Just wait til he sees the 13th Doctor

    • @BenGHD
      @BenGHD 4 роки тому +10

      Funny you say that

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 4 роки тому +1

      Ballantyne Music they haven’t met yet

  • @maxscardanelli6185
    @maxscardanelli6185 5 років тому +10

    5:40 onwards had got to be one of my favourite DW moments ever. "You really don't want to know", cracks me up every time.

  • @elizabethmortensen2470
    @elizabethmortensen2470 5 років тому +27

    6:30 omg that made me fall on the floor laughing.🤣

  • @Morgan_Bush
    @Morgan_Bush 5 років тому +64

    i forgot how brilliant Trinny and Susannah were as robots

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 4 роки тому +33

    The best thing is, in his latest appearance, he kissed everyone he saw.

  • @Menagerie_OS
    @Menagerie_OS 2 роки тому +10

    I really wish we could have seen an interaction between Jack and 11. That would have been hilarious.

  • @ashlaliberte2770
    @ashlaliberte2770 5 років тому +19

    7:57 Was it just me, or did Jack kiss the doctor longer?!