We have yet to realise the true power of Hannah Kimberlee, for those numbers to be correct, they would've had to send over 392,000,000 accidental voice notes every second for about 70 years.
They also did that in the same weekend that they 100%'d No Man's Sky, discovering every planet, animal, and plant in every galaxy in the game, even those that were already discovered.
5:07 I loved how Matt delivers "HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO STOP THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS" as if it's about a literal meteor strike lmao But in all seriousness, that sounds like a pretty close-knit neighborhood, my place will probably just laugh their asses off if my mom did that :(
No they’re probably doing that they just didn’t want to make the parent feel too bad. Like if that was me I’d be laughing my ass off but wish them good luck.
the last one is actually so wholesome when you think about it. the whole community rly came together to express care for a member who was sick. love it
One time I just sent my friend 10 minutes of silence because I wanted to send them a voice message saying that they were the best friend I ever had but wussed out... My friend was genuinely terrified and didn't reply. :L
Years ago I used to get regular voice messages from some old drunk in jail. Apparently he thought I was his son and wanted me to bail him out every time he was arrested. He always started the phone call by saying "Hey Mike, it's your dad. I'm in jail again."
a friend of mine accidently sent a voice message of him saying: "yeah i know you want the donkey, but the cupcakes are just too much for now" what made it worse is that i then tried to text him about it and then sent a voice message of me just texting him before falling out of my chair
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm about to, and I know after that I'm going to spend the next 5 days laughing my head off 💀💀 Keep up the great content Matt!! Edit: I just watched it. So far, my predictions are correct.
Similar story, I once kept trying to swipe out of the texting bar thing, ending up typing "no no lol poo poo poo 💩" via the "swipe to type" feature and then hit send
One time I accidentally voice messaged my dad while my cats were fighting. He just got a voice message of my cats screaming and hissing and me yelling “STOP! STOP IT RED!”
I once practiced singing and recorded it as a horrible voice message but accidently sent it to my friends group instead of my group with only me in it, realized it after a day when everybody saw it
this man is the reason i always and without fail read 💀 as "SKULLEH MOH GEE" and i want to thank him for making my life that tiny bit more entertaining
How the actual F*CK can he say numbers and literal gibberish so calmly and like it’s normal? My dude could be a google translator with the way he speaks. I also have a story for you, Matt! So when I watch your “I had a stroke reading that” kind of videos, I always end up telling my mom what they say to the point she tells me to stop, I end up dying laughing and telling more anyway. I think my mom hates it 😂
what i love about 3:59 is that she remembers the exact date three years after the fact…. meaning she’s been haunted by the memory enough for her to remember the exact anniversary. FOR THREE YEARS
every time a video like this comes out im glad i dont use/have whatever causes bizarre and embarassing mistakes like these but damn am i glad they exist so that matt can give us great videos reading them off
Pro tip- for stomach bugs do not take anti diarrhea Meds. In the event that it’s food poisoning it will make it much worse and last much longer. That’s your bodies way of expelling bad bacteria from your gut.
I haven't accidentally sent a voicemail until yesterday. I tried calling my mom to meet with her after church, yet just as I did, I saw her. My phone froze, so I assumed the call didn't go out. (Her phone was off.) Then, like a minute later, I looked at my phone talking to her and thought I hung up, but didn't. Minutes later, I checked again and FINALLY hung up. So, I voicemailed my mom our entire conversation (though I did tell her). She decided to check it and stopped listening because she didn't like how her voice sounded through the phone.
I once sent a voice message whilst half asleep! Maybe asleep! 🤣 Listening to it in the morning was so funny! 🤣 I can't understand anything I'm saying in those messages but clearly what I was saying at the time made so much sense for me then 😂
This reminds me of when my mom sent to my family’s group chat that my brother forgot to close the garage, and that he was in big trouble, and I was reading it on my watch and accidentally sent the autofill text, “it’s all good!”. My mom was super confused. My brother and I still laugh about it though.
I remember I accidentally sent a voice message of me saying ‘om nom nom’ and then giggling to my friends group chat on Amino. Luckily they thought it was cute.
I accidentally sent a voice to text message of an entire 10 minute conversation to my group chat. It was the length of a book and probably the funniest thing they’d ever read.
Matt blesses us every time he uploads. It's like when you fart and your stomach ache goes away
this exactly
how poetic 😩
this is so true💀💀💀
god
its like when you fart.
I will never stop being impressed by Matt's commitment to properly reading off the absurdly large numbers in these tweets.
And reading keyboard smashes
And reading emojis
SKULL EMOJI
Yeah, it's funny as hell and relieves all stress you might have had at the moment!
He’s the human embodiment of a text to speech voice
@@mashedpotatoqueen and its the best
We have yet to realise the true power of Hannah Kimberlee, for those numbers to be correct, they would've had to send over 392,000,000 accidental voice notes every second for about 70 years.
They also did that in the same weekend that they 100%'d No Man's Sky, discovering every planet, animal, and plant in every galaxy in the game, even those that were already discovered.
Did you take the time out of your day to calculate that
🤓🤓🤓
🤓🤓🤓
she's better off throwing away her phone lmao
My condolences to Imraan
🙏🙏🙏
The world awaits to see how his bowel movements have improved
lol now not only does the neighborhood group chat know about his bowel movements, but all of us too
We must start a go fund me for his bowl movements
I’ve never felt such second hand embarrassment in my life.
5:07 I loved how Matt delivers "HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO STOP THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS" as if it's about a literal meteor strike lmao
But in all seriousness, that sounds like a pretty close-knit neighborhood, my place will probably just laugh their asses off if my mom did that :(
No they’re probably doing that they just didn’t want to make the parent feel too bad. Like if that was me I’d be laughing my ass off but wish them good luck.
Bless all their hearts, that was so wholesome
It was nice seeing how supportive they seemed.
big 'he needs some milk' energy
Well if they have a group chat they are probably
Accidentally sending your drug dealer a voice message of you talking shit about him is the most stoner thing I can possibly think of.
But what about calling them a sketch ball?
@@devincetee5335 even stonier
lma- wait drug dealer
lmao fr
(p.s. nice pfp, kikuo ftw)
Just want Imraan to know that everyone in this comment section is worried about his stomach bug🙏🙏🙏
bug🙏🙏🙏
the last one is actually so wholesome when you think about it. the whole community rly came together to express care for a member who was sick. love it
If you meant it as a joke i understand it but if you didnt they were most likely making fun of him and his mother
@@Contreth1313 i didnt mean it as a joke. i thought they were being genuine. honestly if it was a neighborhood of grandmas they may have been
Uh, pretty sure most of those people are Indian men.
The fact that Matt reads everything exactly how it's typed out makes his videos gorgeus
I wonder how he’d pronounce “gorgeus” 💀
@@renegadesofanarchy289 gor-goose
@@elisecode2212 gor-gee-oos
And it’s more accessible!
yup
I absolutely love how Matt read the three 💀s at 3:02 as if the person was actually saying something rather than just posting three identical emojis.
Yesss like the person was saying „girl no you didn’t?!” In skull emojis
Sound slick taunting
Like
"U called me a sketch ball" Why do they sound genuinely hurt. 😭
Matt reading emojies will never get old lol
2:53
*SKULL EMOJI*
Neutral face emoji
*SKULL EMOJHHIIII*
*c u s t a r d e m o j i*
Mf that last one is me. Whole day I’ve been wondering why people were asking me about my bowels smh
Hey there 👋👋. Now that this video is dedicated to you, how's your bowel doing? and how are you feeling now that the whole world is supporting you?
Hey bro are your bowels moving
How is your health now
Are you Sindhi ?
How are you doing Imraan? Are your bowels okay?
0:05 props for actually correctly reading the number
Two cursed years of A-Level Maths finally paying off 🙃
That and his impersonation of Arnold (OMG, what a cute floof ball he was holding!!!
I would like to wish Imraan a speedy recovery 🙏🙏🙏
One time I just sent my friend 10 minutes of silence because I wanted to send them a voice message saying that they were the best friend I ever had but wussed out...
My friend was genuinely terrified and didn't reply. :L
That's actually really sweet… Did you ever tell them they're the best friend you ever had?
@@NoriMori1992 yeah.. :)
@@mafuyume That was really cute, ngl 🥺🥺
Friendship goals right there.
sad
I hope Imraan is feeling better now.
Matt's impression of TEXT IN ALL CAPS is fricking helariuos!
Cheers, am certain my neighbours agree 😅
"helariuos" it's spelled "hilarious"
@@beyondobscure helariuos*
@@beyondobscure thank you, i don't care : )
@@beyondobscure No, it's Helariuos, the Greek god of spelling and grammar.
Thoughts and prayers to our fallen hero Imraan 😢
man i wish i had a community that was as supportive as that last one's. everyone was kinda concerned for him and were giving advice and everything
Years ago I used to get regular voice messages from some old drunk in jail. Apparently he thought I was his son and wanted me to bail him out every time he was arrested. He always started the phone call by saying "Hey Mike, it's your dad. I'm in jail again."
well, did you bail him out?
Did you give him advice?
a friend of mine accidently sent a voice message of him saying: "yeah i know you want the donkey, but the cupcakes are just too much for now" what made it worse is that i then tried to text him about it and then sent a voice message of me just texting him before falling out of my chair
BEAUTIFUL STORY LMAO
That sounds like utter chaos
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm about to, and I know after that I'm going to spend the next 5 days laughing my head off 💀💀 Keep up the great content Matt!!
Edit: I just watched it. So far, my predictions are correct.
You're going to watch this 1407.6433121 times consecutively? That is exactly what Matt's videos deserve
@@Kayrim_Borlan ugh thinking q Djh2r42 he hjjs h1 mf uh yhhu67
The legendary duo: Matt Rose and The CJ Planets
And when i thought hearing my own voice in videos is cringy and embarrassing enough, then i finally saw these tweets...
IT'S YOU
This videos are WAY better than doing homework
Pronouncing the numbers and then dropping the math is giga
I once sent complete silence to my mom. She was very confused
Similar story, I once kept trying to swipe out of the texting bar thing, ending up typing "no no lol poo poo poo 💩" via the "swipe to type" feature and then hit send
Oh geez,who did you send it to? 😂😂😂
"There are no accidents"
Wise turtle guy
"There are no guys." - Turtle
"There are no wise turtles"
-Accident Guy
"There wise are no accidents"
- Guy turtle
"Wise guy are no accidents"
-There turtle
One time I accidentally voice messaged my dad while my cats were fighting. He just got a voice message of my cats screaming and hissing and me yelling “STOP! STOP IT RED!”
I once practiced singing and recorded it as a horrible voice message but accidently sent it to my friends group instead of my group with only me in it, realized it after a day when everybody saw it
The way Matt is able to speak with so much emotion while speaking in a monotone voice at the same time is... impressive to say the least.
1:32 everyone who doesnt know the matt skull emoji meme must be so confused
4:42: Now people who watch this part of the video knows about his stomach bug as well.
Get well soon!
Matt sounds exactly what he looks like. It doesn’t happen often with UA-camrs.
this man is the reason i always and without fail read 💀 as "SKULLEH MOH GEE" and i want to thank him for making my life that tiny bit more entertaining
i think us matt rose fans should be called the skull emojis tbh
0:14
gotta love some good 'ol Matt-matics
thank you Matt for a new wonderful upload! no matter what it is, they never fail to make me smile :]
You never fail to make us laugh! LOL- Matt blesses us everytime~
When Matt uploads, my day always gets better
How the actual F*CK can he say numbers and literal gibberish so calmly and like it’s normal? My dude could be a google translator with the way he speaks.
I also have a story for you, Matt!
So when I watch your “I had a stroke reading that” kind of videos, I always end up telling my mom what they say to the point she tells me to stop, I end up dying laughing and telling more anyway.
I think my mom hates it 😂
matt's riff on "MYLEIFE" at 3:19 gives me life
1:58
That poor weed dealer.
Wow, what a weird sentence.
what i love about 3:59 is that she remembers the exact date three years after the fact…. meaning she’s been haunted by the memory enough for her to remember the exact anniversary. FOR THREE YEARS
Every time I watch another of Matt's videos I'm even more impressed how he's able to pronounce everything of this..
3:11 welcome to the noos *toilet flusushing*🎃
Flusushing
That's what it said?
Toilet flusushing
I can just imagine somebody publishing an article on the local newspaper about the last guy's stomach bug
I’m always impressed by the way Matt seems to always know WHAT each emoji is /is called (especially all the ones with faces lol 😂)
@@pvzmariosonica8fan I didn’t even know that was a thing!
'HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO STOP THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS!'
every time a video like this comes out im glad i dont use/have whatever causes bizarre and embarassing mistakes like these but damn am i glad they exist so that matt can give us great videos reading them off
MATT HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER GODLY TWITTER VIDEO LET US PRAY
0:35
No, no I am NOT writing this down for thanksgiving!
**nervous laughter**
And now I'm glad to have used voice messages only *once*
I like how wholesome the last one is. Tge fact that everyone is concerned is sweet
You saying "hey boooo, what’s good?" Is the best thing I’ve heard all freaking day.
try all you want, you'll never have a community as strong as the one Imraan Bhagoo belongs to
Matt's sheer persistence to read Utter monstrosities is absolutely beautiful. Keep it up, fellow tea-drinker!
Your delivery of the word “hammys” is impeccable
Matt Rose does many things, but I'd never expected him to make me feel bad for a weed dealer who got his feelings hurt.
God please keep uploading i literally get my daily source if hysterical laughter from you
1:20 is a beautiful happy little accident
That drug dealer actually sounded like they were really fucking hurt from that insult
Pro tip- for stomach bugs do not take anti diarrhea Meds. In the event that it’s food poisoning it will make it much worse and last much longer. That’s your bodies way of expelling bad bacteria from your gut.
I once accidentally sent a voice message to my sister, when I was using my phone and a seagull almost stole it.... you can only imagine
4:28 and the guy that only posts videos of you saying "ham" has got a new one to upload
Yep, I genuinely look out for hams to include for good ol WillBill now :)
I haven't accidentally sent a voicemail until yesterday. I tried calling my mom to meet with her after church, yet just as I did, I saw her. My phone froze, so I assumed the call didn't go out. (Her phone was off.) Then, like a minute later, I looked at my phone talking to her and thought I hung up, but didn't. Minutes later, I checked again and FINALLY hung up. So, I voicemailed my mom our entire conversation (though I did tell her). She decided to check it and stopped listening because she didn't like how her voice sounded through the phone.
Im impressed he managed to say the full number without stuttering a single time on the first one.
I once sent a voice message whilst half asleep! Maybe asleep! 🤣 Listening to it in the morning was so funny! 🤣
I can't understand anything I'm saying in those messages but clearly what I was saying at the time made so much sense for me then 😂
I've turned down the opportunity to visit multiple restaurants in my sleep. I think I've cursed my own mum this way before.
This reminds me of when my mom sent to my family’s group chat that my brother forgot to close the garage, and that he was in big trouble, and I was reading it on my watch and accidentally sent the autofill text, “it’s all good!”. My mom was super confused. My brother and I still laugh about it though.
Watching this while sitting in an Uber and I just accidentally recorded myself sniffling into the mic on a text to him….
please never stop reading out the keyboard smashes
I think I’m most offended at telling your dog you don’t really like them. That’s sacrilege.
1:52 had me laughing with how he said it
Matt will never disappoint, I always end up scaring the other people in my house with how much I laugh while watching his videos
Matt once again uploads and makes my school day a little bit less worse
Every time I think Matt’s run out of video ideas, here he comes again with another gem
once accidentally sent a voice message to my dad of me sneezing
The one where the whole community cares about the guy's stomach troubles is oddly wholesome
One of my favorite things about Matt's videos is how he reads out keysmashes
That ad campaign is 10+ years old but lives rent free in my brain for 10+ years
I remember I accidentally sent a voice message of me saying ‘om nom nom’ and then giggling to my friends group chat on Amino. Luckily they thought it was cute.
To be fair, Robert's msg at 3:37 sounds like the start of a romcom.
I accidentally sent a voice to text message of an entire 10 minute conversation to my group chat. It was the length of a book and probably the funniest thing they’d ever read.
They probably thought you are posessed
In the last few days, Matts videos are the only ones that bring me joy :')
1:15 not gonna lie that's my favorite part of the song
The dryer just stopped and it scary goodness.. wow
Matt, every day that you upload is an amazing day!
The dramatic pacing of that triple skull emoji. Very nice.
edit: THOSE triple skull emojis, plural. Damn.
i love how great he is at reading gibberish
That awesome moment when you see a skull emoji and you know a "skolla moji" is coming your way.
4:36 It's weird cause I'd do this but for advice instead of an accident
My humour is weird. The most harmless thing ("I can give you a spoon") made me laugh the most
ngl the last one was unironically wholesome imo
You remain one of few channels who can get me to laugh vocally 👍
4:03 WOAH WOAH CHILL WITH THE INAPPROPRIATENESS
FRRRRR 💀💀💀💀
Get well soon Imran, we the Mat rose viewers are wishing your well beings
1:45 I don't see what's wrong, she just said how he maker her feel.
That last one is honestly genuinely wholesome.:3
3:18 I HATE 🎶 my life 🎶