Worst things to accidentally text your boss

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  • @neim4565
    @neim4565 2 роки тому +11741

    Please someone make a remix of the “pointing down, cold sweats”
    we must add to Matt’s natural chaos.

    • @iwantyourgrandmayumyum1429
      @iwantyourgrandmayumyum1429 2 роки тому +485

      I was thinking that too! 😂

    • @Fvckallofyou1
      @Fvckallofyou1 2 роки тому +262

      A G R E E D

    • @c.d.x34
      @c.d.x34 2 роки тому +172

      Was just about to say the same thing.

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 роки тому +423

      *pointing down, cold sweet, pointing down, pointing down, pointing down pointing down, pointing down, pointing down*

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 роки тому +1985

      If anyone does do this please send it to me immediately at mattrose171@gmail.com thank youuuu

  • @francesca_dogs
    @francesca_dogs 2 роки тому +6748

    Oh god I can feel the anxiety of these people after sending these

    • @superknuckles9567
      @superknuckles9567 2 роки тому +98

      Yof

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 роки тому +115

      Same
      Also, *BANCH.*

    • @khou0
      @khou0 2 роки тому +29

      It's ok the bosses probably knew it was a misunderstanding

    • @crxziar
      @crxziar 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @redzed2038
      @redzed2038 2 роки тому +9

      Why are you telling God this

  • @thelemonguyonyt
    @thelemonguyonyt 2 роки тому +4479

    Matt is the only person who really knows how to make UA-cam texts funnier.

    • @Luke_Dalton
      @Luke_Dalton 2 роки тому

      @Adolfizzz0 Please shut up

    • @emmylia
      @emmylia 2 роки тому +13

      @Adolfizzz0 nah

    • @donkeys8433
      @donkeys8433 2 роки тому +4

      @@emmylia nice San pfp😩

    • @emmylia
      @emmylia 2 роки тому +4

      @@donkeys8433 ayee thanks lol

    • @thelemonguyonyt
      @thelemonguyonyt 2 роки тому +4

      @@IAmRacc Yes

  • @jaycampbell5145
    @jaycampbell5145 2 роки тому +910

    4:39 missed opportunity to have the general managers name as 'Jeneral manager' in their phone

    • @xxdrippinghaloxx1712
      @xxdrippinghaloxx1712 Рік тому +33

      Great minds think alike

    • @_sillicate
      @_sillicate Рік тому +49

      jeneral manajen

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini Рік тому +3

      bahahhhaha

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini Рік тому +2

      @aurororororo BAHAHHA

    • @lank5582
      @lank5582 10 місяців тому +5

      I assumed "Jen" was already a cutesy abbreviation in this case. Could be wrong

  • @sitcomchristian6886
    @sitcomchristian6886 Рік тому +144

    Another reason I love having kids. Many of these could plausibly be blamed on my toddler playing with my phone lol

  • @obviousbear1289
    @obviousbear1289 2 роки тому +2082

    Kinda a reverse in my case.
    Our HR department once accidentally sent the monthly pay sheets for the entire company to the company wide mail adress- instead- of just our boss. Fun times. Fun, informative times.

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine 2 роки тому +419

      Can't imagine the conflicts that could've spawned.. 💀

    • @MorningMeasure
      @MorningMeasure 2 роки тому +80

      Same thing happened at the company i used to work for, lmao!

    • @albarnie1168
      @albarnie1168 2 роки тому +178

      "accidentally"

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 2 роки тому +257

      CEO: 😰
      Also, don't hesitate to discuss wages with coworkers. The only ones who suffer from that, are managers when they realize they can't get away with discrimination anymore.

    • @you_got
      @you_got 2 роки тому +8

      😬

  • @sanashi27
    @sanashi27 2 роки тому +4062

    Hearing you read the keysmashes and the emojis is always entertaining. Especially the keysmashes cause you always read them perfectly (and actually take time to read them out, too!).
    I've been watching a bunch of short video compilations lately where some people just use text-to-speech to narrate stuff and I usually don't like them but it'd probably be bearable if the voice was yours. I mean the part in this video where you read out all of those emojis sounds like you were about to rap and it wasn't annoying to listen to.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +10

      @Adolfizzz0 yeah, free him from life

    • @-.starfilled_galaxy.-
      @-.starfilled_galaxy.- 2 роки тому +7

      Wait why do you watch them if you don’t like them-

    • @ProfAbyss
      @ProfAbyss 2 роки тому +4

      @@-.starfilled_galaxy.- either those videos are more entertaining than the others, or they just watched them for the sake of it.

    • @sanashi27
      @sanashi27 2 роки тому +6

      @@-.starfilled_galaxy.- The ones I watch are asmr order packing videos. I find them fun to watch and they're usually compiled by someone here from tiktok. Not all of the videos in the compilation use text-to-speech but some do.

    • @felinoidrose
      @felinoidrose 2 роки тому +2

      i like how he follows some of the speech patterns a text to speech would use in huge blocks of text

  • @ThylerXD
    @ThylerXD 2 роки тому +2078

    i like matt's dedication of reading out an entire paragraph of emojis one by one

    • @calxcalibur
      @calxcalibur 2 роки тому +1

      @Adolfizzz0 are you a bot?

    • @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164
      @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 2 роки тому +46

      And making it sound fire

    • @genericuser5523
      @genericuser5523 Рік тому +12

      Hes able to speak keyboard smashes i wouldnt be surpirsed at he reads out each emoji he has a power most cant imagine possessing

    • @tsunpie
      @tsunpie Рік тому +5

      baguette

    • @MrFourchords
      @MrFourchords 9 місяців тому +1

      @@tsunpie baguette

  • @mallow2429
    @mallow2429 2 роки тому +202

    4:05 that beat tho 💯💯🥶🥶🔥🔥

  • @vxjessi
    @vxjessi 2 роки тому +186

    5:34 THE SILENCE WHEN THE PHOTO WAS SHOWN

  • @rachelmayes3064
    @rachelmayes3064 2 роки тому +1230

    Holy shit, I was the screaming slugs one. I can't stop laughing, I never thought I'd be in one of these!

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 роки тому +57

      But Why 4 specifically?

    • @reverie8836
      @reverie8836 2 роки тому +174

      that reminded me of the time i was bleeding and having heatstroke in a campground bathroom and when i texted my mom for help her phone kept sending me gifs of little bears saying good job.

    • @rachelmayes3064
      @rachelmayes3064 2 роки тому +189

      ​@@PhantomGato-v- I remember opening up the messenger and they were just there, I assume they got clicked on while my phone was in my pocket.

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq 2 роки тому +148

      I thought that one was kinda adorable. So many inappropriate and somewhat private messages, and then there's just four screaming cartoon slugs

    • @aceccc2529
      @aceccc2529 2 роки тому +30

      How can I find those screaming slug images? They’re so cute!! ^^

  • @cardvello
    @cardvello 2 роки тому +2186

    I just couldn’t imagine accidentally sending something you weren’t supposed to your boss 💀

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 роки тому +160

      SKULLEMOJIIIII

    • @Robospy1
      @Robospy1 2 роки тому +113

      S K U L L E M O J I

    • @djvos1787
      @djvos1787 2 роки тому +67

      SKULL EMOJI

    • @melonachii
      @melonachii 2 роки тому +51

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @SaidHead2
      @SaidHead2 2 роки тому +44

      SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 2 роки тому +242

    I love the “HUH” from the boss. Really the only proper response to any of these lol

    • @TheRealLF2
      @TheRealLF2 6 місяців тому +10

      Time of the boss saying “HUH” 5:28

  • @cooperhickman9650
    @cooperhickman9650 2 роки тому +64

    Had me dead when he said BANCH 💀

  • @Makkiebobo730
    @Makkiebobo730 7 місяців тому +36

    4:12 What a fire beat

  • @Frostfern94
    @Frostfern94 2 роки тому +1090

    I once texted my old boss "Stop fucking messaging me or I'll kill you"
    Well, about as well as someone half asleep CAN message someone. He apologised and said he'd leave me alone and when I woke up I had to profusely apologise and explain I was trying to text my sister, not him. She kept waking me up and I don't deal with that very well.
    I also once sent my boss from another job a meme of a picture of a naked cat on a sofa, watching TV, with the caption "Hey, bestie! It's me!"
    He deserved that.

    • @Dumbird0
      @Dumbird0 2 роки тому +211

      Respect for the boss for backing off.

    • @crystaledwards8854
      @crystaledwards8854 2 роки тому +49

      Yikes, you need to chill out.

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 2 роки тому

      just mute your phone god damn

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 2 роки тому +1

      @@crystaledwards8854 you’ve never told a sibling to f*ck off?

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 Рік тому

      @@crystaledwards8854 You need to shut it.

  • @tacohead8543
    @tacohead8543 2 роки тому +254

    Mum texted her boss: You haven't shown me the bedroom yet! I'll expect to see it tomorrow, right?
    She meant to text the person that she was trying to reng a house from.

    • @catsonbrooms
      @catsonbrooms 2 роки тому +29

      oh... oh no....

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 Рік тому +8

      Oh my God... the intrusive thoughts that would have ensued...

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 2 роки тому +605

    My friend sent something to his fiancée once that was (apparently) very much inappropriate. However, for a second he thought he sent it to not-his-fiancée. During that time he was hoping that, if he sent it to the wrong person, that it was to our boss. She has a quirky sense of humor and is friends with him outside of work, so she would've understood. XD

  • @derrick8629
    @derrick8629 2 роки тому +74

    5:05 can confirm I did not receive the text

  • @T101G
    @T101G 2 роки тому +357

    I really hope someone makes a text-to-speech engine based on matt's voice, complete with 100% accurate keyboard smash recognition

  • @thesprawlingdentisteffigy
    @thesprawlingdentisteffigy 2 роки тому +570

    the venom one has me in fucking tears

    • @candycxne4
      @candycxne4 2 роки тому +27

      same

    • @markfromfacebook
      @markfromfacebook 2 роки тому +84

      honestly if someone sent me that i'd hire them immediately

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 Рік тому +21

      WHO DIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 Рік тому +7

      ⁠​⁠@@fierytigergaming8112 we were looking for Jonathan regarding a potential job interview. Thank you

  • @icedteadermant
    @icedteadermant 2 роки тому +231

    4:00 damn didn't know Matt Rose could rap faster than Eminem

  • @ldawg7117
    @ldawg7117 2 роки тому +66

    "different color pointing down.." that whole part is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a couple days lol

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub Рік тому +10

    Not sending Rodrigue unintentionally flirting to your boss' wife

  • @brigand7355
    @brigand7355 2 роки тому +16

    If I was the boss' wife I would be perfectly happy with receiving an unsolicited screenshot of Rodrigue Fraldarius.

  • @vivian-je3st
    @vivian-je3st 2 роки тому +132

    I just want a Matt Rose voice narrating my life tbh.

    • @lindasanders6928
      @lindasanders6928 2 роки тому +1

      This is Vivian sleeping waking and brushing teeth (now matt rose has to say it)

  • @bananaboi3454
    @bananaboi3454 2 роки тому +179

    The stress these people must have gone through after sending these accidentally, I would literally die on the spot

  • @ttheone3518
    @ttheone3518 2 роки тому +275

    My friend (who’s polish btw) sent a screenshot of a chapter from an excplicit book she was reading in polish and eccidentaly sent it to her boss. Thankfully he couldn’t speak polish so she got away with it

  • @AlexDawn-_-
    @AlexDawn-_- 6 місяців тому +8

    "poindapoindapoindapoindacoldsweats"
    Truly Inspirational, Matt

  • @Pearlycarpus
    @Pearlycarpus Рік тому +49

    4:41 I guess you could change your managers contact name to….. Jen-eral manager

  • @Ellwoo
    @Ellwoo 2 роки тому +641

    Matt never ceases to amaze me with his ability to read either:
    1) Absolute gibberish
    Or
    2) Multiple emojis over and over again.

  • @thatplankoverthere6453
    @thatplankoverthere6453 2 роки тому +58

    “Keyboard smashes are considered youthful?”
    Matt looks around fearfully

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +4

      I did not see fear.
      I saw hope!
      At 48, I really felt that 🙂
      Oh, and woeriogneoringqwoie

    • @ItsLucy_GD
      @ItsLucy_GD Рік тому +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I agree, vkpjciygsihxojvgyz

  • @Elite_Teach
    @Elite_Teach 2 роки тому +48

    Love when Matt reads 💀 as “skullamoji”

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +25

    The benefit of having ADHD is you _will_ consciously pick your files and double-check you’re sending the right one. Because you know you will fuck up so easily if you don’t.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 3 місяці тому

      Have ADHD. Can confirm I’ve made mistakes talking to not my boss but secretaries.

  • @_notquitehuman_
    @_notquitehuman_ Рік тому +8

    4:38 the fact that they didn't even think to call her "jeneral manager" is criminal

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 2 роки тому +182

    3:08 I literally screamed. Now everyone in the house wants to know what's wrong and the dogs are barking and cats are running around
    💀💀💀💀

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo 2 роки тому +28

      And then cat knocked over the vase and set the house on fire as the military dropped the nuke on the house!!!! #tumblrmoment

    • @IntrepidFraidyCat
      @IntrepidFraidyCat 2 роки тому +1

      @@Linux_MissingNo Noooo...just a simple pressure cooker bomb. 💣🙈

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +19

      @@Linux_MissingNo That's a little extreme.
      Pretty sure everybody clapped, though.

    • @milly5568
      @milly5568 2 роки тому +12

      skullamoji

    • @cantbelieveitsnotredacted1117
      @cantbelieveitsnotredacted1117 2 роки тому +10

      SKULLAMOJI X4

  • @kindness_cat6212
    @kindness_cat6212 2 роки тому +110

    4:30 rapping

  • @yairsense
    @yairsense 2 роки тому +159

    5:28 the way you showed this one made the final picture 10* more hilarious. Legit made me crack up

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic 2 роки тому +22

      Indeed. His comedic timing is in point.

    • @SailorDonut
      @SailorDonut 2 роки тому +9

      Of everything in the video, that's the one I rewound 3 times and just cackled over and over. Especially when I noticed it was sent at 2:30 am

    • @clairebearcomp
      @clairebearcomp Рік тому +1

      Wait I’m confused😭

  • @pochipella
    @pochipella 2 роки тому +35

    04:24 rap song

    • @edis0088
      @edis0088 Рік тому

      I was about ti comment this

  • @whoaismael
    @whoaismael Рік тому +11

    The dedication that Matt puts into making different voices and acting them out perfectly… and reading paragraphs of emojis… simply perfect.

  • @pistachicat3352
    @pistachicat3352 2 роки тому +150

    Somebody must make a rap for 4:20

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 2 роки тому +87

    See, some of these can be pivoted out of without too much awfulness (“I’m so sorry you and my mom/my friend have the same name”, “I’m sorry that was a typo”, etc), but some I would probably just send an email with the subject RE: Text Message Earlier and the opening line “I am resigning”

  • @supercat4539
    @supercat4539 2 роки тому +26

    Imagine the boss responding to “babe ur fine af”

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Рік тому +11

    0:45
    "Sorry, I can't come in today. Dobby died."

  • @infectedpotato117
    @infectedpotato117 2 роки тому +9

    3:51 bro the chicken caught me so off guard LMFAO

  • @kiddiestrangler_v2
    @kiddiestrangler_v2 2 роки тому +236

    i accidentally sent my father's boss a photo of my father💀

  • @mrcurlywurly9338
    @mrcurlywurly9338 2 роки тому +64

    Imagine being about to get a promotion and you send an image of shreck on accident and then getting fired LMFAO

  • @AmyKoopa
    @AmyKoopa 2 роки тому +22

    Love how you can fluently speak gibberish

  • @angelofpetals
    @angelofpetals 4 місяці тому +12

    1:39 I guess they felt a little...𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on such a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 day.....

    • @augustoof13
      @augustoof13 3 місяці тому +7

      Looked for this comment, literally the first thing I found when searching by newest
      Knew someone was gonna make the joke lmao

  • @calcifer6142
    @calcifer6142 2 роки тому +34

    3:30 WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE IS PRINtED OUT AND PUT UP IN MY HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S BATHROOM

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 2 роки тому +102

    3:54 Poetry.

  • @whocares269
    @whocares269 2 роки тому +62

    I love Matt's consistency to Jason Stathams uwu voice 💀

  • @Changanator
    @Changanator 2 роки тому +31

    1:54 this is the funniest thing ive seen all day

  • @a-random._account1
    @a-random._account1 Рік тому +5

    "pointing down" and "cold sweats" doesn't sound like words anymore

  • @Amy_the_Lizard
    @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому +34

    I think the best part is that a few of the bosses just kinda rolled with it

  • @cat21860
    @cat21860 2 роки тому +23

    Luckily the worst thing I ever sent a former boss was a picture of my dog being cute without context.

  • @DANNY74125
    @DANNY74125 2 роки тому +126

    4:12
    BOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDABOYDA

  • @mouhiazeck
    @mouhiazeck Рік тому +2

    "We WERE looking for Jonathan."
    savage

  • @hushfur
    @hushfur 2 роки тому +5

    5:40
    that made me bust out laughing, not just because of the picture, but because you didn't say anything at all and only left it there for a second lmaoo

  • @shadic950
    @shadic950 2 роки тому +31

    I don't care what anyone says, Matt. You will forever be considered one of the younguns.

  • @zachgaines8349
    @zachgaines8349 2 роки тому +26

    One time i texted my boss "ayo I'm going to the dispo you want any weeeeeeed?" It was meant for my mom, who has a medical card but doesn't get out of the house much.
    I was a taxi driver at the time. Just about the only thing I wasn't allowed to do was smoke weed. My boss just pretended to have never gotten the text.

  • @naranciaghirga9260
    @naranciaghirga9260 2 роки тому +5

    4:01 The fact you were able to read this without missing a single emoji or tripping over your words is absolutely astounding

  • @elliewuzzup7689
    @elliewuzzup7689 2 роки тому +2

    FFF is freaking awesome. That person's boss should feel BLESSED to witness the extraordinary splendor that is flat chonk gator!

  • @trovulnyan3370
    @trovulnyan3370 2 роки тому +29

    Matt Rose trying to skate is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @Xorrrrr
    @Xorrrrr 2 роки тому +24

    That one with the doctors note though- 😭😭😭

  • @cry_about_it..
    @cry_about_it.. 2 роки тому +52

    we can all agree mat is the funniest when it comes to people mistaking stuff.
    cheers man!

  • @cristiannicolas5349
    @cristiannicolas5349 2 роки тому +5

    This video is:
    ✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
    ✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
    ✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
    ✔ Other

  • @AtlanticGiantPumpkin
    @AtlanticGiantPumpkin 2 роки тому +36

    Once I had a mental health crisis and missed four weeks of online college without saying anything. About thirty minutes after my professor told me I could get a second chance if I wrote the essay he assigned in two days, I accidentally sent him a screenshot of a quiz result I got that said I was most like Dean Winchester from Supernatural and I sent it with the text “I DO NOT WANT TO BE DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH” and wanted to FUCKING *DIE.*

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 Рік тому +4

      Laughing for a solid minute there thanks 🤣
      Hope youre doing better though

  • @ionic7777
    @ionic7777 2 роки тому +16

    I think that last one wasn’t too bad, it seemed a little wholesome even

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 2 роки тому +16

    The chicken emoji sound effects at 3:54 made me cry laughing for a good 5 minutes.

  • @crispycarrot576
    @crispycarrot576 2 роки тому +83

    I love your vids man, you make such fun content. You're the best.

  • @derpymule7977
    @derpymule7977 2 роки тому +3

    Just consider: the oldest gen z members are in their early to mid twenties, so there’s probably a concerning amount of gen z bosses out there

  • @keeneire
    @keeneire 2 роки тому +2

    I once accidentally sent my boss a celebratory message about finding a new job.

  • @lsbigshot
    @lsbigshot 2 роки тому +5

    That was a PERFECT chicken noise. 10/10

  • @KingSaysHello
    @KingSaysHello 2 роки тому +16

    Once, my friend accidentally added his boss to our friend group chat. When we all asked for names the boss was so confused, then the friend realized what happened.

  • @lucinfernos
    @lucinfernos 2 роки тому +10

    matt's imitation of the chicken emoji is gonna become my new alarm clock sound

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq 2 роки тому +2

      I hope there will be more chicken emojis in future videos so I can hear that sound more often

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere 2 роки тому +3

    The keysmashes are always the best part of these videos! Please, never stop reading them the way you do!

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 2 роки тому +7

    Im lucky enough that all my bosses have been prettt chill, so accidental texts have never been a big deal. Last week however, my boss accidentally sent me a pic of police lights in his rear-view mirror and then a text saying "DUI again lmao"

  • @norbertsreignofterror9418
    @norbertsreignofterror9418 2 роки тому +7

    I accidently send an entire groupchat of my coworkes/boss a screenshot of bram stokers dracula with a detailed caption explaining why the punctuation almost makes it sound like there are gay lovers at the end.

  • @SMF64
    @SMF64 2 роки тому +14

    4:04 ayo this is fire when are you gonna put this on Spotify?

  • @ILiketoDerpAround
    @ILiketoDerpAround 2 роки тому +7

    I was jamming out to the "pointing down cold face" thing in the middle of class, and everyone thought I was listening to some rap music. I love these videos and the shenanigans they make in my daily ife.

  • @jaydeepaquette1022
    @jaydeepaquette1022 2 роки тому +3

    Lmao “Was walking along and accidentally text my boss ‘Mmm….ehh….BA-CAWWWW!!!”
    I love Matt’s willingness to go as far as he does for the comedy of it. xD

  • @marbleperson
    @marbleperson 9 місяців тому +1

    Whoever it was missed the opportunity to call their general manager "jeneral manager"

  • @Otamatube
    @Otamatube 2 роки тому +18

    We need a video about people reading things incorrectly

  • @dipskiff
    @dipskiff 2 роки тому +28

    Someone should make a rap with Matt’s “pointing down, cold-sweat” beat
    Oh didn’t know someone already said this lol

  • @thee0112
    @thee0112 2 роки тому +45

    Let's be honest, Matt is the kind of guy we all aspire to be. Messy hair, probably hasn't slept in a while, can make impossible-to-do voices, and can say things no one (and I mean NO ONE) else can say. Keep it up mate!!👏👏

    • @-_Nifi_-
      @-_Nifi_- Рік тому +1

      Working on the sleeping part cuz his vids are too funny to stop watching

    • @annimemeiro
      @annimemeiro Рік тому

      ​@@-_Nifi_-Same!

  • @Foam42
    @Foam42 Рік тому +1

    pointing down colds sweats gotta be the best song ive ever heard fr fr

  • @Funnynewsguy20125
    @Funnynewsguy20125 Рік тому +11

    4:47 this is why i put last names in my contacts.(note; I have two people named Jaxon in my contacts)

  • @dollie.luv333
    @dollie.luv333 2 роки тому +10

    My dad tried to text his boss “I will hop on the trolley” and said “I will hop on the toilet”

    • @donbisbo
      @donbisbo 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😁😄😅

  • @B77L
    @B77L 2 роки тому +76

    1:09 B A N C H

  • @Zethrona
    @Zethrona 2 роки тому +7

    Damn anyone who says a message this long ( 4:28 ) out loud has my respect for how hard that would be on the lungs

  • @uiinpui
    @uiinpui 2 роки тому +5

    This guy has more patience than the narrator of "The Stanley Parable"

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 2 роки тому +5

    My boss and my boyfriend have the same name, the result is me texting my boss
    -wtf you need to eat something besides pasta all the time (he said he’d consider It)
    -hey thanks for checking im still a piece of garbage 🚮
    -get soap for the kids bathroom
    -CAN YOU CARROT CAKE 🥕?!? *make

  • @leamonty2992
    @leamonty2992 2 роки тому +5

    I love how these videos are not just reading but Matt sprinkles in his own stuff

  • @hannahmay498
    @hannahmay498 2 роки тому +8

    Other way round. Had my boss message me thinking I was her cowboy landlord. She got very heated in the message.

  • @Tri_thedingus
    @Tri_thedingus 2 роки тому +7

    Looks like venom brushed his teeth for once XD

  • @brokenphone7261
    @brokenphone7261 Рік тому +2

    imagine how anxious you would be to text your boss venom with human teeth and still live to it to this day.

  • @-_Nifi_-
    @-_Nifi_- Рік тому +3

    “We’ve looked at things accidentally sent while studying and things accidentally sent while trying to get a job. Well now the job is yours so for god’s sake please don’t send anything else-”
    MATT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FURBY STOP BEING SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS I NEED TO SLEEP 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-_Nifi_-
      @-_Nifi_- Рік тому

      Edit: it’s 2:00 pm now I may watch your vids XD

  • @kyloforshaw8400
    @kyloforshaw8400 2 роки тому +8

    the amount of time ive fallen asleep on my phone and woken up to very weird stuff is just, yeah im probs gonna have a story like this one day. i nearly sent my friend a message that was just "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...etc" for absolutely paragraphs but luckily my face didnt like the send button. it just liked the 'a' button.

  • @natesullivanw24
    @natesullivanw24 2 роки тому +12

    I meant to invite a coworker to a bar on his lunch break and accidentally sent it to my boss and was like, “That was meant for someone else, but you can come have pizza too if you want “ trying to make it look like I wasn’t inviting my coworker to drink on the job. My boss declined