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If I have to read one more comment saying “Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos?” I will forcefully gouge my eyes into the corner of a table
Honestly. If some dude I was talking to online sent me that Shrek gif or the cowboy tipping his hat, I'd actually feel more at ease, because it gives off more of a 'friendly goofball' vibe rather than 'vaguely creepy' - which is how a seductive wink gif emoji would come off to me. But maybe that's just me...
Everyone keeps discussing Matt Rose showing up in their dreams, and I finally had a Matt Rose dream so I think I'll share: for some absurd reason, I had a dream where it was halloween and I was trick or treating (haven't done that in ages so this is already pretty weird). In front of one house was Matt Rose, dressed up as a giant traffic cone, with maracas. There were no eye or mouth holes, it was just a giant version of a traffic cone and Matt was inside. We chatted for a bit, and he'd shake the maracas occasionally (they were the kind that goes more like ts ts rather than ch ch if you know what I mean). *I am so fucking confused*
I once had a dream where I was talking to a friend and a little kid who looked exactly like him appeared behind him. I pointed him towards the kid, and he looked at it and looked back at me with a creepy knowing smile and didn't say a word. I still wonder about this.
One time, my dad tried to send me a Gravity Falls gif when we were rewatching the series, but he didn’t watch the gif all the way through. The gif started with Wendy giving Dipper the “see you next summer” note, but the gif edited it to contain a suggestive fanart of Wendy instead.
Believe it or not, yes, it sometimes is. I’ll never understand the whole “terrorizing your siblings” thing. Joking around, playing pranks, sure, but deliberately triggering a fear or theirs? No way. (Then again, I grew up pretty much as an only child, so maybe I don’t have the right kind of perspective.)
Bro this morning I accidentally sent a gif of a cat running into a window in a serious conversation. Watching other people get humiliated makes me feel better :D
I vaguely remember accidentally sending a gif of a guy running in the snow without any clothes in a Discord server Only one person actually saw it, thankfully.
@@MemesterRobotEmoji i know i find it funny you also naturally speak like that(as in not making a character speak or anything that would otherwise change the way you speak)
Hey Matt! I have a video idea. What if you did strange urban dictionary definitions? Like definitions that have nothing to do with the actual word, definitions with spelling errors or just downright strange ones
@@Matt_Rose I binged your videos while bleaching a pair of pants once, it took me a lot of time because I wanted to be sure they wouldn't be ruined in the process, and I can testify that they do, but I can't get enough of them. Many times I've woken up people because your videos make me laugh out loud making a lot of noise, you're my drug Matt
My mom once texted me that she was having horrible cramps and I accidentally sent her that gif of Buddy the Elf running into the “Worlds Best Cup of Coffee” shop and yelling “You Did it! Congratulations!” instead of a more appropriate gif I had in mind. It’s now a running joke in our family and we always quote that scene when we’re being sarcastic.
These have me chuckling while I'm about to have to call the ambulance cuz I can't breathe. Thanks for keeping my panic levels down and spirits up. This cold or whatever it is is a nightmare.
@@FlawedPefection right. A couple friends of mine are sisters and one of them is scared of clowns and the other sister always sends her clown pictures 😆
Believe it or not, some people are decent human beings. If my sister was scared of clowns, there’s no way in hell I’d purposefully send something like that. Not every sibling relationship has to consist of pranks.
Okay, but if someone tried to console me, and randomly sent me Papyrus, spinning in a toilet, it would work perfectly. My friends and partner, all love to just make me laugh, when I'm feeling down, and I always just sit there like "I hate this, but also I love you for it."
i once tried to send my freind a virtual hug gif when they were going through something, i forgot to watch the thing all the way through and didnt realise it ended in a fnaf foxy jumpscare
My mom did this once a few years ago, she was trying to hire someone to mow the lawn and was messaging someone who could possibly do it. My mom had just gotten a new phone and accidentally sent a gif of two guys from Jersey Shore sharing a milkshake. The person stopped responding after that.
HELLO and I promise I will never, ever ask you this again but please consider subscribing if you have not already! Simply so that next Monday I might bless you all with the unbridled carnage of my Cooking with Matt 640k subscriber special. Thank you love you 💀
First:)
PLEASEEE
cook banana with cheese
Love you too 😳😳
YAAAAY
matt sounds like the kind of guy who would eat any non food item as long as he was dared
Genuinely true I once swallowed a handful of pearls 👍
@@Matt_Rose tasty, yummers
"matt i'll give you a quid if you drink that hydrochloric acid"
@@Matt_Rose Oh yeah?? i dare you to eat a croissant then
True.
Can we just appreciate the eyeballs he puts into these videos
No, I think he takes the eyeballs out.
This is my favorite comment
Yes
the waht now
my favorite comment ever
I once sent a gif of a grandpa kicking a kid into a pool instead of a get well soon gif
💀
i think id prefer that tbh 💀
@@Matt_RoseSKUUUUULLLLLLLLL EEEEMOOOJIIII
if i was sick that would cheer me up even more 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Well, they say laughter is the best medicine!
I sent a gif to my mum saying”Hope you sleep well” and a picture of Kirby holding a knife.
☠️
I wonder what the first thought that popped into her head was
@@LobsterMobster25 it was along the lines of “ahh”
Sometimes you just have to threaten people with self care
hell naw get outta dare gurl hehe BRUV WHY DID I DO DAT PUT SKULL EMOJII HERE AUSDHDFHGDFGHDFGDHGDIPFFDFJD FNAF IS GOOD ASFDFUHFUADS
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos?
(Say goodbye to your eyeballs)
Liking only because of the "say goodbye to your eyeballs" at the end
I hope matt bans you from commenting on his channel.
Cringe
I'm so glad I read this comment after the corner comment oml
lmao i saw the other comment before this one
Can we just appreciate the amount of videos he puts into our eyeballs?
I know it’s been 8th months, but underrrated comment.
Accurate tho
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos? (I want you to rip out your eyes)
ANOTHER BRO JUST REFERENCED THE COMMENT SECTION
This has longtime Pinterest user energy
"Scrape, scrape, scrape your eyes, scrape your eyes today!"
@@thefancyghost2891 don’t call me that it’s dumb as hell
@@ITAC85 I know that vid😂
I think it's safe to say we all appreciate the effort Matt puts into these videos (eyesight's overrated anyways)
Wtf is your profile picture?
A human, duh
thank you for easing my anger a little after seeing that stupid comment
This comment is awesome
Ah, yes. The counter attack to floor!!'s comment. It's beautiful
I've found it. The greatest Matt Rose 'skull emoji' sequence of all time. No skull emoji can top this one. We have peaked as a species.
Huge words. I thank you 💀💀💀💀💀
@@Matt_Rose You're very welcome skuuuulllemmmoooojjjiiiii
@@Matt_Rosemagic words I have for you
SKKUUUULLLLL EMOOJJJIIIII
Coming out in theaters September 5th 3025
honestly i think it's pretty hard to top SKUUUUHHHHULLLLL EMOOOOUJJI but it comes close
@@Matt_Rose SKULLEMOJIIII
I usually hated Mondays. That was before Matt Rose blessed me every Monday with his divine presence.
I cant believe Garfield is a fan of matt rose
It’s garfing time😋
If I have to read one more comment saying “Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos?” I will forcefully gouge my eyes into the corner of a table
same. shit's so annoying
Yes its so annoying
they're all bots :\
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos?
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts in these videos?
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts into these videos? (bye bye eyeballs)
bro just referenced the comment section
@@thefancyghost2891 sob
@@jack-the-threader BYEBALLS
@@beek.4860 Say goodbye to your balls, I am taking them jon
Missed opportunity to say eye eye byeballs 😔💔
Can we just appreciate the amount of effort he puts in these videos? (hope you didn’t like your eyesight)
I swear Matt can make anything hilarious just by reading it in a silly voice
you dont even need the 'in a silly voice' like if matt reads it out its gonna be funny lol
It was a great day for the world when he discovered his "ALL CAPS" voice
@@stevenswapp4768 ikr 💀💀💀
Sometimes when I see a scaremongering, wildly inaccurate news headline, imagining it being read aloud by Matt makes it less depressingly awful
Skulimoji-Skulimoji-Skulimoji-....
Can we all just appreciate the effort he puts into making these videos?
(Your eyes. Hand 'em over.)
The fact that your profile pic is one of the GIFs from this video- 💀
Like iono would say, your eyes are mine.
Your eyeballs are mine-caught in my Electroweb!
Your eyeballs are mine -- caught in the side of the table!
I SAW THIS COMMENT WHEN I SAW YOUR PROFILE- 😭
3:11 Matt's "skull emoji" is getting deadly, he is far too powerful and needs to be put in a special SCP containment chamber for our safety
bot
@@brennen_14 how would that work
It’s getting stronger
The Skull Emojis Are Perfectly Timed At The Explosions
I’ve seen you in nearly every comment section I’ve checked out in the last week and it says you made your account only a week ago like wtf
can we just take a moment to appreciate the videos he puts into these eyeballs? (bye bye effort)
Good ending: My effort is gone, but I still have my eyeballs
I don’t think anyone here is appreciating how much effort he puts into these eyeballs
I do so like this Matt Rose fella. I should like to be his friend. He seems like the type of guy who'd do anything "for a lark"
Very true. This is why I am always injured 💀
@@Matt_Rose just like me fr
First I thought it said 'I do not like'
@@Matt_RoseSKUUUUULLLLLLLLEMOJIIIIIII
Can we just appreciate how much effort Matt puts into his videos? (I’m gonna feed your eyes to my furby)
Y U M M Y
Can we just appreaciate the effort haleyc1189 puts into his eyes?
With this comment section he won't be able to do that for much longer
Can we appreciate the effort he puts into this videos
(Eye, eye byeballs 💗)
NOOOOO MY BALLS
Honestly. If some dude I was talking to online sent me that Shrek gif or the cowboy tipping his hat, I'd actually feel more at ease, because it gives off more of a 'friendly goofball' vibe rather than 'vaguely creepy' - which is how a seductive wink gif emoji would come off to me. But maybe that's just me...
Also the warthog is more interesting than “hello”. I’ve just never sent anyone a gif though
Everyone keeps discussing Matt Rose showing up in their dreams, and I finally had a Matt Rose dream so I think I'll share:
for some absurd reason, I had a dream where it was halloween and I was trick or treating (haven't done that in ages so this is already pretty weird). In front of one house was Matt Rose, dressed up as a giant traffic cone, with maracas. There were no eye or mouth holes, it was just a giant version of a traffic cone and Matt was inside. We chatted for a bit, and he'd shake the maracas occasionally (they were the kind that goes more like ts ts rather than ch ch if you know what I mean). *I am so fucking confused*
aaaaaand now we're getting a video on Matt Rose dreams. how lovely.
LMFAO
@@wozaow haha
I once had a dream where I was talking to a friend and a little kid who looked exactly like him appeared behind him. I pointed him towards the kid, and he looked at it and looked back at me with a creepy knowing smile and didn't say a word. I still wonder about this.
@@robinrehlinghaus1944oh boy, yikes. You're definitely haunted
5:02
one of my favourite screams from matt
Hes powerful
"FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK"
@@dankultimate3929 * STOPP. FUAAAAOCK!!!!
Same
One time, my dad tried to send me a Gravity Falls gif when we were rewatching the series, but he didn’t watch the gif all the way through. The gif started with Wendy giving Dipper the “see you next summer” note, but the gif edited it to contain a suggestive fanart of Wendy instead.
4:00 The silence was loud
Can we all just appreciate the effort he puts into these videos? (have eyeballs will gouge)
0:17 You know, I actually... wouldn't mind being sent a GIF of a skeleton in a cape spinning around in a toilet when I'm feeling down.
I dont know why but this comment makes me lose a bit of hope for humanity
That is Papyrus from undertale and honestly same
you'd love undertale
1:47 his Shrek impression is the best my ears have ever heard💀
Can we just appreciate the amount of effort Matt puts in his videos? (WHEN YOU GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS I WANT THEM)
Sending the wrong anything to anyone brings a pain to your soul.
Can we just appreciate the amount of effort Matt puts into his videos? (At least you have your hearing)
Me and my friend laughed so hard at this both our throats hurt like hell now. Thanks. "I think this is the most I've cried while laughing." Her words.
3:24 Yeah, that hamster gif was totally out of place.
Hi Ralsei
I know, right?
Hi ralsei
3:35 Nothing is accidental when you terrorize your siblings.
Believe it or not, yes, it sometimes is. I’ll never understand the whole “terrorizing your siblings” thing.
Joking around, playing pranks, sure, but deliberately triggering a fear or theirs? No way.
(Then again, I grew up pretty much as an only child, so maybe I don’t have the right kind of perspective.)
@@kittykat90190 if you know you know...
Bro this morning I accidentally sent a gif of a cat running into a window in a serious conversation. Watching other people get humiliated makes me feel better :D
I vaguely remember accidentally sending a gif of a guy running in the snow without any clothes in a Discord server
Only one person actually saw it, thankfully.
If someone had sent me that winking cowboy gif I'd plan a date immediately
0:19 eh, papyrus spinning in a toilet works well for that
Papyrus: “I Accidentally Flushed My Spaghetti Down The Toilet! I Am Going To The Sewers!”
@@MemesterRobotEmoji papyrus apparently speaks in queen deltarune now
@@vannillaAJofficial204 It’s Just A Joke I Made
@@MemesterRobotEmoji i know
i find it funny you also naturally speak like that(as in not making a character speak or anything that would otherwise change the way you speak)
NYEH HEH HEH
Hey Matt! I have a video idea. What if you did strange urban dictionary definitions? Like definitions that have nothing to do with the actual word, definitions with spelling errors or just downright strange ones
Hell yeah I need this, think he could potentially get a goldmine out of that one honestly
That would be hilarious!
But no skull emojis 😢
@@goolgepl2112 💀
Charizarding would be a great urban dictionary find
2:13 that scream just made me spill my tea everywhere 💀
...B!
"I accidentally sent my drug dealer a gift of a bear blowing a kiss"
Lmao
*WAIT WHAT*
Can we just appreciate how much effort he puts into these videos? (i made a gravestone for ur eyes)
1:07 I am _crying_ over here! That's too amazing!!
3:43
Bro fr just openly told the world they be buyin drugs- 💀
FORREAL
matt even after spending an entire day listening to your voice for this mf animation im working on im still not bored of ya 💪😎
icl i think ive spent about 8ish hours on it so far 💀💀
@@j_cannot_type That is insane, eight solid hours of my voice will turn anyone's brain to cardboard
@@Matt_Rose matt i just checked it again and its been almost 6 hours just today, so its probably closer to 10 hours actually 😻
i am going insane rn you were right about the cardboard this is actually making me lose my sanity LMFAO
@@Matt_Rose I binged your videos while bleaching a pair of pants once, it took me a lot of time because I wanted to be sure they wouldn't be ruined in the process, and I can testify that they do, but I can't get enough of them. Many times I've woken up people because your videos make me laugh out loud making a lot of noise, you're my drug Matt
My mom once texted me that she was having horrible cramps and I accidentally sent her that gif of Buddy the Elf running into the “Worlds Best Cup of Coffee” shop and yelling “You Did it! Congratulations!” instead of a more appropriate gif I had in mind.
It’s now a running joke in our family and we always quote that scene when we’re being sarcastic.
4:09 made me laugh
“gOiNg InTo A FiYaH” 😂
I dunno bout you but a gif of Papyrus The Skeleton swirling in a toilet would 100% console me if it were sent to me mid-breakdown
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts into these videos? (something about eyes getting ripped out)
I love the character and personality into these little narrations. So much better than most of this genre on UA-cam
Can we just appreciate how much effort he puts into these videos?
(Hope you didn't like having eyes)
Matt Rose is one of those UA-camrs that as soon as they release a new video you drop everything else and watch it
So true!!
matt rose is the best kind of chaotic chaotic. the ultimate chaos alignment
wow that was fast, love your work dude keep it up
this comments section reads like a tumblr reblog chain and it’s simultaneously surreally disorienting and viscerally amusing
I think the last person is in a relationship with their soulmate. The texts are just perfect!
Matt has the perfect voices for the perfect sentences it’s just so elite this man needs an award!!
My sense of humor is completely obliterated and Matt’s videos are the only things that can make me laugh out loud any more. Papa bless
As someone who has many many cursed gifs saved, I know I must be very careful so I always double check.
you never fail to cheer me up and make me laugh after a bad week, love you matt, you're amazing 😭😭💚
Love ur vids ❤
Always make me piss myself laughing
Finally not a first comment
@@Whiplash_636 👀
You should see a doctor about that poor bladder control and stock up on diapers.
@@PrettyH8Mach1n3 thanks 🙏
These have me chuckling while I'm about to have to call the ambulance cuz I can't breathe. Thanks for keeping my panic levels down and spirits up.
This cold or whatever it is is a nightmare.
I also have a cold rn, you are the most relatable person at this moment
Same here I keep laughing and coughing
Yeah cuz I'm really going to believe the clown gif sent to a sister that's scared of clowns was an accident! 🤣
I was thinking the exact same thing! If my sister did that, I would have a VERY hard time believing it was an accident! Lol
@@FlawedPefection right. A couple friends of mine are sisters and one of them is scared of clowns and the other sister always sends her clown pictures 😆
Believe it or not, some people are decent human beings. If my sister was scared of clowns, there’s no way in hell I’d purposefully send something like that. Not every sibling relationship has to consist of pranks.
@@kittykat90190 good ones do 🤣 it shows your love.
Can we all just appreciate the effort he puts into these videos 💀
I always do. Don't need to be told to though.
Man's getting eyes gouged out with these comments
Speaking of wrong GIFs... Wanted to send a cute cat GIF to my mom. Accidentally sent a rickroll.
Can we all appreciate the eye-fort he puts i to these videos?
This is fate worse than accidentally airdropping a random person.
2:47
''I W A N N A D O B A A A D D
T H I N G S W I T H Y O U . . ."
Like my comment for REAL you f u c k i n g twats.
0:44 I have a feeling this guy enjoys having breakfast
DAS WHAT IM SAYIN
his dad's probably bald
@@OCEANN2009 and has cancer
Breaking Bad refrence!!!
@@Red_Platinuum Bravo vince
A Matt Rose upload on my birthday is the best gift ever! Love the vids matt!
Cheers, have a great Birthday mate! 🥳
Okay, but if someone tried to console me, and randomly sent me Papyrus, spinning in a toilet, it would work perfectly.
My friends and partner, all love to just make me laugh, when I'm feeling down, and I always just sit there like "I hate this, but also I love you for it."
I once sent a coworker a gif that said "Happy Birthday" without watching it all the way through - it ended with "I love you"
Can we give a round of applause for the amount of skull emoji Matt puts in these videos? (I'm not sorry)
Can we just appreciate the effort i put into this totally not generic comment? Truly outstanding
I always love Matt’s accents and voices
Um .... that's just his voice and his accent.
@@travelwell6049 Forgot to include impressions which he did do in this video
That's why you NEVER hurry when writing to people important to you. Always take things slow and make sure they're good.
2:52 i was drinking water out of the tap (dont question it) and i spat it out because of this
Why were you drinking straight from the tap?
@@JustYourLocalNoob i told you not to question it
@@c0zmozys imma question you anyways
@@JustYourLocalNoob no
Is that a wild boykisser
These videos get funnier every week. I was pissing myself over this for the entire 5 minutes and 5 seconds
Skull emoji tally: 5
3:07
Immense emotion was in that "STOP" at the end
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the effort he puts into *GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS NOW*
Idk why but I love the way he pronounced "SKULL EMOJI"
Ngl anytime I've received a wrong gif it always makes me laugh cuz it'll be the most random stuff that ain't even related to a conversation
Can we just appreciate the effort he puts into these videos (eyes are always on sale on the black market)
1:00 I JUST SENT THIS GIF TO MY BOSS, NOOOOO
Rip :(
STANKY LEG
Saying that you can't come to bed is such a powerful move
i once tried to send my freind a virtual hug gif when they were going through something, i forgot to watch the thing all the way through and didnt realise it ended in a fnaf foxy jumpscare
😨
The “STOP” at the end sounded like he was genuinely begging
2:23 was the funniest imo.
Fr I died😂
@@emmabozarth1625omg same 😂😅
0:19 honestly, papyrus spinning in a toilet would be enough consolation for me
3:05 is also the noise i make when i'm confused
Once again I'm wiping away tears of laughter.🤣 Thank you so so much Matt.
3:51
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE YET LMAO
*"SToNKy LeG"* will live rent free in my brain until the day I die 💀
My mom did this once a few years ago, she was trying to hire someone to mow the lawn and was messaging someone who could possibly do it. My mom had just gotten a new phone and accidentally sent a gif of two guys from Jersey Shore sharing a milkshake. The person stopped responding after that.
Can we…no I will spare your eyes for another day.
Can we appreciate how much effort he put into these videos?
Can we just appreciate the effort that is put into these videos? (Eyeballs? More like Bye-Balls! wait no-)
Yes. Goodbye, balls.
Idk why that MAAMAA one caught me by surprise and now i cant stop laughing and tears are streaming out of my eyes
1:41 if I got a puppy gif I'd text back