"I accidentally sent THIS instead of my resume/CV" - a collection from Twitter

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  • @W.H.V.
    @W.H.V. 3 роки тому +7374

    If somebody submits their Tetris high score instead of their resume, you'd better hire them right then and there.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 3 роки тому +478

      Depends on what it is don't wanna hire someone whose bad at Tetris

    • @moonlightnymph7975
      @moonlightnymph7975 3 роки тому +116

      kinda curious what their high score was

    • @Kyara7
      @Kyara7 3 роки тому +79

      Battle in PPT2 and if they beat you they get the job

    • @birdman7192
      @birdman7192 3 роки тому +85

      @@Kyara7 If they beat you they get your job

    • @iikeeley8743
      @iikeeley8743 3 роки тому +11

      What if it's like 69, pretty low score.

  • @pharoahcaraboo9610
    @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 роки тому +16966

    if you put your extreme kink fics in the same folder as your resume thats on you, honestly

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +1476

      Why do people have all these things in their downloads....

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 роки тому +911

      IT'S LITERALLY PANIC AT THE DISCO RPF 💀

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому +970

      Yeah, I don't get it. I keep my resume and other job-related stuff in their own folder. Keeping it in downloads or desktop or anything else where crap ends up is asking for trouble.

    • @blobfish2611
      @blobfish2611 3 роки тому +516

      and then they hire you with a smaller email saying ''we dont need your resume anymore''

    • @jordanr.2120
      @jordanr.2120 3 роки тому +261

      @@haveagoodmourning seeing that doc title brought back all of the memories of those dark bandom corners that even *i* never touched.

  • @SkeletalSpyro
    @SkeletalSpyro 3 роки тому +5487

    5:28 honestly sending in your DND character sheet implies it's the character applying for the job and I don't know about you but I'd hire the dwarf bard over some regular dude any day

    • @nilevelum
      @nilevelum 3 роки тому +123

      Hell yeah

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +377

      Lmao. Watch them come into work cosplaying as that character. Like someone just walks into work with a bow and some fake elf ears or someone who’s shorter comes in and just says their a halfling lmao.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +36

      @Matix 777 Lmao work spees

    • @shohaammaiti6170
      @shohaammaiti6170 3 роки тому +68

      What if it's a man eating hungry orc with a particular taste in bosses.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +73

      @@shohaammaiti6170 Consume the greedy capitalists

  • @BenMarcWilliams
    @BenMarcWilliams 3 роки тому +661

    Sending your resignation letter or an Excel spreadsheet of all your rejections instead of your cv sounds like something out of a sitcom where the writers really like irony.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay Рік тому +13

      So basically every live-action American sitcom since about 1990 or so.

    • @bravingthehallways8169
      @bravingthehallways8169 Рік тому +7

      Sounds like something George Costanza would do..🤣

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 10 місяців тому +3

      It seems like something Niles Crane would do if he had to apply for a new job
      He just doesn't seem like he'd be very good with computers

  • @lyricthomas4613
    @lyricthomas4613 2 роки тому +581

    ENEMA FANFIC GIRL HERE TO SAY: I don’t care how embarrassing this experience was, this has given me and my friends amusement for so many years

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner Рік тому +73

      I dont even want to ask why it was on your computer

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Рік тому +46

      At least the fanfics I read are about fictional characters rather than real-life celebrities

    • @sharklover2984
      @sharklover2984 Рік тому +14

      your name is lyric?

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Рік тому +21

      It blasted me back to my p!atd fic-reading days

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Рік тому +22

      why *were* they next to each other lmao

  • @dotmp4353
    @dotmp4353 3 роки тому +10515

    I don't know why but the sheer range of ridiculous shit people have saved on their computers partially restores my faith in humanity

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 3 роки тому +56

      Glad I can help XD

    • @RedshirtAfficionado
      @RedshirtAfficionado 3 роки тому +83

      Frankly it reduces mine

    • @IaIaIanopipipi
      @IaIaIanopipipi 3 роки тому +226

      You have no idea of the unholy amount of random shit I have on my phone. More than 26k photos. 50% proud, 50% should beg for pardon.

    • @cakeeyplayz
      @cakeeyplayz 3 роки тому +58

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 is that a fake read more!?!?
      Read more...

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 роки тому +9

      @@cakeeyplayz No

  • @dolphin_of_death9344
    @dolphin_of_death9344 3 роки тому +6189

    The "pissing on my grave" one really got me. One time in 8th grade, instead of sending my teacher a video of a rube Goldberg machine I made, I sent her one of me baby-talking to my cat about science.

    • @josiah9712
      @josiah9712 3 роки тому +864

      How do you baby talk to a cat about science? “Oh good kitty, didn’t you know force equal mass times acceleration?”

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 3 роки тому +527

      @@josiah9712 “meow.”

    • @thepoet6888
      @thepoet6888 3 роки тому +532

      “Who’s a good kitty cat, If John took 12 applews and a train coming at 4.12 miles at 5 o’clock. Calculate the sun’s mass.”

    • @whyamidoingthis5236
      @whyamidoingthis5236 3 роки тому +185

      Shame you didn't send me the footage. I could have used it for my a-level English language investigation

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 3 роки тому +50

      I'm glad I'm not the only one it got. I laughed so hard at that it hurt.

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace 3 роки тому +2733

    So many of these must seem like threats to the employer

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 роки тому +194

      Especially the spongebob one

    • @alihughes3728
      @alihughes3728 3 роки тому +138

      The communist manifesto for what is probably an office job ...

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 3 роки тому +266

      The submachine gun would concern me greatly

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому +260

      Imagine getting sent someone's fucking spine

    • @MathematicalJoeBiden
      @MathematicalJoeBiden 3 роки тому +188

      and the nude might seem like a bribe

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +296

    If you’re the kind of person who keeps enema fanfic on your computer you need to bury it a few folders deep, not only to avoid situations like these but also just out of common decency.

    • @anne-zh2kd
      @anne-zh2kd 2 роки тому +15

      It's your computer. Ya want enema fanfic, you have some enema fanfic.

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 2 роки тому +23

      yeah, especially THAT enema fanfic. it's surprisingly well-written, but it's still a milk enema with two members(one former) of Panic! At The Disco

    • @seignee
      @seignee Рік тому +8

      @@thereyvan ...what is a "milk enema"

    • @SeamButton
      @SeamButton Рік тому

      @@seignee milk up the ass, not the bottle, the liquid j wish I didn't know.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +23

      I mean, if it's enema then burying it deep is part of it's job, no?

  • @declan5073
    @declan5073 3 роки тому +149

    1:16 has to be one of the most accidentally genius passive aggressive CVs I've ever seen
    I love it how there's three categories
    - Randomness
    - Attack
    - wtf is that doing in the same folder

  • @autumnjunebug
    @autumnjunebug 3 роки тому +3576

    as soon as i read "ryan was kneeling in the bathtub" and heard "enema fanfic", i felt sheer panic burst through my veins at light speed

    • @suneater_zeef050
      @suneater_zeef050 3 роки тому +498

      i had to google because i didn't know the word "enema" in english and now i feel like my entire innocence has been disrupted despite enemas not being the worst thing ive read about

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 3 роки тому +185

      Oh God I was so glad I hadn't heard that sentence in years and then...

    • @vixonimus1089
      @vixonimus1089 3 роки тому +321

      JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.
      I WAS HAVING A NICE DAY.
      WE WERE *ALL* HAVING A NICE DAY.

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 роки тому +86

      Would someone kindly explain what that is

    • @vixonimus1089
      @vixonimus1089 3 роки тому +215

      @@dabestorkposta i would advise against that; it is absolutely for the better that you do not know.

  • @MezephelesArt
    @MezephelesArt 3 роки тому +3908

    I want an explanation as to why "the problem with pissing on my grave is that you eventually run out of piss" made me laugh so hard my whole body hurt.

    • @Animotion3D
      @Animotion3D 3 роки тому +63

      you're not alone ):)

    • @alanaflynn8878
      @alanaflynn8878 3 роки тому +66

      That exact one I had to pause and rewatch the delivery. Absolute gold

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 3 роки тому +6

      Funny

    • @ELing-ib1ki
      @ELing-ib1ki 3 роки тому +101

      because Margaret Thatcher

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 роки тому +25

      I don't think I'd run out tbh

  • @boughsoffolly
    @boughsoffolly 3 роки тому +9496

    How can one person be so confident in themselves that they'd have their nudes and CV on the same device let alone have them close enough to confuse them

    • @hamburgerbroz6439
      @hamburgerbroz6439 3 роки тому +1034

      i actually like to give them the same name as well, for a bit of an extra challenge

    • @Sonja147
      @Sonja147 3 роки тому +96

      @@hamburgerbroz6439 😂

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 3 роки тому +615

      Not confident enough to put their nudes in their CV though smh

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +247

      Job search roulette
      sometimes, you gotta live a little

    • @stannosaurus
      @stannosaurus 3 роки тому +24

      I feel bad for the employer 🥲

  • @marshtomp8
    @marshtomp8 3 роки тому +81

    I feel like the image of Ditto is a power move. It says "I can do anything", very bold.

  • @berrycade
    @berrycade 3 роки тому +149

    I think we ought to begin hiring people based on their Tetris high score

    • @elmark3550
      @elmark3550 2 роки тому +6

      The world would be a better place

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Рік тому +3

      Do people with a maxout get automatically hired?

    • @robloxplayer943-g2s
      @robloxplayer943-g2s 3 місяці тому

      @@Xnoob545 yes

  • @OwlsAreCool1609
    @OwlsAreCool1609 3 роки тому +883

    i once sent my teacher a picture of bill nye with the text "consider the following: Pee your pants" instead of an assignment on accident. That teacher didnt like me before and certainly didnt like me after.

    • @OwlsAreCool1609
      @OwlsAreCool1609 3 роки тому +76

      @Richard Traviz Celones i got an F on an assignment i actually did. It wasnet awsome

    • @angelicgalaxy4534
      @angelicgalaxy4534 2 роки тому +10

      @@OwlsAreCool1609 Why didn't your teacher like you?

    • @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu
      @uwuLikesEyebrowsuwu 2 роки тому +35

      Bro I know for a fact I have that pic saved saved somewhere on my computer. Teacher should have given you an A+ on the spot. Top tier meme.

    • @tricksfollies9549
      @tricksfollies9549 2 роки тому +20

      If I was your teacher, I would've laughed my ass off and given you an A.

    • @HattieMcDanielonaMoon
      @HattieMcDanielonaMoon 2 роки тому +18

      @@tricksfollies9549 You'd get fired for that

  • @moykurs
    @moykurs 3 роки тому +2357

    Im goign to create a folder called “CV ROULETTE” on my computer. most of the files are copies of my CV but some are shitposts. it’ll make getting a job a bit more exciting

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +510

      Its all fun and games until you get hired by a place you sent the shitpost to

    • @suneater_zeef050
      @suneater_zeef050 3 роки тому +159

      that's hilarious, good luck

    • @ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710
      @ernestoagapitogarcesconyad1710 3 роки тому +144

      @@StuffandThings_ then its even more fun and games

    • @GDNashit
      @GDNashit 3 роки тому +75

      It's already bad enough to apply by sending your CV 100% of the time...

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 3 роки тому +17

      this thread had me in tears :'D

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 3 роки тому +8192

    I would hire every single one of these people on the spot.

    • @jeffboy4231
      @jeffboy4231 3 роки тому +556

      I would especially hire the guy wanting to have a...
      *Chat*

    • @an_amazing_ace7810
      @an_amazing_ace7810 3 роки тому +313

      This is why you aren't in charge of hiring people.

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 3 роки тому +266

      @@an_amazing_ace7810 sorry sir will i get the promotion next week instead?

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 3 роки тому +133

      Don't know if hiring the girl that sent her nude would be a good idea or not.

    • @abnormallylargemonkey9334
      @abnormallylargemonkey9334 3 роки тому +42

      Even the person that sent a nude?

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 роки тому +84

    A D&D character sheet is still a resume of yours, just not your IRL one.

  • @rampageblizzard
    @rampageblizzard 3 роки тому +54

    Nothing sparks more fear in me than “Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub”

  • @figmentisms
    @figmentisms 3 роки тому +589

    "huge amount of respect, but just in case it wasn't on purpose" LMAO

  • @HeroOfTimpani
    @HeroOfTimpani 3 роки тому +1295

    I remember being so upset that I sent a resume with 1 misspelling to a potential company during my job hunt in my last semester of college.
    I feel better about that now.

    • @MiguelMitchelMichiel
      @MiguelMitchelMichiel 3 роки тому +126

      I can send the politest emails ever and still worry about coming across as rude.
      How could someone, let alone as many people as in this video, fuck up so bad??

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +80

      @@MiguelMitchelMichiel Well to begin with, they're on Twitter

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 3 роки тому +19

      @@MiguelMitchelMichiel and second you're probably canadian

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator 2 роки тому +26

      @@MiguelMitchelMichiel
      There are so many people in the world, chances are what we saw was just a fraction of a fraction of the shit that happens. Now I kinda feel a tiny bit sorry for the HR people dealing with job applications, maybe.
      I might start doing it on purpose now after seeing this.. Those 'entry-level' jobs paying barely above minimum wage but requiring 5+ years of intense and specific experience in a random field. Yeah, expect some weird shit in your inbox.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 2 роки тому +10

      @@MiguelMitchelMichiel Yeah. Or I wonder, "Did I start it right?"

  • @therighttrousers343
    @therighttrousers343 3 роки тому +1512

    Sending the WWE logo instead of a CV is a pure power move.

  • @thedestroyasystem
    @thedestroyasystem 3 роки тому +44

    “Enema fanfic” was not a genre I needed to know existed

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 2 роки тому +14

      for your own good, just forget it ever existed. trust me

    • @anonymouscat3772
      @anonymouscat3772 2 роки тому +4

      @@bogwife7942 yeah let’s just pretend that never happened

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 7 місяців тому +2

      maybe it's for the best you didn't know

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton 5 місяців тому +3

      There's fanfic of everything. _Everything._

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 2 роки тому +24

    I just love the guy that went "I dunno why you sent a us picture of Simon Cowell with a beer, but huge amount of respect for that."

  • @ravenID429
    @ravenID429 3 роки тому +555

    “Twitter: helping you feel better about your mistakes in life”
    I think that’s the opposite of what Twitter does to people…

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 3 роки тому +2

      @Gizmo Cat Yeah at least they have that lol

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +38

      Depends on how you use the website. If you simply observe the cesspool instead of diving into it, that statement has some truth to it.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 3 роки тому +8

      @@StuffandThings_ Depends on where you go I guess

  • @CorndogBrownie
    @CorndogBrownie 3 роки тому +1117

    The resignation letter is one of the better ones.

    • @Daro-Wolfe
      @Daro-Wolfe 3 роки тому +44

      That entire part of the video I could not stop laughing

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 3 роки тому +113

      Damn dude quit before he was even hired. That's when you know the work environment is bad

    • @tangentfox4677
      @tangentfox4677 3 роки тому +112

      "We've received your resignation and have decided to reject your job application on the grounds that you will be leaving us in two weeks."

    • @PoptartParasol
      @PoptartParasol 3 роки тому +9

      The parking ticket really got me

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 3 роки тому +9

      Plenty of them made me laugh, but that was the only one that made me laugh with tears.

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 3 роки тому +1022

    No wonder unemployment is so high right now.
    Also if I were to hire someone, I will certainly hire the person who sends me a Jamie Oliver recipe. That man's a legend.

    • @timetraveler_from_2012
      @timetraveler_from_2012 3 роки тому +87

      If somebody sends me their enema fan fic then I would hire them out of fear

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 3 роки тому +24

      It's like picking dodgeball teams. I call the guy that sent Simon Cowell with a beer!

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 2 роки тому +8

      But he fucked up Egg Fried Rice, how can you trust man that fucks up Egg Friend Rice?
      Also, the Algorithm is really funny sometimes...

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 2 роки тому +1

      @@Schregger well, everyone makes mistakes

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola 2 роки тому +5

      @@GageLeFox i call the one that send the WWE logo

  • @rubikthegeek2138
    @rubikthegeek2138 3 роки тому +47

    Are we gonna just gloss over the fact that this girl sent the milk fic to her boss?? 💀 💀

  • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
    @yourlocalfestivefurry354 3 роки тому +101

    imagine just looking through resumes and seeing the entire communist manifesto

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому

      Torn between wanting to hire someone who will accept not being paid and understanding that they would expect to not work either... And before you defend communism, they don't accept furries in USSR, anything except traditional family sent you to Siberia.

  • @fealubryne
    @fealubryne 3 роки тому +748

    I was having a really terrible day but this made me laugh and I actually feel better now. So thank you, and all the people who sent weird things to potential employers, you at least made one person happier.

  • @trueaidooo
    @trueaidooo 3 роки тому +511

    A lot of these you might be able to laugh it off if you have a cool boss but the person who sent their own nude absolutely has to just move on and never think about that company ever again

    • @badwolf4239
      @badwolf4239 2 роки тому +55

      Unless they're applying for nude modeling jobs.

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 2 роки тому +69

      I wouldn't move on, I would just move.

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 2 роки тому +15

      At that point just love out of town,no state,no country

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah but the fanfic stuff might be worse god osnfhfjd

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 2 роки тому

      So bad

  • @jakobkerman1247
    @jakobkerman1247 3 роки тому +643

    Am I the only one who finds it weird that a lot of those people somehow managed to, out of all the files, send the absolute worst ones you could send to your employer?

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 роки тому +153

      probably at least half if not more of them are fake, although they're still _incredibly_ fucking funny

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 3 роки тому +147

      honestly i could see it happening. some people don't clear out their downloads folder and don't rename their files, so it only takes one mouse slip for them to accidentally pick "image (9).png" instead of "image (8).png" and upload the last meme they sent instead of their resume.

    • @nayussysuccer
      @nayussysuccer 3 роки тому +39

      This hasn't happened to me cuz I always double check but my files are so disorganized that it may happen at some point

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 3 роки тому +89

      Considering the sheer number of people applying to jobs, there's always gotta be people who sent the wrong thing and people who sent the worst thing

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 роки тому +6

      It’s because of most of these are prob fake 😭

  • @1kuzuki
    @1kuzuki 3 роки тому +46

    4:39 respect to these people actually letting them know and… I think they might’ve gave them a second chance xD

  • @hyper-revenge-sio
    @hyper-revenge-sio 3 роки тому +28

    Hearing "enema" then seeing the name was such a quick shove into repressed memories and fear

  • @JasonPullara
    @JasonPullara 3 роки тому +263

    I applied to a job with a soup recipe and still got three interview invitations. No joke, I spoke about it on my linkedin.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 роки тому +43

      Was it a really good soup recipe?

    • @noori2105
      @noori2105 3 роки тому +18

      @@hawktalon7890 probably

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +15

      Was it in the food industry, perhaps?

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 3 роки тому +20

      Either they really liked your soup or they were desperate for employees

    • @Rose-ec6he
      @Rose-ec6he 3 роки тому +20

      @@cumunist2120 Or desperate for soup, perhaps

  • @ninawth
    @ninawth 3 роки тому +864

    "Skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji-skull-emoji"

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 3 роки тому +686

    I'm saving that scrunchy Kermit pic. My scrunchy Kermit folder grows stronger every day...

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 3 роки тому +47

      why do you have a scrunchy kermit folder

    • @Dazork04
      @Dazork04 3 роки тому +108

      @@gaspshichat why don't you have a scrunchy kermit folder

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 3 роки тому +18

      @@Dazork04
      troo

    • @terrarr
      @terrarr 3 роки тому

      😳

    • @endertobias1908
      @endertobias1908 3 роки тому +3

      @@gaspshichat for a freind

  • @CrazyCatBeanie
    @CrazyCatBeanie 2 роки тому +105

    Okay, the only mistake that I can see genuinely happening is the “coronavirus statistics in September 2020” one, because if both the CV and the coronavirus statistics were labelled as CV in the documents folder (and then maybe coronavirus one had “_09_2020” to the end of it, or something like that) then I can understand accidentally attaching that instead of the CV. Anything else was just plain stupidity

    • @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8
      @Jhfisibejoso8pkabrvo2is8 2 роки тому +8

      That's why that's one of the funniest, imo. It's so....genuinely plausible, I can't help but to laugh

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 2 роки тому +17

      A lot of people don't rename documents so they'll have an file named dhjab_1663.png and 627dhak_rhha_agaj.pdf(2) and one is their CV and one is a meme and they misclicked

  • @nikothelittlelamb
    @nikothelittlelamb 3 роки тому +12

    The person that sent a resignation letter be like: "You can't hire me, I quit!"

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 3 роки тому +468

    in fairness to the guy who uploaded their resignation letter, it does sort lexographically close to resume

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому

      Only for the first three letters…

    • @steepslopesmm2
      @steepslopesmm2 3 роки тому +35

      @@DeathnoteBB what else are you going to have between resume and resignation in your folder

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +1

      @@steepslopesmm2 Not those two

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому +47

      Imagine receiving a fucking resignation letter as a résumé. I'd feel so fucking threatened.

    • @LeopardMask12
      @LeopardMask12 2 роки тому +9

      And they're two things likely to be found in the same folder, since they're both job-related. I can see the confusion happening, yeah.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +1363

    The biggest question is: Why do people have all these photos and videos in their download folders?

    • @nakazatotakeshi4286
      @nakazatotakeshi4286 3 роки тому +86

      What do you expect it's from Twitter users

    • @mimipeahes5848
      @mimipeahes5848 3 роки тому +178

      @@nakazatotakeshi4286 Bro we’re in a youtube comments section is now the time to throw stones.

    • @gairisiuil
      @gairisiuil 3 роки тому +147

      @@mimipeahes5848 people in in yt comments dont live in glass houses though, they just dont live in any house

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 3 роки тому +13

      somepeople mentioned it being on their desktop for easy acces

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +20

      @@gairisiuil never have I seen such a good metaphor for UA-cam comments.

  • @beau8782
    @beau8782 3 роки тому +711

    i once had to write a whole ass paragraph about computers n shit and i accidentally attached an ed sheeran in a gingerbread suit image and i got a 10/10

  • @HaniiPuppy
    @HaniiPuppy 3 роки тому +21

    4:53 - Christ, he looks like a cross between Daniel Radcliffe and David Tennant.

  • @evjog_s9617
    @evjog_s9617 2 роки тому +15

    1:54 love that he actually pronounced it "ic an't"

  • @eggyrepublic
    @eggyrepublic 3 роки тому +691

    How do you even attach an image when a resume should be a PDF

    • @emmat4416
      @emmat4416 3 роки тому +162

      Maybe theyre freaks that save text files as images

    • @plainlyabrick
      @plainlyabrick 3 роки тому +68

      my downloads are photos and pdf's mixed

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 3 роки тому +31

      Maybe the file name is too lomg for them to see the extention name?

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 3 роки тому +53

      Windows and macOS hide file extensions by default for some reason. Maybe people never tweaked the settings of their respective file explorer.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 3 роки тому +9

      Most of my photos save as PDFs automatically

  • @binglese
    @binglese 3 роки тому +393

    Pro tip: make a folder on your desktop that's called "CV", "resume", something along those lines. The only file that should be in it is your resume. This is so there is no way in hell that you accidentally send them furry futanari enema porn instead of your resume.

    • @Redokev
      @Redokev 3 роки тому +56

      name every folder CV/ resume and its gonna be really fun

    • @EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit
      @EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit 2 роки тому +44

      I have mine titled appropriately, filed in a specific subfolder, in my important document folder. I honestly don't know why more people don't do this.

    • @mangle9143
      @mangle9143 2 роки тому +46

      That's so specific it almost sounds like it's from experience

    • @meekleaf1346
      @meekleaf1346 2 роки тому +16

      Instructions unclear: accidentally deleted my resume.

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 2 роки тому +17

      That is... almost suspiciously specific.

  • @rcdr898
    @rcdr898 3 роки тому +1776

    This is potentially the most simple but genius content I've seen on this platform in a while. I mean, how do you come up with this stuff?

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 3 роки тому +25

      I can't even fathom where the ideas for these videos come from.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +6

      At least one of the ideas was mine lmao

    • @theairisamagician830
      @theairisamagician830 3 роки тому

      420 likes

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +19

      “Hey I love looking at these tweets. I’ll make a video about them”

    • @agolloh
      @agolloh 3 роки тому +10

      It's literally everywhere but this guy does it well

  • @derpyaxolotl7683
    @derpyaxolotl7683 2 роки тому +7

    When I heard 2:58 I was quietly whisper "no...no...no" in the absolute disbelief I had hearing that

  • @vflowerhasagun
    @vflowerhasagun 2 роки тому +9

    This reminds me of a time when during a group project my group and I accidentally named the slideshow “baddie baka project” and we FORGOT TO CHANGE IT

  • @sorchacrabhan5937
    @sorchacrabhan5937 3 роки тому +477

    I am a drama student focused on design and I was supposed to send my teacher a soundscape I'd made for homework. I had two versions of the file, the intended version with an appropriate file name and comprehendible metadata. The other was titled "fempyro fuckdoll", it was attributed to "mommy milkies" and was the exact same audio file except at the end I'd added the majima everywhere sound effects as well as running footsteps. Guess which one got submitted.

    • @黒上悠子ちゃんネル
      @黒上悠子ちゃんネル 3 роки тому +8

      Doubt

    • @molybd3num823
      @molybd3num823 3 роки тому +32

      i do name duplicate files dumb shit sometimes, it happens

    • @Purpeil
      @Purpeil 3 роки тому +86

      Valid. My preliminary files always have dumb names and they only get renamed into something halfway decent when I finish the final version.
      I once had a holiday assignment abbreviated as HOLI ASS AA and forgot to rename the final version to 'Holiday Assignment 2020" before submitting. I only realised a week later when I was checking for feedback.

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 роки тому +72

      When I was in highschool, my class got to do a huge art project and I drew a sketch of it digitally.
      I brought it to school on a USB that previously belonged to my older brother...
      I had to open the "Bepis", not click on the "soem shit" but instead on the "school stuff" and then opened a file named "whatevenisthis.jpg" with my teacher watching very closely what I was doing.
      I still have that USB and didn't delete anything on it.

    • @auhs6240
      @auhs6240 2 роки тому +2

      Full send majims cosplay to your next drama lesson

  • @doki5369
    @doki5369 3 роки тому +313

    Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
    memories that should have stayed repressed

    • @sophier996
      @sophier996 3 роки тому +39

      NO NO NO DONT BRING IT BACK JUST LET IT DIE

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 3 роки тому +8

      Yup

    • @pisslordsupreme
      @pisslordsupreme 3 роки тому +32

      i havent watched the full video yet and seeing this comment activated my fight or flight response

    • @lindseylindsey9200
      @lindseylindsey9200 3 роки тому +2

      Nice ryuji pfp (I think?)

    • @doki5369
      @doki5369 3 роки тому +4

      Why thank you :)

  • @bpwnickk
    @bpwnickk 3 роки тому +136

    Sending you're employer your gas bill instead of you're CV is an absolute power play

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 2 роки тому +25

      It sends a clear message of "I've got bills to pay, that's why I need this job".

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 Рік тому +4

      You are CV

  • @Kwazy-mojo
    @Kwazy-mojo 3 роки тому +7

    The DND character sheet one needs more recognition, that’s a real gamer moment

  • @blizzary9369
    @blizzary9369 3 роки тому +27

    3:30 applying to be the armoured titan

    • @Midnight-nu7zk
      @Midnight-nu7zk 2 роки тому

      Ahahahahahahahaha 😂😭

    • @markomega8719
      @markomega8719 4 місяці тому

      Well good luck to that guy competing with Gabi and Falco.

    • @Hans172.
      @Hans172. 2 місяці тому

      The compensation reward is the Jaw Titan

  • @tentaklaus9382
    @tentaklaus9382 3 роки тому +110

    I'd love to receive someones AD+D character sheet instead of their CV. The potential to call them up as a dungeon master and address them as their character would be the opportunity of a lifetime!

  • @marcusbressan28
    @marcusbressan28 3 роки тому +121

    trying to get a job sending a resignation letter, that makes you lose a job, is the ultimate move

  • @Lyquaria
    @Lyquaria 3 роки тому +203

    I can understand sending the wrong documents...but pictures, videos and PowerPoints are completely different filetypes...HOW?

    • @katierasburn9571
      @katierasburn9571 3 роки тому +2

      Dude exactly what I’m thinking lmao

    • @앤젤
      @앤젤 3 роки тому +48

      I've betting on the fact that they were extremely careless when attaching the file and didn't even double check before sending them lmao

    • @BlackPanther-yx6uf
      @BlackPanther-yx6uf 3 роки тому +10

      further food for thought that they just want twitter fame, no one is this reckless

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 3 роки тому +27

      Probably cause windows hides file extensions for no reason

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 роки тому +28

      @@BlackPanther-yx6uf You underestimate the stupidity of the average human, let alone of the average Twitter user...

  • @hummusmold
    @hummusmold 2 роки тому +6

    Revisiting these videos and getting reminded of just how fucking perfect Matt is at narrating keysmashes

  • @limiv5272
    @limiv5272 2 роки тому +11

    The ones who sent recipes instead of their CVs aren't so bad. My mom, while working as a secretary, once got a fax with a recipe with no context. She actually tried making it

  • @cakeyeater7392
    @cakeyeater7392 3 роки тому +83

    Why anyone would save such critical documents next to resumes or CVs is unimaginable

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому +389

    My life's a mess and I'm chronically underemployed, but I've never sent something embarrassing instead of my resume. In fact, I don't even keep my resume in the same folder as other stuff. Can I have one of the jobs these people were applying for?

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 3 роки тому +5

      they had it on their desktop

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 2 роки тому +18

      Back in college I created an entirely separate *user account* on my laptop for school presentations. I wanted 0% chance of anything unwanted/private being projected up on the screen for the whole class to see.

    • @starseedlightworker6539
      @starseedlightworker6539 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheSecondVersion that is smart

  • @RedshirtAfficionado
    @RedshirtAfficionado 3 роки тому +376

    God this makes me cringe, imagine accidentally doing something like this, especially in the US where employers *talk* and you could get blacklisted.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 роки тому +2

      That's might have happened to someone somewhere

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +15

      Employers talk? To who cause it’s not their employees

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому +34

      @@DeathnoteBB to other employers, I'd assume. You can be blacklisted throughout an entire company, don't think you can in other companies though.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 2 роки тому +2

      that's not a thing

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 2 роки тому +2

      @@arizonagreenbee oh no you can absolutely get blacklisted from other companies especially in the entertainment industry

  • @mello_the_cat
    @mello_the_cat 3 роки тому +11

    I have one I accidentally gave away my childhood diary that I wrote during my emo phase to someone they asked me for a few books I hope my emo phase will keep them entertained

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 3 роки тому +28

    2:04
    I'd hire him.

  • @FrostedGalaxies
    @FrostedGalaxies 3 роки тому +337

    Are y'all saving your CVs as .PNG or something. I feel like you'd notice the file extension was wrong.

    • @BlackPanther-yx6uf
      @BlackPanther-yx6uf 3 роки тому +40

      it's almost like they're fake :o

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 роки тому

      Probably, yeah.

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 роки тому +19

      @@BlackPanther-yx6uf or they're psychopaths who save them as images, or next to or none-work related things

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 3 роки тому +51

      Or they have file extensions off

    • @rhubarbeque
      @rhubarbeque 3 роки тому +16

      @@KSPAtlas yea possibly. Maybe they have "file name extensions" toggled off

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey 3 роки тому +30

    Honestly the person on the other end of the Simon Cowell exchange is an outstanding citizen and a half.

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 3 роки тому +32

    Honestly, if a guy sent me a pic of him doing the splits instead of a CV, I might hire him anyway.

  • @GDNashit
    @GDNashit 3 роки тому +5

    The Steve Jobs dog one killed me, it was probably the anticipation and the "I attached my resume" email

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 2 роки тому +13

    6:45
    I can imagine the doctor's thinking it was intended being like "Uh, guys this isn't any disease I've ever heard of... could it be like that tree man?"

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 5 місяців тому

      "hey doctor isn't that a character in that musical you like?"

    • @DutchIsraeli
      @DutchIsraeli 3 місяці тому

      😂

  • @callum7842
    @callum7842 3 роки тому +49

    Wasn't to an employer, but I accidentally sent my lecturer my amazon receipt for the Mr Bean Ultimate Collection box set I bought for my friend instead of my report on native trees 😬😬
    She wasn't concerned about the mix up but said she was more disappointed in me for choosing to spend my money on a Mr Bean box set

    • @simplyixia3683
      @simplyixia3683 3 роки тому +11

      I used to send memes to a coworker on Fridays to make her laugh. One time without thinking I sent it to the company reports email instead, which was used to update management about the day’s tasks and events. So three memes (one about Swedish banana pizza, one about a burning traffic light, and one Scrubs meme featuring Obama and Justin Trudeau) went to my manager, the sales manager, and the company owner. I didn’t get in trouble, thankfully, but I was so embarrassed I could’ve died.

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 2 роки тому +6

      ur friend so lucky, i NEED the mr bean ultimate collection box set

    • @idk-ol7in
      @idk-ol7in 2 роки тому +2

      W teacher

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Рік тому

      Apparently she doesn't think Rowan Atkinson is funny, couldn't be me

  • @kimberlykenyon9440
    @kimberlykenyon9440 3 роки тому +130

    Of course this is posted as I'm watching a video where someone named a file "resume" and it's filled with his attempts to recreate that upside down smile (sarcasm face) irl, terrifying without teeth

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 3 роки тому +3

      I was watching that exact video

    • @Naga_V
      @Naga_V 3 роки тому +3

      Same lmao

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 3 роки тому +3

      This one right?? ua-cam.com/video/ihqyB7bGBb4/v-deo.html

    • @donnywaldman4959
      @donnywaldman4959 3 роки тому +3

      @@sirk603 i thought that was gonna be a rickroll, i'm a bit disappointed that it isn't

    • @kimberlykenyon9440
      @kimberlykenyon9440 3 роки тому

      @@sirk603 yes!

  • @Onaterdem
    @Onaterdem 3 роки тому +17

    "I uploaded my resignation letter alongside my job application form"
    This guy is living in 2077

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie 2 роки тому +2

    There are many words I never thought would be put together. "Enema fanfic" is one such combination...

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +21

    4:47 alright this one had me wheezing

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +84

    This is why you need to properly name your documents

    • @gairisiuil
      @gairisiuil 3 роки тому +20

      idk man the difference between "Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub" and "lyric-thomas-cv" is pretty pronounced (only filenames i remember)

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 роки тому +1

      this is why put my stuff on folders

  • @ahomefordreams
    @ahomefordreams 3 роки тому +64

    why do they all have these pictures in the same folder as their resumes 😭

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +9

      And why don’t they name their fucking resume file

  • @foxycritter
    @foxycritter 3 роки тому +58

    Oh my god, I know the exact fic at 3:00. It's absolutely infamous, from the 2011. It's 10 years old this year.

    • @molybd3num823
      @molybd3num823 3 роки тому +3

      how weird is it

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 3 роки тому +5

      @@molybd3num823 you don't even want to imagine

    • @Fl1ght0f1carus
      @Fl1ght0f1carus 3 роки тому +2

      @@molybd3num823 you don't wanna know

    • @loridragon1118
      @loridragon1118 3 роки тому +6

      God, I haven't even heard about it since 2016. Never read it then. Now that I have a vague idea what it's about, I am glad I didn't.

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 2 роки тому +1

      @@roofogato it's a surprisingly well-written fanfiction featuring 1 former member and 1 current member of the band Panic! At The Disco. it's also a milk enema, which is how it got its name: the milk fic

  • @EricE549
    @EricE549 3 роки тому +20

    2:28 beautiful poem, brings tears to my eyes every time i hear it :’)

  • @clovercurator7997
    @clovercurator7997 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely REELING from the person who sent the goddamn *milk fic* instead of their CV.

  • @pureicefire
    @pureicefire 3 роки тому +50

    Seeing all the random and utterly wonderful shit saved onto people’s computers makes me feel like a part of some weird community. It’s strangely wholesome and I can’t place why. Anyway, I almost woke my sleeping husband with my late night stifled giggles, and I needed a good laugh, so thank you.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +56

    3:19 Why... why did they have submachine gun instructions in their downloads...

    • @Preposter
      @Preposter 3 роки тому +19

      ... you don't?

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +8

      @@Preposter FBI watchlists: We've got'em now

    • @st0lf
      @st0lf 3 роки тому +6

      Americans I guess

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 3 роки тому +7

      Perhaps they're a writer and wanted realism.

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x 2 роки тому +2

      they said CV instead of résumé. that must mean they're British..

  • @haveagoodmourning
    @haveagoodmourning 3 роки тому +22

    2:57 of all the fics, the bathtub milk fic... it's "panic! at the disco" band member shipping fanfiction...

    • @orionpisces5875
      @orionpisces5875 3 роки тому +7

      WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS!?!?1!?1?11//1/!?!?!?!?!

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 роки тому +4

      @@orionpisces5875 let's just say i had a weird phase when i was twelve

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock 3 роки тому +4

      @@haveagoodmourning Well, congrats, you've committed a crime against humanity as twelve years old.

  • @gooseprince
    @gooseprince 2 роки тому +3

    “RYAN WAS KNEELING IN THE BATHTUB” NOT THE MILK FIC PLEASE

  • @ryangriffin5362
    @ryangriffin5362 2 роки тому +3

    Not just an enema fanfiction, THE one and only famous enema fanfiction. Which naturally is in the same folder as your CV.

  • @goblinchildit-they-he6724
    @goblinchildit-they-he6724 3 роки тому +34

    2:54 I wish I didn't know this but that's the famous "milk fic", and yes it's a panic! at the disco enema fic

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 3 роки тому +8

      the sheer horror of seeing the first line... oh god

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 2 роки тому +6

      the fact that I remember it so well makes it so much worse

  • @_blooperino
    @_blooperino 3 роки тому +25

    0:49
    bro if i was a employer i would hire this man

  • @brooke-qk7fg
    @brooke-qk7fg 3 роки тому +22

    send ship art instead of a resume is a smart move actually

    • @elmark3550
      @elmark3550 2 роки тому +9

      Of course, who doesn't love boat drawings

  • @Catastrophe_Cat
    @Catastrophe_Cat 5 місяців тому +2

    This is why you name your files when you download them...

  • @kaiyotee2475
    @kaiyotee2475 3 роки тому +3

    the ryan was kneeling in the bathtub one took my soul from my body.

  • @MissValentina125
    @MissValentina125 3 роки тому +11

    All of these are iconic, but the one who sent their resignation letter instead of their CV takes the crown. That's a power move right there.

  • @rex_z4
    @rex_z4 3 роки тому +20

    5:44 “There are no accidents”

  • @npc6817
    @npc6817 3 роки тому +8

    Assert dominance, send your employer their own cv

  • @ximenakokoro9899
    @ximenakokoro9899 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm very glad I'm not the only one who immediately recognized the Milk Fic

  • @kendan06
    @kendan06 2 роки тому +7

    I'm begging, just save your resume in a separate folder or something and you won't run the risk of having potential employers see you wrote a fanfiction about someone getting an ENEMA.

  • @user-fh3tu9yy9z
    @user-fh3tu9yy9z 3 роки тому +45

    Haven’t even finished the video and Im already laughing. You make amazing videos, they always make my day!

    • @jco_sfm
      @jco_sfm 3 роки тому +8

      would be kind of weird if you only started laughing after finishing the video

    • @popplejam2128
      @popplejam2128 3 роки тому +3

      @@jco_sfm irl lag

    • @jco_sfm
      @jco_sfm 3 роки тому +3

      @@popplejam2128 mans delayed be roughly 5 minutes

    • @popplejam2128
      @popplejam2128 3 роки тому +1

      @@jco_sfm internet explorer type beat

  • @dr.killakill960
    @dr.killakill960 3 роки тому +44

    “If it makes you feel better I did _____”
    No it doesn’t it either make me feel worse or feel bad for you.

  • @anna84259
    @anna84259 3 роки тому +16

    I had a real story back when we were on quarantine. Me and my friends were memeing in our group sending each other pictures of coffins. Yknow. And after that I needed to capture my work, edit it so it'll look good on computer, compile the photos into a pdf file and send it up. Basically my compiling app broke and on the last page of my work pdf file was a picture of a pink coffin.
    I have another story with the same compiling app. I sent my work, it was unchecked, I also sent it to my friend and he told me "girl, there are 70 random drawings on the last page. It's very cute but are you sure they need to be here?". I went "oh sht" and changed the file immediately.

  • @PhoenixClank
    @PhoenixClank 2 місяці тому +1

    Man I'm so glad all my files are neatly organized.