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  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike Рік тому +161

    My Israeli aunt legitimately thinks Israel has done nothing but good for the Gazans and that they are ungrateful. She was shocked to hear that most of the sane world is horrified by what's happening.

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 Рік тому +22

      Lol good to hear

    • @diegoficagna3057
      @diegoficagna3057 Рік тому +22

      But remember that the info coming from Israel is to be trusted, because they are a democracy with a free press. Very important you remember that. No propaganda going on at all.

    • @CapnSnackbeard
      @CapnSnackbeard Рік тому +6

      What's a little genocide now and again?

    • @CapnSnackbeard
      @CapnSnackbeard Рік тому +2

      @@CoolAdam247 mocked random guy who also shares personal anecdotes in comments. 😆

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf Рік тому +27

      That's the same attitude of every white man over 50 who has an aneurysm every time he thinks about Colin Kapernick.

  • @bigbyrd7755
    @bigbyrd7755 Рік тому +51

    *Crying* The woke moralists claim to be pro sex worker but at the same time shame the gooner. - Jordan Peterson

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +5

      What're we gonna do without chips?

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Рік тому +15

      *Weepy rendition of Canadian Kermit the Frog* “The Chaotic side of Woman won’t leave me the fuck alone to goon in communion with God! It’s sickening!!!”

  • @mcs914
    @mcs914 Рік тому +141

    WAKE UP HONEY NEW CHAPOS TRAP.DROPPED AND IT FEATURES PISSPIG GRANDAD LETS GOOOOOOO

  • @Commie_Mike
    @Commie_Mike Рік тому +16

    Any Brace EP is an instant classic

  • @Yahboi441
    @Yahboi441 Рік тому +35

    Neolithic man actually had plenty of time to goon. Gooning is an ancient tradition we’ve rediscovered, signaling a return to what makes us truly human.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Рік тому +31

    Guys, the Israeli military is just following orders. I don't see what the big deal is.

    • @diegoficagna3057
      @diegoficagna3057 Рік тому +17

      Where did I hear that before? Something like Nurenpark? Or maybe Nurenperk? Numenborg? Nah, I'm probably just imagining things.

    • @KoIossov
      @KoIossov Рік тому +3

      xD xD xD

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +9

      Redditor voice: I did nazi that coming

  • @reillyhughcox9560
    @reillyhughcox9560 Рік тому +21

    Brace is so cool I feel like he exclusives travels by train surfing

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf Рік тому +9

      Actually he's so thin from heroin use he travels on the winds.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Рік тому +12

    15:01 YOU'RE CALLED *BRACE*
    _BRACE_

  • @warbear3863
    @warbear3863 Рік тому +14

    What sticks out to me the most is how utterly unhinged trying to demand the murder of Palestinian children in front of children is 53:53

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Рік тому +22

    Let's go, the perfect anti-anti-antisemetic tag team of Brace and Felix.

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 Рік тому +16

    Honestly, this episode was an all-timer. It had a bit of everything.

  • @drdrai7479
    @drdrai7479 Рік тому +21

    Another crazy thing about the hostage/“prisoner” exchange is that Israel is swapping women and children at a 3:1 ratio and it *still* looks like Hamas is going to run out of women/child hostages first; how many women and children are locked up in Israeli prisons? They seem to have no shortage of them.

    • @pipefx64
      @pipefx64 Рік тому +2

      and they have been arresting new ones at the same rate that they are being released, not to mention israel has a history of simply re-arresting prisoners not long after they are released. also yesterday in jenin they shot dead a 9 year old and a 15 year old and then within hours were arresting random kids as young as 12 and showing them the footage, telling them "we'll kill you next if you ever throw stones"

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Рік тому +25

    We smoked camel crush in high school… I’m pretty sure camel crush was specifically made for high school kids

    • @jonloc8535
      @jonloc8535 Рік тому +8

      That extra blast of menthol was so refreshing tho!

  • @PMac13
    @PMac13 Рік тому +24

    "Mustve been a big wife" was the best thing Ive heard this year.

  • @Jbizzlies
    @Jbizzlies Рік тому +13

    my funky ass sitting down and listening and learning

  • @pipefx64
    @pipefx64 Рік тому +17

    every israel supporter since oct 7th has sounded exactly like that birch barlow bit in the simpsons. "suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob...." was literally a thing on piers morgan show where a palestinian is just trying to talk about some of the historical context and louise mensch immediately started shouting at her at length in this style about raping beheaded babies etc.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 Рік тому +1

      Louise Mensch can easily envision the level of anxiety she would feel if she were at some London rave, already tweeking like a motherfucker, and dudes stormed the place.

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin Рік тому +12

    8:17 someone whispers "Jesus Christ" right here, and I like to imagine it is someone in the Chapo crew realizing you are supposed to be nude to shower for the first time.

  • @cycy1021
    @cycy1021 Рік тому +17

    The thing with caste based discrimination is that it is very prominent in the tech industry which is largely in California

    • @gking407
      @gking407 Рік тому

      you must not have a lot of friends in the tech sector

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 Рік тому +14

    "Its so funny seeing groypers doing elizabeth warren stuff" 🤣 felix still has it. i cannot get over the RETVRN children who love Ron DeSantis theyre so fucking weird

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Рік тому +27

    The IDF is the actual they/them army.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler Рік тому +25

    Gooning is to Brace what sissy hypno is to Felix

  • @onlyusernameleft2
    @onlyusernameleft2 Рік тому +14

    When your doctor puts you on Adderall for your adult ADHD maybe you'll understand gooning

  • @ZhouBiden
    @ZhouBiden Рік тому +14

    Brace should try podcasting he’s really good at it

    • @SpittingVillage
      @SpittingVillage 11 місяців тому

      @RancorousSea you don't have to listen homie

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli 4 місяці тому +7

    prefiguring JD Vance at the beginning

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Рік тому +4

    50:11 lmao
    Solid, long ep. Appreciate ya

  • @christostefan
    @christostefan 11 місяців тому +8

    My apartment looks like this. That makes me happy.

    • @6idangle
      @6idangle 9 місяців тому +2

      Bro clean your shit up, and go start organizing your friends and family in your local socialist org. We don’t need laziness!

    • @christostefan
      @christostefan 9 місяців тому +1

      @@6idangle good point. My place is more like a Robin Eisenberg piece anyway:)

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 7 місяців тому +1

      Your domicile must be designed in such a way, that entering it will result in immediate radicalization.

  • @SnowbirdTheGoober
    @SnowbirdTheGoober Рік тому +16

    Schlomo Slap Spouse

  • @Fucyallfr
    @Fucyallfr Рік тому +15

    “Goon cave of the soul” yes

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime Рік тому +3

      Plato’s Allegory of the Goon Cave

  • @grahamcarpenter691
    @grahamcarpenter691 Рік тому +9

    We need to get Israeli!Asuka and Israeli!Rei on the pod to explain their tank antics

  • @7heHorror
    @7heHorror Рік тому +11

    Would love to see a budget comparison. How much did Hamas spend to defeat the IDF?

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Рік тому +9

      The IDF really blew the budget with all the TikTok videos.
      On the up side, those videos will be around longer than a Merkava in Gaza.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +6

      Like $1300 and a dozen goats vs an unlimited tap from the US military budget, Israel truly being exposed as incompetent nephew nation

    • @dameongeppetto
      @dameongeppetto Рік тому +1

      Five Nights at Freddy's vs The Marvels.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Рік тому +1

      ​@@alexpkeaton4471yeah, getting tired of teen girls in IDF uniforms trying to thirst me. I am in my late 40s. Doesn't work anymore.

  • @ryandenis7667
    @ryandenis7667 Рік тому +9

    funny thing is since Oct 7th the New York Post took the Ukraine flag of its banner on the paper

  • @deathmagneto-soy
    @deathmagneto-soy Рік тому +17

    Fapo Goon Couch

  • @nwagner643
    @nwagner643 Рік тому +17

    Someone should alter the “would you hide me” memes to make them say “Would you house me?”, and then have pics/videos of homeless people

  • @NeptuneVA
    @NeptuneVA Рік тому +11

    This is a POWERFUL episode! The thetan levels are nearing critical!

  • @davidhinkley
    @davidhinkley Рік тому +7

    Great episode in every sense!

  • @Dayndawn01
    @Dayndawn01 Рік тому +6

    Good episode

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +12

    You don’t have to Roblox oof Trump, you just have to turn Mar A Lago into the Truman show. He can give his speeches and tweet to his heart’s content all day. Have fake Fox News on TV to make him think he’s actually been doing stuff. All along he’s serving his house arrest (worst the courts would ever give him lol) and taken off the ballot. He’d never know the difference!

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 Рік тому +13

    mercedes schlapp blouse

  • @YoungJayBird999
    @YoungJayBird999 Рік тому +7

    First episode I’ve ever watched and they spend the first part talking about gooning, I think I had never heard of till now. What an opener!

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 Рік тому +7

    One of the four women in the tank was 20 and a Captain.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Рік тому +18

    Must've been a big wife

  • @kjdunne8683
    @kjdunne8683 Рік тому +6

    I think the whole concept of the "experience [loss] curve" (in studying its called the "Forgetting Curve") that we apply to building contsruction and trades applies to the military and intelligence state as well.
    Just as much as an intended bureaucracy or "old guard" and cronyism can hamper a military or general agency (which undoubtedly is true for Israel AND the US today), so too can the "experience loss curve" hurt those militaries. The one "benefit" of endless war is constantly gaining "new blood" and teaching them (through engaged combat) the experiences the old veterans learned. In effect, you perpetually replenish the skills of future generations and dont "forget" how to actually do things beyond what a textbook or theory studies can tell you.
    I'm not saying this is GOOD, mind you, just that it's a problem we are obviously facing (and has been observed many times throughout history).

  • @ecceignarus3600
    @ecceignarus3600 Рік тому +5

    I think the most famous cave with paintings is the cave of Lascaux and not the cave of Chauvet (the one Werner Herzog visited). The cave of Lascaux was discovered in 1940 and its paintings have become synominous with cave paintings. The cave in Chauvet was discovered in 1994.

  • @DAILYBLUNTATHON
    @DAILYBLUNTATHON Рік тому +17

    The people in hunter and gathering societies on average had far more free time than people today.

    • @DAILYBLUNTATHON
      @DAILYBLUNTATHON Рік тому +3

      Especially the men

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Рік тому +8

      Yup, but it also wasn’t as bad during early capitalism either. It was when the system started to sputter and fail around WW1 that it started to get eroded away. In particular the Great Depression added like 40+ hours to the average work week by adding menial tasks and things into the work flow so that there was more busy work around to create jobs. It used to take a lot less organized labor to be productive

    • @noidontlikeu
      @noidontlikeu Рік тому +2

      Have you ever been hunting? It sucks you wait around for a deer that knows what time of year it is and they don't come

    • @Sudderdwn
      @Sudderdwn Рік тому +3

      @@noidontlikeuat least my bitch is out picking berries and nuts and shit

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 Рік тому +1

      @@noidontlikeu Go fish. The "sport" for drunks.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Рік тому +8

    1:30 Crappo Outhouse?

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Рік тому +11

    1:19:30 I can't believe Felix didn't bring up the liberal driller.

  • @jayanti2371
    @jayanti2371 Рік тому +8

    opening schlog ends at 10:18... or does it

  • @nasty_jazz
    @nasty_jazz Рік тому +7

    The goon era... its the best of times, its the worst of times. Out of all of the times, id say it certainly is one of them.

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Рік тому

      Edging to your comment as we speak

  • @hericiumcoralloides5025
    @hericiumcoralloides5025 Рік тому +13

    Chap in Cute Blouse

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil Рік тому +7

    I am a middle age, middle class couch jack-offer.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej Рік тому +4

      So….you’re not gay?

  • @nickadt
    @nickadt Рік тому +15

    Chapo Hot Couch.

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Рік тому +12

    An Israeli named Shlomo is like a Brazilian named Cleiverson

  • @fritzophrenia3146
    @fritzophrenia3146 Рік тому +6

    1:05:07
    If there were not a Trump, we'd have to invent one!

  • @colbytravelingsomewhere
    @colbytravelingsomewhere 5 місяців тому +3

    I saw the crazy zionist guy Brace is talking about at 52:50 with the Israeli flag print hoodie at a protest in Brooklyn. This unhinged guy must just go to each protest and stomp around and scream 🤣🤣

  • @Chaddumdum
    @Chaddumdum 8 місяців тому +5

    Finally we’re talking about the time waste that is gooning. Truly it cannot be that good

  • @yossarrian
    @yossarrian Рік тому +10

    I read "The Joy of Sex" and it had nothing to say about quickness.

  • @afauxican_american
    @afauxican_american Рік тому +7

    Goon cave of the soul

  • @RatPfink66
    @RatPfink66 Рік тому +11

    Some of us in our difficult middle years are _forced_ to goon.

  • @MrDavekov
    @MrDavekov Рік тому +6

    what is this episode art, Goonesbury

  • @davepuxley7387
    @davepuxley7387 Рік тому +3

    Grouse? Louse? Mouse? There are a few rhymes out there

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Рік тому +17

    Schlomo Tank Maus 🧉🦄

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 Рік тому +4

      The story about the girls in the tank was straight outta GIRLZ UND PANZER animu.
      🧉🦄

    • @Warios4Christians
      @Warios4Christians Рік тому +2

      This is the winner

  • @PatrickLink
    @PatrickLink Рік тому +3

    Demand inspectors in Dimona now!

  • @kosemekars
    @kosemekars Рік тому +4

    The TRS guys sound different...

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 Рік тому +2

    1:03:56 good point here

  • @panamintrange
    @panamintrange 5 місяців тому +3

    Real unfortunate end to this one

  • @TrueGrandImperial
    @TrueGrandImperial Рік тому +6

    Gonzo Nap Blouse

  • @IMelkor42
    @IMelkor42 Рік тому +11

    Slappo Drop Trouse

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +5

    Aviva klumpus? Doesn’t sound like she’s part of the klumps

  • @haproongru
    @haproongru Рік тому +6

    Shacko Crack-Louse

  • @HesGotaGun505
    @HesGotaGun505 Рік тому +4

    Goon Cave of the Soul should be the title of a book.

  • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
    @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm Рік тому +4

    1:18 Louse, mouse spouse blouse dowse DOWs, grouse Rouse rouse Klaus flouts carouse fraus

  • @Mjolknirn
    @Mjolknirn Рік тому +4

    whats the thumbnail art?

  • @leodelgadocaula
    @leodelgadocaula Рік тому +4

    1:23:50 hahahahahaha

  • @walteryellow3884
    @walteryellow3884 Рік тому +5

    LETS GOOOO

  • @NipponStiqqyPaint
    @NipponStiqqyPaint Рік тому +4

    Hangin out down here with my pee 🦴

  • @omgkthxbi
    @omgkthxbi Рік тому +8

    yall never pretended to be sick so you could stay home and goon?

  • @billytitus1519
    @billytitus1519 Рік тому +10

    Israel is the goon squad.

  • @drdrai7479
    @drdrai7479 Рік тому +4

    Seriously tho does Will wave the microphone from side to side in front of his mouth when he’s talking?

  • @amiciprocul8501
    @amiciprocul8501 Рік тому +13

    Not first also am gay.

  • @joshinthewoods
    @joshinthewoods Рік тому +4

    getting reports that Brace had an electric toothbrush stapled to his pubic bone during this interview

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface Рік тому +2

    Walls of Jericho?

  • @anyoneattheendoftime4932
    @anyoneattheendoftime4932 Рік тому +3

    Get in the robot Shinji!

  • @cpl.geckell6355
    @cpl.geckell6355 Рік тому +3

    Glav Gluvv

  • @garyt3hsna1l82
    @garyt3hsna1l82 Рік тому +4

    I find the similarities between the yokai and jewish folklore very inspiring.

  • @highecuador1873
    @highecuador1873 Рік тому +1

    Over the carcass of a what?

  • @burningsky23
    @burningsky23 Рік тому +7

    fyi avg age of a us army capt is... 27

    • @DawryMike
      @DawryMike Рік тому +2

      Geriatric

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 Рік тому +1

      That's what I was about to say..... Now a 27yo Colonel, that would be the ultimate nepo baby!

    • @burningsky23
      @burningsky23 Рік тому

      @@Backinblackbunny009 yeah it's possible he doesn't know the difference between a navy cpt and an army cpt

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk5497 Рік тому +17

    The necronomicon but with a strategic G replacing a C

    • @larkohiya
      @larkohiya Рік тому +14

      What's a necronomigon. A mythical Greek monster?

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Рік тому +10

      ​@@larkohiyanecrono-Migon ; deals with migraines induced by talking to ghosts

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave Рік тому +6

      necronomigoon

    • @BenjaminGlatt
      @BenjaminGlatt Рік тому +2

      Neg Ron Omigon? Ron's a nice guy, why would I neg him?

  • @AnarchoPurp
    @AnarchoPurp Рік тому +9

    It seems like they deliberately decided not to mention Brace's past as a volunteer in the YPG, where he literally drove a tank. What's up with that?
    Also, Felix calling Hyderabad "hyper bod" was golden.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Рік тому +14

      Why would they shoehorn that in when they've talked about it multiple times already? Didn't even occur to me that might be relevant ?

    • @AnarchoPurp
      @AnarchoPurp Рік тому +1

      @@berdyderg900 because they talked about soldiers in tanks? And there was even one point where it sounded like he was about to mention his own experience but stopped himself. It's like they went out of their way not to talk about it.

    • @90sStarterJacket
      @90sStarterJacket Рік тому +5

      He was a machine gunner, they don't let ppl with glasses drive

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Рік тому +2

      ​@@90sStarterJacketso let the guys who can see shoot? Hmm.....

  • @warbear3863
    @warbear3863 Рік тому +2

    Guappo joust

  • @squatch1564
    @squatch1564 Рік тому +4

    "A goon cave to the soul"

  • @dickieknutz2933
    @dickieknutz2933 Рік тому +2

    PISSPIGGRANDDAD

  • @Cooliofamily
    @Cooliofamily Рік тому +11

    Coppo smack spouse

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 Рік тому

    Joshua was also a great soldier. Genocided the shit out of the Canaanites.

  • @koushiro86
    @koushiro86 Рік тому +1

    Aviva Krampus

  • @joelbostic8323
    @joelbostic8323 Рік тому +8

    Slappo Fap Louse

  • @oldmanbob417
    @oldmanbob417 Рік тому +2

    Phappo Jack Houze, ill new rapper from Philly

  • @DanBalan1
    @DanBalan1 Рік тому +5

    brace

  • @torepedersen3109
    @torepedersen3109 5 місяців тому +1

    BLOUSE ffs

  • @marcusianparrish
    @marcusianparrish Рік тому +2

    Rasheed!

  • @seanmcdonald4686
    @seanmcdonald4686 Рік тому +3

    Such a missed opportunity when he didn’t say “staff sargeant.”