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Episode 785 - Tank Girls feat. Brace Belden (11/27/23)
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TrueAnon’s Brace Belden returns to the show as the crew continues discussing the war in Palestine. We look at Israel’s military shortcomings, the IDF’s penile obsession, the domestic propaganda war, and some measures Biden could take we might actually support. We also touch on Gavin Newsom’s vetoing of an anti-Caste based discrimination law, and a Ron DeSantis aide who apparently willed himself to death.
Catch Will at the New Bedford Whaling Museum’s 2024 Moby-Dick Marathon: www.whalingmuseum.org/program...
And keep an eye on TrueAnon’s feed for an upcoming announcement that will “end politics as we know it”.
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My Israeli aunt legitimately thinks Israel has done nothing but good for the Gazans and that they are ungrateful. She was shocked to hear that most of the sane world is horrified by what's happening.
Lol good to hear
But remember that the info coming from Israel is to be trusted, because they are a democracy with a free press. Very important you remember that. No propaganda going on at all.
What's a little genocide now and again?
@@CoolAdam247 mocked random guy who also shares personal anecdotes in comments. 😆
That's the same attitude of every white man over 50 who has an aneurysm every time he thinks about Colin Kapernick.
*Crying* The woke moralists claim to be pro sex worker but at the same time shame the gooner. - Jordan Peterson
What're we gonna do without chips?
*Weepy rendition of Canadian Kermit the Frog* “The Chaotic side of Woman won’t leave me the fuck alone to goon in communion with God! It’s sickening!!!”
1:23:43 omg I love the “two hit men, must have been a big wife” line lol
Neolithic man actually had plenty of time to goon. Gooning is an ancient tradition we’ve rediscovered, signaling a return to what makes us truly human.
REJECT MODERNITY, RETVRN TO GOON
Anprim hours. 12 hours to be exact
WAKE UP HONEY NEW CHAPOS TRAP.DROPPED AND IT FEATURES PISSPIG GRANDAD LETS GOOOOOOO
Ur gay
Everyone's favorite fed
This shit is so f*cking tired.
I believe that name is retired now
@@MrKYT-gb8gshe goes by Racial Jake now
Any Brace EP is an instant classic
Really?
Gal Gadot is in fact a Major General in the I.D.F.'s T.V. Extras and Catwalk Division...
28:49 Not since the Volksturm have there been so many teenage officers in one army
"Mustve been a big wife" was the best thing Ive heard this year.
Brace is so cool I feel like he exclusives travels by train surfing
Actually he's so thin from heroin use he travels on the winds.
Guys, the Israeli military is just following orders. I don't see what the big deal is.
Where did I hear that before? Something like Nurenpark? Or maybe Nurenperk? Numenborg? Nah, I'm probably just imagining things.
xD xD xD
Redditor voice: I did nazi that coming
We smoked camel crush in high school… I’m pretty sure camel crush was specifically made for high school kids
That extra blast of menthol was so refreshing tho!
Honestly, this episode was an all-timer. It had a bit of everything.
What sticks out to me the most is how utterly unhinged trying to demand the murder of Palestinian children in front of children is 53:53
Let's go, the perfect anti-anti-antisemetic tag team of Brace and Felix.
When your doctor puts you on Adderall for your adult ADHD maybe you'll understand gooning
Literally
15:01 YOU'RE CALLED *BRACE*
_BRACE_
my funky ass sitting down and listening and learning
“Goon cave of the soul” yes
Plato’s Allegory of the Goon Cave
Another crazy thing about the hostage/“prisoner” exchange is that Israel is swapping women and children at a 3:1 ratio and it *still* looks like Hamas is going to run out of women/child hostages first; how many women and children are locked up in Israeli prisons? They seem to have no shortage of them.
and they have been arresting new ones at the same rate that they are being released, not to mention israel has a history of simply re-arresting prisoners not long after they are released. also yesterday in jenin they shot dead a 9 year old and a 15 year old and then within hours were arresting random kids as young as 12 and showing them the footage, telling them "we'll kill you next if you ever throw stones"
"Its so funny seeing groypers doing elizabeth warren stuff" 🤣 felix still has it. i cannot get over the RETVRN children who love Ron DeSantis theyre so fucking weird
Finally we’re talking about the time waste that is gooning. Truly it cannot be that good
The thing with caste based discrimination is that it is very prominent in the tech industry which is largely in California
you must not have a lot of friends in the tech sector
Gooning is to Brace what sissy hypno is to Felix
future SAT question folks
Israel has a right to defend itself
This is a POWERFUL episode! The thetan levels are nearing critical!
The CIA's controlled opposition is at least funny and entertaining!
Amen
every israel supporter since oct 7th has sounded exactly like that birch barlow bit in the simpsons. "suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob...." was literally a thing on piers morgan show where a palestinian is just trying to talk about some of the historical context and louise mensch immediately started shouting at her at length in this style about raping beheaded babies etc.
Louise Mensch can easily envision the level of anxiety she would feel if she were at some London rave, already tweeking like a motherfucker, and dudes stormed the place.
My apartment looks like this. That makes me happy.
Bro clean your shit up, and go start organizing your friends and family in your local socialist org. We don’t need laziness!
@@6idangle good point. My place is more like a Robin Eisenberg piece anyway:)
Your domicile must be designed in such a way, that entering it will result in immediate radicalization.
Would love to see a budget comparison. How much did Hamas spend to defeat the IDF?
The IDF really blew the budget with all the TikTok videos.
On the up side, those videos will be around longer than a Merkava in Gaza.
Like $1300 and a dozen goats vs an unlimited tap from the US military budget, Israel truly being exposed as incompetent nephew nation
Five Nights at Freddy's vs The Marvels.
@@alexpkeaton4471yeah, getting tired of teen girls in IDF uniforms trying to thirst me. I am in my late 40s. Doesn't work anymore.
8:17 someone whispers "Jesus Christ" right here, and I like to imagine it is someone in the Chapo crew realizing you are supposed to be nude to shower for the first time.
First episode I’ve ever watched and they spend the first part talking about gooning, I think I had never heard of till now. What an opener!
Welcome. I’m sorry.
funny thing is since Oct 7th the New York Post took the Ukraine flag of its banner on the paper
You don’t have to Roblox oof Trump, you just have to turn Mar A Lago into the Truman show. He can give his speeches and tweet to his heart’s content all day. Have fake Fox News on TV to make him think he’s actually been doing stuff. All along he’s serving his house arrest (worst the courts would ever give him lol) and taken off the ballot. He’d never know the difference!
Schlomo Slap Spouse
Good ol Floppo Scat Louse!
👉😎👉
Lice eat blood not feces. That'd be some sort of fly, or perhaps a beetle.
Good episode
We need to get Israeli!Asuka and Israeli!Rei on the pod to explain their tank antics
50:11 lmao
Solid, long ep. Appreciate ya
The IDF is the actual they/them army.
One of the four women in the tank was 20 and a Captain.
Fapo Goon Couch
Brace should try podcasting he’s really good at it
He literally contributes nothing
@@RancorousSea you don't have to listen homie
Great episode in every sense!
I think the most famous cave with paintings is the cave of Lascaux and not the cave of Chauvet (the one Werner Herzog visited). The cave of Lascaux was discovered in 1940 and its paintings have become synominous with cave paintings. The cave in Chauvet was discovered in 1994.
I think the whole concept of the "experience [loss] curve" (in studying its called the "Forgetting Curve") that we apply to building contsruction and trades applies to the military and intelligence state as well.
Just as much as an intended bureaucracy or "old guard" and cronyism can hamper a military or general agency (which undoubtedly is true for Israel AND the US today), so too can the "experience loss curve" hurt those militaries. The one "benefit" of endless war is constantly gaining "new blood" and teaching them (through engaged combat) the experiences the old veterans learned. In effect, you perpetually replenish the skills of future generations and dont "forget" how to actually do things beyond what a textbook or theory studies can tell you.
I'm not saying this is GOOD, mind you, just that it's a problem we are obviously facing (and has been observed many times throughout history).
Must've been a big wife
Someone should alter the “would you hide me” memes to make them say “Would you house me?”, and then have pics/videos of homeless people
The people in hunter and gathering societies on average had far more free time than people today.
Especially the men
Yup, but it also wasn’t as bad during early capitalism either. It was when the system started to sputter and fail around WW1 that it started to get eroded away. In particular the Great Depression added like 40+ hours to the average work week by adding menial tasks and things into the work flow so that there was more busy work around to create jobs. It used to take a lot less organized labor to be productive
Have you ever been hunting? It sucks you wait around for a deer that knows what time of year it is and they don't come
@@noidontlikeuat least my bitch is out picking berries and nuts and shit
@@noidontlikeu Go fish. The "sport" for drunks.
Chapo Hot Couch.
1:19:30 I can't believe Felix didn't bring up the liberal driller.
Same
I read "The Joy of Sex" and it had nothing to say about quickness.
hell yeah
An Israeli named Shlomo is like a Brazilian named Cleiverson
Or like an Argentinian named Carlos Eichmann
mercedes schlapp blouse
LETS GOOOO
The goon era... its the best of times, its the worst of times. Out of all of the times, id say it certainly is one of them.
Edging to your comment as we speak
I am a middle age, middle class couch jack-offer.
So….you’re not gay?
Chap in Cute Blouse
Schlomo Tank Maus 🧉🦄
The story about the girls in the tank was straight outta GIRLZ UND PANZER animu.
🧉🦄
This is the winner
Some of us in our difficult middle years are _forced_ to goon.
Slappo Drop Trouse
1:03:56 good point here
Aviva klumpus? Doesn’t sound like she’s part of the klumps
Demand inspectors in Dimona now!
Goon cave of the soul
Goon Cave of the Soul should be the title of a book.
1:30 Crappo Outhouse?
Thats a good one
1:05:07
If there were not a Trump, we'd have to invent one!
The TRS guys sound different...
yall never pretended to be sick so you could stay home and goon?
Grouse? Louse? Mouse? There are a few rhymes out there
A nice fat episode to listen to. Delightful
Shacko Crack-Louse
Gonzo Nap Blouse
Hangin out down here with my pee 🦴
Not first also am gay.
Israel is the goon squad.
Walls of Jericho?
More like Walls of Jackinoff
Coppo smack spouse
opening schlog ends at 10:18... or does it
Thanks for that.
☝🏽This man is heterosexual and hates fun
1:23:50 hahahahahaha
I saw the crazy zionist guy Brace is talking about at 52:50 with the Israeli flag print hoodie at a protest in Brooklyn. This unhinged guy must just go to each protest and stomp around and scream 🤣🤣
Glav Gluvv
what is this episode art, Goonesbury
William Jefferson Clinton, the 42nd president of the United States, was born at the Julia Chester Hospital on the 19th of August 1946 in the small town of Hope, Arkansas as William Jefferson Blythe III, named for his late father who had died in an auto accident in May.
Never Goon and drive 😢
getting reports that Brace had an electric toothbrush stapled to his pubic bone during this interview
I find the similarities between the yokai and jewish folklore very inspiring.
Aviva Krampus
Get in the robot Shinji!
Over the carcass of a what?
"A goon cave to the soul"
The necronomicon but with a strategic G replacing a C
What's a necronomigon. A mythical Greek monster?
@@larkohiyanecrono-Migon ; deals with migraines induced by talking to ghosts
necronomigoon
Neg Ron Omigon? Ron's a nice guy, why would I neg him?
Guappo joust
Joshua was also a great soldier. Genocided the shit out of the Canaanites.
brace
Seriously tho does Will wave the microphone from side to side in front of his mouth when he’s talking?
Slappo Fap Louse
I like this one.
whats the thumbnail art?
Tank Girl comic book by Jeremy Hewitt.
🧉🦄👍🏽
Tankgirl, from the comic Tankgirl
fyi avg age of a us army capt is... 27
Geriatric
That's what I was about to say..... Now a 27yo Colonel, that would be the ultimate nepo baby!
@@fkrkf yeah it's possible he doesn't know the difference between a navy cpt and an army cpt
It seems like they deliberately decided not to mention Brace's past as a volunteer in the YPG, where he literally drove a tank. What's up with that?
Also, Felix calling Hyderabad "hyper bod" was golden.
Why would they shoehorn that in when they've talked about it multiple times already? Didn't even occur to me that might be relevant ?
@@berdyderg900 because they talked about soldiers in tanks? And there was even one point where it sounded like he was about to mention his own experience but stopped himself. It's like they went out of their way not to talk about it.
He was a machine gunner, they don't let ppl with glasses drive
@@90sStarterJacketso let the guys who can see shoot? Hmm.....
Phappo Jack Houze, ill new rapper from Philly