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  • @ThePredilection
    @ThePredilection 21 день тому +512

    Goddamn the dems are cursed after not running Bernie 2016

    • @ClockCommunist
      @ClockCommunist 21 день тому +65

      Some kind of monkey’s paw thing went down for sure

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 21 день тому +106

      His policies were too aligned with the interests of the working class and not with the interests of their billionaire donors.
      They'd sooner run towards the Cheneys than a few policies that could minorly inconvenience billionaires.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 21 день тому +50

      @@ananousouscertain famous “leftist” commentators will continue to act like this was all some sort of strategical error of the party as if it’s not the party jus being more honest that they have no intention to do anything for the working class

    • @jfeuwhgsf8326bydfh
      @jfeuwhgsf8326bydfh 21 день тому +42

      Dems are just losers. Complete and total losers. Case in point? Watch them whine like hell and do nothing for four years. ❤

    • @valdomero738
      @valdomero738 21 день тому +5

      Nope they can only won't with a white male, with Obama being the whitest one .

  • @matthewcaldwell8100
    @matthewcaldwell8100 21 день тому +141

    “See what they should have done is appeal to centrists.” - literally Bill Maher right now

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 21 день тому +56

      Maher can't cease to exist quick enough

    • @RonaldTrump4547
      @RonaldTrump4547 21 день тому

      Unfortunate when the worst member of a political party is always right. You clowns might want to do some serious soul searching. Maher gets it way more than these champagne communists

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 21 день тому +10

      @@RonaldTrump4547 If the Dems go any farther right then they’re literally just going to do the Dead Kennedy’s song California Über Alles but real lmao

    • @AcappellaTidbits
      @AcappellaTidbits 20 днів тому +7

      ​​@@RonaldTrump4547 Dems aren't even CLOSE to champagne socialist. I'd take a champagne socialist over the "neocons in blue" shit they're doing.

    • @KilgoreTroutAsf
      @KilgoreTroutAsf 20 днів тому +11

      They should appeal more to Bill Maher and the rest of the liberal millionaire class to earn their 0.1% of the vote while losing another 25% of the base.

  • @Johnsmith99663
    @Johnsmith99663 20 днів тому +68

    “There’s an old saying in Schelling…I know it’s in Hegel, probably in Schelling…that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as…as…tragedy……the second time as……it’s funny if it happens again.”

  • @Alias_Fakename
    @Alias_Fakename 20 днів тому +79

    I feel most sorry for those poor black men whose crypto investments won't be protected by Kamala.

  • @tomb407
    @tomb407 21 день тому +46

    "WE DID IT, JOE"
    LOL

  • @D1nnerDawg
    @D1nnerDawg 21 день тому +189

    Im very gay

  • @siu8399
    @siu8399 20 днів тому +66

    “I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but the context of that of which is in motion around me, is informed by all the distance traveled between yesterday, and a future that is not imagined, but realised” 0:14

  • @rapalbumdepot7648
    @rapalbumdepot7648 20 днів тому +92

    At least this opens up a path to victory for Biden 2028

    • @TheFamousMockingbird
      @TheFamousMockingbird 20 днів тому +8

      i wrote in biden "IM STAYING IN THE RACE"

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection 20 днів тому +5

      @@rapalbumdepot7648 you joke but his genotype makes him very easy to clone. The scientists who developed cloning techniques actually started cloning white delawarians before they even tried cloning mice or dogs

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 19 днів тому +4

      Fuck that. Carter 2028

    • @ImUpYourArse
      @ImUpYourArse 19 днів тому

      @@rapalbumdepot7648 THIS IS FOR JOE-HAN

    • @holidaytrout5174
      @holidaytrout5174 18 днів тому +1

      It's never Joever

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 21 день тому +92

    I hope Presinald Trunt, the Twice-Elected can keep just one of his campaign promises and that is that none of us will have to vote anymore.

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl 21 день тому +60

    I'M SPEAKING.

  • @400islands9
    @400islands9 21 день тому +114

    Thanks Obama.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 21 день тому +19

      i mean, you're not wrong. A lot of this can be traced back to him bailing out the banks...

    • @NOISECOREMafiaTV
      @NOISECOREMafiaTV 21 день тому +6

      Thanks Reagan

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 21 день тому +6

      The Obungler Strikes Again

    • @Some_Average_Joe
      @Some_Average_Joe 21 день тому +5

      ​@@ince55antI mean, that speech he gave right before the election probably cost them a few states too

    • @RittenhousesRifle
      @RittenhousesRifle 21 день тому +15

      I get that this was a joke. But Obama not prosecuting the billionaires responsible for the 2008 financial crisis made a lot of people HATE Obama.

  • @Rockyzach88
    @Rockyzach88 21 день тому +48

    As soon as I saw Cheney I knew something was wrong.

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 21 день тому +4

      Who she only courted because Kissinger was dead

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection 20 днів тому +1

      @@Rockyzach88 LOLOL right?

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 20 днів тому +3

      It's a reflection of the positions the Dems have been taking for decades. The mere presence of Cheney is irrelevant.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 20 днів тому

      Great opening line for a story, too.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 20 днів тому +1

      I equate it with a very poorly constructed house. When you notice small things (the doors don’t match the door frames hence they get stuck all the time, they forgot to put the tile all the way around the bathroom floor, stuff like this) you can ONLY assume the big things were also shoddily done as well.

  • @trapadvisor
    @trapadvisor 21 день тому +25

    The dale Earnhardt bit is now more prescient than ever

  • @KevinFeeley_KHF
    @KevinFeeley_KHF 20 днів тому +44

    "It's the economy" should be changed to "It's the economic model" because when both options on the ballot are both saying nothing new about how we as a species get to interact with wealth the rest is all window dressing. We have an economic model that is dying and we are stuck with two political parties that insist that the horse will be fine if we keep beating it.

  • @rudeboyjohn3483
    @rudeboyjohn3483 20 днів тому +34

    There is no way that alienating and supressing your entire base is a mistake. That shit is intentional

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 18 днів тому

      Actually leading sucks. Much easier to just say 'well, it's not our fault. We aren't in power and can't do anything!'

    •  18 днів тому

      Not if you have Zionist agents willing to take you out.

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 20 днів тому +72

    I am proud to be Pennsylvania's most undecided voter. As a small business owner, a home owner, and the leader of a transnational criminal gang, I had only one choice: write-in Joe Biden for President. Forget abortion rights, immigration policy, and grocery prices. My daily priority is worrying whether NATO becomes Finlandized or whether Finland becomes NATOized. My dream is for Germany, Italy, and Japan to remilitarize to the point of becoming the most lethal militaries on the planet, which we can do by giving them a $50,000 tax deduction. It is fundamentally a politics of joy and malarkey at heart, just like my mother always said, often with a mouthful of our neighbors' pets, so it was very hard to parse. We are never going back and we will beat Medicare to death, which unlike Israel does not have the right to defend itself. Just imagine if John Fetterman had RFK Jr.'s brain worms working Ratatouille style; he could haul so much garbage, and flip McDoubles faster than the Blue Wall flipping to Trump. The soul of democracy is tailored by the spirit of freedom which is found in the glory and the humility of the insitutions that purchase the American zeitgeist of tomorrow's legacy, foretold by yesterday's prophecy, establishing a pursuit of not only happiness, but a hope that reaches every shore of every shithole country and garbage island.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 20 днів тому +17

      First of all, thank you for your service. You made the right choice.

    • @deathmagneto-soy
      @deathmagneto-soy 20 днів тому +12

      I believe dirrdevil speaks for every one of us Biden write-in voters.
      Hevudabubba.

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 20 днів тому +6

      @dirrdevil so many words have never been spoken.

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection 20 днів тому

      @@dirrdevil this is beautiful

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 21 день тому +42

    The Dinar, it's coming back folks. We're doing the RV, it's happening. The two nephews, they're so big, they're going to close the border, it's going to be beautiful folks.
    e: There really needs to be a "where are they now" follow up article on Hayes Katseos or whatever her name was from the Dinar episode. The improbability of Trump losing in 2020 and then coming back and winning in 2024 has to have put her belief that Trump is God's chosen President into warp drive.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 20 днів тому

      @@doctorbarber1 saint Trump the patron of the Iraqi dinar

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 20 днів тому

      @@shanemcgonnell9910 Rush Limbaugh is coming back to life, Rod is coming back to America from Hungary, my two giant nephews are doing the fusion dance. Nature is healing.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 20 днів тому

      @@doctorbarber1 all hail Trump! Through Trump all things are possible

  • @MrAntipaganda
    @MrAntipaganda 21 день тому +66

    Guys, unlocking this shows pure class. Thankyou from one of your patreon simps.

    • @TheManWithNoNickname13
      @TheManWithNoNickname13 21 день тому +6

      And they let Chris talk too.

    • @parrot4444
      @parrot4444 21 день тому +3

      It's a bloody masterclass!

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 21 день тому +8

      ​@@TheManWithNoNickname13"I'm speaking." -Chris (and we love it)

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 20 днів тому

      They let you out of the basement, gimp?

  • @lolkthnxbai
    @lolkthnxbai 20 днів тому +57

    Having trump on every zoomer stream and podcast, and what does the DNC do? Kick Hasan out of the DNC convention publicly over gaza and then have a twitch stream like 2 days before the convention. It's amazing the series of fumbles. Not talking about Trump's tariffs or ecnomic plan, courting neocon money and support just amazing.

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 20 днів тому +9

      They spent a trillion dollars running TV commercials and doing outreach and doorknocking but still lost. It's just like 2016 where Trump ran a trash campaign with no ground game and the Clinton people with their huge, slick political machine still ate complete shit.
      I wouldn't hold my breath on the DNC letting somebody who doesn't still use a flip phone start running their party apparatus though. They'd rather lose their way than win anyone else's.

  • @ZRuns94
    @ZRuns94 20 днів тому +26

    I like episodes where Chris has a more active speaking role. Dude is clearly smart and well-informed.

    • @Babytruck123
      @Babytruck123 20 днів тому +4

      He (somewhat) fills the Matt-sized hole of genuine political analysis that’s been missing. Whilst he doesn’t have the autistic rage prescience of Matt, it was cathartic

  • @Kaydin66
    @Kaydin66 20 днів тому +34

    i normally hate biedermans gamer references
    but "clipping through the skybox" really got me

    • @edschell9411
      @edschell9411 20 днів тому +1

      is skybox from a game or was that bc she was at a stadium?

    • @ConnieFWill
      @ConnieFWill 20 днів тому +5

      ​@@edschell9411 a skybox is an area outside of a game's playable bounds that contains textures and objects that get projected onto the background of the playable area to give the illusion of being in a large outdoor environment

  • @shanemcgonnell9910
    @shanemcgonnell9910 20 днів тому +39

    I blame that streamer destiny. He didn’t OWN enough people in DEBATES

  • @Himbo_Slice666
    @Himbo_Slice666 20 днів тому +29

    We told em Bernie or Bust boys

    • @Watchout5
      @Watchout5 20 днів тому +9

      They targeted gamers. GAMERS.

    • @Himbo_Slice666
      @Himbo_Slice666 20 днів тому +6

      @Watchout5 Pokemon Go To The Polls

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 19 днів тому +3

      @@Himbo_Slice666 bustin’ makes me feel good

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 20 днів тому +26

    "I may not be Bryan Singer, but I was assigned a husband on David Geffen's yacht"

    • @laughingoctopus6550
      @laughingoctopus6550 20 днів тому +6

      Bryan Singer wound up marrying a woman, which is nuts. Like, sexually harrassed all those guys just to switch teams

  • @twochordcool
    @twochordcool 21 день тому +63

    WE FUCKING NEED MATT FOR THIS

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 21 день тому +5

      Really? Would he say anything different from what he said then? Or post 2020?

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 20 днів тому +23

      There's a dang CHEETO in the white house!

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 18 днів тому

      His "poem" from the election eve live show is the closest we're getting to a proper analysis from him for a while.

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 21 день тому +69

    The idea that Democrats actually wanted to win...
    The Cheney stuff was the dead giveaway.

    • @anyoneattheendoftime4932
      @anyoneattheendoftime4932 21 день тому +18

      The Producers but with a real Hitler.

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 20 днів тому

      @joshuamarx8209 at one point, I was awaiting breathlessly for them to announce the endorsement of Sir Williams Wiley Gull.

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 20 днів тому

      Maybe the policies matter a little bit more than some meme from 9/11. The policies are not what the average voter wanted, and those who even know what a policy is let that be known this election when they didn't show up to the polls.

    • @gking407
      @gking407 20 днів тому +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 right? if they wanted to win they would have moved forward on issues such as worker unions, student debt, reproductive health protection, and help Ukraine. All they did was eat hot chip and lie!

  • @Joltrat
    @Joltrat 20 днів тому +41

    there is a freaking cheeto in the white house

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 20 днів тому +5

      Sir, this is a Wendy's...

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 20 днів тому +5

      @@SGC90-t5y Oh shit...I just realized how exuberantly happy Jeff Tiedrich must be right now. His life has meaning again.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 20 днів тому +1

      He’s got the voice of a man!!

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 20 днів тому +1

      @@feydrautha012 you seem triggered

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 20 днів тому +1

      @@feydrautha012 imagine liberals would just adopt a pro human rights approach then all this wouldn't happen.
      Just a thought.

  • @Grundlesweat
    @Grundlesweat 20 днів тому +25

    My name is Matt...Christmas...and I love TO DO rants

  • @Rhahdhdn
    @Rhahdhdn 21 день тому +24

    We did it Joe!

  • @BBQAndButter
    @BBQAndButter 21 день тому +26

    We all know it was that fucking song. "OH MY GOD I WILL VOTE..."

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 20 днів тому +8

      OH MY GOD I WILL VO-door gets kicked in as ICE agents raid the recording studio looking for undocumented immigrants.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 20 днів тому +2

      The number of people that heard that thick Latin accent and took it as unadulterated proof that undocumented _illegals_ were _illegally_ voting is greater than zero

    • @iPig
      @iPig 20 днів тому +1

      CatTime

    • @Alias_Fakename
      @Alias_Fakename 20 днів тому

      The song came out four years ago though, why didn't it work in 2020?

    • @iPig
      @iPig 20 днів тому

      @@Alias_Fakename Because a CERTIAN twitch streamer didn't platform it in 2020. (jk)

  • @gavin7772
    @gavin7772 20 днів тому +30

    I’d like to think after the victory Trump went to a McDonald’s and got 2 Big Mac meals and just set up the other one across from in honor of shinzo

    • @meegz149
      @meegz149 20 днів тому +4

      @gavin7772 "working" at mcdonalds for a day was not work for him. It was like a 4 year old going to Disney World for the first time.

    • @RumHam5570
      @RumHam5570 20 днів тому +1

      They should set up a 7-up bottle monument for Shinzo Abe. They can drop a single mentos (mentoid?) into the bottle every year in remembrance.

    • @blackdog9698919
      @blackdog9698919 20 днів тому +2

      That's beautiful, gavin7772. RIP Shinzo-san. I hate you, but Donald Trump will always remember that he had a cool samurai friend.

  • @PantheraUncia13
    @PantheraUncia13 21 день тому +55

    we coulda had Bernie

    • @gking407
      @gking407 20 днів тому

      @@PantheraUncia13 nah that requires actually voting

  • @Czeckie
    @Czeckie 19 днів тому +27

    i love this schizophrenic comment section lol

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 20 днів тому +94

    It’s okay to hate the Democrats AND be devastated. Kamala is a ghoul but I know my disabled son and the clients I serve as a social worker are worse off now than if she had won. I’m angry at the Democrats for continuing to cater to big business and the imaginary moderate voters, I’m angry at MAGA for taking us all on this ride to hell, and I’m also angry at leftists who are gloating. This is a really sad time. I’d love to gloat to my mom who voted for Hillary in 2016 that if we had all come together to back Bernie, none of this would have happened. But I’m too sad to gloat. It just really really sucks.

    • @wednesdaylarocha2114
      @wednesdaylarocha2114 20 днів тому +18

      completely agree

    • @GlassofAIDS
      @GlassofAIDS 20 днів тому +8

      Exactly how I feel

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 20 днів тому

      People keep saying this. Joey is still el jefe. Probably nothing happens for you until year 2 when they have dismantled various service programs. Immigrants right away will probably want to be ready. Trans people will honestly not have much change as much of a buggaboo as they were. They will keep getting harassed and fired like before and maybe that will extend more to those in government I guess. Prisoners will have it worse I guess.
      Honestly the rhetoric is very similar to Republicans during Obama 2. What really changed? President just isn't that important. The issue is people keep voting for awful senators and gerrymandering has completely effed the House.

    • @meegz149
      @meegz149 20 днів тому +2

      @Badtown1988 " I’m also angry at leftists who are gloating." the democratic leadership hates us. I take great joy in their impotent rage. I used to think conservatives were just plain not smart, but seeing how even the smartest David Pakman fan is on his subreddit, seeing them arguing the same way. It's clear it's all fear, anger, and resentment.

    • @vandal-ki3di
      @vandal-ki3di 20 днів тому +3

      Either we start a new party or we just are gonna keep sitting out lol

  • @mattryan1999
    @mattryan1999 18 днів тому +16

    I dont know if yall realize this, seeing as how subtly it's alluded to in every single episode, but i think Felix may know Hasan Piker

  • @Virtuoso191
    @Virtuoso191 21 день тому +16

    The curse of the Bernbino compells you.

  • @vincentbatten4686
    @vincentbatten4686 19 днів тому +20

    That Kamala speech was hilarious after they had the police and secret service move out labor groups outside of the state house grounds along with Palestinian Protesters for her speech in Columbia.

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 21 день тому +44

    Legit the only post-election analysis I gaf about

    • @gking407
      @gking407 20 днів тому

      @@cyberspace667 ok Karen

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore 20 днів тому

      Eh, the Trillbillies podcast episode is pretty funny too.

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 20 днів тому

      @@cyberspace667 Hasan is doing good stuff

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal 21 день тому +87

    Here's the thing; Gaza may not be a big deal for the average voter, but for a _politically active_ voter, it's much more important. And you need those people, because they're the ones who canvas, phone-bank, and bring out the low-engagement voters.

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment 21 день тому +9

      And for the under-30 votes as well. They can keep gifting money and weapons to that country, but trying to weasel out of every promises to the youth. They are the ones likely to use TikTok and see the criminals bragging about the crimes, and see their candidates defend those criminals every chance they got.

    • @chicomojo
      @chicomojo 21 день тому +9

      I haven't seen the actual breakdowns yet regarding voting demographics, but Harris ended up losing by a razor thin margin in WI, MI and PA, meaning she was possibly one Gaza away from winning the Electoral College and losing the popular vote.

    • @burgerdaveee
      @burgerdaveee 21 день тому +4

      exactly, their gaza policy took away any chance they had to enthuse their young voter base

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 20 днів тому +1

      @@chicomojo God it would have been hilarious if Harris lost the popular vote but won the electoral college with exactly 270 EVs or something. Or it would be until the Trump supporters got extremely violent over it.
      Regarding demographics, the big story from this election at least so far is that Latino men went like +10 for Trump. I think he won GenZ men too.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 20 днів тому

      Obama won because he was a candidate that could unite the establishment and the young activist crowd. Harris aggressively didn’t want the young activist crowd

  • @LulaTheStampede
    @LulaTheStampede 20 днів тому +25

    the dems didn't win at the battlebox

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 20 днів тому +2

      The 2nd to last episode of Evangelion but it's Kamala as Shinji and Biden as the blonde angel kid.
      Hey do you think Matt's brain damage will let him finally enjoy cartoons like Felix?

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 20 днів тому +1

      @@LulaTheStampede they gotta run Tombstone next time.

    • @ShoeSnatchinWilly
      @ShoeSnatchinWilly 20 днів тому +2

      They forgot to deploy the little battle fella

  • @valentinavargas6217
    @valentinavargas6217 21 день тому +20

    im gay for my slimes

  • @wonderfulfebruary
    @wonderfulfebruary 19 днів тому +14

    Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat. His father's. BROTHER.

  • @endoplasmicreticulum8777
    @endoplasmicreticulum8777 20 днів тому +28

    God, Felix is so funny.

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 20 днів тому +21

    I am glad Will is honest about Trump being a dominant political figure. I hate his politics but he rolled over the GOP primary candidates in 2016 and remade the image of the GOP to be Trump. Mostly here to listen to some lefties say "I told you so" though. I thought it would be like a coin flip not a trouncing.

    • @boskor777
      @boskor777 20 днів тому +6

      If you look at the actual votes and not electoral votes, it was a coin flip. Red states went Trump, blue states went Harris, and the 7 swing states were basically 50/50. Getting 51% of the vote when your opponent gets 47% is not a trouncing. There was no radical shift in the electorate. If lots of people vote, democrats win, if not, the Republicans win, just like everyone has been saying for decades.

    • @weejockpoopongmcplop
      @weejockpoopongmcplop 20 днів тому

      @@boskor777 Isn't it on track to be the 2nd highest turnout election ever?

    • @2intheampm512
      @2intheampm512 20 днів тому

      ​@@boskor777While that's true, the shifts in blue states were insane. NJ went +16 Biden in 2020, it went +5 Harris. New York and Illinois were closer than Texas and Florida

  • @evanevans5428
    @evanevans5428 20 днів тому +41

    Then Biden comes out after the election and says the " we need to turn the temperature down" thing. Ain't nobody asked you a DAMMN thing bro😂

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays 20 днів тому +6

      Sam Jackson voice

    • @evanevans5428
      @evanevans5428 20 днів тому +4

      @AoE2Replays chefs kiss. Yes lol

    • @Jebediah1999
      @Jebediah1999 20 днів тому +5

      We needs to turn the temps down from a fck wit who has spent a year helping Chef Bibi cook Gaza.

    • @evanevans5428
      @evanevans5428 20 днів тому +2

      @Jebediah1999 it's a parking lot now 😞

  • @domcamella9408
    @domcamella9408 19 днів тому +7

    this is one of the best ever episodes. always good when Chris Wade is on the whole time too

  • @FreeEduardGrigoriann
    @FreeEduardGrigoriann 21 день тому +12

    Was waiting for this

  • @zenleeparadise
    @zenleeparadise 20 днів тому +7

    Chapo Trap House made me cry there at the end.

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 18 днів тому +12

    Time to see if the Brotherhood Of Steel is recruiting. Rather be sided with the techno-knights than Enclave. Also have an allergic reaction to Jet, so no raider clan will take me. The Wasteland is gonna be LIT!

  • @joefrancis759
    @joefrancis759 20 днів тому +18

    Brunch is joever

  • @adriandavies8097
    @adriandavies8097 20 днів тому +18

    Welcome back Mr Chapo, I see we are once more met betwixt the same path

  • @CoadyShay
    @CoadyShay 21 день тому +15

    Bravo, Felix.

  • @corydelacruz1547
    @corydelacruz1547 19 днів тому +11

    Somebody get Matt on the phone to make sense of all this!

  • @Allisonwonderland99
    @Allisonwonderland99 20 днів тому +17

    Felix with an absolute heater right out the gate

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 20 днів тому +28

    I for sure would like to hear Matt Christman now. Hope he's doing well.

  • @mepanther3125
    @mepanther3125 21 день тому +12

    Banger of an episode.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 21 день тому +38

    Honestly, I'm out. I'm done. I've had enough. And I won't have another 4 years stolen from me. I'm not doing this anymore.
    I'm not going to follow anything, no news, no commentators, no podcasts, no memes, nothing. We live in a fash age, and things are going to get so dire, I honestly don't know why we're not taking drastic action. We know where this will go, and we just carry on like normal, well, I can't.
    The dems talk of a peaceful transition of power like, I'm sorry, you call T a threat to democracy and a fash and all that, but you're willing to let him in?! AGAIN?! I just... I can't.
    Honestly I refuse to endure some WW3 thing, I'm just gonna KMS, like, I'm not gonna be a pawn.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 21 день тому +25

      Hey pal, I've been feeling this too lately, and I just want you to know, I hope you're going to be okay. There's lots of us where you're at right now. I hope you can find what you need and be okay.

    • @ImUpYourArse
      @ImUpYourArse 21 день тому +9

      Grow up you sad idiot. So gaza didn't matter?

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 21 день тому +7

      Yet you’re here. You’re sure you’re done?

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 21 день тому +21

      just grill dude.
      get that bbq out and go feed some homeless people, or bond with your community. not even as political action, its just good for the soul

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 21 день тому +4

      Love yourself and love everyone around you

  • @matt5721
    @matt5721 21 день тому +37

    Dnc ran a shit campaign and deserved to lose. Until we can have a conversation about how we haven't had a legitimate primary since 2008, this party is fucked

    • @howwitty
      @howwitty 20 днів тому +1

      How could the DNC ever have an honest to God, legitimate primary? There's no nationwide coalition. They don't have a coherent strategy other than "Midwestern white sports guy".

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 20 днів тому +1

      True. But that's by design.

    • @gking407
      @gking407 20 днів тому

      @@matt5721 stop pretending to care what Democrats do and get on with the revolution comrade

  • @Ajani413
    @Ajani413 20 днів тому +14

    Guys, i know this is gonna sound super cheesy, but thanks for those encouraging words in the closing. I needed some good perspective to help me try to keep fighting and not just end it.
    I will keep making them snuff out that flame

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface 20 днів тому +10

    I joked that Trump would put a microphone in RFK’s just because he’s got a funny voice. I can’t believe it came true.

  • @Watchout5
    @Watchout5 20 днів тому +9

    There will never be a better episode. The last 15 minutes I could not stop laughing. We need this cope. Because it's hard truths. With trolling peppered in. Magnificent.

  • @nathangill8404
    @nathangill8404 12 днів тому +7

    Those damn emails! ✉️

  • @deborahlagunitas
    @deborahlagunitas 21 день тому +19

    i love this, thank you. You guys helped me in 2016 post-election and again now. Kudos.

    • @anb9999
      @anb9999 21 день тому +1

      Go read theory

  • @rawbebaba
    @rawbebaba 20 днів тому +14

    1:04:40 No, it's even fucking worse man. That is the median age of FIRST TIME HOME BUYERS.

    • @fredfredburger9404
      @fredfredburger9404 20 днів тому +2

      idk where you're getting that from, but a google shows that the median age of first time home buyers is 38, still bleak but like come on

  • @evs6327
    @evs6327 20 днів тому +11

    me and my roommate have been waiting for this episode like ppl were waiting on the radio in world war 2

  • @MrGrass97
    @MrGrass97 20 днів тому +8

    “The walls are closing in.”

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 21 день тому +22

    I'm just glad Matt Christman is back. Hope you bring Derick Varn on podcast who also predicted Trump win

    • @ayeball2
      @ayeball2 21 день тому +1

      Good good no

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 21 день тому +2

      being good at guessing doesnt mean anything

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 20 днів тому

      @@ince55ant lol especially when it's a 50/50 guess

  • @Juniper122
    @Juniper122 21 день тому +10

    That Dale Earnhardt bit! I’m dead. But it’s supposed to go David Carradine and Johnny Knoxville and then Dale Earnhardt.! Either way she crashed into the fucking wall

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady 20 днів тому +5

    I like the idea of Trump and the nuclear football guy doing 6 months in county like Ricky and Julian

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 20 днів тому +39

    *”You will miss the liberal world order when it’s gone.”* No, I won’t. I absolutely will not miss it when it’s gone.

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 20 днів тому +5

      even the premise is utter b.s., it's been gone since at least 2003

    • @everythingisterrible8862
      @everythingisterrible8862 20 днів тому +2

      hahaha
      .... ah.
      You will when you're living inside a 3'x4' elon cube.
      Ya normies really don't believe in the possibility of a I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream scenario~

    • @casparleeb5897
      @casparleeb5897 20 днів тому +6

      @@everythingisterrible8862 Cube-living is already a reality for downwardly mobile people in major cities across the Western world. That IS the liberal world order, not its replacement. And yeah, I don't believe in the possibility of a horror sci-fi scenario involving Skynet-led nanobots taking over virtually all physical matter on the globe and playing torture games with a handful of survivors as a possibility that influences how I vote. You'd have to be severely autistic or 11 year olds to do so.

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 19 днів тому +18

    Lol someone was just yesterday posting on r/JonStewart blaming him for the loss and saying Biden should have ran instead

    • @tstehler1
      @tstehler1 19 днів тому +1

      I wish I was surprised by this comment, but I also genuinely wonder if Biden would have done better

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn 19 днів тому +3

      ​@@tstehler1doubt it, his polling was abysmal before dropped out. Brain just got too bad

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR 19 днів тому

      They swapped in Harris too soon. The less people see and hear from her, the better her chances would have been.

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn 3 дні тому

      @@RipTheJackR my instinct was they did it too late but damn you might actually be right about that. Her polling was way better before she sat down for an interview lol

  • @BushyHairedStranger
    @BushyHairedStranger 19 днів тому +15

    Dracula 2028

  • @oDDable
    @oDDable 21 день тому +6

    A banger

  • @gaikokugo1
    @gaikokugo1 20 днів тому +15

    This is the end of the Obama era.

  • @blakeudell
    @blakeudell 20 днів тому +11

    BIG BOY JB PRITZKER IS THE FUTURE

    • @MxArgent
      @MxArgent 19 днів тому

      If you gave Pritzker the personality and mannerisms of Connor O'malley or Alan Reznick to make his vibes as weird, you'd have a pretty good candidate for a Bizarro-Trump

  • @phantomjoker5
    @phantomjoker5 19 днів тому +6

    popcorn time

  • @robbB39
    @robbB39 20 днів тому +18

    At 17:30 I have been saying this since 2012. We need to get rid of the party . They won’t do anything to hurt their donors. Now party of Joy? wtf ? Joy because my living expenses doubled, I have spent $4k on medical expenses this year before my insurance pays anything? Everyone grows poorer and works more? F these people

  • @murs2023
    @murs2023 20 днів тому +9

    felix was on fire this episode

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 20 днів тому +29

    In hindsight, Bernie 100% should have started his own party after 2016. Even if it wasn’t possible to actually win you might have been able to use it to force real concessions from the Dems. I dunno if it would have worked, but we wouldn’t be in a worse place than we are now. Shame he didn’t have the stones for it.

    • @johnnymatias3027
      @johnnymatias3027 20 днів тому +4

      Hmm. Not a bad point.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 20 днів тому +7

      Yep, the last new major political party in America was in fact the Republicans, forming over slavery, the issue that basically crippled the Whigs and made them obsolete. It was very disruptive, and part of the process was ceding elections to the Democrats more or less, but at the end of the process something new had emerged that was willing to take action on the issue. At least the losses would have been *for* something.

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm 20 днів тому +1

      The American electoral system is planned to have two parties, the Democrats and Republics have the same genealogical origin.

    • @nickyman5557
      @nickyman5557 20 днів тому

      Bernie is a liberal, he will never form his own party

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 18 днів тому

      Bernie was never going to abandon the Democrats but we absolutely do need a left-wing third party to pressure Dems from the left, and crucially from *outside* the Democratic Party. The DSA's entryist, "inside-outside", or "dirty break" approach and orientation to the left wing of the Democrats over the past decade has proven to be a massive, if not complete failure, in the worst case delivering us backstabbers like AOC and in the best case giving us easily ignored voices of dissent like Omar and Tlaib. We need an entire party's worth of Dan Osborns and Kshama Sawants and Howie Hawkinses capable of forming a sufficiently coherent and principled coalition to unite on the issue of liberating workers from capitalism to make the Democrats obsolete, the way Lincoln's GOP obsoleted the Whigs via their hardline position on the question of abolishing chattel slavery.

  • @ohma3305
    @ohma3305 17 днів тому +6

    Kamala talks like Yap Dollar lmaoo

  • @lachlank.8270
    @lachlank.8270 21 день тому +8

    I thought he would win for sure because of the assassins but not win this much

  • @loner419
    @loner419 19 днів тому +10

    I'm glad I never put anything into retirement. I'd always had the feeling benefits for the olds would be taken away just as all the boomers start dying and here we are.

  • @awdgaray
    @awdgaray 20 днів тому +24

    Gaza was absolutely a decideing factor considering swing states were razor thin where the Muslim populations are pretty sizeable.

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 20 днів тому +6

      ​@@knives7_7 I must know a lot of nobodies

    • @FiveTiger
      @FiveTiger 20 днів тому +3

      @@knives7_7 The people whose families are getting double tapped are

    • @lucasmurphy740
      @lucasmurphy740 20 днів тому +5

      I think it’s not necessarily a deciding factor but its definitely a signal that she’s an inhuman lizard person just like the last and people are tired of another uncaring monster being their only choice

    • @RumHam5570
      @RumHam5570 20 днів тому +1

      It’s one example of many where democrats lost the confidence of constituencies across the country.

    • @freealter
      @freealter 20 днів тому

      Gaza was a deciding factor in that it indicated every other factor was secondary. Most Americans however failed to notice that this entire election was downstream of Trump and the hierarchy of extermination.

  • @kensurrency2564
    @kensurrency2564 15 днів тому +12

    The Empire is a managed stage show.
    You’re arguing over performative reality.
    Meanwhile, the average human still suffers.

  • @fancykarlmarx
    @fancykarlmarx 16 днів тому +8

    Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee

    • @Yankee_Smoker1917
      @Yankee_Smoker1917 16 днів тому +7

      "Huuh huuh that falafel looks like a big ol hush puppy huuh huuh"

    • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
      @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 15 днів тому +5

      : Why am I reading that like how I read the phrase "Washed-up psycho Bette Midler"?

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603A classic 😂

  • @xentakis
    @xentakis 20 днів тому +10

    Shawn Fain 2028

  • @shoDOHC
    @shoDOHC 20 днів тому +4

    My ballot? Tossed in the garbage

  • @shanemcgonnell9910
    @shanemcgonnell9910 21 день тому +22

    Now that Trump is back in the White House I’m hoping we get: Russiagate 2.0 even more boring, A Michael Avenatti type lawyer side character comes out of nowhere this time he’s even more slimier, and daily “news” drops about how Trump is like scratching his butt on the Oval Office rug like a dog

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 20 днів тому

      @shanemcgonnell9910 what we won't be getting is stories of Trump splitting a late lunch of bear cub tartar with RFK JR.

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 18 днів тому

      Only now just realizing how much the CNN and MSNBC executives must have been creaming themselves this past week over the prospect of tens of millions of additional terrified people tuning in to their monotonous bullshit almost-non-stories involving Trump for another four years.

  • @antgrantrant
    @antgrantrant 19 днів тому +7

    Fuckin... Deja vu

  • @moebrains5893
    @moebrains5893 19 днів тому +6

    I read the Yglesias complaints about leaving "wokeness" out of a presidential campaign as "we need to run a straight cis white male next time"

    • @wingdingdmetrius8025
      @wingdingdmetrius8025 19 днів тому +4

      basically. rather than any material conclusions, the analysis is that america is to racist & misogynist for a kamala presidency.

    • @brycejones4821
      @brycejones4821 7 днів тому

      A normal white guy

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 20 днів тому +6

    Reaping, sowing, etc

  • @forresth.6690
    @forresth.6690 20 днів тому +5

    s/bungled it away/destroyed it deliberately

  • @b.b.6673
    @b.b.6673 20 днів тому +19

    Diddy will get a pardon

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 18 днів тому

      I can see the Eric Adams pardon happening but a pardon for somebody universally understood to be a Hollywood Pedophile would be a colossal mistake for Trump, it would shatter the already fragmented Q movement into tiny pieces.

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 17 днів тому

      hell yeah, dude

  • @greghmn
    @greghmn 19 днів тому +6

    28:27 this isn't quite true - HW obliterated Dukakis 53.4 to 45.6 in the '88 popular vote - but the point is taken regardless.

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 19 днів тому +5

    6:46 Felix Sea Lion impression

    • @Fucyallfr
      @Fucyallfr 19 днів тому +1

      He did it at least twice lol

  • @laurapringleswilder
    @laurapringleswilder 20 днів тому +10

    "Half hazard", Felix? Really?

    • @PoolNoodleGundam
      @PoolNoodleGundam 20 днів тому +1

      I swear to god he's doing it on purpose to make me, personally, have a stroke

  • @hemingshark327
    @hemingshark327 21 день тому +5

    💯💯💯💯

  • @Balloonbot
    @Balloonbot 19 днів тому +6

    Freddy Kruger 2028

  • @nickyman5557
    @nickyman5557 20 днів тому +12

    Just imagine how badly Biden would have done…

    • @Moodooloo
      @Moodooloo 20 днів тому +5

      They probably would've performed about the same, they're both intractable and insincere. Totally out of touch with constituents.

    • @nickyman5557
      @nickyman5557 20 днів тому +6

      @ yes but Joe Biden is literally half a vegetable

    • @MrOBJECTIVEOBSERVER
      @MrOBJECTIVEOBSERVER 20 днів тому +5

      @@nickyman5557 that puts him at like Kamalas baseline

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 20 днів тому +7

      he would have performed almost the same as kamala but additionally lost new mexico and virginia

    • @exercisethemind
      @exercisethemind 20 днів тому

      Biden was amazing. Far more intelligent than he seems. He knew what he was doing. And I love him for it. Trump might just do something great. We will see. 😏

  • @kevdog6425
    @kevdog6425 18 днів тому +3

    I just realized I don't know what Felix is referencing with the opener. It sounds like Man Men listening to the new spin to it, but I can't find the quote.

    • @EpicFacedPerson
      @EpicFacedPerson 18 днів тому +8

      He made a very similar joke at the start of their episode following Chillary's 2016 defeat, a little new spin on an old classic.

    • @musaafirah
      @musaafirah 18 днів тому +2

      In 2016 when Hilary lost he did a cold open that was very similar. The Dale Earnhardt comment from 2016 was amazing. You can hear it in the first minute of "We Live in the Zone Now':
      ua-cam.com/video/oGbrJCS_kcE/v-deo.htmlsi=334hJaDe_zIQ7JGO

    • @EdwardAppleby-xk1yq
      @EdwardAppleby-xk1yq 17 днів тому

      @@EpicFacedPerson yeah cus there's a single fucking person alive who should know or remember that or give a shit or think it's funny

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman 15 днів тому +3

      ​@@EdwardAppleby-xk1yqIs there urine in your breakfast cereal? And do you enjoy it?