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  • @aurus6483
    @aurus6483 Рік тому +27

    I used to work on Nauru at their immigration centre. They import almost 100% of their food, have no water, one high school, and are already planning a national evacuation to Australia in the next 50 years. The people, especially the children, are anxious and angry. There have been a lot of preachers, priests, aid workers and capitalists that have come through, exploited the natural environment, and then left again - and now climate change will claim what's left.

    • @lanceblankenship9995
      @lanceblankenship9995 Рік тому +3

      Nauru's only natural resource was phosphate (literally hardened bird sh*t), and they mined it all pretty quickly. What do you expect them to do? It's never gonna be a tourist destination (not enough flora and fauna), and it lacks the human capital to become a Hong Kong or Singapore. One high school in a country of 12,000 people isn't low, plenty of towns in the US that small that only have one high school.
      Where would they grow their food? Is the soil productive in Nauru? Plenty of priests, aid workers, and capitalists have visited literally every country in the world, what's your point?

    • @supermarx
      @supermarx Рік тому +17

      @@lanceblankenship9995 "Plenty of priests, aid workers, and capitalists have visited literally every country in the world" and look at the state of it.

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 12 днів тому

      Have you ever been there before? ​@@lanceblankenship9995

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +48

    This is just a friendly reminder to conservatives, and I cannot believe I have to tell them this, that they should speak for themselves when they say everyone has gay thoughts.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 Рік тому +5

      Well in my case they aren't wrong, but it's a fair point.

    • @blackdog9698919
      @blackdog9698919 Рік тому +4

      I think the implication is that they have so many gay thoughts, and they repress them so hard, that the gay thoughts are shot out of them and into the brains of everyone else around them. Which, I mean, people like Crowder certainly seem to be _trying_ to do that, by just forcing everyone to have the image of his dick imprinted on their consciousnesses.
      It's like they're trying to prove the old conservative trope that being gay is a choice by doing really gay shit in order to turn everyone gay.

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy Рік тому +25

    Right wing twitter / X: Minorities and women above the age of 17 should not exist.
    Left wing twitter / X: Is it problematic to eat bananas?

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 Рік тому +191

    Crowder is so deep in the closet he’s gone past narnia and is now exploring parts of the wardrobe heretofore unknown. He’s basically the Magellan of that universe

    • @joeyhause8077
      @joeyhause8077 Рік тому +7

      It's incredible hes passed all the way through narnia and hes just staring at the wood in the back of the wardrobe... Even the witch is popping up as an npc like there's nothing here you need to go back

    • @matttriano
      @matttriano Рік тому +1

      Inverse Magellan

    • @mikelopez9071
      @mikelopez9071 Рік тому +12

      "the crowder zone" like the midnight zone of the depths of suppressed sexual expression

    • @buckocrooks
      @buckocrooks Рік тому +7

      I'm gay

    • @NachoGetter
      @NachoGetter Рік тому +6

      Bisexual prince Caspian

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Рік тому +54

    We love our guys don't we folks? Great big large sons folks it's just fantastic.

  • @richarcher499
    @richarcher499 Рік тому +17

    Crowder is so far in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

  • @mx338
    @mx338 Рік тому +17

    Here in Germany "socialism is when no bananas" is one of the most common argument because of our history, so we definitely gotta have bananas in when the GDR is revived.

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 Рік тому +12

      Considering that most bananas at the time where essentially farmed with slave labor that may have been a good thing

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Рік тому +1

      ​@@Terra_Incognita115that was the whole argument, that those conditions remain the same today

  • @darthtater1231
    @darthtater1231 Рік тому +23

    Getting a bunch of bananas and having them fall of the stem by just picking them up makes me think having entire plantations of monoculture banana trees who are all like hapsburg cousins of each other is a bad idea

    • @darthtater1231
      @darthtater1231 Рік тому +11

      Bananas are more likely to dissappear from our stores becuse of extinction due to some sort of blight than a social revolutin

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo Рік тому +32

    For these homosexual trad guys lamenting the fact that not as many men get to die in glorious combat, a question. Do they think that if/when they go to war and kill an enemy, they are granting that enemy his own masculine ideal of a glorious death? Or does their imagination not extend that far?
    So much romanticism about dying a glorious death for your friends, for your nation, for an ideal. Not much romanticism about killing for it. (Maybe not yet?)

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +27

      If literature is anything to go off of, the romanticization of the battlefield ends the moment you step on one

    • @DissentingDogLevi
      @DissentingDogLevi Рік тому +18

      Yep you can tell who is a fancy pants wuss just by the glorication of battle. People have know this since the bronze literally

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Рік тому +4

      they do, its basically why they try to paint all Muslims as wahabbists as theyre the only ones in the islamic diaspora dumb enough to basically think the same thing.

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike Рік тому +29

    The gay as af/Tradcath build needs to be patched

  • @tewodrosii2875
    @tewodrosii2875 Рік тому +23

    The leftists who rail on this show for not taking the most edgelord, anti-social takes reminds of what Brace said when they discussed Gazi Kodo getting arrested: first, try to be NORMAL.
    If those are the kind of people who are supposed to carry out the revolution of the proletariat, we should all just prepare for the impending neo-Francoist backlash.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Рік тому +3

      Ok Dad.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Рік тому +4

      @@joshuamarx8209 is this the part where I'm supposed to care?

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Рік тому +2

      Twitter is a land where "banana republics are bad" can be twisted into "the left wants to take away your banana" and people will double-down and say "yes, you should stop eating bananas now actually"

  • @marco_vz
    @marco_vz Рік тому +26

    did Matt really make a videogame reference? it’s over, he’s been replaced by a clone

    • @jamescoll130
      @jamescoll130 Рік тому +3

      I mean, Christman has always been 8-bit.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Рік тому +7

      His wife is a bad influence on him

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +5

      Someone ask him his opinion on blood effects in movies

    • @denisonsmock5456
      @denisonsmock5456 Рік тому +1

      I swear he made an Assassin’s Creed reference a bit ago

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo Рік тому +3

      It's a myself marinaro

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Рік тому +14

    The Bronze Age was noteworthy for the prevalence of cast bronze (go figure) so the belief that these were a people who inherently chaffed at conformity is kinda hilarious… the Bronze Age saw probably the most globalized highly industrialized societies in existence until the 19th century.

    • @8eight104
      @8eight104 Рік тому +4

      you expect these people to know history aside from memes?

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Рік тому +12

    Did I hear Lament for Enkidu by Peter Pringle ?

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +14

    The Bretbug is *back* baby!

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne Рік тому +10

    The banana discourse on Tumblr seems like it was better than on Twitter. Posts about imperialism and the construction of banana republics still got replies like "so you want food to be expensive, you want poor people to starve :/" but at least it was more about if the country *supplying* the bananas had a revolution, which is far more likely.

  • @basiliscornelius
    @basiliscornelius Рік тому +10

    I always think/hope I'm going to like bananas more than I do.

  • @hemingshark327
    @hemingshark327 Рік тому +7

    when he said majority of men I did not expect 97%

  • @Dirt-McGerk
    @Dirt-McGerk Рік тому +15

    Repressed gay guys got that dawg in 'em. Imperial Great Britain, Dwight D Eisenhower ( probably all U.S. army generals/upper echelon in WWII), John Calvin, etc.

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Рік тому +12

    Crowder a small business tyrant, no you don’t say?

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Рік тому +2

      He was running a free dick pic with a side of pancakes small business

  • @donnylurch4207
    @donnylurch4207 Рік тому +11

    I never expected a webcomic about the skeletal koopas from Super Mario would be so politically charged.

  • @davidkuehnen3339
    @davidkuehnen3339 Рік тому +10

    Plantains? Shit, without Bananas, plantains would be nowhere. Plantains have been riding high on the shoulders of bananas since the word go.

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Рік тому

      Plantains are just a type of banana

    • @davidkuehnen3339
      @davidkuehnen3339 Рік тому +2

      @@condor237 and without the regular bananas around, no one would have ever heard of em. Thars the joke.

    • @jeffm3283
      @jeffm3283 Рік тому +6

      Get this man a fried plantain

    • @ILoveEvadingTax
      @ILoveEvadingTax Рік тому +4

      on god never step foot in jamaica the mums are gonna get shooters on you

  • @darthtater1231
    @darthtater1231 Рік тому +16

    Mr. President we cannot allow a hard truth gap

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 Рік тому +7

    “Dollar For a Kill” is a great title

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas Рік тому +16

    The majority of men are homosexual lol

  • @stephendaley266
    @stephendaley266 Рік тому +10

    They should just buy Wyoming.
    Go nuts...
    Buy 1,000 square miles and build your own utopia.

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 Рік тому +3

      Didn't they try that with "Gault's Gulch" or whatever they called it?

    • @stephendaley266
      @stephendaley266 Рік тому +2

      @@feydrautha012 Yes. The one I heard about was basically a real estate scam somewhere in South America.
      The problem with Libertarian utopia is that everyone expects someone else to do all the actual work!

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Рік тому

      ​@@stephendaley266yeah all that shit line bandying about against Communism in the West was all comical projection, duh

  • @masontthompson81
    @masontthompson81 Рік тому +12

    Waldau was in a movie Called
    "God Is A Bullet"

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Рік тому

      Kind of q baller title

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Рік тому

      Why does he do these terrible movies?

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Рік тому

      @@Garrett1240The Danes had their shame gene carved out of their frontal lobe by Loki, the father of B movies and god of calling people gay

  • @IMelkor42
    @IMelkor42 Рік тому +12

    An interesting game, the only winning move is to annex a neighbouring country.

  • @nickelback3360
    @nickelback3360 Рік тому +11

    A bunch of Crowder employees not reporting sexual harassment should be eye-opening for them, huh?

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 Рік тому +11

    laudanum with Crawdanum

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Рік тому +7

    I guess us Chapo fans can’t trust uncle Felix around a banana

  • @bunyipz2040
    @bunyipz2040 Рік тому +11

    Nauru is an Australian immigration detention centre. Probably just trying to buy off the Aust. Govt for some perks or just wants to buy a jail.

    • @blakchristianbale
      @blakchristianbale Рік тому +1

      There’s an immigration detention centre on Nauru but Australia doesn’t own the land it’s on. Nauru is an independent country

    • @bunyipz2040
      @bunyipz2040 Рік тому

      @@blakchristianbale an independent country hahaha. Thanks for the wiki take.

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Рік тому

      @@blakchristianbalearen’t they managed jointly by Aus and NZ?

  • @ryanarntz5098
    @ryanarntz5098 Рік тому +6

    Was that Sumerian singing at 39:05?

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Рік тому +9

      UA-cam channel Peter Pringle singing Lament for Enkidu in Ancient Sumerian

  • @Smeghead1312
    @Smeghead1312 Рік тому +6

    I should think a zucchini in the tail pipe would be just as effective.

  • @newsourcetechno5777
    @newsourcetechno5777 Рік тому +6

    7:02 who would have guessed that a group of obscenely rich western financiers that believe themselves alone to know what is best for the planet are already considering taking over an island nation?

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 11 місяців тому +26

    What are these guys talking about? Bananas in tail pipes (hey-o)? But really you put potatoes in tail pipes. Out of touch with the working class tail pipe busters.

    • @BNardolilli
      @BNardolilli 10 місяців тому +7

      Irish cops will just eat them

    • @gothiclemons
      @gothiclemons 10 місяців тому

      😂 I huuuúV7😅😊😊

    • @wyattasspenis
      @wyattasspenis 8 місяців тому +1

      I be putting my potatoes in er tailpipe and popping em out shouting "Boo Yah"

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 5 місяців тому

      maybe exhaust pipes got thinner?

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 4 місяці тому +1

      Let me ask you what it feels like

  • @indigo22284
    @indigo22284 16 днів тому +1

    They wanted Naaru for the sand, no foolin’.

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Рік тому +12

    “Alright, pigs…”

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 Рік тому +9

    Not since Caleb have I heard of such heinous treat crimes.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler Рік тому +8

    We need a solution to the BQ

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 Рік тому +8

    great transition using the epic of gilgamesh

  • @absinthe_apostle
    @absinthe_apostle Рік тому +4

    "alleged" was removed from the article

  • @GHOSTPLANEtable
    @GHOSTPLANEtable Рік тому +5

    Oh my God bananas give me a throat scratch too, can def be allergic too.
    Lol. I’m ginger saddam and I don’t let my boys have nanners at the candy palace!

  • @JuanOchoa
    @JuanOchoa Рік тому +8

    7-24-23 The day the Banana Split broke Chapo.

  • @theLetterDoubleYou
    @theLetterDoubleYou Рік тому +5

    Mom and Murray are straight out of chapterhouse

  • @joseaguilar3323
    @joseaguilar3323 Рік тому +10

    Felix should write movies, he comes up with bangers just by riffing

  • @PhilipPedro2112
    @PhilipPedro2112 Рік тому +20

    The worst thing about Ted K ...
    were the bombs. Other than that he could be a totally likeable guy.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan Рік тому +2

    5:51 matt how are you eating the banana

  • @Kcoldraz
    @Kcoldraz Рік тому +3

    200k views still seems decent. Although compared to millions definitely a decline.

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Рік тому

      The first part there, was my takeaway.
      Number go down, sure.
      But for whatever the fuck Rumble is (apparently around since 2013).. that indicates to me, something more like, “wow. He actually got a lot of fucking people to use a different platform”
      Ehh 🙃

    • @DawryMike
      @DawryMike Рік тому +1

      @@KarmaPaym3ntPlan I'll just say this, despite having a high number of views on Rumble he has suspiciously low engagement numbers

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Рік тому

      More like bumble

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 Рік тому +2

    Tony Scott's Domino

  • @kevinboston3110
    @kevinboston3110 Рік тому +1

    Seems to an hour of silence

  • @TonyMidyett
    @TonyMidyett 14 днів тому

    The banana is the most wonderful fruit on this good Earth, and I shan't hear it be maligned! 😡

  • @ernestineprin1697
    @ernestineprin1697 Рік тому +3

    Greetings from Canada! 🙂
    Please bring hip propaganda and perform.
    love, cc

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 Рік тому +5

    I'm thinking Oryx and Crake mashed up with Seveneves, only with the The Three Stooges.

  • @kevinflores8563
    @kevinflores8563 Рік тому +3

    30:50 haha

  • @twistedoperator4422
    @twistedoperator4422 Рік тому +6

    First story is some Vault-Tec shit

  • @justnorthofnormal2113
    @justnorthofnormal2113 Рік тому

    Should’ve done a show in Vancouver too

  • @zachflame123
    @zachflame123 Рік тому +7

    Chapo phoning it in

  • @andrewlocke6103
    @andrewlocke6103 Рік тому +14

    Did they all take tongue-fattening pills for this? Sounds weird.

  • @costerfairman7034
    @costerfairman7034 Рік тому

    people named coster:

  • @aaayyyyyeeeeelmmmaaooo8792
    @aaayyyyyeeeeelmmmaaooo8792 Рік тому +3

    love when people have no idea how to use over under and say it anyway

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 Рік тому +3

    Nukulus

  • @ozymandias___868
    @ozymandias___868 Рік тому +7

    Gay stuff Mr.Chapo at this hour. 😏

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 Рік тому

      It's a level of gayness that we normally wouldn't tolerate in peacetime.

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +1

      Gays tough! Are you tuff enuff?

  • @rfk402
    @rfk402 Рік тому

    No 1

  • @2009worstyearever
    @2009worstyearever Рік тому +2

    the nuclear bomb thing was a YIMB joke that he forgot he was making 10 seconds later? woof, Will just throwing up bricks episode after episode.

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable Рік тому +9

      But the joke was clearly that nukes were bad? And his earlier statement was about nukes being bad… it’s not a contradiction or anything?

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Рік тому +10

      @@NameAvailablePeople love to chirp some bullshit for no reason lol

  • @mahreeyah2200
    @mahreeyah2200 Рік тому +1

    £32,000 weekly profits our lord Jesus have lifted me up.

  • @TheReaperKinlord
    @TheReaperKinlord Рік тому +6

    funny they actually avoid the whole Pritzker-Biederman connection to Democrat politics and dirty money - even after bringing it up?
    So, just deflecting so their audience can laugh off something that would otherwise hang over them with a creepy silence

    • @alphaotakux
      @alphaotakux Рік тому +2

      Has a communist ever been honest?

    • @looc546
      @looc546 Рік тому +22

      I'm trying to ask this in the least facetious way possible, but can you please point me to something specific and concrete about this connection? It's not easily keyword searched for obvious reasons. I understand Felix's brother works in some kind of NGO capacity. I don't know what their parents do or did. Are there articles anywhere about the Pritzker-Biederman connection?

    • @THEMATTHIAS225
      @THEMATTHIAS225 10 місяців тому +4

      For me to care about this you’d have to convince me Felix is actually useful toward whatever he’s being accused of.

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 6 місяців тому +2

      look, you can fight against the eventual all-encompassing Pritzker-dominion, but do understand that it's an inevitability.

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 Рік тому +5

    Clueless about Russia as usual

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Рік тому

      Russia doesn't even know what is going on with the war you goodamn twit!!!

    • @ludviglidstrom6924
      @ludviglidstrom6924 7 місяців тому

      @@joshuamarx8209 I don’t know what you’re talking about or what your point is. War is of course complicated and lots of things happen, many factors, but now it’s totally obvious to everybody except for the really dedicated morons that Russia is winning, not just against Ukraine but against the entire Western hegemonic world order, in cooperation with China and other countries.

  • @funguswungus2918
    @funguswungus2918 Рік тому +1

    The Bananish Question

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 Рік тому +6

    Why so much focus on what ultra-conservatives like Crowder or Shapiro say? Leave that to crappy shows like The Majority Report.
    There's a huge group of people out there who are neither leftists nor Crowder fans (we're called centrists), and this stuff just makes us roll our eyes. It's all performative outrage.
    Tackle thorny issues, like why the correlation between spending and educational outcomes is so weak, or why the Japanese have such a long life expectancy despite high smoking rates and 10 percent of the population not being enrolled in their healthcare system (same percentage as Americans who don't have healthcare coverage), or why poor Asian-American kids outscore wealthy black kids on the SAT, or how Singapore got so rich despite it being a tiny rock in the ocean with no natural resources and being colonized for far longer than any place in Africa, or why homicide rates are so low in Vietnam and Malaysia despite much higher rates of poverty than the south side of Chicago, or why drug wars are immoral except when the Chinese try to ban opium in the 19th century, or why modern day leftists all seem to study cognitively undemanding fields at university like social work (avg SAT score 940), cultural anthropology, and American studies, or why homeless drug addicts can't find friends or family members to take them in (it's almost as if they've burned all bridges), or why upper class people claim to be bi or trans at much higher rates than working class people (over a quarter of Ivy League students identify as LGBT now), or why young leftists tend to be ugly with weird-looking faces and oddly-shaped bodies (root of their bitterness?)

    • @jamesjustice21
      @jamesjustice21 Рік тому +83

      Why don't you tackle the thorny issue of your own mental state to be posting this essay in the middle of the night on the Chapo UA-cam page

    • @ItsOgre
      @ItsOgre Рік тому +73

      Hahaha “I’m a centrist” and followed by basically the Unabomber/Brevik manifesto.

    • @lanceblankenship9995
      @lanceblankenship9995 Рік тому

      @@jamesjustice21 Essay?
      Literally took me about 180 seconds to type that out.

    • @lanceblankenship9995
      @lanceblankenship9995 Рік тому

      @@ItsOgre Asking questions leftists don't have easy answers for is "extremist" now.

    • @ItsOgre
      @ItsOgre Рік тому +42

      @@lanceblankenship9995how do you say you’re in a manic phase without saying you’re in a manic phase?