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  • Опубліковано 14 бер 2011
  • George Carlin on 'Man Stuff' from his 1999 HBO Special, 'You Are All Diseased'.

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  • @gerripell
    @gerripell 8 років тому +2245

    This man has been cracking me up since I was 14, I'm 52 and he still does it for me

    • @karlkamphefner8529
      @karlkamphefner8529 8 років тому +8

      +Gerri Pell Same here Gerri!

    • @archilonshadowheart7
      @archilonshadowheart7 8 років тому +7

      well he's been doing it for 50 years+ and your 5 years old, think about that!

    • @Trollseeder
      @Trollseeder 8 років тому +15

      his stuff evolved over the years too

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 8 років тому +7

      Reminds me of the UFC. God damn that shit is fucking boring.

    • @Trollseeder
      @Trollseeder 8 років тому +2

  • @Rumbletheimp2
    @Rumbletheimp2 9 років тому +2177

    George carlin was so ahead of his time. A true genius

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 9 років тому +19

      +Jacob Meagher
      How was he ahead of his time; that implies that there are more people now that think like he did. That is certainly not the case. If anything, he was born after his time. More people before him were capable of using their brains than the people after him.

    • @Rumbletheimp2
      @Rumbletheimp2 9 років тому +10

      Deli Cheese He was ahead of his time and he's still ahead of this time.besides what i said implies nothing. I just love his comedy and his point of view.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 9 років тому +13

      Jacob Meagher
      "Ahead of his time" is an idiomatic phrase that means the individual expressed ideas that were not acceptable in the present, but were adopted in the future. By definition, Carlin was in no way "ahead of his time". By using that phrase, you did indeed imply exactly what I said. I understand what you intended to say, but regardless "ahead of his time" was not the phrase you were looking for.

    • @Rumbletheimp2
      @Rumbletheimp2 9 років тому +9

      +Deli Cheese We can argue semantics all day. I believe that Carlin's opinions and view points are still relevant today and that is why he was ahead of his time. I don't care about what you think the phrase means.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 9 років тому +7

      Jacob Meagher
      Yes, of course his opinions and points of view are still relevant today, but that does not make him ahead of his time. What is more, people had his views long before him, and they will continue to be held long after him. And it is not what I think the phrase means; the phrase has a meaning, and you are misusing it. I don't know why you just can't accept that.

  • @janaebryant2556
    @janaebryant2556 9 років тому +704

    I'm old and bed bound. Been watching Carlin on my tablet for hours. Because I'm screaming with laughter, I mean loud, piercing screams, I can't keep my eyes open, keep dropping the tablet and sputter incoherently when my husband wants to know if I'm having a stroke. Thank you, George.

    • @Marko-gn8cg
      @Marko-gn8cg 4 роки тому +23

      Dont mean to insult you but are you alive

    • @brienmaybe.4415
      @brienmaybe.4415 4 роки тому +27

      May the big electron bless and watch over you!

    • @denosteen1116
      @denosteen1116 3 роки тому +9

      rip

    • @keithbeard5337
      @keithbeard5337 3 роки тому +6

      F

    • @jacobm804
      @jacobm804 3 роки тому +4

      @@keithbeard5337 dipshit, someome probably died and you type "F" like it's a meme go fucking off yourself will ya?

  • @L0Ldude11
    @L0Ldude11 8 років тому +3744

    George Carlin came up with the idea for the hunger games

    • @Gamelover882
      @Gamelover882 7 років тому +50

      Blue either him or a book called Battle Royale. But I do think George called it

    • @markcarey8426
      @markcarey8426 7 років тому +22

      The Hunger Games was maybe based on "Ecotopia". A novel from way before then.

    • @chriso9345
      @chriso9345 7 років тому +77

      Blue Yup. The creator of hunger games must have been watching a george carlin stand-up and said ".. I FUCKIN GOT IT!"

    • @kamenridernephilim
      @kamenridernephilim 7 років тому +17

      This gladiatorial combat is older than steam.

    • @notahandle965
      @notahandle965 7 років тому +5

      Or he got annoyed with men

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 6 років тому +3744

    This man wasn’t a comedian. He was a philosopher with punchlines.

    • @larrysomers1654
      @larrysomers1654 6 років тому +14

      no crap sherlock

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 5 років тому +11

      No he's a comedian John Henderson

    • @BrandonTatamiBakukin
      @BrandonTatamiBakukin 5 років тому +8

      @Graublitz has been years I'm struggling to write something following his way! I love this man, and he was a philosopher more than just a comedian!

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 5 років тому +3

      Thank you captain obvious and no dip sherlock John Henderson

    • @Lyle-xc9pg
      @Lyle-xc9pg 5 років тому +2

      @Graublitz thats a great point

  • @thehotyounggrandpas8207
    @thehotyounggrandpas8207 7 років тому +853

    The older I get, the more I feel like George.

    • @henrynoone3595
      @henrynoone3595 5 років тому +2

      How old are you?

    • @minddecayproductions
      @minddecayproductions 5 років тому +14

      I’m only 14 and I already feel like George

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 5 років тому +6

      Well when you get older closer to death you really don't care anymore at that point.

    • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
      @V8AmericanMuscleCar 3 роки тому +21

      You don't have to be old to feel like George. You just need some brain.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 3 роки тому +1

      All he did was think and observe. I do the same and I wish I can create some material to rip on such as TikTok, Soy boys, millenials, and covid. Politics has been overdone so I wont touch that.

  • @user-yl5sq1eb4r
    @user-yl5sq1eb4r 4 місяці тому +17

    I’m 72, and have been a fan of George Carlin since junior high school.

    • @ladedi9158
      @ladedi9158 4 місяці тому +2

      Have a good day pal

  • @Aethrius
    @Aethrius 8 років тому +746

    That "Ah HA-HA" gets me every time

    • @jonwebb2715
      @jonwebb2715 6 років тому +2

      he's an idiot he sure got a wake-up call when he died though we stand before the Lord

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 6 років тому +36

      Jon Webb people like you are the reason we keep wanting a purge every year.

    • @CookedOnions
      @CookedOnions 6 років тому +13

      Hahahaha "got a wake up call when he died" that is gold.

    • @fluffehsquirrel1860
      @fluffehsquirrel1860 6 років тому +11

      2:13

    • @kimhaddon1270
      @kimhaddon1270 5 років тому +2

      @@jonwebb2715 yet you watched his video... numbnut... go sit down at the kiddie table with the rest of the crybaby group

  • @crimsonfire574
    @crimsonfire574 5 років тому +312

    I have been watching him since I was 11 now I'm 234

  • @bassinblue
    @bassinblue 8 років тому +655

    I've been watching this guy since I was 11, I'm now 79.

    • @blakadenme
      @blakadenme 8 років тому +11

      Me.1983 and Dogma the movie.

    • @bertilpersson5970
      @bertilpersson5970 7 років тому +1

      Oh dear, THAT scene! :)

    • @Wheres0My0Weed
      @Wheres0My0Weed 7 років тому +96

      I've been watching this guy since I was 79, now I am a ghost.

    • @obiehn276
      @obiehn276 7 років тому +46

      ive been watching this guy since i was 7, now im gay

    • @LordEmilous
      @LordEmilous 7 років тому +72

      I've been watching this guy since I've been watching this guy. Now I'm watching this guy.

  • @alextwa
    @alextwa 7 років тому +289

    George hit the nail on the head. I went to high school with so many jocks who were so obsessed with being a macho man and you know what? They were the biggest cowards I ever met.

    • @Tazman333
      @Tazman333 7 місяців тому

      SAID BY A LITTLE GIRL.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Tazman333Anyone named Wayne does not have a valid opinion 😂

    • @williamlanasa7497
      @williamlanasa7497 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperBarioBrothers
    @SuperBarioBrothers 5 років тому +149

    The fact that this guy narrated the first few seasons of Thomas and Friends is just hilarious

  • @root19733
    @root19733 9 років тому +659

    0:00-1:02
    What the Hunger Games would be like if George Carlin wrote it.

    • @kurtkrut6178
      @kurtkrut6178 6 років тому +7

      I've had the exact same idea a cpl of years back, but on how to solve the problem with crowded prisons... "Battle Royale Prison Edition" A huge concrete building with only one door, a still in the middle and everyone gets a knife, you fill it with hopeless junkies, rapists, murderers, pedophiles and lobbyists and brick up the entrance. Six months later you open it up and shoot the last man standing.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 6 років тому +3

      At least it's better than getting innocent children to do it.

  • @bryandickens387
    @bryandickens387 6 років тому +119

    George Carlin was the most rare kind of the entire human species. What I believe he most embodies is that he is absolutely "GENUINE" and possibly the most truly genuine of all time. He was showing how to do it, because our biggest and most widspread flaw common to humans and especially Americans is that we struggle to be genuine with other and even ourselves and Carlin recognized that. He was the greatest preacher in my opinion because he never preached religion and always preached how to be genuine.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 5 років тому

      Bryan Dickens lol brainwashed people like you are terrifying lmao 😂

    • @agonzo8438
      @agonzo8438 3 роки тому

      @@littlejimmyscumbag2551 Brainwashed how exactly? Clearly the point is genuineness, and you can either agree with Bryan's opinion or not. Regardless it's hardly terrifying.

  • @SOIBand
    @SOIBand 10 років тому +292

    This man is pure gold

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 5 років тому +143

    Fun fact: George Carlin was an Air Force radar technician before he was discharged. You know Air Force and Marines, they never get along.

    • @Music6710
      @Music6710 2 роки тому +2

      Haha that explains it. I agree and I was never in the military.

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 Рік тому +2

      @@Music6710 Yeah that makes perfect sense..

    • @gtopnotch6012
      @gtopnotch6012 Рік тому +9

      Always love the marine and air force banter. One of the oldest beefs in the military as they're polar opposites in nearly every way. Yeah Army v Marines, yeah its typical and we enjoy it, it's common speech at this point, but Air Force and Marine Corps beef, nah that hits different

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Рік тому +2

      I was Air Force. Never had any problem with the Jarheads. Hell, they were kind enough to ship us in some hot food from one of their bases on one of our deployments. Beat the hell out of the MREs we were eating. Marines are okay in my book.

    • @OldBaldWookiee
      @OldBaldWookiee Рік тому

      I feel like all branches of the military hate eachother and call eachother gay . There may be some homophobia there lol

  • @shiftywily
    @shiftywily 9 років тому +261

    I'm really glad I found George. He showed me that I'm not crazy for thinking the way I do. America is a fucked up place.

    • @andreawest1324
      @andreawest1324 6 років тому +4

      So true..

    • @bayarearaider7753
      @bayarearaider7753 6 років тому +17

      As you sit there in a big Air conditioned house on a hot day.. streaming internet videos high speed while slowly sipping alcohol and smoking weed after eating your 3rd full course meal of the day

    • @bayarearaider7753
      @bayarearaider7753 6 років тому +3

      Andrea West oh pleez shit your whiney spoiled azz up

    • @The_Boomer_
      @The_Boomer_ 5 років тому +35

      @@bayarearaider7753 I really can't stand these types of arguments. "Oh there's worse places in the world, so we have no right to complain." That is such a wrong concept on so many levels there's really no point in refuting it.

    • @bitchtits2986
      @bitchtits2986 5 років тому +16

      @@The_Boomer_ much agreed, especially when they say well why don't you live in mexico (for example), not realizing those countries are fucked up and destablized because of us in the first place

  • @SandraLovesRoses
    @SandraLovesRoses 7 років тому +104

    Glad I got to see him live.

  • @christianadrian28
    @christianadrian28 8 років тому +452

    I wish he was here today so he could talk about how fucked up the world is today

    • @samuelduvall8130
      @samuelduvall8130 5 років тому +7

      Yes Christians take things to seriously

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 5 років тому +15

      @@samuelduvall8130 who doesn't these days people get so offended too easily.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 роки тому +1

      @@automatonm99 well at least they don't burn you alive anymore for feeling offended. And they don't discriminate a whole race either because they felt offended by just having a different skin color. I would say we came quite a long way compared to have things have been.

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcmarkmarkson7115 people that these days don't realize how good they have it. Thankfully we will all born in the right time.

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 роки тому +10

      @@automatonm99 People are conditioned through media and other sources to be like them and if you don't, your a non conformist. It's here, it's now. Look at all the generic language we speak. They (the ones in charge) want you to accept anything they say as the God given truth. Don't believe this tripe. Live your life as your own.

  • @davidgroll-cook7125
    @davidgroll-cook7125 Рік тому +8

    I miss George, he was so unique, we need him now more than ever

  • @BassGuitarGuy128
    @BassGuitarGuy128 8 років тому +182

    There's a lot of people who need to hear the barbed wire tattoo bit.

    • @jondstewart
      @jondstewart 5 років тому +14

      BassGuitarGuy128 The men that have the barbed wire tatoo are all old farts now! It was a Generation X’er thing

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 3 роки тому +4

      @@jondstewart oooooo imagine all the sleeved up women when they're old! Dear heavens...

    • @danielboonelight5344
      @danielboonelight5344 3 роки тому +3

      @@Amp661 nobody cares. you think they'll instead be competing for miss america? ffs. they'll be wearing real sleeves, just like our grandmas do anyway. but you know, maybe you can get a peek at her arm anyway, since, ::ohh whew:: it's so damn beautiful without the ink

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 3 роки тому

      @@danielboonelight5344 well I personally dont care what people do to their bodies. It was a passing thought regarding the future. To each their own.

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 Рік тому +1

      Both my parents😂thats why I don’t like tattoos (not on me, but other people look good in them)

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 4 місяці тому +6

    Damn, I miss you, George. We really need you now.

    • @glendahoward8259
      @glendahoward8259 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes we do! 😊

    • @Zonker66
      @Zonker66 3 місяці тому +2

      @@glendahoward8259 He'd have loved the chaos. Sometimes I think he was the glue holding all this shit together. Sure went to hell after he died.

  • @jtp1389
    @jtp1389 9 років тому +212

    The world would be better if all schools had a George Carlin and Calvin & Hobbes class.

    • @kathyodom5372
      @kathyodom5372 5 років тому +1

      And Bloom County.

    • @mchlbk
      @mchlbk 4 роки тому

      @@kathyodom5372 Didn't know Bloom County, thanks for mentioning it Kathy.

    • @kathyodom5372
      @kathyodom5372 4 роки тому

      @@mchlbk You're welcome!

  • @falcon0351
    @falcon0351 3 роки тому +14

    I press the like button before George talks.I know quality is a comin

  • @julesviolin
    @julesviolin Рік тому +8

    George summed up history, humanity and the meaning of life in 10 minutes.
    Absolute genius 👏

  • @noaht5191
    @noaht5191 Рік тому +7

    No one is safe from this old bastard, and that's why I love him and respect him. I would say RIP George, but then I imagine his annoyance with me saying such a thing.

  • @grimsoncrow
    @grimsoncrow 7 років тому +200

    This guy was a genius -even when I disagree with him, he still makes me laugh. No person, organisation, belief system or philosophy is safe : If you're acting stupid, he will call you out on it. I have laughed several times at his jokes even though the joke is about me. Hats off -if there is a heaven, he should be accepted in on general principles -regardless of the things he has said about religion. Making people think cannot be a sin.

    • @shagstars
      @shagstars Рік тому

      Catholic church is a sin in itself. Just like every other cult who killed for their beliefs which is ungodly/unholy if you ask me. Except if you hunt Illuminati members till the top tho which should be fine because they are the direct opposers of good/order and gods will.

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi Рік тому +4

      it’s not enough to just laugh if the joke is about you
      if you’re acting stupid then you should self-reflect to change yourself

    • @melchior2678
      @melchior2678 Рік тому

      Carlin acted pretty stupid himself

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Рік тому +2

      All he ever did was be honest about religion. Certainly more honest than any priest has ever been. That alone should qualify him.

    • @HereComesThe-Sun
      @HereComesThe-Sun 9 місяців тому +1

      As someone who goes to church every Sunday and Wednesday, his whole thing about religion resonated with me more than any church service and pastors preaching ever has.

  • @MadBrilligan
    @MadBrilligan 7 років тому +8

    I've been watching this guy since I was 10, I'm now 128 and he still cracks me up

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter Рік тому +1

      Same, I remember watching one of his specials for the first time not long before going to battle in the siegue of Rome, and he still makes me laugh today

  • @Thecatnipproject
    @Thecatnipproject 11 років тому +12

    I have this on DVD and I must say probably one of the best George Carlin specials I have ever seen

  • @irkedd
    @irkedd 11 років тому +27

    the guys always been my hero.
    I grew up watching carlin and my parents never minded.
    didnt understand all of his humor when I was a kid, but carlin was respected by everyone because he told the truth, he had integrity.
    nobody like him one of a kind.

    • @prodkie
      @prodkie Рік тому

      10 years ago damn…

    • @user-we6ee9mr8x
      @user-we6ee9mr8x 10 місяців тому

      I grew up full on "religious." Thank god George Carlin helped me see sense.

  • @namj8145
    @namj8145 3 роки тому +21

    Carlin, the gift that keeps on giving, even years after he's gone. It's 2020, and he still nails the police problem beautifully. Sadly, it's all still so relevant. "New requirements for being on the police...intelligence and decency. Who knows, it might work. It certainly hasn't been tried yet."

  • @Mr-Trox
    @Mr-Trox 7 років тому +199

    I bet if he did this set in the afterlife, he'd call it "You are all deceased."
    That was painful.

  • @Hensley316
    @Hensley316 2 роки тому +5

    When he said, "A HA HA! A painting." he sounds like Mr. Garrison from South Park.

  • @noobinator9854
    @noobinator9854 5 років тому +14

    One of the best thought-provoking comic trollers of all time

  • @kellysintery73
    @kellysintery73 7 років тому +18

    I knew the Seven Dirty Words before I knew the alphabet! My dad was so proud!!!

  • @LegacyProductionsOrg
    @LegacyProductionsOrg 10 років тому +265

    finally some "positive" stuff. doh!

  • @miladesfandiary2794
    @miladesfandiary2794 Рік тому +8

    Hates people who act tough.
    Continues to act tough.

  • @lepsu0176
    @lepsu0176 10 років тому +11

    One of my favorite comedians-smart, funny and on point!

  • @TheBrooklynbodine
    @TheBrooklynbodine 7 років тому +43

    At 1:40: "anchovy's cunt"...LMFAO!

    • @SemiSweet87
      @SemiSweet87 7 років тому

      Gary Kerns. You mean Anchovies lolol.

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 9 років тому +83

    The more I think of it, the more I'm convinced Slug Fest would be the perfect place for Dan Bilzerian...

  • @enkiea52
    @enkiea52 10 років тому +40

    Man George was funny as hell.

    • @kristjanbirnir5869
      @kristjanbirnir5869 10 років тому +3

      IF there ever was man that need be brought back from death.

  • @PurnimaThakerDhorajiwalapRTd
    @PurnimaThakerDhorajiwalapRTd 3 роки тому +9

    I am amazed at the energy he puts in expressing his firm beliefs. Outreaching those who sees sense, practicality and burning realities in them..and ...he beats those macho musclemen.

  • @AngeliqueKaga
    @AngeliqueKaga 3 роки тому +4

    The world became a sadder place when he passed on.

  • @666xxxful
    @666xxxful 7 років тому +67

    George became the perfect grumpy old man.
    Regardless he was always pertinent.

  • @c130lm7
    @c130lm7 8 років тому +17

    the man is a true comedian, speaks the truth about mankind

  • @adamnichols2762
    @adamnichols2762 8 років тому +49

    Not one comedian can pertain to current issues while maintaining absolute hilarity like this man did. If only our comedians of today could do the same....

    • @lisaconn8676
      @lisaconn8676 Рік тому +2

      🤣😝BILL BURR does, & also relates his admiration for George.I love how George has honored us NATIVE AMERICANS throughout his years.MANYBLESSINGS & keep the spirit world in tact B4 I get there to meet & shake your hand.♥️safe journeys❤️

    • @pluso
      @pluso Рік тому +3

      Sorry but Bill Burr doesn't have the linguistic virtuosity and the deep sociological analisis Carlin had. He is funny when he is angry, but it gets tiring, specially his obsession with women, I used to listen to his podcast, but then I got tired of hearing why women suck every other episode.

    • @musicauthority674
      @musicauthority674 Рік тому +3

      There's a comedian that George Carlin indorsed in an interview. that is currently probably the best comedian since George Carlin. and that is Lewis Black, he has that same anger that George Carlin had. and knows what he's talking about like George Carlin did. and the fact that George Carlin indorsed him in itself. should be enough to make him the best comedian we have currently.

  • @AJ-hn8qw
    @AJ-hn8qw 8 років тому +15

    RIP G, you always told it like it is

  • @dortmundgrabenstein9193
    @dortmundgrabenstein9193 8 років тому +52

    Especially his take on police: Wiser words have never been spoken!

  • @23BrendaSavage69
    @23BrendaSavage69 5 місяців тому +7

    Miss U George ❤

  • @markmansky
    @markmansky 3 місяці тому +6

    George you were one hell of a comedian. Rest in Peace

  • @Crisniper
    @Crisniper 5 місяців тому +1

    my all time favourite comedian , once I had a dream that I died and when I went to heaven Carlin and Lewis Black greeted me laughing ! Still my best dream yet!

  • @gordgraham8426
    @gordgraham8426 Рік тому +2

    Such a comic Genius he is 7 words will never be forgotten by George Carlin RIP

  • @RobertoDiego737
    @RobertoDiego737 11 років тому +4

    This stand up or Complaints and Grievances were my all time favorites from George Carlin. Laughed my ass off on both specials. Dont get me wrong, all of his stand up specials were awesome. RIP George.

  • @RobotMetalhead
    @RobotMetalhead 2 роки тому +6

    Boomers: You millennials wouldn't be able to handle George Carlin without being offended!
    George Carlin:

    • @darthnater9731
      @darthnater9731 Рік тому +5

      Which is funny because Carlin despised baby boomers

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 Рік тому +6

    This is how I feel about “alpha” males

    • @torkelsvenson6411
      @torkelsvenson6411 Рік тому +4

      Shame he wasn't alive to experience Andrew Tate

    • @thinkingabtit
      @thinkingabtit Рік тому

      ​@@torkelsvenson6411 he would have a field day

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 10 років тому +280

    This is a real man talking.

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire 3 роки тому +7

    "You get about 100,000 of these fuckin men"
    The way he says that line always cracks me up.

  • @christymarie1413
    @christymarie1413 5 років тому +3

    Master Legend of Human Truth!! I miss him & Prince-4-Ever

  • @r3mix3d26
    @r3mix3d26 10 років тому +33

    I agree 100% on this.

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 5 років тому +1

    I need someone like him now. I think I have watched all his videos . Hes amazing

  • @mtnwriter4011
    @mtnwriter4011 3 роки тому +25

    So incredibly right on - about American macho men. It was about time somebody said the truth - and Carlin did.

  • @Ranmann86
    @Ranmann86 Рік тому +50

    Man George would have a field day with Andrew Tate if he was alive today lmao

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 Рік тому +6

      God I wish I could see that

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto Рік тому +4

      At the rate that world news are progressing today he could have put out an HBO special every 3 months and I'd be there for it every time.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 11 місяців тому +6

      But the incels say that George hated SJWs and would totally have agreed with the manosphere people.
      Nevermind that George had bits defending gay rights, abortion, and calling the manosphere losers of his day losers. They genuinely don't get that the bit where George makes fun of rich white "feminists" is him insulting Karens, not feminism.

    • @paladinheadquarters7776
      @paladinheadquarters7776 11 місяців тому

      Maybe but there is nothing wrong with being strong and masculine.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 11 місяців тому

      @@paladinheadquarters7776 Literally no one has ever said that there is. There is something wrong with society imposing forced gender stereotypes on men while seeking to actively exclude the idea of men being anything other than "strong and masculine" (the actual definition of toxic masculinity) and with being a human trafficking serial rapist scumbag (Andrew Tate).

  • @bochica3562
    @bochica3562 3 роки тому +2

    I miss him so bad. 🙈 Love from Germany

  • @tosstorm
    @tosstorm 8 років тому +1

    Gosh I don't miss this guy. Loved him growing up though but I grew up too.

  • @thomaspenderel
    @thomaspenderel 3 роки тому +3

    I collected George Carlin albums starting in the late 1960s, In the early 1970s a friend of mine and I would listen to them over and over again until we memorized an entire Carlin album. Then in school we did "dueling Carlins" and we were dead on too, good times.
    Miss you George Carlin, you were and are the greatest stand up comedian of all time.

  • @billbeliakoff5589
    @billbeliakoff5589 8 років тому +162

    I wish George was still here, just to hear what he thinks about Trump running for president.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 8 років тому +23

      He actually called it years ago. Look it up on here

    • @Soundillusions94xyz
      @Soundillusions94xyz 7 років тому +22

      Bill Beliakoff Well, George was never a very political person. In his own words, he enjoys the freak show and since he's American he had the front row seat to it. Also, he himself admitted he didn't vote(something many people look down upon), so I don't think he would have much to say about Trump, maybe a few critiques but knowing he hated political correctness, and euphemistic language of a fashion widely and profusely used in today's media, and highly sensitive, "pussy" attitudes held by what many people refer to in a derogatory manner as "social justice warriors" I think George would've liked trump a bit more than hillary. But I only say this because I watched his stuff, and what's going on today is almost the same as what was going on back in his days. He probably would've remained stoic to these events, although probably a little giggly due to the fact that the media received a devastating blow with Trump' s victory.

    • @6644pmr
      @6644pmr 7 років тому +25

      Sound Illusions lol he would have hated trump. Would have thought he was an out of touch asshole playing on the fears uneducated low to middle class white men.

    • @jacoba4578
      @jacoba4578 6 років тому +14

      He'd stick his head out his window on election night and scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?!"

    • @sharondidrickson6414
      @sharondidrickson6414 6 років тому +2

      And Obama

  • @HigherQualityUploads
    @HigherQualityUploads Рік тому +5

    He'd have a field day with modern gym culture

  • @SB_kilsgb
    @SB_kilsgb 5 років тому +1

    I've been watching this guy since i was 14, im now 137 years old

  • @markobrien678
    @markobrien678 11 місяців тому +4

    George either nailed it or bombed out
    No mediocraty.
    This one bombed..

  • @JueputaGuebon
    @JueputaGuebon 11 років тому +4

    I love that..
    "obsolete male impulses from a hundred thousand years ago"
    I'm going to have to use that one

  • @curleyteeth
    @curleyteeth 8 років тому +8

    I never used to much care for American humor until I heard Bill Hicks and George Carlin and that was only because of youtube.Of course I had never heard the good stuff on tv because they would not have allowed it.I am 57 by the way not a youngster so thank the lord for the internet eh.Jim.Liverpool.

    • @TheJer1963
      @TheJer1963 8 років тому

      +curleyteeth Listen to Richard Pryor, that guy was very funny to.

    • @clausehoundinc.7518
      @clausehoundinc.7518 8 років тому +1

      +curleyteeth Louis CK is good too.

  • @AnonURnot
    @AnonURnot Рік тому +8

    Bro predicted the alpha wannabes and Andrew Tate and his cult of incels

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll Рік тому +19

    The way he explains everything to do with men being toxically-masculine is on point!

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. Рік тому +3

    Anybody who hates on Carlin simply doesn’t like/want to hear the truth

  • @jonbdoe3427
    @jonbdoe3427 8 років тому +1

    one of a kind and still the unmatching best. I continue to listen at several-year interval aka re-run.

  • @MrJayra210
    @MrJayra210 9 років тому +94

    I think he was talking about dudes from the Jersey Shore.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 5 років тому +2

      But expect this is real

    • @jetblach
      @jetblach 4 роки тому

      This was from 1999. Jersey Shore did not annoy our national culture until 2010.

    • @drewshaheen
      @drewshaheen 3 роки тому

      It was a joke idiots

  • @IAmError0706
    @IAmError0706 2 роки тому +3

    Music to my god damn ears

  • @johnfury6481
    @johnfury6481 11 місяців тому +5

    Best satirist of his time.

  • @seucongodocatimbo
    @seucongodocatimbo Рік тому +2

    My favorite down to earth true comedian

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng 3 роки тому +2

    "I obstruct!", LMFAO 😂🤣😂

  • @ppas789
    @ppas789 3 роки тому +6

    He perfectly summed up my feelings towards these types. Thank you George!

  • @MrKillerPiano
    @MrKillerPiano 7 років тому +40

    Rest in peace.

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 9 років тому +1

    ha ha ha ha :) Rest in Peace great funnyman, George! Thanks for posting!

  • @noelkyne445
    @noelkyne445 2 місяці тому +1

    This man was a comedian and a very fine one at that, extremely funny with great intellectual and intelligence, couldn't name any better comedian of all time including Billy connelly rowan Atkinson etc,

  • @1998martucha
    @1998martucha 10 років тому +22

    OMG, he just predicted the Hunger Games!!!

  • @zerosn1nz
    @zerosn1nz Рік тому +7

    He predicted Rogans entire audience. He's good

  • @Kcali111
    @Kcali111 Рік тому +2

    Carlin was a beast. True artist. 🖤

  • @jeanmeslier9491
    @jeanmeslier9491 3 роки тому +1

    I'm watching this January 4, 2021.

  • @ShawarmaFarmer
    @ShawarmaFarmer 10 років тому +61

    Funny dark humor. Carlin will be missed

  • @gamerdude612
    @gamerdude612 7 років тому +1

    MR.C. FUNNY AND SO DAMN TRUE STUFF FROM 17 YEARS AGO STILL APPLIES TO TODAYS WORLD MAN I LOVE IT ONE OF A KIND.

  • @gingersnap8036
    @gingersnap8036 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm so glad he existed in the time when he could still say sh*t like this without getting cancelled

  • @ulrichenry4881
    @ulrichenry4881 8 років тому +14

    this is fucking Beautiful

  • @georgetsoukalas1409
    @georgetsoukalas1409 Рік тому +4

    The more i get older the more I realise just how resentful this man was. Funny, but still full of resentment and a pseudo-intellectual ideology to back it up.

    • @reinapiratayquepaha
      @reinapiratayquepaha Рік тому

      You're offended cause he's talking about you, aren't you?

    • @georgetsoukalas1409
      @georgetsoukalas1409 Рік тому +2

      @@reinapiratayquepaha I truly recommend you spend less time on the internet picking arguments with people, and more time trying to fix your interpersonal relationships, and your love life. This is not an insult even though your ego might see it as one. It is genuine advice.

    • @reinapiratayquepaha
      @reinapiratayquepaha Рік тому

      @@georgetsoukalas1409 wow, you got all that from one comment? What are you a psychic?

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 Рік тому +1

      George Tsoukalas does not like George Carlin. Huh.

  • @prxducerhxktxk
    @prxducerhxktxk 3 роки тому +1

    Top ten people that should have been nominated for immortality: George Carlin, Freddie Mercury, John Lennon, Richard Pryor, Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G, Jimi Hendrix, Christopher Hitchens, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Bob Marley.

  • @josermtz
    @josermtz 4 роки тому +3

    I miss him

  • @tonymilam206
    @tonymilam206 3 роки тому +19

    As a marine, still laughed my ass off! R.I.P. George. 🤣❤

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 3 роки тому +7

    He was even on top of the cop problem before the rest of us.

  • @andrewswaggerty8978
    @andrewswaggerty8978 8 років тому +1

    This has got to be one of the most funny George Carlin stand up moments

  • @AngeliqueKaga
    @AngeliqueKaga 3 роки тому +1

    I always loved George Carlin

  • @The01t
    @The01t 9 років тому +4

    Lol great guy, Carlin rules.

    • @mrPauljacob
      @mrPauljacob 9 років тому +2

      Yes he does fucking rule