George Carlin on War

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @kevonz1
    @kevonz1 Рік тому +195

    "The USA is an Oil Company with an army", George Carlin.

    • @Shurup33
      @Shurup33 Рік тому +15

      yup, last update is Gaza sea oil.... shame on this nazion

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Shurup33 You wrote nazion correctly.

    • @enovos3138
      @enovos3138 Місяць тому

      Oil? As in Olisreal?

  • @festeradams3972
    @festeradams3972 Рік тому +68

    Comedian, Philosopher, and we miss him so...

    • @MJ-el7cw
      @MJ-el7cw 2 місяці тому +1

      he would have soooooooo much to say right now................

  • @RedRedMCmusic
    @RedRedMCmusic 4 роки тому +248

    Love how he riled up the crowd then breaking them down to show how brainwashed they are while they still applauded

    • @scorpio9420
      @scorpio9420 2 роки тому

      True, most people in the audience did not get it, dumb stupid idiots.

    • @joeafish
      @joeafish 2 роки тому +18

      I'm pretty sure they were in on it and with him the whole way. It's a Carling audience after all. He's just presenting it in such a funny way, how can you not laugh and cheer?

    • @danielblank9917
      @danielblank9917 9 місяців тому +4

      and what, just sit there in silence at a comedy show? brilliant. everyone's brainwashed but you

  • @niveknospmoht8743
    @niveknospmoht8743 Рік тому +30

    George Carlin was one of a kind. Miss his musings

  • @calamaty2007
    @calamaty2007 Рік тому +157

    George Carlin continues to age like wine, as proven by this week's events.

    • @nisogh3879
      @nisogh3879 11 місяців тому +3

      Hes dead

    • @Breakbeat90s
      @Breakbeat90s 9 місяців тому

      what event were you referring to?

    • @rightfeelI
      @rightfeelI 9 місяців тому +2

      and this week too... humans never change do they

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 9 місяців тому +2

      Dick Chaney and colon Powell. That shit was genius

    • @TheLinuxYes
      @TheLinuxYes 6 місяців тому

      @@nisogh3879 as you too will be one day.

  • @tuckerlovesbernie
    @tuckerlovesbernie Рік тому +71

    This might be one of the most important Carlin clips out there. Every citizen should watch this

  • @PabloEscobarino
    @PabloEscobarino Рік тому +49

    George is an absolute artist when it comes to comedy and every one of his stand-ups age terrifically. To this day I rewatch all his performances every couple of years and they're always hilarious and relevant. RIP to a legend

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 Рік тому +1

      They’re Zesty aren’t they 😂

    • @outlawedTV88
      @outlawedTV88 3 місяці тому +1

      this is not comedy - this is the truth about our wicked dumb idiotic hell society

  • @robertfkaz7013
    @robertfkaz7013 Рік тому +36

    Is there even anyone left these days with this kind of wit and intellect? Just Brilliant. He’d have a field day in modern times.

  • @michaelperez3887
    @michaelperez3887 9 місяців тому +21

    Every 20 years sound about right. 2024

  • @Andrew-pb6hy
    @Andrew-pb6hy 2 роки тому +122

    I got my religious philosophy, political philosophy, and economic philosophy from George Carlin. I miss him. Think he was better Educated than most.

    • @m1t2a1
      @m1t2a1 2 роки тому +6

      As long as you have a place for your stuff, and within smaller places for even more stuff.

    • @Biscuit9891
      @Biscuit9891 Рік тому +1

      Think? HE WAS

    • @dolphiner1376
      @dolphiner1376 Рік тому +2

      he is the modern-day Socrates, Marcus Aurelius or plato

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 8 місяців тому

      Getting your ideas from a single subjective source is indeed a very American thing to do

  • @krsnirvan
    @krsnirvan 15 днів тому +5

    It’s insane that this STILL holds up today

  • @sundeepbhat7
    @sundeepbhat7 4 роки тому +136

    I just googled "best philosophers in history" and didn't see George Carlin feature there anywhere. Google is outdated.

    • @alexfreidah1075
      @alexfreidah1075 16 днів тому

      well you searched for something stupid if you were looking for carlin. we like to call him a philosopher comedian but he isn't actually a fucking philosopher and surely you don't actually believe that right? He is one of my heroes but I'm not gonna say dumb shit like that.

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan 4 роки тому +40

    man, this guy... IS A FUCKING GENIUS

  • @kalebdodge775
    @kalebdodge775 8 місяців тому +16

    Carlin talking about the U.S. having a manhood problem way back in the 90s is crazy to think about. That was a somewhat radical opinion back then.

  • @deadwalking100
    @deadwalking100 7 місяців тому +12

    Irony, satire and comedy all wrapped up in Mr Carlin. A great loss to the world. Thankfully we have these videos for posterity and hopefully learn from.

  • @steelcityspeedshopj.r6942
    @steelcityspeedshopj.r6942 Рік тому +12

    GOAT . And you can bet your boots what he had to say is still HAS TO SAY. Cause Carlins words are always relevant to the times. And will be even in passing. ❤ Rest Easy George .

  • @lucis3452
    @lucis3452 Рік тому +10

    Always on point!

  • @aljolson6613
    @aljolson6613 Рік тому +13

    Truth with comedy ,he was gem😢

  • @maxman2324
    @maxman2324 13 років тому +45

    ".. Even the name.. Bush..." *his weird look*
    the moment that he said Bush and did his face was so priceless!

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith 13 років тому +30

    George Carlin has an incredible body.

  • @evamagone8613
    @evamagone8613 2 роки тому +15

    Love this man still

  • @RadarKat73080
    @RadarKat73080 13 років тому +27

    Well, we're not the first society to base its economy on war. "The is Sparta!"

  • @leahm24
    @leahm24 4 роки тому +87

    Oh I wish he had lived to see Trump. I would pay any ticket price to see his show on the last 5 years

    • @thelemite935
      @thelemite935 3 роки тому +18

      In 2016 George's daughter said he would had A LOT of fun with all the trump shit.

    • @vaasdaas9587
      @vaasdaas9587 2 роки тому +12

      You mean trump not starting any war right?

    • @davidruiz7669
      @davidruiz7669 2 роки тому +18

      @@vaasdaas9587
      He only tried to start a coup in Venezuela, increased drone strikes and blew up an Iranian general but okay

    • @sanzl164
      @sanzl164 2 роки тому +8

      @@davidruiz7669 And he didn't start any wars. 🤷‍♂️ Why? Because the world knew he had a backbone.

    • @FirstEmperor
      @FirstEmperor 2 роки тому +21

      He is quite possibly the one person who would have seen the Trump presidency for what it really was: the single most entertaining chapter in the freak show thus far!

  • @Leskeepingitreal
    @Leskeepingitreal 2 роки тому +6

    Miss him so much

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 2 роки тому +17

    "...i got this real moron thing i do, it's called thinking..."

  • @debralegorreta1375
    @debralegorreta1375 4 роки тому +18

    Classic. Thank you Ihan for sending people here.

  • @patriciashepard887
    @patriciashepard887 2 роки тому +18

    225 wars in 243 years since 1776.

  • @lawrencetaylor4101
    @lawrencetaylor4101 2 роки тому +58

    George would have really had a field day with half the world praising Nazis reliving WW2.

    • @grudgebearer1404
      @grudgebearer1404 Рік тому +4

      West has been praising nazis since nazis became the main strategic heads of NATO, that is, since it started. It isn't any new habit.

    • @slimybakertv
      @slimybakertv Рік тому

      @@grudgebearer1404 The west directly funded N@zis multiple times during and after WWII

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 5 місяців тому

      @@grudgebearer1404 ???

    • @jwb_666
      @jwb_666 2 місяці тому

      ​@@yeetman4953don't try to look for logic in a communist. Being a commie requires an absence of logic.

  • @phmwu7368
    @phmwu7368 3 роки тому +6

    Friday, April 23 - 1971 ... respect for those military !

  • @anetatimu7417
    @anetatimu7417 13 днів тому +1

    true also today. come lord jesus come.

  • @ThePsykopath
    @ThePsykopath 3 роки тому +10

    0 dislikes humanity restored

  • @targamotors309
    @targamotors309 2 роки тому +6

    Legend

  • @PeterKanfer
    @PeterKanfer 2 місяці тому +2

    RIP YOU ARE THE BEST

  • @blistoh
    @blistoh Рік тому +4

    I love it

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan 4 роки тому +22

    HOLY FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • @madesertrose
    @madesertrose 15 років тому +4

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @janedunn7575
    @janedunn7575 5 днів тому +1

    I'm not a good American because i like to form MY OWN opinions.
    Me too George Carlin.

  • @rianvorster430
    @rianvorster430 2 роки тому +3

    2022 says listen to this

  • @BerardiOhio94
    @BerardiOhio94 10 місяців тому +4

    2024!

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 Місяць тому +1

    In my country he would not have survived very long. We need more people like this😂

  • @lewisner
    @lewisner 4 роки тому +25

    Everybody who watched this tried to think of a politician with a name that sounded like genitals.

  • @keikoandgilly
    @keikoandgilly 14 років тому +12

    4:14 - 4:28 - True words spoken and helluva funny XD

  • @khadijahbegum3546
    @khadijahbegum3546 2 місяці тому +1

    I wish he was alive now. He would have so much to say now😭

  • @greysonbeato5919
    @greysonbeato5919 3 роки тому +8

    Notice how our country may be bankrupt by October 15 or 18 and our military budget is…big, to say the least

  • @destroyermelody
    @destroyermelody 3 роки тому +4

    People asking about the secret for knowing Truth:

  • @doreekaplan2589
    @doreekaplan2589 Місяць тому +3

    U.S
    is at WAR on 3 different continents spending our taxes to do it.

  • @Toktikmail
    @Toktikmail Рік тому +2

    This is very good send this to al my contacts

  • @staryyouknow171
    @staryyouknow171 Місяць тому +1

    how true in 2024

  • @patrickmoran687
    @patrickmoran687 3 місяці тому +3

    He’s talking about Pete Williams whose shilling for the government during that war was a disgrace to journalism.

  • @paolo27th
    @paolo27th 14 років тому +19

    The Serbs were white too.

    • @Exotic_Tofu
      @Exotic_Tofu 8 років тому +9

      Yup. "Imperialism is an equal opportunity exploiter"

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 4 роки тому +12

      "white" doesn't exist

    • @commentor3485
      @commentor3485 2 роки тому +7

      This was filmed before Serbia.

    • @meenam300zx
      @meenam300zx 2 роки тому +4

      Since NATO and Americans were massacaring Serbians, they didn't matter much. But Nazi supporting Ukranian are suddenly precious.

    • @evamagone8613
      @evamagone8613 2 роки тому

      Serbs are Russian puppets so doesn't matter

  • @jetknight7562
    @jetknight7562 2 місяці тому

    The ending he nailed it...😅😅😅😅😅

  • @zihnisinir100
    @zihnisinir100 3 місяці тому +1

    Here we go again in 2024

  • @stevekohner5975
    @stevekohner5975 2 місяці тому

    Carlin was ahead of the times

  • @sarashellsing
    @sarashellsing 3 місяці тому +4

    the right would call him woke these days.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 3 місяці тому +4

      Any ideology would dislike him seeing how he wasn't 'symbol minded'.

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 2 місяці тому +2

      @@nonegone7170 True. George never was left or right or anything in between. He beat to his own drum.

  • @ChiSportsNut18
    @ChiSportsNut18 2 місяці тому +2

    Why do people think war is the answer to everything?

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 2 місяці тому

      It's how they protect their interests

  • @xaqxx4061
    @xaqxx4061 2 роки тому +3

    Why does the captions remove the cussing but the audio isn’t edited ? Just type up the entire f-cking transcript ! Why would you edit CC but audio is fine ? #nomorecraptions YT !

  • @buckeyechuck4064
    @buckeyechuck4064 2 роки тому +20

    Damn I miss this guy, he would have shredded DJT.

  • @vcab6875
    @vcab6875 Рік тому +1

    Genius

  • @greghamilton6681
    @greghamilton6681 3 місяці тому

    This genius was America's only real modern philosopher since Erica Hoffer.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Місяць тому

    It's so hilarious how sexual the names of the presidential cabinet were at the time😂

  • @mikemattingly5128
    @mikemattingly5128 7 місяців тому +1

    Goat

  • @sylvesterscallen5740
    @sylvesterscallen5740 Рік тому +10

    Legend 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint 2 місяці тому

    I'm ready right now. :>, I think.

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez Місяць тому

    1:05

  • @ConfusedFieldHockey-em6bt
    @ConfusedFieldHockey-em6bt 7 місяців тому

    George carlin what a class act 👌 😂

  • @Myself-yf5do
    @Myself-yf5do Місяць тому +1

    He said the Germans are the only "White" people the Americans ever fought with, but he forgot the Spanish, British, and the Americans themselves (civil war).

  • @Jon-nt8sx
    @Jon-nt8sx Місяць тому +1

    Why didn't George receive the Nobel Peace Prize?

  • @DonkeyboyWilson
    @DonkeyboyWilson Рік тому +1

    Wow

  • @Pie2151
    @Pie2151 11 років тому +28

    Hes like an old version of the Joker....

  • @mikelocke4212
    @mikelocke4212 3 місяці тому

    I think he's misdiagnosed the problem: It isn't specific to America, it is humanity that is the source of this.

  • @LibertarianRF
    @LibertarianRF Місяць тому

    War is a racket..$

  • @myearsloveit
    @myearsloveit Рік тому +5

    he's w/ Jesus now

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 Рік тому +8

    I was cursed out for dare questioning the war in Ukraine like every anti American O you want children to day name. Honestly after the BS war in Iraq and Vietnam is it that bad to start questioning why?

    • @michaelgiguere1739
      @michaelgiguere1739 Рік тому +4

      Not remotely the same

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 5 місяців тому +2

      would you question why france and britain went to war with germany?

  • @burnstv280
    @burnstv280 4 роки тому +8

    2020 🤬

  • @LindaOrtiz-e9l
    @LindaOrtiz-e9l 29 днів тому

    HE IS FUNNY

  • @koba0798
    @koba0798 10 місяців тому +1

    till this day usa has bases in iraq and occupies syria illegally

  • @jill3n
    @jill3n 11 місяців тому +1

    God, and what year is this from? He could be saying this in 2023.

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 11 місяців тому +2

      This was right after the first gulf war, 1991. I think this is in early 1992.

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 роки тому +2

    #USA!

  • @ennesshay5040
    @ennesshay5040 2 роки тому +3

    the 7minute 7second vid:- ''Trump Admits We're taking The oil,'' by The Jimmy Dore Show

  • @robertholston4708
    @robertholston4708 2 роки тому +7

    I had to come here after all the virtue signalling in the Ukraine.

    • @meenam300zx
      @meenam300zx 2 роки тому +9

      Yes, if Ukranian were brown like Yemenis, Iraqis, Afghan, Libyan or Syrian, no one would care.

  • @schnulli79
    @schnulli79 15 років тому +4

    wahahahaha!

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 роки тому +1

    #familyfirst

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 роки тому +1

    #aquarium

  • @celes42017
    @celes42017 11 місяців тому +4

    If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is. The USA just voted to give Israel money when they are committing genocide against Palestinians.

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez Місяць тому

    2:20

  • @abyzzwalker
    @abyzzwalker 4 роки тому +19

    Too woke for this world

  • @serialfun3690
    @serialfun3690 3 місяці тому

    USA USA USA!!

  • @jacoballen148
    @jacoballen148 Рік тому +2

    Doesn't 9/11 count

  • @krisztagedai3386
    @krisztagedai3386 2 роки тому +2

    Funny thing is that it's not funny :( especially not now...again.

  • @mohamedalhaneef1260
    @mohamedalhaneef1260 Рік тому

    Араб голф

  • @Entropy106
    @Entropy106 2 роки тому +1

    Ukraine bs Russia

  • @spartanx9293
    @spartanx9293 Рік тому

    1:38 serbia

  • @greenwave819
    @greenwave819 Рік тому

    ummm ww1, ww2, basically every war prior to that, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and soon to be russia so those facts do kinda disagree

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 11 місяців тому +2

      This stand up was before the proxy war in Ukraine. This stand up, came out in 1992.

  • @abdalrahmanshaddow6121
    @abdalrahmanshaddow6121 Рік тому

    bigmanhod problem

    • @iancraig6070
      @iancraig6070 Рік тому

      Too much brainwashing in America via government.

  • @Andrew-pb6hy
    @Andrew-pb6hy 2 роки тому +4

    Other comedians were funnier, but ZERO Educated the public as well

  • @noffmannoff9367
    @noffmannoff9367 Рік тому +1

    Funny how everyone laughing without realising he was being sarcastic 😂 dumb gulible audience

  • @Peacefulnessxxx
    @Peacefulnessxxx Рік тому +6

    Belgrade 1999 bombing remember?

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez Місяць тому

    6:00

  • @nicholasmedovich8691
    @nicholasmedovich8691 Рік тому

    7:00