How to Be Evil in Crusader Kings 3
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- Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
- Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III - How I created the Most Evil Tyrant
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Edit: I know it's a few promo vids in a row - we'll be back to a more balanced schedule soon with more on and off - been managing a bit more traffic than usual on the channel and it's thankfully led to some nice offers that ultimately give me more creative freedom in the long run. Just read over a few comments and addressing that - thanks folks :)
Is there gonna be a new kenshi torso experience? maybe Torsarmy where you conquer the world with the Torso legion. Will the Torsaga continue?
@Pils Lord Just saying "Torsarmy" you've awakened the muse
It’s all good my AmbiguousAmphibian, all your videos are great!
Love your stuff man, keep it up. Glad you're gettin some more sponsors, keep them lights on.
I'll eat glass before I support Paradox in any way, shape or form.
If you're an evil tyrant, and we sponsor you... does that make us evil?
These are the questions that keep me up at night
Mediamarketingbro, the publisher is always evil. In this case, it's the devs.
Thank you for being the memeiest :)
No no. You're just a SPONSOR of evil. It's at least one step removed from actual evil.
It doesn't matter how much you discount it paradox, I'm still just gonna pirate the 10 million dlc that makes your games playable.
He’s not a tyrant , tyranny is subjective… to those who aren’t in prison or dead
Probably bad CK3 ideas: Set literally every leader of every region to a baby and see who survives the baby battle royale.
Sooo the Lord of the Flies achievement from CK2?
More like HBO reboot of boss baby
Baby royale*
@@hemartej Baby royal Baby royale*
@@VladamireD Royal Baby Battle Royale
i'm 99% sure this is just how you normally play CK3
Baby marriage included
There are other ways to play it?
not enough incest.
If you ever are feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just remember this quote.
"Life is existential torture." -ambiguousamphibian 2021
Pick me up? More like a put me down.
Well said.
I prefer this quote from Xavier: Renegade Angel - "We are all just blips in a meaningless void of philosophical torture."
@@BeKoed You mentioning that show has just caused me to physically age twenty years.
@@PresidentFunnyValentine r/whoooosh
"EVIL, it's an acronym for-"
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
Lemons.
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THIS HA HAAAAAAA
Every Villian Is Lucid.
It's the HEROES who are Delusional!!
this acronym makes me...
...LIVID...
EEEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
AA every time i hear your voice a wave of serenity washes over me, PURE FECKIN BLISS, i am glad i found you.
This man could have went the asmr route and been a king
Let's be honest, we could listen to this man have an existential crisis whilst simultaneously causing them in others, and we'd still listen. I know because we just did.
You should look up Stuart McLean from Canada. He was a story teller, and they have a similar tone. It's lovely.
Wowzers
Zoinks
i demand a playthrough with the goal of eating the pope
Is this actually possible?
@@7ylerD Apparently so. You have to reform the religion you are part of to include Cannibalism and then capture the Pope. Although it seems Pope cannot be captured with siege, only during battle.
@@alaric_ If he can be eaten, I wish to witness it.
I second this.
Yes!
"I bribed everyone in Ireland with $50"
I feel like, if you do that now, Ireland would still act the same and join your plot. XD
Being from a county that is mostly Ailech in the north-west of Ireland in this video, I really enjoyed this particular video XD
Seems legit - I'm ethnically mostly Irish
@@ambiguousamphibian my family were powerful lords in the region you started in and I regularly get to see the castles my ancestors made when I drive by, so it's funny seeing you play the King of Munster
@@ambiguousamphibian :O Honestly though, the Irish are practically like Genghis Khan at this point but we can drink loads at the cost of burning easily in the sun...
@@Sweenus987 ethically Irish then
@@conmara6492 your ancestors didn’t make anything. The peasants they brutalized did.
I don’t have a pc, I can’t play the games you do so I love enjoying watching you play them, the commentary is top notch too 💖
That's why I make these, my friend :)
@@ambiguousamphibian I binge watched all your Project Zomboid videos, those were brilliant
dont tell the sponsors this
Same here, lol I am investing in a gaming pc sometime soon though.
It’s no Xbox game pass and on PlayStation now.
I’m hoping to have the Custom Rulers will be out for Consoles soon.
I want my immortal God Emperor who will unite Europe, Asia, and Africa before setting their glorious on the Americas to unite all of humanity under one Glorious Empire.
I literally lost it at "the serpent strikes at midnight hssss hssss" :D
Every Villain is Lemons!! Mermaid man, where are you
I could have sworn "EVIL" stood for "Every Villian is Lemons"
No it's Elderly Vagabonds Inherit Lumbago
EEEEEEVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL
This really broke down the steps I need to take to reach my goals of EVIL. Your 9 step process is easy to follow, and leads to true results! Just the program I was looking for. Thanks Ambiguous Amphibian!
"So I renamed my dynasty the house of Squidward." I should really know better than to try to drink anything during one of your videos lmao
Even Voldemort Is Loved
Remember to build a supportive empire before engaging in heists.
This is the content I never knew I wanted, but have always needed. Thank you…
"1000% Evil Tyrant Ruler"
Damn, ya boi out here roleplaying Paradox Interactive management huh?
Is it just me or does this video remind anyone of the Spongebob episode where there’s a man narrating the entirety of how to make a Krabby Patty and how perfect they are 😂😂 love ya AA keep it up you Evil..Evil Man! 😈
Your writing and narrator skills are out of this world... Would read any book written by you, poetry, fantasy, hard science. Anything. One of the best "communicators" i have seen, in any area, professional or not.
In a more """"""primitive""""""""" society, you would unite all the group around a campfire to tell the stories. You are a legit Storyteller, bro, like few are capable
You can’t fool me “Sally”! I know that Sally is short for Salizar, one of the most evil names!
If there's going to be an evil tyrant I'd want it to be AA so that at least I can hear those soothing tones as he orders my execution
You're my favorite creator. I always get so excited anytime I see content come up in my feed from you. Thank you for waxing poetically and with whim about our modern Ennui
-Krillin: What else do you call a group of namekians? a pod? a tribe?
-Piccolo: A cornucopia. What do you call a group of humans?
-Popo: an infestation.
YYour voice is so soothing and your stories are pure gold. Thank you for being you!
i can picture Paradox watching this sponsored video and going WHAT HAVE WE DONE! hah love your content man
Always nice when frog man make video
The piano music at 8:25 is gymnopedie by Eric Satie.
I want ambiguous to voice a self help book..., no I do not have a self help book.
Every AA video makes me want to rewatch the Spongebob Krusty Krab training video. Keep up the great content 💕
I love this guy's videos, he's one of the best creators on UA-cam!
This video stands amongst the greats in my list of favorites. Please keep making videos in this style.
My strategy whenever I play Crusader Kings is to make my first character a horrible monster with maxed out Martial skills via the Character Creator, to have him conquer and lay waist to all his neighbours, and to have him imprison and execute any who would threaten his reign or endanger the sanctity of his lineage--especially his own children, who might split his inheritance. Then he inevitably dies, and I play his heir like a normal person with a much larger kingdom than I should realistically have. It's great.
Ah, classic. First king is either "The Unifier", a glorious hero who diplomatically unites the land, or "The Complete Bastard", a maniac who butchered all before him. Second king is always the opposite.
Absolutely love your vids AA! Looking for the frabjous day callooh callay right now! Lol
Love it. Will you do a series on this at some point. Your story telling and humour is great
Dude, i Just Love your voice, i love to try out different voices but yours is something particular, i cant even get close to your way of narrating stuff
I Love it
I Just Love It
I just found out about kenshi and I'm loving your torso varied experiences lol.
While I was in the midst of a 7 day long, heart palpitating anxiety attack that I mistook for a heart attack a couple of times, your voice helped me ignore the palpitations enough to fall asleep with your Zomboid videos and I've been a fan ever since. Just thought I'd say thank you for your content! Your voice is very calming and your words are so nicely eloquent.
Is it just me or has the audio quality improved? I feel every single syllable positively vibrating in my eardrums. Stupendous.
Love your videos, keep it up!
Thanks :) Happy you enjoy and grateful for the kindness
Amazing video watched it all!
Lol
I love your videos so very much. I smile the entire time I watch them and they make my life not so bad
Love your vids man you make my day
Sure is interesting to see how Frank Zappa lives on as an EVIL tyrant. An unexpected, yet welcome, turn of events.
Love the content. Keep it up brother
I love your videos. It's so fun and amazing, big hug from your fan from Brazil.
almost 500k subs and your comment section is just full of you replying and liking comments, thats what i love to see
“Get this baby out of here! Get this baby out of here!” The way you said this is so satisfying and funny
"Sally, what a great name to name my son hope he won't be evil because of his name"
I am passing a need of Crusader Kings 3 fun content and I am struggling to find it. Thank you for bringing another wonderful video (That I still need to watch)
I just love ambigous's voice so much , it's even better with his poetic lines :)
Once again, I can truly see your love for paradox
*laughs in DLC*
@@MegaSockenschuss paradox's DLC s are exactly why I pirate all of their games
@@zeul787 I bought EU4 with a few DLCs when it was on discount, just for a good conscience for the hundreds of hours playtime i had with it before (and after :D).
But that was before they bought Prison Architect and fucked it up, so I regret the above.
EA: "You have done well, my young apprentice."
Paradox: "Yes, master."
@@zeul787 Same, I got gifted the bare game on Steam with no DLCs, and after spending a whole lot of time sucking ass at it, I ended up looking up guides online only to find out that all of the guides are for people who have all DLCs cause the game sucks otherwise. Been pirating their DLC ever since. They make good games, but damn are they scummy...
Yes, a video of pure luxury and refinement, i applaud my feet at you with both hands mr. Phibian
Your tone in this video reminds me of the narrator from the Krusty Krab trainee episode and I love it
Super funny. Usually I don’t laugh much but this is too funny.
Please more CK3!! I barely have time to learn and play it, but atleast I can vicariously live through you 😁
I literally could not take a single sip of my coffee during that video, every time I tried I was spitting it back out, my house is a mess... lol thank you!
OMG, you’re awesome. Bravo. SUBSCRIBED!!!!
Bro, five minute in and I've had to sit through like 5 different ads. UA-cam REALLY likes you!
I'm surprised you didn't play this before tbh. More please!
I love the inspirational, motivational speech for being evil😂. The juxtaposition is beautiful
This has the strongest 1960s instructional video vibe ever
Right as you said “It’s on to step two” an ad for Calm came on and it was a really funny tone shift
I'm glad your channel getting more recognized
I see you drawing inspiration from the Krusty Krab training video and I am 100% here for it.
I very nearly died at the “the serpent strikes at midnight… hisssss hisssss” 😂
I feel so educated, thank you ^^
Just yesterday I was thinking about you playing ck3 and now it exists!!!
I gotta start thinking of having the winning powerball ticket
Now you add external footage beside in game footage. Very nice.
OH my god. He did it. He actually did it. He got them ol' paradox bois in on the shenanigans... As an enjoyer of strategy games such as stellaris and crusader kings... I salute you sir.
The serpent strikes at midnight hsss hsssss made me nose laugh tysm
AA proving to be a master of his very unique art!
Love your crusader kings videos
As someone with 400 hours on CK3 I will now remember to EVIL so I can better my gameplay
Glorious! Simply glorious!
2:30 looks like this guy is going to send me on a mission to find a replacement water chip for the vault
I love your commentary
Your narration sounded A LOT like those Fallout short promotional videos xD Amazing
My boi making it big
This video is like that one SpongeBob episode Krusty Krab Training Video. Love it
I love the single video format you've been on lately but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss your multi-video gameplay playthroughs simply because I could sit and binge watch all the videos in one sitting. Any plans for a new series?
You're like watching a nature documentary/ stand up/ and philosopher all at once.
The first video i ever watched was the Ocean Ice Colony. Later on, I saw more and more content from the past and present. I see now that this is my nirvana. Here I can raise the volume of your voice and block out my parents argue. I can be here, in my chair, watching you for hours and neglect my human needs. But while I do that, I ponder the question: "Will there be another episode of Rimworld Ice colony or not? Will Orange get exiled? Who is the mechanoid undercover"
I'm going crazy, what happened to Peeeeeter? I was dying laughing when you started cracking up in that video.
I tripped out when I saw the bottom of the thumbnail was red, I was like ‘definitely not seen this one yet’
how to be evil
step 1: deflate tophead
step 2: big hair
step 3: s c h e m e
No mention of the modern-day ennui; 7/10 would likely watch again
You should play the Universim, it's a god/ creator simulator thats quite funny and really strange 😄, it would be interesting to see how you shatter it. Greeting from a Canadian in Germany!
AmbiguousAmphibian is really spoiling us with content lately
When Spiff is on a week break, i get back to back of ambiguous amphibian. A fair trade.
Oh frabjous day! AA you made pure ART!
"Finally been cast to hell" lmao🤣🤣🤣
i havent even been as addicted to painkillers as i am to your videos
and im in rehab for painmeds
>AA claims to be creating an objectively evil character
>Has also exposed us to countless atrocities to the degree that everything is shades of morally grey
What *is* "evil"? What is "good"? From the king's perspective, perhaps he was always in the right.
LMAOOOO killing your own sons and getting crazy !!!! this FACE OMGGGG THIS FACE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really could be the voice for the Krusty Krab training video dude, HOOOOOPLLAAAAAAA *throws brick*
"We're climbing in your windows, and we're snatching your people up."
Truly a quote to live by.
Your videos are my favorite mainly because of how eloquently you speak.
This gives me the same vibes as the spongebob episode thats a training video for the krusty krab