RUINING CARTEL TYCOON with VEGETABLES!

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  • Опубліковано 16 жов 2021
  • Can I build an empire in Cartel Tycoon from delicious, nutritious vegetables? A major thanks to Tiny Build and Moon Moose for kindly sponsoring this excursion: bit.ly/CT_Rob
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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  2 роки тому +739

    Nice bonus to finish off the weekend - been doing a lot of sims again, bringing me back to the old days :) Majestic thanks to friends over at Tiny Build and Moon Moose for sponsoring this one - go check out the new update to CT here: bit.ly/CT_Rob

    • @ABSwiftkillaz
      @ABSwiftkillaz 2 роки тому

      Two vids in one day is a blessing

    • @ll-qw3lt
      @ll-qw3lt 2 роки тому

      Thank you for another wonderful video made my day so much better

    • @Fl4kFire
      @Fl4kFire 2 роки тому

      heart

    • @elbonnybar
      @elbonnybar 2 роки тому

      nice, i suggest you put a steam link too in the description, just saying. btw double video this month? NICE. very NICE

    • @ThatGuywazhere
      @ThatGuywazhere 2 роки тому

      Blast from the past, sims + cartel tycoon = sim city 2000

  • @theroadstopshere
    @theroadstopshere 2 роки тому +3541

    What an incredibly advertiser-friendly and highly engaging video, UA-cam, definitely nothing questionable or illegal mentioned here 👍 as a highly engaged and monetizable viewer, this video would be great for advertising. Nothing but vegetables and social works being done by an amphibian of great generosity and a velveteen voice

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 2 роки тому +11

      Something tells me if I ever post a Postal 2 LP on here it’d never get monetized these days. XD

    • @ryanstallings7920
      @ryanstallings7920 2 роки тому +9

      ..........yess ......nothing to look deeper into......yes

    • @matthewpohlmann6623
      @matthewpohlmann6623 2 роки тому +2

      What are you? A cop?

    • @jamjar6494
      @jamjar6494 2 роки тому +6

      Indeed, no illicit acts being performed here

    • @lukasbw6140
      @lukasbw6140 Рік тому

  • @joshucamereeno8155
    @joshucamereeno8155 2 роки тому +3051

    “Morally Ambiguous Amphibian” could totally be a playlist name for games like this and challenges that are.. morally ambiguous perhaps?

    • @mushreemman
      @mushreemman 2 роки тому +5

      @@piitcs4416 please kindly shut up, bot

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 2 роки тому +57

      What's morally ambiguous about vegetals?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile, actual cartel dons: "...I see... so, we grow the vegetables instead of la c**a... and then people pay money to eat them... they become healthy and work better, die less... and spare vegetables can be sold elsewhere. Why did I not think of this? Thank you, strange frog man, we will change our ways."

    • @hannahmorgan4743
      @hannahmorgan4743 2 роки тому +15

      @@pedronabais1456 he goes on a whole tangent in the video on why. Utilitarianism

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +11

      @@hannahmorgan4743Normally Cartels are known to be brutes,Amphibian is just too sophisticated for this industry.
      Yet, the money in -Co- vegetables is too good to leave

  • @LordKefka
    @LordKefka 2 роки тому +990

    What a very nice guy, giving all those people healthy and delicious vegetables.

    • @LIITEMIES
      @LIITEMIES 2 роки тому +6

      Thats tons and tons of opium and other narcotics. Maize and onions crowing plenty on the ewery second row. People triving on an endless happines making stew.

    • @Arnellius_Martinius
      @Arnellius_Martinius Рік тому +1

      @@LIITEMIES na, just veg.

  • @Killer66hitman
    @Killer66hitman 2 роки тому +481

    The over dubs make this feel like a fever dream where nothing I think I know is real

  • @sirtacovi3262
    @sirtacovi3262 2 роки тому +412

    I still have tears in my eyes from "I listened to him beg for his liMACARONI until his deDESSERT"
    I imagined this big, tough lieutenant childishly demanding macaroni and only macaroni, and only once he could have cake was he really satisfied.

    • @snaky1107
      @snaky1107 2 роки тому +13

      Bro this is just depressing he had some good lieutenants murks them

  • @huntor3606
    @huntor3606 2 роки тому +1024

    AA: Commits warcrimes in Rimworld on a daily basis
    Also AA: Censors the word "Drugs"

    • @johngammon6450
      @johngammon6450 2 роки тому +98

      Ah yes when the UA-cam Overlords of Monetization allow war crimes

    • @diamondarmy5546
      @diamondarmy5546 2 роки тому +6

      @@piitcs4416 no

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 2 роки тому +12

      @@diamondarmy5546 report for pornography, there, gone.

    • @ColinTimmins
      @ColinTimmins 2 роки тому +16

      @@Quadrolithium I report them all but I don’t think UA-cam cares at all. They are everywhere!

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 2 роки тому +2

      @@ColinTimmins yep, they're fking back, wtf?

  • @dragonhat255
    @dragonhat255 2 роки тому +853

    Time for a new, totally legal AA experience that doesn’t involve any war crimes whatsoever

    • @erickiorio1422
      @erickiorio1422 2 роки тому

      @@piitcs4416 well that escalated quickly

    • @redi4ka951
      @redi4ka951 2 роки тому

      @@piitcs4416 wow, yt doesn't check hashtags, i now know more

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 2 роки тому +570

    Don’t worry guys, he’s just trying to hide his actual Mexican cartel he runs to afford the gamer life.

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 2 роки тому +84

    This is like a father telling his children how he grew his empire, but he doesn't want them to also engage in illegal business.

  • @jaxblonk5127
    @jaxblonk5127 2 роки тому +514

    This sounds exactly like how avocados are grown.

    • @jessecapra2350
      @jessecapra2350 2 роки тому +32

      Lol is that a joke because the cartels have actually taken over the avocado business irl?

    • @jaxblonk5127
      @jaxblonk5127 2 роки тому +18

      @@jessecapra2350 Eeyup! they're still tasty tho.

    • @pffthulu6545
      @pffthulu6545 2 роки тому +4

      They threw that "true cost" vid in your feed too, huh?

    • @jaxblonk5127
      @jaxblonk5127 2 роки тому +16

      @@pffthulu6545 just a big nerd, myself; discovered it when I looked into banana republics one day. World's a rough place.
      By the by, how's it poppin' o'er yonderly pray tell? Ya doin well homie?

    • @bhijdasasdjhasdbjkdasbjkfasbjk
      @bhijdasasdjhasdbjkdasbjkfasbjk 2 роки тому +6

      ah, i see youre a man of culture as well

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 2 роки тому +648

    I love how he "Censors" something by suddenly cutting it off and adding a more monetization friendly version of it.

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 2 роки тому +42

      That must have been a pain to edit.

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 2 роки тому +6

      Well. That's new.

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 2 роки тому +15

      Watch out for the obnoxious spammers and DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS!

    • @johngammon6450
      @johngammon6450 2 роки тому +4

      @@blunderingfool agreement 100

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 2 роки тому +4

      @@ProfesserLuigi They've been a big problem lately and they're getting bolder by the day.
      Best report them on sight.

  • @chefboahise1109
    @chefboahise1109 2 роки тому +120

    Damn two videos in one day thats crazy

    • @fishnumber2
      @fishnumber2 2 роки тому +3

      @@piitcs4416
      bots are *stupid*

    • @SVAgxlxxi
      @SVAgxlxxi 2 роки тому +3

      @@piitcs4416 🤖

    • @endig4501
      @endig4501 2 роки тому +2

      2 videos in 10 hours, even.

  • @diamondjub2318
    @diamondjub2318 2 роки тому +88

    I was kinda expecting a fully clean playthrough actually, with no crimes whatsoever

  • @mrdgaming6112
    @mrdgaming6112 2 роки тому +56

    TWO AA POSTS IN ONE DAY!?!?We have been Blessed! “O Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 2 роки тому +59

    I love how this guy basically did a Pablo Escobar. Started off growing "vegetables". Created a Taxi company as a means of both laundering and transporting product. Buying research facilities to study how to increase yield of "vegetables" and means of smugg-I mean... covertly transporting, said "vegetables". Then started burying his excess cash.

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 2 роки тому +105

    His skills in cartel running disturbs me… I think he has some “applicable experiences”

    • @Mechakitty
      @Mechakitty 2 роки тому

      T

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 2 роки тому +1

      what do you mean, he completely failed twice

  • @steampunkangel6530
    @steampunkangel6530 2 роки тому +54

    Ok now you actually got me questioning if you can literally build a empire in this game off of straight up farm goods.

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 2 роки тому +11

    Official petition to bring back:
    "Hello."
    As the official start to every video..

  • @_Egitor
    @_Egitor 2 роки тому +38

    Ah yes, I remember those days. Simpler times when trucks just submerged briefly into the gravel rather than backing into the lot. You don't see that often any more.

  • @datscootusee213
    @datscootusee213 2 роки тому +11

    What is more humorous, the video, or the fact that it is extremely common for drug cartels to use veggie and fruit sales to augment their income.
    The US avacado is a good example, where in a majority of imports are related to the south american cartels.

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 Рік тому

      Wait what? It’s not just “ vegetables“ And “carrots” Huh. Impressive

  • @rottik3327
    @rottik3327 2 роки тому +52

    Like the divine incarnation of old did multiply the fish and loaves, the great one delivers his sustenance doubly unto us this day. A most magnanimous miracle!

    • @Trypsonite
      @Trypsonite 2 роки тому +2

      O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

  • @elliottjohnson9926
    @elliottjohnson9926 2 роки тому +27

    Content, sweet content. As a modern Plato, AA guides our soul as the wind guides the seed of our future. His soothing voice can shape the roughest surface, audible rocks are tempered to form glass like emotional surfaces. Truly a man of the modern renaissance.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 2 роки тому +29

    Hey, I just read a little bit about Iago and William Shakespeare's Othello in a history book's chapter about slavery and racism. That's why I'm here, no longer reading lengthy chapters from a history book. Awesome video, by the way! I especially loved the -opium- onions! :)

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 2 роки тому +9

    "Thus, we PEED OUT MONEY!"
    Quote of the year right there

  • @Oxide14
    @Oxide14 2 роки тому +22

    Gotta say, the editing on this video sounds like a broken text to speak, and…I love it. Keep doing your thing man, much love

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly, if the -drug- *vegetable* trade had a philosophical turtle at its head in the 1980s, we might live in a very different world.

  • @klawzie
    @klawzie 2 роки тому +6

    "Suddenly it was 1990 again and..." --- I do love a good Second Chance Reincarnation story!

  • @Camilleillustrates
    @Camilleillustrates 2 роки тому +5

    Amphibian can do whatever he wants, I’m here for the storytelling

  • @thomaskoch748
    @thomaskoch748 2 роки тому +8

    I really appreciate your support for vegetables and cocandy. I think more UA-camrs, and especially Vtubers, could learn a lot from your incredible example.
    Thank you for

  • @calebbilling4984
    @calebbilling4984 2 роки тому +12

    Ah yes, "Dregetables". The best kind of vegetable.

  • @RyANWaLlEt
    @RyANWaLlEt Рік тому +2

    This makes me wonder if it's possible to build a vegetable empire in Cartel Tycoon

  • @Vegatablez
    @Vegatablez 2 роки тому +3

    So happy for the opportunity to collab with my favorite content creator.

  • @jayro6397
    @jayro6397 Рік тому +6

    These overdubs are fantastic! Loved it!

  • @fearanger1
    @fearanger1 Місяць тому

    What makes the overdubs funny is how inconsistent they are. Some are flawless, and some are stumbling into their counterpart drunkenly and haphazardly.

  • @GreaterD
    @GreaterD 2 роки тому +4

    dont worry, nobody will judge you for creating vein candy to support your vegtable empire

  • @alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465
    @alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465 2 роки тому +7

    The editing of the intro deserves chef's kiss.

  • @doxinn8879
    @doxinn8879 2 роки тому +17

    Oh I almost thought this video was going to be about drugs, thank god.

  • @mr.therapist3547
    @mr.therapist3547 2 роки тому +1

    Ambiguousamphibian:"money Will never buy you happiness"
    Tankfish:"if money can't buy happiness it means you don't have enough money

  • @genuinejustin6269
    @genuinejustin6269 2 роки тому +5

    "Money doesn't buy happiness"
    Whoever said that was never broke......

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 роки тому

      Whoever thinks poor people can't be happy has never been broke.

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 2 роки тому +5

    The fact you brought John Stuart Mills into this debacle is solid gold content haha.
    I'd subscribe right now if I hadn't already.

  • @ronthealmightyratking8206
    @ronthealmightyratking8206 2 роки тому +5

    The rat king loves the amphibian.
    -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

  • @oliverlemley9343
    @oliverlemley9343 2 роки тому +4

    I love how he grows things and exports them to countries so he can grow vegetables and healthy stuff, I would be a lot more supportive of organizations if they followed ambiguous amphibians example

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Рік тому

      That's basically what a lot of mexican cartels do.
      "Organic" (by USA standards) vegetables are really easy and cheap to produce and sell for a lot. So a lot of Cartels use them to finance their growing military branches.

  • @ll-qw3lt
    @ll-qw3lt 2 роки тому +2

    2 videos 1 day best day ever

  • @Tangent08
    @Tangent08 2 роки тому +1

    AA out here slinging Tomaco like Homer Simpson.

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon 2 роки тому +2

    2 vids in one day...noice :D

  • @jman036
    @jman036 2 роки тому +2

    Two videos in two days?? Oh frabjous day!
    Edit: The voice cuts throughout were 10/10

  • @th3w1zard248
    @th3w1zard248 Рік тому +1

    This man is basically a crazy, American Spiffing Brit.

  • @CriticoolHit
    @CriticoolHit 2 роки тому +4

    Those quick cuts are so great. Loved em in the last episode too.

  • @greaselord8553
    @greaselord8553 Рік тому +1

    Never heard of this game and I already love the look of it. Adding to my steam wishlist and am gonna buy it as soon as I can. Thank you for playing this.

  • @melvanaltena83
    @melvanaltena83 2 роки тому +1

    '1989 when most of u werent even born yet' well thnxs AA feeling real old now XD

  • @DoctaSab
    @DoctaSab 2 роки тому +2

    The Chopin really did it for me in this one lmfao.

  • @nathanielgeis
    @nathanielgeis 2 роки тому +4

    2 in one day? Score

  • @Viscarah
    @Viscarah 2 роки тому +4

    Your ideas for videos never cease to surprise me. Very amusing content. Thank you.

  • @meme-madeproductions1959
    @meme-madeproductions1959 Рік тому

    I do indeed love some ethically grown CoCandy™. Amphibian is truly a wholesome farmer.

  • @aaronpollock4288
    @aaronpollock4288 2 роки тому +1

    TWO IN A ROW?! YYYYAAAAAS

  • @Mixinok
    @Mixinok 2 роки тому +4

    Are you speedrunning a video montage program?

  • @billpost4205
    @billpost4205 2 роки тому +2

    "Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?"
    "Hell no"
    *Time to 'retire' my son*

  • @CrishieX
    @CrishieX 2 роки тому +1

    Bro I was literally crying while watching this…. Like actual tears came out of my eyes as I laughed like a mental patient.

  • @memeshort7189
    @memeshort7189 2 роки тому +1

    AA is my favorite UA-camr
    He soothes my soul and makes my loins shiver!

  • @ThisGuyandThatGuyPVG
    @ThisGuyandThatGuyPVG 2 роки тому

    Amphibian's humor never fails to crack me up

  • @rsobe
    @rsobe 2 роки тому +2

    So the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto...

  • @skatatataatje
    @skatatataatje 2 роки тому +3

    The amount of editing on this video is insane! You really worked for your legal money this time.

  • @bigboispyro
    @bigboispyro 2 роки тому +2

    "I invited him to dinner and listened as he begged for his li--" got me wheezing.

  • @Bigmike24743
    @Bigmike24743 2 роки тому

    Who needs candy? When you have fresh and delicious vegetables. Grown without any harmful insecticides. Sourced without any harmful byproducts , and served fresh to your front door.

  • @kmonk99
    @kmonk99 2 роки тому +2

    Moral Philosophy Lesson: Check; Shakespeare reference: Check; "Eat my god damn vegetables!" Thank you AA for filling these anxious minutes with the fruits for your labor.

  • @EmmanuelTurner245225
    @EmmanuelTurner245225 2 роки тому

    I don't even understand how you can be so entertaining. I'm so glad I found this channel when I did.

  • @anglerfish61
    @anglerfish61 2 роки тому

    2 uploads in 1 day. I am truly blessed

  • @cano1one
    @cano1one 2 роки тому

    Nothing but fresh grown vegetables.Oh how I love them! I reach for them (vegetables) liberally on my plate whenever mother cooks. This is the 2nd funniest couple sentences on earth

  • @Kelsdoggy
    @Kelsdoggy 2 роки тому

    Your videos are Incredible - don’t ever stop these please. They are so so we’ll put together and compelling. Your hard work is noted.

  • @Holyduck777
    @Holyduck777 2 роки тому

    Good guy Amphibian almost singlehandedly fighting the world obesity epidemic with hardcore Capitalism and Utilitarianism.

  • @GoblinFootball13
    @GoblinFootball13 2 роки тому +1

    Main character looks like Lalo Salamanca from "Better call Saul"

  • @thejellylord1900
    @thejellylord1900 2 роки тому +2

    Two Videos In One Day AA? You Can't Stop Giving Us Great Videos?

  • @sushijones
    @sushijones 2 роки тому +1

    This video was great, it's inspiring me to try more vegetables!

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 Рік тому

    you feel like a combination between "Let's game it out" and "martincitopants"

  • @just.joshnya
    @just.joshnya 2 роки тому

    This video really puts the ambiguous in ambiguousamphibian

  • @Azerty42069
    @Azerty42069 2 роки тому

    I can't remember the last time I laughed that much on UA-cam! You're a genius

  • @Wulfenburg
    @Wulfenburg Рік тому

    lol whenever you'd quickly switch to "Vegetables" it reminds me of the youtube poop with Commander Shepard.

  • @Socrates458
    @Socrates458 2 роки тому

    I like this editing. Where you dub over yourself like a PG version of Scarface. “You’re a real fu-FRIEND, you know that?”

  • @Stavvy0
    @Stavvy0 2 роки тому

    I think this is one of your better videos. I love the cuts, made me laugh multiple times (not that you don't, but you get it)

  • @NamelessNinja1997
    @NamelessNinja1997 2 роки тому

    Love the cuts at the beginning while explaining the game 🤣🤣

  • @Shywer
    @Shywer Рік тому

    Congratz to the cutter !! Amazing JOB !!!!!

  • @jamesd4827
    @jamesd4827 2 роки тому +1

    Mr. Amphibian you sound very "high" doing those family friendly cuts to correct your words

  • @HeavyMIGGY
    @HeavyMIGGY 2 роки тому

    Wow they finally added more to it huh lol I had fun with their first version. I should hop back on.

  • @joeythecombine3601
    @joeythecombine3601 2 роки тому

    Loved the bit at the end about Travis Bickle lol

  • @perryvandenbosch7888
    @perryvandenbosch7888 2 роки тому

    2 videos in 24 hours, what treat :)

  • @titusstanding5993
    @titusstanding5993 2 роки тому

    A simulator where you can make the seeds for everything bagels finally

  • @gregrose816
    @gregrose816 2 роки тому

    The editing was on point. So good!

  • @Shenaldrac
    @Shenaldrac 2 роки тому +1

    Money won't buy you happiness, it will only buy you all the things that you use to make yourself happy. Much like how falling 1000 meters doesn't kill you, hitting the ground does, it's still an integral part.

  • @davehollis6116
    @davehollis6116 2 роки тому

    damn pulling out the Chopin nocturnes for that outro

  • @superreiska69
    @superreiska69 2 роки тому

    This was so dumb and brilliant 🤣

  • @travistaylor9635
    @travistaylor9635 Рік тому

    I dont know how i found this channel but this video in particular made me glad I did

  • @draculastraphouse6637
    @draculastraphouse6637 2 роки тому

    I love these types of strategy games so much

  • @dxrk1370
    @dxrk1370 Рік тому

    wow what a family friendly video! ill share this to all my friends!

  • @shut4922
    @shut4922 2 роки тому

    "If health were a drug, I'd be in jail."

  • @RawBlue
    @RawBlue 2 роки тому

    Whats this? Double upload from Rob? Is the world coming to an end? Im elated!

  • @fatjonseatingadventures5429
    @fatjonseatingadventures5429 2 роки тому +1

    Two videos in one day?!

  • @anon_234
    @anon_234 2 роки тому

    Those edits are hilarious. Great job!

  • @dolandanda5856
    @dolandanda5856 2 роки тому

    The cut at the start was so good

  • @romanbeckett3130
    @romanbeckett3130 2 роки тому

    Oh my god I cant believe I caught an AA upload so fresh off the press at 1 30 am