*Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter has entered the chat* What will it be next? 100 Stat Chad of Chad or try again to control the relics and convert the rest of the world to primitivism?
Insular Christianity and Ireland are the easiest places to start to make a religion and then make yourself the temporal head since 3 holysites are located in the UK.
"He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. And this is the reason why he can waste his time on things like making everyone worship him." -A youtuber, coming dangerously close to becoming self-aware.
I almost never quote gaming channels, but when it comes to AA, the comedy is just honey dripping from his tongue and I just want to slurp. Edit: this is my most liked comment I've put on UA-cam and even AA gave me a heart. I'll ride this high for months to come
"Happier and with your mouth _open_ ." I watched this WKUK skit for the first time in an airport. Few times have I laughed this hard in my life. And everyone stared 😂
1:32 my mother works in medical billing and one of her patients actually has a problem like that due to some brain trauma. She essentially loves everyone in an overflowingly doting and lovey manner, which is both endearing, concerning, and really rather sad when you think about it, but at least she's taken care of.
Words cannot express my joy right now. I'm forced to be up because of work (it's 2:30am where I currently am) and seeing you posted a video is enough to keep me going until my shift is over!
I once did a custom viking character in Ironman mode. I made him an expert strategist so that he could go out to conquer and establish Norway. He went from a random count to a King in less that half a lifetime. The latter half of his lifetime he joined wars and fought with his allies. But somehow he also was immensely pious. I have no idea how but he eventually became a paragon of virtue. It was crazy.
CK is one of those games I've always wanted to get into, and I know I'll love it, but there's just so many buttons and things that's kinda overwhelming to learn
I was the same way! CK3 is very newb-friendly (...right now... more complex game mechanics incoming, which is great, but this would be the time to get in on the ground floor). I'm a super casual gamer, mostly into RPGs and simple tactics/puzzle games. I found CK3 very enjoyable from the get-go. Probably helps that I like to read and explore menus and go slow? But you can definitely crank up the speed and just enjoy the ensuing disasters/weirdness right away too, if you're less of a scaredycat. :)
Thankfully for you this is probably the most accessible grand strategy game, it’s very intuitive just play around with it for a couple hours and you’ll get most of the mechanics
my favorite thing about creating your own religion is you can convince everyone that the best way to ensure a good afterlife is to just give you all their money.
I love when you play CK3. The playthough progress and decisions you make are hilarious but also move the story forward in a meaningful way. I love what you do and thank you for doing it.
2 and a half minutes in and we have a creepy neanderthal vampire man as our protagonist, one sixth of the video has passed already and we haven't done anything yet except make bad decisions. I am in.
I'm not sure if he was happier and with his mouth open enough. I'm just not feeling the piety that a man such as him should exude. Think you need to make another episode but with him more happier and with his mouth open.
infectious personality, humor is top tier and honestly if you just put out more content or content with more popular games, no doubt you'd be one of the bigger gameplay accounts, amazing quality of videos thank u for the laughs!
I downloaded a mod that lets you further customize your religion and made all the traits of my character virtuous. It cost over 6000 piety even with the 50% off but afterwards my piety was +50 per month and every character of my new religion has +100 opinion of me no matter what I do. The virtuous traits are also congenital so even my heirs get that opinion as long as I make sure the right one inherits. The rest of the world almost all have -100 opinion but it doesn't matter because my empire is so big and I never have rebellions because all my vassals view me as a living god. I've almost reestablished the roman empire from starting with a single county and it's only been 120 years.
Not gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of you ending the video basically just as you finally get started converting territory to your religion. Like most of the video is just buildup to be able to begin the real meat of the run, and then it just ends. I wish you'd continued.
Hey Amphibian you must be on a hot streak right now, was Streaming Project Zomboid recently (new player) when the comments reccomended i check you out. I'm subbed man keep it real.
There actually is a preexisting Christian religion in the game (and in reality) that promotes nudity as well. It's called Adamite, and I think it occasionally pops up as a heresy. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamites
*Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter has entered the chat*
What will it be next? 100 Stat Chad of Chad or try again to control the relics and convert the rest of the world to primitivism?
First
@@alexfrommd5140 no second
100 stat chad
Insular Christianity and Ireland are the easiest places to start to make a religion and then make yourself the temporal head since 3 holysites are located in the UK.
Both of those sound absolutely amazing, but my vote is for primitivism
The fact you can literally make a religion to reject modernity and returning to monke makes this game a masterpiece
monke
monke
*_monke_*
@Louis emperathos ah good old stupid youtube
The Luddic Path welcomes you
"We're at war so I need to get married fast" seems to sum this game up
...sure
144p 👍
Add on "i need to get married fast to my sister" and it's a bit more spot on.
*Spoken with audible thrill:* _"Female dominated."_
So fem-dommed in other words?
Perhaps we learned something about AA
Maybe 🧐
Femdom and Findom have a lot of overlap. Coincidence?
get pegged or die tryin
“My daughter will be ‘Neglected.’” really got me
Princess Neglected
Unless you have equal rights enabled by default in the game rules or through law or religion thats generally how it goes for women in ck
It just hit me that you can't spell piety without pie. Now I want pie. 8/10
Joke 1/10
Holy pie.
@@liamalcantara1485 correction: π/10
These are turning into really weird games of Plague inc.
yes, Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee will spread across all the land!
Not funny didn’t laugh.
The beings that AA creates are ...... interesting?
You're a gentleman - thank you
IK, early in he looked like a character from those old l4d sfms
Beep! =]
Beep is the strongest warrior!
Looks like typical French man to me
"It's like a salesman's pitch except it affects people's sense of purpose in life."
So it's a salesman's pitch then :P
He must be holy, homie has to start all interactions with "be not afraid".
"He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. And this is the reason why he can waste his time on things like making everyone worship him."
-A youtuber, coming dangerously close to becoming self-aware.
Man spent 1/3 of the video on the character creation screen, perfection.
7:00 that thing on the stress gain actually means that you gain -25% stress, not +25% stress, wichbasically means that you get 25% less stress.
I almost never quote gaming channels, but when it comes to AA, the comedy is just honey dripping from his tongue and I just want to slurp.
Edit: this is my most liked comment I've put on UA-cam and even AA gave me a heart. I'll ride this high for months to come
Holy honey?
@@bobross9656 Honey made from the most pious of mouths. The sweet sweet nectar that dribbles on my chin
Ambrosia Saliva
@@lalawmpuiahmar193
"I made some of my special ambrosia salad just for you."
You sound like you slurp often whether it be honey or…
"Happier and with your mouth _open_ ."
I watched this WKUK skit for the first time in an airport. Few times have I laughed this hard in my life. And everyone stared 😂
RIP Trevor Moore.
@@zimNvgcatsfan I didn't know he died...damn, terrible news =/ RIP indeed to a comedy legend.
Peeeeeeeeeeeeter is a goblin. He's a blond goblin. He's glorious. I love him.
1:32 my mother works in medical billing and one of her patients actually has a problem like that due to some brain trauma. She essentially loves everyone in an overflowingly doting and lovey manner, which is both endearing, concerning, and really rather sad when you think about it, but at least she's taken care of.
thats an interesting story thank you
maybe she just found a lifetime supply of MDMA, lol jk
You should remake this video, but happier and with your mouth more open.
Come back WKUK
@@ambiguousamphibian They do twitch steam. I think their raising funds for a movie
They have a official UA-cam channel now, with a D&D series that goes about as well as you'd expect
@@ambiguousamphibian They're back. It is the most frabjous of days. ua-cam.com/channels/NwbDMbDV7gu6-rO70lCQJg.html
@@ambiguousamphibian :(
Words cannot express my joy right now. I'm forced to be up because of work (it's 2:30am where I currently am) and seeing you posted a video is enough to keep me going until my shift is over!
The whole first minute is a Covid fever nightmare
8:54 As a part of the community i cant disclose for safety issues, i appreciate the brief pause on this delivery.
I once did a custom viking character in Ironman mode. I made him an expert strategist so that he could go out to conquer and establish Norway. He went from a random count to a King in less that half a lifetime. The latter half of his lifetime he joined wars and fought with his allies. But somehow he also was immensely pious. I have no idea how but he eventually became a paragon of virtue. It was crazy.
He used his strategy for PR
CK is one of those games I've always wanted to get into, and I know I'll love it, but there's just so many buttons and things that's kinda overwhelming to learn
I was the same way! CK3 is very newb-friendly (...right now... more complex game mechanics incoming, which is great, but this would be the time to get in on the ground floor). I'm a super casual gamer, mostly into RPGs and simple tactics/puzzle games. I found CK3 very enjoyable from the get-go. Probably helps that I like to read and explore menus and go slow? But you can definitely crank up the speed and just enjoy the ensuing disasters/weirdness right away too, if you're less of a scaredycat. :)
@@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll will give it a go at some point this summer. I just get lazy when I see a tutorial that lasts more than 10 min Q.Q
There’s not that many buttons wtf lol
Thankfully for you this is probably the most accessible grand strategy game, it’s very intuitive just play around with it for a couple hours and you’ll get most of the mechanics
@@Dell-ol6hb It's just a matter of getting it done. Hopefully I have the time to do that this summer. I sure do hate adulting.
This got weird quick and I'm here for it!
I love when AA references WKUK.
"Happier and with your mouth more open"
The name sophie was really on point though considering it means knowledge as in philosophy -> love of knowledge
my favorite thing about creating your own religion is you can convince everyone that the best way to ensure a good afterlife is to just give you all their money.
Yeah, but what do you like about creating a religion in CK3? :P
I always enjoy spending half of my actual play time in a game trying to see what kind of cronenberg monster I can get away with.
7:21 "One cannot know the day or the hour (of the end)."
I'd have to thank Internet Historian for getting that one.
I am a pious man, no temptation can stray me from the path of God
I love when you play CK3. The playthough progress and decisions you make are hilarious but also move the story forward in a meaningful way. I love what you do and thank you for doing it.
"Duke Arnulf has created a faction against me.... I'm going to send him a poem"
I love CK3
9:11 whenever i think of myself unlucky, ill remember this.
Cant believe no one else said anything about this
you know a video will be good when it starts off with a genuine, humble greeting.
1:22 i miss wkuk too. Rip Trevor moore :(
2 and a half minutes in and we have a creepy neanderthal vampire man as our protagonist, one sixth of the video has passed already and we haven't done anything yet except make bad decisions. I am in.
I'm not sure if he was happier and with his mouth open enough. I'm just not feeling the piety that a man such as him should exude. Think you need to make another episode but with him more happier and with his mouth open.
The lore of this channel rivals Warhammer chaos levels of wtf
Admittedly there was a bit of a squee in the house when I saw the AA/CK3 combo
"I have to do a Harlem Shake every day or I'll end up in the newspaper." damn near lost my coffee over that one, lol!
Everytime I watch this episode I laugh so hard I think I might pass out
Never laughed so much with character creation 😂.
only 2 minutes into the video and im already wheezing, AA is too good at making amazing characters
Looks like it takes about 2 months for the unfoldment of doom, after the ambiguousamphibian asks for a comeback
Toobin playing with his tube in a meeting 😂
Seeing our beloved Amphibian once more becoming the leader of a new and improved faith in the Medieval world is satisfying
You had me dying in the character creator man, damn.
The most pious person who ever existed sounds like he needed to establish firm boundaries with the people around him.
If he had red hair you would have made Nigel Thornberry....hahaha smashing
And now the entire map is dotted with ever growing pools of golden "peeeeeeeeee".
Geralt of Rivia's looking rough.
>wants to make a pious man
>Gives him the torturer trait
The man's smile is so nice, that he turn into the titan from attack on titan.
i never laugh so hard when someone make a joke on character creation before this
I haven't seen the video but i know its going to be good
Shut up
@@liamalcantara1485 why im seeing the video and its pretty good
infectious personality, humor is top tier and honestly if you just put out more content or content with more popular games, no doubt you'd be one of the bigger gameplay accounts, amazing quality of videos thank u for the laughs!
*The intro was unesescerily weird and i love it.*
This should have been in E3, would have saved the entire weekend! First three minutes alone put capcom to shame.
Those cuts at the beginning have strong Sseth vibes. Nice work!
"the harlem shake" I didn't hear this for years. You are kek, Fishman.
Me too. I have literally forgotten what it is and I am fighting to urge to look it up.
1:19 - i really appreciated the wkuk reference.
rip: trevor
“Deviancy expected, not even accepted, expected.”
Do you have reading glasses?
Ambiguousuncle. Is it time to bring back the Crusader Kings 3?
Absolutely screaming at this guy's face 🤣 it just kept getting better.
I downloaded a mod that lets you further customize your religion and made all the traits of my character virtuous. It cost over 6000 piety even with the 50% off but afterwards my piety was +50 per month and every character of my new religion has +100 opinion of me no matter what I do. The virtuous traits are also congenital so even my heirs get that opinion as long as I make sure the right one inherits. The rest of the world almost all have -100 opinion but it doesn't matter because my empire is so big and I never have rebellions because all my vassals view me as a living god. I've almost reestablished the roman empire from starting with a single county and it's only been 120 years.
Why are these videos so good 😭😭 Can't stop watching 🥴
11:38 cuz peeeeeeter isn't handsome 😭😭😭 or would that be too real?
Ah yes... Celestial Master ambiguousamphibian
Not gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of you ending the video basically just as you finally get started converting territory to your religion. Like most of the video is just buildup to be able to begin the real meat of the run, and then it just ends. I wish you'd continued.
this is the funniest CK 3 video i have ever seen by a long shot hahahaha
Ah, yes, wonderful. Now, I can be at Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace.
I found your channel yesterday and you kinda sound like a fever dream in human form.... I fucking love it!
This is what it would look like if CK3 videos were on Interdimensional Cable
I've literally started videos over because I missed the "Hullo", just doesn't feel right without it.
Fun fact- my great grandpa almost died withiut knowing what his middle initial stood for. He thought it was J. But it was Jay.
Peeeeeeeeter is the long lost brother of ISP`s Pepe.
Max Piety - the long awaited spin off to Max Payne
Thank you for that WKUK reference. Man of the culture.
the editing in this one was good. it’s those little things like when you paused
Legend has it that he split the ocean with nothing but his nose
idk why i was surprised peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter created religion where he can focus on his own peter all the time without worry.
Hey Amphibian you must be on a hot streak right now, was Streaming Project Zomboid recently (new player) when the comments reccomended i check you out. I'm subbed man keep it real.
Spawn of Xavier: Renegade Angel.
My Guy gave him the PC Principal upper Lipps.
The beginning of this video sounded like someone describing kpop stans
"Happier and with your mouth open" I knew you were a WKYK fan
9:57 dog you poisoned the spider😢
You had me at "hello"
So you went through all of that to create a hedonist religion. Amazing, 10/10 game.
You know I wouldn't be surprised to know ambiguous amphibian went through theology classes.
Coz he could definitely start a cult
I was drinking water when you made that pediatrician joke. Now my nose hurts lol. Never change AA.
1:23 this hit different now
Peeeeeeeeeeeter looks like a cousin of Pepe of the Pepe Le Baguette dynasty hah.
Hey it is Peter Fershlonger, "The baffacake'" ancestor!
Where do I sign up for this religion
First minute really showed off those creative writing muscles!
yet another masterpiece made by amphibiousambiguan, not even one minute in and I already feel extremely uncomfortable.
I like to imagine peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter killed that guy not because he was leading a faction against him but because his poetry was mocked.
Over here, He'd be called Poida..
There actually is a preexisting Christian religion in the game (and in reality) that promotes nudity as well. It's called Adamite, and I think it occasionally pops up as a heresy.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamites
The WKUK reference made my day